Morning Discussion

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• Empty out a cigarette. Core out an apple. : midgetherder
• eat it all. : DooBall
• Make a bong. : ant_hillbilly
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  soda bottle + pen + aluminum foil : qwpeoriu
  • ^^Yep. Also you can pretend it's crack :D : Perturbation
• spoon, lighter, syringe. : Fyunch Click
• Cook with it. : pancake humper
• heat up a knife on the stove. : hirez
• make a fruit pipe make a pipe out of a pop can make a bong out of a water bottle, pen and some foil for... : -=kodiak=-
• pipe it : dantastic
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  oh yea, just make a pipe out of tin foil... that's very easy to do. Just roll up the foil around a pen, b... : -=kodiak=-
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    uh dont use tin foil, toxic fumes arent good : oHnOES
    • yea, meant aluminum foil... : -=kodiak=-
    • And weed is good for you? : oneshot
• bake some brownies : Simulacrum
• You can use a baby bottle nipple or a 2-liter bottle to silence the gunshot. Oh sorry, I thought we we... : jimmy-buffett
• one way ive made a simple pipe is using a chapstick container. you pop that fucker out and get a filter ... : oHnOES
• tear a page out of a bible! haha just warm up a knife hit that shit is fun : cpt_gloval
• tinfoil pipe or a spare tire pressure gauge : burning eye
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  I MEAN FOR ROLLING TOBACCO : Master Tonberry
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    so you're not a stoner? how do you lack such foresight then??! : cpt_gloval
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      I used to be a stoner....one of the biggest stoners, I gave up a few years back when I had a three-day-lo... : Master Tonberry
      • wow, this is totally confusing. So we're talking tobacco here? not whackytabacky? : burning eye
  • All of the above mentioned ways will work for regular tobacco as well. : dopeman
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  Notebook paper. Seriously. : tums
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    Apart from the bleach and dioxin poisoning, sure. O_o : creeping-judas
    • D is for dioxin. D is for delicious. : A Sponge
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  Empty can of Coke and a push pin : DianeOfTheMoon
  • ^^^ Tried and true. : Salad Sammich
• Tissue paper can work in a pinch but I suggest rolling it fat to counteract the cough factor of the thick... : obiquatro
• oh yeah, pages of the bible work also : oHnOES
• Pot McGuyver's always make me laugh. : creeping-judas
• Take a hit out of Tobacco waterpipe of course! : n00b_sauce
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  go buy some cigarettes? i lol at people who roll their own. there's this one idiot i know who carries aro... : lakren
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    How is it disgusting? It's cheaper, tastes better, and has hardly any of the disgusting chemicals that co... : ColoradoCNC
    • I can only speak from my experience with people I know who do this but the fucking tobacco gets EVERYWHER... : SatansFist
  • Because cigarettes are awful, dried, stale, chemical-infused shite. Rolling tobacco, is just tobacco : Master Tonberry
  • YOU SUCK at understanding how to smoke properly : Master Tonberry
• apple pipe, cucumber pipe : fishbone
• every smoker should have some sort of pipe lying around. : datoo
• http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt_4fU3zyVY : alnya
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  GUYS.....I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY....I'M LOOKING FOR A WAY TO SMOKE ROLLING TOBACCO WITHOUT ROLLING PAPERS. ... : Master Tonberry
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    You can attempt to bag on the stoners but they obviously have a shit-tonne more methods to smoke than you... : obiquatro
    • Yeah, also the "15 years old" comment is kind of moronic, more people smoke dope than you think, and succ... : manlyman
    • Eugh, like I said, I used to be a stoner....I just don't wanna smoke from fucking foil, plastic, bottles,... : Master Tonberry
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    Receipt paper, the less ink on the section you use the better. : manlyman
    • GOOD IDEA....best i've heard so far...and also the only fucking helpful one i've heard so far. Thank y... : Master Tonberry
    • receipt paper is usually thermal transfer stuff, i believe. no ink, but not sure if that's good to smoke ... : cpt_gloval
    • THIS ONE WORKED...thank you...i'll pbly end up with emphysema...but fuck it...i'm happy for now : Master Tonberry
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    I'm pretty sure they've said multiple times that these ways will work with just tobacco as well. Also, ty... : laurgasms
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      NO CO(S TITS MEAN NOTHING WITHOUT THE BEVVIES TO BACK THEM UP : Master Tonberry
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        Your excuses mean nothing to me. No really, I don't know what you are saying, could you please stop yelli... : laurgasms
        • WHAT? SORRY, I'M ON THE TRAIN : Master Tonberry
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    Which is funny because only 15 year olds would use some random paper not intended for smoking to roll a c... : fishbone
    • When I was 15 I used a plastic bottle/s and a bucket of water : Master Tonberry
    • lol so true : SatansFist
