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  Totally, I'm selling the game. You know what, I don't even want my 360 anymore. : DrWaffles
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    Tired of RROD, going to PC or not gaming anymore, Waffles? : Nitrium
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      This is such a disappointment that I've decided to sell all my personal belongings and go backpacking acr... : DrWaffles
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        Don't forget to bring a towel! And buckle up: click it or ticket! : yoonix
        • Be sure to buckle up in the back seat... : theargent
        • i seen a bumper sticker on this car. said please stick it in, it's the law. then showed a picture of a se... : Ziz
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  only occasionally do you fly from the car in SRII : filthysock
  • yea, but at least you get rated when you do! best i've been able to get is 2 silver stars I think... ... : dedgecko
• Seat-belts are coming soon as DLC. : esad
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  I disagree - suitbelts wouldn't suit Niko. His girlfriends should wear suitbelts though, definitely. : A Sponge
  • suitbelts would own : dodob
• I believe seatbelts exist, much like helmets for the motorcycles. It just depends on whether you gun it ... : Arcanum
• Yeah but flying out the windshield and going all ragdoll on shit is fun, tho. : riptyde
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  haha, send a safety message in a game where you drive over people : bolus
  • "I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir!" : drazz
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  SEATBELTS ARE ALREADY IN THE DAMN GAME Seriously, quit gunning the engine as soon as you get in the ca : dopefish
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    wait... really? : TheFatMom
    • iirc this was true, yes : xsoulbrothax
  • Shit I can read. I'll have to try this. I'll play it tonight because I'm tired and don't wanna sit at a... : Malku
  • yep, same way helmets work on the bikes : opengl128
  • wow, never noticed that, got my copy around here somewhere : I7 SilverFox
  • I was wondering why sometimes it seemed like I couldn't get him to fly out no matter how hard I crashed, ... : Nali4Freedom
  • Haha, I get into cars in GTA4 and wait a bit before moving like I would normally do, and I noticed he buc... : Sailor of Fortune
  • It doesn't surprise me that so few people know this :P : OverloadUT
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    if you gun it but then later stop at a red light or something will he put it on? : ninjase
    • I believe not : OverloadUT
    • If they act anything like the helmets that he can pull out of his ass for motorcycles, no. : Longinus00
    • lol@ stopping at red lights. :) : kek
  • lol : wtf242
  • +inf : askedrelic
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    i can't believe they spent programming time on that : filthysock
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      They spent programming time on everything. If you spin your tires long enough they pop. If you hit a ne... : EvilDolemite
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        Cool, EvilD. I can't wait to check this out on the PC. : CrustaR
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          I just completed it tonight. Excellent overall and I'd recommend it to anyone who likes the series. : EvilDolemite
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            how much longer is the main story line after the museum mission? : ozfactor
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              You are maybe half way. You got a bunch to do yet. : silent prophet
              • wow....i thought i was at least getting close.....i'm not sure i'll ever finish the game at this rate....... : ozfactor
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        That last one's Euphoria's doing so, technically they didn't spend programming time on it ;D : Nali4Freedom
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          LOL, they spent plenty of programming time on it, trust me. There's no such thing as middleware that "ju : dopefish
          • ^^^ speaks the truth. : Damodred
    • That's the only reason i remembered it. There are like over 9000 little things they spent time programmi... : dopefish
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      have you played the game? the number of nuances all over the place is immense. if you run past someone : mikecyb
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        also I realize that is a bizarre example of a 'real city' but I am from New York : mikecyb
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          I was thinking about the city during the end credits, when they flyover every area and you see steam comi... : EvilDolemite
          • totally agreed. I have my qualms with the game but the city is an amazing achievement. : mikecyb
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        oh i played the game, the living city thing was outstanding but driving for a full 5 minutes, or fucking ... : filthysock
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          you dont have to do any of that. just hail a cab, then hit the skip button, hell you dont even have to h... : papaskot
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            i talked about that in my post. Fucking around with the cab annoyed the shit out of me, SRII's "restart f... : filthysock
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              well thats cool an all, but it really is minimal work : papaskot
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                work != game : filthysock
                • its your fault spore died filthysock! : braaains
              • It's an annoyance and/or flaw whether you like the game or think it's a big deal or not though. Just lik... : DinK
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              Yeah, I like that setup better too. Makes you want to keep going. Having to do a mission from the begin... : monchipeters
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                fuck shit ass cock cunt. @$$ lol : marmite
                • shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksocker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat. I fucked your mooooommmmmmm... : focusdaily
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    Oh, thank you, sir! You've saved Niko's life. : yoonix
    • Actually I just tried this and they seem not to have any effect. Rockstar is doing a disservice to seatbe... : yoonix
  • I haven't really played the game, but I just *knew* that this was going to be an automatic seatbelt featu... : FlatlineDixay
  • THIS IS A GODDAMN LIE : randomposter
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  They are in there, they are just another victim of pop-in. : GonzoRookie
  • OMG U SO CL<EVER : Jackass1233
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  Yah. They should have integrated seat belts the same way they did with helmets. Get into a car and wait... : Malku
  • ...... : randomposter
• I keel u if this isn't sarcasm : japoneez

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  that's some serious shit, I hope he's OK : drucifer
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    It's very serious, specially since he's like a year older than I am, it puts stuff into perspective a lit... : abrasion
    • How'd his liver punch out on him? : steelsamurai
• great news about the successful transplant! thanks for the update :D : xxiv
• Damn, that's hardcore. From a guy facing up to hospital time soon, get well soon Radula! : five_percent
• good news! : shavenewok
• sacrifice some dingo's for radula! : moe6
• GL Radula, and thanks for the update : Slowtreme
• Great, and what a gift from his old man, but I guess that's being a good parent. : SpaecKow
• Great to hear!! Thanks for the update. : Wolfanoz
• Oh shit, new liver FTW. Congrats on teh epic drop. : oldschoolbob-o
• Get well soon little buddy! : voodooraze
• Good to hear!! GL Radula! : OverBurN
• Get well soon! : ZeroSignal
• best wishes Radula : metalremains
• Get well soon! : prime8
• good luck, i hope everything turns out alright. : mindmann
• Best wishes and get well soon, Mr. Rad Ula : Lightbulb
• good news! get well soon : xsii
• Positive thoughts to radula. Hope he recovers quickly. : bcyde
• Sniff his ear for me please abrasion : dognose
• Glad it all went well Radula! get better quick : moshman
• sup Radula! Get well soon! : aaarrrgh
• Best wishes radula and if all else fails you can always have liver with some fava beans and a nice chiant... : Fred Garvin
• best wishes radula! : Head Rush
• Get better ASAP OR ELSE. : crummynz
• Nice, fantastic news. Best wished to Radula! : Nitrium
• I'm sending positive waves! : silent prophet
• Glad to hear everything worked out! : FormerHPB
• Grats on the lewt! : Jiven
• Be safe Radula, be safe..... : blakhawkjohn
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  Props to his Dad and good luck to Radula. I'm no doctor, but I'd probably tell you to stay the hell away... : Phil
  • ^^^ PINAD. : Ride-My-Rocket
• Best wishes Rad : bombay
• Holy shit dude that's sadness. Heal and stuff! : TastyWheat

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• As soon as I clicked that link, Spyware Doctor informed me that rootkit.renos had successfully been block... : godhatingatheist
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  "Bleszinski still remembers what game he was playing when he learned of his father’s death: the Nintend... : Wisp!
