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  Obligatory check your filters. : yosemiteclimber
  • You my friend, are why I love shacknews. Thank you. : mrseldowski
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  reeeeed rocket : askedrelic
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    I clicked on that. Yuck. : redfive
    • *shrug* I know I pushed the limits on that, sorry! I'm not quite completely a mature adult yet. : askedrelic
• They are just being tagged stupid. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17943028 : opengl128
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  I don't know, Mrs. Eldowski. I don't know. :[ : CrustaR
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    EZ there Mr. I have 14445 posts and im shacknews superstar awsome. (Along with Mr. I have 51643 and I fuc... : mrseldowski
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      how about you log out and log back in as MrSeldowski? I mean, unless you enjoy the ambiguity, then whatev... : snicker-snack 2
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        thanks for the suggestions but that does not work. : mrseldowski
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          Damn, why did they change that on us :( : snicker-snack 2
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            uh.. I can field that one :[ sorry : boring gegtik
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              - bOring GEGtik : boring gegtik
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                I miss feliCIA : felicia
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                  i miss angelparadox : EvilDolemite
                  • Nah, fuck her, what a trollop. : felicia
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              I blame you more for the american economic downturn : Horn
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                the fundamentals of the gegconomy are fine : EvilDolemite
                • penis stock is on the rise! : askedrelic
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                  I post day after day how can this be in question : boring gegtik
                  • dicks and butts are at an alltime high : EvilDolemite
    • So you're not bitter or anything? : mittense
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    Is this joke going to be made in every Mrs. Eldowski thread? : paroxym
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      What joke? : CrustaR
      • You shutup you. : mrseldowski
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    • lets hope so : xsii
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      What do you mean? CrustaR's jokes are THE BEST hahahahhahaha get it the best like my username : jenisthebest
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        jenisthebest...at not being funny! hahahahhahaha get it : thief
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        this is terrible jen what are you doing : AlexXdude
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          • that CrustaR is quite the character! : AlexXdude
          • Well, how do you feel about being the... best? : thief
          • At least he's consistent. : zakazi
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          • you guys just don't understand CrustyB's genius! : mikecyb
          • ahahaha that's pretty funny actually. : CapnChaos
          • What? You now think my posts are ... the best or something? : CrustaR
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        Jenis: THE BEST! : SockMonkeh
        • I always read it as "penisthebest", and it always disturbs me : Zero|DPX
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          at least nobody calls me Mrs. Eycb or something... although now that I said that they might :( : mikecyb
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• Shush, wont see till later for me >:( : avatar_58
• It's Maggie Simpson. : mechanicalgrape
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  :| :| not clicking >:( It's 9:30AM here. It's going to be a long day >:( : dodob
  • No kidding. I just finished off season 2, now I've gotta snag this. Geez! : MacemanInTW
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  This season is going to be nuts. : SockMonkeh
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    It's already nuts! : FormerHPB
    • Yeah I know! : SockMonkeh
• i am liking this so far, woop : strider_
• 10x better than season 2 start so far. I hope it keeps up! : indosauros
• this shit is bananas. covered in fruit flies. : porp
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  The new Barry Allen is cute. : JarEme
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    Oh noes, text dragging reflex >:( Hey so is the speedster a chick? : dodob
    • yes and hot too : Kiyohime
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  Mya is looking a certain kind of special : eforce98
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    what is her power exactly? i missed a bunch of the series : strider_
    • When she gets angry, her eyes glow black and everyone around her dies. : umcpwintermute
    • when the bitch gets mad her eyes turn completely black as do the eyes of anyone around her and then they : eforce98
    • She's retarded. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • She has inflatable boobs. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3388707328/nm1268158 : treefingers1
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  gah. i wanna watch, but the bulb blew in my tv over the weekend. it really sucks. i've been looking forwa... : drewroy
  • So much crazy shit is going down and it keeps going down! : SockMonkeh
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  Haha - Linderman just turned up. : Jonathan
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    I wonder if he's not actually there just in Nathan's mind. : Jonathan
    • nice catch : holinka
• the worst part so far has been the Knight Rider promos. : porp
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  HUH? Peter's mom can see the future? Has this ever been revealed before? I didn't know that was her pow... : umcpwintermute
  • Also, Mohinder setting himself up as god? Giving himself powers and being able to grant or revoke them f : umcpwintermute
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    Her power had yet to be revealed, although it had been hinted at. : Vincent Grayson
    • I guess ever since Isaac, they've needed that role, but still an interesting surprise. : umcpwintermute
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    That was always the speculation and on the season 2 DVDs somewhere I think in a deleted scene it reveals : TwiLyght
    • I guess I should go back and watch the extras on the DVD. I never got into the "extras" on the web or DV... : umcpwintermute
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  Anyone know when this will hit NBC.com? The girlfriend decided to record Dancing with the Stars instead. ... : protoman
  • Hulu tomorrow : umcpwintermute
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  god maya is so boner-rific : fletch_
  • i would suck shit out of her asshole : SockMonkeh
  • she makes me hungry for tacos :( : porp
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  Quite a body count building up... : Jonathan
  • Good to see they aren't shy about killing people off, it's a great start to the season. : umcpwintermute
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  shouldnt they cut his head off if he is unconscious? : whore
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    Do they know to do that? I know Hiro learned the Highlander trick, but does everyone else know it? : umcpwintermute
    • clearly they figure it out in some regard, see the dream mom patrelli had where they decapitate claire an : strider_
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      But isn't that obvious?! I haven't seen anything past 75% through the first season or so, that was just m : whore
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        As a general rule of thumb, I personally always cut the head off of any supernatural being I encounter an... : SockMonkeh
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          Thank goodness I am not the only one! : whore
          • I mean, shit, it ever works on the hydra. : SockMonkeh
        • I recommend cutting the head off and THEN nuking from orbit, just to make double sure. : umcpwintermute
        • Dude, you salt and burn it man...you have to use salt! Unless you kill it with a magical Colt cap and ba... : Vorlonesque
    • Well the woman that Peter and Adam went to see in the second season threatened to blow their heads entire : Vorlonesque
  • Well clearly thats an issue since Sylar/Peter are now confirmed brothers and such, and the mother doe : krym3
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  I hope they didn't blow their whole budget on these first two episodes, because if this keeps up all seas... : SockMonkeh
  • Also, I hope Nikki's twin at some point rips out Scorpion's spine. : SockMonkeh
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  Niki: So when she was Jessica, she had super strength. Did we ever find out what Gina could do? And now : umcpwintermute
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    I don't think it's supposed to be a new personality. I think it's her actual twin. : SockMonkeh
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      I thought she only had one sister, Jessica, who died? : umcpwintermute
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        Apparently she isn't dead, and she has no idea about her actual past. It was really traumatic for her so : SockMonkeh
        • that's what i was thinking: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=17997793#itemanchor_17997793 : strider_
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  ok the thing in the parking garage with niki or whoever she is and the freezing .. wtf. maybe i missed so : strider_
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    was the reporter that got frozen and shattered the actor who played greatest american hero? : whereiwannab
    • yes. I had a smile at that one. : steelsamurai
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  Suresh Mohinder more like Surjeff Goldbluminder : indosauros
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    that is horrible i laughed :( : strider_
    • me too, to my shame. : umcpwintermute
  • hahaha : porp
  • this post needs more love : dodob
  • ahm hum, hah, ahah, hum ha : d fluke
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  haha, this scene is funny. : porp
  • thank you turtle! : umcpwintermute
• wtf awesome : strider_
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  Man, Peter's mom, what a breeder. One kid can fly, one kid empathically absorbs everyone else's abilitie : umcpwintermute
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    haha i was just thinking, that old bird sure used to like to get her fuck on : fletch_
    • She's had Hiro's dad all up inside her too! : SockMonkeh
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    So Sylar was one of hers after all. Thought so. Who's the dad? I have yet to see the episodes. : Modica Sol Solis
    • My guess? Bob or Linderman : umcpwintermute
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      thoughts: A bit of a reach, but I like the idea that none of them are her kids. She has the power of sugg : Marauder IIC
      • That's what I'm suspecting, too. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    I think she's speaking metaphorically : freak!
