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• Command & Conquer : Renegade Natural Selection : zebosausamite
• Tribes (over 33.6 dialup no less!) : PoopStewart
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  Descent 1 and 2. God those games kicked ass in multiplayer. : mindmann
  • i loved these games and never even played multi : aurealis
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  Planetside, the early days. :( : nevicata
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    Another vote for early Planetside. : newek
    • And another. : Ziz
    • It still makes me sad to think how awesomely fun that game was. :( : nevicata
  • This one. : dasampla
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  I absolutely loved Anarchy Online.... I thought it had a great community that was completely self-driven.... : thebigbinky
  • cool! i used to listen to that, I think one of the things that drew me into AO so much was the story and ... : duncandun
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  Meridian 59 was kickass until I got killed due to lag and lost all my gear :( : Richese
  • Wow, someone else played M59 :) Here's to hoping that Darkfall will actually be a good successor PVP wise... : or_smth
• Halo PC custom edition - : flagg209
• Need for Speed III was awesome. I think we played that at lunch almost every day in the school lab. : o0JediBeavis0o
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  I liked the feeling of joining a Quake Server via QSPY and playing with HPBs : pun][sher
  • Which reminds me, no one uses the lpb term anymore :P : pun][sher
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  RTCW MP and RTCW Enemy Territory ..spent 2 years playing those games almost exclusively : cptstern
  • Fuck yes. : royalally
• The Diablo clone Revenant : OverloadUT
• Firearms and Gang Wars mods for HL1 : h o s t i l e
• telearena on a multi-line BBS.. that shit was whack, yo : beastrabban
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  I liked getting highschool pussy, when I was 18. : Slowtreme
  • i liked it better when i was 25. wait what? : waxthirteen
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  I liked Crystal Pepsi : two50six
  • I liked Holiday Spice Pepsi! : PoopStewart
  • I did too! People would look at me strange when i'd buy it and drink it. : Ziz
  • Same : smegmar
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  Star Wars Galaxies - GOON SQUAD ON LOWCA REPRESENT'N! : liqker
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    Yep! Though Ahazi here. : Ziz
    • Gorath "Germany's SWG Mallorca" here : razorblade79
• Everquest Dark Elf Priests unite! : breadsticks
• Orbitz. The drink not the travel service. The original NES Powerpad. Nintendo cereal. Good awes... : changejar419
• Earth and Beyond =( : paravis
• FUZE Drinks with the little bubbles, and LYCHEE CUPS... before the FDA banned them for kids choking :( : Iwannaacura
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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles PUDDING PIES. Those were fucking tasty. : serenj
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    Oh god, i think i remember those. They had that snot green pudding in the middle, right? I dimly recall... : smegmar
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      Yup and I think they had a green shell as well. MMM : serenj
      • I remember fucking HATING them, but buying them just the same because they came with TMNT cards, I think.... : heartsauce
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  I played Illusia. Best MMO ever! : Judecca
  • Quest For Eternals. I don't think it ever got out of beta : Judecca
• Science & Industry : DonkeyPopsicle
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  I liked the Quake mods which added ninenty utterly random and super overpowered weapons. : A Sponge
  • Painkeep was hilarious. : kramweil
• Dude, I played AO up until ~1.5 years ago. Had a level 208 enforcer and a few other 180's : goatjc
• Opiates, Rock & roll, Mac & Cheese, under boob and breakfast. : voodooraze
• threewave ctf for q1 oh heeellz yeah : industro
• Quakeworld DM, I miss it. : lightly inclined
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  I played the holy bejeezus out of Darkstone (like Diablo 1.5, the year before Diablo 2 came out). It was... : Teiresias
  • dude I used to love that game! I think it was my brothers though, so I used to have to sneak play it beca... : duncandun
• You can still play AO for free now. I think i kinda ruined it the one time i bought some credits. Was abl... : Ziz
• Infantry at the Sony Station was amazing when it was free. : okhelosir
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  n{Natural Selection}n : DrWaffles
  • Wrong friggin brackets, damn it. WHY AREN'T ALL THE COLORS {}'s. >:( []'s should be for formatting >:(>: : DrWaffles
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  I liked having the imagination of playing in the yard outside when I was 10, or throwing couch cushions o... : icon_of_syn
  • Used to play the couch cushions game with a friend where you had to get the other person to step in the l... : okhelosir
• Lithium Q2 : smegmar
• CTFS : hatelull
• Ultima Online circa 1998/99 Everquest in the beta test/right after release Unreal Tournament '99 : Iazu
• I really really liked the neocron beta, mostly just the city part though. The redlight district was s... : braaains

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  Everyone's going to say CoD4. : Deathlove
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    but its already on the list :D : Demius
    • No, Call of Duity 4 is on the list. : Ride-My-Rocket
• if you think you'd like Infinite Undiscovery (wtf kind of stupid name is that ?) and Tales of Vesperia, y... : qwpeoriu
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  Crackdown, Saints Row. : Ziz
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    Didn't like the demo for crackdown :( : Demius
    • You have no soul :( : google
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      why do you hate fun? : scottythejock
      • hah this comment made me lol... im so quoting this :D : Demius
• Lost Odyssey (rpg) Rainbow Six Vegas 1 and 2 (shooter) Mercenaries 2 (3rd person action) Condemned 1 a... : changejar419
• You could get CoD4 on your pc if you really want mouse+kb Anyways, NHL09 I enjoy alot, I think its mor... : SlingBlaze
• Mass Effect, Puzzle Quest, GeoWars2 : razorblade79
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  Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise : zanzares
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    Yes! So much fun! : nevicata
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      And it's Viva Pinat}ba: Trouble in Paradise. : nevicata
      • lol : Mmmmmoo
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        Trouble in Paradise indeed.... : Toth21
        • Jerk! : nevicata
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  Fallout 3 is due out this year. Infinite Discovery I've heard a lot of mixed things about, you may want ... : breadsticks
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    holy shit, 87 hours?! i thought it was like a 40 to 50 hour game :( : Demius
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      Anything with "infinite" in the title is likely to be longer than you think. : deveus1
      • he was talking about tales though... i heard "Infinite Undiscovery" was a fairly short game : Demius
  • You say that like it is far off. It is only one month away. : Totenjaeger
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  Dead Rising : pun][sher
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    ^^ this. Also, FPS on a controller is not that bad at all. Sure, it will take some adjustment since you ... : FormerHPB
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      I played the game up to the ferris wheel in single player, but i was borrowing it from a friend while he ... : Demius
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        really? i thought dead rising was terrible, it doesn't tell you at all where to go, and the fighting is s... : SlingBlaze
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          Don't listen to this man because clearly he hates good games. Dead Rising is one of the best games I have... : OverloadUT
          • I hate everything that is good : SlingBlaze
      • This game is easily worth a purchase. the multi on live is REALLY good too. This game has by far the mo... : FormerHPB
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  Earf Defense Force!!! : wretchedradio
  • ^^^ this : DrZettl
  • Definitely NOT this. Such a piece of crap. : virus
• Overlord (Pikmin meets Fantasy Satire) GTA4 Rock Band 2 (borrow 1 from a friend and import all the ... : kallanta
• Civilization: Revolution Battlefield: Bad Company Geometry Wars 2 The controls for COD4 are spot on.... : hoov1185
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  Scrap all of those and pick up EDF2017. : ieGod
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    Voted Best Explosions In a Game by me. : ieGod
    • Seriously when there's two giant walkers with their gamma rays and lasers and bombs and whatever and you'... : ieGod
