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  I don't care if people call it NXE cause well, that's what MS decided to call it. I'm sure that will go a... : Hello Kitty
  • NXE? Is this what the cool kids are calling it now? : dodob
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  Well that's what MS is calling it (NXE), so that's what people have been calling it. It's not "regurgitat... : MaxPete82
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    Exactly. NXE, New Xbox Experience = Calling it by the official name and what everyone knows it as "... : Prozium
    • hay guys, i'm sick of the ridiculous marketing speak from Blizzard. Everyone should just refer to it as... : reznory
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  It's really getting silly, these "hardcore PC gamers" are so rooted in the past they just hate and resist... : rasputinreborn
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    I recently bought an Xbox 360, I've been enjoying it, and I'm looking forward to the new update. So, n... : frib
    • Marketing is a part of this industry, always has, always will be. Some will blindly praise, and some will... : two50six
    • I'm in the same boat and I can't stop buying bargain bin games for the 360. Even if I went and upgraded m... : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • Hey birf, you're wrong. Oh yeah I decided not to call you by that bullshit name you have, because that wo... : uncleanmonkey
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  lol at people jumping down your throat, it is a lot of marketing bullshit hype. How about, "Here's NXE... : graceofdragons
  • you aren't making much sense here grace of dragons. NXE is the name of the interface overhaul. It... : rasputinreborn
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    meanwhile you'll rabidly follow the release of the next WoW expansion pack months before it's released. G... : derelict515
    • I haven't played WoW for a good year or so, but that's not your point so I shouldn't be so disingenuous. ... : frib
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    Where is the marketing bullshit hype? It's a mandatory upgrade for all people that already own it and con... : Hello Kitty
    • They Are Selling 360s : graceofdragons
  • You know what else is a marketing bullshit name? Xbox 360. Lets boycott that. Let's stick with Xbox 2, th... : yoonix
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  All I really care about is game installs, and not even for the minor load time reduction. My DVD drive i... : ]aratex[
  • I enjoy the slick new graphics on the interface, but agreed. First thing I'm planning on is installing Gr... : Hello Kitty
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    Faylor said you still need the DVD in the drive even if you do an hdd install. Does it still spin nonstop... : giantshift
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      It just spins up to do a disc check and that's it. The disc isn't spinning one you start playing. : Prozium
      • yea, makes sense. : giantshift
      • It doesn't even do that. The 360 reads what the disc is when you first insert it, then it spins down quic... : rudds
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  He didn't like Left 4 Dead. I say fuck his opinion! Fuck it! :) : eonix
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    Yeah he did, it was Maarten that was underwhelmed by L4D. : brickmatt
    • most gamers tend to be overwhelmed by just about anything ;) : two50six
• To me it's a game installer with Mii's (or Xii's?). I don't care about the interface and as I am not in t... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I think the new dash is an improvement and has some nice features. However, I also got sick of the hype a... : nudel
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  So does the New Xbox Experience bring REAL HD gaming to my console yet? Or is it still this fake up conv... : Jimbo Ro
  • Yep, they're enabling Blast Processing on the 360 pretty soon as well. GONNA BE SO TYTE : PlanetPerfecto
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    What the fuck are you going on about. : pancake humper
    • He's talking about games like Halo 3 and PGR3 that "really" ran, in the PC resolution sense, at dimension... : Felraiser
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    720p is real hd. owns a 720p projector -----> : festivalman
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      Yet not all the gamea run in 720p. Rendered at 540 or 640 or what ever and being scaled up to 720p is no... : Jimbo Ro
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        xbox360 came out in 2005, and it's still the same hardware, so your 2008 point is bullshit : OrkO
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          I think most games were running higher than 1280x720 in 2005..2004...2003...2002...2001...I seem to remem... : Jimbo Ro
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            on a PC, with graphics nowhere near what we have now. dumb comparison. : moshman
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              It's not a dumb comparison. The 360 and PS3 both launched into a market where HDTV's were starting to ... : Jimbo Ro
