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  A co-worker and I were training our replacements and someone asked us how we thought they were going to w... : Just A Girl
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    That's fine, it's being honest anyway. Maybe that person took that knowledge and turned it around. It... : TheNiXXeD
    • If the new-hire was standing in front of her then, shit would have gotten real. : royalally
    • She did not take the knowledge and do anything good with it. She was fired a year later from stealing fr... : Just A Girl
  • Thats easy to recover from, all you gotta do is be like, "lols, and they dont even wear matching socks ei... : ninjase
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  My friend told me that at the Census Bureau they sent out an email welcoming a new employee and some lady... : gmd
  • wow : riptyde
  • |( : SiW.
  • wow. : sharkII
  • Lunch! : d fluke
  • WOWWWWWWWW : GBeer11
  • holy fuck : boring gegtik
  • you work with cannibals? : skitzo
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    i don't understand this : GloriousCow
    • a) racism, b) casual lesbian sex : Majuju
  • ha, what a slut : ant_hillbilly
  • go on... : reverend~heresy
  • Hory Clap! : invisible_kid
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  I think I may have inadvertently killed someone. Is that embarrassing or just terrible? : Dave-A
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    terrassing? : f3ynm
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      there was no ass tearing involved, thankfully : Dave-A
      • hehe : f3ynm
      • in that case it was emberrible : mmogger
      • Just wait till prison. : Da Username J00 Want
    • embarrable : Ride-My-Rocket
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    oh ok just say that and then don't give background story. that's cool : proclone1
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      I gave an old employee a fright by accident and they died of a heart attack soon thereafter :( : Dave-A
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        How did you not get tried for murder? : deadhorse
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          I just blamed Halo 3 :( : Dave-A
          • haha. In all seriousness you didn't kill him, he was going to die that very day. At least you gave him ... : bashildy@speakeasy.net
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  It didn't happen to me, but a co-worker at my last job got the shits after eating some brownies that my w... : PapaBoo
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    What the sweet feck did she put in those brownies? I'm starting to think you escaped that marriage just i... : Dave-A
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      no idea, my wife usually was an excellent baker. He cakes and stuff were great, but those brownies were ... : PapaBoo
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        Wife or man slave? : askedrelic
        • wife/man slave : cerealSAM2
  • PapaPoo : gmd
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    poopbaa indeed. : FormerHPB
    • ahahahaha : .Jayson
    • lol, this needs more love : retardhumper
    • lol i still have this script : mrvandelay
  • PopoBoom : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • DooDooPoo : bashildy@speakeasy.net
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16524971 : papaskot
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  Not me, but someone I work with was riding in the car when this happened: New HR lady was hired. Two o... : mmogger
  • WOW. : lodit
  • lol, all aboard the failboat... : Arctic Fox
  • I need a new keyboard :( : losimagic
  • Wow that's just...wow : melkore
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    You know... she should have been able to detect the innocence in it and let it slide. Just because it cou... : systatic
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      Yeah, people are too fucking uppity about this shit. : deadhorse
      • I can't wait for the inevitable day when we all decide that people who become offended at innocent commen... : DinK
      • Well, sassy black women are. : TwiLyght
      • LOL +1 for using "uppity" : dysfunctional
    • Yup, people get offended way too fucking easily. : boarder2
  • lol...that is epic : ColoradoCNC
  • that's fucking retarded : moshman
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  A new employee just started work. He was an old guy and kind of slow so I made a comment about it to ano... : stump
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    back in december, we were filming a scene in this gross loft that smelled like a mixture of dog and apple... : jenisthebest
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      That smell is rat urine, in case you were wondering. : mysled
      • gross :( : jenisthebest
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      uh...what line of work are you in? we were filming a scene in this gross loft... the creepy guy... ... : Delaric
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        not porn! it was a teen sci-fi thriller thing. : jenisthebest
        • teen sci-fi thriller porn thing : ColoradoCNC
    • Family members shouldn't be able to work in the same office. It's too risky for those of us who like to ... : stump
  • haha, nice. : sharkII
  • I thought that said dead.... and I was like O_o : voodooraze
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    I once worked at a store and I said to my coworker that the new girl had a nice ass. Turns out it was her... : johnlocks
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      Did you hit it at least? : ColoradoCNC
      • Might have been able too but I accidentally pissed her off later on : johnlocks
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  At my last job the feds raided the building and arrested the head of our HR department on child pornograp... : MagicWishMonkey
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    To fit the rules of the thread, either you were the HR head or you starred in his porn. : SiW.