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    EDF needs to be a XBL game that I don't have to go trapsing around to put the disk in the drive, so that ... : Masem
    • XBL coop would rock my face so hard. : ieGod
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    No - don't. Its terrible. : virus
    • This guy is so wrong. : ieGod
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  i will train you in cod4... for a price..... : -=kodiak=-
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    *cue ghey pron music* : FormerHPB
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      is there a difference between gay porn music and straight porn music? : mwasher
      • that is EXACTLY what i was wondering. : xsoulbrothax
• Get Crackdown. It's a blast co-op. In the end, Crackdown is a solid game that falls just a bit short of b... : ConfusedUs

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  Note: The Xbox 360 templates are in this build, but you can't deploy. This does fix Zune deployment o... : RomSteady
  • im thinking of updating to 3.0 now, I've already deployed my DBP entry and submitted, so the only thing i... : Demius
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  Can you use it with Visual Studio 2008? If so, I'll upgrade with the beta. : mittense
  • Also, if you ever want a physics solution do not use BulletX. Holy shit that thing absolutely loves makin... : mittense
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    Oh, yay, you can use VS08. : mittense
    • yeah and im looking for the ISO i burned of VS2008 Express CD i downloaded from MS :(( can't find it. : Demius
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    I haven't had a chance to really play with VS2008. Why all the love? : Modulus
    • Remember how 2003 was okay and 2005 was better? Well 2008 is even betterer. The UI is nicer, intellisen... : Horn
    • For me the IDE in 2005 was pig and has been improved dramatically with 2008. : abunch
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  Are there any XNA based engines out there? I want to fiddle around but I really don't have the time to b... : Horn
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    There's TorqueX ( http://www.garagegames.com/products/torque/x/ ) but I was incredibly underwhelmed by th... : mittense
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      I don't need much for 3d. Something that can load static models would work fine for me. I don't even re... : Horn
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        Also I'm more interested in progressively generating the game world where as a big part of Torque X seems... : Horn
        • That's one of the reasons I didn't like TorqueX. I like complete control over how my game's world and aes... : mittense
        • They have a lot of samples on their website that can be adapted. Really, XNA's C# framework is pretty hig... : zehh
  • Check out the different starter kits on the Creators Club ( http://creators.xna.com/education/starterkits... : yonderboy
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  This is an update over the XNA 3.0 CTP I already have, right? : rock elf
  • Yes. : mittense
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  Okay ,playing around with it a little bit... i think auto-implemented properties are my new best friend :... : Demius
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    oh. I forgot about that feature. Shit. : mittense
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      what other cool features are thre that I should check out? : Demius
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        LINQ; anonymous methods. : RomSteady
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          Hey RomSteady, do you know how the "New Content Project" thing works? If I click on "Windows Copy of Game... : Demius
          • oh snap, nevermind... you can have multiple content projects?! .. this mean i could seperate my content p... : Demius
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        Lamdba methods : derelict515
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          Revenge of the functional nerds. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
          • Hah yeah. Although these just get turned into delegates unless you choose to use expression trees. Very c... : derelict515
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            The real revenge is in F# actually : derelict515
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              So it's...Booger? : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
              • F# is way cooler than him : derelict515
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    How does it work in VB (case insensitive)? : Horn
    • Unsure, i just did it real quick, set a break point in the class on the "public string SomeString { get; ... : Demius
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    that's a feature of .net 3.5 as well, very useful. Also, anonymous types. : mnok
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      yeah, but thats got nothing on their dynamic language stuff coming out :) Its good to see MS reacting to... : filthysock
      • I wouldn't worry about that. Check out codeplex : derelict515
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    Yeah, I like that you can have the get and set at different levels of accessibility. : abunch
    • You could do that before : derelict515
  • it's about time~ : Agrona
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  Change List http://www.thezbuffer.com/articles/550.aspx figure some people would like to see this. ... : Demius
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    Oh nice, Color is no longer readonly. That was really annoying, and now it can also accept floats! : DHAvatar
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      oh nice i didn't see that.. I used to just use new Color(byte byte byte byte) :( : Demius
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        Yeah, that's the only way to do it right now, and I hate wasting memory. :( : DHAvatar
        • I just converted everything over to 3.0 and playing... hehe :) : Demius
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          Should that be a stack allocation? Color is a value type. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
          • I was never a fan of throwing "new" everywhere. I'm more used to C++, so every time there's new, I alway... : DHAvatar
          • The problem to watch out for with value types is when using as properties. This is why most value types ... : jake
• any word on final release? : VolcanoTaco
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  I'm using the CTP at work for our new engine. Goddamn it's fun. It's not the highest performing soluti... : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
  • Is anyone as psyched about 'var' and the upcoming C++ 'auto' keywords? So fucking nice. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
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    wasn't that one of the big pulls of managed code? Decreased development time at the cost of some performa... : Demius
    • IIRC, native calls from the .NET runtime take something like 40 cycles at a minimum, so you don't want to... : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
• Just installed it and built Cubegasm under VS9/XNA 3 beta and it worked fine without any real effort. I l... : mittense

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• Phil is so cool, he gets such a fun job. : Iwannaacura
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  It is hot, no doubt about that. Full frame sensor /drool Cheaper than the D700 too, which is surprisin... : MoreVespeneGas
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    same price as what I paid for the D700, bless you best buy 10% off coupon. : gmd
    • you sexy bitch you : MoreVespeneGas
• I wish Canon had some sort of trade up program. : mroizo40
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  Do you really think this camera would help you take better pictures? Would you even know how to use it to... : not work safe
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    I know my wide angle lenses would actually be wide angle :D : afrochops
    • This is very true, even my 50mm/1.8 is so much more useful on my D700 now. : gmd
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    Do sports cars make people better drivers? Does that make people want them any less? : mroizo40
    • That's not even close to a reasonable comparison. : notd665
    • Well, a dialed in sports car will help, yes of course. Simply because of the more responsive technology, ... : not work safe
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    For me, I would benefit from the full frame, and the higher ISO capabilities. The improved AF will be a n : re-verse
    • "It won't make me a better photographer, but it will help me take better shots." yesss! : jenisthebest
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      Is this camera the only one that has the ISO cap and AF? I guess I'm just asking because lately I've b... : not work safe
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        It does have a much greater ISO range, especially compared to my old 20d, or my fiancee's brand new xsi. ... : re-verse
