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• east coast matches starting now. : hirez
• good luck everyone : ]pm[chem
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  PORTS: I connected to feek v feek on 27020 and [fu] v jd on 27021. : ]pm[chem
  • yeah, I dont know why the ports I set arent working, but these do! : hirez
  • thanks chem, I was wondering why I couldn't connect. : Xevo
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  I can't get in to my match. No password and it's full. I hope ieGS is winning... : melkore
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    i was in the match for about 10 seconds before lagging out and having to restart :( it's full now but ho... : das_runt
    • Yeah I got a blue screen 10 minutes ago... : hirosushima
• Good luck 2L2C. : dumb.
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  GG 2 Fushigi's team, sorry that Rosewood found another piece of equipment to break mid-match (power suppl... : Xevo
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    No. I lost power, period. As in the whole house. As in no electricity. : rosewood
    • Heh that was just a joke, but Fushigi or someone on your team said "Rosewood's UPS died" and we all assum... : Xevo
• We're playing n00bja's team at 9 pm cst on the Chicago server, I think : Maddog_Delphi97
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  Jammy Dodgers beat Fu Fighters. 6-6 Dustbowl on time (hilariously awesome final cap) 5-0 Well (their ... : A Sponge
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    Good games you Jammy Dodgers. Rosewood was silent to the point of being mute (I think he was playing ... : Arctic Fox
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      Yeah, we joked about them both ragequitting, it was quite nice for the team's morale! : Xevo
      • i know i got some jollys out of it : Korban
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        lol I don't think I can ever picture Zaun ragequitting. He's far too mellow. : Arctic Fox
        • When he joined our team by mistake after rejoining, all we heard was a rather chipper "Whoops!" : A Sponge
        • I've played league matches with him where I was surprised at his level of annoyance. But ROSEWOOD SMASH ... : Xevo
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      Nope, no mic. This is why I haven't played TF2 in a few weeks + work + being out of town. : rosewood
      • Too bad, I would've loved to have heard your team's demos with you speaking! =D You are an entertaining ... : Xevo
      • Thanks for showing up mate, even if you did miss the best map. cp_science was brilliant. : Arctic Fox
• Good games everyone. Science was particularly fun. : FushigiDenki
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  fs| v. feek| : 9-0 fs|, 6-1 Dustbowl, 2-0 Well, 2-0 Science. Good games - Science was just a tad bit l... : Felraiser
  • oh man, I thought all the admins had got the maps. =( : hirez
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  good games felraisers team, we lost 9-0, i missed most of the match, but can we please just disable sourc... : Jackass1233
  • That's just Moron. We played just fine on Dallas; too bad the server doesn't have the right maps. : Felraiser
  • Moron just sucks I think Jackass, Dallas was A-OK. : dkrulz
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    Dunno if SourceTV is the problem. We started that after the west teams had already started, which probabl... : JarEme
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      STV appeared to crash on both zerosignal and dallas when the map changed to Science. : pieman
      • Dallas wouldn't load science, we had to go to MORON to play it. : dkrulz
    • Actually, we didn't. I'm bad with timezones. : JarEme
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    I think part of the problem is that Valve doesnt give two fucks about the linux srcds client. With every ... : devnullgt
    • IAWTP: I remember that only Windows servers could execute a mapchange rcon command after the medic patch... : Xevo
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    sourceTV is not the problem. it was set up with 1 spectator to a relay. thats not why its lagging out. : hirez
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      I found the problem TLDR: jackass that runs an oscommerce site on the same server decided to write som... : devnullgt
      • Wow that's really annoying... Funny that you used the term "jackass" when the player Jackass was on the s... : Xevo
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  West Coast Matches TheClitKommanders (monkeygone) vs. TheQuackAttack (gnomish) - Dallas: STV = 69.62 : hirez
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    I can't connect / find the dallas STV at all. is it down? : pyide
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      Ditto : theamazingrand0
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        "Disconnect: Bad spectator password". Doesnt ask me for a password, though. : theamazingrand0
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          it kept crashing. its really warm here today. I think the server is too hot =/ : hirez
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            God basic computing shit can be so annoying sometimes, can't it? How about we just move all server clust... : Xevo
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              it doesnt help that I keep it in a closet. thats why I call it 'the gimp'. : hirez
              • lol that certainly explains a lot... let's hope you never have to "bring out the gimp" when it is "sleepi... : Xevo
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  Current East Table: 1. The Feek Squad: 18 points 2. ie God Squad: 13 points 3. Jammy : hardfl1p
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    No, we have 15. We lost 2fort. : Felraiser
    • Errr whoops, I should really have remembered that considering it was against us. : hardfl1p
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    How are points distributed again? : Arctic Fox
    • By each map: 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, 0 for a loss. : hardfl1p
  • were on the board. woot : ant_hillbilly
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    Fixed: 1. fs| ------ 15 2. ieGS| -- 13 2. jd. ------ 13 4. [2L2C] - 7 5. feek ---- 4 6. [fu] ----... : Felraiser
    • I was kind of wondering where [fu]'s mystery 4 points came from. : Arctic Fox
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  SAINTS OF SOLVECHRIST FTW : virus
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    Awwwww yeah : whistler
    • yay! : fletch_
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    Damn straight. We won. : Malku
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      woooo hoooo~ : Agrona
      • I was spec'ing you for alot of Well. Let's not have you sit out again. : edgewise
  • I could see the team improve dramatically after I sat out. : edgewise
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    Awww yeah! :D : Maddog_Delphi97
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      Maddog. I wanted to make sweet love to your face after you did that pyro rush on the dustbowl and pushed... : Malku
      • :D : Maddog_Delphi97
      • hot : virus
  • w0000000000t! : Flying h4x0r
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    Do a little scout dance. Huzzah! : Audhuml4
    • Yeah, cheers to the brilliant scouts. : whistler
    • Serious shit. The scouts were eating our medics up especially on science. : bcyde
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    ggs : dmason
    • GGs dmason... BONK : twifosp
  • By the way, the score on cp_well was 2-1, right? : Maddog_Delphi97
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    good games guys! time saved our ass on science! : SolveChrist
    • Yeah, there was almost a cap at the end of that. : whistler
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    how many maps did you guys win? : flubba79
    • It was 2-1 : whistler
    • we won Well, and Science. : SolveChrist
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      srsly, post the scores! : theWhite
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        5-6, 2-1, 1-0 I think. ? : K1Bond007
        • yup that's right : SolveChrist
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    ggs all. Was fun. And lo the mighty Saints fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, : K1Bond007
    • Well, I expect a fully written Book of SolveChrist now. Complete with annotations. And pictures. : whistler
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      Hey Bond if you're doing the stats again Felraisers' team (fs) vs Terath's Team Feek (feek) science stats... : dkrulz
      • Hirez is trying to get them. : K1Bond007
  • Grats team. :D : OverloadUT
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  What time are the matches over? : Serpico74
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    Right now, for chem vs jackhammer. : crummynz
    • There going to be other games on the Shack servers after this? I really wanna play TF2 but these pubs are... : Serpico74
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  RE: next week's matches scheduled for FATHER'S DAY... I propose that we take a "week off' and instea... : Xevo
  • Agreed. : twifosp
  • Good idea, I have family from out of town coming in next weekend. : H@rvester
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    oh crud. I forgot that was next week (and I'm a dad!). yeah, we might have to push things back one week. : hirez
    • Pushing everything back a week would be great. : JarEme
  • Am I hardcore? : sanchez
  • Yeah, I agree. : YamatoTwinkie
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    I can go either way on this, but I thought people wouldve noticed when sched came out...? : ]pm[chem
    • LOL I remember Mom's day, Dad can go fuck himself on his day =P (in all seriousness, I am surprised it ha... : Xevo
