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  We started working on VOID around September '08, and it's been a great few months. I can't believe we've : indosauros
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    Excellent, I'm so happy you guys finally got this out. It's a freaking nice game from what I've tested. E... : boarder2
    • Also, get this shit out to Touch Arcade and such, need hype! : boarder2
  • somehow my name is in the credits, lolwtfdidido : Yanks
• AWESOME going to get this on my phone right now : trOmblyj
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  Looks like fun. Stinkin' iPhone getting all the wonderful stuff. :( : pigvomit
  • Seconded, the G1 needs a lot of love. :/ : Damodred
• emailed o all m iphone having buddies : papaskot
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  oh shit i just bought a Genjuro Blaster : pukerat
  • no way, lol : papaskot
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    I started with a Genjuro Blaster. It was small and ineffective and caused women to laugh at me. : BlackCat9
    • must. not. lol. post. : dopefish
    • lol geez : sixfoot6
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      Keep playing dude, there is a blackcat gun that turns males into females. : boomstickah
      • it's not a gun, it's a tiny guillotine . : erotic sock
• woohoo! : halophoenix
• This looks tasty, portin2pod, engage... : massdev
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  nice! I'm still tryin to wrap my head around OpenGL ES, for some reason my mind isn't taking to it :) ... : Demius
  • also, holy hell its 50 mb :( downloading over wifi sucks, can't imagine on 3g : Demius
• Cool, downloading it now : Serpico74
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  The world always needs more games in space. : pwnage1232
  • Woah, one of the later stages had a crate I couldn't get to. My ship and my guns would bounce off what s... : pwnage1232
• Just got through the tutorial levels. Awesome game, guys. It's like Spore: Origins, only better in every ... : BlackCat9
• woo, congrats :) : ]pm[chem
• escape velocity 1111111! : extrahappyturtle
• downloading! : Mmmmmoo
• Very nice! I played around with it for a few minutes. It seems like a lot of fun. I can tell already it h... : Perturbation
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  instant bought : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    I'm at work so can't download it yet (it's too big for 3g download) but am looking forward to checking it... : jbury
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      There are more? : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • Jelly Block and Refill! :) : jbury
• PC/Mac port plz : lasercat
• i have to upgrade my jailbroken to 2.2 sometime this week... i hate the hassle that i must go thru jus... : doomed
• Looks nice, brought back wonderful memories of playing Star Control 2. You've given me yet another reason... : MauriceBastard
• sweet! can't wait to play : tashtego
• Thank you indo. Postig from costa rica LOL. You guys are all awesome. : SqueegyTBS

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  If you like it, I like it, and I will see it. Thank you : dognose
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    I was just about to add a dognose dognose dognose dognose reply to summon you! : Vantage
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      Vantage I am so sorry I was such a dick to you when I first joined up here, you are one of my favourite p... : dognose
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        I was a dick too. I'm glad that we are no longer dicks! Our new dickless life together is... uh... how ... : Vantage
        • :( : Vantage
        • It was kind of all me but thanks. Canado-Amerikanse Freundschaft! : dognose
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  So this is how the RIAA is going to stop people now :( : Reavers!
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    Using Wing Chun? : Vantage
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      'Intellectual property' man. Courts aren't working as well as they hoped! This is their solution :( : Reavers!
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        Wait... What is their solution? Wing Chun? I'm confused. : Vantage
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          I sure hope so. : Sirus2400
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            Really, that's how legal battles should be solved. Can you imagine? Instead of high paid lawyers, firms... : Vantage
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              So what you're saying is that Bean would still be employed no matter how you change the rules? : Kentor
              • Depends on if he is a bad enough ass, but probably! : Vantage
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          Ip Man = I.P man = Intellectual Property man. It's pretty weak. : stump
          • Ohhhh, I'm dumb :( : Vantage
          • lol :( : Reavers!
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          The movie is called Ip Man and I thought of a lame joke and now I regret posting my lame joke because I o... : Reavers!
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            i feel really bad for laughing out loud ("lolling") at your joke. :( : stamps
            • Lets be joke buds! : Reavers!