        • I have a 5D mark I and it's still an upgrade across the board (except the full frameness). Going from a 2... : mroizo40
  • No, but I'm getting more and more annoyed by the crop factor on my Rebel. I've been thinking of going ful... : shyguy74
  • it's the indian, not the arrow : whereiwannab
• If RED didn't have their sexy video camera coming out in the Spring I'd be all over this. : afrochops
• I need to know when this is coming out, so I can work a few extra hours that week. IT WILL BE MINE! ... : re-verse
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  LOOK AT THE VIDEO!! Someone linked this last night http://www.pdnpulse.com/2008/09/canon-5d-mark-i.ht... : Iwannaacura
  • squirrels eat wood? : GloriousCow
  • wow - that's pretty good : dedgecko
  • holy fuckikng shit. I want one now too. : Skoal^Fyfan
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    I don't get it, you can take videos with this DSLR? : mnok
    • yeah and the new nikon d90 : cpt_gloval
    • The link above says you can take 1080p and the camera even has HDMI out. : DinK
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    warning: the focus is limited on DSLR videos! notice how they never really change the focus point? that... : Postal
    • Does the D90 do this? I think you could use manual focus with it so you could alter the FP. : afrochops
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  Canon's ergonomics makes me want to punch people, so terrible. : gmd
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    I think that's more true of the rebels; I like the higher end ones. : mroizo40
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      I'm so balls deep into Nikon's ergonomics anyways I could never switch. : gmd
      • Well that's more preference than actual bad ergonomics. I own a canon and I'm used to it. I played with m... : mroizo40
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        Do you have doll hands or something? I've always found the canons ergo to be very comfortable once set up... : re-verse
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          it has nothing to do how it fits my hands, but where the button layout is. : gmd
          • Highfive Nikon buddie! : tfboc
      • This is basically my problem and the reason I've been sitting with my D70 for so damn long. Can't wait t... : midgetherder
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  I want to ditch my Canon cameras and buy Nikon ones. I'm just f* tired of Canon. : Mini-d
  • Why? Because they release awesome new upgrades? : re-verse
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  0.021 GIGAPIXELS?! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    That's fuckin 0.000021 TERAPIXELS!! : magistersmax
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      how many femtopixels is that? : dirge23
      • Billions and billions : Carl Sagan : Enkidu
      • I think 2.1 * 10^22 or 21 sextillion, 21,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 : DinK
• I will be buying one, I need the megapixels... going to sell my existing and beloved 5D. : steelsamurai
• I think its time to upgrade from my 20d. : adsriordan
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  did they announce any new lenses too? i thought i heard about a 35mm 1.4L mk2 or something? : whereiwannab
  • http://www.dpreview.com/news/0809/08091704canon_ef24mm.asp : gmd

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  hahah black girls ass ... sesmaster is now officially assmaster : Ovate
  • so perfect : gmd
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  haha CrustaR's is epic : mikecyb
  • I think he loves me : sesmaster
• did you do gibson and goldstein yet? maybe their front page stuff, or the blurb that goes with latestchat... : snicker-snack 2
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  is mine not in your gallery? http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/184692/pancake_humper : pancake humper
  • yeah i forgot to redo that one. oops! : wtf242
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  I just owned you : boring gegtik
  • welcome to pwnageland population u : boring gegtik
• Do mine, do mine! :-D : jasonepowell
• hey, if you finish your list o' people to do, I'd love to see what mine looks like : MisterPhoton
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  laurgasm's MY BOYFRIEND, lol : sesmaster
  • also WOMAN FAVORITE VAGINA : action wombmate
  • just wait, soon enough all you'll hear is MY FIANCE. : laurgasms
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  here's the source code of my script.. I'm tired of doing this. I figure only the hardcore will be able to... : wtf242
  • I love you, wtf242. : DrWaffles
  • Oh God.. this makes no sense to me. Do I need something to run the script in? What? wha... wha... oh fuck... : voodooraze
  • sweet : dopeman
  • cool : Mmmmmoo
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    You are doing a search, then. :P : cerealSAM2
    • what? : wtf242
• Thanks wtf242 for your hard work. You are still a beautiful man, and the prettiest of shackers : sesmaster
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  :-( : dahanese
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    also if you filtered out curse words you filtered out most of my words you motherfucking cunt licking who... : dahanese
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      every shacker said "pretty" and "fuck" and "lol" so much that everything else was extremely tiny : wtf242
      • poop : dahanese
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  I wish I was a well known shacker. : hirez
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    it takes about 3 hours a person, I couldn't do everyone :[ : wtf242
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      DO ME DO MEEEEEEE : mikecyb
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        I'm going through the painful process of figuring out how this works right now, once I've got it figured ... : MisterPhoton
        • I would do it but I don't have access to anything with Ruby and sqlite and I'm not about to set it up jus... : mikecyb
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          make sure you host it and make it an online service - "enter your shackname here" -> "generating" -> win!... : gakera
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            that would be a terrible idea : wtf242
            • no it's ok marteen loves to be passed around like a spittoon : gakera
            • the only way I'd ever do that is if it ran a queue, only doing one person's at a time, specifically desig... : MisterPhoton
        • oh I see how it is. mikecyb you post jumper. : hirez
        • I want someone hot to do me : rosewood
      • I am doing you right now, unless Photon replies saying he's already done it. 90 minutes to go. : OverloadUT
    • I was about to ask for you to do me.... but 3 hours?!?! You are mad. : voodooraze
    • Do me you filthy fuck. : Rauol Duke
    • I'm 9th overall in the shack postcounts, surely that warrants me being well known :( : Toraz Chryx
  • You are a well known shacker! : terath
  • http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/193258/Shack : sumo-hacker
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  GAY is bigger than both STRAIGHT, GIRL, and CHICK on Korban's. We can put that argument to rest. : fishbone
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    there was an argument? : mwasher
    • Yes, some people still think he's straight. : changejar419
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    my favorite part of Korban's is OMG PENIS right next to eachother :D : laurgasms
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      i like: install balls : Korban
      • LOL!!!! Freakin Wifi Rape : Korban
• Thanks for doing all those! I know they took you a lot of time.. A LOT.. but they were quite a bit of fu... : changejar419
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  i just uploaded AskedRelic. I had his word list but forgot to generate it.. it's funny http://wordle.net... : wtf242
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    SEX BIRTHDAY MONEY PILE!!! : DrWaffles
    • earth cock Phil? : nevicata
  • haha hahah ha hahaha : laurgasms
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    aw that's skewed because of his daily lol pile post though : mikecyb
    • Yeah :( : OverloadUT
• ASS is clearly the most important thing in the universe. Man these are funny. : stuka
• lol @ hoopy : focusdaily
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  and here are the word lists if you want to generate your own: http://www.turnofthecrank.com/wtf/wordle/ ... : wtf242
  • If I can get mine to look good, I'll definitely do this. Thanks for the scripts! : Yanks
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaa why is my word list not in there for mine? :( : pancake humper
    • it's there now. I just reran my script on it : wtf242
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    could you do one for me wtf242? please? : orgcaptainnemo
    • if he's not doing mine, he's certainly not doing yours /monocle. : hirez
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      i'm not doing any more. i posted my source code : wtf242