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      I'm thinking we try to schedule games during the week to get this game done. No sense in prolonging the ... : dkrulz
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        shack is playing ars technica on wednesday, half my team can't do thursday, fri/sat are generally "diffic... : ]pm[chem
        • There's always the week after. : whistler
      • I really disagree. It sucks taking "a week off" for sure, but it's better than having matches not happen... : Xevo
  • Ha, Father's Day is on a different date in NZ. I'm free, suckas! : crummynz
  • thats a great idea : virus
  • yes. : monkeygone
  • tenthed : Grumbeld
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  coc wins! over The Peculiar! 6-3. coc took dustbowl (6-3) & science (3-0) and The Peculiar took well (3-... : hirez
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    man 2nd week in a row someone posts results right before my while I am typing :p heh. : ]pm[chem
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      Probably because you were worrying about the colors of your Shacktags! =P : Xevo
      • heh, we definitely get the lime. : ]pm[chem
    • lol. sorry I was waiting for you to post, but got impatient >:) : hirez
  • whats going on with the last 2 matches? : flubba79
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  Cult of Crit defeats The Peculiar..., 6-3 on cp_dustbowl, 0-2 on cp_well, 3-0 on cp_science2. Really, re... : ]pm[chem
  • First place baby! 15 points! : flubba79
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    We really got steamrolled on well. Good job TP! : YamatoTwinkie
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      at least we dont have to worry about well for a while : flubba79
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        That was a harsh, harsh map for us. :| : Rice-Rocketeer
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          we'll fix it, we know what happened there. : ]pm[chem
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            bwahahahah : sanchez
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              gg's man, didn't get to say it to your team at end because of scoreboard. : ]pm[chem
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                gg, it was fun, you guys raped us on dustbowl : sanchez
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                  there was crazy fragging everywhere. dustbowl is by far my favorite TF2 map, like half my total timed pl... : ]pm[chem
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                    How can you enjoy playing any map with 32 players? The more players the less fun it is for me once you go... : sanchez
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                      something related to my q2/q3ctf heritage. all the best ctf players hung out on servers with tons of peo... : ]pm[chem
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                        I think classes like the scout start becoming mind-numbingly frustrating on games with 24+ players. Can'... : YamatoTwinkie
                        • Medics also, my best scoring outing as medic ever was when I was the only medic during a 6v6 rs scrim. : Xevo
              • You can always hit tab and type away, even when the map would normally auto-change... just an FYI! : Xevo
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              ^^is what happened there : YamatoTwinkie
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                ^^^^ is what happened to me on science. : FlamingGimp
                • My complements to you. Some of that 1v1 action we had around the back of D was pretty epic. I'd jump, no... : YamatoTwinkie
        • We were pretty pissed after dustbowl. Didn't really carry over to science though. : Gonzo
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    ggs. I'm still convinced you guys paid off 3 of our dudes to drop on the last point on dustbowl. : FlamingGimp
    • Money well spent, IMO. : crummynz
    • seriously wtf, 3 players crashed at the same time right at the last point!? : sanchez
    • $$$ ftw. I'm glad that did not end up being controversial, real bad luck there. : ]pm[chem
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  Is the sourceTV for dallas not working? I can connect but it's just stuck on source tv reconnecting. : sanchez
  • not that i know of. i would have loved to see our team play the second and third maps. : pyide
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    That match must've started 30-45 mins late, everyone but them are finished. : dkrulz
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      anyone know the score(s) there? : ]pm[chem
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        they just finished, looks like gnomish's team won science2, don't know the others : sanchez
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          Ducks win over ck Dustbowl 6-5 (ducks) Well 0-1 (ck) Science 4-0 (ducks) : alarm cock
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            That was some bad ass games, ck put up a great fight. : Sailor of Fortune
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              Yeah, those games were pretty nuts. Nice to Nasty back as a sonofabitch demo giving me headaches. : gnomish
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                Yeah, Nasty you're absolutely ridiculous dude, I think you were like at least 50% of my deaths. : TabsAZ
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                  haha glad I could be a pain in the ass :) Gnomish owned me on Dustbowl. It was crazy. There were 5-6 t... : NastyJack
                  • Yeah, the bastard had me dominated for most of Dustbowl too... bastard. : Grumbeld
          • looking forward to watching the server demos... gg's to ducks + ck. : ]pm[chem
• I have power again. Go me. : rosewood
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  Updated Bracket: http://ems.esportsea.com/?a=x.schedule&stageid=2021 : hirez
  • Full standings: East: 1. fs| ------ 15 2. ieGS -- 13 2. jd. ------ 13 4. [2L2C] - 7 5. feek --- : Felraiser
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    So what's up with the two unscored matches in the East? I remember the problems with last week, but did ... : Xevo
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      The make-up game was done last Wednesday and that was in the West, not the east. http://shack.k1bond0... : K1Bond007
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        Ahh right, so wtf IS up with the two unscored matches, anyone? : Xevo
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          Not sure what you're talking about. All matches are scored, though two do not have a winner highlighted b... : Felraiser
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            Oh right I was in the tied match last week, lol... it's throwing me off because the "time of match" shit ... : Xevo
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              unfortunately, no, its all automagical. : hirez
              • Well I'm sure most people will think to look for the numbers, I remember being confused by this last week... : Xevo
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  West Coast Standings 1. coc/ = 15 2. † = 12 3. NDI| = 10 4. ( ò)< = 6 4. ck. = 6 6. ffs. = 3 : whistler
  • ffs. should be 4, actually. : whistler
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    I think I could visualize this easier if it was in a spreadsheet. : taronish
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      I'll let Felraiser work on that =P Actually, I'd like to see how well pph is predicting so far. I hav... : whistler
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        http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pWiPXgIV2Yj7v_Bv1LLNKAg Note that, in these first few weeks, st... : Felraiser
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          Yeah, you don't really get a good picture until the round robin is done. Although I can already see that... : whistler
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            I don't know about that. We work hard, but our competition is fucking good. : Rice-Rocketeer
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              Plus you guys are dead next round :) Just fyi. : whistler
              • Back up in your ass with the resurrection! : Audhuml4
        • It's played out pretty much as expected in the East... : Xevo
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          I call bullshit on my PPH. : Moonbase Commander
          • LOL you have to realize that some classes award very little PPH, and a lot of the top PPH do shit like pl... : Xevo
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  gg, but again, remove launchzone :\ : thief
  • and steel : alarm cock
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    I didn't like science2 but I can't complain. We knew it was coming, we knew we should practice it but we ... : NastyJack
    • Yeah I tried to encourage every to scrim on the map and be sure to try and play it on Shack servers or at... : Xevo
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  So NO jumping over the trains on well? Why? If Valve didn't want us to do it then they would have put som... : sanchez
  • we arent playing well again, so its a moo point. : hirez
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    Valve does it themselves... I never heard any talk of this being unacceptable. When fushigi stickied our... : Xevo
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      Someone said that some league matches ban it, thats bullshit, it's part of the map. And don't give me... : sanchez
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        if someone had brought it up before we actually were playing the map, so I had some time to weigh the pro... : hirez
        • Ah, I guess I thought that you had made this decision earlier. : sanchez