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                oh, so cutting edge games would run just fine on a pc at any resolution? right, just like crysis, far cry... : moshman
                • All run easily at 720p or higher on PCs that were 12-18 months old at launch..the only games on that list... : Jimbo Ro
              • It's this reason I keep my PC as my primary gaming platform, and only get games on the consoles that are ... : Jimbo Ro
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            Yeah, but in 2005, very few people had tv's that even ran at 720p, much less higher than that. : riptyde
            • I think I got my HD set in 2003 or so. OTA tuner and an antenna requited. But by 2005 HD prices had bee... : Jimbo Ro
    • It's not as high def as 1080p. Give me 1080p. : ieGod
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    my goodness, please. : moshman
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      Low standards...not just for drunks at the bar anymore... This should be both MS and Sony's slogan for t... : Jimbo Ro
      • how about the technical limitations? Sure, they market fullHD capabilities, but if you say they shouldn'... : moshman
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    It's been able to to 1080p for some time. Most games however do not render at 1080p. : chazums
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      That is my point. I don't care if it can output to 1920x1080 if the game is rendered at 1024x576 : Jimbo Ro
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        the hardware is not powerful enough to run games at 1080p, unless you want them to lower the texture reso... : OrkO
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          It's a decision the game designer has to make, and apparently they would rather add more and more feature... : Jimbo Ro
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            so the game designed should decide to make the game look worse and run at a higher resolution, so your pu... : moshman
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              So anyone with a HDTVs was worthwhile, the developers should have set standards...one of which is 30 FPS ... : Jimbo Ro
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                yeah sure, all developers say that. I won't even repeat it because it's so ridiculous : moshman
                • When the publisher is on their back...I'm sure SOME do. It's this very reason that games 2+ years into a... : Jimbo Ro
          • Don't get me wrong, I'd like to see 1080p myself, but I also realize it adds very little to gameplay comp... : antareus
  • The 360 HD gaming pack, set to release in 2009, includes a complementary phallic symbol that you can prou... : antareus
  • Gran Turismo and Wipeout are in 1080p right? : Pneum0
• I love the new dashboard GUI. 10000x better than the blades/ads crap. : ieGod
• We call it "NXE" because that's what it is, not because we're suckers for Microsoft's marketing departmen... : ateam311
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  Anyone know if it supports 1680x1050 now? : genom
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    Seems the answer is yes but it adds black bars to keep the aspect ratio. I haven't tried it myself yet th... : shotgun1
    • This is correct. : boredguy
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  You are a miserable person aren't you. You don't like it, don't read it or go somewhere else.. : jeffmace3917
  • Oh yeah it's the don't like it, don't read it argument. That's always a winner. IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT... : frib
• Alert One! Site Coolness Dilution Detected - Please proceed to the penis-shaped escape capsule immediate... : PlanetPerfecto

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• That AI director is a sneaky bastard too. Right after we got through one of the shitstorms, we had some h... : glio1337
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  Versus is awesome. I sent dmason flying off the hospital roof as the tank. Best moment in the game so f... : gnomish
  • I'm going to give Versus a go after I play some standard co-op more. But we had two instances where the s... : glio1337
  • And also, tanks... not fun on Expert, at all, yikes they are hard : glio1337
• 8 hours straight today. thats the longest single gaming session i've had since...the first call of duty. : re4ctor
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  Christ, Shackers are REALLY good compared to pubbies in vs. mode. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • Hell they are really good compared to pubbies in co-op. Most of the time it's like they don't have any id... : glio1337
• grats, glio! : Merconium
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  Did all of you survive? : deject
  • For the escape on helicopter? Yes and no. Whoever was Zoey got knocked down while on the helicopter, and ... : glio1337
• Sorry I couldn't be there for the finale. :( My ping went through the roof due to my roommate to the poi... : DHAvatar
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  What is more difficult, expert or advanced? : sixfoot6
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    Easy > Normal > Advanced > Expert : glio1337
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      Ok, think I need to step down to Advanced :) Four of us did Expert last night, and while it was freaking ... : sixfoot6