  • I am 27 thank you very much. : pancake humper
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    well, if I could get my hands on some good windowpane.... but I cant! so there! : hirez
    • I am for ladies hands only. : windowpane
  • Dude, stop with the caps and quit smoking, that shit will kill you (yelling and smoking both. no i swear.... : perstephanie
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    You seem to use age a lot to somehow show your superiority. Not just this thread. : TrptJim
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      IT'S BECAUSE HE'S OLDER. AND WISER. AND YELLY! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? : obiquatro
      • Hey, not everyone lives to be over 9000. : perstephanie
• Got a Bible handy? That paper works really well : zerog83
• wait until tomorrow for shop open? : anthonybean

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  Mines of Moria expansion pack is available btw. :D : MurrayTheSkull
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    I have to say, I never enjoyed playing LOTRO. It's a FarCry from the books to movies or games. Honestl... : Master Tonberry
    • don't know why I capitalised FarCry....have been playing Far Cry 2 too much pbly. : Master Tonberry
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      Well, I consider it even more loyal to the books than the movies. Not just including the things they cut... : MurrayTheSkull
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        That's pretty awesome to be honest. What I meant to say in this parent post is that it's hard to actually... : Master Tonberry
        • Well, now that Moria is out, you can explore it and Lothlorien! :D : MurrayTheSkull
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    Murray are you coming back? Its lonely in there without you. : trOmblyj
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      Yes, I'll be coming back. Once I get my job sorted out. : MurrayTheSkull
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        Job, schmob, lets hunt some orcs! : trOmblyj
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          OK, so when you have no rolling papers....what is the best substitute? (Apart from smoking used rollies i... : Master Tonberry
          • DAMMIT, it's happened again......meant as a new thread : Master Tonberry
          • Get a pipe, foo. : MurrayTheSkull
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          OK, so when you have no rolling papers....what is the best substitute? (Apart from smoking used rollies i... : Master Tonberry
          • AND AGAIN......WTF : Master Tonberry
• NOT ENOUGH BILL HICKS/TOLKIEN LOVERS : Master Tonberry
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  ah, you're going for the dead comedian / fantasy novel tie-in. that's a big market. huge market. : pipboy
  • NO NO NO, stop putting a fucking dollar sign on everything! It makes me feel isolated and lonely! "ooo... : Master Tonberry
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  lol that's what he gets for being a g-tard who likes those trashy fantasy novels!! : lakren
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    LOL, wtf is a 'g-tard'? : Master Tonberry
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      it stands for 'general tard', obviously. : lakren
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        Obviously to whom? People who have heard the term before? Gimme a break : Master Tonberry
        • It's lakren. 'Nuff said. : Arctic Fox
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    did you call bill hicks retarded : EvilDolemite
    • hay guys who the fuck is bill hicks : dantastic
    • yes i am serious in this subthread it is not a parody : lakren
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  wasn't lovecraft an antisemite? : GloriousCow
  • He was more of a racist in general, but jews included, of course. : midgetherder
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    There is a lot of anti-negro material in his works.....but you can ignore that shit. His racism doesn... : Master Tonberry
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      sure, just responding to the 'awesome judge of character' bit ;) : GloriousCow
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        Oh right, yeah.....I pbly could have thought that through a few minutes longer. Pity you can't edit po... : Master Tonberry
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          It's better because now we know you are racist. : midgetherder
          • At least it's out of the way : Master Tonberry
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    So far as I can tell dude was basically insane. : locater16
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      there was more to it than that. Severe depression and drug use for starters. But yeah, basically batshi... : reznory
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        plus a ton of health problems. : reznory
        • MY STOMACH HURTS TIME FOR SOME ICE CREAM :( : Fayk
• Lovecraft and Tolkien were friends, what? Are you sure about that? : c0bra
• Where did you read that Lovecraft and Tolkien were friends? Just curious because I never actually saw an... : Fyunch Click
• I remember everybody was sayin the Matrix Trilogy was going to be soo much better than the LOTR. I LOL'D... : capt tripps
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  The way Hicks went out was fantastic. : tomservo
  • Brilliant? : EvilDolemite