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    Trauma has that effect. I can remember a series of books I was reading when an ex and I broke up in a ver... : Visceral Monkey
    • same here, I have a lot of that stuff in regards to my moms death. : klearlyunseen
  • that sucks cause blaster master's awesome. : anthonybean
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    Isn't it Master Blaster? : deveus1
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      Hmm, I guess not. I always remembered it the other way though. : deveus1
      • Mad Max: Thunderdome's fault : cygnus
  • Damn. I fucking loved that game. One of the best games ever. What a shitty way to remember it : bozer
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  Because ripping on CliffyB was cool last month. : Drewus
  • It's always cool. : kagath
  • Only whenever he rubs PC gamers the wrong way. : DrWaffles
• Because nobody fucking cares. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  because he's kind of a huge douche. : Dschinghis Khan
  • Sadly, he was PC gaming icon I admired. But I think he has completely lost me as a hardcore PC fan. Ma... : Lightzout
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  Interesting article. I may not like the way the dude presents himself, but it seems like he works his ass... : lightly inclined
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    I hate the image they portray in that article, it makes it seem as if game developers get mad cash and ha... : dravalen
    • Haha, yes, that made me chuckle a bit. : lightly inclined
    • Notice it's PS3CODER, not PS3Dev. : batkiwi
• good read. "No, I play a game that’s not as fun as it should be, that’s broken, until it’s no long... : gokart.
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  "Gears felt dirty and inhabited, and everything from the mechanics of its gameplay to its elliptical back... : AxeMan808
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    yeah, what the hell? I just blew everything up until i killed the underwhelming end boss. I can barely re... : filthysock
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      But the locusts... Sera... the cogs... ITS DEEP MAN. Did you see that recent trailer? "Its everything we'... : Toth21
      • hey it was a very fun game, but it didn't have a plot : filthysock
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        Wow, I must of been one of the very few that thought the story existed. >_<' I must of really gotten int... : monchipeters
        • Why the fuck do you need a justification for using an assault rifle with a chain saw attached? : Toth21
• Damn, he has a convertible Lamborghini Gallardo? Holy shit. : baconisgod
• Good Article, thanks. : sharkII
• a 150 pound guy can't pull off the GOW suit very well. : skunk_ape
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  meh cliffy is so meh. i guess i would be better off not posting anymore about how i dislike him. he is ju... : XchumpoX
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    what the fuck is wrong with guys like you? What has he ever done to make you dislike him SO much? He make... : moshman
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      Why are you all over his nuts, brah? : darkT
      • not just him, enough people shitting on him and they don't have a fucking idea why they are even doing it... : moshman
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      a-fucking-greed. I simply don't see why people feel this need to piss on him all the time. : -efx-
      • Well he wears reflective aviators, lots of gel in his hair and talks about making game designers famous. : SpaecKow
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        Think it's similar to how people react to the shackers who are into fashion/expensive clothes? : Chunks
        • I bet that GOW armor cost him like 200 bucks. That uppity sellout needs a good whoopin'! : .sticks.
    • Jealousy is all I can think of. I have no clue why anyone hates Cliffy B. From what I can gather.. ... : bozer
  • I met the dude about 9 years ago right after the first Unreal launch. Guy was pretty badass and nice as... : mwasher
• that's an awesome picture : drucifer
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  I know he's wearing the GoW armor, but I've always thought it'd be funny if they made a character editor ... : ThomW
  • Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 had the camera import feature. It was pretty good too. Very weird : bozer
• because i really don't care who he is other than he helps make gears of war? : xxiv
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  that's pretty cool. cliffyb does come across as a bit wankery, but i think deep down he does genuinely ca... : even4
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    also: "Epic had begun as a company churning out somewhat rechauffé fare—pinball simulators, clone-i... : even4
    • and Unreal was a pretty big fucking deal before that. : DonkeyPopsicle
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  Can someone actually tell me why people dislike this guy so much? Because he says truthfully why they won... : ramshot
  • People don't like Cliff because he's pretty vocal about the flaws in the PC platform for his business. : metalremains
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  larger shot here http://mrtoledano.com/frame_editorial.php : voodooraze
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    I think he looks badass in that. : h o s t i l e
    • he's like a quarter the size of a cog soldier lol. : xxiv
  • is that Tom Wilkinson with a mohawk? : DonkeyPopsicle
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    careful, there is a NWS shot in there... : FormerHPB
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      Going back to verify! OH GOD... IT'S NOT GOOD... WHY HPB? WHY? : voodooraze
      • lol! : FormerHPB
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  holy crap those cartoons they sprinkle throughout the article are TERRIBLE! : FormerHPB
  • New Yorker cartoons are universally horrible. And they just came out with a book full of them too, if yo... : DonkeyPopsicle
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  Thanks for the link! It's a shame, I assume from reading the comments that no one else is actually readin... : transmetal
  • Oh trust me, we read it. : dravalen
  • it's a writer for THE NEW YORKER trying to describe video games to your average reader of THE NEW YORKER.... : DonkeyPopsicle
  • Yeah he is going to have to come over and cook my family waffles for breakfast before I ever bother to li... : Lightzout
• is he like 5 feet tall? he looks really odd in that photo with that gow armor on ..it has the exact oppos... : cptstern

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  and Ape-raham Lincoln? : drucifer
  • I hope that's in here. MERGING OF UNIVERSII. : mittense
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    Abe-rape-ham Lin-colon : askedrelic
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      you just set back civil rights 150 years >:( : drucifer
      • No, I believe this guy did. http://www.shoelace.org/pics/2007/05-03-07/Lincoln%20Rape.jpg : Hello Kitty
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  I think i'm about to go there too.. I need to get the lunar dish for GNR. That fight against the huge s : Reeves
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    I'm with you on the power armor but it does make sense that you wouldn't get really good armor right off.... : Horn
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      Doesn't really feel like its right off for me.. I've already done quite a few Megaton quests, then got f : Reeves
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        I hit that area after about 4 hours in so for a game like this I hope it's still pretty early. : Horn
        • Yeah definitely.. I've just done a crap load of stuff on my own already. Don't expect it to be very long ... : Reeves
  • Where were the Fat Man and mini nukes? On the Behemoth itself? I only found a fire hydrant when I searche... : Caboose
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  I was watching the video review at gametrailers and they mentioned a DC suburb I live about 10 minutes fr... : mechanicalgrape
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    which one? One of the things I love about living in the DC area is that games like Fallout 3 have a compl : halophoenix
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      Chevy Chase : mechanicalgrape
      • Hah - I'm right up 355 from there :D That's so sweet. : halophoenix
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    There are a lot of suburbs. Georgetown, Arlington, etc. : alias