      • Always play Expert. The harder it is the more fun it is. : K1Bond007
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        Expert is crazy hard. And crazy awesome. : zakazi
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          Seriously. It's not nearly as fun when you're not in a constant state of semi-panicked paranoia. : Helter Skelter
          • Agreed, I played a round of Normal and a round of Expert. Expert was crazy intense, the team was constant... : zakazi
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          Expert is indeed awesome. But Advanced is still fun and challenging, just not quite as blood boiling inte... : glio1337
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            I think Advanced is the sweet spot right now. I played nothing but Expert in the demo, but the levels in... : lechuck59
            • I completely agree. Advanced seems kind of simple at first but it quickly dives into hysteria. Tanks are ... : glio1337
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              Yeah, it does vary by level. I just finished No Mercy and we did Expert through the whole thing, except ... : DinK
              • That last level is nuts on expert... : ImageOmega
            • This is my thought too. : Arctic Fox
            • I agree. I play both but I'll play advanced given a choice. Advanced is still challenging enough to be fu : Serpico74
        • That's all my bro and friends will play. After a ton of hours in expert all the other modes are weak. : bombay
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  ugh I tried to get through it in single player last night but the AI is fucking worthless. they're prett... : mikecyb
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    Michael, why are you playing a co-op game single player with bots? when you could play with Shackers? : hirez
    • it was late at night and I didn't want to wake up dahanese by shouting taunts at nyranger :( : mikecyb
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  favourite infected? mines the hunter. stalking the survivors, waiting for them to get distracted and t... : re4ctor
  • boomer. dropped down out of a vent into the middle of the survivors and got three or four with my boom. i... : stgulik
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    I love the boomer for coordinated attacks but the smoker is an absolute darling for sneaky assassinations... : A Sponge
    • I absolutely love picking off the last standing survivor just as he is about to revive a fallen teammate,... : yosemiteclimber
  • Smoker, I love grabbing a survivor when they least expect it and dragging them across the map to me. : Aragoat
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    mine was the hunter first, for the reasons you stated. then i realized i was completely immobile against... : mXENO
    • I love this about the boomer. And the fact that you're always a threat, even when your puke is recharging... : scottv7
    • definitely true about the boomer, everytime i've played him i've managed to do a lot of damage, and with ... : re4ctor
    • Exactly. The boomer is key to successful attacks by the other infected. : Arctic Fox
  • They're all fun. Had a good time jacking a straggler with the smoker right as his teammates jumped into ... : bcyde
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  there needs to be other models for the hunter, smoker, witch and tank... mix it up a little... make put d... : prime8
  • Yeah very minor thing but that would be good. There's a lot of variety in the normal zombies but facing ... : moneyshot
  • I have a feeling they chose to do one model for each boss is so it was easy to recognize them, kind of th... : glio1337
• Just played an hour with a buddy co-op. You know what Valve have made (or re-made, depending on how yo... : TickHeadDog
• I don't know which SP game will be the GOTY, but L4D is definitely the MP one. I know there are other fun... : Nitrium
• Can I get a Shackgroup invite? http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197969428825/ : skinlab133
• You know what would be cool? Iron-sights. That'd be f'in tight : proclone1
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  is there a demo for this? : Clay
  • Funny.... : zipper76
  • not anymore : jonin
  • Why you throw chip? : BingusLargus
  • somehow i think that demo they released was more of a disguised multiplayer beta-test than an actual dem... : gyokuro
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    we need to make this bannable : spigot
    • bannable... WITH GUNS ??????????? hahahahah : Downforce
    • Yes people should never ask questions. : CrazyPants
  • incoming Valve apologists! Take cover! : gyokuro
  • lol. Make it bannable because it's impossible to really defend valves stupid decision. : dilutedq
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  You punks need to hop into join/create more games on the Shack servers, it's frustrating when they're eit... : Lone Swordsman
  • Usually if you join an empty server you will have friends in a few minutes : glio1337
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  PSA: Don't run to rescue survivors when the rescue vehicle is there. A smoker pulled on of our teammates ... : Wisp!