        • Well let it be known that Valve utilizes that feature of Well very VERY heavily, and have every time I pl... : Xevo
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        I'm okay with demos and soldiers jumping over the trains, I just wish blue team had a lamp post for the s... : YamatoTwinkie
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          I've seen it done but never actually tried it. : sanchez
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            For blue team? Red has one, but as far as I know, there's no way to get over the train during setup as a... : YamatoTwinkie
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              no no, just talking about seeing it done on the red side : sanchez
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                Hmmm I was under the impression that it was impossible, but probably there's another jumping point that p... : Xevo
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                  red lamp-post. : YamatoTwinkie
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                    test post stupid internet connection : YamatoTwinkie
                    • testing again : YamatoTwinkie
              • Its not that hard, you just have to double jump to the "back" side of the lamp so you have enough room to... : YamatoTwinkie
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      I didn't know Valve did it until I read this post. I always considered it a map exploit, as setup time i... : ]pm[chem
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        Blah, give their map designers at least some credit. Something that obvious is clearly intended. Scou... : alias
        • Yeah the scout stuff I doubt, and have considered reporting as a bug, but at this point I figure that the... : Xevo
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    oh shit. i thought we were allowed to. in that case... i apologize for that little stunt i pulled at th... : dopeman
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      I think post-setup jumping was fine, just the pre-setup jumping that has some people concerned. : YamatoTwinkie
      • well, i basically hopped up onto the train and then started shooting rockets down on the group standing t... : dopeman
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        I love when people jump early, that's more points and crits for our team when we kill the jumpers on the ... : Xevo
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          Hopping the trains is an extremely effective strategy, well timed jumps can get you there early enough to... : FlamingGimp
          • yeah, soldiers + demomen are much more deadly when they have high-ground advantage like that. : YamatoTwinkie
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            I'm always waiting to see someone bounce over the top of the train, at which point I alert everyone. It ... : Xevo
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              Which time against the Shack? If it was the time against rs|, I think our team is just better than they a... : Felraiser
              • I said the Shack because I couldn't remember for certain if rs| played them on Well or just on Gravelpit ... : Xevo
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              The point is I can get there before you can see me. It's totally plausible to hop the middle train and h... : FlamingGimp
              • Again, it works if people aren't expecting it. If you get people the first time, they'll probably not be... : Xevo
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  Standings are also at http://ems.esportsea.com/?a=standings&stageid=2021 They might not exactly match ... : AscorSix
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    thanks man! EVERYONE OWES ASCORSIX A THANK YOU. he's the one who set me up with E-sports to track the tou... : hirez
    • Thanks AscorSix! I wish the draw problem could be fixed, though =/ : Xevo

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  How come? : Rice-Rocketeer
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    you just know he's hittin that : JINKY
    • Can we have detailed proof such as live webcam video feed? He did it once before. : Rice-Rocketeer
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      Sessler? Yeah, I'm sure he is. : Wolfanoz
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        I think he means the vagina juice chick : snuff
        • what? who? : node
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      He posts on the shack, ergo vis a vis, there is no way he is hittin that. : rosewood
      • but he stopped posting : RikiTiki2
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        be nice if you answered your shackmessages. : hirez
        • take a hint. He doesn't love you the same way. : judasen
• Why do you say that? : zuga
• Silly Kevin. : nevicata
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  K-Per in tha Hizzie! and really what are you talking about? Kev has actually done a shitload of work ... : judasen
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    Yeah I was a fan of his many years ago. Any Pointless Audio fans in here tonight? : DinK
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      Not I. I didn't care about K-Per until the Omun showed up. But look what she did to help him out! : judasen
      • Well I'm talking about long before he was on TV. Then I found it neat to see him on TV since I knew of h... : DinK
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      those were the days. i think that was how i was first exposed to rammstein : mega man
      • haha, me too. It's hard for me to listen to Rammstein without thinking of Quake2 also, since I played bo... : DinK
    • PA fan, checking in. : snagger
    • my god I can't believe I remember pointless audio : PlanetPerfecto
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      lickmysweaty.com : Zero|DPX
      • :( : Ctrl-Phreak
    • bake me a daikatana! feel the wrath of polygons! : hirez
    • Yeah, I used to have post it notes reminding me to tune in. : kelerian
    • Yeah I was there from the very beginning (I think) when he started getting hosted on PlanetQuake. Those w... : Audhuml4
    • Pointless Audio had so many laugh out loud moments -- especially the time where he put Makiavelli in his ... : ImageOmega
    • Yussir. PA rocked. : Jiven
    • I was obsessed with PA as a kid : fishbone
    • I'll always love PA, because that show was (at least partially) responsible for giving Action Quake the a... : DOOManiac
    • Fag Blowerrrrr! Dirty, rotten, stinking bunghole. Yes, bunghole. : zerog83
  • "Jimmy James, how much is half the pot?" "'Bout... 'bout fiddy... 'bout fiddy percent." : stratedge
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  Her: http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/684548/Olivia_Munn_Out_of_Control.html : phipple
  • wow. : SeaLlama
  • I love her more every day. : Thresher
  • haha decency kitty doesn't approve : festivalman
  • lol. "not so juicy today". : needlez
  • that was awesome : oatmela
  • holy shit lol : eeeealmo
  • The end of that video was full of win : uglysad
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Not so juicy today" Fucking hell!! I am so in love :D : Solstice
  • Wow. That was amazing on a couple different levels. : mittense
  • I had never watched the end of the video. <3 : Ebu
  • hahahaha what a weirdo : Magus
  • that was awesome and I miss not having cable : kevp
  • That is not a woman I would take home to meet the parents. : Ellissd
  • Clearly I need to be watching that show. : Vincent Grayson
  • haha... sorry I know lolcats aren't popular, but "Decency Kitty is not amused" was hilarious. I have to ... : Q-ball
  • lol not so juicy today : prime8
  • lol : NFXFSX
  • that was great : trOmblyj
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    I still miss Leo and Patrick :( : mossman85
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      I miss TechTV in general. :( : NFXFSX
      • zdtv for the old school win : mossman85
    • Patrick Kate : RikiTiki2
    • It's not Screensavers, but TWIT is pretty good. : slax0r
    • No offense to Kevin or Olivia of course :) : mossman85
  • whoa nice ending : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • wow, awesome. : Jackass1233
  • omg that was great! not so juicy today! : but why
  • attention whore : virus
  • She is...amazing : fishbone
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    Video unavailable? Any mirrors? : InfoBiter
    • http://www.hulu.com/watch/18268/attack-of-the-show-you-cant-control-olivia : InfoBiter
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    she seems exactly like one of those chicks online who can't stop mentioning she's a chick to an audience ... : [fry]
    • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : oHnOES
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      She's had temper tantrums on the show that I'd wager are a window to her true personality : MoreVespeneGas
      • and her expressions aren't a dead giveaway? : reverend~heresy
      • Any links? : fishbone
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      I always figured she acts like an actress who knows her audience and wants to keep her job. : DinK
      • I think this one too. : SiW73
    • You always whine about guys here who nitpick chicks and then you post this and be a huge downer. : soggybagel
  • I would totally make out with her XD : Megara9
  • That was awesome! : randomjgj
  • cheap : SlamDunk
  • haha awesome vagina juices! : sanchez
  • <3 : mmaster_pw
  • Wow, she's pretty fucking funny! :D : thetangent
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  except she's dating this guy -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Greenberg : NeoMoose
  • BURN THE JEW LOVER! : anhero
• Kevin's a funny guy and all, but there's absolutely no way in hell he's tapping that. : dumb.
