Evening Reading

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 41 replies.

• toggle

  The End! : FushigiDenki
  • toggle

    There was an end? : fry975
    • toggle

      that part with the credits? : skryte
      • Credits should not dictate the ending of a movie..... : fry975
    • I thought it was a great movie and the ending was perfect. Anton Chigurh is so methodical in his actions ... : Eric2025
  • What? No credits? : Ziz
• I just saw this last weekend... WTF.... : SeanJuan04
• toggle

  Yeah its kinda...sudden. : Turd Ferguson
  • toggle

    There's no climax, i thought one of the key components to most stories/movies was a climax.... : fry975
    • toggle

      Their old men... come on did ya really wanna see that? : Ziz
      • I've seen enough on the internet by now I think I could handle it. : fry975
      • The end of the movie is lemonparty.jpg? : Wolfanoz
    • toggle

      That's why it's the best movie ever. : FushigiDenki
      • toggle

        I'm going to watch The Departed now, I need some good film in my life.... : fry975
        • toggle

          yeah, The Departed was at least 1000 times better than No Country : derelict515
          • agreed. : Arsenal
      • toggle

        That's why it's the best most overrated movie ever. There. Fixed it for you. : weaselmeister
        • toggle

          let's argue. you are wrong. argument over. : mXENO
          • Allow me to retort: No u. : weaselmeister
    • toggle

      Yes Because Everything Must Follow The Rules Right? wrong : action wombmate
      • THANK YOU. Fuck, it was interesting BECAUSE of that. Same goes with his death. It was sudden and unexpect : node
    • Motherfuckers are always going on and on about stale ass Hollywood making stale ass movies. : vigilante
    • it's a story about old men, and it ends like an old man was telling the story and fell asleep with his fa... : Megara9
    • toggle

      I thought Chigar's bowl haircut was the climax. : Koral06
      • No no, it MADE you climax. Big difference. : Lone Swordsman
  • toggle

    It may have been changed for directorial reasons, but the book ties up the story with Chigurgh and the mo : nurglich
    • What happened to Chigurgh and the money in the book? : node
• toggle

  And then you woke up.... : randomposter
  • It was all a dream! : five_percent
• how i saw it: (never read the book, just going by the ending) imo, sometimes things happen that are outsi : siknsyko
• Watch it again, but in reverse!!!! : Melll
• It ain't the one true thing : semaphore
• Stuff happen and stuff! : crust
• let me guess not enough spandex? : massdev
• You're probably assuming that the movie was about Josh Brolin's character, Llewelyn Moss. The film was a... : Strabo
• Great movie : Maarten Goldstein
• toggle

  My wife nearly exploded when it ended. And then almost punched me in the face for renting it. : [7]kami
  • toggle

    I lol'd this earlier and just tried to do it again. lol : scottythejock
    • She really had to make an effort to finish it, figuring stopping halfway in wouldn't be cool either... .. : [7]kami
• at least in there will be blood the lead character tells you he's finished :) : dfz0r

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 66 replies.

• toggle

  Watch that movie again but in reverse!!!! : Melll
  • ok brb : mr.sleepy
  • Stop that. >:( : nevicata
  • toggle

    it is like the poo is going into the butt : manero
    • ^^^ "turtling" - to turtle. : andre GiANT
    • ))><(( : Cliffzorz
• Signed. : Phil
• huh? I didn't know it featured your music : sanchez
• toggle

  i hate this movie. tarantino sucks now. : dirge23
  • toggle

    i didn't realize it till after seeing death proof, but every single one of his characters in every single... : liqker
    • BEINGJOHNMALKOVICH'D : massdev
    • and it sucks that I think tarantino's a rat man : RikiTiki2
• toggle

  Is it because they killed a hot black chick? : rosewood
  • toggle

    Prolly not enough cocks in it, too many tits and ass. But in reverse I swear I saw a cock image somewher... : Melll
    • that's true of every action movie : Megara9
• toggle

  striptease was the best part (fucking nice), next to the end with the hilarious crying of bullet-shot Stu : siknsyko
  • toggle

