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  Good thing you are getting experience. Usually DoTA players are really harsh to new players. : Vegtro
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    He neglected to mention how Robin Walker then verbally abused him all game and then banlisted them all af... : Barnahog
    • haha actually they did but in a nice way : lakren
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  Robin Walker is probably the coolest game dev guy I've ever met in person. I got like an hour and a half ... : Yanks
  • ^^ Agree'd. I used to test for Valve, and they are a GREAT company. Robin is funny as hell too. After we ... : pun][sher
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  what is DotA : gmd
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OzWIFX8M-Y : mrvandelay
    • I still cannot believe how high Anna Boten rose on the charts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boten_Anna#... : anhero
    • holy fucking lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Downforce
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      What the fuck was that? : dumb.
      • a dota hero : oHnOES
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    Seriously wut? : quadeh
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      I looked it up because that video didn't explain it and apparently it's some expansion thingy for Warcraf... : mikecyb
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        DotA is a mod for Warcraft 3 where you control a single hero unit. The maps are set up so each "base" is ... : OverloadUT
        • im going to have to watch a video of said gameplay...this doesnt make sense : kainen1
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          That sounds really fun, I'm going to have to try it out. : Serpico74
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            it is for about 2 days : oHnOES
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              What got old about it for you? : Serpico74
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                the same maps, matches lasting 5 minutes : oHnOES
                • granted this was a few years back, so : oHnOES
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                  ....what? i dont think you're talking about the game you think you're talking about : synapse19
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                    to clarify: - there is only one map you play on at all times - it's literally impossible for a game t... : synapse19
                    • also, it's team based, so every game can be vastly different from earlier ones even with the same charact... : synapse19
                • If the matches last 5 minutes you are not doing it right. The game is fun because of the crazy amount of... : notdeadyeti
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          It's a great game, but the major flaw is playing pubs and having people leave. Sometimes you're an hour ... : TinyWoodFarmer
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            holy fuck balls, twf? haha been soooo long : synapse19
            • you are teh synapse from long ago? Indeed it has :) : TinyWoodFarmer
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        better term would be Modification aka mod. Also be on the look out for Chris Taylor's new game, Demigo... : dedgecko
        • Also be on the lookout for that game with the stupid name by the makers of DotA. : Wisp!
  • The root of all evil... : L0opet
• That is pretty awesome : pyros
• I wish Prey took off because some 3dr and human head folks used to play occasionally. Unfortunately the M... : avatar_58
• You aren't gonna find many game devs who are not into games. : egg5hen
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  how did he know you were playing DotA on steam? Did you add a non-steam game and name it "DOTA.exe" or s... : jigstah
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    yeah I add all the non steam games I play : lakren
    • Ive always wanted to, but gave up when games like Sins would just break if run through STEAM. : jigstah
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  DId Robin Walker pick overpowered class like Kunka? or Drow? : Iwannaacura
  • he played the SALADAR IS READY guy. i think it was like 0 to 50 at the end of our first match. : DrFlammable
• My girlfriend was going to get me a ton of sweet TF2 and Portal stuff from the Valve store but they TOTAL... : SenorSpine
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  It's been a while since we've stomped Valve in TF2. : omnova
  • lols : mmaster_pw
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  We should get a shack dota game this week. : Iwannaacura
  • I would be down, though I suck pretty bad : ErikTehRed
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    Attn Head Rush, spaceless, and whoever else got me into DoTA : bcyde
    • I'm definitely down next weekend. It'd be great to hey a decent-sized shack dots community going again. : Head Rush
  • I'll definitely play! : kpxkrnjc
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  Anyone here played the Demigod beta? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demigod_(video_game) How is it? : aethyr
  • A couple shackers are in the beta, i think if you pre-order you get in. : Iwannaacura
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    yes and it is fun i like it : DrFlammable
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      nice review. : hirosushima
      • i'll show you just give me an hour or so >:( : DrFlammable
  • It's pretty fun and the graphics are a good step up from SupCom : Sailor of Fortune
  • Its got a lot of work that still needs to be done. Its beta 2 so you can't expect a whole bunch, but t... : D45hiz
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    Here's some info on the 6 out of 8 heroes in the game so far. I am really liking what I'm playing so far : Psigun
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      Only 8 heroes? I didn't know that.. Thats kind of disappointing. : D45hiz
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        It is to me too coming off of DotA with like 90 heroes. The ones in DG are way more indepth but not enoug... : Psigun
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          They need more classes of heroes imo. I don't need 90 heros per say, but five classes with 3 heroes in e... : D45hiz
          • 15 heroes sounds about right to me too to strike a balance between quality and quantity. They're going to... : Psigun
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    lakren is in the demigod beta and he is playing dota instead. does that answer your question : Luminair
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      I'm probably going to play DotA instead too after a few more games of Demigod. They're still adding featu... : Psigun
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        I agree, but if you read the forums all people say is this isn't DOTA, stop trying to turn it into it!! ... : D45hiz
        • People are fooling themselves when they say it's not DotA. It's not exactly like DotA but it's obviously ... : Psigun
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          8 characters only is not going to cut it at all, it'll get old so fast. : lakren
          • Yup. :( They really need to be adding at least one or two a month after release or the game is going t... : Psigun
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  Tell him to fix the tank ladder exploit. >:( : DM7
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    What's this? : extrahappyturtle
    • There is a way to stop a tank if he is climbing up a ladder all you have to do is get on the ladder as w... : DM7
• LAKREN NEEDS A TFT KEY : extrahappyturtle
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  Do you need anything other than the original War3 to try this? : daedraug
  • and where can i get a cheap copy as I seem to have lost mine. : cltcprd
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    You need the Frozen Throne Expansion : TinyWoodFarmer
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      ^^^ War3 battlechest can be had for 19.99 at manyplaces. But if you just need frozen throne you might ... : Iwannaacura
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        http://www.gogamer.com/Warcraft-3-Battlechest-for-PC---Mac-Front-Page_stcVVproductId4761645VVcatId444710V... : cltcprd
        • its at BB this week for 20 i believe. : Iwannaacura
  • can you purchase these online? the search failed me : kgargonmagrix79
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  I am pro leet DOTA player. Rikimaru is unstoppable. : D45hiz
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    haha that is probably the easiest character to be good at. : DrFlammable
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      Actually my favorite character is the pirate. His pirate ship ultimate is comedy. : D45hiz
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        They need to tone him down. He has a passive bfury and stacked bfury he is op. : Iwannaacura
        • Agreed, thats why I don't go bfury. Its too easy really. : D45hiz
      • Someone on Valve's team kept kicking my ass with the goddamn ship >:(. : DrWaffles
  • I'm liking Vol'jin the Witch Doctor along with a disabler like the Pit Lord's pit. Dropping the WD's curs... : Psigun
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  Anyone want to play a newbie game tonight? I'll bring my headset home and me and a few others can learn h... : antareus
  • Im down. I played back before there was a "pro" scene, hadnt played it since. : happynoodle
  • I'm game for this. Let me know what time and what whatever the fuck so I can connect. I haven't played in... : LoioshDwaggie
  • OK let's say 9pm EST, #shackdota on U.S. East. Be sure to have it installed and ready to go. Also reply i... : antareus
• Storm fo lyfe : Cliffzorz
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  Everyone post their favorite DOTA hero here! : D45hiz
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    basshunter : oHnOES
    • I hear you man. : D45hiz
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    SLARDAR : RobinWalker : DrWaffles
    • Talk about overpowered. Stun, speed burst, and that ridiculous armor debuff. Can't believe he hasn't se... : D45hiz
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    I love Obsidian Destoyer but he can be pretty over powered : Iwannaacura
    • When he has like 4000 mana it gets ridiculous. He does 500+ total damage per autoattack or something like... : Psigun
    • Once the Obsidian Destroyer gets rolling, it can become an absolute monster. This is true for many heroes... : A Sponge
  • Tinker or Axe. : A Sponge
  • Vol'jin! http://www.dotastrategy.com/hero-75-VolJinTheWitchDoctor.html : Psigun
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    Strygwyr or Clinkz. : Head Rush
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      I hate Clinkz so bad. : Psigun
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        Hate playing, or playing against? Man, a good harassing Clinkz is so fucking annoying. : Head Rush
        • Hate playing against him. He's a big arrow flinging jerk. :) : Psigun
  • Rexxar for surprise axings, or the electric panda for being able to pull my teammates into the enemy foun... : Barnahog
  • Kotl is hands down the best hero in the game. : kpxkrnjc
  • Meepo or Pudge. I think Pudge and his hook, rot, and dismember combination makes him one of the most uniq... : elmuchogrumpy
• They are awesome. Do they do this stuff with their own forums though? I can imagine it being much harder ... : node
