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  i'm going to see weezer on saturday, then going out in pioneer square. have fun, brouwers is great. : FrayLo
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    I created this assuming you'd be busy on Saturday. : mindmann
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      lets face it, i'm always busy : FrayLo
      • so many men, so little time : derelict515
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        i think i met you once, in portland. and that's enough for any man. : mindmann
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          it was here, i gave you all those you don't know jack games : FrayLo
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            shit. i totally forgot about that. do you want those back? I played with the girlfriend for a while, but ... : mindmann
            • no, i don't need the games back, thanks. i was at a mini shack meet in portland in march 2007, i met d... : FrayLo
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  I might be free, haven't really looked that far ahead on the calendar right now. Make sure to repost it a... : derelict515
  • oh. i will. you can be assured of that. I want lots of dongs shackers at this meet. : mindmann
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  AH! That place is great but I'm in Portland this weekend. I'll come to the next short-notice shackmeat... : taylorwp2
  • sounds good. it's nice having several throughout a year, so more people can come. : mindmann
• bump : mindmann
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  Dammit, I was just in Wallingford. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
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    really? for what? I moved here about a year ago. i love the area. : mindmann
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      I was out here on business, and then stayed a week extra to visit my girlfriend. I met a bunch of people... : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
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        huh. what do you do? : mindmann
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          Software development: 3D graphics and more run-of-the-mill programming for a 6DOF satellite simulation pa... : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
          • I want to buy a house down towards Gasworks, I think. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
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            wow. that's pretty cool. yeah, i live about a half mile from gasworks. i live on first, about a block awa... : mindmann
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              Also, Irwin's is pretty awesome, even if the staff seems constantly stoned. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
              • yeah, i like them. their sandwiches are great. some pretty decent restaurants around here, though a lot a... : mindmann
• Maybe me. Not sure if I'm free. : digital_d
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  i'm a definite maybe : cltcprd
  • Like you have shit else to do! : Magmaticzebra
  • Not it on driving! : Magmaticzebra
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  Am I allowed to attend if I hate beer? : skunk_ape
  • they have cider, too. and delicious french fries. from what i've seen, they have some pretty good food, t... : mindmann
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  Shit... I might not be able to make that. I work on Saturday... I'll try to get to work early to make it... : kallanta
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    you can always show up late. i'll be out of there around 8:30, probably, for dancing (as usual), but i'm ... : mindmann
    • I'm all for being there. I'll get there as "early" as I can. : kallanta
• I will come visit Seattle the next time one of these is planned with a little more notice. Sounds like fu... : focusdaily
• I can't make this because I live very far away. : ShekkyBoy
• I'll be in Seattle from Dec 18-23rd if anyone wants to chill. : FPSDavid
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  make sure to get fries, they are delicious with the curry ketchup. : familycircus
  • Curry Ketchup?? Tell me more, I love Curry! : Landrosradick
• It's possible but I will more than likely be busy with MWLL development :( : Landrosradick

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• hey, I bet this game will actually run on my iMac. I need to install this!!!!! : askedrelic
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  Link to the mod? : kingdok
  • Fileshack : tomservo
  • Oh I guess that'd be handy, huh? http://www.fileshack.com/file.x/2380/KungFu+Mod+3.0 : DOOManiac
• SaWeeeeet! : niceguynick
• That is really fucking slick. : hoov1185
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  hey neat, that's my video! there are links in the description (more info), kingdok : pyide
  • It's a small net after all! : DOOManiac
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  Woah! It's a shame there's no multiplayer. The closest thing you can get to this is The Specialists for... : DrWaffles
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    Why does everything need multiplayer? : dognose
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      dognose, virtual kung fu. with real people. half way across the world. INTERNET KUNG FU, DAMN IT. : DrWaffles
      • I'm not saying that everything needs to be multiplayer, but I'm saying that this would have been awesome ... : DrWaffles
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  I'm actually playing through Max Payne again too! I'm in the parking garage now. :D : Degenerate
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    Ugh, I hate that fucking level. Only bad one in the game. :X : DOOManiac
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      why? its not more difficult than any other section : Maarten Goldstein
      • It's just so visually repetitive. They made the level once and copy & pasted it 5 or 6 times. If I wan... : DOOManiac
    • aww, it's not so bad! : Degenerate
    • What? I remember a few awesome parking garage levels in the games. : dognose
    • The bad level in the game was the trippy running on baby blood level : thetangent
  • that one was fun : Dave-A
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    also, screw bastards who dont give me my precious Colt ammo! : Degenerate
    • F12 -> coder -> <enter> : fatman
• That is awesome :) : Reavers!