    • he touched me in my no no spot : MagicWishMonkey
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    20 officers hahah, did they expect him to make a break for it, with guns? : d fluke
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      I have no idea. None of us knew what was going on, all these strange people were wandering around our ... : MagicWishMonkey
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        I'm picturing the whole scene and find it hilarious :D : d fluke
        • It was strange to say the least, I had no idea hippies could work for the government! : MagicWishMonkey
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      First rule of government efficiency: Why do it with 10 guys when you can do it with 20. : riptyde
      • Yea, the office wasn't even all that big either... around 100 employees. : MagicWishMonkey
  • and no one questioned 20 strange people walking around your workplace? : retardhumper
  • Was that job in edmonton? : r3ckless
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  I've posted about it before but: So the HR lady (very hot) at work dropped some papers on the ground a... : Ellissd
  • It's only harassment if it's unwelcome. : cerealSAM2
  • eh, I'd be flattered if I was her. : proclone1
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  sesmaster http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15320775 http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15549773 ... : FrayLo
  • this is some good stuff : Delaric
  • These are fantastic! : mysled
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    wow i laughed out loud at every single one : Yanks
    • Me too, I want to [lol] his whole account :( : losimagic
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    lol. I can't imagine causing that many ridiculous situations myself. : derelict515
    • few could. he's sesmaster though, and well known for making crap up to produce huge threads : the city
  • I don't believe any of these to be true. : Super Sparker
  • Holy shit that was funny =D : Bamii
  • that first one is gold : Megara9
  • What's funny is his cancer story. . .I complimented someone awhile back about them losing weight & it tur... : goatjc
  • goddamn these are awesome. This man is my hero. : rmjackson
  • lol x 7 : Enigme
  • you are missing the one from last night about my security badge : sesmaster
• I want someone to link the "sup dwarf" story. Or g0nk's mint adventures. : baronzemo78
• I replied all to an email meant to one specific distro list but typed it into a diff distro list :( : Iwannaacura
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  I wrote an email to my boss saying "I hate it when these people do this shit" and he forgot to delete tha... : flagg209
  • I had a boss do that. I sent him an email bitching to high heaven about some stupid thing HR did, and he... : riptyde
  • Dude! That happened to me once when I replied to an email thread that had my boss and HR on it, luckily I... : Dunwich
  • Yeah I am really careful now after I realized how often people would just forward emails on when I'd been... : judge
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  Two years ago now, on my way back from a client with a Shuttle XPC (dead mobo) strapped to the back of th : d fluke
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    I fucking hate that phrase from my boss. "Hey, you got a minute?". I'm always expecting to be canned whe... : mmogger
    • Always say "No". Then they can't fire you. : SinistarX
    • My boss has taken me out to lunch with those same words. : SwiftyPants
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    Your company has a company scooter? : m0nkz
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      We had two, one disappeared for a while until the harbour authority called, someone had lifted it the 20 ... : d fluke
      • Ooh, you live in norway, it makes more sense now :D : m0nkz
• I completely froze up at a Xmas party award presentation while I was speaking in front of a bunch of peop... : .Jayson
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  wrote a head international person an email with the subject line "sending your team shit" i meant shir... : dahanese
  • this typo happens a lot. when i was younger, my girlfriend and i were talking about sex stuff and she ema... : waxthirteen
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  So my lil side business hired my buddy to do some work. when I'd call him he'd jokingly say 'yes massah?'... : epit
  • whoops. : spazzium
  • Did the same thing but I said it to the VP and he was black. : IgnoramusSA
  • Ha! Similar incident with an army recruiter: About a decade ago, my friend and I used to talk wangsta ... : Polysorbate
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  One time when I used to work in the hospital I accidentally mixed up a patient who was in for a routine p... : ninjase
  • This reminds me of the time my friend went to the hospital for a normal procedure. Unfortunately, the do... : sublime
  • o_0 : laurgasms
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    lol working drunk at a hospital... worst idea ever. : orgcaptainnemo
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      Well they have all these bottles of isopropanol just lying around, what else am I gonna do with them? : ninjase
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        go blind : cerealSAM2
        • yea but not after a hell of a buzz am i rite : ninjase
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    Please tell me you aren't serious. wtf. : action roommate
    • well i mean the guy didn't have insurance so it's not like it cost him anything anyway : ninjase
  • Please tell me no one is taking you seriously : mmogger
  • O_o : CrustaR
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    Wait, they amputated the wrong guys leg? : deadhorse
    • it was ninjase's first time. it's alright man, calm down. : reverend~heresy
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      And they cut his balls off too! It's pretty funny in hindsight! I bet he sure was surprised! But like I s... : ninjase
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        Were they both reversible? : deadhorse
        • The ball is in their court now. : Da Username J00 Want
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    What the fuck is this serious? You cost a guy a nut? : randomposter
    • Yes this is a 100% true story I made none of it up for comedic effect* *of course im joking : ninjase
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  where the fuck is sesmaster??? : EvilDolemite
  • I think someone told him to stop it. : spazzium
  • Japanese Exercise Machine. : GoodBoy
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  So I was out onsite doing a router install and turn up, simple stuff. It was a new warehouse so there wer... : shortbuscaptain
  • SURPRISE : d fluke
  • ahaha oh shit lol : loboca
  • rofl poop : feek
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    oh man the poor fucker who had to deal with that :( : GloriousCow
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      nah they would just throw the toilet away, no one would really deal with it. A toilet has a reserve of so... : shortbuscaptain
      • Ya, it was probably all in the built-in S-trap, but still. Yikes. : action roommate
