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  poor guy is fucked : zerog83
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    There are videos of this kid on Break. He's fucking amazing. No one can get a good grip on him. : disposition
    • His abdominal strength must be amazing. : pigvomit
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      http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=475609 : spectr3
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        Holy shit. I bet his victims are like...lol this will be cake. Then he unleashes hell on them. : pigvomit
        • Well, once he does get a hook on your arms or legs, there's nothing for you to counter hook an elbow or l... : theargent
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        comments lol: "Plus you have no arms or legs to grab on to while wrestling with him. It's not a disabilit : Klebold
        • their arm strength is insane, theyre like gorillas, probably cause their power of will is insane : Chandler55
      • the best part is when the guy pats him on the head at the end : alexthegreat2
  • well he doesn't have to worry about an arm bar : GloriousCow
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  How can he win, all he has is a headbutt or biting : Mondo
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    Without arms or legs he easily can compete in a lower weightclass that someone with his strength wouldn't... : Rag and Bone Man
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      How the hell can you get a pin though? : Mondo
      • Use the stubs as hooks. Check out some of the vids that have been posted. : Rag and Bone Man
    • I had friend that used to go to insane lengths to make weight in HS. Everybody's gonna be doing it soon... : cerealSAM2
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  why would he even bother? : great-white
  • Because he gets to wrestle the smallest weight class while having the torso of a 170lb'er. : Lunatic Angelic
  • No kidding, he should just stay in his bed all day. : Kaerof
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  he looks like a cute puppy dog. : mindshot
  • He looks like a shortie Jack Russell: http://www.rockyhillsjackrussells.com/images/wendy3.jpg : trOmblyj
• lil' brudder! : industro
• http://oatmela1.shackspace.com/Stool.jpg : historyinthemaking
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8vDZCQBg54 : industro
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  He'd make for one hell of a physical rapist. : Lunatic Angelic
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    Therapist. Therapist. Christ. : Lunatic Angelic
    • lol : oatmela
  • O_o : CrustaR
  • reminds me of a misinterpreted headline my sis saw: "Bouchard thanks the rapists" : Postal
  • I'm a mind rapist myself. : burning eye
  • I'll take the rapist for 400 : gmd
  • I'd like to see an CD cover. : jake
  • This is my favorite post of the whole week. It just reads as comedy. : DinK
  • lol : khaosman
  • a phylrapist : 60days
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    the world's first analrapist! : Audhuml4
    • thats pronounced annnallll repist. : chilln
  • Is there any other kind? : ColoradoCNC
  • http://the-op.com/images/episode/303/000051_sm.jpg : zakazi
  • You can have your fantasies, and can have my own. : TheArtMan
• kinda reminds of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S25Zf8svHZQ : Korban
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  I could take him. : drucifer
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    Ah, the age-old question. How many armless and legless dudes could you take in a fight? : cerealSAM2
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      I could kick Mat's ass. : drucifer
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        Boo : felicia
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          Phil? Skip? Bob? Russel? : drucifer
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            Art? : drucifer
            • And his dog sparky. : cerealSAM2
            • Watch out for the brothers, Curt and Rod. : jake
• epic grappling skills : hardfl1p
• that's a strange looking coffee table : Mmmmmoo
• Yep. My thoughts exactly. : mini-sanity
• haha, im so cruel. id kick him in the face and teach him a lesson for being so brave. : chilln
• these wrestlers are actually really good, I dont know what it is, but their ability to hold you with just... : Chandler55

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  Kefka. End of thread. : kallanta
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    yep. normal guy gone crazy : oHnOES
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      Sounds like someone didn't read the OP. : Vincent Grayson
      • Emulators count, right? Shit... well I screwed that up. I'm tired... : kallanta
      • oic. PC gaming history would be... god this is pathetic. i dont have any memorable pc gaming villains.... : oHnOES
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ : Jackass1233
• Kratos : ninjamoo
• The damn smoking ashtray from the very first Alone in the Dark. I had to pour water on that motherfucker... : freak!