    • Oh damn. I want to visit Arlington Cemetery. I hadn't thought about that. : Arcanum
    • How does the game restrict the map to the DC area? Are there borders that block you from entering Marylan... : jehkyb
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  FYI Fallout 3 peep. It looks like Perception doesn't increase your To Hit chance. It sounds like gun acc... : Modulus
  • You might want to check and see if Perception doesn't just add a bonus to the skill level. Take a drug t... : Caboose
• I just got to Megaton. I'm just upset that I accidentally killed every last person in the vault. Oh wel... : Grumbeld
• Under the burning sun I take a look around Imagine if this all came down America it's all so beautiful... : mindshot
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  This game is absolutely amazing, but it crashes for me more than Daggerfall :( : Poor Yurik
  • I just had it shit out on me too. I was making a quick turn and bam dead as a doornail : R0CK
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    it must be one crash every 2-3 hours : Luminair
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      this is what i am averaging : buzzbat
      • confirmation confirmed, roger roger, roger : Luminair
  • I haven't had a crash yet : Delaric
• how big is the world in this game? is the full world map you start out in the whole game? : Lawgiver
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  Moriarty disappeared for me in my game and I can't find him anymore :( : AlexXdude
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    I just had to wait a little bit then he popped back up : hirosushima
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      how long? it's been a few in-game days for me now : AlexXdude
      • nevermind, found another way to complete the quest :D : AlexXdude
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    Fuck him. He's a dick and I can't wait to blow him up. : alarm cock
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      I already did =\. When he was sleeping, I tossed a grenade in his bed. It was quite satisfying, but I do ... : skankcore
      • hey! your dad is missing, I know where he is. Do a big thing for me or I won't tell you! At least GWR had : cdbeckman
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        Where the hell is his house? Some dude said that he cleans out the register each night and puts the money... : mojo the helpr monke
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          I'd like to know where, as well, since that was some of my motivation. He was lying in the bed in his off... : skankcore
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            Ok, slight error, the bed I killed him in is upstairs. It has a cabinet in it with a hard rating and I ca... : skankcore
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              I'd be willing to bet the money is in that 'hard' cabinet upstairs, as the one in the office was 'easy' o... : skankcore
              • I just checked. I picked the door upstairs and Gob was sleeping in the bed. I tried to open the cabinet a... : mojo the helpr monke
• One can dream. : Lone Swordsman
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  i still hate you :( : shavenewok
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    <3 : mittense
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      hopefully i'll get it this arvo as EB have broken tomorrows street date so everyone is selling! : shavenewok
      • i have it in steam now, but will probably have to wait until late tonight to download it in my offpeak :(... : erotic sock
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  My problem with open-world games is that I end up getting bored of the sidequests and just play the main ... : mittense
  • that is not really a problem, you're still playing the game arent you : Luminair
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  I fucking hate fire ants. I think I took on this mission too early. : freshyk
  • They are a bit irritating in that they actually pose a threat to me. : Arcanum
  • Fucking frag grenades son. So awesome. : royalally
  • I hate the radscorpions more. they're fast little fuckers too. at least they don't poison you! : cygnus
  • Yeah these bastards take the cake in annoying creatures category. Not only do they set you on fire withi : Delaric
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  WTF. I have 33 sp in Small Guns - and I practically missed w/ an entire clip with Assault Rifle at closed... : Skoal^Fyfan
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    LOL...I have 40 SP in Small Guns and it misses like crazy. : Skoal^Fyfan
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      Jesus christ. How the fuck do you take in 5 raiders all at a time. : Skoal^Fyfan
      • Cover/intervening obstacles helps. As does using VATS. : Arcanum
      • k. Restarting Dupont Circle for 7th time. Crazy how they never miss but I always miss. : Skoal^Fyfan
      • minigun win : sreyes22
  • How's the durability of the gun? Lower durability reduces accuracy, I believe. Or maybe it's just damag... : Arcanum
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    I think so. I started using the hunting rifle and I've been crit'ing nearly everytime. Small Guns aroun... : trove
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      Gun skill seems to be a modifier to critical chance. I have 70 in Small Guns now and almost every other ... : alias
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        I'm guessing it works like in the original Fallout: If your chance to hit is over 95%, the excess carrie... : Arcanum
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          crit was based on your luck modifier + some bonus for an eye shot. I think Luck also helps with the crits... : spdon
          • The eyes definitely provide a bonus, but my luck was never higher than 5 or 6. Once I got my skill up in... : Arcanum
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      That's crazy then. I just had the hunting rifle out and i have 40 Small Guns and it misses head (90%?) 3 ... : Skoal^Fyfan
      • if you are too close or there are obstacles in the way, it'll miss regardless of percentage due to line o... : dirge23
  • Ae you guys playing on hard or something? I'm playing at default difficulty and have 15 small guns and no... : mroizo40
• I just went to start Fallout3 up, I get to the main screen and both "CONTINUE" and "LOAD" are greyed out.... : judge
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  I have a quick gameplay question Fallout 3 peoples.... in Oblivion, all the critters leveled up with you.... : sicko
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    No. All the areas in Fallout 3 have level ranges associated with them. The enemies are scaled to your l... : Arcanum
    • awesome, thanks! : sicko
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    Nope. Areas you visit stay at that "level," and areas you haven't visited level up, but much slower than ... : Juno
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      wait, so what happens when you visit every area at level 2 before you start questing : Luminair
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        well, my post was only partly correct, methinks. There are areas that are much higher level than that, sa... : Juno
        • I am going to go there and.... live and flourish : Luminair
        • This is correct. There's a small range, and if you're under the low end of that range, it just scales to ... : Vincent Grayson
  • no : mwasher
• It locked up on me again tonight on the 360. This was after another 4 hours of playing or so, but still. ... : ieGod
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  I love the Power Fist. The animation is great. : trove
  • Don't you mean that it's so bad? : Lone Swordsman
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  can someone explain how to repair shit? :( : eeeealmo
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    Get 2 of one gun, repair one by using the extra gun. The higher your repair skill, the more you can do th... : lplasmatron
    • oooooh! I missed the needing a second gun part. : cdbeckman
    • I think that's actually a really good idea. It makes sense and it gives you a reason to hunt for weapons ... : BlackCat9
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    I believe repairing an item requires that you have multiple instances of the same (or very similar) item.... : ieGod
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      so the only way to repair is to have 2 of something? :( : eeeealmo
      • Or find a store and pay caps. : Arcanum
      • search every body that drops and grab extra shit for repairs. : Skoal^Fyfan
    • Correct, mostly. The amount of improvement is also based on the quality of the item being cannibalized f... : Arcanum