  • Hunter S. Thompson's funeral was the best.....; having his ashes shot out of a cannon over his cattle ... : Master Tonberry
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  who is bill hicks? : whodares
  • oh, comedian, sucking satan's cock...got it. : whodares
  • fail. and i think i just farted in anger. : XchumpoX

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  I'm still interested to see how well this game holds up over time. Sure, the length doesn't matter so mu... : changejar419
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    Versus mode is so much more fun than straight coop and I can see myself playing it for a fair while yet. ... : A Sponge
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      You have succumb from Last Night's Hesitation! : LoioshDwaggie
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        Everything is right in a world where Faylor's entire team is punched off a building. : A Sponge
        • Shush you. : Chris Faylor
  • considering all the tf2 "2fort only" servers...or bf2's "mashturr city only" servers...I don't think peop... : Bumpmapped
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    Given Valve's track record with added content, I have no doubt there's 3 or 4 half finished maps that we ... : Dynotaku
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      What would be the difference between your crossbow and the hunting rifle? The shotgun is already the perf... : A Sponge
      • I think a crossbow would be cool, as long as the bolts stay in the zombies head....I love crossbows. A... : SlingBlaze
      • Well it'd have to be clearly distinctive, maybe since it would obviously have a lower fire rate, it could... : Dynotaku
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      One thing I'd really like to see implemented is character variety. They look different, but they should ... : changejar419
      • This would suck because most of the time you can't choose : extrahappyturtle
    • yeah, a flame thrower, some melee weapons, a six shooter or a DE, scoped assault rifle, mp5, dual uzis, r... : alexthegreat2
• Haha! Welcome to L4D Love : LoioshDwaggie
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  Yes that was me in the Tank! I wished I had some way of saving a video of the moment because it was insa... : MrLobo
  • I think I was the last minute Smoker. I haven't laughed that hard in ages. : Damodred
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  Left4Dead is such an amazing experience. Every game I have been in has been awesome and fun as hell. : pancake humper
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    My new motherboard came last night so i should be able to rock out tonight! : Iwannaacura
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      I will be playing a lot of L4D this weekend. Add me to your steam buddies! : pancake humper
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        I'll be in tonight. : LoioshDwaggie
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          I don't know who you are : pancake humper
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            just play with him you douche. : focusdaily
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              I really don't know who he is on Steam though. I can't play with him because I don't know who he is. I wa... : pancake humper
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                DOUCHE! j/k I'm Loiosh. I'll be on the vs servers tonight (usually I stick to the hospital VS). : LoioshDwaggie
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                  Let's all make out after. : focusdaily
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                    I don't know who you are : pancake humper
                    • Yeah I meant to say let's all go out for a nice chicken dinner and then make out. : focusdaily
      • yes sir! : Iwannaacura
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        What's your steam id, pancake? : Nitrium
        • http://steamcommunity.com/id/phumper : pancake humper
• Yeah it gets my GOTY MP for me. Fallout 3 gets the GOTY SP. Obvious picks for a reason. : kainen1
• Ha. On hospital I pinned someone on the floor of the helicopter but his buddy knocked me out and it took ... : c0bra
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  Anyone up for CoOp tonight? I want to run through a couple of the ones I haven't hit yet. All I seem to... : RyDogg1
  • I'll be on ;-) : gameagog
  • I'll be playing. I haven't gone through all the campaigns yet either. : Alco23
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    You know I'm actually ok with not having played the other maps yet. Part of me wants to get to know the f... : Dynotaku
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      Don't get me wrong, No Mercy is freaking awesome, especially when we into the hospital, so freaky. : RyDogg1
      • Wait until you play Dead Air -- my favourite of the 4. The airport setting is amazing. : Arctic Fox
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    I'll play some Death Toll or Dead Air, for sure RyDogg1. : deject
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      Last night we had the gheyest funniest strategy for defending 10minutes at the house before the boat arri : Alco23
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        Yeah you really can't stay inside the house, because the tank messes you up when he comes in otherwise. : Arctic Fox
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          The plan was to get out of the house to deal with the Tank... : Alco23