    • I don't think she is :\ : dodob
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  Just starting for me. : pigvomit
  • Dude, you're in for two awesome hours. Totally awesome. : umcpwintermute
  • strap yourself in for pure awesome. i was half asleep when this shit started and now im wide awake : porp
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    sit back and enjoy because this is some good good stuff : strider_
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      Haha damn, I hate commercials. I got so used to just watching a full episode commercial free on Netflix.... : pigvomit
      • i survived by posting in this thread during commercials :D : strider_
• wow so awesome already : inc77
• Angela Petrelli is such a whore. : K1Bond007
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  wait there is a new heroes episode? : Hoax
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    there were 2 eps tonight : strider_
    • Heh if it wasn't for the shack i'd miss everything on tv. : Hoax
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  I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS 2 HOURS! I NEED TO SEE! WHERE?! WHERE!? :( : Sylvanus
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    Hulu tomorrow : umcpwintermute
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      :( Hulu? : Sylvanus
      • Or nbc : umcpwintermute
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        Hulu is awesome : indosauros
        • It is awesome, but I wish it had more movies. : Maddog_Delphi97
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  Heroes season 3 is not a drama. It is not action. It is, in fact, a comedy. With superheroes. This sh... : ConfusedUs
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    PS: http://img.waffleimages.com/17bf6ff9967de6d79e4a2d8b98da89807e6933d2/eyes.jpg : ConfusedUs
    • http://samanthalines.com/v-web/gallery/albums/RFCptAmerica/captain_rapeface.jpg : strider_
  • this entire thread disagrees with you...although Suresh aka the fly was indeed laughable : IcomeINpeace
• Elle went out with a bang : ejectorpod
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  This show is pointless. I have been a fan since day 1 and this show has become more and more annoying. : jimmy-buffett
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    As much as I disagree with you, I still lol'd at your Duke boys analogy. : pigvomit
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      But it's the truth though. The "will they survive" suspense is gone, the only thing left is the how. ... : jimmy-buffett
      • "24" did it for how many seasons? : whereiwannab
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    OMG ARE YOU HIRO CUZ YOU CAN SEE IN THE FUTURE? How do you KNOW that the end world scene doesn't come ... : ejectorpod
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      How do you KNOW that the end world scene doesn't come true? Because in the entire history of this show... : jimmy-buffett
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        ... The entire history...2 seasons, both with potential world ending possibilities. So, since it's ha... : ejectorpod
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          I'm not saying you won't have legitimate complaints at the end of the season, but those complaints this e... : ejectorpod
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            What I love is how he is taking a TV show based on comics to the standard of a show like 24. Comic books... : pigvomit
            • Not that it's much different from 24...worst that happened in 24? some toxic gas was released, a nuclear : ejectorpod
            • I think that's the thing at this point...if you accept that Heroes is going to play out like say...X-Men,... : Vincent Grayson
      • They actually planned to have the virus let loose last season...and have the rest of the season spent on ... : Vorlonesque
  • Yeah I have decided not to watch this season. I could not even bring myself to finish last season and now... : Evil Benius
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  I'm baffled at how the creators of this show can live with themselves. they should be paying marvel ripo... : Luminair
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    Isn't that like asking how D&D or any other fantasy game maker can live with itself after ripping off Tol... : pigvomit
    • if you feel so : Luminair
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    I'd love to hear your ideas for superheroes that haven't been done before. Please come up with 6-8 to bas... : derelict515
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      you missed the point, and do you understand why? : Luminair
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        please tell me enlightened one : derelict515
        • i'm also interested : aurealis
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  It's weird how all the complains jump in the thread at the same time. : SockMonkeh
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    yet they still watch : IcomeINpeace
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      No joke, if the same people are bitching next week then they're just being total fucking douchebags. : ejectorpod
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        Just because someone has complaints about the direction a show is taking doesn't mean they are a doucheba... : SenorSpine
        • complaints is fine, but some people are just being douches :) : ejectorpod
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  God this was goofy. * Believe it or not I got hired for a job on Heroes! Good to see The Greatest : ThomW
  • iawtp oh and you forgot * Tron!! in the believe it or not I got hired for a job on Heroes! still go... : beastrabban
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  Cheesy like Smallville but i'll keep watching I think they said last season that they went too slow of... : quadalupeupe
  • yeah, based on the preview it looks like they're not wasting any time : derelict515
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  Peter had an Irish Girlfriend who got stuck in the future is she still there? sucks : quadalupeupe
  • Pretty sure she's fucked. : SockMonkeh
  • Even worse, she's stuck in a future that doesn't exist anymore. : Vincent Grayson
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    I never understood why he didn't just go back for her before he erased that timeline. He can time travel ... : kingdok
    • nah, it was his way of dumping her : yAak
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  So what's up with the firefox logo? : Prozium
  • harbinger of doom, ms was right about it after all! : Hoax
• fucking awesome beginning to this season. : klearlyunseen
• There's quite an unbelievable amount of retarded behavior on this show, most notably by the two character : Vincent Grayson
• Think I'm going to wait until the verdict is out on the whole season before committing to this one. I ... : pyide
• we will see mature claire's boobs on screen? me wants boobs : Mini-d
• Hiro is a fucking retard. Seriously. I really hope Ando kills him with red Force lightning. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  I turned it off at the start of the second hour. I feel like I am watching a televised fan fiction. The w... : silent prophet
  • It did feel like a crappy fanfic! All of the claire scenes made me cringe at the writing...she may be ... : Kiyohime
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  The writers have totally nuked the fridge. The only character on this show that I find remotely intere... : Tommy Toolbag
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    No no no no no, why is that phrase making a return? : Evil Benius
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      Because thats exactly what the writers did with these opening episodes. It was all flash for the sake of ... : Tommy Toolbag
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        the TV term is 'jump the shark'. 'nuke the fridge' is reserved for movies and movies only. : deathofrats
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          Sweet Lew and I discussed this last night. Jumping the shark = something so out of context/character ... : Tommy Toolbag
          • Either way it is a stupid phrase that I thought we killed off months ago. I remember someone trying to fo... : Evil Benius
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            You are just making your own shit up now. : Slowtreme
            • Jumping the shark is a colloquialism used by TV critics and fans to denote that point in a TV show or mov : Tommy Toolbag
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            If your suspension of disbelief can't take Heroes, then you're doing it wrong. It's Heroes]s. As in Su : skankcore
            • shit, where did that ]s come from >:( : skankcore
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              Thats not what I wrote. : Tommy Toolbag
              • You said Heroes has nuked the fridge. So your suspension of disbelief can't be met by their storyline. : skankcore
  • Noah Bennet fuckin rocks, I agree, my fav character. : mrseldowski
  • Noah has a power. It's Being fucking awesome and bouncing a ball : kikilupo
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    Making up phrases that signify the downfall of a particular movie or show by referring to moments when ot... : pigvomit
    • No, it was awesome. : mittense
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    Noah Bennet is the only character that the writers seem capable of imbuing actual depth into. It's remark... : mittense
    • Adam was actually a step in the right direction as well. : mittense
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    i liked Sylar in the earlier seasons, back before he became nigh omnipotent and was just more about fucki : yAak
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      also, I like Kristen Bell because: ITS KRISTEN BELL : yAak
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        Indeed. Was a bit worried last night. : Jonathan
        • I agree with that. And then she exploded : Kaerof
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  They really need to kill of Sylar. Seriously, it's getting old. Yes, it adds some level of danger that th : Schnapple
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    Have they ever revealed what he does with the brain once he pops the skull off? I always though he ate i : pigvomit
    • He did it to Clare last night : holinka
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      That was great last night... So basically he Lops off the head and pokes around until he finds the "po : krym3
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        Yeah, but they never mentioned anything else about the specifics. Like what is it about the brain that h : pigvomit
        • Yea, and they probably wont... This is a good read, albiet unofficial.. http://heroeswiki.com/Sylar : krym3
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      It is some mumbo jumbo about he "sees how things work", which is why he was good at fixing watches. : TreMetal
      • He can easily analyze complex systems... Doesn't get too much more complex than the brain/body : krym3
    • For a long while I felt he had Peter's ability exactly and was just fucked up and THOUGHT he had to tear : Vorlonesque
  • NBC should just cancel the show entirely. : TwiLyght
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  I've already though of a way for this season to be made to not occur. Hiro just needs to go back in time : TroZ
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    if they use that cop-out I'm gonna flaming-shit-bag every one of the writers. They had an entire half-se... : beastrabban