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  FYI, to disarm landmines you need to run up to it and use it before it goes off. i tried sneaking up to ... : oHnOES
  • sneaking up to it works for me! I think you underestimate the sneakiness. : Juno
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    The higher your explosives skill, the more time you have to disarm it. : lplasmatron
    • it's just like Deus Ex! : deject
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    I didn't even know there were landmines until I got into a skirmish with a few super mutant minigun carry... : ieGod
    • That is freakin' awesome. : silent prophet
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  wow super mutant with a minigun jesus. it took me like 10 tries to kill him. I ended up throwing a popcap... : DrFlammable
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    I've run into two groups of minigun mutants now, and I can't imagine trying to take them down melee. You'... : ieGod
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      my first character was going to be melee only with 1 int and 1 cha but i rerolled a more balanced guy foc... : DrFlammable
      • I thought all skills had to be at least 5 :( : Reeves
  • I find when I run into a chaingun asshole I aim for the arm, making him drp that fucker really gives you ... : Juno
  • i own the faggy super minigun mutants in about 2 seconds with my ripper : lakren
  • I found a Super Mutant Master who had a rocket launcher! He was fucking me up from the 2nd story of a bui... : cygnus
  • I punch them to death. : guido anchovy
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  Man every time I go into VATS, my game comes to a standstill. I have to completely exit the game and rest... : djkenohki
  • I just had some fun with it. I went for a headshot on this guy. But yeah i never shot and it's just going... : Ziz
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    Me too!! What gives? patch time? : jigstah
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      I hope so. The game is completely unplayable for me right now. Also just had my first hard crash. I have ... : djkenohki
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        Holy fuck I hope this game gets patched or something. I think Pip boy crashes the game after a couple use... : djkenohki
        • Yeah, after one or two uses of VATS, it slows to a crawl and the targeting/percentage segments dont appea... : jigstah
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  I don't suppose anyone has played through the entirety of the main quest already? : mittense
  • (I haven't, but I hear the game has a tendency to lock you into a final mission without much warning. I l... : mittense
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  Is it worth collecting the Bottle Caps I am finding on all these Feral Ghouls? : Skoal^Fyfan
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    yeah, caps are used as money in fallout : reznory
    • yeah thanks a lot. i was at Walmart, walking in i look down. Ooh a cap! : Ziz
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  Protip: Sneak up on a brahmin and hit use. : lplasmatron
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    Hey! If I just met all of the scientists at Project Purity with my dear old dad how far is that throug... : mittense
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      Hmm, maybe halfway. : lplasmatron
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        Oh, awesome. I was worried that meeting back up with dear old dad meant the storyline was drawing to a cl : mittense
        • Also, Tranquility Lane was fucking cool as hell. : mittense
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      I just had to fucking click on the spoiler... I only read all the scientists but now my mind is wandering : Reeves
      • I'm that far, and I think you don't know. Because there isn't really a way you could. If that helps. : cdbeckman
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  I fucking love that you can tell Dogmeat to fuck off and wait for you at the Vault. You're in over your h : SockMonkeh
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    He's not there. :( : SockMonkeh
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      Doggggggggggggggmeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!! : SockMonkeh
      • If you have an apartment, check there. : lplasmatron
• Ｉwas wandering around some ruins, killing raiders, when I saw a man just standing around. I went up to ... : CrazyPants
• Congratulations. You are now a TERRORIST. :P : Cruciform
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  HOLY SHIT - the Power of the Atom quest, when you choose the "evil" path was AWESOME. This is what I want... : mnok
  • yeah for whatever reason i decided to play a "good" character. definitely going to have to replay an evi... : kill9
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    i am so replaying as an evil barbarian on my second time through. for some reason i feel i have to play... : smacknca
    • I always do evil characters when I can, complete opposite : mnok
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      I'm playing a bad good guy. I killed the Overseer (<-in the Vault). I killed the scientist who mutated : Arcanum
      • There are a lot of achievements for neutral characters at higher levels which I found very interesting. R... : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • I went the "evil" route, but I shot the two dudes at Tenpenny Towers in the face and stole their guns and... : sKetchflow
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  • That stat gets my mind wandering every time I see it. : mittense
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    i think that's probably related to pickpocketing a live grenade into someone's pocket. : mwasher
    • And that is what I get for not spammin refresh. : AgentPothead
    • oh =( So, anyway to hit the sack? : mnok
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    I'm 99% sure that is what happens when you reverse pickpocket a grenade or mine. : AgentPothead
    • Which is possibly one of my favorite things to do in this game. : sKetchflow
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  Anyone else have Fallout 3 slow down to like 2 FPS when you zoom in using VATS out in the open wasteland?... : jigstah
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    nevermind, a restart of the game fixed it. : jigstah
    • welp, I spoke too soon. It just crashed randomly. Eieiieiiie : jigstah
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  I never really appreciated Liam Neeson's voice until now. In person it's ok, I remember him from Narnia a... : Sailor of Fortune
  • I wish Bethesda would stop using celebrity voice talent. It lends a certain sense of gravitas to the game... : mittense
  • Thats who it is! It was killing me trying to figure it out and I didnt want to look it up anywhere to avo... : Degenerate
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    Liam Neeson rocks in "Taken" awesome movie : AlexXdude
    • I saw the trailer for that before Max Payne. Honestly I enjoyed that trailer a lot more. =/ : Sailor of Fortune
  • It is damn good work.. also hearing Malcom McDowell rambling on the radio is great : Mondo
  • The scientist's voice from the Half Life series is there too. : Wolfanoz
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  jesus fuck where in the Anchorage War Memorial is the floor safe/clinic/stash shit : derelict515
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    oh christ there it is, I wasted so much time... : derelict515
    • wait no I didn't, I still can't find the door to fix and the stash halp : derelict515
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  Is there an easy way to kill the Radscorps inside Hamilton's Hideout? They seem ridiculous strong conside... : Skoal^Fyfan
  • Frag grenades and maybe crippling a leg. They are pretty hard, even with a good condition combat shotgun.... : cygnus
  • Aim for the Stinger. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  So lockpicking and computer skills? Anyone want to explain this to me? (on pc) I move the pick around ... : Anti_dentite
  • The lock will turn more and more the closer your bobby pin gets to the correct position.. When you gu... : Reeves
  • It's like Mastermind, not Hangman...I'll do a better write-up in MD or something. : Majuju
• I just used a robot to help me clear out some raiders in wally-world. If only it say "DANGER DANGER!" : Prozium
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  i have to farm more super brutes out in the open before going into the National Archives...there's too ma... : sreyes22