          • Yeah but whenever I've tried that we always ended up fumbling in the doorway while the tank anally raped ... : Arctic Fox
  • I'll be playing tonight for sure. : Arctic Fox
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    I'm down. I still need to finish Dead Air, which is a fucking beautiful level. : midgetherder
    • Pay attention when you get to chapter 5. Best Effect Ever. : LoioshDwaggie
  • The cornfield really freaked me out last night :( : shortbuscaptain
• Had a similar experience last night, but playing as the humans. We are right near the safe room in the 2n... : lodit
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  How is the balance in this game? I can hear the cries of IMBALANCE already : boomstickah
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    The survivors' melee attack is overpowered. The survivors/infected balance seems about right on advanc... : A Sponge
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      So wait the vs game mechanics changes based on the difficulty? : boomstickah
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        Versus' difficulty levels are similar to normal coop, increasing the number of zombies, the damage they c... : A Sponge
        • Most servers seem to default to normal. The couple times I played on a server where I noticed the infect... : gnomish
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          I think the versus mode difficulty is actually dynamic based on how well or poorly at team is playing. I ... : Beady
          • I think the difficulty increases as you progress through a campaign. : crummynz
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    I think the balance is pretty fine in Vs mode. considering all of the "zombies" have low life. Boomer ... : Iwannaacura
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      I think the tank is really OP, in campaign mode as well, but that's the only major imbalance IMO. : ZombieAcademy
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        Tanks are supposed to be ridiculous, scary, and changing -- that's the point of the tank. Make them anyt... : walker270
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          Yeah but you can be doing an awesome job and just get assraped by one. I don't care if it's hard, it shou... : ZombieAcademy
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            Tanks just require _a lot_ more teamwork than anything else in the game. The person with aggro needs to ... : walker270
            • Oh that melee tip is AWESOME. I always feel helpless when he's beating down on a dude. : sammyl
          • The Tank in Advanced mode is relatively easy to take down if you work as a team. Even without molotov's t... : Alco23
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    The biggest imbalance is when one team gets a tank and the other doesn't. This has happened a few times ... : gnomish
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      The maps we played on wed night we both had tanks in the skyscraper map for some reason, although my team... : Iwannaacura
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        They moved well. Even a great team will die if they turtle in a spot and slow down. The Director AI also ... : LoioshDwaggie
        • It also stops giving you tips when it figures out that you know all the shit already. : Iwannaacura
    • No, spamming melee attacks stops everything except the smoker and the tank. You can NOT pounce on so... : twifosp
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  tribes is the best mp game ever, it will never be beaten. : gmd
  • Amen! : spyrext
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  I will give it shot on something more than 20fps this week-end, but personally I do not see the game hold... : thief
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    ps. to proclaim it as the best multiplayer game ever is little more than sincere euphoria. Valve will h... : thief
    • Oh sure it's a knee jerk reaction to a few great gaming sessions. Based on the sheer amount of time I've ... : Dynotaku
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      who is saying best ever? we're just talking about multiplayer GOTY? I wanted to give that distinction t... : kainen1
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        kainen, did you read the original post? : thief
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          oh yeah i guess is saw the GOTY part and thought the PO was using just a standard kinda hyperbole 'that w... : kainen1
          • thats what happens when you type while eating. I SAW and OP. :) : kainen1
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    How is it any more repetitive than something like CS or TF2? Versus is much less repetitive imo. : lodit
    • ahahahha seriously. : pancake humper
  • You make no sense. : brickmatt
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    thief, I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you there, while I have not played the full game, the demo se : lightly inclined
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      That's fine. I enjoy playing it but don't have the time to dissect the game and explain to me why it is : thief
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        I get what your saying Thief and had the same issues as you after playing the demo. I think one of them ... : dkrulz