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  I wanna learn to play DoTa, I tried playing on pubs and got smashed and nobody was helpful at all :( : FPSDavid
  • You can dl a single player version of the map on the official site to learn. : D45hiz
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  I must be a noob, but how does Steam know you're playing Warcraft3? : TPSReport
  • You can add it to your games list. :O : CrustaR
  • Steam has become self aware. : DM7
• they are : qwpeoriu
• I've never played DotA. : pigvomit
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  I've got replays of the two games, but I don't know if the Valve guys would object with me uploading it s... : DrWaffles
  • don't do that jesus : lakren
  • don't do it! those games were just embarrassing man. : Dschinghis Khan
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    please post it. : hirosushima
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      post it! Double benefit because I can see what the gameplay looks like, I'm curious : kainen1
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        Do you have the game? You have to in order to watch the replays. : D45hiz
        • ahh balls : kainen1
        • Just fraps the ingame replay. : hirosushima
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    The problem is not about being embarrassed or not, but the occasional lighthearted trash talk that goes b... : DrWaffles
    • Yeah I've been asked in the past not to post Valve games with chatter. Who knows what they may have said ... : NastyJack
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      do war3 replays include chat? I didn't think they did. : Ziggurat
      • They do. Actually, it looks like the chat directed to all players is displayed. : DrWaffles
  • DO NOT POST : DrFlammable
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  that was pretty fun and cool of them to play us. We should have played them in L4D to exact revenge on th... : Dschinghis Khan
  • I'd love to play the Valve guys in L4D. Something satisfying about right clicking their hunter spawns wi... : kainen1
  • With alltalk on and our extensive HLDJ sound libraries, at that! : DrWaffles
• anybody up for a friendly game of DotA right now? : Psigun
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  That's pretty much all of I've seen Robin playing for the last few months. Nothing else, just DotA. I've ... : K1Bond007
  • it's extremely replayable. it's impossible to get bored of all the heroes. there's just so many. : Psigun
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    SLARDAR IS READY 24/7 popups from him. : pieman
    • Yeah, I see that and have no idea what that means : Serpico74
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  Day of Tentacle Attack? : doomed
  • Created by the Japanese. : Vegtro
• Is there is any sort of steam group for this? I'd love to get it on some of these shack games, but i alw... : s2jason
• VALVE B====D~~~~ : feek

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• God, I can't even repeat some of the things I've said. And actually some of them I CAN'T repeat as I don... : ejectorpod
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  I was playing Halo 3 once and some kid over Live shouted "I hope your mother gets cancer!" That's some... : HojuSimpson
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    I just reply, "haha, I bet your mom has cancer, in the boobs. You drank from that!" : Sailor of Fortune
    • Hahahaha : bcyde
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    I wished it upon ThomW :( : Dave-A
    • You gave my mom cancer. Nice job. : ThomW
• I don't say mean things. I called someone a cat person once. : Chunks
• "I never really loved you." I think that was pretty mean. : obiquatro
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  I once accused a girlfriend of "kissing like my Dad" and I've told people to slip in a pool of HIV and cr... : Vangoghs Ear
  • hahahaha wtf? how would you know what your dad kisses like?!?!? : proclone1
  • That first one is really more a comment about yourself I think : OverloadUT
• "you're turning the last 4 years of my life into the biggest mistakes of my life" yeah, regretted that... : erotic sock
• I've said some spectacularly nasty poor-taste things but in a totally joking manner, usually when horrifi... : randomposter
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  I didn't think it was particularly mean, but I once called my wife a "Jumba Wumba Cow Oven." She was n... : Agrona
  • that's terrible not really, that's hilarious : itsjames
• I commented how the very delicate balance of color in a strawberry blonde's pubic hair can look like a sk... : Zolneirz
• I told a guy I knew when he wore a sweater, "Hey, that makes you look smart" it's one of my many Micha... : Sailor of Fortune
• ask my ex : reverend~heresy
• lol god damn that's harsh. i love it : industro
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  Told my girlfriend at the time that the only reason that I stuck around till before new year was because ... : Marauder IIC
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    That's not saying something mean, that's doing something mean. : Vantage
    • yeah... guess you're right. : Marauder IIC
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    that's just being an awful person : jenisthebest
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      There's no denying that I was a prick back then. It's not something I'm proud of. I apologized years late : Marauder IIC
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        WTF, how do you get away with this shit? Do you lace your dick with crack or something? : Mr.Finkster
        • seriously teach me your ways, sensei : Mikuya
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          I wish I knew, but I haven't got a clue. : Marauder IIC
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            Maybe it's something you secrete. Ever noticed a milky discharge of some kind? This may the the key to yo... : Mr.Finkster
            • Da menz be hypnotiz'n women wiff they penis power. : jahulio2
        • Since nobody is reading this thread anymore, and I've been thinking about it for a while now, I might as : Marauder IIC
  • that's just being a complete dick : randomposter
  • That's fucked up. : hoov1185
  • That's really what I expected more of, to be honest. : cerealSAM2
  • That's Marauder IIC : Mr.Finkster
  • that's straight cold : arizona bay
  • That's something to be proud of. : Head Rush
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    hahah : AlexXdude
    • That's doing it wrong. : Mr.Finkster
  • stone cold : feek
  • Thats one for the guinness book of records : Unleashed
  • :O : ieGod
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    i did that too ! i thought i was the only one : qwpeoriu
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      You just got fucked up with him. : magistersmax
      • i'm kidding i didn't do that i'm much meaner because i told her playstation is better than xbox : qwpeoriu
  • man, thats really horrible : niceguynick
  • Winnar!! (?) : Awun
  • If I were her brother and she told me about that, I would have gone looking for you and gotten back all t... : Thresher
  • post back when karma hits you : Enigme
  • bahahaha : re4ctor
  • This is why we can't have nice things : indosauros
  • i like the cut of your jib. : eldiablo01
  • Ladykiller perk? : Freon
  • That's fucking awesome. : Cliffzorz
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  I told an ex that she was f'in trailer park white trash : proclone1
  • I told an ex of mine she thought she was a princess and then followed it up by telling her she's the prin... : Thresher
• i told a girl her face looked like a rape scene : fletch_
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  Geeze, I don't think I've ever said things as mean as stuff in this thread. I mean I'm kind of a dick som... : OverloadUT
  • Yeah, I agree. I think the worst thing I've ever said to someone is "fuck off" or some variation of that. : K1Bond007
  • I've said plenty of horrible stuff, and it never made me feel any better, either. Although if some of my ... : perstephanie
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  i told a girl she was too fat for me to get my cock in between her legs. it was true. : deadfish
  • lol : niceguynick
  • Holy shit. : Utopia
• We were living with this horribly disgusting hambeast at uni who never pulled her weight (lol) when it ca... : Mr.Finkster
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  I told my dad that I hope he has a stroke and chokes to death on his own tongue. : jahulio2
  • woah there! : niceguynick
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    This is after he punched your teeth down your throat I hope. : erebus
    • To be fair this could be the reason why. Being mean could be warranted. : Bamtan
• i can't remember any :\ : jenisthebest
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  i used to tell my brother he didnt have any friends, that they were all imaginary : feek
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    I managed to convince my brother that he was fat and retarded. : Mr.Finkster
    • yeah sometimes i think i had him convinced. also that he was adopted and that our parents didnt love him : feek
• I was out for dinner with a bunch of friends, and one of them has gained a lot of weight since high schoo... : DerHuhnTeufel
• I can't believe I'm even admitting this but since everyone else here is an asshole, too... I told my dad ... : perstephanie
• I was really upset with the cable company rep on the phone once and I said "I HOPE YOU DIE!!" : WadeMcLain
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  The only time I made a girl cry was about 7 years ago. I insulted Eminem. I think she had other problems. : NastyJack
  • Was she 7? : perstephanie
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  I used to date this chick from Alabama, and I once said to her in the middle of a brutal argument: "IS... : liqker
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    No they don't. : bRAINsick
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      You should have seen the fire in her eyes after I said that. It was like I had called her a cunt. : liqker
      • IS THIS THE PUNISHMENT I GET FOR MY SIDE WINNING THE WAR, CUNT? : AlexXdude
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  At age 8, I told my mom that "I wish [she] never existed" when she cut the crust off my PBJ wrong. : Dan[WSB]
  • At about the same age on the way to our grandfathers cremation and realising that my grandmother was now ... : Mr.Finkster
• her: "will we be together forever?" me: "nup" her: "ugrrhh, what? I guess.. I guess its over then?" me... : filthysock
• I called my ex a cunt in a movie theater because she was being well, a cunt. : melkore
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  In high school while attending a science class we were discussing poisonous snakes and one of th... : mnsnota
  • bitten : mnsnota
  • i dont know why but im laughing :/ : minigomp
• i told an old female teacher who had a retarded son: "no wonder your son is fucking retarded" its 10 year... : minigomp
• some of the shit in this thread is fucking sociopathic. : d0pamine
• uh I was like in 6th grade and a girl had her friend call me to ask me to go out with her. i said somethi... : thebigbeefsandwich
• I told a girl "You realize this really doesn't mean anything to me" during the middle of sex. Oops. : Morgin

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  I couldn't pick a better one - good choice! That post made me laugh and chuckle for hours. : MatzL.E.