    When I grow up, I want to be Zoe Bell : rosewood
    • toggle

      she was fucking'a badass. : siknsyko
      • toggle

        Who has got a bad fuckin ass. : rosewood
        • She's got nice front parts, too. : cerealSAM2
        • toggle

          in that case, dont get me started, she was a more badass than i could muster. blao!! : siknsyko
          • also, i meant FUCKING "A" ( as the saying goes) : siknsyko
• toggle

  Yup, beside Rosario Dawson's role as a "piece of ass", Kurt Russell is about the only redeeming factor of... : NoCopy
  • umm the tire tread running over that chicks face in slow mo is very fucking redeeming. : sigpro
  • rosario is my future ex-wife, i will link her to this post when we are happily married in fantasy-land. y... : siknsyko
  • toggle

    Wrong. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935541/ was also good. She's so pretty. : Rice-Rocketeer
    • I liked: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1139632/ better : fatman
    • I stand corrected :) : NoCopy
    • toggle

      that was actually her singing in the car - no editing. very cool : siknsyko
      • audio-wise : siknsyko
  • these days not greenscreening it is revolutionary :( : zakk
  • I thought the whole setup to the second half of the movie was that he was going to annoy the hell out of : Pettytheft
• toggle

  Everyone says that and then they say it's because it's 80% dialogue, but the dialogue is why I watch his ... : EvilDolemite
  • no its because the movie goes nowhere and then there is a climax that comes out of nowhere at the end and... : dantastic
• I really liked it a lot. Pure Tarantino manjuice. : melt_core
• thats why you watch Planet Terror : ninjase
• you haven't seen very many movies then : JINKY
• toggle

  Planet Terror is way better, however I really got annoyed at the ending. : Sailor of Fortune
  • toggle

    Yea, but the more I thought about it, the chain gun was a pretty cool upgrade : rosewood
    • Nothing wrong with that, it just got really weird at the end, kind of drawn out and even more campy. The ... : Sailor of Fortune
• toggle

  i still think tarantino's movies have taken a straight nose dive after pulp fiction. : anthonybean
  • toggle

    I think Kill Bill was incredible. : EvilDolemite
    • toggle

      When you strip away the litany of references and homages, I think the movie works better. It should've be... : randomposter
      • toggle

        Yup I think a straight three-hour movie would have worked, even 2.5 hours. But overall, it was very go... : EvilDolemite
        • I remember being very underwhelmed by Jackie Brown when I saw it in the cinema then realising later maybe... : randomposter
  • toggle

    Jackie Brown is an awesome flick, not sure if its before Pulp though... : dignan
    • it was just after : smegmar
  • Pulp Fiction is the only one I can enjoy. I loved Reservoir Dogs the first time I saw it but it was pa... : nudel
• agreed, Planet Terror was awesome tho : randomnull
• The awesome parts in that movie were really fucking awesome. Also that Mexican woman was so hot. : freshyk
• I enjoyed the first half. Then the second part started and killed the movie. : Pettytheft
• Mad Max. : radula
• toggle

  I liked it but the best scene was Michael Parks talking to his son in the hospital about Stuntman Bob. ... : icon_of_syn
  • There really needs to be a movie of nothing but Michael Parks before he gets too old to seem so badassed. : gimpx32
  • Not to mention the reference to reusing sets, costumes and actors. That was hilarious and so true to the ... : Totenjaeger
• toggle

  Hated Kill Bill too. Both of them. : [7]kami
  • toggle

    Then I have to hate you, too. >:( What didn't you like? : Lone Swordsman
    • toggle

      The fact that i wasn't watching a movie but a collection of fight scenes. The visual bonanza is fun for l... : [7]kami
      • toggle

        I'm not sure which movies you were watching, but there's quite a bit more to Kill Bill than fight sequenc... : Lone Swordsman
        • toggle

          Elaborate. : [7]kami
          • toggle

            It's hard to say much without sitting down and writing an essay, but it has plenty to say on the myth, re... : Lone Swordsman
            • No it doesn't. It's just a flick about revenge with lot of fancy visual stuff going on. : [7]kami
• Agreement registered : smegmar
• Really? I thought it was a pretty good flick. Granted I got into it more once the action picked up, but h... : voodooraze
• So, I rented Deathrace 2000 (1975) since there is a Deathrace (2008) coming out directed by Paul Anderson... : tnyswonger

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 70 replies.