      • haha if they noticed. Would be funny if they just installed it like that. : judge
  • ahaha, oh man that's great. : Ellissd
  • i've heard stories about construction guys pooping in the wiring conduits that are in the corner of each ... : industro
  • hahahaha. awesome. : Ormsbee
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    Wait... what do you mean "find some toilet paper". Like they had some sitting around randomly? : spazzium
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      mcgyver, foo. a knife, pencile, paperclicp and a block of wood : reverend~heresy
      • hmmm. i swear i'm not drunk/high : reverend~heresy
• lol just thought of a good one! when i worked at papa johns an old guy ordered a pizza, and went back ou... : papaskot
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  I inadvertedly "outed" a co-worker who had told me in confidence . she didnt speak to me for a few weeks : cptstern
  • was she hot? : proclone1
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    how'd you manage that? : GloriousCow
    • He inadvertently called her parents and inadvertently told them she was a carpet muncher. : melt_core
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      I started talking to her about her girlfriend in front of another co-worker, that co-worker also her frie... : cptstern
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        kinda butch AND kinda hot? Does not compute. : action roommate
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          you're not thinking outside the box she kinda looked like this, except less "girlie" http://www.imd... : cptstern
          • If only you could see my mental image.. : melt_core
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    You outed someone? What does that mean? : CrustaR
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      I revealed that they were gay . I "outed" them out of the "closet" : cptstern
      • Ohhh, I see. : CrustaR
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  Fart next to the cute girl in the middle of a conversation. : melt_core
  • sitting in the basement of my parents house nursing a hangover in my pjs let out a really loud foul smell... : cptstern
• my fucking second day at my current job, i go to take my morning poop... or "run an errand", if you will.... : waxthirteen
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  around 4 or 5years ago when working for applebee's i had this couple in their older 50s to 60s. at the en... : reverend~heresy
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    hahah so did they tip you at all? : GoodBoy
    • i don't remember. i just remember my brain stopping after i said it and thought to myself, "wait, that di... : reverend~heresy
  • hahahah best one yet. : edgewise
  • lol god i love these poop stories : feek
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  My pants fell completely down while I was carring 40 pounds of chocolate cake batter. This was in the ... : fleabug
  • "pants at my ankles, trying not to spill all the batter" mmmmmmm : waxthirteen
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    ahaha reminded me of http://www.maxsilvestri.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mustard_guy.jpg : Phil
    • Ahaha. : fleabug
  • See this is extra funny for me because I know you and I know exactly how you would act and what you would... : DrillBit
  • This is how you bake a cake goddamnit!!!! : Githyanki
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  rm -R at root, as root on a production MRP server (HP-UX). Was not a glorious day. : bombay
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    did you have a brief out of body experience moments after hitting the enter key? : boring gegtik
    • Hmmm, thinking on it now, I think you could call it that. It took a good while to set in what was happ... : bombay
  • God, how um, embarassing? : deadhorse
  • oh man. : skryte
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    I ran "debug all" on our Cisco router that was passing 30Mb/s of traffic at the time. This caused the Ci... : jasonepowell
    • My co-worker did the same thing except it was on a hotel network ip3 box. We were able to stop it and re : burning eye
  • Never done it at root, but I did do it in the /home directory once. Thought I was one level higher. On a ... : Conan
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    explain for us non-IT dudes? : proclone1
    • the entire directory structure was erased : qwpeoriu
    • It formats the drive. : TwiLyght
    • Removes files and directories. ex, "rm file1". To use rm without a hassle you may want to use "rm -rf". T... : YerMothah
  • I told a friend to do rm -rf ./* on one of our production machines back at an old job...but he typed in r... : DianeOfTheMoon
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  i was putting my jacket on the other day and my boss came and asked what i was doing. "i have to go to m... : ibrokn
  • How could he not laugh at that? What a priss. : deadhorse
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  Congratulated a woman at work on her pregnancy, asking when is she due, etc. Turns out she wasn't pre... : GoodBoy
  • and here I thought this was only done on TV....wow. : sharkII
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    The rule is: Don't guess at that ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever : glio1337
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      Seriously, not even if you see the baby coming out. : zakazi
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        That's taking it a bit far, if some woman's crowning vagina is up in your face, it's probably in your bes... : qwpeoriu
        • some might take that as claiming ownership; I'd just run : proclone1
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  I fell asleep at work once. It wasn't like a dozed off for 15 minutes. I was out in my cube for almost 5 ... : baron calamity
  • That reminds me of when I was working for the DMV, and I got to help stuff license plates and registratio... : Gnowknayme
• Let off a soul-crushing fart and then had a female coworker walk into my cube about 5 second later. "o... : riptyde
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  I have a few...Not really embarrassing things thing I did, but stuff that happened to me. First, I was : Gnowknayme
  • 1. Should have gotten a back rub. 2. Should have stolen jewelry. 3. Satanists don't worship the devil... : deadhorse
  • Are you female? Otherwise, EEWEEWWWWW!!! If so, still, EWWWEWWWEWWW!! : Githyanki
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  Wasn't me but someone took a dump in the middle of the test floor. A manager stepped and fell in it while... : hoov1185
  • Whoever got fired prior to that :) : deadhorse
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  I used to work at a magazine. We threw a birthday party for Bam Margera (stupid, I know). I wasn't fe... : Dunwich
  • this is what I love about the construction industry, we are proud of our stench, bonus points if you can ... : IgnoramusSA
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  I had a woman come in for an exam and for some reason or another she whipped out a picture of her arm in ... : edgewise
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    doctor/patient confidentiality mean you can't tell us who the actress was? : proclone1