• I'm actually replaying Max Payne for the first time in years to get ready for the movie. This game does ... : grabbie
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  I'm also replaying Max Payne. It's good, but the gameplay mechanics are certainly showing their age. I ... : PenicillinX57
  • I always remembered that it looked great except for the faces. Within 10 minutes I was reminded of the ho... : Degenerate
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  I recently played Max Payne 2 and I found it matching and probably excelling the original. Although now I... : aldraek
  • I agree. Max Payne 2 managed to improve on the first. : Draugluin
  • I liked the story of MP1 a lot more but the game play in 2 was better. : Horn
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  watched the video, how many more buttons do you have to bind? or are those moves 'random' ? : dignan
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    also, does it work for MP2 or MP1 ? : dignan
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      It's for Max Payne 1. Moves are done with movement direction + shooting or shotdodges, I can't remembe... : pyide
      • thanks for the info and links : dignan
  • ????? : dignan
• Holy shit. I think I might have to dig up my copy of MP and install this. : Ride-My-Rocket
• great call...been a while. : byorn
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  Every time I start up this game and get past the first cutscene I just get a black screen. Its pissing me... : Malku
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    Why didn't you tell me this earlier?! This is a goddamn American tragedy and we need to rectify this. : pwnage1232
    • I have no idea how to fix it :(. Sorry. I thought chipmunker would tell you. : Malku
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  If you are using VISTA, you need to download a new version of this mod that has been repacked with fixed ... : Rice-Rocketeer
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    Does it work with the steam version? Do I also need to download anything else to get the game running s... : gakera
    • Works with Steam version. : Rice-Rocketeer
• Make sure you get 3.0 version plz : Mondo
• I wish this was for MP2 :( I played the shit out of it for MP1 and would love to play a version for 2 : jane911
• I played that back when the first release of the mod came out. Just bought the Max Payne pack on Steam ju... : nodebug
• fuck i can't find my install cd :( :( :( : industro
• yes, it was the only reason for me to like MP1. I could only get into MP2. : Mad Brahmin Disease

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  credit caaard! o percent apr for 12 months!!! : askedrelic
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    I would but I already have two credit cards I'm struggling to pay off. Something tells me it would be gro... : WildDanimal
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      welcome to the global credit meltdown! : geneshifter
      • welcome to AMERICA! : KxRook
      • That didn't stop me from collecting student loans. It's just that they're more spread out than I thought.... : WildDanimal
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      jesus christ man. I suspect anyone sane would tell you that buying a new computer at this point is a very... : cdbeckman
      • Logic, WildDanimal. WildDanimal, Logic. : Super Sparker
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        One of my favorite rationalizations is that there's just a lot of non-gaming stuff you can't do on a Mac.... : WildDanimal
        • you could buy a $200 360 to play Fallout 3 instead of blowing $1000 when you already have 2 outstanding c... : derelict515
        • I think it's pretty clear from this post you know what you're doing wrong by your use of the word "ration... : cdbeckman
        • over the summer mymathlab went to flash so it would be cross-platform. i didn't even notice until i reali... : jonas54
        • I assume you have a mac with an intel processor? If so pickup the Vista Ultimate Upgrade and use bootcamp... : Prozium
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      Pay them off. : EvilDolemite
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        I'm working on it, trust me. : WildDanimal
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          no your not. You're running on a treadmill and not getting anywhere. Get off the treadmill. : kevp
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            What does 'getting off the treadmill' entail? : WildDanimal
            • Paying off your credit card debt! What kind of college are you at, anyway? : cerealSAM2
            • 1. stop buying shit u can't afford 2. stop borrowing money 3. start saving money 4. used some/all of t... : darkT
            • Mainly, dont buy the computer until you paid off your cards : Sirus2400
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              See here: http://consumerist.com/consumer/clips/snl-skit-dont-buy-stuff-you-cant-afford-252491.php : Don Vito Corleone
              • Send to congress stat! : rosewood
              • Oops, you beat me, sorry for the double post. : LemonJoose
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      you dumbass : boring gegtik
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        Where's my wahmbulance? : WildDanimal
        • you can't afford the ride to the loler-spital so they left yo ass at the corner of stupid lane and retard... : fatman
        • Gonna link to this post when you get fucked on your interest rates in a while. what you're doing is pr... : moshman
    • As someone who is just now getting out of credit card debt from college, you are a dumbass. : Evil Benius
    • wait, so you've got two maxed CCs and you're looking to spend your student loans on a computer? lols : gokart.