  • this was fantastic indeed : Thomas Hace
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  Does it have to be from shacknews? : Godhatesfatpeople
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    Hell yes! : mace
    • Then I've got nothing :P : Godhatesfatpeople
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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16143838 so early, yet surpasses all : epit
  • Mine is probably this one as well : OverloadUT
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    Funny, but just by incident. I can't really justify an amusing typo as the best thing posted here all yea... : haiku
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      you said 'favorite' not best. :P : Psigun
      • I also didn't say it was a contest. I'm just stating why I didn't think it was my favorite, even though I... : haiku
  • dang it ya beat me. definitely the most epic of posts this year even though it's from January. : Psigun
  • I would probably go for this one as well. : baronzemo78
  • this was my pick as soon as i saw this post : dirge23
  • god damn that was back in jan.? where the fuck did this year go : GloriousCow
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    meh. :( That post is embarrassing for multiple reasons: Blatant attention whoring (I HAD SEX LOLOL) and... : burning eye
    • That was kinda like my 'I'm whacking from bed' post :( : TastyWheat
  • I vote this. : AMikaboshi
  • I change my vote to this. one of the best typos ever. : zerog83
  • definitely this one : riptyde
  • haha, man, yeah that was an epic one. : bakanoodle
  • I like fry's proxy astronaut handjob in that thread. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Thanks burning eye! http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16143838 : Psigun
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  probably this [fry] remix from aegix : feek
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    http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18444017 : feek
    • Holy crap I never saw that. That's amazing. : Zero|DPX
    • I was in tears at this. My vote also : indosauros
    • holding back tears. oh man. : Fish_Bulb
    • haha : razlebol
    • Hahhaaha I remember that. : Maddog_Delphi97
  • i remember that - it was mega fucking funny : kainen1
  • I've got an itch for some more banjo... : ShadowRam
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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16885320 this, easily. and this, because I can laugh at myself: ht... : aaarrrgh
  • but mostly the first. : aaarrrgh
  • hahaha oh god that picture is hilarious : skizl
  • bwahahaha, I'm crying! : razlebol
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  the first thing that came to mind was http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17886448#itemanchor_17886448 so... : [fry]
  • He went all Wolverine on their ass. : Godhatesfatpeople
  • Haha! Oh god, I'd forgotten the "Enormous Nerd of Questionable Martial Prowess" title. : ChibiJosh
• I think this one because it seemed so quick and brutal: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17518837 : Rauol Duke
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  Epic TF2 thread: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17438238#itemanchor_17438238 you're still wron... : Grumbeld
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    that was my LEAST favorite thread of the year : kainen1
    • I was laughing the whole time that strip was forming, even as my frustration mounted. That is my experie... : Grumbeld
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    Its ok he lost, even with all the bullshit rule mongering. : D45hiz
    • man, and people thought I took TF2 too seriously. it was months ago, time to move on and be happy gamers... : ]pm[chem
  • hahaha holy fuck. NERD RAGE. so many people would just F10 in real life with those thought processes. ... : Downforce
  • >:( : dopeman
  • As someone who was on CoC, chem was an amazing captain. The amount of effort he put into the team really ... : Rice-Rocketeer
  • ok I was wrong. I just wanted my guys to get their fair shake and everyone to show up and play. : ]pm[chem
• Oh man I remember that and agree - definitely my favorite post of the year. That last line still has me ... : Begawkiness
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  why are these nuked? yargghh : manero
  • Check your filters, they all work here. : Arctic Fox
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    nuked? it was "informative'd". Check your filters? : edgewise
    • i click them and they say "bad id" .. checking filters now : manero
• Shit, I gotta agree with you. That is outstanding. : stuka
• I gotta say in addition to the one you linked, this one came to mind as well: http://www.shacknews.com/l... : Begawkiness
• My memory sucks. I have to wait for TheKidd's end of the year post to choose, but ArB's is certainly one ... : edgewise
• This is an easy one. I give you steel samurai's words of inspiration. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x... : Endymion_
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  Kinda breaks the rules (two posts) but TastyWheat's FAIL WHALE is the greatest thing ever. http://www.... : pukerat
  • Fail Whale is in the top 3 for sure. I don't even like the whole "Fail" catchphrase so that masterful and... : haiku
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    did coldfusioncs ever actually do the deed with her? : epit
    • No, too much crazy. : magistersmax
  • I had totally missed that - awesome : sonicdeathwalrus
  • I put my vote in for this one. : SenorSpine
  • I wholeheartedly throw my support behind this one. : DinK
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    *breach* MWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRGHHH : randomposter
    • This is my choice without a doubt. : randomposter
  • I don't "laugh out loud" at anything on the internet, at all almost, even if I find it ridiculously funny... : pyros
  • yep I have to agree. : nomaad
• my favorite thread is probably this one: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17945864#itemanchor_17945864... : mikecyb
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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17280700 There were two contenders, but the other got nuked. I don... : ieGod
  • that was a really good one. : edgewise
• Classic Phil: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17070843 : edgewise
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  Although this post was December 1st of 2007 it made me laugh Porkasaurus made a YTMD of this thanks.txt ... : Iwannaacura
  • That was fucking EPIC. Good times. Anyone know the name of the track in the YTMND? : Super Sparker
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  Korban. Grilled Cheese. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15667299 : stump
  • that was last year : Maarten Goldstein
  • Aw damn. 2007. : stump
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  jbury lights his fridge on fire http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17122859#itemanchor_17122859 : Horn
  • I did wonder if anyone was going to shame me in this thread. Thanks. : jbury
  • Haha, Papaboo. FORGET THE FUCKING CANDLE : stump
  • Yeah... that was a good one. : Ormsbee
  • This is my favorite : wasylm
  • This is of course correct. HAHA : invisible_kid
  • Thank you for posting that, I completely missed it and it has made me absurdly happy that someone actuall... : perstephanie
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  [fry]'s 2018 timeline : zerog83
  • i missed this one completely , i've seen it mentioned a few times as bannable but I missed it entirely : dignan
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  two50six photoshopping sparkly (look for the Shackpics link): http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=1664498... : Bamtan
  • lol that is gold : bozer
  • That car post still makes me laugh. : stump
  • hahaha. i missed that I was my car post. hillarious : minigomp
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  This one is my favorite: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16644984 : deject
  • runner up: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16988441 : deject
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  security guard graduation of Saman's roomate. it's not even close. if I have to choose between the before... : moonbreaker
  • ah yes. great thread. : edgewise
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  Caught! http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17294789#itemanchor_17294789 : eldersveld
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    that's a good'n : feek
    • no it's not : PapaBoo
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      my favorite part about that thread is how Papaboo's theft is totally mundane and meaningless. like he fo... : mikecyb
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        thanks mike. I had finally gotten over the embarrassment, and now you go and completely justify why I'm ... : PapaBoo
        • haha I don't think you're a jackass. I don't think anybody harbors any ill wills from that incident. it... : mikecyb
        • of all the made up shit thats posted here a story about a dog is pretty harmless. : Horn
      • My favorite part is that he apologized, because the whole thing was so random and nonsensical that I coul... : perstephanie
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  God this could be my favorite, not sure. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16808451 : ejectorpod
  • Okay now you've reminded me how often I absolutely believe people on the shack are as stupid as they pret... : perstephanie
• Paper shredder was hands down the best post this year, no question : Serpico74
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  Found my winner. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18312044 : edgewise
  • That was indeed wonderful and brilliant : dognose
  • omg that is brilliant : Delaric
  • Yep skitzo gets my vote for that one, fantastic! : yosemiteclimber
  • ^ gold : randomposter
• I think the dropzone thread in general is so full of 2009 awesome. : D45hiz
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  Prostate Pumping! : pun][sher
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18518233 is so full of awe and horror. its up high on my list, though... : epit
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  nasty good misreply http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=13252117 : pyide
  • oh wtf, that was 2006? i am looking through my lols on thomw's site and that one is somehow mashed into a... : pyide
  • 2 years ago called and it wants its reading comprehension back wait that doesn't even make sense : haiku
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  The ugly girlfriend posing with the car on the bodybuilding forum. That was awesome. http://www.shack... : Delaric
  • that was thread of the year in my opinion. and if you go to their forums they have TONS of epic threads.... : handofthrawn
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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16993290 This was a great story from Bean and it seems like a lot ... : pyide
  • Oh man that's seriously lol. WAAAY overlooked post. : Zakko
  • man that's amazing : zakazi
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17125250 : cpt_gloval
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  Don't think this one has been posted: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16808451#itemanchor_16808451 : sonicdeathwalrus
  • hahah yes, i forgot all about that one : Maarten Goldstein
  • ultralol : Enigme
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    this one needs more love than it's getting! : Postal
    • It's getting love where someone else posted it I think. : perstephanie
  • ahahahah : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17753348#itemanchor_17753348 : Marauder IIC
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    Love how she only posted for one day. : stump
    • She also wrote a review of LatestChatty.app on iTunes saying not to go to the shack because its full of m... : extrahappyturtle
  • Zero to LEGENDARY in 8 posts. That must be a record for any shack user. : SqueegyTBS
  • This has my vote. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  The outing of FPSDavid: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17480591#itemanchor_17480591 Although tha... : jasonepowell
  • and the follow-up: http://gmd.shackspace.com/FPSDavidSeal.jpg : PapaBoo
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17547135#itemanchor_17547135 This one sort of only works with the ... : Halen
• I wanted to post Ajax's "GOOGLE MOTHERFUCKER" comeback, but that was December 07 :| : SiW.