  • I totally just died right near the end of Death Toll. It said "In memory of Lplasma", I cried. :( : lplasmatron
  • I just got done with a Shacker expedition through the airport campaign... We made it through the epic ... : glio1337
  • Yeah, it's tough. When the vehicle arrives, you have a window of time no more than 10 seconds to get in ... : lechuck59
  • Hahah this happened to me with Trips, CrimsonX and ClassicFork. I was walking up the ramp to the escape... : bcyde
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  Is it just me or is coop mode more popular than versus mode? Not that there is anything wrong with that, ... : jane911
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    Personally I just want to see all the campaigns before I start doing versus. : lplasmatron
    • ^^^^ This. The fact that I haven't been able to get past the last stage of No Mercy isn't helping. : skinlab133
    • Yeah. When playing versus I've found that I'm actually worth a shit if I know the map. : Rethius
  • I think most people want to get a feel for how everything is laid out and such before going head to head ... : glio1337
  • Like the others, I think it'll be co-op heavy for a while then versus will eventually take over. : DinK
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    Maybe Versus mode will grab me by the balls and rape me and I'll love it, but on a conceptual level I fuc... : mittense
    • They play like two completely different games. Versus mode is hysterical, letting out your inner internet... : Arctic Fox
• Can we also talk for a moment about how awesome the animations in this game are? When a zombie spots you ... : glio1337
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  FUCK I HATE BAD PLAYERS ON MY TEAM GODDAMNIT if you're sitting 5 feet from me while I'm being fucking mau... : DrFlammable
  • "But but there was a normal zombie running towards me!!" : glio1337
  • Quit playing with scrubs flammable, what do you expect? : dkrulz
  • lol, i've been trying my best not to flip the fuck out, but cmon the smoker is choking me right the fuck ... : fletch_
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    pro's only? : sixfoot6
    • it doesnt take a pro to figure out how to help your teammate. it's not a run and gun game : dantastic
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    Realistic zombie apocalypse simulation- you're going to have people around that get you killed. : Psigun
    • dont get jumped in the first place? : senor135
  • Do you give clues or are you the type to just yell "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY" : EvilDolemite
  • you shouldnt have let yourself get in that situation, black man : feek
  • Yeah that happened to me last night :/ : yosemiteclimber
  • its for the best, when they *do* notice they're just gonna spray a cone of hot lead that takes off 3/4 of... : GloriousCow
  • i thought you were constricting the smoker :( : mega man
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    MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO STOP ALERTING THE WITCH AND SHOOTING THE FUCKING CARS. MAYBE THEN THEY'D GIVE A SHIT ... : DrWaffles
    • HEY GUYS STOP IT! WE NEED TO STAY FOCUSED ON FIGHTING THE ZOMBIES! : midgetherder
    • I like shooting the car :( adds excitement. : jane911
    • hahaha : Juno
    • bro you don't even own the game so i don't want to hear it okay!!!! anyways any time I, the pro, deal wit... : DrFlammable
  • DUDE comeon - you really talk a lot of shit and will not shut up. Ther'es nothing 'pro' about you but yo... : kainen1
• The last level on NO MERCY is just UNFAIR on expert. =( : ImageOmega
• I HATE THE AI DIRECTOR. we lost 3 team members so I Was alone on the 4th map in the 2nd tier... I s... : chilln
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  So is there a way to disable the motion blur completely? Annoying as fuck. : sanchez
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    What's annoying about it? It's incredibly subtle and works really well. : mittense
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      sanchez has an awesome monitor and its probably not subtle at all to him : mXENO
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        Maybe he has a 30" huge monitor, but even with my 24" running the game at 1920x1200 the motion blur never... : mittense