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      LOL : AlexXdude
      • laughing so hard here, I'm not even sure if your post was serious or not, but it was great. : AlexXdude
    • It would be grossly irresponsible to buy something like a computer when you have 2 ccs to pay off. : the city
    • http://www.hulu.com/watch/1389/saturday-night-live-dont-buy-stuff : bipolar
• so much is wrong with this post. not sure where to begin calling you a faggot. : jackalope
• You... are a wahmbulance. : cerealSAM2
• hey are you going to buy a car with your credit card when you graduate because you feel like you deserve ... : warpdude
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  *facepalm* : rosewood
  • Yeah, pretty much. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  If I graduate college without even having a credit card, I will consider that a huge WIN. This OP, tho... : MercFox1
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    Don't go to the other extreme. Some credit is necessary, and it's easier if you get used to using them i... : cerealSAM2
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      Why? I don't know how it is in the states, but my visa is tied to my bank account. If i use it to buy som... : lapskaus
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        you'll regret that later in life, unless you plan on paying for everything (house, car, etc.) in cash. cr... : warpdude
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          I won't, since it doesn't work that way here, but good point ;) : lapskaus
          • I would be willing to bet that you're more ignorant about it than you imagine. Don't mistake a credit c... : cerealSAM2
        • Credit is also given by lenders that look at income, and payment history. It's called manual underwriting... : Githyanki
  • A credit card doesn't have to mean debt. Mine gets paid off in full every month, directly from my current... : rock elf
• dude... : Theos
• lol : Mansmells
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  You mean that $9.25 an hour isn't enough to buy a PC? : Vincent Grayson
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    It is if someone was lucky enough to have the cost of higher education covered for them. I didn't, so I'm... : CasbahBoy
    • Heh, I'm in the same position. Wanted to rebuild three years ago, but kept having my account raped. Picke... : disposition
• Here's a helpful debt management video from Saturday Night Live: http://www.hulu.com/watch/1389/saturday-... : LemonJoose
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  The hell? : CrustaR
  • you say : retardhumper
• you're part of the problem. : biskits
• Holy shit, I hope you're trolling. : Gojirah
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  I'm surprised at all the surprised people in this thread. Using student loans for stuff like this is ext... : lefthighkick
  • No one would care if he used his student loan for frivolous shit, a ton of people do that. It's the fact... : boredguy
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  I used student loans to buy a car and take a trip to Italy. So stupid. Took me 5 years to pay off, and I ... : Magus
  • forget it, we're all idiots according to him. : moshman
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  But aren't you making that sick 50 dollars a week, dawg? : sonicdeathwalrus
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    Oh wait this this that guy? Hahahaha. : Evil Benius
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      story?? : xxiv
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        http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=18016315#itemanchor_18016315 : Evil Benius
        • christ that made my head spin. what a fucking idiot. : xxiv
      • He's a 26 year old living with his parents who's very excited about making $50 a week (before tax) by hav... : sonicdeathwalrus
• I have an idea! Don't spend your money on a new computer that you don't need at all with money that isn't... : carnivore

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• o_O : Mmmmmoo
• Hawt. : quadeh
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  I've seen similar, but real life isn't so... vivid. : davantalus
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    That's a photoshop. Contacts will do it, the most I've seen natural in real life is one hazel-blue eye an... : Hello Kitty
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      Yeah that pic is either a photoshop or contacts. People with two eye colours definitely exist in real lif... : Arctic Fox
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        Yeah... mine change colors, and can be distinctly blue or green depending on my mood. Very rarely, I'll ... : Ormsbee
        • Mine change from green to blue to grey. They are usually green though. Never noticed if they change ind... : Derringer
        • Based on your MOOD? Come on now... : fishbone
      • No it's for sure photoshop. I've seen the original before. : Hello Kitty
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  http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/12/kittycontacts1.jpg I'd rather have that looking at me w... : Hello Kitty