    • yeah, it probably wouldn't be a good idea. : edgewise
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    What about back in your dental school days? My wife (a dentist too) had a good story every few months it... : exigence7
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      dentistry is practiced on cadavers? i guess that makes a ton of sense but i never would have thought it w... : lja83
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        The first 2 years of dentistry are about the same as regular med school. It's really not until the last ... : exigence7
        • well the more i consider it the more it would make sense that if you're going to practice something like ... : lja83
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  You fucked up my vanity search. It's treefingers1 dammit! : treefingers1
  • treefingers1 she-male : grandmasterlee
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  Years ago, our biggest client had been very frustrated with our product for a long time, being mid summer... : dael
  • heh, I never remote desktop in fullscreen for this reason. : malloc
• Not so much embarrassing I guess but... I work in a call centre, handling both inbound and outbound ca... : nephilem
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  My first job was at a local college, filing paperwork for 8 hours a day. One day I brought in a poptart : exigence7
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    Poptarts in the microwave...........does not compute... : DrillBit
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      i did that all the time in college, I dont think toasters were even allowed. : mindshot
      • Well to each his own. : DrillBit
  • You know those microwave dinners that take about 6 minutes to cook in the microwave? They tend to take ~... : walker270
  • i'm going to invent an office microwave you have to handcuff yourself to in order for it to operate. I w... : GloriousCow
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    At least it wasn't fish... : RookieCAF
    • You...you speaking from experience? : exigence7
• while testing a new layout for our company website, i accidentally deployed some random text in the form ... : whereiwannab
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  I never got caught for his but a few months back there was a thread on SA about how to change the idle me... : AllYourBase
  • I think two people got fired from that thread too : bashildy@speakeasy.net
  • In a similar vein: Purdue University used to have these Cherry (brand not color) keyboards with a card... : spazzium
  • I laughed way too much at this : badspot
  • I saw that same thread and changed our printer at work to say "I poop words" most people thought it was ... : m0nkz
  • This is fantastic. : Head Rush
  • lmao link to thread please : onji
  • hahaha - very awesome : virus
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  I was playing Smash Bros. during lunch, just like any other day, when my coworker mentioned that one of t : abovedefault
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    I still don't follow. Was he playing too? Was that moment his most embarrasing? Was he referring to you? : hoov1185
    • Or was it because you asked that question. : hoov1185
• i dated 4 women from the same office.. yeah. they had a lunch group. : g0nk
• Without asking I used a girl in a very minor physics demonstration where I ended up touching her shoulder... : hadronflux
• For some bizarre reason I called an older woman I worked with "mom" by accident. : Fred Garvin

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• slightly gay : famine101
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  If you're buying an M3 it has to be in white. : Ellissd
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    There's a guy in my neighborhood with a white 1 series, it's sexy as hell. : mattfl
    • a guy in my building drives one, I have to agree : MagicWishMonkey
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    With the e46 the white looks pretty good. With the new e92 the white looks retarded with the carbon fibe... : twifosp
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      hood? I thought only the roof was carbon fiber? : cltcprd
      • yeah, hood is AL. : bombay
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    Most BMW geeks would argue with this. They tend to prefer Black, Silver or Gray. : topkatz
    • fraylo will handle it : Downforce
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      lsc blue is ok, but yes Black, Titanium Silver ftw. The gangbanger purple E36 we had was ok tho. lol. : bombay
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        Techno violet : topkatz
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          No, no, I'm quite sure it was gamgbanger purple :) : bombay
          • saints row bitches : oHnOES
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      i really don't like silver or gray (or white) but to each their own. i'm partial to black, red, dark blu... : FrayLo
      • i actually like laguna seca blue :( : FrayLo
  • that gay blue car is pretty gay, white cars are for women : dantastic
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  Thats not Laguna Blue, I mean obviously thats what BMW thinks, but they're wrong. Thats smurf blue. Lagu : not work safe
  • Here is how it should look anyways http://flickr.com/search/?q=z3%20m-coupe%20blue&w=all They call ... : not work safe
• yeah, thats a bmw for girls : mojorisen1117
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  Is 18,5 about the normal price for a good condition 2001 M3? : mwasher
  • No that's pretty low. Description says bumper has dents, and I bet that paint looks like shit up close. ... : twifosp
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    hes trying to sell it to buy an Audi quickly : not work safe
    • from one german boringmobile to the next : cpt_gloval
• It's unfortunate that Laguna Seca blue is nearly indistinguishable from Smurf blue. : action roommate
• I think you can still get lapis lazuli... : Downforce
• I would smurf the smurf out of that car, even if the color is kinda smurfy : Slowtreme
• if you've got some gloss black on there, it'd look great. Black wheels, side mirrors plus GTR CF bonnet a... : moe6
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  getting an M3 in a flamboyant color, or a color other than black or steel/grey is pretty lame. I don't ev... : haiku
  • E30s are awesome in yellow. : h0cake
• that's pretty awful, looks like it belongs in florida : cpt_gloval
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  that color just screams "HEY LOOK AT ME I HAVE AN M3 ARENT I FUCKING AWESOME". It's like +1000 to your d... : riptyde
  • No one up in NOVA has one though and the majority of them are actual douchebags. : ateam311
• BMW's typically hold there value best when they are: Black , Gray, or Silver. Personaly I dont thin... : topkatz
• your friend sucks dick on an hourly basis. that color is awesome. : steaming79
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  any potential gayness is overcome by the fact it is an m3 also that color does not photograph well ... : synack
  • everyone knows mazda color K8 Tornado Silver with flake is the best color for any car, ever. : cpt_gloval
• That's an ugly color, yet I would be happy driving it because it's a beamer. : .sticks.