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        make it with a gui : orgcaptainnemo
        • He only posted it BECAUSE it's hard to figure out. If everyone used it, it would rape the shack : OverloadUT
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    wow, thanks for doing this. Just out of curiosity, how does this work? I'm sure I've typed way more words... : edgewise
    • I did your latest 10000 comments. It's only the top 500-700 words.. lots of "noise" words are filtered ou... : wtf242
    • last 1000 posts, and it chooses the words with the highest frequency to display, drawing them with a font... : boring gegtik
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  Hah hah Dognose's is perfect. : Dynotaku
  • DALLAS CHINESE OBAMA vs WHITE DUKE NUKEM Fight! : Slowtreme
  • "California shackers suck black kid blood" : smegmar
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  why does george mention "release" so much? http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/189870/georgeb3dr : ]pm[chem
  • He's a big believer in "The Secret." : RomSteady
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  i want to be done :( : jayares
  • I want DNF to be done :( : dognose
• Phil's new Wordle is very good http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/189920/phil : Slowtreme
• I prefer your older wordle of me: http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/180258/My_Documents_Shack_Posts :[ : My Documents
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  thx!!! http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/189422/Overburn i dont think i say my name that often tho ... u ... : OverBurN
  • yeah you do, search your post history : wtf242
• WOW ASS : Mad Brahmin Disease
• my lack of java is killing me. I can't open any of those up to get a better look, but it's still very fu... : FormerHPB
• Mine's pretty boring: http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/193110/Shack : sumo-hacker
• http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/193112/edgewise : edgewise
• This one is still my favourite: http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/176995/pap26 : aaarrrgh
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  Hahah, GeorgeB3D's is funny. DUKE NUKEM RELEASE MONEY! And thief!!! SPY COWARDLY??? Now really thief. ... : terath
  • hahaha, I don't know :D : thief
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  Thank you!!!! :D (would it be hard to put that on a black background?) : virus
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    find the thread above where i linked to the text files with your words.. open it, copy it all, paste into... : wtf242
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      kick ass man - thanks : virus
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        Fuck I laugh a lot. You guys are funny jerks : virus
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          retarded monkey hockey ass? : DrWaffles
          • hahaha hockey retarded monkey ass hahahahaha : virus
• I redid mine after removing a bunch of crap that had high counts from several threads where I posted an e... : action roommate
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  Thanks so much wtf242; you are awesome :D. I'm running mine now with a little improvement: http://www.ap... : OverloadUT
  • Also it was the first time I did any Ruby code. It's a pretty easy language! : OverloadUT
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  c:/ruby/lib/ruby/gems/1.8/gems/httpclient-2.1.2/lib/httpclient.rb:1497:in `initialize': A connection atte... : Flying h4x0r
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    It's working fine for me, they aren't blocking the flood of requests :| : DrWaffles
    • check your shackmessage :( : Flying h4x0r
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  You totally left mine off... DICK! (just kidding) : mace
  • http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/181823/Mace_Version_2 : wtf242
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  Mine, if anyone gives a damn: http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/193720/DrWaffles Pretty boring. Video... : DrWaffles
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    I'm open to requests. If you have a lot of posts, I'll only do the first... 5,000 maybe. : DrWaffles
    • You can do mine if you're bored. :) : nevicata
    • http://www.shacknews.com/search.x?type=comments&terms=&cs_user=Bamtan http://www.shacknews.com/search.x?... : Bamtan
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      Working on nevicata and Bamtan (and hardfl1p -- I'll try to merge your posts into one) now. It's proba... : DrWaffles
      • @}-,-`- : Bamtan
      • Thanks! :) : nevicata
    • Do me DrWaffles, do me hard : rosewood
    • Me! : felicia
    • oh me me mem : ninjamoo
    • I request me! : hamachi
    • me, por favor : PoopStewart
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      If DrWaffles doesn't do it, I'll queue up some of the people in this subthread to go overnight. I think I... : OverloadUT
      • I'll wait, certainly interesting. : Lunatic Angelic
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        It's going to take me quite a while to do all of these Shackers! Do you want me to split the load? Thou... : DrWaffles
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          We should both put a delay in the loop in our codes. I was thinking a 1 second delay between each request... : OverloadUT
          • i think it's Kernel.sleep(miliseconds) or something like that : wtf242
      • You should do BlackCat's, it might be interesting. : DianeOfTheMoon
      • Sure if you don't mind : fishbone
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      Dude I would love you long time if you did mine!!! PLEASE!!! Can you blow these up somehow and print them... : SatansFist
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        And by "you" I mean is it possible in general, I'm not asking you to print it for me :) : SatansFist
        • Yeah, select the "print" option: I've got DoPDF installed as a printer that outputs PDF files instead of ... : DrWaffles
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      me, for our tf2 soldier camaraderie. : thief
      • oh, didn't see me, thanks wtf242. : thief
      • wtf, you've already been done, you greedy http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/188353/Thief : felicia
    • do me, baby : Foxhawk
    • do me please! : manero
    • :D : warcrow
    • por favor! : -Panther-
    • do mrfunky3000 : deject
    • Do mine please : grandmasterlee
    • hook a brother up and doooo meeeee proper : med1c
    • Me would be fun. : jason bergman
    • I'm curious too :D : rossimo
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      ooh me too. i only have 3500 or so posts so it'd be quick : Mmmmmoo
      • It has been 30 minutes and it has done nevicata and right now it's in the middle of bamtan. : DrWaffles
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      Holy shit D: : DrWaffles
      • this subthread looks like my fucking private messages from the last week! : wtf242
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        How long does this take? I can pretty much guess mine, so only do it if you're bored. : Nixx2004
        • It takes about 90 minutes to get 8000 posts from a single user. : OverloadUT
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        And most of them will be really boring. : rock elf
        • Probably. Mine would probably be similar to a ditzy blonde with a big "LIKE, YOU KNOW" and then a bunch o... : Hello Kitty
    • me me me! please : snackula
    • Me wantie - thank you? : gakera
    • do me please. : orgcaptainnemo
    • i would like a wordle of me k thx : das_runt
    • me too! : dirge23
    • i'm interested and too lazy to run the script on my own... : skryte
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      HEY... listen! Dr.Waffles rosewood felicia ninjamoo hamachi PoopStewart SatansFist TotalFusio : DrWaffles
      • <3 : felicia
      • You rock! : orgcaptainnemo
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        What, you don't want to run through 90k comments for me? : rosewood
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          >:( Maybe... in the fuuuuture. : DrWaffles
          • I was expecting Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... : rosewood
      • cool :) : das_runt
      • Thank wtf242, guys :) : DrWaffles
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        I only asked for CrustaR's benefit. : deject
        • mrfunky? :O : CrustaR
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        i dont understand the coloring : manero
        • blue is for water, yellow is for pee or edgewise : felicia
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          Blue are the ones that DrWaffles will be doing, and yellow are the ones I will be doing. : OverloadUT
          • oh cool, I was totally confused. I kinda thought he was laughing at us for asking or something, by the -... : deject
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        none of those people say anything interesting : fletch_
        • Sorry we don't all say "FAGGOT" or "COCK" everyday, fletch_ : DrWaffles