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  *breach* MWEEEEEEERRRRRRRRGHHH http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18037867 : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Not only was the original post great, I have to salute you for keeping it alive for so long. You're like ... : Dave-A
    • you're like the greenpeace for failwhales! : dirge23
    • 09-27-2008 NEVAR FORGET : Ride-My-Rocket
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  there was a discussion this year about pei wei and pf chang's and someone made a comment along the lines ... : mr.sleepy
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    well go find it you lazy faggot. This is why you'll never finish college. : haiku
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      FIx the fucking search man : mr.sleepy
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        is it broken? : haiku
        • Is this rhetorical post? : Slowtreme
• This was awesome http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17399690 : woodchuck70
• bookmarking this thread of archived epic-ness. whoa. : Antilles_Prime
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  this shit is like when i was my car http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15955991#itemanchor_15955991 : choppp
  • This one made me laugh the most. : pupismyname
  • Plus the Remo song. EPIC awesome. : SqueegyTBS
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  [fry] using Twitter: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17250298 : Warlock
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    haha I missed that one : mikecyb
    • same here. and dognose has 39 people who have been waiting months for an update : handofthrawn
  • Can I [lol] [fry]? Seriously... his posts are almost guaranteed amusement. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Definitely my favorite, I share fry's hatred of twitter Also facebook, myspace and anything even remot... : Magus
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      do you hate horseless carriages too : sgtsanity
      • lol, as if shit like facebook will massively impact society through it's pointless unending updates of th... : Magus
  • hlaahgahaga. lol : Godhatesfatpeople
  • oh man the microblogging blogosphere stuff was hilarious, fry totally owned it up : Downforce
  • hahahahaha thats fucking hilarious : virus
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17675373#itemanchor_17675373 Fake or not, it's still a giant LOL sto... : WhiteHatVeteran
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  I enjoyed the [fry] hurricane update post. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17921816#itemanchor_179... : ant_hillbilly
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    haha oh god I forgot about that one : mikecyb
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      The urinating in the hurricane does it for me. : ant_hillbilly
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        yeah that and 'he mentioned dongs' are pretty much the best. : mikecyb
        • also deathlove's post cracks me up: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17922493#itemanchor_17922493 : mikecyb
  • I think this was my favorite, because I didn't even have to click on it for it to make me laugh again. : perstephanie
• Probably... http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16988441 : delataur
• Hard to say. My vote is on Dognose watching Spiderman 3 for the first time despite being warned, and wat... : SolrFlare
• Fara Jaca http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15988412 : edgewise
• dilutedq's PS3/mittense thread. Truly some of his finest work. Sadly, it was nuked. : rock elf
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  edlin spelling it out for the dudes. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16221516#itemanchor_16221516 : edgewise
  • This is what I was going to post : persuxe
  • So many shattered egos left burning in their own self pity at the side of the road after this haha : Mr.Finkster
  • god damn that's some cold shit right there. : Ellissd
  • That was Ajax in a wig and heels : genjuro
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    edgewise I have noticed you aren't following the rules haiku set and I think we ought to have a talk abou... : mikecyb
    • also that post was fucking amazing so I forgive you : mikecyb
  • this is the best post of the year : JINKY
  • ah so thats why he changed his name to batman : kelerian
  • lol @ "this entire week" as if she's read something worse last week... you fags. : virus
  • Holy shit how did I miss that haha : deveus1
  • Ouch. The Shack: Where it's safer to say you want cock than a chick. : perstephanie
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    I think she interpreted his post incorrectly and his reply confirms that for me. the guy wasn't a desper... : Luminair
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      internet psychologist to the rescue! : shavenewok
      • I don't treat sociopaths at my practice, we refer them to someone else and keep the young girls and marri... : Luminair
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      I'm puzzled by how you interpreted it this way. His opening post sums it up: "She has a boyfriend, she ... : fishbone
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        yeah that is true. but the whole professional liar thing and saying three or four times that he doesn't ... : Luminair
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          in my opinion he has built a fantasy in his mind where the feelings he shares for her are mutual, and rea... : fishbone
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            I like your opinion : Luminair
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              I like you : fishbone
              • "I like your moves" : Luminair
        • The professional liar thing was a bit of humour. Not wanting her to find out was a part of "not wanting t... : Bamtan
  • HOLY SHIT. : jigstah
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    I'm surprised that thing didn't get inf'd up to heaven : HojuSimpson
    • Infing wasn't that hot back in Feb. : bakanoodle
  • bullshit post : randomposter
  • Oh my god, YES. EOT. : SatansFist
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    This is like running someone over with a bus in text form. : freshyk
    • I'm pretty sure she parked the bus on him then spent the next 3 days kicking him in the testicles. : Ctrl-Phreak
  • o wow : Antilles_Prime
  • HAHAHAHA YES! : phate81
  • Win. End of discussion in my mind. OMG I cant stop laughing. : YerMothah
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  Maddog Narrations ftw http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15782884 : lowayne
  • Vantage mix gets me every time. : lowayne
• fry, "the shack is like a 6 drink minimum comedy club" http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17615382#it... : Foxhawk
• Out of my limited Shacking and before reading this thread, I'd say http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16... : Lionel2b
• FAIL WHALE INCOMING : Katarn3279
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  Yeah mine is the Paper Shredding Post. Holy SHIT. Absolutely amazing. : TastyWheat
  • How did I miss that thread? It was hilarious. : Thresher
• wow i totally missed that paper shredding post, kind of amazing imo : arizona bay
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16407092#itemanchor_16407092 Breakfast of Payne : shavenewok
• It has got to be Maddogs JO Bud craigslist ad reading. One of the funniest things I've ever heard. : NastyJack
• mace's story about taking phil away on a trip: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18615197 : ]pm[chem
• self pimping! http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16247700 : Korban

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• I'm going to need this game. : magistersmax
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  your girlfriend is going to hate this : Maarten Goldstein
  • My girlfriend loves it, it took her a while to get used to aiming. You don't need very good aim to use... : MagicWishMonkey
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    Why? : razlebol
    • it actually gets a little challenging. It's fun and brainless but if you can't aim very well it is probab... : qwpeoriu
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  There are around 50 levels I think, you should definitely start on easiest if she's having trouble... get... : MagicWishMonkey
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    Even if you have the right weapons, the higher levels will kick your ass. : RomSteady
    • Yea, some of them are pretty insane. I remember one level where you get ambushed in a canon by around... : MagicWishMonkey
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    So you get to keep the stuff you got when you change difficulty? : razlebol
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      yep, and you will need the gear from the easier levels to get the ball rolling on the harder difficulties... : MagicWishMonkey
      • Conversely, it's fun to play through the game on medium then go play easy with your kick ass weapons. : ThomW
  • I did the opposite when I found it too difficult: I'd find older (fun) levels I could beat, then replay t... : P-Squid
• It's really more fun (IMO) to play through all 5 difficulties. Start on the lowest and play through to... : Vincent Grayson
• Just let her use the turret weapons, they're super useful and easy to use (no aiming required.) Dependin... : Fish_Bulb
• What is cool about it is that you pick difficulty per-level, so if you are going through on hard and hit ... : Fayk
• I'm looking forward to playing this on Thursday with the wife :) : Zakko
• The hardest level is really hard. You have to play through the other difficulty levels to unlock as many ... : Dynotaku
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  This is a game you dont play with loved ones. You play this game with a seasoned gamer you can trust. A... : KxRook
  • I wept, the trust here be spoken. My gaming buddy is my hetero geek gaming pal for life. He knows the tec... : node
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    This makes me lonely :( : SiW.