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  GMan! The guy is like Hannibal Lecter with his composure, equanimity, and sure mindedness. He is always b... : djkenohki
  • lol : jane911
  • I am a fan of the G-man, too. : Drakoniac
• LeChuck! : Psigun
• not sure, maybe king tiger from company of heroes opposing fronts. : Foxhawk
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  I was a big fan of Jon Irenicus in BG2. : Vincent Grayson
  • Beat me by seconds! : Kaerof
  • I thought his character was awesome 3/4 in when it was all voice overs and dream sequences, then they rev... : Shai-Tan
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  Jon Irenicus - Baldur's Gate 2 : Kaerof
  • That's a good one. : c0bra
  • Yep : locater16
  • i liked that guy. one of our friends has a pet named irenicus :( evil bastard : xsoulbrothax
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  Kane! : moogle
  • What game is this from? : disposition
• The Aliens in both AvP games. Hell of a way to destroy an entire wardrobe of pants! : kallanta
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  GLaDOS http://jeepbarnett.com/gallery/albums/portal_wallpaper/fanart_portal173.jpg We were going to : Ovate
  • I think I would have to agree. : Kentor
  • Me too "You remember the time we said we were going to kill you and you were like "oh no"? That was fun" : -Zero-
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    but she had cake! : chaosbot
    • It was hidden cake though! : -Zero-
  • Fuckin signed : TastyWheat
  • GLaDOS is the classic "Mother Brain" Like ending boss thats controlling everything that goes wrong with y... : Malku
  • Yup, hands down awesomeness right there. : whistler
  • Yeah - my vote goes to that psycho AI bitch too. Psycho, but funny. : thetangent
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  Tough call. SHODAN would definitely be up there, as would the G-Man (for the sake of brevity I'm going t... : action wombmate
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    Karras ugh. thanks for reminding me of those weird robots : RikiTiki2
    • He was such a sanctimonious prick I just loved to hate him. : action wombmate
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  Kane : MoreVespeneGas
  • This is the correct answer. : Duffman8369
  • I like Kain better. : Shai-Tan
• purple tentacle : CoRDS
• Kerrigan, Queen of Blades. : Magus
• Hitler. : carrioN luggagE
• skaarj from unreal because the were fun to fight, same goes for hl1 marines : ballystix
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  sovereign in mass effect (works as its on pc now, rite?) . not because the character is sort of a sci-... : pyide
  • major mass effect spoilers. you may not want to click if you are or plan on playing the game. http://... : pyide
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  Arch Vile. : Rich McNinch
  • agreed for regular enemy. : handofthrawn
  • The original Arch Vile was a son of a bitch. I'm leaning towards this. : ieGod
• BOWSER : vynn
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  Z blocks in Tetris. Screw those guys.] Archvile from Doom 2 :O : d fluke
  • poop. : d fluke
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  Magnus Armstrong. I don't know... : K1Bond007
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    he's not a "bad guy" in my book :[ : RikiTiki2
    • Well... not in the 2nd game. : K1Bond007
• Lord Recluse - City of Villains/Heroes Only because he was such a bitch to kill and required a highly sk... : DrFlammable
• Kane from the epically awesome Brotherhood. : NFXFSX
• another vote for Kane. he lives you know : RikiTiki2
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  KEFKA END OF DUSCISSSION. : Jackass1233
  • someone else didn't read the OP : RikiTiki2
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    ok, who the fuck is this? : sanchez
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      Final Fantasy III/VI. : Head Rush
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        Ahh right, I never got that far into those two games. : sanchez
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          If you're into rpgs I'd definitely give FF3 another shot. If you need a source toss me an SM and I can te... : Head Rush
          • It only really holds up well if you played it back in the day. I've yet to meet people who never played i... : Vincent Grayson
  • I can has reading? : ieGod
  • I hated it when he went through the metamorphosis, the fucking cockroach was hard to kill. :( : Fyunch Click
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  Geoffry Tolwyn, WC IV. : Head Rush
  • Hey, he taught us a very important lesson about always being vigilant to save freedom. And eugenics. : lolpatrol
• cyberdemon : ninjase
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  The Butcher has been my fav.. I'll never forget opening that door seeing dead bodies everywhere and the v... : happynoodle
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    that's a good one. never forget fresh meat : RikiTiki2
    • Or how easy it was to kill him since he couldn't figure out doors. : Totenjaeger
  • Yep. If I'm remembering my history correctly, the Diablo 1 demo ended right after you fought him. I rem... : Horn
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  Ourumov. 1995. Golden Eye. That little bitch was a hard target on the antenna array level. : Charmplus
  • That was 006. : NFXFSX
• ABOBO : PlanetPerfecto
• http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/planetdoom.gamespy.com/oldimages/new_classic_doom_enem_spid2.gif : fleabug
• All enemies from Serious Sam FE, especially Ugh Zan III/Headless Kamikaze ; Claudia/All Silent Hill enemi... : vikramwillrock
• For a PC game I'd have to go with the Malcolm from the Kyrandia series. He's not very nice in the first t... : helvetica
• Fucking RAGNAROS : [7]kami
• SHODAN : phate81
• Fan of helios here, personally. : SpaecKow
• Sephiroth : spiffymc
• Revolver Ocelot. : changejar419

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• nobody likes basketball. I hate it : zerog83
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  I am and my feed is absolutely shit, how is it for everyone else? : randomnull