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      They are already doing the very smart thing of removing travelling back through time as a plot device. Hi... : SenorSpine
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        that's not smart that's just a way of saying it's too hard to figure out what to do with all the possi... : quadalupeupe
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          no, time travel ruins television shows. There is no good way to let people go back in time arbitrarily, i... : SenorSpine
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            why give them this power to begin with if they knew first off it would end like this.... teleportation... : quadalupeupe
            • I agree, they shouldn't have brought all this time travel BS into it at any point, but thankfully it look... : SenorSpine
• Who else paused for Maya side-boob? : trOmblyj
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  hijack: i watched the very first episode of heroes last night and liked it.. does the show have a cohesi... : aurealis
  • Season 1 had a storyline but now its all over the place. : Tommy Toolbag
  • It has a little of that, but there's a definite story-arc and a reasonable amount of cool superhero stuff... : mn3m0n1c
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  I just started watching this show. Last night's premier was the first episode I watched. I thought it w... : jlavrenz
  • I'd definitely watch the first 2 season though... Season 1 especially : Shadowdane
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  Has it been mentioned that Mohinder is a giant douchecock? I hate him even more now >:[ : invisible_kid
  • yea i cannot stand that guy : mwasher
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    Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll kill him this season - even if they turn him into a villain, he'll stil... : mn3m0n1c
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      He can't be taken seriously as a villain with that voice of his. Plus is it just me or did he totally tw : invisible_kid
      • Ahahaha, I couldn't put my finger on it but you're right! They definitely did something to them. : mn3m0n1c
      • he's the fly, not spider man...I wonder when his body parts will start to fall off... : .frame
    • they don't kill anyone on this damn show. : cltcprd
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  I hated it. There I said it. I thought it was complete shit from the start, now I will ramble about wha... : grandmasterlee
  • ^^^^ FORGOT TO SPOILER DONT READ : grandmasterlee
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    You'll have a lot more fun watching it if you ignore loopholes. This is true for all tv shows. : Edges
    • season 1 and 2 were not that blatant =\ : grandmasterlee
  • I completely agree with this. Nothing annoys me more than that their powers and their ability to wield th : zakazi
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    Regarding Peter running: If he had just disappeared or flown away, people would've been like, "oh shit, : BoKnows
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      But he also has mind powers where he can plant thoughts/weave illusions, which is how he appears to be no : zakazi
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        Though even with that I can see it being two sides of the same coin, however hiding the gun? seriously? E : zakazi
        • I call this the Harry Potter effect. The Checks and Balances never add up with Magic/Imagination : krym3
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      How about stopping time, telling your brother DONT TELL THEM OR THE FUTURE SUCKS, then leaving. Oh, yeah : grandmasterlee
      • ^^^ sigh forgot to spoiler tag again, if you are in this subthread though you should know better. : grandmasterlee
      • Well, we don't know that Nathan didn't do other, significantly more awful things in that future, and that... : Vincent Grayson
      • lol, nooooo too simple. Not nearly convenient enough. I think the writers are in the back freebasing coca... : zakazi
      • It's the problem with introducing time travel into any show, it doesn't matter what anyone does anymore b... : SenorSpine
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        He can stop and interact normally in frozen time, his brother can't. : ejectorpod
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          he would just go back before the press conference, there's no reason to tell him during it : grandmasterlee
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            Uh, wasn't he with the present-day Peter the entire time? And if we remember out BTTF 2 well, seeing him : ejectorpod
            • he=Nathan I mean. : ejectorpod
• why do i keep watching this pos? :\ : dodob
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  Also, did anyone Pause TV and check out the computerized villian files that Claire and her dad were looki : krym3
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    He's also Weevil from Veronica Mars. :) : cltcprd
    • Yeap! : rosewood
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    I'd like to think he makes people bleed out of their every hole. : dodob
    • Probably could... : krym3
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  I think the way Hiro doesn't realize that he potentially is the villain in the future is hilarious. And b... : dodob
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    Well I don't know - I wouldn't think at all about myself being the villain and I don't think he does eith... : Katarn3279
    • Yeah, but WE ALL KNOW. : dodob
  • Cmon, everyone knows the one who shoots red lightning is the villian. : malevolence
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    As for shitty writing, I like how the producers won't actually permanently kill anyone. Sure, the minor : TwiLyght
    • they didn't even both killing nathan off for more than .3344 seconds before bringing him back, so lame : grandmasterlee
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      I'm kinda pissed they killed off the cute redhead memory girl >:( : dodob
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        and yet SYLAR IS STILL ON THE SHOW : dodob
        • I agree Sylar should have been dead since season 1. stupidest season ending ever : deathofrats
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  It's a good thing Chuck is back, because I'm really losing faith in Heroes. : cltcprd
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    Chuck Life : trOmblyj
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      Life The Office. : treefingers1
      • The Office Burn Notice...fuck :( : Vorlonesque
    • I tried to like Life, but the main character made me want to punch myself in the balls. Chuck is good, c... : cltcprd
• marlo from 'the wire' as a level 5 detainee! : whereiwannab
• Did anyone else swear out loud when a "flying man" saved Claire? I kept thinking "JESUS FUCK THAT MORON I : avatar_58
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  Ok, so with this being the first episode I've ever watched of this show, I have a question for those of y : jlavrenz
  • I'm not entirely sure Heroes was designed with video game cash-ins in mind. : A Sponge
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  I had an awful Bioshock flashback when Suresh injected himself : rosewood
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    Really? My flashback were the The Fly scenes. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • Christ, he even had the Goldblum hairdo. : Mad Brahmin Disease

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  The price point on the discs is ridiculous. I love HD but I'm just not prepared to drop $30 on a movie. : dirge23
  • or $300+ on a player when I have an upconverting DVD player that looks good enough to me. : FormerHPB
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    www.deepdiscount.com has them for almost the same price a lot of the time. 1-2$ difference on a lot of mo... : gibolas1234
    • amazon has some good prices on blu rays also : Chuck Walrus
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    Whats the normal price for a new film on DVD in the USA? : peetabix01
    • 15$ or so for a new release title. Can get movies as cheap as 2-5 bucks now when things go on sale. : breadsticks
• I would imagine that the appeal of BR is pretty limited outside the enthusiast market. I know this is an ... : SilverSnake
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  HD TVs and BR players are still too expensive : gibolas1234
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    HDTVs and BR players are still too expensive 85% of the old women that watch QVC have HDTVs. they're ... : Korban
    • no? I consider anything over 500 expensive. On an HD TV that price you wouldn't really notice unless y... : gibolas1234
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  My receiver is out of inputs, so this would be an expensive upgrade, regardless of the cost of the BR pla... : elwood00
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    You know, the BR players play DVDs too. : MisterClaw
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      My DVD player is using the composite input. I'm out of component ones. I'm also out of digital audio in... : elwood00
      • And we wonder why people aren't excited about HD discs when people aren't even taking full advantage of D... : MisterClaw
• i'm not buying a blu-ray player until i get a larger TV capable of 1080p. right now, HD does nothing for ... : Mmmmmoo
• If they started releasing BR movies that included regular DVD version as well I'd be more interested. I ... : Bruzilla
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  You must really hate BR. : carnivore
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    Right, because I rant about how horrible it is every day. : Fred Garvin
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      It wouldn't be selling poorly if you didn't point it out. : elwood00
      • Yes, the article even mentions it's Fred's fault. : Endymion_
    • Horrible? I don't really agree it's horrible, but I also don't believe that Blu-Ray is really necessary r... : Dusty_Slim
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      You actually do quite a bit of postings about it from what I recall. Obviously not every day, but enough ... : carnivore
      • nice job, you nailed him. Thank you detective, I think we can close this case now that we have ousted thi... : Jackass1233
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  Yup, like all new technology it's expensive and not widely used yet. But I love it and wouldn't trade it ... : baronzemo78
  • Yes it will. It will cut it for most people. We all may be videophiles and audiophiles, but the large maj... : ColoradoCNC
• Most of the people I know, which is few, don't even know what BR is. Let alone, are going to pay $25-$35 ... : blakhawkjohn
• When HD-DVD was around, Blu-Ray discs were like $20-25 at Wal-Mart in my town. Target was always higher a... : Tommy Toolbag
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  Buying movies is too expensive : bozer
  • agreed. There are few movies I will watch 8 times to warrant the cost of an HD purchase. : gibolas1234
  • Definitely. The player should be much, much cheaper, as by itself it does nothing. It only enables buyi... : Richese
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  It's all about price. I pick up certain select movies in BR but it's way outside the "impulse" buy range... : hawkeye
  • Completely agreed. The vast majority of blu-ray releases are old movies we have all seen before on DVD o... : OwenButler
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  Let's see, $35 bluray movie orrrrr 3 months of bluray rentals from netflix.... Yeeeaaaa not even a tough ... : .ka`boom.zZz.