    • Same here man. : deadhorse
  • Haha perfect. : ieGod
  • this is such a great post : Mr.SEX
  • Serious business, folks. : hoov1185
  • This post is the truth. And needs more love. I read aloud, it was awesome. : Zhaneel
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    This post makes me think back to when I was a kid, and I'd go over to my next door neighbor's house and w... : DOOManiac
    • Ah, those were the days. Hours of intense concentration with little to no words spoken. : krym3
  • The Tortoise! : krym3
  • I actually thought of that. I am not sure I will have the patience if the game is really hard. : razlebol
  • This is strangely epic : alarm cock
  • *salute* : d fluke
  • Posts like this make the Shack worthwhile. Well done. : antareus
  • This needs to be modified so it applies to all gamers, then posted somewhere forever. This is the Gamer'... : changejar419
  • Thank you KxRook and thank you ThomW for the lol script once again. : Phil
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  This is a game that you can play and replay over and over. I've put in over 25 hours and am trying to bea... : ieGod
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    Inferno is rape w/o lube. : DrZettl
    • With the right weapons, a good co-op buddy and a little HP farming; inferno isn't too bad. : Fish_Bulb
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  is this game worth me picking it up tonight? : ibrokn
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    This should be the the game to own if you have a 360. This and Crackdown. The rest are just fillers. : ieGod
    • i'll pick it up tonight after my soccer game then. : ibrokn
    • It's true. Of all the games I had on the 360, those two gave me the best memories. : Vincent Grayson
    • yes : mr.sleepy
    • Haha so true. : ThomW
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  Gurus: Orange '2 Players' on the following page means online co-op over Live right? http://www.xbox.c... : Zakko
  • NO. This game is local co-op only. Sadly. : Fayk
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  The shack's love for this game never ceases to amaze me. However, Chesh played through and adored it. ... : Zhaneel
  • I agree. I didn't really get it until I played it. It's a fun diversion and my wife liked how it felt l... : RomSteady
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  This game looks awesome. Why have I never heard of it before? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWKrTB_nO... : DOOManiac
  • It's fun, and cheap ($20 new probably). It has some issues (of course) and is rough, but if you know w... : Fayk
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  Anyone know if HDD installs speed the loading of levels in this at all? That was one of my biggest issues... : Fayk
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    I'll let you know tonight. It's already installed but I haven't played it yet. : razlebol
    • Although I won't be able to compare since I never played it uninstalled. :/ : razlebol
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  my ex-Girlfriend and I played the shit out of it. She was decent but not great at it. She'd get pissed an... : judge
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    See Razlebol, this is what happens... notice the "ex-" part! : krym3
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      I dumped her ass after she blew me up one to many times : judge
      • Get on defense! GET ON DEFENSE! : LilCrypto
      • I thought it was supposed to work the other way around. : Mr.Finkster
    • haha : razlebol
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  This game is awesome, buy it. : kemical
  • I already did last week. : razlebol
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  I played it for 15 minutes and hated it. : edgewise
  • Whoa there dentist! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • you obviously didn't play long enough. : bakanoodle
  • Did you shoot down any skyscrapers? I played it and didn't like it, then I shot down a skyscraper and my... : Haku-Jin

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  That's no temp. Call pest control. : RomSteady
  • Alright WHO STOLE MY CHEESE OUT OF THE FRIDGE AGAIN?! : manero
  • hahah : ass-street
  • Ratatoufille : cerealSAM2
• I approve of your actions. : mace
• *tap tap tap* : mace
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  http://www.digitized-e.com/temp/PIC0011.jpg http://www.digitized-e.com/temp/PIC0012.jpg : m0rfus
  • Delivers as promised! : virus
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    Zoom in closer! : stump
    • seriously, i can't tell if the individual molecules in her face are pointy or not : pukerat
  • http://www.philsized.com/lol/donotwant.jpg : Phil
  • wtf on the second picture.. extreme cloesup. : hadronflux
  • i think she'd be more attractive if you weren't super zoomed on her face : lakren
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    how did you approach her with this proposition? : eeeealmo
    • ^---- : pyros
    • want to be famous? on the internet? : heuristic
    • Hey, can I photograph your pores? : dumb.
    • magic! : m0rfus
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      ^^ how did you get random girl to pose for pic? Unless you made up some context : Iwannaacura
      • "can i take a picture of you" : papaskot
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      "Cheese!" : dirge23
      • LOL : zakazi
      • hahaha : deviantpaul
      • omfg lol BRILLIANT : Downforce
      • This deserves many [lol] : Bruzilla
      • Awesome. : Ride-My-Rocket
      • bravo sir, bravo : epit
      • LOLOL : TastyWheat
      • yes : NastyJack
      • yes. : creep
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    i hate when girls plow on make-up like this : arcane_
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      She's basically one dab away from this http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/joker-2.jpg : Mr.Finkster
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        you just want her to make your 'pencil' disappear, don't you? : cerealSAM2
        • I think I just ga-vomited a little. : Mr.Finkster
    • seriously all i can see is make up : arizona bay
    • IAWTP : action wombmate
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    god, those upper incisors need some torquing. : edgewise
    • how will we ever find anyone man enough for the job? : heuristic
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      Would not hit. Upper incisors too pointy. : Phil
      • Just imagine her molars massaging the "fuselage" of your cock : mr.sleepy
      • they're just tilted inwards too much. They need to angle forward more. : edgewise
    • NO, EDGEWISE! BAD EDGEWISE! : mr.sleepy
    • Do you prefer big naturals? : Bamtan
    • lol i read it as 'tonguing' : deathofrats
  • Not close enough, I can't see her pores. : lightly inclined
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    still waiting on mace : m0rfus
    • he has probably been typing this whole time....patience : jigstah
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    I would hope that the second pict was taken from your fist cam on it's way to deliver some HARD LOVE for ... : mace
    • ^^ this is what i was waiting for. will try harder next time. : m0rfus
  • squeak : felicia
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    Someone tell snaggletooth here about Invisalign. : riptyde
    • hardly noticeable really. would you prefer this huge set of super white starry chompers? who cares : kainen1
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    I have a friend who looks JUST like that down to the teeth just blonde hair. Its spooky how much alike th... : boomstickah
    • see, now you have to post a picture so we can see : oHnOES
    • if i can get a temp to let me snap a pic, you have NO excuse to post for comparison. : m0rfus
  • that's not what i would consider a mousey girl : [fry]
  • thanks, but i can't really tell if she's mousey from that close-up of her face. : carnivore
  • Yeesh, I don't think so. : CrustaR
  • I don't think that's mousy. That's more like ratty. : fishbone
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  howabout this one: http://www.shackpics.com/files/mousy_dmhzlm8a64jw5q8xo933.jpg : papaskot
  • we can't tell if her teeth are too pointy. >:( : heuristic
  • Not mousy, more cute, no? : skitfish
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    Or this one! http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3131/2927411309_98f2b9fd5f_b.jpg : voodooraze
    • AHHHH!!! : CrustaR
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  I have a mousy one I think - http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=IMG_0118_vmjjl4l5r7mgrg96sl70.jpg : CuntRocket
  • Ah crap it's one of those hedges which has been pruned into the shape of a lady - this trimming is very g... : skitfish