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        Wordlist pickup for my queue: http://www.twistypassages.net/shack/wordle/ Bamtan, your hardl1ip accoun... : DrWaffles
        • Thank you! I talk about Football way too much :( http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/193896/Bamtan : Bamtan
        • felicia should have sufficient posts (over 10k), but if you needed more, you can add AP's. I seriously... : felicia
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          Thanks! Science ROCKS! :) : nevicata
          • http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/194052/science! : nevicata
        • you rock : -Panther-
      • much love to you *smooch* : PoopStewart
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        you rock. can you also post instructions on how to do it or are you just using the wtf242 technique? : -Panther-
        • I'm using wtf242's awesome Ruby script. Doing it by hand would take an excruciating amount of time. Eve... : DrWaffles
    • Do me! You can add jrsX and jayares. : jayares
    • someone do me please this thing is awesome! i want to print it out on some kodak paper : podizzle
    • Me please! : ColoradoCNC
    • Mine would just be a giant "Yeah" I'm sure of it : zakazi
    • Yes pls! : Fyunch Click
    • I shiver to think what mine looks like but I'm curious.. add me to the ME! : stonedonkey
    • ooh do me do me! : skunk_ape
    • damn you have your work cut out for you but I want in anyways!! Please? :D : Megara9
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  I did OverloadUT's because that guy is so dreamy. http://www.apartment167.com/otherimages/MyPostHistory.... : OverloadUT
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    Haha I showed it to my brother and he pointed out that "brother" is bigger than "wife" : OverloadUT
    • Score in this post: Brother 2 Wife 1 :( : xsoulbrothax
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  I request Ziz. : Ziz
  • ok, yeah do me please! : Ziz
• whats the best way to go about making your own? : mindshot
• wtf242, I love my new one so much. Thank you. :D http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/189930/vantage Tha... : Vantage
• Hahaha, what the ... http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/189445/CrustaR : CrustaR
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  wtf242, thanks again for doing this! I have to ask how many posts you used for mine, surely not all ~27k? : Bean
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    only your last 2000 posts... I started doing everyone with 10,000 shortly after. sorry :[ : wtf242
    • That's okay, it's still cool! That does explain why some words are so large though. I didn't think I'd de : Bean
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    HAY GUYS I HAVE 27K POSTS!!?! : Gonzo
    • (sorry, I couldn't help myself) : Gonzo
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  I'm speechless http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/189909/mr.sleepy : mr.sleepy
  • why's it often gotta be black? : Postal
  • internet vagina jesus : manero
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  dognose and laurgasms' both caused me to laugh out loud : mr.sleepy
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    did you see mace? http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/181823/Mace_Version_2 : wtf242
    • I laughed so hard at that just now : mr.sleepy
• Cool, you did mine. I owe you a beer or two for sure. ;) : CrustaR
• You are the man...man. Mine is kind of funny. : soggybagel
• Can somebody please do mine? I'm not gifted with scripting ability so there is no way I'd be able to do t... : ColoradoCNC
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  mikecyb you shouldn't say retard so much; it's offensive. http://wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/193942/mikecyb : OverloadUT
  • I knew I said haha a lot! also batman. : mikecyb
• Hey do me, I have no idea what I say the most. Twould be an interesting jumble of incoherent stuff is my ... : locater16

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• get a swiss army knife embedded into your skin : spaceless
• HI! MY NAME IS Smax!! on the left side of your chest. : .sticks.
• get a cock tattooed across your forehead. The next time you pass out from drinking you will have beat ev... : obiquatro
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  Get a ruler, to scale. : Robotic Puppy Eater
  • You know ... while that would be incredibly retarded it would get rid of almost every "Wish I had a ruler... : hoov1185
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    Not straight http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=16240 : spiderfill
    • Plus the lines get further apart near the 1 and closer near the 8. Pretty bad tattooing for such a simple... : Hello Kitty
• You want a tattoo so badly you'll take whatever the best shack recommendation is? Just book an appointmen... : derelict515
• an arrow pointing north : aurealis
• have "PUNCH HERE IF YOU'RE A FAG" tattooed on your forehead, so if you ever get in a fight and someone pu... : ninjase
• Starland Vocal Band : Postal
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  DNE : indosauros
  • does not exist? IA : pyide
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  encode your important personal info in a barcode format. : Wiley Animagus
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    maybe your DNA code wrapped around a leg or something. TATAGCCGTAATC...etc : Wiley Animagus
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      I was thinking that, too, but it would be so fricking huge that he could cover his whole body and still n... : obiquatro
      • he could just cover his leg with real DNA. but how? : heuristic
• periodic table : Perturbation
• "FUNctional" on your penis : m0rfus
• A sextant : Awun
• Dotted lines telling morticians where to cut. : deathofrats
• help i'm trapped in a shitty tattoo parlor : snicker-snack 2
• A vagina on your belly button. : hoov1185
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  functional? : VolcanoTaco
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    Multiplication tables. he's bad at math. : Fyunch Click
    • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lookup_table : VolcanoTaco
• easy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_integrals : heuristic
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  Duke Nukem Atomic logo over your heart where it belongs : dognose
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    you're just trying to make Duke Nukem bigger on your wordle : VolcanoTaco
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      No I was making a joke, nobody would really do that : dognose
      • oh, you. : felicia
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      You named yourself after Taco Bell food O_o : yosemiteclimber
      • it's no worse a name than many other shackers I can think of. : Fyunch Click
    • I had one of you tonight, and I can safely say that you're named after a mediocre fast food item. : fishbone
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  "This Way to Fun," with an arrow pointing to your orifice of choice. : Lone Swordsman
  • Especially confusing if you have it pointing up from your neck towards your ear. : deathofrats
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  Get "THIS IS A PENIS" tattooed right below your belly button, with an arrow pointing down. : walker270
  • Or.. Tattoo "RIGHT" on the back of your right hand and "LEFT" on the back of your left hand. : walker270
• I've made a huge mistake : re4ctor
• A link to your Shacknews comment history. : A Sponge
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  Tattoo a second anus beside your primary anus to fool rapists : veras
  • careful, passing out naked might lead to drunks trying to pick him up like a 6 pack. :( : Fyunch Click
• a nomogram? maybe a Pressure-Temperature one? : cap n KRUNCH
• ILTC : Dschinghis Khan
• blood type and allergies : d0pamine
• Bar code of your SSN on the back of your neck or something. It'll be functional for both your future ove... : DinK
• "No User Serviceable Parts Inside" on your forehead. : yourGarbageMan
• Get a tatoo of a clock set to 3 pm. Only look at it at 3. : losder5000

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  If they shut their doors it could take 2+ weeks after you make a FDIC claim. : Hiro
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    Oh great :( I don't keep enough cash on hand to make rent. : orgcaptainnemo
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      get that shit out then. I took out a month's supply of cash from ingdirect. : stgdz
      • Blah, this sucks. My bank shouldn't fucking go out of business. Assholes. : orgcaptainnemo
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        Is there any news of how ingdirect is looking during all of this? : graah
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          Does ING Direct even do mortgages? : cltcprd
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            yes, they do mortgages. they sent me this email today: As we enter the final few months of 2008, I wa : FrayLo
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              yeah I saw that too, not a real confidence builder. : stgdz