  • great here so far on abc hd. : dromo5
  • I'm seeing more compression artifacts than usual. : boseefuss
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    fine here. : edgewise
    • lol@ mike breen. I bet he's thinking, "Goddamn HD" : edgewise
• I am, but it's not in hi-def thanks to all the severe weather crawls at the bottom of the screen. Oh ... : smoove
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  As much as I hate Kobe, and as much as I like Garnett, I hope the Lakers pwn the fuck out of the Celtics. : buzzbat
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    yeah, of the two teams, i'm definitely rooting for the lakers : dromo5
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      go boston. there i said it . . . : jedi_27
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        figures... : edgewise
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          if the lakers win are you and Armybob going to have a romp in the sack? or does that happen if they lose... : jedi_27
          • we high five while making fingercuffs with your mom. : edgewise
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    why? : edgewise
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      I think the greater question for those outside the greater Bostonian area is why not? : buzzbat
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        because you hate kobe and love garnett....? : edgewise
        • Love Garnett? Slander good sir. : buzzbat
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  kobe's off to a terrible start. 1/7 so far. : dromo5
  • And only 2 down... lols : buzzbat
  • Yup, he got rusty. Wait till the second half though, he's been feeding it to Gasol plenty to make up for ... : carbontree
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  They should sub in Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. I'd watch it. : pigvomit
  • heh me too : jonin
• damn, cassell's on fire : dromo5
• Garnett is on fire. : edgewise
• my crotch is on fire : Mansmells
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  The advertising budget for this Zohan movie must be astronomical. : edgewise
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    I actually kinda want to see it now... : pigvomit
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      haha, me too. : edgewise
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        figures... : jedi_27
        • anti-semite. no wonder you like the Celtics. : edgewise
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    a sure sign of a shitty movie. pump as much money as possible into advertising so that it'll do well ope... : dromo5
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      so......all movies that have lots of marketing suck? : thetangent
      • with this level of advertising? pretty much, with the caveat that there are always exceptions and this m... : dromo5
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      Except it actually looks funny, unlike the love guru, which I haven't even cracked a smile at once. When ... : carbontree
      • You didn't even crack a smile at the "When I was young I found this voicebox" thing? I thought that was p... : thetangent
      • i'd rather give mike myers the benefit of the doubt than adam sandler. : dromo5
      • not that this really proves anything but... http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10008759-you_don't_mess_wi... : dromo5
• fisher's free throws are pretty. : dromo5
• Is there any website where I can watch it live? : Flying h4x0r
• I think Magic is gonna have another triple-double. : Prozium
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  ruh roh. pierce down and not looking good. : dromo5
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    he's back! wow! : dromo5
    • i'm starting to think pierce staged that "injury"... : dromo5
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  that's the series if pierce is hurt, uggh : Mansmells
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    it looks like he blew it out. : edgewise
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      negative! : HojuSimpson
      • good news. it would have been tragic for that to happen. : edgewise
• My friend is sitting 10 rows up from court side. Fucking bastard. : HojuSimpson
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  if Cassell shoots another bullshit shot i'm going to lose my mind : Mansmells
  • the one time he doesn't ball-hog is when he should have the most. Nice 24 sec violation. : HojuSimpson
• Damn these 9pm games. I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow. : jonin
• 2 minutes left what an awesome game!! i hope my power doesn't go out again :( and all their showing... : Flying h4x0r
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  HOLY SHIT KEVIN GARNETT WITH THE MONSTER JAM!!! : Flying h4x0r
  • I got bruises from that : HojuSimpson
• did kobe play in this game? lol : Mansmells
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  I'm glad Boston won there, they need it. Lakers are going to be tough, especially with the trouble Bosto... : khaosman
  • I'm not as concerned about road games as I am about what happens to Pierce's knee after he cools down. : Mansmells
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  that was a good game. I didn't figure the Lakers would win game 1. Huge game from Pierce to come back lik... : edgewise
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    i wonder if they will shoot the knee up with cortisone. i don't know if that helps with sprains but i had... : Mansmells
    • I dunno the protocol for using it, but I'd imagine he'll do anything he can to get back on the court. : edgewise
• fucking celtics baby. 3 more to go and this thing is swept. : spector

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• The emperor is pleased. : Mondo
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  server not found. : gibolas1234
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    Don't know if this link is only for Aussies? It's for IGN AU. : Bonestormm