          • Ip man is gonna come get you now for making fun of their I. P. : Lightbulb
• Well that was pretty bad ass. : soggybagel
• Badass, I like Donnie Yen. Flash Point was pretty cool as well. : lightly inclined
• Jebus. Man those foley artists got a workout. : persuxe
• The vampires ate him in Blade 2 but yes...that was a pretty cool scene. I'd like to see him become a big ... : Dr_Cube
• I looked for the literal pounding of ten men at once and did not see it. But it was still excellent. : LilCrypto
• That was awesome. I'll try to check that out. : kallanta
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  Why are they only attacking one at a time. Why. : Modica Sol Solis
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    because he would get his ass kicked if they did that. : burning eye
    • wut : persuxe
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  Ip Man was an awesome guy but damnit his sons fucked up Wing Chun. Now, there are only a handful of peopl : Magus
  • links to proper ones? : jbury
• Holy shit. I have a boner. I must find this movie : Magus
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  Direction your attention now to this movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416499/ If you like martia... : Splinebastard
  • Fighter in the Wind? Of course I've seen it. :D : Vantage
• Q: But why did all those people have to die? A: I think it has something to do with free will... : MauriceBastard

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• Just think of how hard it will be to call her once you've waited 40 minutes. (Do it now.) : crummynz
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  If you know you're being an idiot then stop being an idiot. How does that not make sense? : omnova
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    Oh it makes perfect sense. But it's hard. :( : DOOManiac
    • she can help with that : Demius
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  I did it! I finally worked up the nerve to call her! voicemail. lol : DOOManiac
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    quick! leave another voice message apologizing for the first! : RikiTiki2
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      And then another because you thought you heard a noise in the background that might've been her. : five_percent
      • And then another breaking up with her voicemail, because you feel the viocemail isn't putting in much eff... : furiouscrak
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      Okay, I've done this. : DOOManiac
      • Oh god. No you didn't. : kikilupo
      • LOL i hope to hell this is true, GREAT IDEA. WIN 4SHER : MrBig0
      • Man, this post reminds me of "but wouldn't that just catch fire too?" : systatic
      • You're money and you don't even know it. : Super Sparker
      • SWINGERS'D : Dschinghis Khan
      • omg no! : deathofrats
      • Nooooooooooooo lol : Mondo
      • Really? : lechuck59
• you two aren't dating. : RikiTiki2
• Do it, man! What's to lose? You'll be put out of your misery! : Dave-A
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  do not call. it's fucking fail. move on. seriously. insert words. blah blah. won't go anywhere. blah. : reverend~heresy
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    AND she farts in her sleep. fucking nasty. : reverend~heresy
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      everyone farts in their sleep. Once I was woken up by stench alone. :( : gigaduck
      • Not my own : gigaduck
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        my girlfriend farts in her sleep a LOT i laugh and try not to wake her up : IgnoramusSA
        • Dutch Oven'ed : Chew
  • Seriously, fuck this chick, find someone else mang :*( : d0gbert
• Wait, what? Just take her out to something fun and go for the kiss afterwards... : land
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  Know what dude? We've all been telling you the same thing since your first post on the girl and yet you ... : TwiLyght
  • ^^ I was pretty much about to post the same exact thing. he obviously doesnt want to listen to any of us ... : mcborn
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  you CAN [lol] your own post as long as somebody else [lol]'s it first! at least it used to work like t... : Degenerate
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    Apparently you still can. : DOOManiac
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      ThomW is a lazy bastard : Degenerate
      • Degen, maybe he drinks as much beer as we do! : CrustaR
      • [A LITTLE HISTORY] I didn't mean for [lol] to be a competition, but more of a bookmarking thing for fu : ThomW
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  Text her instead? 'hay its me lol do u wna c my willy yet?' : niceguynick
  • ^^^^ THIS : menar003
  • DO THIS : Maddog_Delphi97
  • Please do this. Its done anyway, go out in a blaze of glory : Serpico74
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    This only works if you tell her how long it is. : LilCrypto
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      8=========D NOT TO SCALE : cptn.peachfuzz
      • 8=D\s : Maddog_Delphi97
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  DO YOU LIKE ME? [ ] YES [ ] NO [ ] MAYBE : soggybagel
  • [ ] YES [x] NO [ ] MAYBE no wait.... [ ] YES [ ] NO [x] MAYBE : stump
• what? no man dont do that. goddamit grab her boobie and if she doesnt yell "RAPE" you're good to go ... : cptstern
• yeah I wouldn't have called her. ever again. : thekidd
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  Seriously, what's the worse that can happen? Say she doesn't like you.. you can move on and quit beating... : Chew
  • don't reinforce this behavior, Chew. Just stop now. this is NOT how you deal with girls. STOP argh!! : fotografico
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  you probably already fucked it up because you didnt make a move yet. She thinks either your not intereste... : IgnoramusSA
  • going for a kiss isn't making a move? : reverend~heresy
• I read your other post and I don't understand why you didn't try to touch her breasts... she probably thi... : mnok
• YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : Downforce
• No more date posts please unless something amazingly bad happens : gmd
• sparkly post. : creep
• she doesn't like you man, she's just too nice to twist the knife but you're begging her to : qwpeoriu
• NO. no no no no no no no. do not call. you pass on this one and try again. if she calls, you play indiffe... : hirez
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  id listen to all the nos that have showed up in your last 3 posts about this : hobosapien
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    But it's so much easier to listen to the 1 yes! : DOOManiac
    • a glutton for punishment, you are : zerog83