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  That has WAY too many miles, dawg. : CrustaR
  • VANOS is probably dead. : h0cake
• Looks like it was painted in a back alley shop. : reelbk
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  That car is only acceptable if it comes with hydraulics and a naked woman on the hood. : wytchsansmerci
  • airbrushed wolves : mrvandelay
  • and a body kit backed with chicken wire : cpt_gloval
• My older brother had the same car. The color is really unusual, but I thought it was pretty cool. : aggro crag
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  I'd have to have it repainted. I guess that color would be cool when you're 18 but I would feel like a co... : bozer
  • No no no. Never ever do this. Just sell it and get the color you want. Cars are never right after a fu... : topkatz
• I like it because it's the anti-BMW colour. the ones getting black, silver or even white are often choos... : Postal
• That is an awesome Bimmer, and your friend is a giant faggot. : fleabug
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  It is not possible for an e46 M3 of any color to be gay. Even if it was pink. It's just distracting you... : whodares
  • hahahahah : mystikal
  • The puke yellow/green was awful, but not gay. What the fuck were they thinking with that? : h0cake
• The E46 M3 is the best looking M3 ever made. The E92 isn't as nice looking, so I bought the E93 instead. ... : mystikal
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  Not gay enough. http://www.shackpics.com/files/notgay_4dk1i4h2jefk7nf6ulze.jpg : snuff
  • i want to kill that person : synack
• Eh, it's a bit lighter than what I like. I usually prefer darker shades. Unless the car is a Ford GT40 ... : Arcanum

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• I would combine the closet monsters from Doom 3 with the xp grinding from Everquest and the environment o... : Delaric
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  I've sort of said this before. A zombie FPS game with the "always on" of of urban dead and some sort of ... : flagg209
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    That would be cool. Or maybe a zombie FPS MMORPG, with quests that would have you venturing forth from a... : Ormsbee
    • yeah, I wrote a long post about it once, how it could all work. I'd buy it for sure if someone could mak... : flagg209
    • Ooh, it'd be sweet if you could expand your home city, obviously having to build new defenses to secure i... : riptyde
  • How would that work? Urban dead worked because it was turn based, so it limited people's activity. : mroizo40
• I'd take the RTS part of Company of Heroes, place it within a Total War style turn based campaign map and... : Marauder IIC
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  HL + GOW + Halo + Diablo II. : sharkII
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    is that Gears or God? : radula
    • Gears. : sharkII
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    A 3rd person RPG where you hide behind cover with a crowbar while foul mouth kids yell racist epithets at... : Modulus
    • ^^^^^ : sharkII
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  I would combine Animal Crossing with Quake III and Tetris. : hatelull
  • You know what I thought of when you said that. That IQ game or whatever for Playstation (the first one) ... : Defacil
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  For the real, I'd love to see a Diablo III style game with a Starcraft backdrop. Fuck you Space Siege, y... : hatelull
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    From all the promotional stuff I saw of Space Siege, it pretty much looked like Paint Dry Sim 3.0. : Ellissd
    • Yeah, but it was the closest thing to a diablo/starcraft hybrid. : hatelull
• It would be set in a near-future sci-fi setting. Probably 100-200 years in the future. You'd play as a ... : EvilDolemite
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  Starcraft MMORPG (ala WoW) combined with SWG's original economy and resource harvesting/management/crafti... : grandmasterlee
  • combined with Tie Fighter : grandmasterlee
• This is an idea I had a while ago for a single player game (could maybe have co-op). The game takes plac... : mojorisen1117
• Leisure Suit Larry combined with Eve and Ninja Gaiden. : twifosp
• Far Cry + Jurassic Park Trespasser + Dino Crisis 1 or 2 : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Little Big Planet, Mirrors Edge, and Quake. : Boxelder
  • i.e. the environmental flexibility and creation of LPB, the acrobatics and fluidity of Mirrors edge and t... : Boxelder
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  GTA and L4D. It'd be like Dead RIsing in a city, and you get to get to take your cousin to zombie strip c... : Bumpmapped
  • doh : pyide
  • this would be awesome if it were online as well : .Jayson
• Quake + Elite Beat Agents. No need for a third : or_smth
• Deus Ex + Diablo + HL2 : SwiftyPants
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  Leisure Suit Larry + Portal + The Witcher : Godhatesfatpeople
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    A game where you try to lay a companion cube but are always Cockatrice blocked? : Modulus
    • :D : Godhatesfatpeople
• Spore + Black & White + the Sims. I'd have everything! : wetard
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  Crackdown + GTA4 + L4D : pyide
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    Super powers and character advancement like Crackdown in the backdrop of cities more detailed than GTA4 a... : pyide
    • I want this game now. : woodchuck70
• Prince of Persia + ...well shit, I just love Prince of Persia. :D : virus
• Starcraft setting, third-person shooter gameplay, skill leveling based on usage, not just distributing XP : riptyde
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  Mechwarrior 2: Mercenaries mechs/combat/missions + EvE Online galaxy/regional PvP + WoW casual player de... : yAak
  • ^^ Would make me play MMOs. : bcyde
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    Who owns the Mechwarrior IP? They need to give it up to Blizzard or CCP or something. : Modica Sol Solis
    • I think Microsoft still does, but I could be wrong. : Wadmaasi
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      I think this company does... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topps : Marauder IIC