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          not challenging? did you play it on Expert if it was too easy for you? : deject
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            Expert with thief, jackhammer and omnova. We didn't die once. Done it a few more times with someone oth... : dkrulz
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              how? the finale in Advanced is incredibly brutal, I can't imagine how hard Expert is. : deject
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                he's talking about the demo....it's a little different playing the full release, better AI, harder levels... : kainen1
                • well yeah the demo wouldn't be all that hard to survive on expert. the full game is a different story. : deject
              • It's not really that hard if you are playing with people that knows what to do. It just some AI and ai wi... : razlebol
  • thief wtf. were you playing single player? don't do that. : deject
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  I played last night with a buddy of mine and it was pretty much the best MP experience I've had in years.... : warcrow
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    In the lobby you can choose which "chapter" to start within each campaign. : Trips
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      Right--but you cannot start in the middle or save to continue on again at another time? : warcrow
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        You can start in the middle of a campaign, the lobby leader just has to select the starting level. : Arctic Fox
        • But no, no saving. : Arctic Fox
• Lies, Duke co op is much more fun : Master Tonberry
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  GOW2 MP > * : dilutedq
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    Yup I can't believe this wasn't said earlier. L4D Co-op may be fun, but I can't see how it can be better ... : Toth21
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      It wasn't said eariler because this is the shack. Shack <3 Valve : SlingBlaze
      • Damn straight and what's not to love? : kainen1
    • Blindness : LoioshDwaggie
  • no it's not, because it uses a controller, instead of KB/Mouse. GoW 1 MP was spectacular, because ther... : dedgecko
  • It would have to be about 10x better than GoW1 to be better than L4D : midgetherder
  • Gears is really cool for sure, but L4D is totally different. Its more frenetic. Gears is primarily about ... : Phunk
  • i have a major boner for GOW2 horde mode : gyokuro
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  That was a great moment. Our team was getting our asses kicked at points, but all it takes is 1 effectiv... : bashildy@speakeasy.net
  • We had a game night we lost because my GIANT LOB OF CONCRETE hit the helicopter instead of the last, red,... : LoioshDwaggie
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  I can't get enough of L4D. I'm still haven't played most of the game, I'd say only 25% of the campaign. ... : freakynipples69
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    Checkpoints? You mean the safehouses? : Arctic Fox
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      No, checkpoints. In most maps, the distant between two safe houses is large. I'd like to have at least on... : freakynipples69
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        Eh, that would diminish the challenge for me IMO. The only mode where I would use them would be on Expert... : Arctic Fox
        • And to the difficulty angle, if you rotate your medkits, your team can get about 12+ lives if manages pro... : bashildy@speakeasy.net
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          Very true. But I only play on expert and I have yet beat a single campaign. I'd like the option to enable... : freakynipples69
          • So its too difficult, but you don't want to lower the difficulty yet you want checkpoints to make it easi... : Nighteyes
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  I did a flying Hunter jump over a wall of flames last night on the farmhouse finale to take out the last ... : Gonzo
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    Does this game have demo recording? Because it really needs it, and we really need to see some awesome ci... : sammyl
    • record iltc.dem Demo recording is built into the engine. : Iwannaacura
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  one too many "ever" in there, the shackhype on this needs to cool down before it can be properly evaluate... : Luminair
  • There are 2. : Dynotaku
• So far I have noticed that the best way for my team and I to defeat a Tank is to make sure there are two ... : shwortdogg

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• ? :( : pancake humper
• There is no answer for this. The Queen deems it so. : jigstah
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  I dunno, BBC has their own HD channel. Probably can't be arsed to fork out for the cameras at the moment.... : Bamtan
  • How surprised? Enough to enter the world hot dog eating contest? : ShekkyBoy
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  the polar episode was in HD : not work safe
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    I believe the one when they were in the south was in HD too. : pancake humper
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      God I would love to have that GT-R Japan episode in 1080p 5.1 : pancake humper
      • I agree, that was one of the best episodes. : jigstah