• toggle

  I hope I didn't break it :( I've been working on my top secret Shack comments program. : electroly
  • Hello shack comments program brother. I also hope I didn't break it :( : yakz
  • Is this the one that works on Roombas? : DarkWolf5
• It's back up I think. Glorious. : yakz
• toggle

  god damnit i'm going to be checking the App Store every 5 minutes now until LatestChatty.app shows up :( : manero
  • Yeah, me too. I wonder how long the review process typically takes? : vital3d
• fuck iw ant it : GBeer11
• toggle

  http://homepage.mac.com/brianluft/img/ZZ7566C224.png I present to you: command-line Shack. offering s... : electroly
  • toggle

    haha, wicked. : SqueegyTBS
    • toggle

      mine is written in C without any external libraries, like God intended. parsing the XML was awesome. : electroly
      • toggle

        except you "return FAIL" instead of "return EPIC FAIL". Shack slang hasn't made it's way to programming l... : bostrov
        • don't think i didn't debate making that the constant :P i think that should be reserved for fatal errors ... : electroly
        • epic fails have to be earned : RikiTiki2
      • toggle

        I'm just shocked that people still program in C. : Horn
        • i think C is an adorable language. something very retro about coding in it. : electroly
  • shit that's awesome. : crummynz
  • Shacknews.exe - now with CIH : rosewood
  • Awesome. : DOOManiac
  • Shacknews is nearly sentient. : Audhuml4
  • oh hell yes. Now that can pass as the binary editor I use to look at files : sigpro
  • Gold Jerry, GOLD! : five_percent
  • damn, how bored were you? : derelict515
  • oh my. yes. : Clay
  • so kickass : anthonybean
  • This is awesome and I cannot believe I never thought of this. : Evil Benius
  • Super cool! : Razputin
  • I don't know whether to lol or inf this, haha, slick! : ieGod
  • Fan-fucking-tastic. : eXcess
  • that is the best thing since sliced piglets! : Dave-A
  • that's badass : packav
  • toggle

    you should infect the .exe with a trojan and distribute it here! : Mr.Fusion
    • Is that why my posts are wrapped in condoms? : RomSteady
  • my first [ inf ]'d, and rightly so! very awesome! : siknsyko
  • How can I get this for work please? : voodooraze
  • so awesome, i was just saying i wanted this the other day :( : ejectorpod
  • Something is wrong with the world when you need a fancy IDE to write command line utilities. : Freon
  • toggle

    very nice, but you named that file wrong. Should be cum.c : TPSReport
    • toggle

      ilt.c : re4ctor
      • ^ this : FushigiDenki
  • toggle

    This is excellent. You should release this on sourceforge. Let people learn something from your work as w... : devnullgt
    • ^^^ This, I'd love to see the source. : orgcaptainnemo
    • I debated making it an ncurses-based Linux app but I figured more people would want it on Windows. The c... : electroly
    • toggle

      Well now that we have an API, I can drop a bunch of shack related parsing code. : askedrelic
      • toggle

        Is the API official? Where is it? : FushigiDenki
        • toggle

          unofficial. SqueegyTBS has code on his server that screen scrapes the Shack page and exposes it as XML. ... : electroly
          • oh shi i just had an idea for a shack <-> IM bridge : manero
          • oh shit, posting API too? Time to automate my dailyRSS again! : askedrelic
          • That sounds so dirty : rosewood
          • toggle

            so all of the calls run through his server? ouch. oh well, at least the data is available. i mean, thi... : Antilles_Prime
            • He also made the code available for the webservice here: http://github.com/Squeegy/latest-chatty-api/tree... : podman405
            • well atleast someone has made it public rather than holding onto the code. I've done the basic work befor... : askedrelic
  • toggle

