Morning Discussion: Obama Won, BTW

by Chris Faylor, Nov 05, 2008 7:11am PST

My friends, welcome to the dawn of a new America--an America where Will.i.am can appear on CNN as a hologram. Seriously, holograms. The future is now.

While we were all waiting for the votes to come in, I passed the time by playing that new Spider-Man game, Web of Shadows. I have to say, I'm rather impressed. Shaba Games really nailed the controls, making it super easy to be swinging through the city and then start running up the side of a building and then attack a dude in mid-air.

That said, I think it could have used a few more months of polish. Playing on the Xbox 360, one of my mission objectives glitched out of existence. The music tends to skip while the open-world is loading from the disc, and I even encountered a hard lock-up. Some of the mission objectives can be rather generic, like kill X amount of this bad guy.

But that's okay, because I'm having a blast swinging through the open city, running up buildings, looking for those spider-shaped level-up orbs. It's like Crackdown, on crack. And if I happen to kill X amount of bad guys during that time, well, so be it.

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Missing Canadian Xbox gamer 'found dead'.

That can't be good...

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5126618

Nov 05, 2008 4:23pm PST

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Missing Canadian Xbox gamer 'found dead'. That can't be good... http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world... : Smellsy
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so my karma is Very Evil in Fallout3 and quick travel is becoming useless, twice now i've fast travelled straight into a group of bounty hunters, which ends up with me wasting ammo and health dealing with them.
It would be nice if they weren't there right as i warped in :(

Nov 05, 2008 1:21pm PST

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Shackers of all stripes: Describe perfection in your gender of choice, please. Short, tall, skinny, curvy, hair and eyes, race, ethnicity, any peculiar fetishes like glasses or big Jew noses, et cetera. If you really don't care about looks, describe their personality. Or both if you're feeling wordy.

Nov 05, 2008 3:27pm PST

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  - works for me : I7 SilverFox
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      we'll take her : xsoulbrothax
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- Short, not anorexic but not huge, big eyes, intelligent, not bitchy, shares my humour, enjoys geeky thing... : marmite
- the ass of a Latina, the tits of a European, the face of an Asian, and the vigor of an African. : spectr3
- short, hairy, smelly, dumb and or retarded, missing toes (or extra toes), confused sexual identity. : mindshot
- short'ish (not taller than me), medium build (no fatties, nothing nasty skinny), good face, and the abili : orgcaptainnemo
- Medium height, curvy, slightly thin, brown hair/eyes, white woman. Not chunky, not anywhere near runway ... : exigence7
- Can't take themselves too seriously. I have an "ideal" look but nobody really meets it and I've dated pl... : action wombmate
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  my height or less. black hair or red hair. skinny, i can't stand females who i can't pick up. green, blue... : reverend~heresy
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  - I loled, wtf. : orgcaptainnemo
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- under 5'10, very feminine, short hair, brunette, not huge boobz, pretty slim, open minded, sense of humou... : niceguynick
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- I like slim arms. yes and POINTY ELBOWS... and my wife fits that bill. : loke662
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- Big, I mean HUGE head, broad shoulders, tiny tits and ribs sticking out, pointy knees. Big thick calves a... : strider_
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    - If it's back hair, then it must be braidable. : helvetica
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- I want one of those chicks that wear a burqa that has even the eyes covered. : DingoStoleMyBaby
- Need mace to post in this thread. : action wombmate
- #1: Really fucking smart #2: Not ugly #3: Female Not too picky other than that. : tedv
- smart and not fat. : Theos
- swallows. : xxiv
- Lucy Liu. : AxeMan808
- Happy: the measure of this is the primary metric, without it the rest doesn't matter for a LTR. : yourGarbageMan

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Ok, I normally don't do webcomics; and I never do WoW comics ...
but I went here off an add on the frontpage and I seriously lol'd

http://www.crispygamer.com/comics/ding/page0008.aspx

Nov 05, 2008 4:07pm PST

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  - Hah!!! They're in our minds! : zebosausamite
- This happens to me all the time in COD4 : Iwannaacura
- LOL. I know that one... : crummynz
- i've seen my arena teammates do that. he'd be stuck in the starting area when the match starts and all i ... : whereiwannab
- I've done that getting jumped in PvP, I'd be typing in guild chat when someone would swoop down out of th... : acidnynex
- I've done that several times in MMOs. : DOOManiac
- That's always embarrassing and never obvious when it happens :( : .sticks.

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so, valerian root. How strong is, and does it put you to sleep or what? I'm pretty jumpy and feel like it might help, but I don't want to fall asleep later on. My first guess is that it's a very light effect, since it's over the counter and stuff, but I guess you never know and it's always good to consult with the good citizens of shackistan.

Nov 05, 2008 1:19pm PST

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watch me noob it up in fallout 3

http://www.xfire.com/live_video/rigormorts/

Nov 05, 2008 3:38pm PST

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watch me noob it up in fallout 3 http://www.xfire.com/live_video/rigormorts/ : Rigor Morts
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- seriously this is such cool tech : japoneez
- yay, this is so fun. I love seeing how other people play this game!! : hirez
- wtf video ended i wanted to watch this instead of work : ejectorpod
- lol you're just walking around with a baseball bat looking to beat people : japoneez
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  - press V noob! : japoneez
  - I believe it's spacebar, but I have the 360 version. : MaxPete82
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- LOL. VATS VATS VATS! : hirez
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- Random Remo sighted. : skankcore
- that grandma is hawt : shika.art
- she only has 10 caps! don't waste that stuff : re4ctor
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- everyone always quits before i get a chance to watch :( : dantastic
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  - multiple here http://www.xfire.com/games/fo3/Fallout_3/ : Luminair
- This was an accurate post as there was definitely lots of noobing it up in that video. : boredguy
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What are the negatives to shipping internationally on ebay, im selling a video card on there now, I live in Canada, and someone from Australia asked if i would ship there, so was curious as alot of people dont seem to ship internationally.