      • They really should let someone make a new game :( Even with moderate production values, so long as the ga... : h0cake
    • Microsoft still does, though Smith and Tinker have a license to use it among some other IP's. : Landrosradick
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  Tie Fighter + Left 4 Dead + Diablo 2 Space Sim w/ deep story + Co-op (squadrons working together as a ... : Psigun
  • Or zombies flying spaceships that shoot swords : mroizo40
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  SimCIty+grand Theft Auto+evil Genius; build a city, fill it with hookers, kill said hookers, spend XP/$ ... : deviantpaul
  • Best idea in the thread. : h0cake
• I would be happy with a game like Fallout3 in the source engine. : .frame
• Forza + Gran Turismo + MMO. : moe6
• I wrote this a while ago, but never got any feedback - so if you got the time take a look (its not that l... : humbleone
• i'm not sure, but somehow it would have wing commander, diablo 1/2 and mech warrior combined. and it'll ... : ibrokn

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• my cat loves to sleep in any drawer or cabinet that is left open. : ass-street
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  my cat loves my dresser. i've accidentally closed the drawer on her several times : synaptic revolt
  • just for fun, when he's in there shake the dresser violently : cptstern
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  i dunno, that blanket looks comfy : bad_fish
  • It's a newly washed pair of sweatpants. This guy loves anything that's been cleaned recently. : Horn
• Mine likes to sleep in or on any type of cardboard box. http://www.shackpics.com/files/1112071944_2i2xl0... : HojuSimpson
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  Yep.. my cat wasn't to bright http://www.shackpics.com/files/alaska_h04y41owhkjwiqzjesex.jpg but he... : stonedonkey
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    That's going to be turned into a lol-cat someday : Horn
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      Yea I know.. probably that and a FAIL thing, and the universe will just implode. : stonedonkey
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        http://www.shackpics.com/files/bedFail_t851gmzlc2peody57dyx.jpg : ass-street
        • I think this'd work better as UR DOIN IT WRONG : kaddar0
  • hahaha awesome : deviantpaul
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  mine likes the sink http://shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=Photo0102_wqa6szkvu0lwnj0zf5i8.jpg : cpt_gloval
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    http://catsinsinks.com/ : Majuju
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      I really thought you were joking. What possessed someone to make a site for this? : Githyanki
      • because... cats in.... sinks man... : ssj4megaman
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  This is my cat Thunder taking up an entire dog bed, which forced my 2 dogs to share the other bed. htt... : voodooraze
  • hahaha, that's good stuff. : lookitzpancakes
  • Ha that is so damn cute. Poor dogs look so sad about their pure domination by a cat. : Lionhart32935
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    I'm liking that name : epit
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      It's short for Thundercleese who is Brak's robot neighbor. But sometimes I yell "Thunder, thunder, thunde... : voodooraze
      • I was definitely thinking thundercats tie in. : epit
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  once i didnt realize it but the ex's cat got into a drawer, then crawled behind it. I remember closing t... : papaskot
  • Haha, I remember that : wasylm
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  Mine slept with my mom. :( : deadhorse
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    like everyone else. : skryte
    • BURN! : ShadowRam
    • See, that was the joke. WOOSH Such a lame response. : deadhorse
  • You should have named it Connery. : systatic
• Daaaamn, that's where the Japanese businessmen were going to sleep! Is that dresser a Farbman? : Bold
• My cat does the same, then again, I would sleep in there if I could fit. : nodebug
• my cat likes to sleep on anything new on the floor. the other day i walked in and she was on top of my ol... : dahanese
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  Urge to get cat... growing :( : woddemandred
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    I'll fedex this one to you. Free shipping! : Horn
    • 3 day select is the bomb. : spazzium
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      I'm afraid it'll cost you a bit to Sweden :( : woddemandred
      • oh, you've gone back already? : moe6
• I think you stole my cat: http://riptyde.shackspace.com/cats/obie_sleeping.jpg : riptyde
• http://pukerat.shackspace.com/muffet.jpg whenever this pot was on the counter Muffet would appear out... : pukerat
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  http://www.flickr.com/photos/22227808@N07/3197625832/ I was sitting in my room one day and heard the s... : Senate5000
  • O_O : CrustaR
  • holy shit hahahah : Utopia
  • CAUGHT!!! hahahahaha : virus
  • hahaha, that is awesome : qwpeoriu
  • ahahaha BUSTED i love the expression : smacknca
  • hahaha. thats great : AMikaboshi
  • hahaha... thats perfect!! : Shadowdane
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  I had a kitten fall asleep inside the laundry dryer, after someone had pulled something out of it and le... : re-verse
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    How do you not check the dryer first? At least for clothes left behind? Or to clean the filter? : Pacalon
    • I always do a full teardown, 36 point inspection and reassembly on the dryer before running it. Needless : dumb.
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      I was a teen. Not to mention, clothes dry faster if they are put in the dryer with a load of dry clothes ... : re-verse
      • did you see "In Bruges"? I believe your remorse is sincere, but you still should have crawled into the d... : Luminair
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    how the fuck didnt he die? : Utopia
    • oh i guess he did since your mom called u a murderer : Utopia
    • i'm pretty sure he did... : jenisthebest
  • Thanks for ruining my day re-verse : ant_hillbilly
  • how did it taste? : gmd
  • My mom's done this, too. : freak!