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  That show and the hosts on it try too hard to portray that they are in touch with "geek culture" that it ... : H@rvester
  • yeah i agree here. too cutesy for my tastes : kainen1
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    i don't know about munn but kevin used to be a shacker. he probably doesn't have to try hard. the writ... : pyide
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      used to be? he still posts occasionally. : lakren
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        he posts less than most lurkers do : RikiTiki2
        • and when he does it's usually pimping something :P : jbury
      • You post occasionally. : ieGod
  • Nice touch with the last sentence. : bcyde
  • I agree with this but it's not like that all the time, but often enough to know when to change the channe... : hes a teeper
  • hahaha awesome family guy reference. : phipple
  • because well kev p is a geek? he's part of geek culture? or rather at least shack culture. : italiano3d
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  Seriously. What a homo. : kevin pereira
  • This is the post of the day. : Head Rush
  • Banned for personal attack. : Vincent Grayson
  • LOL : mmaster_pw
  • You are? Hey, wanna grab a coffee sometime? : Orange Pylon
  • So true. Stick it to him. : sonicdeathwalrus
  • heyyy : fsck
  • lol, thanks, Kevin : Postal
  • ^ see in touch with geek culture. : italiano3d
  • ^^^ILTC post : CoRDS
  • hahaha : SockMonkeh
  • never change kper! : fleabug
  • LOL...LockerGnome 4 LIFE! : BingusLargus
  • Good work, Cap'n Immy! : TastyWheat
  • self depreciation is always necessary : zerog83
• i have no idea who this person is but he sounds like he is very ginger beer : CoRDS

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  The PC version is crap ive played the PC version and the psx version emulated on a pc and the emulated ps... : Moonraker7
  • The PC version looks pretty good these days with some 3rd party patching. : ]aratex[
• Lots of PSX games are hard to get ;-( : tcs
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  Its been super rare for a long time now. : weevil bob
  • Seriously? Anyone wanna buy mine for $300? : BoKnows
• [Hugs my copy of PS1 FFVII] : Shadowdane
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  • it looks too good to be true. :/ : xxiv
  • Yeah I paid like $60 on ebay for my copy a few months back. Not sure how the price has changed since then... : Evil Benius
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  My copy of FF7 always holds the highest point in my bedroom, as to cast a judgemental eye on all lesser g... : Master Tonberry
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    lol : xxiv
    • fuckin ay : Master Tonberry
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  I saw it at ebgames recently for like $15 used. : avatar_58
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    and you didn't get it? : xxiv
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      I already own a copy. :P : avatar_58
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        sell to a shacker :( : xxiv
        • exactly! : X-GOUKI
        • I don't know if it's still there., as I sort of switched to Gamestop since it has more games. They don't ... : avatar_58
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          screw that. i hear he can get $45-$50 for it on ebay. : snackula
          • i'd buy it for 50 bucks from a shacker over ebay any day! : xxiv
  • Greatest Hits or the original version? The non-Greatest Hits goes for a ton more. : Evil Benius
• Let this be a lesson to you. If there's a game you want, buy it immediately. Or you will be paying c... : SiW73
• Would you settle for a greatest hits greenie or you looking for the original? : packav
• Really? I have a copy...you're saying I can gouge people for it? Awesome. : ImageOmega
• Fuck me, I haven't been abole to find a good pc version for it in ages.. :( : Solstice
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  I have an original copy with the discs in great shape. The only thing I regret is that a friend lost the ... : ieGod
  • wtf, every one of my friends and I have all lost the manual too. Crazy. : Master Tonberry
• makes me really pissed that i lent out my FF7/PC (with the awesome triangle box) and the asshole never re... : electroly
• I saw a sealed original copy of FF7 go for over $400 on ebay, heh : Magus
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  I keep my original copy of FF7 right next to the PS2. I have like a year-old playthrough saved that I ne... : DinK
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    i do that for my games too, i have a Castlevania SoTN playthrough thats so old, but its missing one littl... : Demius
    • haha, well I did the whole uber FF7 party, timer pegged at 99:99:99 thing back when it was new. This is ... : DinK
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  It's the only game in the series that isn't in print. You can buy it off Amazon/eBay but expect to pay at... : MoreVespeneGas
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    what am i missing....taking the most popular final fantasy (in the u.s anyway) and discontinuing it. ... : xxiv
    • wasn't tactics in the same boat? : Demius
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    I'm pretty sure Origins and Anniversary are no longer in print. In fact I'd be surprised if VIII or IX we... : avatar_58
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      VIII and IX can be found for 25-30$ new very easily. : razlebol
      • even cheaper! : MoreVespeneGas
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      Nope, they are all available, new, right now. Origins: http://www.amazon.com/Final-Fantasy-Origins-R... : MoreVespeneGas
      • Almost makes me want to buy 9. Don't have a PSX, PS2, PS3 but I'm sure PC emulators rock. : buzzbat
      • 1 and 2 are also available on the PSP. They have the extra dungeons and shit from the GBA release and the... : Prozium
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  As much as I hate to admit it, I'm a bit of a FF7 fanboy. I should buy some Advent Children figures. : SeaLlama
  • No reason to not like admitting it. There's nothing wrong loving a game that has flaws, or is in a goofy... : DinK
• Movie studios still publish popular older movies. Why the hell isn't one of the most popular games of all... : jayacheess
• Pretty much right around when Advent Children came out, everyone and their brother bought all the copies ... : Vincent Grayson
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  I've never played any of the FF games. Is there a system out now that has them all, that's easily purchas... : Reavers!
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    A PS2 can play FF1/2 (Origins, released on PSX), FFIV, V and VI (released in two seperate packages for PS... : Vincent Grayson
    • Don't forget yer FF-Tactics. Key title in the FF series. : jayacheess
    • Belated thanks :) : Reavers!