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  Dammit son. the *best* thing you could possibly do is just not talk to her for a week or so and see what... : GeorgeB3DR
  • And if she appears to have lost interest, release a screenshot. : uncle slappy
  • Don't listen to this garbage. Contact "game" works on chicks that are dumb. I used to do this shit and ... : twifosp
• Don't. Don't do it. Just stop. If she likes you SHE WILL CALL YOU. : systatic
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  I think I am going to feel worse about this ending than you are. I've become attached to this little saga... : haiku
  • Don't worry haiku. I'm like like a season of 24. Lots of buildup, but nothing happens, but there's always... : DOOManiac
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  Jesus Christ man you are 28 why you acting like a giddy 12yr old? : peter
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    he's waiting in line for 28yrs for some 'tang and he's so close! : reverend~heresy
    • if he calls in giddy mode he'll be waiting another 28 : peter
  • He should try this technique: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Reo2QSTPc : LilCrypto
  • BAGS OF SAND : feek
• comon dude. : Theos
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  and i thought i was bad with girls : FrayLo
  • don't worry, you still are :/ : reverend~heresy
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  Doom. Please. For the love of god. Your posts are making me and GMD angry. But at least you are getti... : twifosp
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    he has absolutely nothing to lose at this point, yet he keeps holding back. i mean she already seems li... : FrayLo
    • Fear of rejection? Fear of rejection should not outweigh fear of regret of missing out. : twifosp
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    What the -- I thought giant metal dog got all the girls! I mean, he does look like a buff Harry Potter a... : CrustaR
    • CrustaR, I just talked to Duke on the phone and he feels the same way you do. : twifosp
• This is entertaining. Can't wait for season finale : Flynn
• Dude, you're gonna end up like me. STOP TRYING SO HARD. : Maddog_Delphi97
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  this whole series of events is pretty lols. Not trying to be rude, but how are you 28 years old and still... : mojo the helpr monke
  • GOTTA GET THAT PUSSY MANG : reverend~heresy
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    No. My first date, ever, was in Nov. of 2007. Yeah. :/ I got some catching up to do... : DOOManiac
    • :( one step at a time. many more years to go! : reverend~heresy
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      oh, well then ok. I guess you're just a more learn from your own mistakes kinda guy vs learning from the ... : mojo the helpr monke
      • and smell her farts first : reverend~heresy
    • LISTEN TO US : hirez
    • hang in there dude. My first real date was in '06 and i totally blew it with her, thinking back. I le... : pukerat
    • i'm pulling for you man, we're all in this together : Dschinghis Khan
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      I hung out with a couple guys in high school, and was friends with one of their girlfriends, and he and h... : mysled
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        Inf this shit. : erebus
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          iawtits. : randomjgj
          • yaiawtits. : MaJeStu
          • i also agree with tits! : Dave-A
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        ^^ spot on, women dont want to fuck pussies! : mcborn
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          Well, some do. And I think I speak for pretty much all guys everywhere when I say I enjoy watching it wh... : timmie
          • I don't enjoy it :/ : jbury
      • (oh shit, that was supposed to be "why didn't you ask me?" ) : mysled
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  she should only see you when you are having the most fun you could possibly have. if there is a connectio... : rigg5kthx
  • aka give her the strap-on and go to town : rigg5kthx
• DOOManiac. From my experiences, I've learned that it's usually better to just avoid questions like that. ... : wtf242
• Post her phone number and we'll call her up and ask if she likes you. : bostrov
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  So you're basically trying to get her to hate you? : Boxelder
  • Also, you have good taste in games. Start over, new girl, buy concert tickets, cook a meal, get drunk. : Boxelder
• You need to pull it out in fron of her and she will let you know if she likes you or not. : Melll
• haha fag : moshman
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  SHACK. CAN YOU BACK ME UP HERE? TELL THIS GUY TO DATE MORE. Expect them to not work out. But date more. J... : systatic
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    The only people who can give good advice are those who have been burned : dognose
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      Those who have not been burned will not take this advice. : dognose
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        You're so right. :( And then when he's passed this hump he'll be like. "The shack was right. I should hav... : systatic
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          He will then give good advice. It will not be taken : dognose
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            The circle will repeat itself. : MaJeStu
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              It always does. : randomjgj
              • thheee claaaaaww : sasoi
    • this is so true. but it only applies to those who have been burned AND learned from it. : X-GOUKI
  • i did this and now my posts suck at least 34% less than my posts from last year : Modica Sol Solis
  • agreed! Dating doesn't have to be this scary end all thing. It's fun! Go out and have some fun! : sparkly
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  Why didn't you just slip her a note in study hall or have Matt ask Stacey to ask her if she likes you. : rosewood
  • . ? : rosewood

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• nice... installed : Shadowdane
• VERY COOL!!!! : virus
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  This is quite nice, although it doesn't work with Friend Foe Colors enabled. :( : hoov1185
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    i'll look into that : anthonybean
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      go ahead and uninstall and reinstall the script at that same link. it should be fixed now. :) : anthonybean
      • Awesome! B) : hoov1185
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    where does one get the friend foe script? : re-verse
    • from dodob's profile or here: http://troz.shackspace.com/shackchan/shacknewsnamecolorfriendfoe.user.js : TroZ