  • Actually my mom did this with an adult cat and she lived! : not work safe
  • wow. just..wow. : Modica Sol Solis
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18292841 : voodooraze
  • goddamnit. : proclone1
  • Assuming this story is true, you did it on purpose because you wanted to see what would happen. As a you... : badspot
  • ok i understand what killed it but what on earth gave it a boner? : GloriousCow
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    I think I couldve gone the rest of the year not reading this post to be honest : two50six
    • shacknews needs a horrible story tag, haiku please make that your 2009 resolution, a horrible story tag, ... : Luminair
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    Wow, way to kill this awesome thread of cuteness, high five : Serpico74
    • seriously this is some bullshit. I didn't sign up for this crap! : mikecyb
  • Me and my family once went away for a long weekend break and accidentally locked our cat in the airing cu... : marmite
  • :( : nevicata
  • i think I just died a little on the inside. : laurgasms
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    my mom almost did this to my cat once, luckily he was big enough to make an abnormal "WHUMP" noise right ... : DeBurgo
    • probably something like girls who get stoned to death. oh hey more happy topics : Luminair
  • your a horrible person, Murderer! :_( : AMikaboshi
  • You and the dude who killed 20,000 baby chickens should get together and start a club. : steelsamurai
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    • why the fuck did you share this : Modica Sol Solis
    • hahahah wow. : mwasher
    • That's horrible. =( : Senate5000
    • Okay so this is pretty much the worst subthread of all time can we get an ER up in here? : Chris Remo
    • Fuck man... ugh. : paroxym
    • I never thought I'd say this but I miss tipping threads :( : mikecyb
    • Very similarly our cat had found a roll of string and pulled it out of what I think was my mom's sewing k... : spazzium
    • Not going to read it. : nevicata
    • Dammit why did I read this? Fucking horrible. : Lionhart32935
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      I feel bad for laughing :( : ColoradoCNC
      • At least you don't feel worse for masturbating to it. : Godhatesfatpeople
    • That your mom ever told you this is a testament to how much she does not love you. : cerealSAM2
  • So did you get the blood out of the shirts or what? Sucks losing good shirts... : askedrelic
  • hot and hard kitten : [fry]
  • fuck that would scar me for years : deadfish
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    itt (and dumb.'s subthread) we identify the shack sociopaths OH CUTE KITTY STORIES OK HERE'S ONE : Fayk
    • I thought it was a thread involving where cats like to take naps :( : re-verse
• My dog likes to take naps under a recliner while it's open. Once he got trapped down there with only his... : Finestaut
• all your clean shit in the drawer is now dirty :( : dantastic
• on of my cats opens drawers just to sleep in them and get all my clothes covered in hair : moshman
• gf's cat: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3136486007_47d20425cc_o.jpg : opengl128
• My cat when I get home or wake up. every. day. http://vectorbug.com/catsmeow.mov : not work safe
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  Cat threads depress me because it is now 5 years since my family cat died : gmd
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    My ~21 year old cat died on new years eve. It affected me a lot more than I thought it would. Had the thi... : Conan
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      I'm very sorry. My ~14 year old cat is ailing right now (I've had him since I was 18) and it really suck... : obiquatro
      • WOW DEATH THREADS ARE REALLY GOOOD : Luminair
    • ours lasted 20 years. She died I think about 10 years ago. Like losing a best friend, will always have a ... : steelsamurai
• the cat i live with has been found in the refrigerator from time to time : spector
• Shithead hasn't moved yet and it looks like he got mad at me when I turned the lights on http://www.sh... : Horn

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  -megaton -canterbury commons -avoid little lamplight -watch out for super mutants : EvilDolemite
  • There's more than enough to see at the Mall alone. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I'll just go ahead and start with the obvious....the Whitehouse and surrounding Monuments? : JohnnyRey
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    Have they started letting regular folk do tours of the White House again, or is it still just schools/mil... : losimagic
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      You can request East Wing tours through your Senator/Representative, there's just a few month wait period... : umcpwintermute
      • This is how we did it. We actually went into the offices for the Representatives and picked up the ticket... : buzzbat
    • I didn't realize they stopped the tours. I remember taking one back in the early 90s when I went out ther... : ColoradoCNC
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  Vietnam wall and Arlington cemetery are humbling to say the least. If you don't get an inkling of pride ... : erebus
  • Smithsonian, prepare one day for this as it takes that damn long to get through half of it. : erebus
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  Air and Space Museum is awesome. Arlington Cemetery. Holocaust Museum. : stump
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    I wanna see the Air & Space Museum Annex that's out near Dulles. : PapaBoo
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      I've been there and it is amazing. There's an SR-71 front and center and an entire room dedicated to s... : ConfusedUs
      • http://gmd.shackspace.com/AirAndSpace/Img0154.jpg.html : gmd
      • the shuttle is what I'd be most interested to see. The SR-71 I've seen at the Robins AFB Museum in Georg... : PapaBoo
    • I never got to that one. It's tough to get to if you are limited in your tourist time. : stump
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    lol Holocaust Museum... the guy has 2 days to spend... he doesn't need to be super-depressed. : riptyde
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      /shrug It's a great museum with lots of information. I didn't feel like jumping off a bridge after. : stump
      • I did, especially after the section talking about the medical experiments they performed on internment ca... : riptyde
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  Anacostia is nice : gmd
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    one of my favorite places to just get away from it all. : xxiv
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      sit down on the corner and gaze up at the stars : gmd
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        It's so restful. : jasonepowell
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          I like to take a dip in the river to relax : riptyde
          • Sip on the finest spirits known to mankind. : Mrc32
      • And then get stabbed. In the kidney. : umcpwintermute
  • you guys are so mean : mystikal
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  First, there's obviously The Mall. The Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln monuments are all there, and th... : jasonepowell