    When is this going to be available? Please make it available. : orgcaptainnemo
    • should be done sometime this week. i will of course release both the executable and the source code. : electroly
  • oh man, AWESOME!! : suqur
  • toggle

    i just realized if i make the executable small enough it can be called "shacknews.com" : electroly
    • lols http://homepage.mac.com/brianluft/img/ZZ7165BDE5.png : electroly
  • Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was working on almost the same thing but you beat me :P : OverloadUT
• toggle

  Apparently the pagination links aren't always there... : SqueegyTBS
  • I always liked the old "Repaginate Now" command in old versions of Word. It sounded like a call to action... : Dave-A
• I blame ThomW. : Ride-My-Rocket
• toggle

  wait...there's an API? : devnullgt
  • toggle

    If I'm not mistaken, Squeegy is sort of providing his own interface to the shack. In a previous thread St... : taronish
    • ahh...so unofficial, then : devnullgt
• lol down again. i spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out why i was crashing all of a sudden : electroly
• www.philsized.com down : Phil
• toggle

  Is there anyway to get the previous latest chatty thread id automatically? I'm planning on writing a litt... : podman405
  • toggle

    Check to see what the thread id is and then if it changes, go back to the last one in the list, and stats... : rosewood
    • toggle

      Yeah, that makes sense. I'm not sure why I didn't think of that. I blame lack of sleep. Thanks! : podman405
      • Threads never really die though :/ : askedrelic

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 45 replies.

• respect the cock, tame the cunt. : mindshot
• toggle

  what does he do for a living? how can anyone work with him, even if they aren't a woman : spaceless
  • dancer at the Blue Oyster : packav
• fits so well with the shackLOL theme of the day : podizzle
• toggle

  Imagine if he was on DR Phil, what would DR Phil do? : Melll
  • He was on Dr. Phil : phipple
• toggle

  The girl's facial expression at the end when he talks shit to her is awesome. : Poor Yurik
  • I just watched that part again, priceless. : Poor Yurik
  • the zing at the uppity fatty was lol : Phil
• he makes "some" valid points.... : HeXoN
• LOL that has got to be an act. That lady at the end was funny though. In about 3 seconds her face goes fr... : S1ing B1ade
• I loled hard when that chick slamed herself and then he piles on with the fat joke. : DapperDan
• toggle

  Holy shit his voicemail calls are hilarious http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/ : SatansFist
  • toggle

    hahaha yeah they are. I can't stop listening to these things : strider_
    • hahahahaha #11 is amazing, only a couple of minutes in : strider_
  • toggle

    You should hear his radio call he did http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x51n5f_dick-masterson-on-nobody-l... : bcyde
    • toggle

      lol, thanks for posting this : Poor Yurik
      • Hmm, just listened to this again, this actually wasn't the one I was thinking of, but that's pretty funny... : bcyde
• I didn't know fry was on Dr. Phil. : Fred Garvin
• toggle

  haha, this guy is fucking nuts. Although honestly there are radicals out there just as bad (in reverse). ... : Kazomir
  • He's basically right though : mr.sleepy
• toggle

  Burn at the end is gold : timaste
  • Hahhahaa, yeah, that was definitely an ice cold burn there... I love the stunned look on her face when he... : Maddog_Delphi97
  • fucking lol : skinlab133
• I feel horrible for thinking he's funny, but it's hard to take him seriously with that shit-eating grin h... : phipple
• haha pwned : robbomc
• toggle

  Youtube is impossible nowadays. Any remotely popular video is all play....loading...play....loading...p... : trove
  • Never had that problem : Reeves
• Art of Chauvinism. Sweet. : Razputin
• Haha. "SHOW US YOUR FACE". : mr.sleepy
• toggle

  Hahaha, I know that guy personally. : bcyde
  • toggle

    He was actually banned from here a year or two ago. : bcyde
    • toggle

      What was his Shack name? : Fred Garvin
      • Actually, I don't recall (probably dick masterson), he just posted a couple replies in one of my threads ... : bcyde
    • toggle