              • I am really just not that worried about my banks. Maybe I'm just naive. : FrayLo
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              Yeah, but aren't they a new thing to their bank? I don't think they were doing sub-primes like all these... : cltcprd
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                i'm on the hunt again. tldr i can't get that ballard one :( : FrayLo
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                  what happened?!? : cltcprd
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                    i could get neither an fha loan nor a traditional loan for it. no to the 3% down FHA because of the li... : FrayLo
                    • shitty. Oh well, at least rates keep dropping (right after we locked our's in :( ) not really since Jumb : cltcprd
              • Yeah, I don't get the impression ING was really involved in the sub-prime business. They are also pretty... : nukewinter
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  Wait, WaMu is going down? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! : NFXFSX
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    They are trying to sell themselves, as I understand it. : orgcaptainnemo
    • WTF then I'm going to have the same problem! : Koral06
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  Unless you have over $100,000 deposited, I wouldn't worry. The bank would just close on Friday and ope... : MeenMunky
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    Is this the answer, seriously? my gf, sis and bro-in-law all use Wamu, and not having access to money for... : adev
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      Yes it is, my fiancee works as a teller at WaMu. She gets asked this shit ALL fucking DAY. : dravalen
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        indeed, and this is what happened to freddie mac and fannie mae. Customers couldn't access their money on... : festivalman
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          do you even know what freddie mac and fannie mae are? : Caoster007
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            yep, and i remember seeing people standing out the freddie mac branch office, waiting to get their money. : festivalman
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              Actually it was IndyMac to be specific. : festivalman
              • fannie mae and freddie mac are not public banks where people have savings accounts. : FrayLo
    • yea for a bank of this size i assume there are many of us trying to figure out wtf we do. im even more a... : smacknca
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    FDIC only has about $40 billion right now. WAMU has like $200 billion from what I remember. : noobja
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      The 200 billion number is from mortgage-related loans. The FDIC doesn't cover that. : grabbie
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        that last line is prob wrong : / : grabbie
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          haha I want to look this all up again, read it a few days ago but too busy studying other shit right now.... : noobja
          • me too. I took that last line back because I wasn't positive when i typed it up but i was sure about the... : grabbie
      • GOOD, but whats the total for the people's money! : noobja
      • $140B something in deposits, so close enough. : Toth21
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      better hope there isn't a run on WaMu then. Or any bank, for that matter. : ucanbfuzzy
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        Any bank run would royally fuck this country. If people saw one bank fold how long until people with oth... : nukewinter
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          See that part is silly to worry about. You don't think the government doesn't know that? The FDIC will ru... : Toth21
          • I'm very pessimistic by nature so I always look for a worst case scenario. :( : nukewinter
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          the FDIC will borrow whatever it needs from the treasury, there is zero chance anyone with less than 100,... : plat2on1
          • Yeah I guess you're probably right. My faith is just shaken in things like this! : nukewinter
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            Cool, didnt know that was a avenue of escape : noobja
            • The whole point of FDIC is that the federal government backs your deposits in banks. They would never le... : mathyou
          • yeah, but what will that money be worth? if i have to fill a wheelbarrow with it to buy a loaf of bread,... : biskits
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          Wasn't there a run on Indy mac? Thought that was ultimately what put them under. : yakz
          • Oh yeah, there was, but did they have nearly as much deposited cash as Wamu? This seems like it would be... : nukewinter
        • ING != AIG : crimrOw
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  I guess it's a good thing I stuck with Navy Federal after leaving the Marines. : doozer667
  • MY PARENTS DID TOO! : noobja
• Dammit, if shit hits the fans while I'm on vacation, I'm going to be really annoyed. : ChibiJosh
• lol, i started this exact same thread last night, albeit with "bank of america" in the place of "wamu". : biskits

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  why not drive to the store rather than get raped by overnight? : MoreVespeneGas
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    They aren't available anywhere in Seattle. : orgcaptainnemo
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      I thought I saw them at costco just the other day. : dravalen
      • the 32 gig? doubtful. the 8 gig is in a lot of stores. : orgcaptainnemo
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  The $1.00 charges are them just checking to see if the account number you gave them is active. They go aw... : ConfusedUs
  • Well, the iPod was $400. With tax and shipping the total was $450.91, so that $17.44 shouldn't be shippi... : orgcaptainnemo
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  christ, $450 for an ipod...you'd think the prices would've come down by now. when do the new ones arrive... : vassili_zaitsev
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    Those are the new ones. And you can get an 8GB touch for $229. : Yanks
    • that's still insane, though : industro
  • The prices did come down; it used to be $300 for 8gig, $400 for 16gig, and $500 for 32gig. : zerog83
  • That is the new one, $400 for the iPod + tax + shipping : orgcaptainnemo
  • it's the ipod touch, the classic and nanos are far cheaper than that : cptstern
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    I'd've paid $500 for a 64GB :( : Deathlove
    • ^^^ me too : orgcaptainnemo
• one for the shipping charge? 1.00 to make sure its there, 450 for the touch (which is wrong) and another ... : Iwannaacura
• Those are the taxes you pay to be cool enough to be an Apple product owner. The taxes are different for ... : twifosp
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  I don't get why people buy this crap when there are better players like the new 120GB Zune for 250. 12 : paravis
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    I'm paying extra for games (better ones), a web browser, email, the shack app, a bigger screen, the app s... : orgcaptainnemo
    • I've had 3 iPods, all of which failed in one way or another, whether it was the battery or something else... : wykd
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    The 120gb zune has a HDD. The touch uses flash storage. : Prozium
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      ^^^ Yeah, I'll jog with this (integrated Nike+ ftw!) : orgcaptainnemo
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        we should jog together!! not gay As for zune comment LOL @ zune. : Iwannaacura
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          I'd actually love to have a running buddy in Seattle, seriously. you interested? not gay : orgcaptainnemo
          • no gay shtuff. : Shivawn
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            Sure lets plan up one day. I just bought a bike last week! You can ride on my peg : Iwannaacura
            • oh sweet can we hit the card shop and then play board games? : orgcaptainnemo
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              ride on his peg : wvuong
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                uh oh... i meant to put a S there :( PEGS not PEG. : Iwannaacura
                • Paging Dr Freud to this thread... Paging Dr Freud to this thread... : Arctic Fox
      • i don't think i've ever had a problem joggin/running stairs with my mini. : vassili_zaitsev
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      then buy an old nano or one of the other zunes (there are 8-16GB flash zunes). : paravis
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        What if he wants 32gb of storage? : Prozium
        • Reachin : paravis
  • Isn't the Zune more akin to an iPod Classic, whereas the Touch is closer to a portable computer? (browser... : riptyde