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    I'm turning around minimum two movies a week too so eight a month... Three months... 24 movies vs one fro... : .ka`boom.zZz.
    • Did you just troll your own post? : InflatoMonkey
• they won with the ps3 and now are paying for it because, come on, did you really think teenagers have exp... : vassili_zaitsev
• The prices for movies suck, yeah I'm going to pay 39.99 for a subpar version of Predator on BR. I woul... : ghost in my shell
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  villagers demand access to hi def digital downloads, i don't want another physical format! : fletch_
  • I'd love to know why this is so hard. Unpaid pirates can do it, but the studios can't figure out a way? ... : hawkeye
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  That's because Blu-ray's consortium is doing as little as possible to succeed DVDs: -pricepoints are s : EvilDolemite
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    ^^^ I agree. They are not trying very hard. : baronzemo78
    • they don't have to, thanks to the death of hd dvd. Man the more I look back, the more I realize HD DVD d... : EvilDolemite
  • Wow, you could replace "Blu-ray" in the post and have pretty much any Sony product. : hawkeye
• It's the prices, this isnt much of a mystery. No way in hell is your average person gonna pay $28-$38 f... : nukewinter
• They want to much money for the discs. : Pneum0
• People won't pay $30 for movies anymore. And the players need to be $99. : GeorgeB3DR
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  To be honest I'm perfectly fine with DVD image quality. The resolution bump doesn't impress me enough. No... : Marauder IIC
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    that's basically the problem I have with it too. Sure I can see the difference, but it's just not that gr... : edgewise
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      ^-- this *tends* to be because of mediocre blu-ray releases. And if somebody drops $40 on a mediocre blur... : pyros
      • Yea, a /really good/ BR release is an amazing thing. Otherwise it can look worse than DVD :[ : Ebu
      • I don't think that's really the reason. Basically, I don't sit so close to my TV to really care about the... : edgewise
  • Personally, I only have a 32" TV, and upscaled DVD looks fine on it. I'm sure I'll pick up a blu-ray pla... : aethyr
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    if you think DVD res is fine, then your TV is way too small. : ultramega
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      This can be one factor, yes. DVDs look like shit on my 46" Bravia, specially when compared to BD. : Nitrium
      • move 20' back, problem solved : qwpeoriu
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    /\/\ doesnt have an hdtv : feek
    • True, but I've seen high definition movies on them, and while GitS 2 looked great in 1080p a resolution b... : Marauder IIC
  • Yes, thank you. HD is nice and all, but I don't get people going apeshit over it, saying it's 10000X bett... : thetangent
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  Its too bad. DVD looks like ass with all the compression in the image. A high bitrate gets you a lot more... : Serpico74
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    great now make the players $100 and the movies $19.99 or less : EvilDolemite
    • $100 players took about 6-7 years for that to happen with DVDs. I think we'll get there even faster with ... : Serpico74
    • I couldn't see myself buying movies unless they were like $10. Otherwise rentals may way too much sense. : DinK
  • signed, just the price is what keeps me from buying lots of blu ray discs. I hate watching DVDs now sinc... : gmd
• It is important to note that in the same period of time that DVD was out compared to Blu Ray, standalone : Serpico74
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  Also it was the same with DVD. The first year or so all DVDs were $30 or more and players were expensive... : GeorgeB3DR
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    BR players and optical drives have already dropped in price about twice as quickly than DVD did in the 90... : Serpico74
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      Go back and look at the introduction of CD players! :D The first Sony was available in 1982, but they did... : mn3m0n1c
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        I paid $450 for a 2x burner by HP, and it fucking sucked. : gmd
        • Same here, my first CD burner was probably the same one. Brutally expensive. : Serpico74
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      I paid $200 for my first DVD player in 1998--wasn't it 96 or 97 when the firsts were available? I rememb... : Halen
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        The first units were sold in late 95 and I remember players being in the $250-$300 price range in 98. I o... : Serpico74
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          Are you sure? I remember being in high school when DVD was first released and that was at the earliest la... : Prozium
          • Blurg, yes, mid-1996, my bad. : Serpico74
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  Give it a little time ffs, it's like 6 months out of a state of uncertainty re HD-DVD to an 8% share, als... : d fluke
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    No one said its doomed, but the adoption rate is slower than anticipated, likely caused by the ridiculous... : unsound
    • True, but on the plus side whenever I go to rent movies, I can always almost guarantee I'll find what I'm... : AlexXdude
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  dark knight willl sell a bajillion bluray discs : Chandler55
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    as long as it is not $40 : gmd
    • I think TDK is the only movie I'd buy, even if it was 40$ : AlexXdude
    • Crying over an empty wallet while creaming yourself over HD Bale complicates things. : Bamtan
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      I've been buying BR movies for the last year and I've never needed to spend $40 for a single disc release... : Prozium
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        $30 is still ridiculous : EvilDolemite
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          For The Dark Knight, it's a bargain. : Bamtan
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            Why so you can watch it 50 times? Seriously, who is going to watch that more then twice even. Great movie... : bozer
            • btw (I will be buying it to) but im a consumer whore : bozer
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          The format is 2 years old. Right now it is for the early adopters. DVDs were easily the same price for 2-... : Prozium
          • i didn't buy dvds either until they were around $20. just my personal threshold that millions of consume... : EvilDolemite
        • Correct. : kahuuna
  • the dvd will sell better : Richese
  • That's the movie that I'm going to get Blu-Ray for. Might not be this winter, but that's what I'll get it... : sgtsanity
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    I'm getting Dark Knight and Ironman on Bluray. Both were awesome movies. : ThomW
    • yeah, i've watched a ton of rented BR movies, but those will be the first 2 i actually purchase : qwpeoriu
    • I want Speed Racer on BluRay. but I don't have a BluRay player or an real HDTV. so I guess it's not that ... : Slowtreme
• Until HDTVs are commonplace in homes, there is as of yet no reason for Bluray to succeed DVD. : Totenjaeger
• I think Sony is fucking up the movie market with their BR player prices, which are too expensive ($400 fo... : InflatoMonkey
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  I still think DVDs look great so I don't know why the fuck I'd bother, even on a 42" samsung plasma. Its ... : not work safe
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    I don't know how people say this, it is like night and day on my setup. : gmd
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      It's not worth the extra $10 (sometimes $15) over a DVD though, except for a select few movies... also I ... : mikecyb
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        This is why I only own 10 or so blu rays but god dam they look good. : gmd
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          that's what I would do : mikecyb
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            I really just want streaming media that doesn't looked horrible, rented a movie online for $4-5 is so muc... : gmd
            • god what is wrong with me today I can't type. : gmd
          • As soon as these bluray drives come down in price my BD collection is getting put right onto my media ser... : ieGod
    • same here, on my 1080P 50" screen I can tell a HUGE difference between BR and a DVD : randomnull
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      Seriously. The difference here is like Liv and Steven. :[ : My Documents
      • I dunno, did you see Liv naked? : Old_Fart
• I was just thinking about that yesterday while strolling around in a Future Shop; I have a feeling BR isn... : mystifier
• It will be several years before I ever buy BR. The discs cost half as much as my TV and more then my DVD ... : graceofdragons

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  Watching those videos gives me the impression that it's not very smooth in operation and pretty much does... : Visceral Monkey
  • The basic utility is there but it's lacking all the polish. Stuff like that will fly with hardcore geeks,... : SenorSpine
  • I also don't like the GTK look to the interface, it's very "linux" and not the way I'd like my phone ui t... : Richese
  • My feelings exactly. : dodob
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    I don't think it helped that the phone itself wasn't very good looking. Maybe it's just an engineering s... : IndigoAK
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      It's a phone. Not a piece of jewelry. I don't get these kind of complaints about phones/MP3 players... : FormerHPB
      • what's not to get? i don't think he's suggesting form is more important than function but it's certainly... : dromo5
      • So you can't have nice looking, functional electronics? =/ : IndigoAK
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        Many people expect something durable and tastefully designed for $300 -- especially when that's what the ... : adpalumbo
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          he said it LOOKS cheap. Who's to say that it is or isn't at this point? No one has seen one in person y... : FormerHPB
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            it seems to look a lot different than an iphone to me, except for being a rectangle and having a screen o... : Slowtreme