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          I find depth of field, motion blur, and excessive HDR/Bloom to be a step backwards in PC graphics. IMO th... : sanchez
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            Try turning shader detail to medium or low. One of those video settings has to get rid of it. I know I ha... : pyide
            • Yeah but that kills lots of other eyecandy : sanchez
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            Even with massive PC videocard framebuffers, that stuff is still going to be necessary in many games. Pro... : Gonzo
            • Yeah but look at GTA4 on consoles and the screenshots they've released of GTA4 PC...huge difference. ... : sanchez
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            Source motion blur is extremely subtle, I'm surprised you notice it that badly. Crysis motion blur was a ... : glio1337
            • seconded : senor135
          • You'll find answers here: http://www.tweakguides.com/HL2_8.html near the bottom of the page. :) : mn3m0n1c
  • I had no idea L4D even had motion blur in it. I run everything maxed at 1920x1200 and didn't notice it. N... : pancake humper
• This game fucking owns me. I love being a hunter and stalking people :D : DOOManiac
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  Just played through almost all of Campaigns 2, 3, and 4 (we died and were too tired to retry the final le : mittense
  • Oh, and screenshots for all four campaigns: http://www.polycat.net/g/v/games/left4dead/ : mittense
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    Finally addition to this poorly-worded clusterfuck of impressions before I go to sleep: Campaigns 1 and 4... : mittense
    • I hear good things about the Airport one. It's the only one i haven't played yet. : Gonzo
  • I get the impression that after beating everything on Expert the "more" you move on to is the versus mode... : DinK
  • Man the Hunting Rifle is wicked awesome. My headshot percentage went up by like 20% with it, and that wa... : deject
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    autoshottie and dualies works great for me, im usually on top of the board for kills, damage and headshot... : re4ctor
    • only problem with the autoshotty is that I run out of ammo too quick, if I'm not really careful. : Gonzo
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    You are so wrong about the hunting rifle. I thought it was crap too, but then I realised that you can sho... : Arctic Fox
    • It's pretty strong in any of the outside areas. I find the M16 a better rifle inside. : Gonzo
    • Yea, the hunting rifle is all kinds of badass. It's basically a one-shot kill for regular infected. Any l... : persuxe
  • Thanks for the review, this is the exact type of stuff I saw problems with after playing the demo and was... : dkrulz
  • Have you tried Versus yet? I can imagine wanting to play that well into the the future. : lechuck59
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  Man, my RL friends and I were full of fail. Probably the funniest moment in my gaming history happened to... : Lionel2b
  • That sounds hilarious. This game is pretty good at creating moments like that. There are some very high... : DinK
  • We managed to beat No Mercy last night by having the 4 of us hide in the closet: occasionally we'd toss a... : Fyunch Click
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  Still an hour from installation finishing. Hopefully some of you douches will still be down to savage so... : midgetherder
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    I'll be on: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Lionel2b/ - I'll be doing stuff for about another hour. If you w... : Lionel2b
    • Sounds good, man. : midgetherder
• I played no mercy with shackers for way to long last night (expert) but winning was pretty satisfying. A... : extrahappyturtle
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  I love the game. Minor gripe on my system though: In smoke/fire I get a serious loss of FPS. I have an AM... : jane911
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    I noticed this at the end of Dead Air, didn't help matters at all. : SeaLlama
    • Ugh I would love to see that in high fps... then it leaves the level kinda choppy for me. : jane911
  • Same system as me but I only have a 4400+ x2 and yeah fps is fine until I pull out a moltov. : sigpro
  • Try lowering the resolution a notch to see if that helps. I'm going to look into what's going on with th... : garymct