  • with bloody mess, 10 luck and 75 small guns, I find picking em off with the hunting rifle is the best bet... : cygnus
• This game is incredible. I wasn't a huge fan of oblivion, perhaps because of the fantasy setting. I lov... : 69gooch69
• goddamnit I cannot wait to play this Friday night after a long week. It will be my present to myself. : EvilDolemite
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  I want to give Micky the poor bugger some purified water but I can't find any. I haven't seen one single ... : NastyJack
  • Do you have a house? If so, talk to the Mr. Handy. : Arcanum
  • If you don't give him water he'll die : Reeves
  • i stole a bottle from the first aid box in the clinic in megaton. the ass wants more water now. : mwasher
  • I took some from the vault and no option : Mondo
  • I flirted with a teenage girl in bigtown and she gave me a bottle. Lol. : alarm cock
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    The sheer variety in these answers makes me want to play SO BADLY. : Moonbase Commander
    • I told you to cancel your ridiculous preorder!!! : Rice-Rocketeer
• Had to make a script for autohotkey cause I was sick of having to use TAB to close the pipboy : Mondo
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  screenshots? : d0pamine
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    http://i34.tinypic.com/69e1k9.jpg Nothing crazy : Mondo
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      i was expecting to see recognizable buildings :( : d0pamine
      • there's plenty : Mondo
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  Is there a mod to make enemies not take 4-8 headshots? This is seriously dumb and annoying. The rest of t... : Rampancy
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    Using small guns, level 3 now with about 55 points in small guns (including +10 from 2 gun nut perks) If... : mwasher
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      55 and Level 3? WTF? Did you just dump all your skill points into Small Guns? : Skoal^Fyfan
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        no.. i started with it as a selected skill which game me ~35 at the beginning. i have 2 gun nut perks br... : mwasher
        • i can't remember exact numbers but i have lockpick at 45, repair at around 40 (gun nut gives +5 x2 on thi... : mwasher
  • I was listening to the Oblivion OST all day at work. Totally in the mood for some more Oblivion. : davantalus
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    you want them to die in a single headshot every time? In a game where getting a headshot is as easy as en... : derelict515
    • Don't forget it'd be just as dangerous for you. :P I'd rather take lower chances of getting hit with m... : Rampancy
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    Yeah. In fact, it's built right into the game under "difficulty level". : Vincent Grayson
    • Wrong. If you read my any further I want it to be just as dangerous for me as it is for them. : Rampancy
• holy crap fallout 3 is fun. I couldn't sleep, so I got out of bed at ~11pm to see if steam had finishe... : quartic0
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  I still want to know how people deal with the Super Duper Mart? As soon as I take down 1 raider I have li... : Skoal^Fyfan
  • I snuck in, jumped over the counter, got the goods, and left without incident. There are laser pistols on : Rampancy
  • huh? you walk in and kill them, I did it with just a pistol : derelict515
  • I just used a silenced pistol. Seems there was a pretty small radius for noise getting the attention of ... : mwasher
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    I had a 30+ sneak ability. I snuck the whole time I was in there and worked my way along the edges to th... : SolrFlare
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      a) I am level 5 (i think?) and went back to do Megaton stuff cause I did no quests there. I got tired of ... : Skoal^Fyfan
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        cant you turn the difficulty down like oblivion, in the settings? : steve_o
        • You can. : skankcore
      • regarding The Family make sure you talk to some individuals more than once at the locations you were give... : Fyunch Click
  • I just went in guns blazing. Had a pistol and my small guns ability was around 35 or so. I think I took o... : Prozium
  • Sneak to the back of the store and activate the robot. : Richese
  • I killed them all dead with a baseball bat and assault rifle : Maarten Goldstein
  • 1) Wear armor. If you helped Moira with the prologue of her book, you should've gotten an armored Vault : Arcanum
  • I punched every single one of them to death. : guido anchovy
  • You're using V.A.T. right? Run around the corners and wait a sec for that to fill up, grab a double barre... : royalally
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  Remember to save frequently. I just lost 2 hours of play because I did something that made everyone in Me... : edgewise
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    Disarmed the bomb didn't you? : Richese
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      So that's what happens.. : Reeves
      • haha that's hilarious. I preferred the opposite of disarming. : aeg1x
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      why wouldn't you spoiler this : zerog83
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        This is one of the worst kept secrets. Megaton's situation was all over the previews for this game. : Horn
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          some people didn't pay attention to a lot of the previews. all I knew was that there was a town built aro... : zerog83
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            I'm agreeing with you, I knew what my choices were before I hit that town but luckily it isn't a major sp : Horn
            • leaving that alone :) : zerog83
    • I disarmed it, and it didn't make everyone mad at me. Hell, I got a house out of the deal! : Arcanum
    • that wasn't it. I broke into the armory. i figured I had the key so why not. but there was a security bot... : edgewise
• I made it to L'Enfant station, trying to make my way to Rivet City, before I was completely out of stimpa... : cygnus
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  Okay, fuck grenade traps. Next one I come across is going to give me a heart attack. : alarm cock
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    The first time I set off an explosive trap, in the sewer near Grayditch, by the Ghoul trader, I literally... : skankcore
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      I get very unnerved in the 'dungeon' sections :(. I love the game 100%, but seeing burned out and dilapid... : cygnus
      • Yeah. I almost feel a little immature due to the level of sheer joy I get from watching every limb blow o... : Vincent Grayson
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      I hate how enemies sneak up on you making little or no sound, when i ventured into the springvale school ... : alphablu
      • hahahaha yes! : silent prophet
• The entire mall area is going to blow my mind once I reach it. I used to go there almost every single wee... : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Holy batman spoiler thread. I guess I'll avoid these threads until I finish it. : razlebol
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  I played this game all fucking day and night. This his horrible. : Rice-Rocketeer
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    I REALLY need a level mod for this game, too. I haven't touched the main quest, and I'm well on my way... : Rice-Rocketeer
    • It does take longer and longer to level each time. : lplasmatron
  • Me too. I came in late to work today because I went to bed at 4:00am. :( : SockMonkeh
• Wish I had time to play ): (stupid tests) : I7 SilverFox
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  This is gonna get MD'd but is anyone else thinking of starting over? I'm having fun with my char but the... : Horn
  • id really like to put more into charisma, and bartering because im getting fucked on these prices : oHnOES
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    I'd highly recommend NOT going energy weapons over small. Energy weapons are good in the late game, but i... : lplasmatron
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      But they're so cool! pew pew! I dunno, small weapons are working out okay for me but using a pistol +... : Horn
      • Small guns has by far the largest # of weapons you can use compared to other weapon skills. : lplasmatron
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      Dude, the shiskabob is totally awesome. VATS slo-mo uppercut fatalities with it are the best. I did one : Poor Yurik