            • Definitely looks different than the iphone. Looks cheaper to me as well. : OmegaRed59
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        The massive success of the iPod/iPhone and it's stylistic finish mean that you can have a capable device ... : ieGod
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          Exactly. I think it's cool that Android runs on Linux and can do a lot of stuff, but so far I haven'... : IndigoAK
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            I don't know BlackBerry is pretty damn successful and isn't exactly winning any beauty pageants. : stonedonkey
            • I think BlackBerry is mostly existing on a Seniority factor. It's an established platform, and lots of IT... : Slowtreme
          • lol, how about the fact it's an open source platform : flasher 907
      • do u buy all your electronics at toys r us? AHHAHAHAA : kn1fe
      • People are incredibly vain in general. It's a huge issue if you care about selling stuff and not about ph... : terath
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    Like it was with the iPhone, you should wait for the second generation. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      mad brahmin post : kn1fe
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        What does this even mean? : ColoradoCNC
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          ColoradoCNC post : aeg1x
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            What does this even mean? : ColoradoCNC
            • aeg1x post : hax3d
            • Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this : okhelosir
    • the first iphone was kick ass. issues only happened with later updates. : festivalman
  • hopefully updates will smooth things out : aurealis
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    But what is the hardware comparison? If the I-phone has better hardware then it's not really a fair compa... : locater16
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      What kind of argument is that? Are you buying a phone or are you buying an operating system? : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • it's an argument to dimiss the phone and not the platform???????? I guess??? : boring gegtik
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    But its open source! The community will make it better! : d3tached
    • Screw the community, I'll make it better. For me, at least. : theamazingrand0
  • That's what I felt. : ieGod
  • big surprise, apple is all about glamour and the way they can do that is by tightly controlling *everythi... : flasher 907
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  It definitely looks choppier, but also take into consideration that the iPhone is on rev 2.1 and android ... : Dynotaku
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    Wasn't iphone v1 actually smoother than v2 and 2.1? : derelict515
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      iPhone 1.0 was much smoother than 2.0. They got it back up to snuff with 2.1. : Serpico74
      • Lies. It still has issues on my 1st gen. iPhone peaked at 1.1.4 and it's been downhill since. :( : tfboc
• It has a lot of potential but is not quite polished enough yet. We'll see how it looks a year from now a... : c_man_tmt
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  Too big, too slow. It's not like Apple is going to stop revising the iPhone, so if this platform is iPhon... : yakz
  • The beautiful thing is that Android should be able to work on most phones, especially PDAs. Wait until... : phobium
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  Oh yeah - I can finally talk about it - ask me anything - I've had one for about 6 months. : virus
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    better than iphone y/n : dahanese
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      n : virus
      • Haha, end of thread. : ieGod
      • holololola : askedrelic
      • Hahaha, all you need to know right here folks. : Arsenal
      • hmm.. : Mmmmmoo
      • haha damn : ThomW
      • Ahaha, damn. : brickmatt
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    Is it cheaply made and ugly? : FormerHPB
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      The dream hardware is a piece of crap. I'm pretty shocked actually because HTC makes some damned nice ph... : virus
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        Do you think it will 0wn 1 year from now? : CrustaR
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          Yes. The OS is solid and will continue to get better. Its mainly the dream's fault. : virus
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            Check your Shack Messages :) : stonedonkey
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              Oh snap! Will check it out... : virus
              • ur fired Google : stuka
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    Does it really not support A2DP? (When other HTC phones do?) What's with the lack of a headphone jack? Is... : dodob
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      A2DP: not sure Headphone jack - 100% HTC's fault. : virus
      • I'd laugh at my friend at HTC for this but I'm sure they're laughing all the way to the bank right now. T... : dodob
    • HTC phones use a USB connector/adapter for headphones these days. : DarkWolf5
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    You can ask me too, I've had one for a bit over 2 months now. Also I concur with "better than iPhone: n" : Zero|DPX
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      Although my impressions are biased. I've actually never owned a cellphone before this (one of only a few... : Zero|DPX
      • Welcome to the modern age! : omnova
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    Microsoft Exchange? : phobium
    • Good question. I only use mine with gmail. I'll check. : virus
    • According to the press conference, "not out of the box" : Zero|DPX
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    Is the whole "closet of icons" motif default on every phone? Are vendors doing something else other than ... : dodob
    • I actually really like it on this one. You can have the full closet or you can move shortcuts to the des... : virus
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    Battery Life? : deveus1
    • Bluetooth + wireless + push sync = bad battery life no matter what device. However, with BT and wirele... : virus
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    How much of the UI is hardware accelerated at this point - for example, the zooming in the browser, does ... : mroizo40
    • Also, have you been able to try Enkin? : mroizo40
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    * Is there other (better) hardware out for it soon? * Will Verizon produce a phone, or did they bail f... : theamazingrand0
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      I doubt Verizon will make a phone - only Sprint and T-Mobile are part of the open handset alliance. That ... : mroizo40
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        Verizon used to be, but yeah, they're big dicks about that (like apple, which is why I dont want an iphon... : theamazingrand0
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          I don't think you really understand the iPhone app culture. It's actually very inviting to developers, a... : adpalumbo
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            Sure, but its crippled in that the bluetooth isn't useful for anything at all, and I'm locked in to a sin... : theamazingrand0
            • Bluetooth is an edge case, but if its an issue for you, that's certainly understandable. All of Apple's ... : adpalumbo
        • Yea I've been most annoyed with Verizon and their phones, but their service is so great it's hard to drop... : stonedonkey
    • I don't really have an answer for either of those questions yet. : virus
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    Question for everyone, really: Which Canadian provider carries HTC phones, and have they announced anythi... : dodob
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      I know Telus carries HTC phones. Don't know anything about Canadian Android yet though. : SenorSpine
      • Canadian Android is Vantage model sir. : The Key
    • everyone carries HTC phones, but the G1 is a GSM phone, so it'd have to be Rogers/Fido that picks it up w... : Postal
  • Tmobile says they will cancel your data service for BB's etc. and replace it with the G1 service. Do you ... : fotografico
  • did you get to carry it around for 6 months in public, or just keep it at work : Mr.Fusion
  • General questions for virus - from your viewpoint, what is the biggest weakness of Android? The biggest ... : jingletard
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    6 months?! You bastard could have shown me!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Could have, but you also could have been cool and then maybe I would have. Oh snap! : virus
      • ur so dead : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • OMG, you're the one who leaked all the blurry pictures. :) : pap26
• Choppy. All these tip calculators and flashlights will run way better on my iPhone : stuka
• That street view + compass thing was awesome. : Beady
• I bet they love it when people immediately whip out their personal iphones and start comparing it to thei... : DOOManiac
• I think the responsiveness of the UI is not an issue. The browser doesn't seem as buttery as iphone but i... : pap26
• I would really like to have one of these phones. Might not be as flashy as an iPhone, but crap.. Google M... : dealie

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• you're my favorite shacker, kokujin. also, pgp. : electroly
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  Label your VHS tapes as Star Trek: The Next Generation episode titles. : TwiLyght
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    i lol'd out loud. (laugh out loud'd out loud?) : xxiv
    • you actually yelled LOL instead of just laughing? classic. : obiquatro
    • you L'dOL : perstephanie
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    We once foundsome of my friend's dad's porn on a tape labeled something like "1980something Olympics Ope... : perstephanie
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      Reminds me of my old Transformers collection. : Endymion_
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        It was all porn too? : perstephanie
        • All of it no but segments of it did get taped over. With stuff. Near the end. Where my folks would never ... : Endymion_
• Hide it deep within some folder structure? If she's not as bright as you say she'll never find it. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  best one I've heard of is create another partition, then mount the partition as a drive or folder when yo... : epit