      He was a shacker? Makes sense. : darkT
      • He did it for the lulz. : Fred Garvin
      • No not really, he came for one thread that I started and got banned. He's not the type of personality to... : bcyde
    • oh man, do share : dopefish
• I love this post and I love you too : darkT
• Putting him on your show just gets him publicity. Silly ratings grab : spiderfill
• toggle

  After seeing his website I'm convinced this guy is the Stephen Colbert of male chauvinists. The people wh... : S1ing B1ade
  • Yeah, he bought some google advertising when he first started his site for feminism and things like that ... : bcyde
• lol.. that dude has sand in his va-jay-jay : Megara9
• lol.... associated video time!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn18H3FKDV4&feature=related I swear... : fatman

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 74 replies.

• toggle

  Nice, I bought it bu haven't got the time to play it : shirif
  • what, and you've had time to work and earn a living? what bs. :D : xsoulbrothax
• toggle

  I got to 5 last night. :( : nevicata
  • 2.8million at King though... that's good, right? : nevicata
• toggle

  Oh sob, I had a run earlier at like 46 mil, time to play till I crush you :( : DonarUDL
  • Got 52 and need a break, though I beat my friends score in sequence, so thats good I suppose : DonarUDL
• i got 100 million today and i've been trying for like an hour to beat yours :( : JINKY
• toggle

  Nice. I'm working on besting everyone's score in every game mode except Pacifism and King. : mittense
  • Also: It gets so fucking hard to see what's going on late in an Evolved game. Holy shit. : mittense
  • I think you're the top man on most of the game modes in my friends list. Maybe I can take one or two back... : taronish
  • I suck in everything involving shooting. : mwasher
  • toggle

    Yeah, you won't beat my roomies score in fucking Pacifism. Fuck, I can't even break 285mil... let alone 3... : ateam311
    • toggle

      Cuntwadfacetits. : mittense
      • Luckily, I don't really like Pacifism. I don't shoot anything in that game mode and that makes me sad. Ke... : mittense
  • toggle

    King is fun, though. : nevicata
    • toggle

      I like King a little bit. It's awesomely stressful. I like it for that. I like all the game modes, really... : mittense
      • toggle

        I like King more than Pacifism which is super stressful. I almost have the achievement on King: activate ... : nevicata
        • toggle

          I got to 28 about five times before I got the achievement. I think got thirty purely by luck as of the fi... : mittense
          • toggle

            Yeah, the last couple have to be close together since those asshole blue diamonds speed up. >:( : nevicata
            • toggle

              Don't the snakes show up by then too? I forgot. : mittense
              • toggle

                Not when I do it... I am fast. : nevicata
                • toggle

                  Not as fast as me, apparently, Ms. 29. : mittense
                  • I've only tried once. :( : nevicata
• toggle

  I must be doing something wrong :( How the hell do you even break 10 million. : pancake humper
  • You're so silly. : mittense
  • suck less : derelict515
  • Get good at grouping lots of things together to bust apart. Also, one very important thing to note is t... : mwasher
  • toggle

    My b/f told me the secret: stop dying : Zhaneel
    • toggle

      Btw: The ends of the bar are what explodes, not the connecting line. That little fact alone helped me tri... : Zhaneel
      • toggle

        It's also extremely important to have confidence in your ability to know when you can make it through a g... : mwasher
        • toggle

          Also: Don't do what I do and consistently taunt the enemies in Geometry Wars. Calling them cunts, fucktar... : mittense
          • Oh, and turn off sound effects and put some Chopin on or something. It helps a lot. No shit. : mwasher
          • Dude I just fucking scream at the screen. I actually broke a controller the other day too (drilled it rig... : ateam311
        • I kept trying to get higher than 5 million for about 20 minutes before I realized a key. You need to go t... : scudly
• I fucking hate you. You had like 20 million YESTERDAY. I was tops on my friends list until you went nuts ... : zerog83
• Sidenote: I love how the music comes into play in this game. The muffled track as you dart around outside... : hoov1185
• FUCK THIS GAME!!!!!!!!! : mwasher
• Fuck you. Seriously. Fuck. You. : Deathlove
• toggle