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        really? I thought that was one of their worst "races" : cltcprd
        • it was a fantastic episode. : pancake humper
    • that was the last HD season : CrimsonHandHiro
    • that episode was so awesome. : kaddar0
• BUDGET There was discussion about would you rather get 6 mediocre HD episodes, 10 awesome SD episodes... : CrimsonHandHiro
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  Because Top Gear is overrated, and I grew out of thinking Jeremy Clarkson had all the answers or was even... : Master Tonberry
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    *golf clap* : stump
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      *mexican rape* : Master Tonberry
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        hahahah wwtf : Utopia
        • lol, I dunno, made sense at the time : Master Tonberry
      • wtf post of the day. : Matto357
      • ahah. what? : stump
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        how does one enact the mexican style of rape? : yakz
        • You rape people. While wearing a Sombrero. : Utopia
      • 0_o : dmason
      • rofl now THAT is a combo breaker : Downforce
      • hahahaha nice : SenorSpine
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    I'm curious, how old are you now? : cltcprd
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      24, I've had 7-8 years to mature. : Master Tonberry
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        I think you need 7-8 more. : bRAINsick
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          SCREW ME FOR HAVING OPINIONS : Master Tonberry
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            The current format of Top Gear wasn't even around 7-8 years ago. At that time it was shitty. Also I don... : cltcprd
            • I probably should have formulated my words clearer. I dislike Jeremy Clarkson for what he is, whereas I u... : Master Tonberry
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            Point proven. Thanks. : bRAINsick
            • k welkum thnx : Master Tonberry
          • pretty much, yeah : nomaad
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            Well you didn't say you didn't like it, you said it was overrated, which is an insult to the people ratin... : yakz
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              By saying it was overrated I meant that people took it for more than it was.....which I stand by. A good ... : Master Tonberry
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                The show isn't a political statement saying we should all drive V12s. : yakz
                • what? I thought that was what they were saying! I mean isn't that why their car of year last year was a... : cltcprd
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                  I know it isn't......but this show IS a show about big, fast, wasteful 'Lets not give a shit about how mu... : Master Tonberry
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                    You best not own a car at all if you are going to be this self righteous. : nukewinter
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                      I decided a few years ago that I would never own a car out of principle. Bus and train have always ser... : Master Tonberry
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                        I hope you don't watch any films or other forms of entertainment. Think of all the gas and energy wasted ... : Prozium
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                          Think of all the gas and electricity wasted building your four-wheel fat-man carrier. : Master Tonberry
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                            you are internetting so hard core right now, aren't you. probably grinning with every post. : Downforce
                            • LOLZ INTARWEBS AMIRITE? : Master Tonberry
                          • Think of all the gas and electricity wasted to create a computer so you could sit on the internet and tel... : Qapf
                  • Have you watched any of the latest shows? The featured car last week was a compact car. : Matto357
                  • You might have missed the part where the show is entertainment. : yakz
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                    Actually, I now think you have no idea what the show is about. : action roommate
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                      And you do? : Master Tonberry
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                        The show's about people that love cars. Not always big fast gas guzzlers (see: their love of the S2000 an... : xsoulbrothax
                        • Exactly, they actually are always making good points about the cars that are amazingly fast but don't cos... : ovrlrd
                  • Oh no a show is overrated because people might actually wish they had a Lotus Exige to take out onto the ... : ovrlrd
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                No. This show perpetuates the FACT that there are a LOT of people out there that actually LIKE the big, ... : boarder2
                • EEEEEUUUUUGHHHH APOLOGIES : Master Tonberry
          • You mean mexican rape right? : locater16
  • Having all the answers? Damn you set the bar extremely high for your TV personalities. It's just cool c... : twifosp