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    good show! but have you heard of a program called magic folders? i used that in the past with some succes... : kokujin
    • some? not 100%? you mean you've been caught? the goal here is 100% success rate. any less and its worthle... : epit
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  Truecrypt : StuMan1337
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    Truecrypt is what you want, but what you really want is not to hide it from her. : rock elf
    • i imagine this is why the inf button was invented : teethmarks
  • This. : boarder2
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  In a folder named PORN on the desktop. : trOmblyj
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    A friend of mine was storing all of his porn in a folder called "Hi" on the desktop. Naturally his gf sa... : crimrOw
    • but was he busted? or just looked dumb? : das_runt
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  Misdirection - label all every folder PORN : DooBall
  • I love this solution. Do it. : perstephanie
• 1) zip it all up into a big file 2) rename the zip to winsvc32.dll 3) drop it in your system32 folder ... : skunk_ape
• D:\Program Files\EA Sports\EA Online\save : Juno
• breakup : heuristic
• How much is she going to be looking for it? Usually you can just bury it in a file in a file in a file wi... : perstephanie
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  I just made a folder and only allowed my user account to access it, any other account gets a nice 'Access... : Shadowdane
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    WHAT IS THIS SHADOWDANE!?!? I DEMAND TO SEE IT. /girlfriend : xxiv
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      BABY I DON'T KNOW, IT MUST BE SOME WINDOWS SHIT : snicker-snack 2
      • i lol'd : MoreVespeneGas
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  Be honest with her about it? : changejar419
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    You have got to be careful about this. It is important that we keep woman in the dark about male masturb... : Cyco52
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      WHAT??? GUYS MASTURBATE?!??!! : jenisthebest
      • Every minute we're alone. o___o : DM7
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    "i have meticulously downloaded, ripped, edited, renamed, and organized this porn. there used to be 700 g... : kokujin
    • That's a lot of porn. : Mmmmmoo
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    He was, that's the problem. : spazzium
    • Well if that's the problem and he wishes to continue enjoying porn, then he should find a new girlfriend.... : changejar419
• Is your porn collection mostly trannies? : mace
• You need pron with a girlfriend?...sounds like early marriage : SlingBlaze
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  the extent you people go to hide your porn astounds me : jenisthebest
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    I know. Porn should be out in the open and freely shared! : TwiLyght
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      i leave mine in the woods all the time : jenisthebest
      • You are a true patriot. : TwiLyght
      • A true American. : ant_hillbilly
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    you people?!? : xxiv
    • the people in this thread? shackers? boys? boy shackers who post in this thread about the elaborate means... : perstephanie
    • i know, that was so racist : dirge23
  • I find it to be confusing as well. In the past guys I've dated have labeled theirs "porn," "pr0n," and "w... : perstephanie
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    i'll tell you what, you get women worldwide to stop being so weird about porn, and we'll stop hiding it : electroly
    • Get our puritan society to stop socializing everyone to be so weird about porn and that might work. : perstephanie
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  So wait... are you black? : mace
  • with a name like kokujin I would assume so : retardhumper
• If it's videos, you could zip or rar them with zero compression. That would allow you to still view them ... : Marauder IIC
• You need to nest folders within folders. First folder should be "HEY" the folder inside that should be "W... : kikilupo
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  F that. I don't hide any of my porn. In fact I have this DVD at home with a white top on it that you can : voodooraze
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    are you serious? i will make sure my next girlfriend is from the west, or thinks freely. im getting tired... : kokujin
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      your gf gave you chlamydia and won't let you watch porn. i think it's pretty clear what you have to do h... : electroly
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        her mom is the guarantor (will take my debt) through the duration of the contract of my apartment. 2 year... : kokujin
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          Laff, show her some random jap porn and say "DO YOU SEE WHAT YOUR COUNTRY PUTS OUT FOR THE REST OF THE WO... : dedgecko
          • Holy shit! : famine101
          • fuck, just bring home a sack of live eels : skryte
      • Give her HIV? : Endymion_
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      Hell yeah I'm serious. You can't have a healthy functioning relationship if you're hiding your true self.... : voodooraze
      • mmm, BLTs : dirge23
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        I Fucking Agree with this pervert ^^ : Megara9
        • :) Thanks, I ♥ you too. : voodooraze
    • wait, is this the girl who didn't know guys masturbate? : perstephanie
  • keep up the fight! : blindi0815
  • 100% agreed. : [7]kami
  • This man speaks the truth. I share all of my porn with my wife and we have no problems. : funnynamehere
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  Suspicious, stupid and chlamyidiafied is one unfortunate combination. My boyfriend admitted to putting... : Snuffles-
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    well, it was a year after the tranny that i begun to date my gf. i used a condom with el trano and didnt ... : kokujin
    • she gave it to you dude. there isn't any doubt here. : electroly
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  if you can't watch porn WITH your gf you're dating the wrong chick :l : Megara9
  • ^^^ : mwasher
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    I used to... and then she found Jesus. I shit you not. : Edges
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      Haha! That happened to me once except he found Brigham Young :D : Megara9
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        did he then dump you for being too old? : riptyde
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          no he dumped me cuz I didn't read his mind. He found religion and I was fine with that, but he never EVER... : Megara9
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            File this in the "revenge by living well" thread, which mostly seems to consist of "my ex's life sucks no... : perstephanie
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              ??? I must've missed that thread : Megara9
              • It's right where you belong, though. : DinK
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      She's a pederast? : A Sponge
      • 8-year-olds dude. : mindfk
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      tell her a rock is as useful as jesus, except the rock accepts prOn : reverend~heresy
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        maybe she found jesus under a rock! : askedrelic
        • told you, the rock is more useful! : reverend~heresy
    • Them's grounds for a dumping son. : Dynotaku
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      Google desktop search is too powerful : rosewood
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        You can find Jesus with Google desktop search? : trOmblyj
        • Yes, but this is not a documented feature. : rosewood
    • That's why I always label my Jesus files as porn. : zehh
  • ^^^ : Dynotaku
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    i was joking around with my gf the other day and said something about teabagging and she said "please, i'... : mindfk
    • lmao!! Nice. : Megara9
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      I think it's kind of hilarious that you don't think women know what women do in porn. : perstephanie
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        I think it's kind of hilarious sad that so many women know so little about it. : Ebu
        • Start an educational program as a public service. : perstephanie
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        it wasn't that i thought she didn't know what goes on, it was the way she said it that instantly made it ... : mindfk
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          So do most of my friends (both genders), so I still think it's funny that you were surprised. : perstephanie
          • oh okay. : mindfk
    • i love that she turned red, how cute : das_runt
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    Every now and then my gf would be, "show me some porn!" And I'd be like, "OK!" But then she complai... : dodob
    • She watches it for the plot and acting?? : Simulacrum
    • mine complains that I don't. : Marauder IIC
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      I hate those trite lead-ups to scenes and the bullshit talking. I don't want to see a fucking interview o... : Megara9
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        How about poorly shot B-footage? : SilverSnake
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          B-footage? What IS that? : Megara9
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            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B_roll Basically the shots in a movie that doesn't involve the actors. Ci... : SilverSnake
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              Hmm, b-footage might not be the correct term... And the article doesn't really seem relevant either. T... : SilverSnake
              • wtf, there is no reason to even HAVE this shit in porn. WTF I SAY! : Megara9
            • Burn Notice has shitloads of these :D Not a porn, but I thought I'd mention it. I often wonder if they us... : dodob
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      Skipping scenes for the win. 1. Watch the opening to get an idea of the players, see if it's one where... : invisible_kid
      • both +lol and +inf. : dirge23
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        #1 is curious but what the fuck is with #4? : DinK
        • Well, you have to see how it ends you know. There could be something crazy going on and you'd never find... : invisible_kid