  • creepy :( : mikecyb
  • chics with lobster claws? strange fetish.. : finalthrill
  • I'd be scared : ColoradoCNC
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    I personally like this: http://www.imaging1.com/gallery/images/AV%20Night%20vision%20goggles.jpg : quadeh
    • The mouthpiece feels great scraping against your cock, trust me. : quadeh
    • Perhaps this? http://www.shackpics.com/viewer.x?file=samjackson_njbbw02rx78cdcokqy1t.jpg : pigvomit
    • nothing beats this feeling http://fiascofarm.com/photo_images/goldie-smile-1.jpg : GloriousCow
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  This reminds me of a scene from the movie Go (1999) Tiny: Her contact lens. it's stuck on the end of m... : Nighteyes
  • Great movie all around : finalthrill
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  She's obscenely cute. :( : tomservo
  • I agree. She's cute as hell, weird eye color or not. : Arcanum
  • I concur. I immediately saved it to my pics folder...which doesn't mean much (you should see my pics fol... : Vorlonesque
  • Agreed - the eye's just make it even better! : thetangent
• They look like skittles. : lechuck59
• she looks like Sylvia from Fanboys. http://www.fanboys-online.com/ : the archvile
• OMG Delerium! (seriously though...did anyone else think Sandman immediately upon seeing that pic?) : Vorlonesque
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  Heterochromia is cool! I've never seen a person with true heterochromia -- it's usually a dog or cat. I... : DrWaffles
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    Kind of looks like this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Blue_greeny_yellow_eye.JPG : DrWaffles
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      Hawkeye has that too... weird greeny bluey gray on the outside, hazely goldy brownish on the inside. fuck... : laurgasms
      • yah I have the same thing blue eyes with the goldish color around my iris. : Shadowdane
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    A friend's brother had it. One blue, and one green. I heard it was more common from C-Section births, t... : Grumbeld
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      Yeah, that doesn't make sense as it's more a result of inheritance or mutation. : DrWaffles
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        It's most often due to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimerism IIRC. : Arctic Fox
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          Wouldn't http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosaicism (it's on the same page) fit the definition better? It's ... : DrWaffles
          • I remember I read about it sometime in the long distant past, It's either one of those two, or http://en.... : Arctic Fox
  • I've got the same; I'm told I have really pretty eyes. : jan0r pants
  • DrWaffles we must come from the same blood line. I share the same trait, and have those same eyes you lin... : ant_hillbilly
  • Same here, along with another weird genetic condition that makes parts of my eye look gold\rusty. Wish I ... : locater16
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  That's a very pretty face but the eyes are Shopped methinks. : spazzium
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    Correct. In the original photo, I believe she has brown or very light blue eyes. : mourningstar
    • Couldn't they just be colored contacts? : ventro
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  Owned doing a stupid stunt on NBC: http://fukung.net/v/6885/1191471279005.gif It hurts just to watc... : Thresher
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    I think that's exactly what he intended to do. : Arcanum
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      pretty impressive. : Mmmmmoo
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        Mainly I say that because of how he went completely stiff at the very end. That whole thing was either i... : Arcanum
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          That's the bodies reaction to being knocked out, the muscles all stiffen up so that you don't get hurt fa... : Dante
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            huh? That's exact opposite of the body's reaction to getting knocked out. Your muscles go completely lim... : mwasher
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              That's what I thought was the case. : Arcanum
              • Either way, he got motherfucking RAGED. : MercFox1
  • Yeah that was terrible to watch. : jimmy_legs
  • wtf, what's the story behind this? : Super Sparker
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    what show was that again? : Dave-A
    • America's got Fail (I think that's the sign in the background) : Arctic Fox
• http://www.fukung.net/v/1637/108687493420040610044214.jpg : fuzzydamnit
• http://fukung.net/v/1500/15991637.cfe815.jpg : fuzzydamnit
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  two please http://fukung.net/v/5310/1421vy2.jpg : fuzzydamnit