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  I haven't finished it yet, but I think you're totally wrong about not surpassing the original. I think th... : taronish
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    I agree with sevogajre. They made the general mobs more flashy, but completely and totally dropped the b : walker270
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      Genshin is by far the best boss fight in the game, which is probably why you fight him 4 times. :P The : sevogajre
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        Yeah, after experiencing the previous couple bosses, I decided to start with the absolute cheapest thing : walker270
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          I felt like although Genshin had the most "NG:B" feel to him (i.e. predictor motions before moves, etc), ... : Head Rush
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            Ok good, I'm not the only one that thought Alexei was a punk bitch cheapskate. >:( : Magus
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              But he was an easy punk bitch cheapskate! Seriously though, he had way too many grabs! : MacemanInTW
              • Dodge my attacks or I'll take 1/3 your health! : SolrFlare
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                I didn't die on him, but then again I'm running through on Acolyte. =\ I bet some of these bosses will... : Magus
                • I'm dreading Mentor and Master. When I get back home its time for me NewGame+ on Acolyte. Too bad you... : MacemanInTW
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      You could spam the flying swallow on pretty much all of the bosses in NG (the original anyway, that all c... : thecray
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        Negative. You could on the airship boss, but the rest would destroy you if you tried it. When I say s... : walker270
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          before the hurricane pack you really could flying swallow almost just about anything and win... it was ju... : -=kodiak=-
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            I played through all of the difficulties in the original Ninja Gaiden before the hurricane pack. I don't... : walker270
            • well i only ever beat the game on normal and went through half of the hurricane pack. you could easily... : -=kodiak=-
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      I dunno. My definition of "good" is not "none of your attacks work on him, so be patient and whittle his ... : taronish
      • My definition of "good" is forcing you to learn a bit about the boss and adapt a strategy to conquer it. ... : walker270
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  How many Tests of Valor are there? I've done two. : EvilDolemite
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    9. Achievements for each one. : sevogajre
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      Any tips on the third one ? Specifically, those flying fuckers. Which weapon would you use ? I've been us... : taronish
      • That's actually, imho, one of the hardest tests of Valor out of all the ones I've done so far. Mainly be... : SolrFlare
      • The big bat-wing guys who sling fireballs? Keep jumping in the air and hitting them with the bow, keep do... : Magus
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  I started it yesterday on Path Of The Acolyte, assuming that the difficulty is like the first Ninja Gaide : Serpico74
  • It officially gets hard at level 8 imo. Everything before that was cake for me, everything since then has... : Ctrl-Phreak
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    It will slowly ramp up. Warrior isn't much different than Acolyte either, it just throws more enemies at... : SolrFlare
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      To give you an idea on how it ramps up here is a comparison for you. Chapter 1: ok, we're going to thr... : SolrFlare
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        ^^ and that's acolyte difficulty. Warrior add about 2 more of each enemy type and make them a touch more... : SolrFlare
        • Mentor Difficulty: Level 1: Ninjas with exploding darts supported by rocket launching ninjas shooting ... : Jackass1233
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        Good old chapter 8. They really did amp it up a bit there. Fuck those rocket guys! : MacemanInTW
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          Actually, I don't have a problem too much with the rocket guys. It was when they tossed in the landmines... : SolrFlare
          • The landmines did indeed suck. Mostly because they show the first ones to you, and you can shoot them an... : MacemanInTW
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    i think it goes: acolyte = easy; warrior = normal; mentor = hard; master ninja = expert : gdestiny
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      Let me fix that. Acolyte = slightly less than normal; Warrior = normal; mentor = fucking hard; master ni... : SolrFlare
      • Master Ninja difficulty actually has leaderboards for broken controllers : Magus
      • yeah, this is NG's difficulty levels we're talking about; so it's all skewed compared to "lesser" games. : gdestiny
    • Oh, that sucks. Had I known I would have started on warrior. I assumed they started difficulty levels off... : Serpico74
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    I started on Acolyte, and I'm glad I did, because I'm dying on occasion. :( Way out of practice. I'm ... : Magus
    • played DMC4, honestly I think DMC had better boss fights/design and a better camera system, but NG2 is su... : SolrFlare
    • My ranking of these sorts of games is... DMC3 > NG > DMC4 > DMC > NG2 > God of War : walker270

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  you're the 2nd person to tell me this in the past 5 mins. I think I shall have to give it a shot. : Megara9
  • It deserves more than a shot...enjoy it! : ImageOmega
  • I'm tempted now as well. I keep hearing good things. : Ctrl-Phreak
• is this a trick to get us to watch it? :\ i mean... i was looking forward to it because lol jack black as... : dodob
• Agreed, definitely took me by surprise. : pwnage1232
• was it as good as Surf's Up? I really like that one, though I imagine it's rather different lol : Shai-Tan
• Why do I feel like I'm gonna get goatse'd again? : .sticks.
• The comedy elements were pretty good, but I'd say it shines more as an over the top action flick. : festivalman
• I enjoyed it as well. My entire family did actually. Now my son runs around singing "everybody was Kung F... : VectorJKL
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  The guys from Aintitcool.com LOVED this movie . . comparisons with The Incredibles (which I luvs). : ezanga
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    The guys from aintitcool are cretins. Despite that i could be nice and entertaining movie but aintitcool... : Hoax
    • t+ a : Hoax
  • it is nowhere near as good as the incredibles. : edgewise
  • Way off base. It was a fun movie if you're not a member of the Jack Black Hate Squad and want to see... : ThomW
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  hype for an animated movie? : Enigme
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    people can't be excited for an animated movie? : pandastrong
    • you would say that : snackula
    • Haha : CrustaR
    • you're a biased party in this conversation! : Postal
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  I liked it too. A little too jackblacky though. Ska-doosh? really? : edgewise
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    Yeah, you could definitely see his influence in the movie. The whole opening scene screamed Jack Black. : ImageOmega
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      That killed it for me. Now I have no desire to see this : uglysad
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        *sigh* : red2lucas
        • hah even though the opening was kick ass : festivalman
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        If you see the animation happening with the Blackiness -- it totally works. It just fits the main chara... : ImageOmega
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          But Jack Black is Jack Black. He doesn't have characters. He is himself in every movie he is in. It was f... : uglysad
          • Well in this case at worst you're going to hear his voice a bunch. : DinK
          • This would be all Brad Pitt movies too. : festivalman
          • Oh, and if it helps...Someone who also went to see it hated Jack Black and almost refused to go see it fo... : ImageOmega
      • Same. I can't stand Jack Black. : lplasmatron
    • Did that scene remind anyone of Samurai Jack or what? : Rotten Deadite
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  I'm still not going to watch it. It looks like a kiddie movie. : CrustaR
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    OMG I bet you hate Nintendo too! : DinK
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      I don't like the Wii if that's what you're saying. :| : CrustaR
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        You have one and don't like it, or you avoided it altogether because it's for kids? Honestly I'm one o... : DinK
        • Nope, I just avoided it because it's a Gamecube with a waggle. : CrustaR
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    Well, it is aimed at kids, but if you like to laugh and you like to watch fighting/martial arts...then go... : ImageOmega
    • Yeah. I'd say it's only slightly more cartoony than, say, Kung Fu Hustle. : Rotten Deadite
• I gotta say I went in expecting total crap and was absolutely surprised. The fighting scenes were cart... : Rotten Deadite

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  why does sid meier hate us so much that we cant get a new alpha centauri game :( it was so good : veras
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    Yeah I really prefer it to Civ. One thing that annoys me about Civ is the kind of ridiculous time lapse ... : Judecca
    • I also much, much, much prefer the SMAC handling of artillery. : Arcanum
    • hahaha ya, same. Especially when something stupid like an archer beats a tank or a chopper. : AMikaboshi
    • yep, AC ruled - I'm also sad we never got another Colonization : veras
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    EA owns the rights to the SMAC IP. }:( : Arcanum
    • they had a ton of SMAC stuff lying around in back rooms when i was there, too.. i grabbed a SMAC GURPS bo... : xsoulbrothax
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    Because GalCiv 2 did it better? : Helter Skelter
    • Well, okay, maybe not really better, because they've got some pretty major differences, but it fills the ... : Helter Skelter