• brilliant work, man. : re-verse
• This greasemonkey script. I like it. : DrWaffles
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  I accidentally it. : Thresher
  • Accidentally what? : Thisispol
• Awesome, installed. : FPSDavid
• Very cool, thanks! : sandcrab
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  Awesome! But I always wondered. Would it be more efficient to put all the cool GM scripts into one? : Sailor of Fortune
  • I imagine that yes it would, in fact I even considered writing an app that would hack together what you w... : boarder2
  • It would be a total pain in the ass to maintain. A couple of us have tossed around ideas for making them... : ThomW
• Very cool. I'll install this when I got back to FF : uglysad
• This is awesome. Great work! : angrytaxman
• Works great. =) : grabbie
• Oh hey this is pretty good. : CrazyPants
• Can you make it disappear when you click outside the popup? : c0bra
• Great work! Quirk: if you click on someone's name with a long reply; their name is on the right hand : askedrelic
• Good job dude. : bcyde
• neat o : mindshot
• This seems awesome! I'll have to install it when I'm back at home : Flying h4x0r
• I like it. : MaJeStu
• well done. : jigstah
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  the popup should reposition so it doesn't appear off-screen when the name is at the top of the window : manero
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    also the 4px margin between div's is too big. make it 1 or 2px max : manero
    • one last one :) show nothing when you click except for maybe a spinner gif file, and then swap out the i... : manero
• paging dodob to add to his profile of shack created scripts. : devnullgt
• nice one, works well : VuduChild
• nice work sir : PapaBoo
• Nice, now I can see when squirrelnose and mikecyb are online! : CrustaR
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  thanks a lot everyone. :) i'll work on askedrelic and manero's issues and post a new version soon. : anthonybean
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    When you mouse over the post count the hover turns it black and becomes invisible. Mind fixing that while... : hoov1185
    • lol i never noticed that. sure. : anthonybean
  • I had to deal with something similar in my popup script. Check out my code if you're interested. : ieGod
• nice script :) : Thomas Hace
• Awesome script :-) : Legolas5
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  I've just updated my Shacknews Name Color Friend Foe script to work better with this script. Clicking : TroZ
  • sounds good. any shackname link that has the name="profiled" will be click ignored in my script. : anthonybean
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    what exactly does Friend/Foe do? : Old_Fart
    • Color codes all the usernames. I don't think they change so it helps identify users. There's also a butto... : hoov1185
    • I added information about all the greasemonkey scripts that I created to my profile. : TroZ
• Thanks! Looks neat. Popup should go away when clicked off the popup window. Can you do this? :) : -sk-
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  damn, doesn't work in greasekit : opengl128
  • works for me.. sorta : Mmmmmoo
• lovely! right now it pops up the user info thing when you either right click or left click. is that b... : dael
• awesome greasemonkey script. : doomed
• Nice script man, thanks :) : nodebug
• This is pretty cool : melkore
• This is a really cool script - thanks! I also like how it's really easy still to click through to their p... : skizl
• this is pretty bad ass... well done! : prime8
• bookmark'd for later installation : mrvandelay
• Very cool, indeed. Nice work! : freezejeans
• Feature Request Can you add a link to go to that usernames LOL page? : mrvandelay

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  This is cool, but when can I play it on 360? : elwood00
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    The previous post is a lie. My wife will take over the 360 as soon as this game comes out. : elwood00
    • likewise :( : kungfusquirrel
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      Get her a DS and the DS version. SOLVED : pyide
      • Then she'd never quit. That's almost a worse problem than fighting over the 360. : elwood00
    • god man, aint that the truth. my wife freaking loves puzzle quest : kainen1
• Damn you, General Tarn!! : ArB
• Wonderful, something else for me to obsess over now. >:( : virus
• Wow even the enemy AI is gay in the future. : ghost in my shell
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  Played this god knows how many times and finally got my first victory. I only won because the luck facto... : Lionhart32935
  • lol completely with you. : cack
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    lol yeah - he went up on me 50-2 real quick, i got him down to 6...and then his shit all fell into place.... : virus
    • Yeah, I had him at fucking 3 HP, and had full life, and then it was over in 3 rounds because he fucking h... : Rice-Rocketeer
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    Seems like luck plays a lot more into this one since the new pieces can come from any direction. : pigvomit
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      They come from the direction that the move was made. If you move lower left to upper right, then the piec... : ieGod
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        Well yeah, I was talking more about the fact that puzzle quest had lots of lines that would not change do... : pigvomit
        • Each move presents random values in either game, this one just expands the boundary. The "middle" in the ... : ieGod
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  WTF...what determines what direction gems move??? : PenicillinX57
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    The direction you move the piece. : SwiftyPants
    • Aha, indeed. I like this much better than the fantasy one! : PenicillinX57
    • Holy crap really? I'm an idiot. : Perturbation
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  Somehow, I won on my first try. :D Not exactly the most intuitive of layouts. : DHAvatar
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    Oh man, I broke the game. :( : DHAvatar
    • heh me too.. Get into a situation where no move is valid, and it just hangs there.. : biofrog
  • So did I, and I still have 47/50 health left. : cyclonebee
• that game is bullshit, fyi :( : Slowtreme
• No PSP version, no sale. : rudds
• What do purple and white do? : Blucklesworth
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  too easy now, i win by a large margin every time. : NexusOne
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    wtf? do you go for the laser right off the bat? and wtf do purple and white do? : pilgrimage
