Take Cover! New 50 Cent Screenshots, Trailer Arrive

Man i still remember it:

For Maximum LOL

its even more hilarious if you read this before watching the trailer:

"I'm not sure if this has been posted yet, but have you guys heard the plot for the new 50 Cent game?

So 50 is doing a benefit concert in some war torn middle eastern country, but unfortunately they are unable to pay him (what?). So 50 hassles the concert promoter and threatens him for payment.

To make payment they decide to give him a diamond encrusted skull as payment. 50 is apparently cool with that, who wouldn't be.

But on his way from leaving this miscellaneous country the diamond encrusted skull is stolen!

So the rest of the game is 50 tracking down his diamond encrusted skull and killing the people that took it from him.

Also it is using Unreal Engine 3."

http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16600695#itemanchor_16600695

([ 10 ]) Achievement Unlocked: Get shot 9 times

Oh man, I'm totally getting this.

Fiddy.

But will Souja Boy play it?

The most unbelievable thing about this game is 50's perfect diction.

The amount of narcissism here is sickening. I could see him producing a game, and I might respect it, but starring in one as himself? WTF?

I feel bad for the developers. We'll never hear about it, but I guarantee they're embarrassed to be making this game. Having to answer to 50 cent's demands in any way would make want to fucking die.

Surprise, bitches!

Is this a joke. I bet he hasn't even shot half the guns in this game, let alone
been in the country it is at. It looks exactly like GoW which is bad enough.

Why do they keep making this garbage?

1. buy 3 40oz beers.
2. drink 1 40oz beer
3. rent game, talking as much possible shit at the checkout about how dope fitty cent is
4. drink 1 40oz beer
5. play game
6. drink 1 40oz beer
7. feel shame

I love when 50 cent Blood in the Sand media comes out because the whole shack community goes crazy and posters practically crawl over each other push to the front of the line to shit all over it.

Which is funny because it doesn't really look like shovelware. It doesn't really look worse than any other mid tier action title. I mean it looks like it could be a you know 7-8/10 but people treat it like this awful thing because it has 50 cent in it. People love to hate. God knows I do.

I can't be the only one who thinks this look kinds of fun... Right?

Anyone?

/facepalm

Is this for real? Am I on The Onion website by mistake?

Suprise Bitches!!

This game is changing my expectations of it from "this is ridiculous hell yeah" to "this is getting weak oh no" :(

Soldier of Fortune: Payblack

For some reason the 'Where's ma SKULL' trailer was timeless classic. My ribs hurt real hard every time I see Fiddy asking that question.

Full of fail.

Unreal 3 Engine right? Pff, just play GoW 2. They will make Eminem: On the Bloody Stage too, after this title. I am waiting it.