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    I think Tonberry is going for most troll replies shack award this year. : dkrulz
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      Yet I'm still to be banned : Master Tonberry
      • They typically don't ban trolls here if you haven't noticed, enjoy your tenure! : dkrulz
    • I hate you, black gay poor rural fat ugly diseased short foreign blind/deaf/mute woman. : yakz
  • K GUISE PLEEZ BE STOP ARGUING WITH ME IF YOUZ DONT AGREE COZ UR JZ FUELLING MY FYRE : Master Tonberry
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  Hammond said in April that the next (current) series would be filmed in HD. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/... : rock elf
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    yes, this series was supposed to be HD, I guess it's slipped a bit I'm getting freesat next year \o/ b... : jcupitt
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  hd is not mainstream here yet. there are few channels that do show programs in hd but we're way behind : chazums
  • we're only way behind because PAL was so ahead of NTSC. NTSC - HD is such an enormous gap that it's way m... : marmite
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  • so wait, add more lens flare, problem solved ??????? : Downforce
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• I wonder if that Toyota truck is still working. That thing went through hell. : Vegtro
• fuck HD, SD is the best! : niceguynick

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• That's pretty cool. Good thing those killer whales didn't try to flip the boat. : Serpico74
• that was awesome. : bogombo
• they should have thrown him back in. Those are smart whales. If they knew he was up there and really wa... : conandan
• lol that was great. if the penguin had a middle finger, im sure he was flipping off the whales while h... : -=kodiak=-
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  Those researchers are lucky they didn't get turned into Goretex tacquitos, killer dolphins aren't stupid. : Lunatic Angelic
  • Goretex tacquitos OMG now thats funny. : erebus
  • Whale Biologist : smegmar
• This reminds me I need to go whale watching and shark cage diving before I die. : ShekkyBoy
• heh. sweet. smart penguin. : skryte
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  laff - while that's a lucky penguin - those are terrible researchers, and they have interfered with natur... : dedgecko
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    they seemed surprised when it jumped on board, their interference wasn't intentional. and throwing it bac... : pyide
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      you are wrong. If you notice, one of the whales was a juvenile. It was being taught how to hunt. : conandan
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        Well it had plenty of time. I hope his dumb ass got eaten instead. Since you know so much about this spec... : pyide
        • killer whales are not whales at all, they are dolphins, and there is evidence that they hunt other dolphi... : conandan
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        i still don't see how those researchers interfered. i didn't see anyone on video touching or interacting ... : cpt_gloval
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          ...a boat full of researchers that should have been inaccessible to a wild animal... instead you have ... : dedgecko
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            i am not convinced the researchers themselves were any factor at all because i don't think penguins are ... : cpt_gloval
            • but maybe they edited out the part where they hung a pollock into the water to lure the penguin aboard. : cpt_gloval
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              I don't think they were researchers at all. I think they were a bunch of tourists. Doing some antarctic t... : ysbreker
              • point stands, they looked to be acting responsibly. when i was in hawaii on a boat tour, a couple grey wh... : cpt_gloval
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            what are you? referee of the wild? : lja83
            • he should issue a yellow card : judge
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            "Humans don't belong on this planet" is what this argument boils down too. : podung
            • Pretty much, yes. : c0bra
            • No, just researchers. : FlatlineDixay
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              Indeed that is the argument that those same researchers who are "observing nature out in the wild"... I j... : dedgecko
              • ALL RESEARCHERS ARE THE SAME. BAD SCIENCE GRR. RAHRAH RAH. : windowpane
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        IF there happened to be an iceberg where the boat was... the penguin would have still won : podung
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          IF did not happen in the real world : conandan
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            Well I'm sure the juvenile whaledolphin will have learned that he shouldn't play with his food. Especial... : podung
            • orcas don't ever learn that. : cpt_gloval
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            How is this not the real world? : Ebu
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              Humans don't exist in the real world. : perstephanie
              • Dude. Whoa. : HojuSimpson
              • this is true I've watched all 21 seasons on MTV : sgtsanity