Nov 05, 2008 7:06pm PST

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This xfire thing is neat, i'm playing far cry 2 :D

http://www.xfire.com/live_video/wilsonry/

Nov 05, 2008 5:30pm PST

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- me2! http://www.xfire.com/live_video/lawgiv3r/ lol not trying to steal your thunder :) : Lawgiver
- Neat. Too bad you have to use XFire :( : DOOManiac
- aw no audio. : Hello Kitty
- lol, EVASIVE MANEUVERS! : whistler

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U.N.K.L.E fans...

Ok this is a long shot but all my sources are letting me down. iTunes doesn't have it, and all torrents I find are dead. Specifically I'm looking for the Big Brother Is Watching double disc dj mix.

Would anyone here happen to have it?

Nov 05, 2008 5:55pm PST

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- did you try soulseek? : bilbo202

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re : http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18371892

Holy fucking shit, when you type in a mathematical expression and press space bar, it automatically calculate it... i.e : i entered this 37 000$ x 2% x 12 x (19 000 / 20 004) and pressed space bar and it gave the correct result.. this taxation assignment is going to go fast lol

Nov 05, 2008 5:44pm PST

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Just finished Fallout 3.

Level 20, lots of explorations and side-quests.

Spoilers ahead in my initial records, typed out over the music of the credits. You can probably read most of it and not have much spoiled. NO spoilers in the verdict but it's inflammatory so don't read it if you really like Fallout 3 and can't handle differing opinions. In reply.

Nov 05, 2008 3:35pm PST

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I just got Rick-rolled by the freaking marching band practicing *that song* outside for the halftime show. Can't we stop this horror? I hope they aren't trying to get Rick Astley to make a cameo. GAH.

Nov 05, 2008 3:25pm PST

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LucasArts adventure game nostalgia thread, games-were-better-in-my-day edition.

Today's required reading is Chris Remo's review thread from 2006. http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=12791666

I have to credit Monkey Island 2 as my first gaming love, and the game that made me a gamer for life. Friends used to invite themselves round to my house, just so they could play it. Going to cub scouts each week was incredibly exciting, as it meant I could talk about the game to one of the leaders and he could give me a hint about whatever puzzle I was stuck on. It took 9-year-old me many, many months to get through that game. As a result, its beautiful artwork is indelibly etched in my memory. So too are all the puzzles, as I found out when I played it again after a 10 year gap.

And finally, a word on the box art. They don't make them like this any more:
http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/monkey-island-2-lechucks-revenge/cover-art/gameCoverId,87936/
http://www.mobygames.com/game/dos/monkey-island-2-lechucks-revenge/cover-art/gameCoverId,87937/

In recent years I've played Grim Fandango and Full Throttle, two games I missed first time around. Full Throttle has aged very well, and still works nicely thanks to ScummVM. You can play through it in an afternoon, and I recommend that you do. Grim Fandango's 3D engine hasn't survived the ravages of time so well. IMO it controls awkwardly and is not at all pretty. Also, I was unable to finish the game due to a bug causing me to get stuck in the kitchen on my return to Rubacava (after I'd got past the CPU speed bug, no less). Thankfully, the writing is still great. Long live Tim Schafer.

Which LucasArts adventure game did you love the most? Or were you one of those dirty stinkin' Sierra Entertainment types?

Nov 05, 2008 7:13am PST

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real? http://media.fukung.net/images/6652/Diavik%20%201%20004.jpg

Nov 05, 2008 4:58pm PST

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- Yeah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diavik_Diamond_Mine : Nixx2004
- Holy fucking shit. : Rice-Rocketeer

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This is why we use seperate toothpaste tubes >:|

Mine: http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_0jysmkhkt117km2l7cr0.jpg

Hers: http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_0bso1p21ju1yp8k1oiqr.jpg

Nov 05, 2008 5:58pm PST

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This is why we use seperate toothpaste tubes >:| Mine: http://www.shackpics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_0jys... : Katarn3279
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Who would you pick, if you had your choice of anyone famous or not, to narrate your life?

As tempting as it would be to go with a reliable standby like Morgan Freeman, I think I'm gonna have to go with Nathan Explosion. Everything would be totally metal at that point.

Nov 05, 2008 12:53pm PST

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- Abigail Sponge. Or alternately, Sir David Attenborough. : Bean
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  - Wooster wouldn't be bad either, come to think of it. : Damodred
  - Indeed, sir. : NexusOne
- Ron Howard. : Sacred Sperm
- Robot Nixon : mroizo40
- Hacksaw Jim Duggan HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO : Slowtreme
- I'll be that guy.. Ron Perlman : Mondo
- David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman : randomnull
- Morgan Freeman. : dravalen
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- Uhh, offhand, Keira Knightley. Though Nathan Explosion would also be tight. : WildDanimal
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- Tommy Lee Jones - in the voice he used in "the Fugitive" : MorrisatCNN
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Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast

http://www.newsweek.com/id/167581

hahaah, that's pretty funny.

Nov 05, 2008 4:38pm PST

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Quake Live anyone?

Don't see enough games going around. Haven't played in a while so I'm a bit rusty! 1v1 of course

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  I signed up for an invite the first day they put them up, and still no love :( : MovingTarget
  - Really odd. A ton of people got invited. I believe the invites were being sent to spam in gmail :( : Lionel2b
  - Someone submit my email for a invite like 4 months ago and I got nothing yet X_X : jane911
- If no Q3, how about Starcraft . Anyone? : Lionel2b
- I'd be all over Quake Live if it was based on Quake 2. Q3 is No on 8. : pupismyname

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