    • I imagine they're currency in game or material to upgrade your ship/technology. : SwiftyPants
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      I got a blue/white combo and it maxed out my shields with a "Shields Bolstered" message or something. : stamps
      • I got "Shields Fortified" but didn't see the combo. A Green/Purple seemed to give me an extra turn, bu... : SwiftyPants
    • If you max out purple you get an extra turn. If you max out white it replenishes your shields. White maxe... : ieGod
• whats the deal with the white and purple gems : smax
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  wtf the silver and purple ones do? : papaskot
  • some type of currency and experience right? : kainen1
• beat him in 3 tries. its very similar to original puzzle quest. : hirosushima
• 30 Purple]] = extra turn 30 Silver = fortified shields (first time goes from 20 to 25 max) : SwiftyPants
• The magic, she is gone. :( : Ebu
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  man, this is pure suckage.. still awaiting that puzzle quest 2!! : ebackbone
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    Give it time, seems a little random at first but there's definately some depth there. : dravalen
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      there's far less control in this game than the previous puzzle quest original. furthermore, there is a co... : ebackbone
      • blue adds to shield. holy crap i just got a SUPER NOVA! : radula
      • Blue isn't useless at all. It regenerates your shields. : Arcanum
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        i found out the purpose of the blue gem. still, it's pretty suckage compared to puzze quest original. : ebackbone
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          like the original was some masterpiece? it was bejeweled with spells. and this is basically the same thin... : pyide
          • yes, yes it WAS a masterpiece. bejeweled can go fuck itself, i hate that game. PQ developed into an ama... : yAak
• pretty fun, makes me want to bust out Puzzle Quest on my DS again : pukerat
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  What the fuck is this, the Kobayashi Maru?? FUCK YOU TARN. : kungfusquirrel
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    also the laser is bugged, your turn doesn't end as intended but the opponent's turn begins... so yay. : kungfusquirrel
    • yeah that one pissed me off : yAak
• i love how much this game makes me cuss : yAak
• So far I've won 3 of 3 games. Can't wait for the full game on the DS. I'm not normally one for puzzle g... : Arcanum
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  i think i liked puzzle quest better but im still buying this : yAak
  • also hoping it develops into pure awesome like PQ did. it has the right beginnings : yAak

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• LOL there has to be an internet meme picture for this : japoneez
• this should be the plane all those obese people fly in that have to buy the double seats. : arcane_
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  Cool, looks like a whale!! : -efx-
  • hence the name. : thecray
• It is simply amazing a jet like that can get off the ground... : alphablu
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  Whoa I have never seen this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_747_Large_Cargo_Freighter : nomaad
  • Engineered by penis enlargement surgeons. : pieman
• I miss the Concorde. ;[ : lightly inclined
• I love that they developed a plane just to carry other plane parts : sonicdeathwalrus
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  Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who ... : jayares
  • lolololol. Very fitting! : Super Sparker
  • mega lols : nomaad
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    Bee movie ? : doomed
    • jesus christ... who is this guy? : OrkO
    • what the... : lightly inclined
    • Doomed indeed..... : -efx-
    • oh dear : moshman
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      HHGttG : Githyanki
      • Odds are that if he didn't recognise the quote, he won't recognise the acronym. : Arctic Fox
    • So long and thanks for all the fish. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • You should be hit by a Buick and shot. : magistersmax
  • Well played sir, well played. : five_percent
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    Oh no, not again. : intangir21
    • <3 : daedraug
  • hahahahahahaha excellent : Clay
  • Spot on, Spot on. :) : pop_secret
• ARGGGHH! Der she blows! Reedy de harrrpoon! : MauriceBastard
• It has downs :( : Nullzero
• wow thats really weird that you posted this considering i had a dream a couple weeks back about a flying ... : podizzle
• not as funny looking but still cool: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_747_Large_Cargo_Freighter ... : FrayLo
• It has always blown my mind that this thing can fly. C-5s are still the bomb, tho. Watching one of th... : riptyde
• when it crash you can say FAIL WHALE! : r3dn3ck
• my gawd man! it's dropping a load through its head! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Airbus_beluga_bela... : m0rfus
• HURRRR i'm a plane. : The_Archon
• And how come G.I JOE didn't have one of these? Or is this more of a C.O.B.R.A thing? : MauriceBastard

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• pervert : reverend~heresy
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  Yes. It's Shay Laren. : notd665
  • shack: the mechanical turk of pr0n : askedrelic
• there are many videos of shay laren : Foxhawk
• Ejectorpod had it on his shackspace a while back. : coraldayton
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  rikitik2 had it in his shackspace. I'll go look and see if its still there : boomstickah
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    was it there? tell me... its ok... you can tell me. c'mon, tell me! : radula
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      haha late. : boomstickah
      • oh! you didnt say it was a lady! : radula
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  http://fukung.net/v/10041/c9f79e90191252427bf6991fac489e66.jpg : creep
  • god dammit to hell why did I click on that FUCK SPIDERS FUCKING HELL : Downforce

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• sup : indosauros
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  I have you now. : randomposter
  • I can't stop laughing at this : Priest77
  • ah hahahahha : persuxe
  • hahaha, excellent : kungfusquirrel
  • lol : Mad Brahmin Disease
• now that is awesome : proclone1
• lol, it would be so awesome if someone spun him out. : pigvomit
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  the photo of the stormtrooper driving a white lotus would complete this. : DooBall
  • thats...what he referenced : opengl128
  • I truly hope the 2 meet on the street. : Moonbase Commander