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        I just got the schematics for this. The vampire quest line was a pretty strange one. : Horn
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          There's a sword cabinet back there in the main dude's bedroom. Did you break into it? Anything worthwhile... : Caboose
          • My lock picking wasn't high enough. I did get a laser rifle from one of the gun cabinets. : Horn
      • Yeah once I had that I was set. I might dick around with other weapons when the situation calls for it, : Caboose
      • no shit the Shishkabob owns faces, slashes so fast, dmg is pretty sub par, i use it to finish off superdu... : sreyes22
    • I'm kicking ass with my laser pistol fairly early on. : dirge23
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      I did fine just not putting points into any weapon until I got a laser pistol. As long as you are close e... : SockMonkeh
      • you putting points into energy weapons then? Why not just small guns so you can use the rifles and just o... : sreyes22
  • Why start over? Make some notes and do that shit the NEXT time you play! : DinK
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  Hay guys is this game any good?!? : warcrow
  • Someone said this game has guns is it. I'm sold. : Big Luke
• lol i snuck a grenade into the mercanary's pocket at the carter supply store : oHnOES
• Playing the game full melee and explosives on very hard skill. FUN. : Poor Yurik
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  I will so be replaying this when I'm finished. So much to do and see, I spent most of yesterday just wan : Fyunch Click
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    i have to start doing the main quest. im getting caught up with all these undiscovered locations and que... : oHnOES
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      I'm amazed at how much of the main storyline I've finished just wandering around not intentionally follow... : Fyunch Click
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        im afraid to go to DC :O : oHnOES
        • It's fucking awesome. Safety tip: When using the Fat Man, make sure you arc it a bit more than you think : Fyunch Click
        • DC is a fucking warzone, but it's awesome. : cdbeckman
        • SPOILER SORRY DONT KNOW HOW TO USE TAGS i've suddenly found myself there after exploring and headed to... : sreyes22
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  I walked over a landmine and blew my legs off :( Also, in the ant quest, how do I jump up on that ledg... : Visceral Monkey
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    That was a QUEST? Yeesh, I knew I should have gone to town first. That school looked to inviting to pass ... : avatar_58
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      Pretty sure it's a different cave and different ants. : Majuju
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        Is it? I found a cave in the school basment and there were ants, as well as a ledge I couldn't quite get ... : avatar_58
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          Yeah, the Springvale High School basement one is purposefully inaccessible, I am certain (tried for a whi : Majuju
          • on one of my guys i killed one of the raiders, he was up some flight of stairs and there was like an offi : oHnOES
      • yeah, fuck the ants Visceral Monkey is talking about :( : zerog83
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    The fire ants? You don't need to jump on a ledge. You have to go around to the other side of the wall and : CapnChaos
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      Without knowing for sure, I think you're talking about something different. I've been to where he descri : DinK
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        You can't go further there. : lplasmatron
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          LP, I just want to say, you fuckers have done a fantastic job of making the world look and feel like the ... : ucanbfuzzy
          • Glad you like it, thanks. I'm a big Fallout fan so if it sucked I wouldn't have been happy either. :P : lplasmatron
    • no, he's talking about the ants in the school basement as far as i could tell, once you kill everythin... : ucanbfuzzy
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  what's the button (xbox) to holster your weapon? I accidentally shot someone. : edgewise
  • x : oHnOES
  • hold X : mwasher
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    You don't have an instruction booklet? : David Craddock
    • gtfo : Phil
    • its a downloaded bittorrent illegal pirate copy : boring gegtik
    • gamefly doesn't ship instructions with the games. : edgewise
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  Where the fuck do I get a house? : sKetchflow
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    Take care of the bomb in Megaton. Either way. : lplasmatron
    • spoilers! : oHnOES
    • damn't! I totally fucked that up >:( I planted the device and then killed Tenpenny and the other dude : sKetchflow
• There are surprisingly alot of fucking spoilers in this thread. : jigstah

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  dress as obama in muslim garb : boring gegtik
  • doh : jonin
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    d.c i'd probably get murdered. : xxiv
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      so you're sayin there's an up side j/k : Slowtreme
      • you cut me deep slowtreme :( : xxiv
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      dress as a heterosexual hahahahahahahaha : boring gegtik
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        I see what you did there... : Shivawn
        • gegtik called me a homo :( : xxiv
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      Wait a second you live in DC.. go as the second amendment and carry around a rape kit : boring gegtik
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        lol that is actually pretty good, i'm not sure how i'd dress up as a document or where i'd get a rape kit... : xxiv
        • go as a giant handgun : boring gegtik
  • Oh! Obama with an Osama beard. That's tick some people off. : PoopStewart
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  Pedophile priest. Find a girl, go as maccain and palin, put a dog collar around her neck, go as alfred e.... : FS|Archangel
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    holy fucking lol at the abortion dr. scrubs are unisex right? : xxiv
    • Yes, just find a uniform shop in your area. Will be cheaper than buying a 'dr costume'. : pancake humper
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      I did that last year. It was great, but you gotta make sure places wont whine about the hanger. : FS|Archangel
      • in order to appease both sides he could make it look like he just got mauled by a bomb : boring gegtik
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  I was going to go as Dennis when he sang DayMan on stage but I couldn't even begin to find any of the spa... : AssGoblin
  • lol i tossed this idea around aswell with a friend who's a dc cop. we were going to be electric dream : xxiv
• I'm rolling with a hawaiian shirt, swimtrunks, and a pair of sandals. Maybe sunglasses if I feel particul... : transmetal
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  make a latex mask of your own face and wear it : wtf242
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    242, is that what you are doing? : CrustaR
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      nah i'm doing patrick bateman. dress in a nice suit, splatter blood all over face and chest. Probably car... : wtf242
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        This is what I want to do and might do, except I was going to have a knife and a kitten :P : thief
        • I'll just throw on my construction worker outfit, which is a tool belt and a hard hat over my normal clot... : CrustaR
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        1. nail guns are heavy. i recommend a toy chainsaw. 2. nice excuse to keep some blow on you while party... : biskits
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          heavy doesn't bother me. I would be more afraid of getting drunk and nailing all the hot chicks : wtf242
          • I hate when that happens. : nurglich
      • I did this a couple years back, Suit and tie with side parting hair all gel'd down, I found a see through... : nodebug
  • seems like it would be hard to drink beers this way...hmmmmm : xxiv
  • how do you do that? cuz i really want one, but i thought itd be a lot of money to have a custom mask mad... : papaskot
