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Contest: Command & Conquer 3 Sweepstakes
by Jeff "geedeck" Gondek, Jun 20, 2008 2:15pm PDT
style="border: medium none ;">With Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath making its way to Xbox 360 next week, we thought it might be nice to give a bit of attention to the man of the hour himself.
We're going to see if you're really a Kaniac, and find those worthy enough get a few prizes thanks to the folks over at EA. Answer a few questions about your favorite intimidating bald guy since Kojak and a winner may be you.
- What game marked Kane's earliest timeline appearance?
- What entity saved Kane's life after a GDI ion strike?
- Name the GDI officer whose brother was murdered Kane in Norway?
- Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat (person place or thing) by (action).
The last question doesn't really have a right or wrong answer, but is more of a mad-libs thing so just give it your best. Post your answers in the comments, and if you put o[ at the beginning of the text and ]o at the end, your answer will be covered by a big black box.
Submit your answers by Sunday 11:59 PM CST, we'll announce winners on Monday from those who have the right answers. We will pick five winners to win the standalone expansion Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath for Xbox 360, a Kane bobblehead and quite possibly more Kane-y goodness that we have yet to reveal.
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2. CABAL
3. GDI Commander Michael "Mack" McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat anyone by thinking evil thoughts at him or her.
2. CABAL
3. GDI Commander Michael "Mack" McNeil
4. Kane is such a villanous genius that he would vanquish his enemies by trickery and deceit, then declare himself Master of the Universe!
2. Cabal
3. Michael McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat James Kirk by making him play ONLY video games based on kid movies.
CABAL
Michael McNeil
Kane is such a villianous genius, he would defeat Chuck Norris by making him cry.
CABAL
Michael McNeil
Kane is such a villianous genius that he would defeat the Black Knoght and the Borg Queen before breakfast, lay out Lex Luther and Leatherface for lunch, and destroy Dr. Evil and Dark Helmet at dinner.
A: Command & Conquer: Red Alert
Q: What entity saved Kane's life after a GDI ion strike?
A: Cabal
Q: Name the GDI officer whose brother was murdered Kane in Norway?
A: Michael McNeil
Q: Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat (person place or thing) by (action).
A: Kane is such a villainoes genius, he would defeat Derek Jeter by strangling him.
2 ) CABAL
3 ) Michael McNeill
4 ) Dubya; watching reruns of "Friends" on sword points ( is there a difference? )
#2 CABAL
#3 Michael McNeil
#4 Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat rainclouds with insults
2. [o CABAL ]o
3. [o Michael "Mack" McNeil ]o
4.Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat Kenney just by being a bastard.
2. CABAL
3.Michael McNeil
4. He would defeat the big wig oil company men but making them drink their product .
Command and Conquer: Red Alert
What entity saved Kane's life after a GDI ion strike?
CABAL
Name the GDI officer whose brother was murdered Kane in Norway?
Commander Michael (Mack) McNeil
Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat STD's through castration!
2. CABAL
3. Michael McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat James Kirk by killing his son. KAAAAANE!!!!
2. CABAL
3. Michael "Mack" McNeil (GDI Commander )
4.Kane is such a villainous genius, he would sell his soul to the devil and the devil would even be outwitted by his actions, to succeed as a hero to those that seek his charm.
2. CABAL
3. GDI Commander Michael "Mack" McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would upgrade all fileshack members to "Tiberium" membership, a pirated form of "Mercury"... He would then leave for his 5 'o'clock to help Van Gogh save his ear!
What entity saved Kane's life after a GDI ion strike - CABAL
Name the GDI officer whose brother was murdered Kane in Norway? - Michael McNeil
Kane is such a villainous genius, the thought of Satan amuses him, almost as much as Wiley E. Coyote
2. CABAL
3. Michael "Mack" McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat Chuck Norris by traveling back in time just prior to Chuck's first lesson in roundhouse kicking only to shoot him and his instructor in the back before young Chuck could ever learn the ultimate life saving move that is a roundhouse.
2. CABAL
3. GDI Commander Michael (Mack) McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat Team America. Fuck yeah.
2. CABAL
3. Commander Michael McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat the Italian Football Team singlehandedly by lacing their water supply with a deadly NOD neurotoxin. This neurotoxin would only activate when the player in question dives, kicks a soccerball, or sings along to their national anthem.
2. CABAL.
3. MACK! (GDI Commander Michael "Mack" McNeil).
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat Jack Bauer by means of destroy the country in which he calls home (Jack Bauer may come back to life by television magic and kill everything Kane associates with, though).
2. CABAL
3. GDI Commander Michael "Mack" McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat the Lakers in game 6 by 40 pts.
2) CABAL
3) Michael "Mack" McNeil (GDI Commander)
4) Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat Shack hatred by referencing his head and saying "Come on shack .. remind you of anything? You love it .. I love it .."
CABAL
Jake McNeil was murdered in norway, brother of Michael McNeil (GDI Commander)
Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat Jules Winnfield by quoting more badass bible quotes
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2) CABAL the AI
3) GDI Commander Michael McNeil, played by Michael Biehn who was also Sheriff Hague in Planet Terror
4) Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat his romantic and murderous urges by sexing up the lead female and killing her. But not in any particular order.
2. CABAL
3. Michael "Mack" McNeil (GDI Commander )
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat NOD betrayers by tricking them into believing he's sincere, when really he's worked them into his master plan and as such, affixed a gruesome payback to their fate as a result. Kane always wins, even if it appears he has not.
[2. CABAL ]
[3. GDI Commander Michael "Mack" McNeil ]
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat hair loss by devolping V05 tiberium growth gel (TM). (May cause uncontrolled hair growth)
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2. CABAL
3. GDI Commander Michael "Mack" McNeil
4. Kane is such a villainous genius, he would defeat overpopulation by dropping a few tactical Liquid Tib Bombs.