  • Find me a cute girl who would actually watch the kind of porn I do and I would marry her on the spot. : Evil Benius
  • i can watch porn with my fiancee, but we don't have the same taste in porn so we rarely do : dirge23
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  Don't listen to these amateurs. I've been married for 20 years. Learn at the feet of the master. Fir : Phil
  • The master has spoken. Let no man/woman/tranny doubt his experience! : obiquatro
  • +inf : aurealis
  • Just one word of warning with this. Items hidden with magic folders still show up in various disk defragm... : mactu
• DON'T HIDE PRoN, SHARE PRoN! if she can't handle said prOn, she ain't worth fuckin : reverend~heresy
• I'd just rename the file extension and name waaaaaay back in the day when I used my parents computer. Now... : pun][sher
• Just for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL_DxT2UOyo : Rag and Bone Man
• Just rename the files to .dll and throw them in a windows folder. : Chod
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  you gave her CHLAMYDIA. if she can handle THAT, she can handle you watching porn. : das_runt
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    tru.dat : aurealis
    • Except in reverse. : famine101
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  Now you're just trolling. : DJ Clipdat
  • i'm pretty sure this has been trolling all along : dirge23
• chances are, she's the one with the porn, you probably downloaded it from her without knowing it so I wou... : grandmasterlee
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  Important: You must set up decoy porn. Use one of those hide the folder things on your crazy tentacle/... : NexusOne
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    I think the Jessica Alba pictures would bother me more than the actual porn. : perstephanie
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      why? : edgewise
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        I dislike her significantly. : perstephanie
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          what if the only thing keeping you with him is him pretending you're her in bed : EvilDolemite
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            That would be significantly weird. : perstephanie
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              pretending that you're jessica alba is the only thing keeping me with my girlfriend : aurealis
              • Sweet. You're welcome. : perstephanie
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          How about pictures of Alba with badly photoshopped knives stuck in her and he claimed to masturbate to th... : Dynotaku
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            Keep going... : perstephanie
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              How about pictures of just a pile of women's clothes on the floor and say they're screengrabs of Alba fr... : Snuffles-
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                Well, hang on, are there still knives though? : perstephanie
                • Are they sexy knives? : A Sponge
                • The clothes have blood and hair on them. : focusdaily
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        jacking off to one woman is not ok. jacking off to acts of sex is. : reverend~heresy
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          Damn right. No, I just don't like Jessica Alba. : perstephanie
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            ^^^ doesn't like Jessica's racial ambiguity. : edgewise
            • It's true, I'm extremely racist, but only against people I can't pigeonhole. : perstephanie
            • racial gender? : SilverSnake
      • (Note that actual porn doesn't bother me, so "more than the actual porn" = "at all") : perstephanie
• you're so gold, please keep posting : felicia
• make a folder called HARDCORE TENTICLE PORN and then inside it make a text file called "lol jk.txt" : ninjase
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  my favorite shackthread about girlfriends and porn was the shacker whose gf said that she "bets he has po... : das_runt
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    this sounds like a Utopia thread or reply : AlexXdude
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      http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16398181 fucking knew it rofl : AlexXdude
      • ahah yes, so good.. i just love the visual/audio of her crying and hitting him : das_runt
      • that is amazing : ninjase
  • yeah that story had me rolling. : mindfk
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  I only date girls who are ok to me jerking off to porn. : risimage
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    Better than you jerking off to the Care Bears movie. : perstephanie
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      are you sure that's not porn? : skryte
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        No, see, it says "Care Bears" right there on the label. It's right next to all his ST:TNG tapes. It's wei... : perstephanie
        • the real problem i think is that bears don't have tits. : skryte
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  I've had porn stashed on my GFs computer for over a year now. So far she's only found the stuff on mine :... : lapskaus
  • That is sneaky. : perstephanie
• Question #1 what are you doing sharing a computer : EvilDolemite
• Real men have nothing to hide. http://qml.quiettouch.com/files/publishing/marketing/MarketingDaily/2... : treefingers1
• Is she a MODEL? No? DTB! : sr71photo
• don't : [7]kami
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  Shoudn't need to hide porn from your gf. If they don't realize why guys have porn, then there's no point... : deadhorse
  • SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. how's that single life deadhorse : EvilDolemite
  • lololol : felicia
  • Do these girls seriously abstain from viewing porn and/or thinking about fucking other guys while in a re : perstephanie
  • Women know guys have porn. They just don't always realize the nature and quantity. : mactu
• Make a folder named "Upload to Interweb" and fill it with pics of her naked. : lightly inclined
• best solution: http://www.fukung.net/v/7928/0d17b8ad23ac9a3a26a1184dfba22adb.png : rgoer
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  hide the porn up your ass. : windowpane
  • asspennies : felicia
• a semi-nice dinner in a restaurant + a realistic talk. no ultimatums, nothing. a "this is how it is, t... : dahanese

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• Pretty pictures. : Goncyn
• great film :) : steve_o
• Dude's wife was dying, she thought the mayans were cool, she wrote a story about past lives and wolverine... : esad
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  nothing much, really. Don't you get it? She is the tree! It's like the cycle of life and shit, it's so : DonkeyPopsicle
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    You're just mad cause you're shallow. : noobja
    • I'm mad because it sucked. : DonkeyPopsicle
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  What confused you, I shall be your seer. : noobja
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    I actually liked the movie but it didn't make a lot of sense with space wolverine drinking tree cum and f... : baronzemo78
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      basically wolverine is trapped in his own mind feeling that death is the 'end' and his dying wife wants h : aurealis
      • tree cum! tree cum! tree cum! : sKetchflow
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      you can argue that the space scene never happened, or that it did. with the "it never happened" argument,... : noobja
      • this btw is just barely a chip in the massive amounts of interpretations to be had about this movie. one ... : noobja
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        I'd never thought about that 2nd bit. How he found the cure to death and lived that long... : mwasher
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          that's the way i see it : wtf242
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            i belong to the school of 'it was his mind's journey' : aurealis
            • Same here. : terath
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            This is what Matty says in his American Cinematographer article. He says he shot the space stuff as if i... : Wheatloaf
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              As I understand though, Aronofsky said the movie was intentionally ambiguous. : terath
              • yeah, i think he just stumbled onto genius ambiguity here. it works so well no matter how you look at it. : noobja
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          I figured he was super old because he drank tree cum and it made him immortal until he flew into the dyin... : baronzemo78
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            why was the tree dying then if not to symbolize his wife? : mwasher
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              Because he was using it to stay immortal. The tree was immortal until he started taking parts of it away : OverloadUT
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                oh ok. how are we to assume he found this tree? is that somehow related to her book? : mwasher
                • its the same type of Amazonian tree that he used an extract of to cure the monkey, and the same one he p : YamatoTwinkie
      • I believe the latter, although both interpretations are valid. : OverloadUT
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        I am in the second camp I took the conquistador story as something his wife wrote, an allegory for his qu... : nomaad
        • whoops spoiler tag'd sorry guys :( : nomaad
        • Yeah I completely agree. Man I think I loved that movie. : OverloadUT
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    The story is open to interpretation, it's part of it's beauty. : pieman
    • There are no correct answers. : pieman
  • I took the movie as: Spanish era stuff was the wife's story she wrote. The modern stuff was the 'actual' ... : glio1337
• a whole lot of awesome : wtf242
• layers of story and symbolism and gorgeousness =D : aurealis
• I loved it. I hope the Criterion re-release happens. : My Documents
• Now watch Primer : indosauros
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  here we go. paging wtf242 : oHnOES
  • oh he already responded, lol : oHnOES
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  i cried the second time i watched it. :`( fucking booze. : mwasher
  • haha that's why i havent seen it again. too proud to cry! : noobja
  • i did the first time. i dont know if you are trying to be gay or not : oHnOES
  • i fell asleep both times : industro
• love. : .sticks.