  • yes that's the only difference between an iPod touch and a Zune... lol : mikecyb
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    How is the web browser on that zune? : rosewood
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      It cant play peggle, so it fails. : Iwannaacura
      • You will soon enough, I predict. popcap would be fools not to look into xna. : smegmar
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      The browser is so you fucking Starbucks fags can bring out an iPod Touch and browse the Internet. Holy h... : wykd
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        yeah browsing the internet is totally gay : mikecyb
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          and not at all useful : pandastrong
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            I can't think of any useful applications... maybe if you really need some porn : mikecyb
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              I'm so putting porn on it to jerk off in the company bathroom, this is not a joke or lie. : orgcaptainnemo
              • private bathrooms? or stalls? : m0rfus
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        Can't fully agree but I do agree that the Ipod touch, is more of an icon / trend status purchase than any... : paravis
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          yeah every single person who buys an ipod touch is buying it to look cool. nobody thinks it has nice fea... : electroly
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            Looking cool is certainly a bonus though, to be honest. It's not the primary reason for me buying mine, ... : IndigoAK
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              i try to hide the fact that i own an ipod touch just in case someone else has one and wants to talk about... : electroly
              • Eh, here in Fairbanks 99% of the population can't afford one or is too drunk to figure out how to buy one... : IndigoAK
        • why is it when I click the nuke button, it doesn't do anything. I don't think I have it hooked up right.... : rosewood
        • I think purchasing a zune is trying to show how your above the hype and special, and is more geek cred th... : snowwolf
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      why do I need a web browser on my mp3 player? Really.. WHY? I mean if I wanted to use the store, I've go... : paravis
      • that's just you, not me. : orgcaptainnemo
      • The apps on the touch go beyond simple browsing. Have you used some of them? The Zune doesn't even compar... : ieGod
      • ... because lots of people don't have phones with browsers, or at least not "real" browsers? : riptyde
  • If your comparing an ipod touch and a zune then your ignorant as to what an ipod touch is : snowwolf
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    I bought my Touch for the reasons listed above. Games, apps, wifi/browser, flash instead of moving parts... : IndigoAK
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      This post makes me confidant in my purchase at least. : orgcaptainnemo
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        You did good. The only thing you could have done better would have been to buy an iPhone. The funny th... : Colleton
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          See, I don't need the phone features to be honest. I don't even have a cell phone. When I'm out and abo... : IndigoAK
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            I agree with you. I didn't need an iphone, but after using my touch every time I was out of range of wifi... : Slowtreme
            • Yeah, I'm feeling this too and I've had it physically in my hands now for less than a day (picked it up f... : IndigoAK
  • zune 120 GB is a nice device... OOOH TOUCHY TOUCHY!!! SOLD! : Demius
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    Do we really need MP3 player fanboys? I'm a Zune owner because it does what I need it to, but I don't ... : SinistarX
    • Hi, welcome to Shacknews! : tfboc
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    The 120gig ipod is also $250. : renegade732
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      Doesn't compare to the Zune though IMO. Online Marketplace built-in, wireless sync, games now, subscript... : wykd
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        I don't think the iPod Classic is Apple's focus though and it shows. At this point - in Apple's head - i... : IndigoAK
        • That may be how they're marketing it, but at the price point it's much better than anything Apple has to ... : wykd
        • and the nano to some extent, it can play video and some games. : orgcaptainnemo
  • How's pushing that rock up the hill going? : sharpie
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  We need an Apple employee on the shack so I have someone to chastise :( : orgcaptainnemo
  • If they were here I would have killed them for not having made itunes not the piece of shit it is. : thekidd
  • If you want to find out what's going on, just call 1-800-My-Apple and speak to a representative. They'll... : SolrFlare
  • I'm an apple retail employee and I'd love to give you an UPDATE on your order but you see I would have to... : smackpiece
  • I think we have at least one Apple Dev around. They choose to be silent about it. : Slowtreme
• holy crap $450 for an ipod?! : mwasher
• i bought an ipod for $400 in 2003 : spectr3
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  Ok but you cannot ever complain about the cost of gas. : not work safe
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    He'll complain about whatever he wants, and you're gonna like it : cdbeckman
    • OK =( : not work safe
  • I never do. I rarely drive my car. : orgcaptainnemo

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  I would be willing to contribute to the Semenex testing. : mwasher
  • You are going to taste test cum? : rosewood
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  In before Sybian. : Lunatic Angelic
  • I'm sure there's room for both at the same time. : Hello Kitty
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    What about a mechanical bull with a dildo attached? : obiquatro
    • Why mechanical? : Lunatic Angelic
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  http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/502877950_cc167a3294.jpg?v=0 : azenmaster
  • illegal elephant strength shower nozzle ? : mad-d00d
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  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa : Mr.SEX
  • ^^ Review him : rosewood
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  Miracle Fruit : FPSDavid
  • YEs, this. : Stoned Gargoyle
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  raw ginger? : smellslikefish
  • That shit is good on damn near everything. : obiquatro
• you should review pictures of maarten : ninjase
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  Those Trojan vibrating rings they sell in the checkout isles of grocery stores. I have no idea what their... : Perturbation
  • They're disposable vibrating cockrings! : Majuju
• in before picture of giant butt plug : snicker-snack 2
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  if you are looking for reviews that the guys here could possibly use: a run down on different condoms. es... : dahanese
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    The Durex Ultra Sensitive (super thin) are very nice. Body heat can be felt through them immediately. W... : obiquatro
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      i'm not a dude and don't need recommendations :-( : dahanese
      • are those two statements related? because if they are i've been misinformed : snicker-snack 2
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        Well, I don't use condoms anymore but was trying to be helpful. Sooooooooorryyyyyyyyyyyy!!! : obiquatro
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          THE QUESTION WAS FOR HER I WANT NO ANSWERS BUT LAURGASM DAMNIT : dahanese
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            OK, so you obviously need to calm down. Breath. Relax. It's all going to be alright. : obiquatro
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              in case you missed it, i was kidding. i've been very busy so i might be fucking that joking shit up. : dahanese
              • It's cool. I rarely see you flip and the cruise control made me wonder a bit. But if you need any advic... : obiquatro
    • Durex Avanti are good. They're non-latex, safe to use with oil-based lubes (Vaseline FTW!), and conduct h... : Dave-A
  • PLEASE LAURGASMS RECOMMEND ME THE BEST MAGNUM CONDOM : Majuju
  • my question is why do trojans suck so much? also anyone here used those sheep skin ones : spector
• Some friend of mine were telling me how they went down to Vegas recently to go to a strip club. They got ... : locater16
• Something with teledeldonics : ColoradoCNC
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  Review Peggle Nights! : dognose
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    or nights spent pegging http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pegging : Dave-A
    • Because most women don't have penises, a strap-on dildo is necessary. : FPSDavid