  • Might want to trim her bush back abit. : loboca
  • That is a tree. : changejar419
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    I am strangely aroused. Does this mean I am a tree hugger now? : YerMothah
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      tree fucker. : xxiv
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        I stand corrected. : YerMothah
        • As long as the tree has a vagina, otherwise it'd be... murky. : Zolneirz
  • fucking elves : Degenerate
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    totally hot : electroly
    • p.s. rest of series please : electroly
  • Iamadruidwouldyoulikesomefuckingacidman???? : locater16
  • man I just want to backhand that bitch : Magus
• http://www.shackpics.com/files/10956_l9sliu2sdir0fby84f1i.jpg : pyros
• Ah I have just the mousy girl for you. Let me find her. : packav
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  How should we define 'mousey'? : Danny5225
  • Little girls. : Godhatesfatpeople
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    I always thought it meant that sort of unkempt, straight out of bed in the morning look. : TwiLyght
    • I think it means "submissive" and "not being able to outrun you". : Godhatesfatpeople
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    http://i43.tinypic.com/30sbpjl.jpg all she needs is some cheese. : Phil
    • See. : Godhatesfatpeople
  • bitch'll eat my old cheese. : Snuffles-
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    http://blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/shawnteeth.jpg : malevolence
    • ^^THIS^^ : mrvandelay
    • yep very mousey : oHnOES
    • i would do horrible things to shawn johnson : electroly
    • This is the correct example : YerMothah
    • Yeah, I'd say that's the definition of mousy. : baronzemo78
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      http://i43.tinypic.com/2a0iyar.jpg : Phil
      • fivelowned : oHnOES
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      reminds me of http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8664/malcolm7ny0.jpg : siknsyko
      • lol : Godhatesfatpeople
      • LOL yeah : royalally
  • bookish, bespeckled and upturned nose. : deathofrats
  • The opposite of this: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18766054#itemanchor_18766054 : CrustaR
  • Sandra Bullock? : Psigun
  • Amanda Plummer's character in the Fisher King. : jet-poop
  • See furry. : ghost in my shell
  • Kathleen Turner in Romancing the Stone : invisible_kid
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  mace hasn't replied to this thread since the pics were posted. i think you made his prostate explode. : TwiLyght
  • mace doesn't wait for photos. photos wait for mace. : Slowtreme
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    Actually there are some ok examples above. This one -> http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=IMG_0118_vm... : mace
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      Did you jerkoff to my gf? Please say yes (hands in pants, fingers nearing bung) : CuntRocket
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        probably need more pics. your gf is super hot : electroly
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          FINE http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=mousey2_726q54qouhiex4ihtozz.jpg http://www.shackpics.com/v... : CuntRocket
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            it's okay i found the picasa gallery in your post history like twenty minutes ago. not creepy : electroly
            • Oh, that's not creepy at all! /locks doors : CuntRocket
          • damn cuntrocket, nice find! : proclone1
• these poor mice : DM7
• less talk, MOAR PICS trying to ninja a pic her walking down the hall : m0rfus
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  that nurse chick celebrity rehab is pretty mousy: http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/photos/uncatego... : onji
  • *on : onji
• Naomi Watts as Jet Girl is one of my more favorite mousey girls. : LilCrypto
• http://www.greenideasblog.com/hotchocolateboy/images/1280x1024.jpg : m0rfus
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  Calling it now: the Shack will be gay by 2012 and furry by 2022. : dirge23
  • Did you miss that thing [fry] posted about the shack turning gay? : OverloadUT
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  Perfect example of "Mousey" -> http://vantage.shackspace.com/nws/humanimals/pages/mouse.htm (work safe) : Vantage
  • kill it now! : PandaOne
  • >:( : drucifer
• Kate Mara: http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/kate_mara/fotos/4493/kate_mara.jpg : Ashun

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  Silent wolf has a post about it on the 360. I have it on the 360 and it's great. : FormerHPB
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    Play wif me! : krym3
    • well I'm at work right now, so unfortunately I cannot. :( : FormerHPB
• I have the 360 version and I love it, but most Shackers play it on PC. If you don't join shack servers v... : changejar419
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  I'm buying for the 360 after x-mas. My couch + bigscreen + splitscreen with a friend. : Haku-Jin
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    I don't think it does splitscreen, does it? : FormerHPB
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      On the console, yeah it does. Does the same thing on PC but you have to enable it via console and it's... : grayscale
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        oh, I must not have the option since I only use my 360 with one cnotroller. I'll have to try that when s... : FormerHPB
        • Yeah, a friend and I played the demo in splitscreen. It makes playing in pubs bearable because at least ... : Haku-Jin
      • Just a note: splitscreen works great on pc. : extrahappyturtle
      • It took me about 10 minutes of playing to get it working on PC. Search my post history for a good link t... : kgargonmagrix79
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  Your *current* computer can barely run it, but that's the beauty of Steam and PC's in general, if you get... : Topsiderover
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    O_o Will my 360 be declared useless by Microsoft when they release the 360 2 then?? : losimagic
    • XBOX ]|[ : deviantpaul
    • It'll probably die a few times before then anyway and you'll end up buying the '360 2' for the upgrade. : Pneum0
    • Probably at some point, yes, but they'll repair it for free. : changejar419
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      It's microsoft, watch them shut off XBOX Live for all 360's shortly after whatever new box they have come... : Topsiderover
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        I think this might be the dumbest post in this new chatty. : Ebu
        • Yeah, cause microsoft showed huge longterm support of the old xbox. : Topsiderover
    • Online? Probably. I mean you don't think xbox live is going to be backwards comptible forever do you? Eve... : avatar_58
    • Your games might, but I think backwards compatibility will be a big deal with the next gen. : SenorSpine
    • Uh, they dropped Xbox 1 support pretty damn fast when Xbox 2 came out. So yes. : Dynotaku
• PC. It'll still be going strong years from now when you upgrade. : Pneum0
• PC. It's still better there even without highest graphics settings or 60+ fps. : DinK
• I got it on the PC for one very important reason. Judging by TF2, Valve doesn't have the greatest track r... : Iazu
• PC, hands down, if only for the mod community, valve DLC, etc. etc. : ezanga
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  The 360 version is damn good but at a cost. Most shackers are playing on the PC. Also user content will... : Wombat Woo
  • Think of the dead air and death toll versus on the PC man! : YerMothah
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  PC. Mouse/KB >>>> Dual Thumb Pads for any competitive FPS ever in the existence of mankind. This is und... : kainen1
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    Actually a couple people here have tried to dispute it, it's hilarious. : Pneum0
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      I had a controller-obsessed friend say "I get confused having to use two hands" ... : dumb.
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        seeing as you use both hands on a controller, that's pretty insane. But I personally prefer playing FPS ... : FormerHPB
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          And you call yourself a FormerHPB..... tisk tisk :( : DM7
          • he's a console LPB now leave him alone : X-GOUKI
• I own both versions. 360 version is fun but the PC obviously has better controls. If your machine can hac... : Serpico74
• 360, but PC down the line when you upgrade your PC. It will probably be dirt cheap in six months anyways.... : Wisp!