• never saw the movie, but it has a fantastic soundtrack by clint mansell and kronos quartet : peat
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  Just forget about it and never watch anything directed by that guy. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm00047... : trevis
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    ok sorry... what and why..? he is a genius : oHnOES
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      for serious. requiem for a dream? pi? what : oHnOES
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        Did you not like those movies? : Lone Swordsman
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          read what that says again. those are some of his best movies : oHnOES
          • Right, I just skimmed these, apparently. : Lone Swordsman
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    Talentless hack. Pretentious wind bag. I hate him, everything he does (that i have seen) is garbage... : trevis
    • oh okay. : mindfk
    • eh, I think the jury already came back on this one and you seem to be in an itty bitty minority. : mwasher
    • Your mind must be easily boggled. Oh god i'm back on the shack :( : noobja
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      true/false: you enjoyed the Transformers : EvilDolemite
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        http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=14913120 lmao : JINKY
        • Haha... that's an excellent review. I think. : ThrillKill
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        Because a movie about GIANT ROBOTS from SPACE, that TRANSFORM and BLOW SHIT UP is suppose to be deep and ... : gmd
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          *monocle pops out* : DonkeyPopsicle
          • http://gmd.shackspace.com/OptimusShacknews.jpg : gmd
        • you just completely singed off my goatee and monocle : EvilDolemite
    • I've only seen Requiem for a Dream but I thought it was good. : action roommate
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      I think you've confused him for David Lynch : randomnull
      • ^^^ I think this might be the case. : mwasher
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        This thread is getting more lol by the minute. : midgetherder
        • I'm hoping the conversation gets angrier and angrier....it feeds my energy levels DARRIN ARRANAFFSKY I... : PlanetPerfecto
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      You thought Requiem For a Dream was incomprehensible? That movie wasn't very hard to figure out. : OverloadUT
      • drugs r bad. : erotic sock
    • lol : wtf242
    • Darren Aronofsky comes across as one of those guys who are completely enamored with the art of filmmaking... : lightly inclined
    • I hate Sofia Coppola, too. : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • lol : JINKY
    • I really enjoy his works, but I'll agree with you on certain aspects. Requiem for A Dream is one of my f... : dopeman
    • olol ok then. : nomaad
    • Your opinion is garbage. He's very gifted. : icon_of_syn
    • i would have really liked to have seen what he could do with Year One : qwpeoriu
• BTW this movie was fucking amazing looking on Blu Ray in 1080P. : baronzemo78

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  I read 30 pages and haven't picked it up since. I'm not in a good enough place personally to handle that... : rossimo
  • After reading it I'm not so sure I am either. Man, what an intense book. Can't wait to see the movie ... : SatansFist
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  It's like Children of Men for me in that it scrapes out your soul with an ice-cream scoop, but still mana... : sgtsanity
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    I don't think it manages to be hopeful at all. Whereas Children of Men ends on a somewhat hopeful note (a... : Vincent Grayson
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      you don't know where the little boy goes with the man though. You also are not told what the man's inten : redfive
      • i guess its times like this when my screen name comes true. i hated both the road and children of men bo... : ibrokn
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        True, but I just never felt like there was any impression that the world was going to get better at all, : Vincent Grayson
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          What about the last paragraph? I'm still trying to figure out what it means... what do you think? Kind : SatansFist
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            I guess I just assumed he was referring to the world being an old and mysterious and unknowable place tha... : Vincent Grayson
            • I don't know about that... from what he says there it sounds like the world was already mapped out, alrea... : SatansFist
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            It's been awhile since I have read it but isn't the last paragraph hinting that fishes were born again on... : MrLobo
            • I dunno, the whole thing is written in past tense though... : SatansFist
          • It sounds to me like he's referring to the possibilities lost. : crummynz
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  It's the greatest environment message book I've ever read. Yes, that's not the point of the book but it' : Super Sparker
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    I don't see how it's environmental, since the end was pretty clearly nuclear in nature. : Vincent Grayson
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      Yeah I agree it's not environmental at all. It's very clearly a nuclear winter scenario, and seems like a : Psigun
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        I dunno, it could actually be a number of things, though the author does hint at nuclear winter at times. : SatansFist
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          At some point during the book, I recall the father having flashbacks to finding out some city or another : Vincent Grayson
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            True, I suppose that could be what The Man eventually died of. He was coughing up blood from the very sta : SatansFist
            • I don't recall that, either. :| : Super Sparker
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              Who knows, maybe I'm mixing bits of A Canticle for Leibowitz in there. But I do recall him definitely tal... : Vincent Grayson
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                "The clocks stopped at 1:17. A long shear of light and then a series of low concussions. What is it? sh : Nobody Good
                • True. Plus, as soon as it happens he's already filling his bathtub and sinks with water, getting ready fo : SatansFist
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                  How far away could you hear nuclear bombs going off from? : Psigun
                  • Pretty far, I'd wager. : Vincent Grayson
    • To me I saw it as a completely devastated environment, a planet that is just...dead, completely unable to : Super Sparker
    • doesn't explain the frequent earthquakes. probaly supervolcanos or meteor, though of course there isn't : smax
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      It doesn't matter whether it's nuclear or not. It basically tells us "hey, take care of the fucking plane... : Drewus
      • Also, I too think that it was nuclear in nature. Just because earlier on in the book when he is thinking ... : Drewus
  • PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Now read Blood Meridian. : mechanicalgrape
  • Yeah I have that on my "to read" list. TBH, it took a while to get into the style of the book. The fra... : SatansFist
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  I tried to read it twice but the way that McCarthy writes is so terribly boring. : Richese
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    I had a hard time getting into it, but then I ran out of pot and all of a sudden I started to understand ... : SatansFist
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      I found it the opposite of boring. It was one of the most captivating books I've ever read. Finished it i... : Psigun
      • Yeah, same. Though it took me a couple of nights. : Drewus
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  Maybe I'm dead inside but I thought it wasn't totally depressing. It could have been way worse, like gett : Rampancy
  • I don't know, if it went down that road then you end up with Saw the Novel, and that definitely wasn't wh... : SatansFist
• Loved it. : tomservo
• Wishlist'd : CasbahBoy
• I loved that book. Hard to read at first (lack of commas, use of "and"). But even before the half way mar... : Drewus
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  Wait until the movie comes out. I went to a screening recently, and was depressed for hours afterwards. : Toastz
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    Oh I'm jealous of you. Not the depression part, but that you've seen it. : trOmblyj
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      It's a totally awesome movie. Well-made, well-written and very well-acted. Just depressing as hell. : Toastz
      • Woo can't wait! Loved the book. : trOmblyj
  • ! i'm excited :D : packav
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    There isn't a trailer, is there? : Super Sparker
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      I don't think so. It was an industry screening. I got lucky and was my friend's +1. : Toastz
      • I loved "The Proposition", the director's last flick. I'm antsy for a motherfuckin' trailer. :| : Super Sparker
• i thought it was pretty weak as a piece of literature. It was more like an upscale sci-fi short story. Ki... : snicker-snack 2
• I read some story about a real life guy who was blamed for the rape and murder of his two female cousins ... : Zolneirz
• SO GOOD. I loved that book. : systatic

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• Where did you steal that from? OMG BURN! : trOmblyj
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  oh fuck that's awesome! thanks! : Mr.SEX
  • wait this isn't working on my linux machine : Mr.SEX
• whoa, i just hit the home key by mistake and got really confused when it flew back to the top of the page... : Dave-A
• lol : drucifer
• Hahaha good one. : omnova
• i just hit my latest chatty shortcut... : dedgecko
• My Mac already did that and didn't even need a Home key. Take that. : Bamtan
• cool. should come in handy. : re4ctor
• In latestchatty.app 1.3, if you hit the top bar it scrolls you to the top :P : Yanks
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  that's stupid, it did that before. you didn't change anything : wtf242
  • Shhh! We like him to think he earned that paycheck. : Githyanki
  • now he's added "End" key support to fly to the bottom of the page!!! : Dave-A
• faker : afrochops
• Goddamn you are good. : yosemiteclimber
• On a related note I noticed that the screenshots got some slight changes. : crummynz
• when i redid the layout on the majority of the pages in our web app i obviously did it using css and obje... : mindfk
• i think we need some kind of a site that will test the speed at which one can go from the bottom of the p... : festivalman
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  doesn't work in Chrome : mikecyb
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    oh man pageup moves the comments up exactly one screen and pagedown moves them down one screen! how long... : mikecyb
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      pup did the page up/page down stuff not long after launch : haiku
      • wow I didn't even know that was possible with javascript that guy should write a book or something : mikecyb
• Webby Award for Innovation right here! : freshyk
• omg i think google news just stole your code haiku because it works there too. news.google.com you ... : mindfk
• also i think virus is a mole. : mindfk
• Between this and that Wario youtube. My browser is made of MAGIC : Slowtreme
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  pls 2 be adding pg down support too thx : ninjase
  • and opera support thx : ninjase
• U R pretty : dognose
• Fucking awesome! Thanks! : Snif DeCrac
• If you could make it so I can also scroll up and down the page with my arrow keys, wow, that would be jus... : A Sponge
• what is this fucking ajax web 2.0 bullshit? people like you are ruining the web : zakk
• Haiku is funny, but sometimes he doesn't make sense, the home key works now (threadless ripoff) : mrwolf710
• noway. next you are going to tell me that the "End" key will bring me all the way to the bottom. get ou... : dopeman
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  i dont have a home :( : mindshot
  • How sad :[ : Ellissd
• Hmmm didn't work here. When I touched 'home' I became The Rocketeer. : icon_of_syn