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  here's a girl costume: dress as a slutty pocohontas, but tell everyone your poke-a-hot-ass, and have a h... : thief
  • i have a friend who's already going as that....i just told her that it seems to be a popular costume (bas... : xxiv
• just wear pants and no shirt and when people ask say "I came in my pants" : wtf242
• Glue a bunch of coins to your clothes and go as "Change we can believe in." : ecclesio

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  bracket fry bracket do you fish with your bare hands while shirtless? : pancake humper
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    no i am a classy gentleman fisher with penn reals khaki shorts. : [fry]
    • I lived 500 ft from Penn Reels. : pancake humper
• 1: jesus..... : oHnOES
• 4) your face look like a flounder : boring gegtik
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  2) I fucking HATE when people get that shit. It's so distracting and disgusting at the same time. It's ev... : zerog83
  • but people who look like funny characters on TV shows are great. during our "Quest for a New Phone System... : zerog83
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  Check out Squidbillies, it's hilarious : MagicWishMonkey
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    i heard about that. it's pretty good? : [fry]
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      No, that show is fucking awful. : zerog83
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        Look how wrong you are! Squidbillies is fucking awesome *especially* if you're well versed in redneck ... : MagicWishMonkey
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          That's a good point. The few times I watched that show I thought that I would enjoy it more if I was mor... : jlavrenz
          • The funniest episodes are the ones that are ridiculous but at the same time sort of believable if you kno... : MagicWishMonkey
        • it's a horrible show if you hate rednecks. if you find rednecks funny, it's god damned hilarious. : ucanbfuzzy
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        Agreed, awful show. Not funny at all. Metalacolypse is pretty good though, if you enjoy random acts of ... : jlavrenz
        • [fry] should watch it and decide for himself. It's one of those shows you either love or you hate. : MagicWishMonkey
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  flounder is my favorite fish by far. Scrumptious! : .frame
  • Other than snapper, yes I agree with you. : Silent Wolf
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  frisky dingo is pretty good too : eeeealmo
  • I almost like it better then Venture Bros. It is great to watch the DVD and see it all in one sitting. ... : FirmButtstone
• 2) My dad has this issue but it's his Parkinson's disease :( : woodchuck70
• I am a big fan of Frisky Dingo, it might be worth checking out. : Evil Benius
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  Sealab 2021 is the next Adult Swim show you want to check out Fry. It's pretty much one of the best thing... : geedeck
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    Season 1 to about 1/2 way through Season 3... "Splitsville" is the last good episode IMO. If you want... : zerog83
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      Bizarro I love you : spiderfill
      • Way to go, Quinn! : zerog83
  • COME GET SOME OF THIS GLOWING : mourningstar
  • Stimutacs. Quit being a bitch and pill me up! : elwood00
  • Save it for Queen Dopopopulous : TroZ
  • I hated Sealab for the longest time.. Then one of my friends bought the first season and forced me to wa... : ]aratex[
  • I declare Martian Law. : Deathlove
• Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law : GreatGooglyMoogly
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  2) Are you going to strangle him and bury him under the floorboards, only to be driven mad by guilt? : Lone Swordsman
  • and his still beating heart : oHnOES
• Venture Bros. is pretty easily the best show on TV. : Sexpansion Pack
• 5. It's bad enough we have to see your shaven scrotum on the web. Who wants to see that in person??? : FormerHPB
• 5) take the hint. : malengine5150
• 5) why haven't I been invited? : kgargonmagrix79
• LOL @ #2 : Endymion_
• damn i want to go fishing. How about Saturday November 15th? : wtf242
• 3) I completed fable 2 lastnight, it was highly enjoyable. I finished with full purity and goodness. I do... : bigblack
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  5) are you going to kbnerd's thing? : NeoMoose
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    wouldn't miss it for the world : [fry]
    • he banned me from bringing strippers :( : NeoMoose
  • when is kbnerd's thing? what is it? : wtf242
• 1) Frisky Dingo - Frist season The second season wasn't very good until the last two episodes. : baron calamity
• I would love to go fishing if I lived anywhere near you - : flagg209
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  5) They are afraid of where your balls will end up. : Fred Garvin
  • Also they don't want to get shot : action wombmate
• 5. we're afraid you'll go all dick cheney on us. : anthonybean
• Two of my friends work on storyboards for Venture Brothers. I'm always insanely jealous at how they get ... : Ride-My-Rocket

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  What the fuck was he doing starting at the back of the pack? Don't they do time trials? : jamesray
  • Knowing he would rape everybody anyways, he tried to make it at least a bit difficult lol : Utopia
  • It is like Mario Kart. If you win you start at the back. : skilesare
• thanks : eeeealmo
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  That is some crazy engine sound. : riptyde
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    That's the transmission btw. : Lunatic Angelic
    • P.S. that's Assen they're racing at and I'm pretty sure that was a penalty start for him. : Lunatic Angelic
  • Sequential gearbox I think, that scream is glorious : bolus
  • Thats the gearbox actually, the straight cut gears are what is making the noise. : Durandal07
  • it's the gearbox, not the engine. Straight cut gears are like that : papaskot
  • He has a buzzsaw for an engine! : antareus
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  What's the E stand for? : dodob
  • "E" stands for Entwicklung, German for development or evolution. : dearjamie
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW#Series_Generations : FrayLo
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      I would very much like an E36 M3 : riptyde
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        I'm really thinking of getting another one to mess around with. But damn, the engine in this E36 - WOW... : bombay
        • Damn, according to this : http://www.pungas.com/forum/bmw-e36-320-stw-280hp-t-19446.html Car = 280 HP ... : bombay
• why is the engine so damn whiny? I think I'm deaf now : wtf242
• goddamn that was awesome! Makes me miss my E36:( : .frame
• Holy shit that was awesome : fleabug
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  pretty big performance inequality between him and the other racers. I like the driving technique he uses... : Luminair
  • haha, I thought he was going to start playing bumper car a few times there. : Colleton
  • I thought it was, "drive wherever you want because you have a BMW." You know, kind of like off the race t... : antareus
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  Isn't that some Hungarian Touring Car Championship? So awesome. : Rag and Bone Man
  • I'm an idiot, it's Dutch Supercar Championship... says on the top Still I love touring car racing. It... : Rag and Bone Man
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  very awesome, i couldn't drive that thing though. fucking had to mute that horrid high pitch sound. mot... : Turd Ferguson
  • Earplugs I'm sure : boarder2
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  Can someone explain to me how this video is worthy of a holy shitballs comment? unless its for the stewar... : thewindcriesmary
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    I just love the sound, speed, handling of the guy's car. I don't give a shit about the other cars on th... : .frame
    • lol yeah it is cool, i love the sounds of GTR series cars, pref ferrari 550. : thewindcriesmary
• So, did he really go from last to fourth in under a lap? Then he just had to chase down three Panoz (and ... : AxeMan808
• Oh man that looks so fun : khaosman
• Good throttle control, that guy is good. : twifosp
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  That's gotta be one of the most annoying sounds I've ever heard : snuff
  • Yeah, that was bad. : Nixx2004
• Still such an awesome clip. : SlamDunk
• haha, good video - the audio gets bonus points for confusing the hell out of my dog. : siknsyko