• I played it four times yesterday. Great demo, and I'll be buying the full game on day one. : David Craddock
• I desire a full blown hardcore Alpha Centauri sequel. : freshyk
• shit, thanks for reminding me that I need to download this! : Degenerate
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  i haven't played it. does it still have the compulsion of civ2, i.e. "ok, its 3 in the morning and i have... : Klebold
  • Yep. : dravalen
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  it's console only, right? : JohnnyDanger
  • Yep. : NFXFSX
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  Yeah I'm a big Civ fan and I liked the demo. : lplasmatron
  • Yep. : aeg1x
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  I can't wait for it to come out; the demo is rad. : ThomW
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    does it have multi in it? if so how is it? : Degenerate
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      demo only has 1v1 quick matching, and according to dahanese yesterday its limit is 4 peeps FFA, or teams.... : dedgecko
      • And all the victory conditions will always be on. No way to turn them off. : NFXFSX
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        Offline only has LAN play? So say, two people on the same console can't play together? That's lame. : Vincent Grayson
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          Fog of war would never work unless the players looked away during each others' turns. : ThomW
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            hotseat would work fine, i guess.. usually the fog of war thing is just a 'shrug, what can we do about it... : xsoulbrothax
            • Agreed, especially in a casual setting. : Vincent Grayson
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  <3<3<3 Alpha Centauri <3<3<3 revolution seemed alright. : cdbeckman
  • and when I say alright, it would be a good version if you didn't already have Civ4. Maybe the full versio... : cdbeckman
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  Played through it 3 times now. So slick. Its all about conquering right near the beginning and then sec... : Judecca
  • itt I turtle and cultureyou to death. : Deathlove
• Damn, I have to wait for the DS version...I hope it's as good as you guys are saying :( : PenicillinX57
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  I think im the only person who got annoyed by the demo. hmmpf, I have to try it again. : chilln
  • turn the simish talk down and quit yer complaining :) : jonin
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  i played it and didnt get it. whats the fucking deal with turns (never played turn based strategy) sin... : CoRDS
  • O_o seriously? : chazums
  • I actually can kind of understand that... for Civ though I think it's fitting... but for instance like in... : dilutedq

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  there are 11 more episodes. next week is the last one before the stupid break. : pyide
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    Rumors are starting that the finale may be stretched to another hour (making episode 20 2 hours long, I t... : walker270
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      That's be nice to make up for the break. There's supposed to be also some Webisodes again during the b... : Sailor of Fortune
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        Yep. 10 webisodes between now and whenever they decide to start up the last half of the season. I'm r... : walker270
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          I heard Jan 2009 for the return. :( : NFXFSX
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            The decision is supposed to be rendered by Sci-Fi this summer. January 2009 is the "worst case" speculat... : walker270
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              It's also worth pointing out that they havn't even shot the final episode yet, they are doing so later th... : SolrFlare
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                Hopefully Caprica turns out decent. I'll need a new show after BSG ends. : NFXFSX
                • If it leads into the first Cylon War then it will indeed kick ass. : Sailor of Fortune
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              Dunno... the preview for next week was all "LAST EP UNTIL 2009". :( : Edges
              • That was Space's preview. There's nothing from Sci-Fi yet.. : walker270
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      Nice. Hopefully that is true. I want EPIC FUCKING SHIT to happen. <3 BSG : NFXFSX
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        From an interview with the guy who plays Lee Adama: Have you finished filming the series finale alread : walker270
        • Sweet. : NFXFSX
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    next week's look epic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJBcJD7HakE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Iu... : gmd
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      Yeah, no kidding. Part of me thinks that they either reach Earth (or think they reach Earth) and Roslyn : walker270
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        im betting that the cylon homeworld ends up being earth : Antilles_Prime
        • I suspect the 13th colony fucked up and the survivors take off looking for the 12 : DarkWolf5
        • I'm still leaning toward humanity starting and ending at Earth, fueling the cycle. After last week's epi : walker270
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      Until 2009?!?!?! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!! : Fred Garvin
      • no shit. I thought this was the last season.. how is something airing in '09 not called another "season"?... : fatman
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    I love how they split their single seasons into what most shows would consider two completely different s... : mittense
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      It's a contract thing. They sign a contract for an entire season, but end up breaking it up into 1.5 to ... : walker270
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        I still think they can be fucked straight to hell. : mittense
        • Yep. I hated it with Farscape, and I hate it with BSG. I can't do anything about it, though. : walker270
    • well this time they have an excuse with the writer's strike. but yeah, sci-fi sucks for doing that. t... : pyide
    • It's so they can sell 2 DVD sets per season. : Crimsonbeak
    • Blame the stupid writer's strike for delaying it. : Edges
    • Even better is they sell half a season at a full season price. : Fred Garvin
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  Anyone else think this season has turned out really well? : stgdz
  • I think last night's episode is one of two good ones since the season premiere. : mittense
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    The whole new BSG is just epic. I hope someone picks up where they will end and continues the story. : MrGrindy
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      There are talks of three tv movies (think Razor) after Season 4. : walker270
      • That would just rock! : MrGrindy
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  Also, very general spoiler from past episodes: Why don't the cylons just build another resurrection ship? : mittense
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    They seem to have multiple resurrection ships covering different areas, but only one "hub" that controls : walker270
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      Why don't they build another hub? : mittense
      • I'm sure they take more than 2 days to build : walker270
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        well, the designs were all on 5.25in floppies, and no one could find any of those drives anymore... so.. : Antilles_Prime
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          I just got the greatest image of a bunch of cylons waiting on a dot matrix printer for their new ship des... : mittense
          • A dot matrix printer with a red eye that would sweep back and forth with the print head. : Prozium
      • They were only running raid 0. : DarkWolf5
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        These are the kind of questions I try not to think about while watching the show. ;D Someday there will b... : mn3m0n1c
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          Oh come on, they destroyed the thing like, a day ago in the show's time line. I'm pretty sure a device l : walker270
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            I'm not rage-quitting the show over it :) - but all the Cylons' reactions point to it being a permanent p : mn3m0n1c
            • Yeah. They are. I don't think that could be a point of discussion. : mittense
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              It seemed more like a problem that effected the entire cylon fleet, not just a small section of it like w : walker270
              • Yeah, we don't really know what the Cylon's manufacturing capabilities are, yet. (Although as a big hard : mn3m0n1c
            • Maybe once a cylon is disconnected from the network permanently (ok...given that distance is an issue and... : Vorlonesque
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          yeah if you just accept that BSG is not sci fi it becomes a lot easier to swallow. : kenmis
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            Wait.. how do you guys figure BSG isn't Scifi? The whole concept of space travel while being pursued by w... : K1Bond007
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              When is science ever actually actualy used or discussed in the show? ONCE, and it was a mistake the techn : kenmis
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                Agreed. Not that I'm bothered too much by it, science fiction is really hard to do well in a visual mediu : mn3m0n1c
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                  Sub Thread Tell me more of these writers Banks And Morgan. Also, excellent post sir! : kenmis
                  • Iain M. Banks aka Iain M. Awesome : aeg1x
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                    Rickard K. Morgan. His books just happen to take place in a sci-fi setting. All the technology is treated... : DarkWolf5
                    • That's a good way to describe it. The science and tech trappings are generally plausible, they're just no : mn3m0n1c
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                  Have you read and Alistair Reynolds? He does good space opera but with relatively realistic science behin... : gooblerampling
                  • Yeah, he's a favorite - the Revelation Space trilogy is good stuff! : mn3m0n1c