      • Well I guess today Timmy Whale learned that sometimes the prey is smarter than him and gets away. : omnova
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      yea but dont killer whales almost beach themselves to eat animals staying near the edge of the water? ... : -=kodiak=-
      • fuckers play with their food and apparently they toss back the juveniles (picky fuckers) http://www.youtu... : cpt_gloval
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      Of course, but they shouldn't have been there in the first place - therefore the penguin wouldn't have be... : dedgecko
      • There were a lot of cuts during the chase. 3 minutes could have been edited down from so much more, who k... : pyide
      • Terrible researchers, pissing in your cheerios. : esad
  • they broke the prime directive!!! : skryte
  • T H E S O U N D O F T H U N D E R'd : Masem
  • How did they interfere? It's not as if they reached out and saved the penguin. The penguin jumped into ... : bRAINsick
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    YES SIR MASTER RESEARCHER, SIR : ateam311
    • haahaha : Utopia
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      hahah : AlexXdude
      • lol, a-dude! : CrustaR
    • ololo! : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Just pretend the boat was an iceberg or some other piece of debris. The penguin acted naturally, voila e... : DinK
  • lol : onji
  • Interference would have been if they pushed the penguin back into the water. That could just as easily ha... : Serpico74
  • Yeah humans aren't a part of nature : RikiTiki2
  • Don't worry. I shall dine on a thousand penguins tonight to make up for it. : Medster
  • Aluminium skiff? lol, it's a zodiac. : node
  • This is the most retarded post you have ever made. : windowpane
• I've said it before, FUCK KILLER WHALES. : soggybagel
• CUTEANDCUDDLY'D : X-GOUKI
• Narwhals fuck yeah! : jayares
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  killer whales are awesome but total dicks : [fry]
  • They're like the humans of the ocean. : Psigun
• haha, that's one awesome penguin. : humbleone
• Flip flops. : lechuck59
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  That background music makes me want to tear my eyes out : HojuSimpson
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    wtf that is classic Prodigy, you will show some respect. : nomaad
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      when is the new one out again? : humbleone
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        next year. it will probably suck. : nomaad
        • I read they were trying to get back to basics. Hope that is the case. : humbleone
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      Sorry. I'll rephrase: That Prodigy music in the background makes me want to tear my eyes out : HojuSimpson
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        as long as your ears are intact, that is fine. : nomaad
        • why do you want me to huuuuuuuuurt : HojuSimpson
        • YOUR EARS YOU KEEP AND I SHALL TELL YOU WHY!!! : fleabug
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  Researchers? Did I see someone taking a picture on a cell phone? : Chew
  • researchers aren't allowed cell phones? : cpt_gloval
  • their grant money got cut all they could afford was an aluminum boat and a cell phone camera : judge
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  awesome Video. But the researchers are highly lucky that the whales didn't just tip their boat over. : Zhaneel
  • seriously, they talk about how smart these things are. there's a huge fucking meal sitting on that boat ... : valael
• ARTIFICIAL! : Slowtreme
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  this thread is a behavior study. nowhere in that link or video does it mention or imply that these peopl... : Luminair
  • not that it really matters who those people were : cpt_gloval
  • Noone will ever this this reply. These researchers will live on. : DooBall
  • sorry I assumed location plus topics meant more researchers than watchers. And by location I am assuming ... : oldschoolbob-o
  • I was just going to post that you'd have to be retarded to think those people were researchers. Researche... : SenorSpine
• If the whales had capsized the boat, would they have eaten the humans? : yakz
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  you win the most horrible subthread of the day award. : zakk
  • You did it wrong i think. : podung
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  the "researchers" should have killed and eaten the penguin. : skryte
  • and laughed derisively at the orcas. : skryte
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  yeah some whales can be complete jackasses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vupKfG902Q : ballystix
  • More like some humans can be complete idiots. She put herself in that situation. : ColoradoCNC
• I love the penguin walking along the side of the boat taunting the whales. Penguins are assholes, apparen... : ColoradoCNC
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  What I like the most about this is that the penguin is a wild animal, and has no reason to believe that t... : jimmy-buffett
  • yeah it would have done the same thing if it were ice or some magical floating rock : cpt_gloval
• hah pretty funny : carnivore
• Survivors win. 0 Killer Whales were harmed in the making of this movie. : Feisty Cadaver
• Overdressed bird rocks the boat after narrowly escaping fail whales. : festivalman