    • just gotta copy/paste it seems : gibolas1234
• i NEED this game fuck : mega man
• KILL! MAIM! BURN! : moogle
• Oh hell yes! I can't wait. : dpgagnon
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  "What we found just watching multiplayer statistics online is that a vast majority of players would rathe... : Bonestormm
  • That's really true. And it's partially why I enjoy comp stomp so much. : crummynz
  • In DOW I only play vs computer with a good buddy in multiplayer. Don't want some little shit trash typing... : ihya
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  Wow...that's incredibly awesome looking. Relic is quickly becoming one of the last truly great PC game d... : PenicillinX57
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    <3 relic : gibolas1234
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      You beat me to it. <3 Relic also. : Bonestormm
      • God damn work. <3<3<3 Relic : disposition
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    Why would you say "last"? You're not one of those "death of PC gaming" guys too, are you? : datoo
    • More in that they're only making this for PC. Even Epic and id went cross platform. : node
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    Valve.. has taken.. risks? : dilutedq
    • Sure... they took huge risks during the development of HL, HL2 and TF2. Based on accounts of the developm... : aeg1x
    • Steam : SockMonkeh
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    Dawn of war 2 is a risk? um Dawn of War is a generic cookie cutter RTS set in the 40k universe, i expect ... : thewindcriesmary
    • Dawn of War is not a generic, cookie cutter RTS. Have you even played the game? It's very similar to Co... : Moonbase Commander
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      Youuuuuuu have not played Dawn of War, nor read anything about DoW2 obviously. : disposition
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        Played Dawn of War for 6 months. Found out hte best strategy was a terminator rush or eldar plasma? canno... : thewindcriesmary
        • dark crusade put in limits on certain units (max 2 eldar fire prisms, for example) : RikiTiki2
        • So, dropping building and focusing much more on a smaller number of units is not a risky and innovative d... : node
        • lol no. : aaarrrgh
        • Hold out to the best unit? What noobishness. Instawin is rushing 3 or 4 space marine squads and razing... : Cliffzorz
    • As someone who played Dawn of War and is part of the Dawn of War 2 Design team I can confidently say that... : DoPEaMiNE
• So. Awesome. : lplasmatron
• Finally some in-engine stuff : TheQuad
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  that sounds meaty and awesome! the explosion is crazy! cant wait to put the 5.1 to good use again :) : radula
  • relic make the best sounding games imo. Everything from Homeworld through to CoH has had such amazing aud... : aeg1x
• wow. this sounds great. I like how you are encouraged to take it slow and keep people alive : hamachi
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  Think of it sort of like Company of Heroes meets Dawn of War minus any sort of significant base building. : aeg1x
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    I like the way they're talking about doing something new, rather than just churning out the same style of... : Bonestormm
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      well they've done it before. Homeworld, Dawn of War and Company of Heroes are all very innovative. : aeg1x
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        Agreed, but with the removal of base building etc it's certainly sounding like an even bigger leap than t... : Bonestormm
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          ever play myth or myth 2? : hamachi
          • Proof it can (did) result in an awesome game. Let's hope! : Fayk
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            Also Close Combat II and III (III had AWESOME use of mortar teams) : Sailor of Fortune
            • Close combat was an awesome series. That's certainly one franchise I'd love to see come back from the de... : Horn
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          There was no base building in World in Conflict. I would be sad though if they removed all base building.... : thetangent
          • The way it works in CoH, they could easy turn buildings into upgrades you buy, but don't place yourself. : enyakk
          • I certainly wouldn't mind if they got rid of base building all together. It would make Dawn of War 2 a lo... : SockMonkeh
• Greenskins..... >:[ : DM7
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  What did that Dreadnought say at the end? I hope Relic continues to make the new character sounds j... : DM7
  • greenskin filth : mega man
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    first thing that came to mind is http://evenindeathistillsurf.ytmnd.com/ : Shai-Tan
    • oh my fucking lololol "I HAVE WAITED LONG FOR THIS DAY" : TastyWheat
• WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGG!!! fuck I want this now : chaosbot
• DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA : Poor Yurik
• WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH! : disposition
• man, i dunno. I got so bored with DoW 1 that i just sort of stopped playing. The singleplayer campaign ... : burning eye
• High res on THQ's site. Holy fuck do want. http://www.thq-games.com/uk/thqtv/index/1523 : node
• Sorry Bone, i didnt see your post before I did mine. :( : pimpium
• I want my Necrons and Sisters of Battle back. : Lone Swordsman
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  I am pretty excited for this game and never even played the original. : Evil Benius
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    Highly reccomended to play the original and the packs. Good times. : pimpium
    • They are on my list. : Evil Benius
• Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean! : SockMonkeh
• I'll admit, one of the main reasons I did play the first one was that I know nothing about Warhammer or i... : SeaLlama