  • I have the same video card, same resolution with everything maxed and my FPS stays pretty buttery smooth ... : glio1337
  • Every Source engine game gives me terrible FPS with huge particles of smoke and whatnot. It's been then f... : A Sponge
• holy shit this game is awesome. co-op is awesome and versus is pretty good too. i just need to get used t... : Mmmmmoo
• Can I get an invite please? http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197967453206 Been trying to play ... : YerMothah
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  11.5 hours played since release, I need sleep. : sanchez
  • lol 18 http://steamcommunity.com/id/fletch__ : fletch_
• played through most No Mercy with some friends last night (we stopped when we reached the rooftop) and it... : Fredrik S
• I'm so damn tired from that game, jumped on with some shackers for about 4 hours, completed the first cam... : vov1n

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  one of the review complaints about midnight club racing was that the textures sometimes wouldn't load fas... : festivalman
  • well, from what I understand, this is a souped up GTA 4 engine, so texture pop-in was expected. : reznory
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  Fable 2 doesn't look any better (and I'm still not sure why any game would, unless they were made with a ... : mafu5150
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    Games may look a bit better by being able to load detailed textures sooner. I heard that Fable 2 does ... : nudel
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      I get that textures loading sooner would give the appearance of a graphics improvement, but I've seen peo... : mafu5150
      • They could be imagining things but it's possible. Lower resolution textures will average out the contrast... : nudel
  • Unreal Engine games stream their textures like progressive jpegs, so if the drive is busy everything look... : qsylvr
  • I want to install Fable 2 because it makes my drive sound like it's going to die. : Begawkiness
  • mainly theres less stuttering involved because its not constantly streaming content from the DVD. no mor... : dantastic
• Fallout isn't behaving/looking any differently. : Rauol Duke
• Gears of War 1 MP loaded up quite a bit faster than before I installed the game : MikkleThePickle
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  Xbox 360 NXE Hard Drive Install Chart http://www.bingegamer.net/2008/so-how-much-time-are-you-saving-xbox... : niceguynick
  • Fuck yeah, I knew it would speed up Burnout Revenge by a lot! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    I wonder how Far Cry 2 is affected. : nomaad
    • It is the first game I am going to mess with installing. : Evil Benius
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    fuck, now I want the 120GB drive : Halen
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      http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18490268#itemanchor_18490268 : Degenerate
      • bah! I dont' want to spend more money..... So tempting... : FormerHPB
  • LOL - Halo 3 | 6.3GB | Load times are worse (10 seconds longer) when installed and at almost every level : Shadowdane
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  My Box RRODed when I was choosing the eyebrows of my avatar :( :( :( : MatzL.E.
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    Well, now you have a new Xbox experience. : Lone Swordsman
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      Pretty sure that's the old xbox experience... : GodZilly
      • Meet the new experience, same as the old experience... : genom
  • Note to self, use default eyebrows : alnya
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    HELP! Problem: I need a 360 console on 12/5 for the christmas party of our company. MS support says it w... : MatzL.E.
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      check the xbox site i remember people posting links from it showing how to transfer shit properly : dantastic
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        Yes. As I said, that site is currently down: http://www.xbox.com/de-DE/support/systemuse/xbox360/licen... : MatzL.E.
        • sorry i skimmed : dantastic
  • You're doing something wrong. : Pneum0
  • Solution: I bought a Elite and got the transfer kit from the nice Gamestop guy. The new Hotness: http... : MatzL.E.