  • http://jalopnik.com/5131301/storm-trooper-trades-in-speeder-bike-for-something-a-little-more-agile : datoo
• A cool picture this is. : nodge69
• Bwahahaha, now THAT is fucking awesome! : thetangent
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  Why isn't this wallpaper sized?! : braaains
  • This^ : jodiuh
  • Seriously : zakazi
  • preferably dual-monitor-huge plz : DinK
  • Someone find source and do this. : punchdog
• oh to be a rich nerd... : Juno
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  the torque is strong with this one : CoRDS
  • yesssssssssss : zakazi
• Anybody have a link to the Lotus version? : thecray
• A-Ha! : nem00
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  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2 : GloriousCow
  • dammit oh well : GloriousCow
  • More like: nnnnnnNNNOOOOOOOoooooo... : Lone Swordsman
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  Now we just need an Imperial Guard in a Ferrari. : Crimsonbeak
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    Jar Jar in an Impala : imperator
    • i'd be happy with just an impaled Jar Jar : filthysock
• awesome and wallpaper'd. : doomed
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  Does an Atom really need a spoiler? Of course, Lord Vader drives whatever he damn well pleases. : intangir21
  • doesn't need it but could benefit from it depending on course. : moe6
• ahahahahahahha : moe6
• I see Dick Cheney is finally leaving the white house. : Maddog_Delphi97
• A 'shop of those two together (not mine): http://nefarious-240z.com/Pub/SA/troubletp1.jpg : intangir21
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  Now all he needs is an exhaust tuned to imitate a TIE-fighter wail. : Durandal07
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    I so wish I could make my car do that - : flagg209
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      The Whistle's Go WoooooWooooooooo! : Slowtreme
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        oh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK18wQA-tHs : Slowtreme
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          That's comedy gold right there (but is not quite the Tie Fighter sound) : flagg209
          • properly tuned it could be! : Slowtreme
• Hahaha (hishortbusiloveyou) : ateam311
• Now all we need is a pic of a scout trooper driving a motorcycle : riptyde
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  who would drive a 64' with switches : japoneez
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    Mace Windu : riptyde
    • o right easy enough : japoneez
• lol that is awesome : Downforce
• I need to get a boba fett helmet for when (if) I get a corvette this spring. : gmd
• haha very nice. : ass-street

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  the tank engine : bipolar
  • YES! : naios
  • I can't top that. You win the internets. Congrats. : kallanta
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  oh god... it just popped in there... i couldn't help it... its just that name... i remember from... tho... : radula
  • And now we're all going to be killed by a giant marshmallow Voldemort... thanks a lot. : kallanta
  • ah, you're no fun! : Flinz
• Thomas Kemper. I love me some root beer! : Juno
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  ThomW : gakera
  • yep : dael
  • this : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • at first i just assumed this thread was dedicated to him : kill9
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    I Lol'd...it seemed appropriate. : mrwolf710
    • haha yes it would be. LOL :) : gakera
• Tommy Tutone : rosewood
• Major Tom. : ArcKnight
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  Tom Turbo ( might be last decade ) : Lightbulb
  • Dom Durbo? :) ORF for the win. also mini-zib. : Flinz
• The PInball Wizard! : shavenewok
• Tom Selleck, end of thread. : Magus
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  tomservo : lasercat
  • ^^^ I <3 you Connor! : PapaBoo
• tommy gun! : podizzle
• me : rasputinreborn
• Tom's Hardware : naabster
• tom waits no doubt : disembodied potato
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  tuberville : persuxe
  • I am so glad that he got fired! ROLL TIDE BABY! : risimage
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  myspace guy, lol : OrkO
  • You motherfucker I will kill you in your sleep : SiW.
• MySpace Tom : SiW.
• Tom Petty : Horn
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  someone should probably say thomas jefferson : podizzle
  • decade? : Flinz
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  Tom Tom Club : zakazi
  • Probably the wrong decade though, so I'll go with Selleck since he spans space and time. : zakazi
• Tom Savini T_T : Fish_Bulb
• Tom Wilson! We love you Maniac. : Lone Swordsman
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  Tom Jones ofcourse! The great thing is, he's not only one of the greatest from this decade but also from ... : Bamii
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    You mean the 18th century. : lechuck59
    • No, then I would have said Tommy Cooper :P : Bamii
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  Tom Arnold. Booyah. : MaJeStu
  • me too, he's quite funny. : AMikaboshi
• tommy lee jones : niceguynick
• Tom (of Tom & Jerry) : prime8
• Cruise :( : Slowtreme
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  The lack of Tom Brady being mentioned is troubling. :( : FormerHPB
  • Fucking pretty boy. Screw him. : YerMothah
• Tommy Chong : voodooraze
• Rollo Tomasi : spiderfill
• Motherfucking Luke Duke! Tom Wopat : PapaBoo
• Peeping. : laurgasms
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  Tom Morello : DMac20
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    ^^^ this. : ateam311
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      IAWTateam : c0bra
      • gets my vote too : silentbobuk
• this post kinda reminds me of the Kids in the Hall "These Are the Daves I Know" song. : prime8
• * DAVEGORMANSHOW'D * : silentbobuk
• Thomas ..son of CptStern. : cptstern

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• paging gmd : maulla
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  yeah we got a couple inches in charlotte and it's still flurrying (i don't think that's a word) : Clay
  • same here in the University area. : prime8
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  Take some of mine if you love it so much. : YerMothah
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    Only temporarily is it fun. I don't think it hat snowed here decently in 10 years or so here man, every... : kainen1
    • the last decent snow we had was early march 2004. : Clay
    • Yeah, I love how people act like they wont be able to shop for two weeks the day before we get 1 inch of ... : YerMothah
• And yet it's gonna hit 70 here in Denver... bizzaro world : riptyde
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  snowing here in Greenville too. : PapaBoo