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  hmm. I'd try it. Not as bad as butterscotch scallops. : Horn
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    Who the fuck came up with THAT : Toraz Chryx
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      Dale from Top Chef. Sadly that was his only big mistake the entire season. Otherwise, it should have been... : pap26
      • Stephanie deserves to be there. She has been consistently very good the entire competition. Plus I think ... : Psigun
      • I totally disagree about your choice of the top 3. Dale thought he was about 4x more talented than he act : Arctic Fox
• "reinventing" "expressing our unique voice" "bla bla bla" : KxRook
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  or Duck and Oranges, or Chicken and Peaches. or Pork and Apples, or Ham and Pineapples. ;-) : kramweil
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    Or chicken and waffles : Horn
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      Wicken. Chaffles. : ifallible
      • Awesome. : d fluke
  • First two: No Last Two: Yes : buzzbat
  • Prawn and Banana pizza is one of the best toppings I've had. : kramweil
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    Pork and apples is delicious. : Evil Benius
    • Seconded. Very tasty indeed. : spiffymc
    • ginger baked pears + lamb ftw! mmm but prawns and fucking chocolate what : Toraz Chryx
    • Pork and apple sausages own! : pieman
  • Pork and apples sounds good. I get ham and pineapples on my pizza sometimes and it's really good. : eldiablo01
  • Apple Sauce and Roast Pork is a pretty staple dish.. : spdon
  • pork and apples is fucking delicious. Get the fuck out of here. : aaarrrgh
  • God how did you all miss the sarcasm in her post? : Arctic Fox
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  The show is still so over-dramatic, but I like it anyways. : action wombmate
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    I can't stand it or the US version of Kitchen Nightmares. I hate all the deceptive editing that goes on a... : aeg1x
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      Well, he probably does help them, the US version just doesn't show it. But good god yes the show is over... : action wombmate
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        the most ridiculous one I saw was when they kept cutting to the guy Gordon was talking to and he'd altern... : aeg1x
        • They do this a lot on US realtiy shows (I've never watched a non-US show, so I don't know if it's univers... : BingusLargus
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        The part that pisses me off is the "incase your memory sucks and you forgot what happened straight before... : Toraz Chryx
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          They do this shit on the show where they do the lie detecting.. show the entire fucking show before comme... : stonedonkey
          • yeah i probably wouldn't be able to stand these shows without DVR : smax
          • I've been railing against this on cable tv for years. It makes even good shows absolutely unwatchable. ... : rosewood
        • Good lord that is the one thing that's completely useless for anyone but a goldfish. WE'RE ALREADY SOLD O... : d fluke
    • yeah, I hate the way that show is put together. It must be the same hacks who put together that trading s... : ArB
• http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars : s2jason
• It's like the Ice Cream Machine in Kitchen Stadium :( : drucifer
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  Bobby is a lock to win : smax
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    He's the only one I'd put in a kitchen I owned... at least in that group... : stonedonkey
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      seriously I was looking at the ppl left, and I'm just thinking... does ANY OF THESE jackasses know how to... : Demius
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        Compaired to the contestants on Top Chef the one's on Hell's Kitchen (at least this season) are fucking h... : red2lucas
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          How did Matt make it that far? I mean really... That guy is insane. : Psigun
          • He made a nice risotto did he manage anything else good? lol : Toraz Chryx
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          Well the mission statement I remember from season 1 was if he could take a regular joes and make them int... : action wombmate
          • i wish they only did the best of the best like american idol and so you think you can dance. the whole a... : handofthrawn
      • This season the people are pretty bad, no one really stands out. Bobby is probably the best because he ne... : rhuntley12
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      Corey seem to be good when not around blundering idiots- more of an underling than a leader. Definitely B... : Psigun
      • she just pisses me the fuck off >:( im still crying for having to hear her fuckin voice every week : Demius
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        Also, I'd do Corey. oh yes. http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/2008/04/corey-fire_5631.JP... : Toraz Chryx
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          No doubt, she's hot. I especially liked the episode where she tried to throw off the guys' team by flirti... : Psigun
          • I was so disappointed when they went to the beach and spent the whole time in surf suits. : DarkWolf5
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      also Petroza is a fucking dumbass. Why did he choose to remove Louross?? Louross was obviously a weak c : smax
      • Well, the thing with the team dynamic is, if someone is dragging the team as a whole down, you want rid o... : Toraz Chryx
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        I doesn't really matter who they pick, Ramsey usually throws out whoever he wants. : rigg5kthx
        • Yeah exactly. He's done it plenty of times. : tsuba
    • I think he'll win too, but some of the other people have done well enough that they might challenge him a... : shred.