          • What the fuck are you smoking? : Fred Garvin
        • Now go back and watch Tron, : capt tripps
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        Maybe they could, but how does that help them until it's built? They now realize they could all die befor... : Fred Garvin
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          They could jump away to a far away place. I mean. It's space. And then build one. Then come back. You wou : mittense
          • They haven't shown any cylon reaction to it other than "oh shi." : walker270
          • Hey! Please keep your logical, dare I say machine-like logic out of this! :D : mn3m0n1c
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            Why only build one hub anyway. I mean even the Emperor built two Death Stars. : K1Bond007
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              Cost. You'd be surprised how much stuff has an easily fixed single point of failure. : walker270
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                Do you know how much it costs to build a resurrection hub? Just curious. : mittense
                • Probably a lot less than what it takes to build a moon-sized death star. : K1Bond007
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                I wasn't aware that the Cylons had an economy of any kind, actually. : mn3m0n1c
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                  They deal in hot women and sex. : walker270
                  • Sounds like my kind of economic system! :D : mn3m0n1c
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                  Every society has an economy that is best measured by how much you would have to give up for an hour with... : mittense
                  • Oh shit lol. : fleabug
            • hopefully they replace it with a switch, hubs suck anyway : RobFlinn
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        It's that thought some of the Cylon technology, like the Resurrection Hub was "left for them and built by : smoove
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          Wouldn't that kind of mean that the humans built it? : mittense
          • well someone build them, so... : ttyRazor
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      they should have used a switch : CoRDS
      • I hate you because I didn't read further down this thread before making my reply :( : RobFlinn
  • i've always wondered if there were any other human survivors on the twelve colonies. they picked up Ander : Mmmmmoo
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    Deanne is always awesome because she's always hot. : mittense
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      I couldn't help but grin when she reached over and snapped the Cavil's neck. :D Zena kicks ass! : mn3m0n1c
      • it ruled. I think I saw her nip too. : Ziggurat
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    i laughed when Baltar started talking to the Cylon Centurion thing : Mmmmmoo
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      Seriously. I want an entire episode to be told by means of one person talking to a Centurion. : mittense
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        I really liked that - I wonder if Baltar's little subversion attempt got spread to any of the other Centu... : mn3m0n1c
        • I want to see him set up as leader of all the toasters, like in the original : brickmatt
    • I was so sad when that centaurion got blown up :( : Edges
• Fridays was awesome. Hopefully next week will be epic. : Cygnus X-1
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  Wouldn't it be fucked up if Tigh is actually Starbuck's father thus confirming she is a half breed : gmd
  • She's already half man half woman so the point is moot. : djkenohki
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  Spoiler: Tom Zarek is the fifth Cylon : hobosapien
  • im sorta betting on that one, right now. it would work well. : Antilles_Prime
  • Jake is the 5th Cylon Resistance Hero and all he is working it all from the Inside : Crimsonbeak
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  Did Episode 10 air in England a week ahead or did they wait a week like we had to for 8? : Crimsonbeak
  • according to wikipedia they have to wait for the 10th, so now we all must suffer waiting for the 13th mid... : smacknca

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• i figured something was wrong with tomatoes when Jack in the Box stopped using them : RikiTiki2
• Tomatoes are for the birds. : drucifer
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  My plan to rid the earth of those vile things is in full swing. Mwuaahaha! (I do love them in marinara... : TheMonkeyWench
  • amen sister : GloriousCow
  • hear hear : pyide
  • exactly how i feel : RikiTiki2
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    You are broken -- tomatoes are awesome in all forms (except rotten). : Kentor
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      they have the texture of snot with the bonus of having seeds in them : GloriousCow
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        That would be the overripe lame ass shit you eat maybe, but no not me. I eat nice semi-firm awesome toma... : Kentor
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          I DONT EAT ANY BECAUSE THEY ARE GROSS : GloriousCow
          • NO, YOU'RE GROSS! : Kentor
          • this man knows whats up. : thetangent
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            then do you eat Pizza? : P47h063n
            • if they made tomatoes that taste like pizza i'd be all over them : GloriousCow
        • roger that. If the skins goes even a little bit wrinkly as you cut it that shit is too ripe : aeg1x
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      No she is right : dognose
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        I am shocked and appalled that you would agree with these misinformed people dognose. Shocked and appall... : Kentor
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          If a tomato is so great then why did God put that skin on it to protect us from the guck inside? And why... : dognose
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            You shouldn't view the skin as protecting us from the guck inside, but rather preserving the total awesom... : Kentor
            • i agree with that assessment on the skin... the best tomatoes that i've had were the semi-firm ones with ... : P47h063n
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        And here I thought you were cool. :( : DarkWolf5
        • Well I'm not :( : dognose
  • You're all faggots. : Rice-Rocketeer
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    You people are obviously all robots. Tomatoes are awesome. : DarkWolf5
    • so now we're faggot robots. what else are we? : GloriousCow
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    i agree 100% : ejectorpod
    • you disturb me. : orgcaptainnemo
  • I hated raw tomatoes and coffee until I turned 30. Now I love them both. Getting old rocks! : Tommy Toolbag
  • Finally something you and I agree upon. : tsuba
  • When I become ruler of the earth, my first order will be the outlawing of tomatoes for any uses other tha... : Halen
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  I went to Wegman's today and they had recall signs up. No tomatoes for my hoagie. : dirge23
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    I bought a few tomato plants this weekend, and planted them in the ground... I just caught my neighbor's ... : drucifer
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      that cat is helping you lower your soil's pH levels : P47h063n
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        my foot helped the cat back to his yard >:( : drucifer
        • Red, is that you? : shavenewok
• I thought Wendys was bullshitting when they said they couldn't give me tomatoes. : chuck577
• Poor wtf242. : zanzares
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  Oh god dammit I bought some Friday. Should I throw them out? : Perturbation
  • lick one; see if it's ok. : reverend~heresy
  • only if they taste like shit : drucifer
  • should be fine if you wash them thoroughly and cook them before eating. all they're saying is raw tomatoe... : P47h063n
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  I honestly could not eat a raw tomato without vomiting, so no loss here. : Kazomir
  • well at least with contaminated tomatoes you'd have a good reason to vomit. : chaosbot
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  Oh, that explains why Burger King didn't put any tomatoes on my steakhouse, even though I forgot to say "... : hellspit
  • Jack in the Box had signs up saying there was a recall : RikiTiki2
  • haha, ya BK had signs up everywhere today saying no tomatoes : ant_hillbilly
• Dammit, I just bought tomatoes a few days ago too. : ant321
• Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! : Magus
• yeah. No tomatoes on my subway sammich. :( : pap26
• just buy em with the vine attached. Or flash-fry some thick slabs. mmmm :d : Megara9
• Luckily we just got a bunch from a friend who grows their own. : Conan
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  I just had tomato in my burger from In-n-Out. what should i do? : smax
  • you could use that violent diarrhea excuse for tomorrow morning... but then your boss might know about th... : P47h063n
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  Yep They would not let me get tomatoes on my burrito today at qdoba. It made me sad. : hirosushima
  • I had the same issue with Pico de Gallo at Chipotle. :( : davantalus
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  Only edible member of the Nightshade family, what do you expect? Cook those fuckers if you want to tru... : pres589
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    Wait I'm retarded other members are edible too, although not all! NOT ALL! : pres589
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      Wikipedia tells me it also includes potatoes and eggplant. : Kentor
      • in pres589's defense, who would have thought of potatoes, those things are small-fry! : datoo
• i just ate 3/4 of a tomato in a salad...im a dead man : flasher 907
• I no longer feel bad for pulling the tomatoes out of my fast food. : Noobler
• good, i hate tomatoes : hobosapien
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  WHAT ABOUT THE KETCHUP!!! : chilln
  • papa tomato walked back to baby tomato and squished him and said, "catch up!" : dodob
• Just one more reason to not eat those vile things. : tsuba
• sheeeit. guess I'm throwing the ones out that I just bought. : afrochops
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  I actually had food poisoning from Conan's Pizza in Austin last Sunday. Lots of places aren't servin... : twifosp
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    stupidity knows no bounds : rosewood
