Soul Calibur 4 Media Lowers Bar, Ups Cup Size

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According to a study carried out by a Chicago sociologist in 2003, women with big breasts had ten point higher I.Q's. on average than their less well endowed counterparts. This sociologist conducting the study, who admitted to being a 32A in breast size, looked at 1200 women of various breast sizes. She divided the women into five categories based on their breast measurements. These included extra-large, large, medium, small, and extra-small breast sizes.

The women were then given an I.Q. test to objectively measure their intelligence levels To the researcher's surprise, women in the extra-large and large categories scored an average of ten points higher than women in the groups with the smallest breast sizes. Even women with medium sized breasts beat out the small breasted women by several I.Q. points.

God, I love titties.

But based on their target audience, I estimate some 90% of Japanese men are virgins.

If I want porn, I'll watch porn. I want a cool videogame. Don't blend the too. This game will still probably be fun, but will they put off the lady gamers out there?

I know I wouldn't be much interested in a game about sweaty, muscular tight-pants men who wink into the camera and stick their ass or crotch out towards the camera at every opportunity.

not sure why i'd buy this, but probably will. it looks really no different than sc2.

Shameless Calibur IV.

Shackers complaining about tits? Oh wow.

There's fappage for everyone. The girls have their half-naked steroid-filled beefcakes and the guys have the titties. Thats equal-opportunity sex appeal for you.

Namco should include a burqa costume for all the females characters since there's so much RAGE over titties. That will probably make all you shackers happy.

I wonder what it would be like if we were in an alternate universe and women loved video games with guys with HUGE hairy packages bulging out of their short shorts. Nevermind... I take it back... I don't want to explore this idea any further.

Those tits are bigger than her head.

Soul Calibur 5 is going to consist mostly of floating boobs with swords sticking out of the middle of them. Maybe with sharp nipples.

I'm still buying it.

You have to decide... Tits... or Destiny.


Tits.

There should be smaller breasts orbiting those breasts.

I'd like to meet the cosplayer who could pull this one off:

http://www.shacknews.com/images/image-o-matic.x?/images/sshots/Screenshot/10138/10138_48653bc1dc029.jpg

Talim looks just as flat as she used to...

it'll take more than breasts to get me interested in that genre of games... at least naked breasts.