• shark the second, if you don't get it for steam, I will be very upset. :[ The source engine scales reall... : CrustaR
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  why is there only two maps on versus on the 360? i guess on steam you can use whatever map you want? : minigomp
  • There are only two official versus maps on the windows version as well. There are custom versions of the ... : daedraug
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  Looks like Steam/PC by a landslide. : sharkII
  • i'm a 360 fan but Steam is the way to go here : Mmmmmoo
• PC!!! The Xbox doesn't get frequent free updates and a modding community! : bigexplosions

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  + same guy fights with fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3pjBfqpcv4&feature=related : PapaBoo
  • Looks like he's wearing a toga at the end. : Bumpmapped
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  See him holding his fist as he's skating away. Great connect. : Ellissd
  • probably broke a finger or 2 on that. : -=kodiak=-
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  As an outsider, all I know is know that they fight in ice hockey matches occasionally, are there repercus... : losimagic
  • if it's a minor incident, it's a five minute penalty, if you sought the guy out and were an asshat, you c... : PapaBoo
  • no , unless it's one of those rare instances like Patrick Roy's kid in some quebec minor league game wher... : -=kodiak=-
  • FISTICUFFS http://www.nhl.com/rules/rule56.html : stump
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  Why is the umpire spooning him around the rink after the fight? : Dynotaku
  • Escorting him off the ice. Don't want things to get out of hand. : Ellissd
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    lol, pairs skating. : PapaBoo
    • It looked like he was going to lift him up and the dude was going to do the splits. : Dynotaku
• Not as good as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGo3ANHxilI : twifosp
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  the fights are OK, but I liked it better when the games were played rougher: http://www.youtube.com/watch... : aethyr
  • haha, mayhem! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bErVkLRFRAI&feature=related : aethyr
  • bobby clarke was always a piece of fucking shit. : -=kodiak=-
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ap_eXEWLJY&NR=1 : dumbacid
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  do they just encourage this sort of thing? It almost seems like they just tell the players to try to see ... : moe6
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    there are many 'unwritten' rules of hockey that people who do not understand hockey will never grasp. ... : -=kodiak=-
    • God this pisses me off. Hockey would be a pretty cool sport if it was played by humans. : daedraug
    • not that i disagree, but isn't this just saying "people who don't understand hockey don't understand hock... : electroly
    • I love hockey, have watched hockey all my life, and I think fighting is utterly stupid and fucking wimps ... : woddemandred
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  Fucked up sport. Why are they just standing around? How can bare knuckled fighting be part of the game? I... : uncleanmonkey
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    you're comparing tennis to hockey? lol! : FormerHPB
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      Yes, in a completely legitimate way. They're both sports, but in one they decided that having the partici... : uncleanmonkey
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        Hockey\football is a collision sport, basketball is a contact sport, tennis is neither. There's an obvio... : HojuSimpson
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          Uh, I think you just made my point. If someone knocks out a player in basket ball, it wouldn't a fucking ... : uncleanmonkey
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            The only point I made was that your relation of hockey to tennis was silly and ill-conceived. : HojuSimpson
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              And you made that point by bringing up something completely irrelevant. You could've just said "HOCKEY IS... : uncleanmonkey
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                Tennis players are 25 yards away from each other and never touch. Hockey players check each other at h... : HojuSimpson
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                  AND HOCKEY IS PLAYED ON ICE! COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! No, cletus, I understood you the first time. The po... : uncleanmonkey
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                    It IS part of the game. Why are you not understanding this? Even though it's penalized, it's still part o... : Juno
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                      Sigh, try that again without the circular reasoning. It's not part of the game, it's part of the culture ... : uncleanmonkey
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                        "Culture and tradition" is 50% of sports and how they're played! Oh man, would you please stop.... : HojuSimpson
                        • Yes, and it's still not an argument for why it should stay that way. Jeeesus fucking christ read a fuckin... : uncleanmonkey
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                        Have you ever been hit in the face? Honest question here, as nobody that's been hit in the face before wo... : Juno
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                          I like how you basically called hockey fans (including yourself?) aggressive gorillas with no self contro... : uncleanmonkey
                          • You liar, you said you were leaving! :) : HojuSimpson
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                            Answer the question. Simple question. What I'm getting at is that it's easy to sit back and pick apart ot... : Juno
                            • And, yes, we hockey fans are generally more aggressive than your typical geek. Keen observation! : Juno
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                              It's an irrelevant question, but yes, I've been in multiple fights. You were the ones calling hockey fans... : uncleanmonkey
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                                My friend, in life, many times when you anger someone, they will retaliate, often times in a physical man... : Juno
                                • Again, let me point out that you were the ones calling hockey fans aggressive and lacking self control, n... : uncleanmonkey
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                                  Juno, we just don't get it, that's all there is to it. He obviously is much more enlightened and knowled... : HojuSimpson
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                                    Hmm... nice try, 3/10. These thinly veiled sarcastic insults really aren't your forte, go back to circula... : uncleanmonkey
                                    • i made a drinking game out of you using the phrases "Circular reasoning" and "red herrings". WHOO! I a... : HojuSimpson
                        • I really like him, he has that "I just got into college and I'm young and idealist enough to know everyth... : HojuSimpson
                    • That's the point our little buddy here is missing. : HojuSimpson
                    • Because it is hard for people outside of a particular culture to accept an otherwise despicable action be... : omnova
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                    The venue on which the sport is played is irrelevant (ice vs clay\grass) it's the manner in which the spo... : HojuSimpson
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                      Contact is irrelevant too, as the other examples you mentioned don't seem to have any fights. God, I s... : uncleanmonkey
                      • Haha, I like you. : HojuSimpson
                      • Fights happen in every sport -- it's just more frequent in hockey due the the amount and type of contact ... : walker270
                      • Can I just ask what the big fucking deal is uncleanmonkey? I mean cut through all the fucking bullshit yo... : NastyJack
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            Checking IS the point., contact IS the point. That's why they wear all those pads. The only people who fi... : Chunks
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              Are fights in football okay too? I don't really watch it as it's not that big of a sport here, but it doe... : uncleanmonkey
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                Fights aren't okay in football, but it's a different environment, and the pace of the game is completely ... : Chunks
                • Also, shit still happens in football that no one but the players see. I forget who the player was who wa... : HojuSimpson
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          Just because there are legitimate collisions doesn't mean that players should just rip their gloves off a... : omnova
          • I'd agree with you if it weren't for the fact that Hockey has been played this way for decades. Anyone w... : action wombmate
          • Well that's hockey for you, tell that to the fans of the sport I guess : HojuSimpson
          • If you don't want to fight in hockey, you don't. People do not fight if they don't want to. If one guy tr... : Chunks
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    if they fall to the ice they jump no them or if they get a little bit of distance, they get in between th... : ibrokn
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      Maybe they should have a Rodeo Clown or something... : uncleanmonkey
      • a fight is probably a safer way to settle a disagreement than dirty/cheap hits on the ice while skating. ... : ibrokn
  • Fights are the best part of hockey sometimes. Im mad they've cracked down on them as much as they have, u... : YerMothah
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    I was wondering why they allowed it too. A friend of mine who's an amateur hockey player explained it to ... : jayacheess
    • This is true. : soggybagel
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      So raise the penalty on the brutalizing? If your team has to play with one less guy for the rest of the g... : uncleanmonkey
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        Why? Fighting has always been a part of hockey and always will be. You might not agree with it, but I c... : stump
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          that's a false choice. I'd rather see good clean hockey then a bunch of idiots grabbing, hacking, cro... : steelsamurai
          • BRAH YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, I GOTTA SEE THIS BRUTAL SHIT - NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY TAPOUT SHIRT, AFFLICTIO... : the city
          • I agree with you in that I'd rather see clean hockey then the infractions that you mentioned but personal... : stump
      • Problem is you can still go after little guys legitimately and consistently without getting penalties for... : jayacheess
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      checking doesn't stop technical hockey. : steelsamurai
      • Shrug. I don't even watch hockey. I'm just repeating what I heard. : jayacheess
    • I don't really buy this. They've been harsher on calling penalties, and (at least in the NHL) it's a ... : Chunks
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    I can't believe they allow tackling in football. If this was a tennis match police would be involved! : soggybagel
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      Could you imagine women's tennis with tackling? I just got a fun little tingle in my pants thinking abou... : HojuSimpson
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        that would be awesome especially if they took out the tennis part : electroly
        • I'd like to have a little bit of sport in my entertainment, though. I'm willing to forgo the sport if ... : HojuSimpson
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      Tackling is part of the game (they happen while the clock is running, and isn't penalized), hockey fights... : uncleanmonkey
      • Your point was completely stupid and therefore demanded an equally stupid post. To make it clearer, a la... : soggybagel
  • tradition and crowd-pumping : jane911
  • You're a cat person, aren't you. : Chunks
  • You don't have to fight if you don't want to... there are all kinds of signals that the players use for t... : Andy Hanson
  • Technically, it is illegal. The police just choose to not get involved. And yea, it's stupid. : Visceral Monkey
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    Seriously, what the fuck is up with boxing, too : Juno
    • *sigh* : uncleanmonkey
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    You foreign folk amuse me, please to be leaving our national sport alone. : avatar_58
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      How do you know hockey isn't my national sport? : uncleanmonkey
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        No self respecting canadian would demand fighting be removed from the game? : avatar_58
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          'Cause canadians are the only ones who play hockey? : uncleanmonkey
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            i can't think of another country where hockey is considered the national sport. : cpt_gloval