    • Eh? Tomatoes were being served before any recalls were made. Your post makes no sense. : twifosp
    • stupidity being places aren't serving tomatoes to avoid liabiliy? i'm e-kicking you in the crotch. : dahanese
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    wait this means I can't get a BLT from Thundercloud anymore? D: : RikiTiki2
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      Good news, it's a BLB now! : ArB
      • my luck they'll make it a BLL >:[ : RikiTiki2
• my girlfriend was deathly ill a few weeks ago for 2 days..she could barely function. we suspect tomatowne... : ashkie
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  So wash your tomatoes and move on in life? Fuckers at dinner tonight wouldn't give me a lemon for my wat... : rosewood
  • Not a washing thing, I don't think. Fresh tomatoes have to be cooked to 150F to kill the bacteria. : walker270
• i only eat locally grown tomatoes so i think i'm safe. : dahanese
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  I wonder if its just "American" tomatoes that you all hate the taste and flavor off, I hear from lots of ... : VuduChild
  • No, people just like to say that. Americans like to rag on English food tasting like crap for instance. ... : Perturbation
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    That's freedom you're tasting in American food. The "weird" taste is just the sensation of your huddled m... : algernoN8
    • hahahahaha.. oh algernon : Megara9
    • More like grease. : node
  • I think there is *something* to that - They had to start growing/breeding a different variant of Banan... : PlanetPerfecto
  • That has nothing to do with America and is more about be accustomed to one type of food(s). There are ... : TwiLyght
  • people just like to complain, it's not that hard to find good food no matter where you go : qwpeoriu

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• slanket : dearjamie
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  A unicorn t-shirt, Smackers lip gloss, and a box of Cracker Jacks. When she asks wtf it all is, be really... : laurgasms
  • haha true cruelty : yAak
  • DO THIS - fucking great idea. : thetangent
  • Bonus points if it's this unicorrn: http://www.stonedonkey.com/Uploads/unicornshittingrainbow.jpg : stonedonkey
  • AWESOME : Megara9
  • Flawless victory. : kallanta
  • this idea gets my vote as well. It is awesome. : Galadriel07
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    It sounds really funny, but it also sounds like the best way to get unlaid. The food processor comes afte... : rustified
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      I just realized that my birthday is in like two weeks. I'm pretty sure I'm getting Cracker Jacks no... : laurgasms
      • Maybe you'll get this unicorn: http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=5338 : cerealSAM2
  • This is chilling. It's as if, for the briefest of moments, I have glimpsed the core of the female mind. : kingdok
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    Ive already done this before. Its the win! : conandan
    • cept mine was on valentines day : conandan
  • just a box of cracker jacks so she thinks there's a wedding ring inside. : Pantene Pro-V
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  dildo + pic of you : Enigme
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    Wouldn't that be redundant? : CRasterImage
    • is she going to stick the picture in her vagina? : megarust32
• Get her a bin and put the food processor inside it. : pieman
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  A box set of the 3 stooges. : DarkWolf5
  • Winner. : polumekanos
• bowling ball : aeg1x
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  Something that you yourself really want, that she would never be interested in : fishbone
  • aw man, i totally should have held out on buying lego indy until later this month, then given that to her... : erotic sock
• You should buy the food processor, open it up and put rocks or something that weighs the same into it and... : ant_hillbilly
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  buttsex? : shavenewok
  • Surprise buttsecks? : Jiggyful
• Barbie Doll : ifallible
• midget : Magus
• Get her a horrible cheap blouse and be like "Oh man you'd look so good in this! Wear it all the time!" : SpaecKow
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  Get her this tshirt: http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/detail/2476?category=mens : Drewus
  • It's like the eighties all over again! : SpaecKow
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  a set of pogs : mindshot
  • alf pogs : j0nchan
• slippers and a dildo : drucifer
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  A video game! That way you can act really excited when she opens the gift. Even better if you can get the... : helvetica
  • lol : fluffy64
• Get her a butt plug sock, and then show her your shacknews name : Melll
• Make her a fantastic-looking salad and garnish it with flavored (but not edible!) condoms. : rustified
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  The best present would be to find the shittiest/cheapest food processor and give that to her, being all e... : SiW73
  • The Magic Bullet : TinFoilHat
• an attachment for the Kitchenaid food processor. When she acts all excited like shes going to get the foo... : chaosbot
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  Find a cheap car seat and stroller somewhere and tell her for your birthday you want something to put in ... : uglysad
  • This can backfire horribly. : GodZilly
• man this thread is full of lol. i'll let you know what i end up doing. : erotic sock
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  As someone who as received an "unwanted joke gift" that the giver hyped up to give before a real gift, I ... : Rhayne
  • hahaha : ifallible
  • All the more reason to go for it, I say : Tommy Toolbag
  • ahaha if you get pissed off about that sort of thing you really need to get over yourself. : aeg1x
  • this definitely makes it funnier : veras
  • You know this is why we do it, right? : SiW73
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    wow... 15 years, even though you got what you wanted anyway? Just.. wow : IncursionZ
    • This was my thought as well, but then I looked at the profile and saw the gender. : LeapingFool
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    ... story please : GloriousCow
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      She wanted a horse but at first she got a shetland pony. : ryuuseki
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        or a scraggly goat. : skryte
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          a goat would be the most awesome gift ever : Megara9
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            fuck yeah we'd go on magical goatventures : GloriousCow
            • I think I love you :3 : Megara9
        • a big tub of glue : CoRDS
        • what if it was a scraggly ESCAPE goat? : Gonzo
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      "It's in the driveway..." http://www.rjsonline.net/~cehicks/hw198.jpg : edgewise
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        I've received not one, but three little toy corvette's over the years. I'm still waiting for a moment lik... : davantalus
        • wow, your parents are mean. :p : edgewise
  • wow bitter? lol : chilln
  • So... you were 14 years old then? You never grew up and got over it? lol joke gift is a WIN! : Magus
  • surprise buttsex? : mechanicalgrape
  • YOU STILL GOT WHAT YOU WANTED AND YOU'RE BITTER? Blow me! : orgcaptainnemo
  • Women. Sheesh. : ejectorpod
  • only a woman : hobosapien
  • lol 15 years. Your joke gift wasn't forced entry was it? : ayesel
  • you sound Paris Hilton-ish, ie drama queen : mnok
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    Wow... : L0opet
    • ^^^ : felicia
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    i think i know my girlfriend's sense of humour pretty well. she'll find it funny. it's more that i've ... : erotic sock
    • also there haven't been enough blowjobs so the bitch deserves to pay : erotic sock
  • you are a humorless individual. I feel bad for you. : thetangent
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    Unforgivable I say. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e4d7376448 : dooberzoo
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      thanks a lot, I just got dumber for watching that >.< : Megara9
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        It's fake. : GodZilly
        • this ones real tho: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0b7mwTK564o&feature=related (from around 1:00) : 60days
    • I would set the car on fire right in front of her, and then never buy her anything again. : Ctrl-Phreak
• erotic sock : stuka
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  About 5 years ago, I wanted this watch as my birthday gift. http://shackpics.com/files/kc1178_5osqdeaidf... : ninjamoo
  • haha, that's why I suggested buying a crappy equivalent too. : SiW73
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    PEOPLE! STOP CHANGING USERNAMES FOR FUCK'S SAKE : Ebu
    • once again, I refer to: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15200052 : opengl128
• a pink sock : grayscale
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  1. You can get something domestic like rubber gloves or an apron 2. Trick her by putting it in a bigge... : justsayno
  • haha I like the 2nd suggestion. A friend did that to his gf. She wanted a necklace. He put it in 5 box... : ninjamoo
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  an iron, an ironing board and some deodorant. : CoRDS
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    you're think of valentine's day, this is a birthday present dude : jcupitt
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      im going to buy my wife an iron for her 30th this month. the one she has must be broken because she has... : CoRDS
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        i'd get her a lawn mower, that way you're also prepared for the zombies! : shavenewok
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          this unit block has no lawn : CoRDS
          • high pressure cleaner then? : shavenewok
• In all seriousness, I got my wife wii-fit and she fucking loves it. : Grandmoff
• I would take the Kitchenaid out of the box and like Ant said, fill it with crappy stuff (friend of mine d... : L0opet
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  give her a coupon book for sexual favours. That should make tears come to her eyes. : Dan 101
  • esp if its stuff she has to do and its all dry forced anal : CoRDS
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  1) Cut a hole in the box : nrgXs
  • 2) Stick her head in the box 3) Make Brad Pitt scream : Lone Swordsman