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    protip: Do not go where that map in the upper right says the steps are. : riptyde
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      HAHAHAH! That's true! I didn't even notice that. : jasonepowell
      • Use this map if you need it. http://www.yelp.com/biz/key-bridge-exxon-washington#hrid:qojVxaKvNMkhrec8Vw... : jasonepowell
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    Obama just ate at Ben's this week : gmd
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      MMMM so good. I love that they have Ben's at the Nationals Stadium. : jasonepowell
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        I went to a Nat's game once just to have Ben's and Five Guys in a two hour time-span. : drhazard
        • This sounds like details of a gay sex romp : ColoradoCNC
        • I was far from impressed with Five Guy's and their "cajun" fries. Just... bland. As much as everyone tou... : pheral
    • and he had to ask them what a half-smoke was :( : MisterPhoton
  • You forgot the National Archives with the Charters of Freedom and if you need to chill while hitting the ... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  I hope this trip isn't next week. : Omaha
  • my business trip is next week :( will be there for it. FUCK. : Skoal^Fyfan
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  holocaust museum was the most lasting impression i have ever had from D.C....been there twice for tourist... : nitrus
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    Check out the AFI Silver Theater: http://www.afi.com/silver/new/ : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • meant for: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18947798 : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Don't do the spy museum crap. : melt_core
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    Oh shut up, the Spy museum is awesome! : jasonepowell
    • And incredibly overpriced. I would skip it, as well. More than enough free stuff to do around town. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Over the course of American history, a lot of intriguing espionage work has been done that we can't tell : silent prophet
  • It's actually quite cool but I agree that there are better things to do. Like the Korean war memorial and... : LilCrypto
  • Hijack: Something way cooler and less expensive than the Spy Museum is the NSA Cryptologic Museum between... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• They just re-opened the American History museum after a ~2 year closure for remodeling and stuff. : MisterPhoton
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  do you know where you are staying? because that helps a lot. : gmd
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    I'm over by Silver Spring : sevogajre
    • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18947836 : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • Go to the Quarry House for drinks and burgers. Check out Roger Miller's on Bonifant St. for some excelle... : skanky08
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  Brickskeller. Largest beer selection in the world. : lplasmatron
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    And then head to the Fireplace. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      DONT DO THIS FIREPLACE IS A GAY BAR OH GOD : Jackass1233
      • (unless you are gay, then have at it hoss) : Jackass1233
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    I have heard brickskeller sucks now, the owners don't care about it anymore and focusing more on RFD : gmd
    • It's sucked for a while. They'll order a 12-pack of each type of beer roughly once a year, just so they ... : umcpwintermute
    • Yeah, don't even bother. Just go to RFD in Chinatown, you're going to be near there anyway for a few of t... : drhazard
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      What is RFD? : Skoal^Fyfan
      • A bar in the Chinatown area of DC. It's a fun place to hang out. : umcpwintermute
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    Except the only things they have in stock right now are Natural Light and Stella. Everything else is sol... : umcpwintermute
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      It wasn't that bad last time I was there. They didn't have everything, but they had most of it. That was ... : lplasmatron
      • I went two months ago (I think). A friend and I went through the menu, picking the most obscure and off-... : umcpwintermute
      • i went a month ago and it was great. I had ~6 beers and they had every one I asked for, which were pretty... : mystikal
  • they have good fries...and every once in a while they stock a beer or two : skanky08
• I was there recently and checked out the WW2 monument, it's really cool : busdriver3030
• I really liked the National Cathedral. They've got a stain glass there with a moon rock in it. : kelzmelzer
• Get a high-priced escort. Your dick will then only be one link away from a variety of Washington power pl... : ColoradoCNC
• Yeah, I'm definitely hitting the obvious stuff (The Mall, memorials around there, Arlington, Washington M : sevogajre
• GO TO OLD TOWN ALEXANDRIA. It is really nice. I used to live close to there. : Mrc32
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  If you enjoy Art and Museums, definitely visit the National Gallery of Art and the Modern Art Museum next... : Strabo
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    Oh, and go have some great tapas as Jaléo, or mezze at Zaytinya, both run by the same chef. http://ww... : Strabo
    • +1 for zaytinya : skizl
• hang out in the VA suburbs. don't miss the FDR memorial for real! it's my favorite. : skizl
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  soul vegetarian : feek
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    http://www.kingdomofyah.com/Soul%20Vegetarian%20Worldwide.html : feek
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      I've never been to this place - what's it like? As far as DC Veg places go: Vegetate is absolutely awesom... : skizl
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        it's the only place i've been to in DC and it's fucking awesome if you're willing to try some vegan food.... : feek
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          i'm basically only a vegetarian because my girlfriend likes cheese, so i'm always down for some vegan foo... : skizl
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            I was going to suggest a future dc meet at chophouse brewery but that probably wouldnt go down to well fo... : gmd
            • oh come on, i'm more than over going places where i can't get anything. i don't care, i just enjoy pleasa... : skizl
• haha i was going to suggest going to the NATIONAL CONFERENCE ON ORGANIZED RESISTANCE since it's this time... : feek
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  Thai Luang in Herndon. Best. Thai. Evar. : pheral
  • DUDE I used to go there all the time with the Indian/Asian guys I worked with at Sprint. You have to be s : MisterPhoton
• Pretty much the mall area in downtown DC if you havent been. Chinatown. : rmjackson
• Good Restaurants: Hard Times Cafe - Several locations around DC (awesome chili) Old Glory BBQ - Georg... : ChibiJosh