  God, I'm losing my touch. I did jump to 11mil in Evolved tonight and I did bump my Waves score as well. ... : ateam311
  • Pansy. : mittense
• fark me! good work... I only just started playing it last night... until 3am. Fucking addictive :( : Goblin au
• toggle

  You mother-fucker. HOW did you do that? I keep dying at 5-6. I got 16 once. How? : EvilDolemite
  • toggle

    I got my current high score just getting the wax on/wax off achievement. That worked out pretty well. : mittense
    • I got that but only with 16 million. : EvilDolemite
    • Wax on/off was easy. I hit 98% after ~10min and then it took me about 10 more to get it right. : ateam311
• i saw that. what the hell : feek
• 56 million! : David Craddock
• toggle

  One of my coworkers hit 400+million in GWars2...I've no fucking clue how he did it. : two50six
  • oh and this was also pacifism : two50six
• toggle

  Why did they change the scoring to make it easier to get higher scores in GW2? Make people feel better? : Hello Kitty
  • I don't get high scores. :( : nevicata
  • toggle

    It's never easier to get higher scores. They just made the numbers bigger. The easier it is to get "highe... : mittense
    • toggle

      That's stupid. They should keep it in the ones, so the ultra mega good players have a score of like, 1,00... : Hello Kitty
      • It's not like some games where the smallest increment to a score is a billion. The points do start out ve... : rock elf
  • Nothing is easy in GW2. : EvilDolemite
  • Because people like me thought that they really sucked at GW1 when in fact IT IS ALL JUST BULLSHIT. : ateam311
  • what : JINKY
• toggle

  Never played this game but want to get it now. What's best? PC or 360? Also, Retro Evolved or Retro Ev... : moneyshot
  • I can't imagine playing this with a mouse and keyboard... or would you hook up a controller? : nevicata
  • 360; 2 : ateam311
  • Get 2. 1 was great, but it's been made obsolete. Also, you HAVE to use a gamepad. : EvilDolemite
  • toggle

    The first is one of the 6 modes available. : shirif
    • in the second... : shirif
  • Ok thanks guys. RE2 it is on the 360. Also gonna give Schizoid a crack! : moneyshot
• toggle

  moooovin' on up.... just hit 95 mil.... i can taste 100 now... : dopefish
  • toggle

    lol you're gonna fuck yourself talking like that. Now you probably won't break 60mil the rest of the nigh... : ateam311
    • Yup, I notice in Pacifism you either get a large score or blow up at 200K : EvilDolemite
    • well i got a few more at 90k, at least i can feel the score was legitimate and not a fluke. : dopefish
• I fucking love this game. Edgewise appears to be the only mod better than I am at this game. =( : brickmatt
• ok I just bought it and holy shit do I suck at it 8*( : moneyshot
• I hit 57 million last night, with only you ahead of me on my friends leaderboard. I can tell I'm slowly : rock elf
• I've never liked dual stick shooters :( : dael
• I freaking hate that game. : Sylvanus

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 41 replies.

• The DVD's timing on that joke is excellent. I literally fell over laughing. : zakazi
• toggle

  Plate or platter? : rgoer
  • I don't understand the question, and I won't answer it. That scene gets even better when they start dr : genjuro
• The jokes per minute of AD is unparalleled. It's so densely packed : spiderfill
• toggle

  oh man, i was playing 2Fort a few days ago, coming out of the sewers into the middle water area, with a p... : dopefish
  • Fucking LOL man, love the show. : Lionhart32935
  • You made a huge mistake. : Thresher
• toggle

  Some of the best recurring jokes from AD: Her? and everything he calls Ann (Egg) and It's as anne as the : randomposter
  • my favorite (although not played a lot) is the Charlie Brown music when somebody is sad and they just shu... : pukerat
  • toggle

    "Ann-Hogs coming?" "Hey, look whose on that hog in the mirror." "George Micheal!" : Dschinghis Khan
    • She's the human wall. You couldn't knock her down if you tried. I'm not going to... but I could. : randomposter
• toggle

  gob: check your lease man, because you're living in fuck city *high five* : synack
  • I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain. : randomposter
• toggle