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  <snip> "Just a few feet in front of me stands a balding, wiry man who wants to kill me. He snaps at m... : warcrow
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    One of the few articles in recent memory that I actually read start to finish. Well done, sir! : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Thanks for making my week! :) : warcrow
    • This is actually true of me as well. : mathyou
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    ^^^^ This was a brilliant opening, btw. Grabbed my interest immediately. : funnynamehere
    • Even though it's "peacock prose"? :/ : warcrow
  • That's excellent , sir. I read Ars everyday. :D : Wolfanoz
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  Nicely done. I liked it. I think you could loosen up a little in your writing style, but technically yo... : portwineboy
  • Thanky sir! :) : warcrow
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  how much did they pay you? : jono181
  • Seriosuly dude...? : warcrow
  • Tree fiddy : Yanks
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    buttsex, dude. gaming journalists are paid in buttsex. : dahanese
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      Pitching or catching, though? : ]aratex[
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        Neither! : warcrow
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          So then you must be given the opportunity to review the buttsex : Reeves
          • why do you think he freelances? stay out of being a salaried employee, or watch your butt, bub. : dahanese
  • 100 caps. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  did you finish the game or play for only 30 mins? : spaceyme
  • he says in the review he played for around 50 hours : oHnOES
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    the truly good reviewers play the whole game. and warcrow isn't just a reviewer -- he's a really fucking ... : dahanese
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      CHOMP CHOMP! : warcrow
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        seriously, dude, it's terrifying. you play like 17 games a week. : dahanese
        • Let not get ahead of ourselves here, ok? You can stop exaggerating! its more like 16 games a week. : warcrow
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          16 of those games is just him playing Mass Effect... again :D : grayscale
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            yes. he's actually messaged me asking me to convince him NOT to replay that game. : dahanese
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              Sadly, this actually happened. : warcrow
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                Just make your last name Shepard and get it over with :o : grayscale
                • I'm the commander of space! : silent prophet
              • But to be fair, I was feeling lonely and my dog had been run over. :( : warcrow
• I've read it and liked the writing style. Congrats. : Nitrium
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  That was you? I read that review earlier and thought it was great. I can't wait to pick this game up. Whe... : funnynamehere
  • Cool! : warcrow
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  That was an excellent read. Hope to see you do more in the future. Did you get an advanced copy of th... : grabbie
  • Yeah had an advanced copy and it's basically all I did for a week a long with working and cooking and st... : warcrow
• Awesome read. Well done. : mittense
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  No shit? I love ars. I didn't know you wrote for it, warcrow? Turns out, I had already read this. It was ... : Dr_Cube
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    This is only the second time I've written actually for are...or anyone for that matter. : warcrow
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      Ars. : warcrow
      • You have a nice ars : Reeves
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  shack-attack! please to be digging the article --it helps me. :) : warcrow
  • Dugg'd :) : Reeves
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    so your contract has performance incentives? : Foxhawk
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      help a shacker out and stop asking him about that shit! it's a little tacky. : dahanese
      • tacky is the way of the internet : boomstickah
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        I considered the politeness, but it's disingenuous to solicit help and not make known at least the nature... : Foxhawk
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          Wow you tried really hard writing this : EvilDolemite
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            ? I ... hit reply and wrote it? I took maybe a minute in an attempt to make sure what I chose to describ... : Foxhawk
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              I am not sure whether to lol at this or not. :\ : mwasher
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                mwasher my saves started working and then stopped again. This game (far cry 2) is fucking with me. : Foxhawk
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                  it's the malaria. it has infected your console. i am sorry foxhawk. :( : mwasher
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                    do you think the malaria is coded to strike at regular intervals, or do you subscribe to the conspiracy t... : Foxhawk
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                      i haven't had it affect me to terribly yet, but then again i'm still just at 15%. i would assume there i... : mwasher
                      • You can see the state of your malaria on the Esc menu. it apparently goes up to Stage 5(?) And drops to s... : AxeMan808
          • Tycho button'd : Gonzo
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          jeez i just think that you shouldn't ask a dude what he makes and press the terms of his contract, especi... : dahanese
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            I only wanted to know the nature of terms, not the specifics. The difference between the two is the diff : Foxhawk
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              sounds good -- your stand alone sentence seemed, as i said, a lot different from the really long winded c... : dahanese
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                well, the difficulty in trying to be both clear and concise is that the two qualities aren't as parallel ... : Foxhawk
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                  dude i have had 5 hours sleep. while that sentence is absolutely hilarious, i'm too tired to even appreci... : dahanese
                  • haha : warcrow
                • you sure use them there fancy words nice like : xjdrake32
                • I LIKE HOCKEY! : krebster
                • I've ascertained from reading your plethora of replies that verbosity is not, in fact, a strength of your... : Sarcastro
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                  Your thesaurus is getting a bit of wear now, isn't it? : CrustaR
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                    what word there is obscure? "laconic"? : Foxhawk
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                      concision rather than brevity; you also forgot a "to" which probably didn't help? : Agrona
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                        fair enough. I'm certainly guilty on the grammar point. But isn't "concision" perfectly clear, if not a ... : Foxhawk
                        • This is like when Joey used MS Word's synonym feature : Bamtan
                • Serious fucking monocle implosion. : Bamtan
        • WTF : Luminair
        • WHAT THE HELL IS THIS POST : [fry]
        • Indubetedly, sir. : FuryVII
        • You use your tongue better than a twenty dollar whore. : Fyunch Click
        • You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. : CrustaR
      • i think it's tackier to ask for diggs, but whatever!!! : feek
    • To a very small degree. But I also want to get the word out. :) : warcrow
• Very nice article. Loosen up a little like on Played and I think you have a niche for yourself! :D : jimmy_legs
• Awesome read. I only have about 10 hours in, and I'm reaching a lot of the same conclusions. : Ormsbee
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  you can have 2 followers at a time, your review says 1 : n0v4
  • Dogmeat + 1 : warcrow
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  btw--"Fallut"? : warcrow
  • you and yer high-falutin' words : Dave-A