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    why would you need more than one dryer just do two consecutive loads it gives you time to fold the first ... : jackalope
    • seriously what kind of housewife are you anyways : jackalope
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  oh god not another fukung thread, I wanted to go sleep... :( : TheFatMom
  • Sleep is not something I can do now after accidentally clicking your profile. : sharkII
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  http://www.fukung.net/v/6123/2ff7f2c6.jpg http://www.fukung.net/v/6219/845KidsOwnedNinja-f4a.gif http:/... : godhatingatheist
  • I'm seriously going to hell for laughing at that first one. Thanks a bunch... lol : mini-sanity
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    lol what is that child beating from again? : mega man
    • The full video is here http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770419 : mactu
• Yeah, I bet David Bowie gives great blowjobs. I mean, if experience is any teacher and all. : BlackCat9
• what's going on in this jailbait thread? : darkT
• color contacts : SMBYourFather
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  hahaha http://fukung.net/v/3190/DAMN.jpg : lookitzpancakes
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : mr.sleepy
  • "That's a huuuuge bitch" : DrWaffles
  • O_O : Mmmmmoo
  • that's fucked up : das_runt
  • oh shit, that's perfect. : trevis
• I know a girl with blue and green, its goddamn hard to look away from her. : Zolneirz
• http://fukung.net/v/4665/cat-ryuken.jpg : melkore
• Holy shit this needs to be a weapon in a FPS (I'm thinking the Painkiller sequel) : http://fukung.net/v/5... : NastyJack
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  my sister has that : filthysock
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    pics or ban : FPSDavid
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      http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/125191_main.jpg : jane911
      • lol'd : FPSDavid
• contact lenses are a hell of a drug : Megara9

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• that's AMAZING... looks like the game complained about the level a bit, although I couldn't exactly re... : MikkleThePickle
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  That's one small step for man, one GIANT leap for nerdkind! : f3ynm
  • For his next trick, he's going to prove that P = NP using Tetris. : RomSteady
• Holy shit that is ridiculous. In the best way. : lookitzpancakes
• wow. i wonder how long it took to make that thing. it's massive. : Mmmmmoo
• holy snap. That is incredible. : kaddar0
• Holy fuck, the mechanism is insane, much more than that Tetris clone one. : zehh
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  That's neat, but is it Turing Complete? : TroZ
  • Just a calculator I think, no memory on it. : Rodeoclash
• That's nuts. : DOOManiac
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  It was machines like this that made Major M. Major get the rank of Major. : Sailor of Fortune
  • haha, awesome. :) : Colleton
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  That's ludicrous! It looks like somthgint that's based on simple calculator theory, like what the origina... : SolveChrist
  • Seriously. I'm salivating just thinking about digital Babbage recreations. : eldersveld
• this is so fucking cool : Modica Sol Solis
• holy asshole jesus : Foxhawk
• holy fuck :O : derelict515
• that is like the MAX patch from hell : smacknca
• gives ya some perspective on how infinitely huge and complex computer chips are ;) : biskits
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  WOW. My brain hurts from how much smart that must have taken. : sgtsanity
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    and time. I know I've got the smart, but I'm not sure I'll ever have the time to build anything even c... : Vincent Grayson
    • Its already full of really funky levels (and thankfully, the rating system seems to be good at getting ri... : Beady
• damn, that's insane. : ShoCon
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  Is that PS3 exclusive? : Topaz
  • yup : derelict515
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  I may buy this just for shit like that which I will never be able to make. : Tripps
  • my thoughts too lol : xsii
• holy fucking shit!!! O_O : thetangent
• my jaw fucking dropped when they showed how it was made. holy shit what : warpdude
• wow ... that's amazing : jcupitt
• oh. my. god. If someone built something like that in real life, people would award him something and news... : nodebug
• That's it. Shut the beta down. This is as good as it's going to get. : Daggoth
• /jaw drops : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  that's amazing but I have to say what a waste of time. : chazums
  • It's a game. Some people enjoy blowing stuff up, others enjoy creating things. Neither are a waste of t... : Horn
• That is incredible. Kind of ironic that you would simulate an 8 bit calculator with a PS3. I would ne... : weevil bob
• lol I love the sackpeople, so adorable. Everytime he hit enter, I did a YAY! in my head : moe6