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    and I'm at work : PapaBoo
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      good for you for not curling up in the fetal position like most folks do down there when it snows. : FormerHPB
      • like me! (hold me mommy) : kainen1
      • i'm a charlotte native, the might as well be flowing lava out there. : Clay
      • I lived in PA for four years before coming here ... I'm used to this. : PapaBoo
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        anyway, how can you mock southerners when you guys flip out when it gets hot? http://www.bpdnews.com/2 : Clay
        • lack of air conditioners : feek
        • people still go to work though. I just sit in my office and house with the AC cranking. : FormerHPB
        • Lots of old buildings without a/c... plus it's super humid in Boston in the summer... old people can get ... : riptyde
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          People don't suddenly forget how to drive when it gets hot in the north. : Lone Swordsman
          • lol : FormerHPB
          • well what do you want owners of compact cars for example to do in 4 inches of snow and slick roads. It's... : kainen1
      • Well NC is kind of getting like AZ where you can't really find a native, everyone is from out of town! : ghost in my shell
• In an Ottawa winter, that kind of weather is called Tuesday. : Lone Swordsman
• My sister teaches in Statesville. School is closed but its a teacher work day. I laughed at her. : dudehoyt
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  lol, whole time i was in Raleigh, it never snowed once. ~2mos after i move to DC area, Raleigh gets 3+ in... : rmjackson
  • I'm sorry mrsjackson, that you didn't get snow : PapaBoo
• We have like 15cm of snow over here (Well piled up on snowbanks and un-shoveled driveways/sidewalks..it's... : Frostbitex12
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  hello fellow Triangle shacker! This is the most its ever snowed in the few years I've lived out here. : DonkeyPopsicle
  • hola! I know. So when is the shackmeat : kainen1
• Yeah it's been a while since we've had this much snow. It's pretty awesome. I'm going to play frisbee... : thekidd
• you are all doomed : Downforce
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  haha staying home for 3'' of snow. The south is awesome. : skinlab133
  • In their defense, you don't even want to know how bad people are at driving in the snow in the south. : jasonepowell
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  we didn't get much in asheville, but enough to ice over secondary roads and such. And I'm at work too! : bosst0ne
  • that's crazy, Asheville always gets a ton of snow! : prime8
• (north) Fayetteville got a lot of snow too. : prime8
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  Yep, a couple of inches of snow here in Durham = no work for me today! Being that it doesn't snow mu... : jlboyd132321
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    I think that Durham and Raleigh have one single salt truck a piece. : kainen1
    • that's still more than they have in Seattle. : FormerHPB
  • LOL ^^^ very true! : jlboyd132321
• snowing in Rock Hill, SC right now too. Not collecting on the roads though so I have to go to at least o... : bRAINsick

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  I did some pretty stupid shit when I was young. I mean, I listened to ICP ffs. : rosewood
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    ICP are you serious? Ahaha : Bobajojo
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      I was young, and white. : rosewood
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        Fuck spin, Fuck Sprite, Fuck everything on the east side... : Phreakin
        • Look, it was a phase. I was trying to fit in with middle class white kids and this is what it took. : rosewood
  • LOL! This is pretty damn funny. I don't think I ever knew anyone who listened to them. : FormerHPB
  • fucking lol : feek
  • You are pathetic. : ThomW
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  I think everyone did cruel senseless stuff as kids. I know I'm guilty of a fair amount of animal cruelty ... : Perturbation
  • Are you now a serial killer? : stump
• Well.....beating people up and treating them like shit certainly isn't anything to be proud of. :P : thetangent
• believing in abstinance : Chandler55
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  You've seen all the threads here with 25+ year olds going on a date for the first time or just now have f... : GodZilly
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    I recalled one story from the fifth grade. We had wooden cubbies attached to the wall of the class ro... : uglysad
    • Dude spit on you. That is not a stupid reason to get into a fight. Perhaps you took it too far but st... : InfoBiter
    • ALPHA MALE WHOOOOOO : Modica Sol Solis
    • Hehe, do you know his username on the Shack? : GodZilly
    • Awesome. : Magus
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      2nd grade I was the Alpha Male by far. Anyways, this new kid comes in. I put that poor little bastard thr... : rosewood
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        "..ended up going gay. Go figure?" people don't GO gay rosewood : moshman
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          Yes, no one has ever gone gay ever. : rosewood
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            no, people realise they are gay. they don't decide to be gay : moshman
            • he lives in kansas dude. ask him about evolution or global warming. : Hoax
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          Sure they do, like milk going sour. Rosewood took the only girl so they went gay. : lechuck59
          • It's like those frogs that change sex when there are no partners around : jbury
      • Frederick, you haven't changed a bit. : ieGod
    • In kindergarden there was this retarded girl in the class. One day she sat down next to us and messed up ... : sanchez
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      I think second grade was the only time i had a bully after me. One day at recess me and some girl i liked... : alphablu
      • What the hell, did I sign into http://grouphug.us/ this morning? : Githyanki
• at least you are not ugly. : radula
• Simply put, you got it out of your system early. Man, I'm good! Someone give me a diploma, a notepad ... : kallanta
• I had a buddhist boyfriend before. He was an asshole even after becoming one.... : Koral06
• I wish I knew why the kids picked on me in grade school. I kind of kept to myself from there on in to av... : DrWaffles
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  I think my childhood cruelty streak never vanished, i just learned to control it better by binding it to ... : Hoax