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              Sweden? Russia? Basically any cold country. : uncleanmonkey
              • http://www.creepygif.com/images/full/500.gif : cpt_gloval
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                The Russian national sport is drinking vodka and wrestling bears. : HojuSimpson
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                  What do they do when bears are hibernating? : stump
                  • wrestle bears http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2316/2527457617_88af219ac1.jpg?v=0 : cpt_gloval
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              Well it wasn't invented in Canada, despite popular opinion, so I don't see how that is true. Who cares w... : twifosp
              • err largely based in the US not canada : twifosp
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                last time i checked NHL headquarters was in new york. : -=kodiak=-
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                  It's actually in Toronto now, it used to be though. But the US has way more cities with hockey teams tha... : twifosp
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                    NHL 1185 Avenue of the Americas, 12th Fl. New York, NY 10020 (Map) Phone: 212-789-2000 Fax: 212-789-2... : -=kodiak=-
                    • Well the command center, where they watch every game and review every play is in Toronto. I confused the... : twifosp
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                and wtf? ice hockey wasnt invented in canada? me thinks you better check yer facts. : -=kodiak=-
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                  It was brought to Canada by European soldiers. " In 1825 Sir John Franklin wrote that "The game of h... : twifosp
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                    yea field hockey brought over to canada which was adapted and STARTED in ontario. Hence, ice hockey was s... : -=kodiak=-
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                      This is an image of a painting from the Netherlands. It was painted in the 16th century. http://uploa... : twifosp
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                        are those depicting ice hockey, or shinny? : cpt_gloval
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                          what ruleset were they using in those pictures, if any? : cpt_gloval
                          • If you want to get into the debate about hockey as an organized sport, I'll concede that to you immediate... : twifosp
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                        Are they playing an organized game of hockey there? : jayacheess
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                          Hard to tell, but it shows evidence of people using a hockey like stick and skates with a puck like objec... : twifosp
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                            the rules define the game, not the general appearance of the equipment. if that were the case, soccer wou... : cpt_gloval
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                              Soccer is vastly different than rugby, I don't even see your point. : twifosp
                              • you're saying these old paintings are of people playing hockey, based on the fact that they're on ice, us... : cpt_gloval
                    • http://www.athletics.mcgill.ca/varsity_sports_article.ch2?article_id=81 : cpt_gloval
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                    Says on wikipedia in the paragraph before that one that hockey is a version of Shinty modified for ice an... : jayacheess
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                      The first rules for hockey were published in Canada, I'll give you that. But how else do you explain the... : twifosp
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                        games played with a curved stick and a ball or puck have been around since BCE give me a 500 year old ... : cpt_gloval
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                          Ok so if a bunch of people get around an attempt to kick a ball into a goal, it's not soccer/football unt... : twifosp
                          • no, if you're playing by soccer/football rules, you're playing soccer/football. you're not playing basket... : cpt_gloval
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                          for all we know those guys in those pics were playing ice golf....... : -=kodiak=-
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                            Ok this debate has officially jumped the shark and I'm starting to the PRL, so I'm out. I will part by t... : twifosp
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                              dont matter to me that a cup hasnt come to canada in that long. really dont care. Look what nationality d... : -=kodiak=-
                              • Percentage wise? Canada has about 50% of players. Stats that matter, such as points? By position and... : twifosp
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            *IS* hockey your national sport? : Juno
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              technically it's lacrosse, but some stupid political bill in the mid 90's made lacrosse and ice hockey na... : -=kodiak=-
              • It's actually lacrosse for the national summer sport and hockey for the national winter sport. It used t... : redfive
            • i was about to post that lacrosse is, but turns out both are now. winter and summer national sports. lol. : barichnikov
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            ...your joking right? Hockey is Canada's. : avatar_58
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              Name one reason why that could even be remotely true. : twifosp
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                because whenever i go to a canadian bar, all the tvs are on hockey or curling. : cpt_gloval
                • ever been to canada? : cpt_gloval
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                  fuck lets not better tell twifosp that basketball was invented by a canadian as well.... lol : -=kodiak=-
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                    Hockey was not invented by Canadians. : twifosp
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                      Most historical accounts say that it first appeared in the Netherlands. European soldiers on leave in Ca... : twifosp
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                        It doesn't matter who made it, Canada owns hockey. : deject
                        • You can claim that all you want, but it is an international sport which no country can claim. Canadians ... : twifosp
        • amen brother. : bogombo
  • the correct answer to all your questions is "because hockey rules" : cpt_gloval
  • who cares : kill9
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    As a pretty mediocre hockey player myself, let me explain a few things. First, I think that fighting i... : skizl
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      Finally, an intelligent answer. Wouldn't it make sense to penalize it to the point where "cool-headedn... : uncleanmonkey
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        Anyway, I have a flight to catch. A parting comment: I don't really watch hockey that much, unless my ... : uncleanmonkey
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          "Without all the rough tackles and fights it was just far more interesting to me, as it became more techn... : stump
          • Even before the recent rule changes his view of hockey is nothing like how it was actually played. : walker270
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          lol what? woman's hockey is about equal in skill to minor league (AHL) hockey. There are only 2 te... : -=kodiak=-
          • sorry, not NHL, OHL junior hockey (ontario league) : -=kodiak=-
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            He didn't say anything about skill level, he talked about style of play, which is a different matter enti... : woddemandred
            • And hey, women's hockey is turning around, at least both the US and Canada have been defeated by countrie... : woddemandred
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              woman's hockey is more or less pretty damn sloppy to watch. Which is why it makes it more interesting to ... : -=kodiak=-
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                I hope hitting will be a part of it, it's a stupid distinction between men's and women's hockey. : woddemandred
                • I predict a weird offshoot, like that weird australian basketball with women. : braaains
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        why are you so fucking abrasive? "finally, an intelligent answer" is a great big fuck you to everyone wh... : kill9
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          I'm taking a mostly neutral position on the topic but I simply cannot agree that that has been the case. : omnova
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            ibrokn, YerMotheh, jayacheess and others had plenty of reasonable replies for something that started off ... : kill9
            • I was trying too. It's hard tho :) And I always start watching youtube clips and I get fired up :D : Chunks
          • I apologize for not meeting your internet message board standards of etiquette, logic, and tact. Here's a... : Juno
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            I'll admit, I was leading the troll on for a while there. His method of conversation still leaves someth : HojuSimpson
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              I'm glad someone caught the irony, at least. : omnova
              • I don't know if you're being mean or not! :( : HojuSimpson
      • no, not really. if you have a weak team with no enforcers/fighters you will pretty much get pushed around... : JINKY
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        Because to be honest, then a lot of people wouldn't watch it. That's like saying they should wear fluffy... : boarder2
        • Your comparison to boxing isn't really justified here, since the object of the sport is to knock your opp... : SatansFist
    • I pretty much agree with this completely, tho I like the fighting aspect a bit more than you, I think. ... : Chunks
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      I think Fighting is there for momentum, I know on my team we were always riled up after a big hit or figh... : bluewagon
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        but as to why I think the NHL keeps it around.. I think they still allow it because i think some of the f... : bluewagon
        • Can't argue that, some people are attracted to NASCAR for the same reasons : HojuSimpson
      • That was my job in highschool. When my team was down (emotionally) you wouldn't believe the effect it wo... : Chunks
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    You are arguing about a sport that you don't like or even watch. If you had ever played or watched the sp... : bogombo
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      Actually no, I was hoping for someone on the "inside" to give me some sort explanation, but all I got was... : uncleanmonkey
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        which you gave back. Turning it into an argument. : bogombo
        • Hey, if a retarded kid throws you a ball, you throw it back - if only for the amusement of watching them ... : uncleanmonkey
      • Really? Because your opening topic in this thread came off as a giant troll. If you were actually hopin : walker270
  • Fights in hockey are a controlled way to release tension from an extremely emotional and fast paced game.... : Theos
  • But then it would be watchable! : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I love hockey. It's like 2 sports in one, and both of them are balls out awesome! : itsjames
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  Thats nothing compared to these guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABRAIP2flys : 60days
  • hahahahah that made my day : Utopia
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  By the way speaking of fights did anyone catch this pansy? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BYyqCpE2kY ... : avatar_58
  • I miss Brashear : Utopia
• go penguins. : bogombo
• Hockey is so badass. I love the audience reaction in the slow-mo, haha. : Danny5225
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  This thread revels who the pussys of the shack are. Hockey owns, Fighting in Hockey owns. : jayares
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    I will agree with you. Go penguins! : DM7
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      This picture sums up the Penguins for me nicely: http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00Jp8I62wH3Ib/610x... : twifosp
      • Why? The Penguins are good. :{ : DM7
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      You meant Go Wings! : whore
      • Is it your job to like the rivals of all the teams i like? I like the Buckeyes, you like Michigan. (I ... : DM7
  • You're biased......Canadian. : phil_mckraken
  • especially semi-pro hockey. we have two WHL teams within 30 miles of each other, and it's fun as balls wh : cpt_gloval
  • I love fights but I just don't really like hockey fights, they always look kind of ridiculous. I love wat... : qwpeoriu
• Man, this thread made me go listen to Toto - Hold the line... Hint : Hold the line sounds like Odelein...... : Utopia
• holy fuck, what did I start here? : PapaBoo