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  I was waiting for NXE to replay Mass Effect, but now there are too many games out to play :( : nyranger66
  • hah.. i was doing the exact same thing. the texture loading and drive noise really turned me off for that... : waxthirteen
• I don't care about speed. DO THEY CRASH LESS? : elwood00
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  has it started rolling out for you guys yet? : nomaad
  • It activated for a bunch of us on Monday night. : riptyde
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  I plan to install Gears 2 to reduce load times and hopefully reduce the texture pop-in, because we play a... : Begawkiness
  • Probably will install RB2 as well. : Begawkiness
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    fable 2 still takes a pretty long time to load levels still : dantastic
    • still? : stump
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  How much space do these installs take? Is it worth doing it on the 20gb drives? : silent77
  • Upper end* looks to be 6.8GB, lower end about 3.4GB. If you don't have anything else on your drive, you ... : mafu5150
• haha man I would install Lost Odyssey to finish it, but it's bigger than my hard drive :( : Yanks

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  are you retarded? this is not a personal attack, it is a serious question - how do you not realize yo... : lakren
  • cocaine is a helluva drug : askedrelic
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    i mean if i'm taking pics in order to share with people, i think the first thing i would do is make sure ... : lakren
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      they're not for sharing : filthysock
      • Self-improvement is masturbation. : disposition
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      oh okay i guess i read this as you wanted to share them with us. i apologize for calling you retarded. : lakren
      • are you retarded? this is not a personal attack, it is a serious question - it's pretty obvious filthy... : GodZilly
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    if you're hairy enough you're always wearing pants : GloriousCow
    • And a sweater. : IHATEDUST
  • coming from the man who will consider the thought of fucking his own daughter. this is not a personal at... : minigomp
• so why aren't you sharing : askedrelic
• share with the class filthysock : wtf242
• i was expecting you to say that you forgot you had one. : j0nchan
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  wait... I might be missing something, but progress pics of what?? : MrBig0
  • fat loss : filthysock
• no : jessipoo
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  I note you said A penis, not YOUR penis. Who's penis was it? : KxRook
  • Note the poster; could be anyone's. : SiW.
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    But … every once in a while … it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership i... : progressor
    • I don't own... : Bold
    • Lot of fight club quotes in this thread. : Rotten Deadite
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  Nothing wrong with a little surprise dick. : rosewood
  • O_o : bolneze
  • I can't help but to agree with you : alarm cock
  • So what are you doing on the 10th next moth? : djkenohki
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    *puts party hat on.. waits patiently* : arcane_
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      *rips the party hat from arcane_'s head and throws him to the ground. As arcane_ begins to get back up, h : disposition
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        wrong gender, try again : c0bra
        • Surprise but secs is a surprise, no matter what gender. : Githyanki
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  Well that's good news on the progress right? You can finally see it again? : Hello Kitty
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    If he only sees it from the side, no. The top view must still be blocked. : Caboose
    • this used to be how it was :( : filthysock
• i guess you camera has a really good zoom lens : CoRDS
• hot : jcupitt
• was there pasta sauce on it? : MagicWishMonkey
• 'sup Chris Cooley? : FormerHPB

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  What? : eonix
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    It sure does. : Hello Kitty
    • The whole thing. : GodZilly
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      It sure does the whole game! :( : losimagic
      • When I was my frag out : smegmar
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    Just some dude yelling really random dorky things in a serious manner into his mic. :( Really ruins the ... : burning eye
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      Play with shackers, problem solved! : yosemiteclimber
      • Yeah I've pretty much resolved to only play this game with shackers. Although I do say "I'll take poin : Arctic Fox
• You should've played with me, fag. : brickmatt
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  Accidentally? : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • the whole game : noodleboy723
• look what : Thisispol
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  BURNING o{EYEEEEEEE}o : windowpane
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    fail : entropy
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      I was trying to do oorange}or : windowpane
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        FUCK YOU ORANGE, YOU ASSHOLE. : windowpane
        • FAIL : OrkO
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          orange is "" not "o{" : razlebol
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            lol n [ not o{ : razlebol
            • n for naranja : Mad Brahmin Disease
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            DOUBLE FAIL : disposition
            • This sub-thread is full of all kinds of fail. : spazzium
• This thread is fail. : IHATEDUST
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  BURNINGn{EYEEEEEEEE!!!!!}n : windowpane
  • double FAIL : moshman
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  BURNINGEYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! : windowpane
  • fucking finally! *applause* : alnya
  • Golf Clap : jasoncrowley
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    can we get a nuke in aisle 6 now? : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • Make sure nuke hits the one where he got the tags right! : mem
    • i see a First Post on the horizon... : deviantpaul
  • there is no space between the words : cap n KRUNCH
• With guns? : Nitrium
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  It's hilarious when someone says 'Ok, form up on me and follow close' that person leaves the safe room (5... : pancake humper
  • also don't play with fletch_, he's the conductor of the rape train. God this game is so awesome. : pancake humper
• Abort! Abort!! : ezanga