• I'd love to see an article about sex toy materials comparison. What does X feel and smell like, that sort... : Marauder IIC

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  What server are the Order players converging on? (Please let it be a low-pop server!) : Salad Sammich
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    Would like to know this as well. Destruction was very attractive till I found out how many people were ro... : lightly inclined
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      You can never ever have too many healers. : Clay
      • Troof, esp. since my experience with non-guild Shamans has been that they... don't heal. : tashtego
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        So true. We had our ass handed to us yesterday in Khaine's Embrace (I hate this one) because the Order g... : wykd
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          I am willing to go healer if the guild needs it. But I probably wont be able to pick up the game until to... : hirosushima
          • the guild doesn't "need" anything, just roll whatever you like : tashtego
        • Every scenario I went into Destruction got absolutely raped. Bright Wizards and Warrior Priests just bea... : walker270
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          If I can get in tonight, I will roll a healer as well. Is shaman the best choice or are Zealots or somet... : crimrOw
          • Zealot, DoK or Shammy? : crimrOw
    • There is definitely not a shortage of any non-tank classes on destruction side. : walker270
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      I was in a few different groups doing scenarios and I don't think I ever grouped with a shaman. It sucked... : skinlab133
      • Oh good, then. I've wanted to play a goblin since WoW. : lightly inclined
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        If you're a Black Orc you should head over to the Dark Elf pairing to do RvR. You will get healing like y... : pancake humper
        • exactly. Tanks, once you get your guarding skill (where you halve damage on a healer), come the dark elf ... : MisterPhoton
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          Yea.....but in Nordenwatch you have to deal with those dastardly bright wizards.......I clean up with my ... : fr0x
          • BW's go down in like 2-3 hits if you're a black orc. Whenever I see a BW or RP up I immediately start fir... : pancake humper
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    I made an ironbreaker on Volkmar this morning... : walker270
    • Oh, and Volkmar is one of the four high pop servers.. heh I kinda think Order will be excessively pain... : walker270
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  I'm still downloading the torrent... it's been 2 days so far with intermittent internet connection where ... : DrFlammable
  • Why are you downloading the torrent when retail release is tomorrow? : pancake humper
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  So, if I wanted to go out and pick this up today could I play today? Also, what and where are the Shacker... : sesmaster
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    I believe most retail stores are replacing the pre-order boxes with retail boxes today. So, if you get o... : Salad Sammich
    • Flynn, maybe? : zerog83
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  mine came yesterday also, more pics of the contents http://www.easyscreens.info/?v=4056 http://www.ea... : oHnOES
  • I wish I had ordered the CE now =( : tashtego
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  Alright I have to admit, I have no idea what this war game is all you kids are talking about. Is it like ... : voodooraze
  • WoW is the Beatles at Blackpool, WAR is Led Zep in Vegas. Or something. : node
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWvAznIRVLA : pancake humper
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      holy crap. : marmite
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        If you can, watch every single video he is in. Paul Barnett is so awesome at describing things and is pre... : pancake humper
        • http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/tag/176/The_MMO_Report.html This one is awesome. : pancake humper
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          Paul's the fucking man, funny and slightly mad brit = win. He talks sense too though, smart guy. : node
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            His chicken talk from GC2008 is awesome. They have a 10 min preview up at the WAR tentonhammer site under... : pancake humper
            • http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/39583 : pancake humper
          • His chicken talk from GC2008 is awesome. They have a 10 min preview up at the WAR tentonhammer site under... : pancake humper
    • that was fantastic : MisterPhoton
    • hahaha this guy is hilarious : Edges
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  I really wanted to play Destruction with Shackers on Badlands but a 450+ queue was too much for me. Hope... : pukerat
  • I'm sure it will calm down. : tashtego
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    I keep hearing varying reports of "queue times are horrible" vs. "I got on no problem". Either way, it's... : fishbone
    • At around 9pm CDT the wait was about 30 minutes to get into Badlands. This morning there was no queue. : walker270
    • Well it was around 5:30 Mountain Time when I got home and logged in, so I'm sure there was TONS of people... : pukerat
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      I logged on last night at about 7 PST and had about a 25-30 min wait with a 400 person queue. I then logg... : Prozium
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        ^^ Also important to note, the estimated queue time is determined by the formula (time waited) / (players... : walker270
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          err... (players in queue) * (time waited) / (players left queue) : walker270
          • yeah, I just run it windowed and load up the shack while waiting for the queue to finish. : Prozium
  • I played for a few hours yesterday. I'm on a Open RvR server. These servers are full, I was put in a que... : elmz350
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    There is no queue today for me so far. Yesterday during the same time I had a 5 minute wait. : afrochops
    • I wonder if each "server" is actually a cluster of servers with each server managing an area of the world... : Prozium
• I've created some Order characters on Red Eye to play when the queue is massive on Badlands. Is there a S... : dasampla
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  i'm playing on destruction/gorfang now.. it's so much nicer than badlands, it's populated but not ridicul... : lakren
  • fag : oHnOES
  • i am going to play here as well : DrFlammable
  • There's been no queue on Badlands all day and from about 11 PM central last night on. We'll see about pri... : Visceral Monkey
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    why : D45hiz
    • playing with an old group of friends that i've played like every game ever with : lakren
• Picked it up today with my 360 dieing. Since it wasn't a pre-order though i gotta wait till tomorrow to ... : boredguy
• Im on kragg and the rvr didnt pick up until late last night, but when it did, it was pretty damn good. : rmjackson
• heh its funny how racism shows in the game. and racial slurs like stunties : oHnOES
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  Picking up the retail release today or tomorrow, whenever my store gets it on the shelf. I'm so proud of... : Delaric
  • Order shackers you guys want to roll an order character on another server that has less pop? Then we can... : Delaric
• I ordered a highly marked up copy of the CE on eBay, thinking it was some EB/Gamestop exclusive (now sold : speon
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  Well this sucks Hello everyone, There are currently 4 servers on which players are experiencing hig : skinlab133
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    bwaahahahah lets roll order on a diff server bitches. I got my copy today sitting in my car, ready for l... : Delaric
    • You'll never convince people to do it. People are already too settled on Badlands. : Edges
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      I wish we went order. =( : Pacalon
      • I'm order on badlands... lol : TheNiXXeD
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    lol volkmar too. shackers fucking fail at choosing servers : electroly
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      as mentioned earlier, Badlands was the least popular server when it was chosen for the CE headstart. The ... : Prozium
      • Which is why we should have waited it out a whopping two days and started Warshack on a SE server. : Vincent Grayson
  • you retards. go and look at warshakers.com we've been talking about this for 2 days already : hamachi
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    How long are queue times right now? I won't be able to attempt a login until around 9PM. : wykd
    • ~210 people : Visceral Monkey
• Anyone know what server FRY is going to be playing on? : skitzo