  An illusion Micheal. A trick is something a whore does for money. : DOOManiac
  • ... and cocaine : synack
  • A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money... : A Sponge
  • ...or candy! : zakazi
• toggle

  "Tobias, you blowhard!!" : siknsyko
  • this show makes me so jovial to talk about/quote (esp with others who watched it) and brings my spirits u... : siknsyko
• did somebody say.... Wonder : Flying h4x0r
• toggle

  Favorite Tobias line: "I'll be your wingman. Even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up." : Thresher
  • "Tobias, you blow hard!" : Dschinghis Khan
  • I'm afraid I prematurely blew my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and now I have something of a m... : randomposter
  • you sir, are a mouthful! : synack
  • Of course— the “Bob Loblaw Law Blog.” Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful! /gobbling hand-to-mouth action... : Dusty_Slim
• and that's why you don't yell : fsck
• Teamocil™..... I never thought I knew you well! : Dave-A
• Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster : Dschinghis Khan
• toggle

  Steve Holt!: http://img469.imageshack.us/my.php?image=steveholtcopy6sg.jpg : angrytaxman
  • toggle

    Steve Holt is a bastard ... he doesn't even know who his father is. : randomposter
    • yeah the foreshadowing on that too is great : Clay
• toggle

  The second time through you get all the references to Buster losing his hand before it actually happens, : Barnahog
  • Loose Seal still cracks me the fuck up : thekidd
  • Seriously, that's down right amazing. : zakazi
• Oh man I want to watch this series again. : thekidd
• I love the whole ocean walker and Rita stuff. Mr. F. All that shit cracks me up. I love the whole show th... : uglysad
• Me and the missus are rewaching these again also, I nearly die at that tobias line with the water :D : scottythejock
• toggle

  the episode where uncle jack visits has to be my favourite "its ok its what happnes when you shack a bod... : gimpness
  • TO THE NUTS : randomposter
• My favourite line is when Gob wakes up in hospital after the prison "escape" and weakly goes "Tada..." : node

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 71 replies.

• toggle

  I know. I dont get it either redfive. : hirez
  • toggle

    Is it time for an intervention? : brickmatt
    • I think we need to invite dognose out for breakfast or something. : redfive
• More like how could anyone not like Shoot Em Up because it was so awesome and over the top. : CrazyPants
• toggle

  Can't you girls keep this to the mod board? (People didn't like Shoot Em Up?) : rosewood
  • modboard is for serious business only : redfive
• sorry shoot 'em up is a much better movie. : voodooraze
• toggle

  ohshit angelina jolie or monica belucci, which one would you choose? : dodob
  • toggle

    belucci fo' sho! : Dave-A
    • ^^TRUTH! : obiquatro
  • toggle

    belucci : rosewood
    • toggle

      God damn it, I hope Angelina never finds out I said this :( : rosewood
      • toggle

        she is clenching her veiny hands into fists of fury as i type this : Dave-A
        • toggle

          Oh god, what have I done. : rosewood
          • toggle

            EEEEYAAAAHHHHHH!!!! http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04_05/005jolieDM_468x734.jpg : Dave-A
            • Oh God make it stop! : voodooraze
            • toggle

              And I've gone limp : rosewood
              • rosenoodle? : MKCluney
      • rosewood is really Brad Pitt! : voodooraze
• Shoot 'em Up pokes fun at exactly the kind of movies dognose worships. Maybe it was more than he could ha... : SockMonkeh
• toggle

  Both movies were awesome, but I remember something about a "dognose movie index." It's some mathematic... : MKCluney
  • toggle

    http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16068258 : dognose
    • Wow. That seems eerily accurate. : treefingers1
• toggle

  I am narrow-minded; I only like things that are good : dognose
  • toggle

    there you are. The scene in Wanted where the letters of the keyboard spell out FUCK YOU <- U being the t... : redfive
    • toggle