  • "for myself" even... durrr i need to proofread my comments before posting them. : Hoax
• Why the fuck are YOU writing 3+ pages when it's her paper? : mrvandelay
• Your name is fitting...... : topkatz
• You better call those lipstick-wearing dorks up so that they cross out your name on their kill list! : zebosausamite
• which is probably why you're uglysad. Karma works in mysterious ways : cptstern

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  I can't stand that book. It's so god damned pretentious. I'm pretty sure if I ever met the author i would... : wtf242
  • What you forget to add is that on the previous page that same text is shown forwards. It's not there to : Grumbeld
  • I am in total agreement. I was happy that there are people like Grumbeld that eat that pretension up, tho... : gooblerampling
• You will know if you're going to enjoy this book by looking at the first few pages on amazon. I hated ... : itsjames
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  the main story (the Navidson Record) is somewhat interesting, but the meta-narrative is awful and the gim... : DonkeyPopsicle
  • Yeah I like the story about the guy and the house, but the other stuff I could have done with out. : deathofrats
• Readers will either love or hate this book. I read it and thought it wasn't that great. It was hyped t... : grabbie
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  I flipped through this book the other day, felt like a children's mystery book. Where in the World is Car : packav
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    I'll have to check that out after I finish Atlas Shrugged (I have a deal with a friend that I'll actually : Grumbeld
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      I've given up on AS, I finished Fountainhead somehow, though. Good luck :D : packav
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        I stopped reading AS several times before finally making my way through it. Ayn Rand is simply not a good... : Anti_dentite
        • :( why not? Don't like her philosophy? There's more to her than that. : dahanese
• This book sucked ass. Danielewski is a pretentious asshole who is jerking off all over your face every t... : cornchak
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  I personally don't have an opinion on this (as I haven't read it), but after almost 400 years, Shakespear... : TShandy
  • I love Shakespeare, but this work as a whole is better than any single play that Shakespeare has written. : Grumbeld
• Good writers generally stick to writing, not typesetting. : SiW.
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  honestly i really despise books that use "creative" typesetting. use fucking words to describe what's ha... : electroly
  • Let's spoon. : SiW.
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    Creative writing is a huge genre beyond poetry and novels. I liked the book since it could be seen on so ... : dahanese
    • we're talking about novels though, are we not? at least i was specifically referring to novels, and not ... : electroly
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  The problem with House of Leaves is that it's no longer unique. Writers have taken what they need from it... : Modica Sol Solis
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    I would hesitate to call it better than Shakespeare but it helped move ideas of writing forward. He has a... : dahanese
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      I can't comment on Shakespeare because I've grown to absolutely despise him. The guy was great, at his : Modica Sol Solis
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        what : bipolar
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          Shakespearean work is frozen in a kind of antiquated dialect and premise that no longer has relevance in ... : Modica Sol Solis
          • I am a bit baffled by how you can you possibly argue your first sentence. : ShekkyBoy
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            this is how i feel about music and the Beatles : boring gegtik
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              And it's pretty much just as retarded a perspective. : daedraug
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                Well you know modern food is pretty okay but the first cavemen to cook ate charred lumps of meat with fur... : boring gegtik
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                  Yeah, screw fire, we have electricity now! : daedraug
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                    you should get off the internet it's a derivative medium : boring gegtik
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                      No, I enjoy the ability to sit in the tree and savor the apples at the same time. : daedraug
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                        make sure you savor the branch more than the apple (it came first) : boring gegtik
                        • 1500 years of literature preceded Shakespeare. If we valued works for their position in literary history... : lechuck59
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                  Shakespeare is incredibly, sometimes unbearably, rich in thought and expression. Language has not change... : lechuck59
                  • DO NOT DAAAAAAAAAARE *shakes skull in hand* : boring gegtik
          • lol : mechanicalgrape
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            Modica Sol Solis is voice of post-post-modern world lit! DEAL WITH IT, CATE BLANCHETT! : Home Nugget
            • It's such a common and disgusting trait among literature students :( Scratch that, any student. It's und... : daedraug
          • You're doing it so fucking wrong. : lechuck59
          • No wonder the hoes dont like you. : mrvandelay
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            I'm with you, although I'm a scientist so I don't do any of this literature analysis or whatever it is li... : arizona bay
            • I need some titties and killing or something. Have you read Shakespeare? : mechanicalgrape
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            There's only one reason to read Shakespeare (and it's a huge reason to do so). It's all about the langua... : Grumbeld
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              The characters are one dimensional! ACHHHHHHHH : lechuck59
              • This thread is so full of fail I don't know where to begin. : c0bra
              • Seriously, what? : PeanutsEnvy
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  I loved the House. Its cold, unfeeling, and ever-changing physics-defying nature makes it surreal, unpred... : helvetica
  • the house itself creeped me out : boring gegtik
• i hate this book purely based on my ex-wife liking it so much and would not shut her fucking trap about i... : m0rfus