      Wanted was stylish, a well-done rollycoaster; I left the theatre feeling euphoric. Shoot-Em-Up is that b... : dognose
      • toggle

        you know what.. Shoot 'Em Up had a decent amount of gratuitous boobage (and dead boobs!) and that sex sce... : xsoulbrothax
        • toggle

          Don't matter; ain't watchin' it again : dognose
          • toggle

            I'm doing science to it though :( I hypothesize that too much boobs damaged the movie for you : xsoulbrothax
            • toggle

              No too much SUCK did : dognose
              • too much boob-sucking? wut? hellooooooooo, wet-nurse! : siknsyko
• Shoot Em Up, hullarious. : glio1337
• and shoot'em up was oh so bad : hobosapien
• Wanted goes for the "Kickass blow shit up" attitude while Shootem Up makes fun of that. Shoot Em Up is... : locater16
• He probably hates Clive Owen, that might be it. : Sailor of Fortune
• toggle

  Mostly it was the suckling on the teet of a lactating hooker. That was pretty gross. : jimmy_legs
  • toggle

    that was some of the best scenes, but all the scenes were good in that movie. : gyokuro
    • I respectfully disagree whole-heartedly. : jimmy_legs
    • I must disrespectfully disagree : dognose
• toggle

  Side thread... I bought the Wanted comic book the other day. That was pretty interesting, though I'm not : alias
  • I just bought that, it is being mailed to me :) : dognose
• toggle

  Oh by the way, Shoot Em Up still has the best gunfights in any movie ever. : locater16
  • Whoa, hold on there, little sailor. Shoot 'em Up was awesome, but that's crazy talk. : MKCluney
• toggle

  Shoot em up's message was unneeded. Why the fuck is a movie about creative and fun rampant gun use tryin... : pigvomit
  • toggle

    And what about wanted's message? : rosewood
    • "Sometimes, $9 is not enough for a movie" : dognose
  • toggle

    it's tongue-in-cheek, I don't think you're supposed to take the movie seriously and that's what dognose d... : redfive
    • Message schmessage, what about the part where Wanted is awesome and that other movie sucks? : dognose
• toggle

  They are both very bad movies. : pgharavi
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^ : gibolas1234
  • toggle

    Exactly, although Wanted pissed me off more because of the hype going into it. God what a shitty action m... : Serpico74
    • hahah agreed. it felt like the troll of the year : AlexXdude
• toggle

  dognose tell me your thoughts on Predator : EvilDolemite
  • toggle

    ♥ : dognose
    • toggle

      I saw it recently and was again amazed...it was pretty low-budget. For an action movie. The cinematog... : EvilDolemite
      • toggle

        I love Predator 2 also :) : dognose
        • toggle

          i remember liking it when i first watched it when i was a kid. watched it recently and it wasnt so good.... : dantastic
          • toggle

            Predator is classic. McTiernan was on fire when he did Predator, Die Hard, and Hunt For Red October all b... : Serpico74
            • toggle

              Predator was once of the first movies I immediately bought on Blu-Ray when I got a PS3. Hell yes. : AlexXdude
              • one* damnit : AlexXdude
  • just watched that again yesterday. probably my favourite arnold movie - or at least top 3. with T2 and to... : re4ctor
  • One day, I'll recount the story of my self-directed Predator tour down in Mexico. : SeaLlama
• I'm in Dognose's camp on this one. Shoot Em Up was so dumb the stunts couldn't make up for it. Carrots al... : Megara9
• toggle

  redfive I'ma spell it out, it's because shootemup is a colossal piece of shit and Wanted rules that's why... : dognose
  • I like hearing your opinions on movies! -Dark City -Equilibrium : EvilDolemite
• shoot em up was pure awesome. probably one of my favourite movies of all time. if you didnt realize tha... : dantastic
• Shoot 'Em Up sucks balls. Wanted is the fucking bomb-diggity. : Super Sparker
• Not seen Shoot Em Up, but the director of Wanted did a good job of making the visuals/audio kinetic and i... : icon_of_syn
• one had crying babies the other had naked angelina jolie which one would YOU choose? : ninjase
• SEU >> Wanted : smegmar