• Oreos and yellow French's mustard ftw! : randomjgj
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  What about claw shrimp? : rosewood
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    I'm going to stab you now. : skinlab133
    • one of their best. : seven
• I keep forgetting to set my PVR to record it :| : synapse19
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  Matt's just a moron. Forget he was on the show. : rigg5kthx
  • I'm working my way through previous seasons, and other people have tried to pull that shit as well : Toraz Chryx
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  Wasn't there a Kitchen Nightmares that had chocolate prawns? Some restaurant on Mallorca or some other t... : yonderboy
  • Yeah, chocolate chilli prawns, it was at La Parra de Burriana : Toraz Chryx
  • There was one in the US version in Pomona where the "Executive Chef" but Hershey's Syrup (he calls it "ch... : action wombmate
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  Very weak contestants in general this round. I have no favorite for once, they're all idiots. Top Chef is... : d fluke
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    Indeed, I'm watching my way through season 2 right now with no idea who won in the end, and I'm rooting f : Toraz Chryx
    • and Woo, she won and I went to the wiki page and oh shit that Rachel chick was found dead of a gunshot wo : Toraz Chryx
• Hells Kitchen is awesome. Prawns and Chocolate is almost as bad as Ice Cream with Hot Dog flavor. : minigomp
• hehehe I'm watching the episode where Ramsay throws chicken at Matt hahahahaha "Did that hurt? SUE ME!!" : red2lucas

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  ahhhhh haha, the original was so sad : Mondo
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    what was the original? : Mikuya
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      If you don't want to be depressed don't watch this http://animalcrossingtragedy.ytmnd.com/ : Mondo
      • Wow. : ConfusedUs
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        Most depressing thing EVER : TastyWheat
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          Yes it should be nuked, why did I do that! : Mondo
          • Way to go there, Mondo. : Mmmmmoo
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          Goddamnit someone find me a puppy neck to snap this is borderline holocaust material : TastyWheat
          • not puppies but http://kittensaresocute.ytmnd.com/ : Mmmmmoo
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          I don't think so... I think it's sweet, and actually a really good thing for them to have done. I love... : Juno
          • I love your mom too - Juno. I just. can't. help. it. :( : seven
      • :( : chuck577
      • One of those few things that makes me tear up every time. : nurglich
      • ;_; : deviantpaul
      • damn it. =( : zakazi
      • I love this story but it makes me so sad. :( : OverloadUT
      • Ahahahaha, That's awesome. : sharkII
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        I guess that was a little sad but I thought it was kind of sweet, mom coming back from the dead via anima... : ejectorpod
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          No, she stayed dead. : FlatlineDixay
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            ZOMBIE MOM : erotic sock
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              I read this as "zombie nom" you win, internet. : Spezzer
              • Nom nom Zombie Mom. : Githyanki
      • Why must you make me relive the sadddness!? : Kaerof
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        If you don't want to be creeped the fuck out, don't read this http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Animal%20... : slax0r
        • I'm only on part 3, but this story is i{awesome}i : naios
      • Immediately went and gave mum a hug. God dammit. : SpaecKow
      • Thankyou for this link and making me miss my mum *sigh* : jbury
      • uff... this nearly brought me to tears. my mom has had breast cancer recently.. ah man. she's out of the... : Flinz
• HAHA : smax
• Hahaha! : CrustaR
• hahahaha : mwasher
• hahaha : Mmmmmoo
• lol : mega man
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  haha that last boss fight was rather tragically laggy. : chilln
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    run fine on my comp. what's with this thing anyways? are the ones who whine the ones who have lcd's wi... : SlamDunk
    • I dunno. The end fight ran just as well as the rest of the game for me, too. It was lame, though. : SockMonkeh
• boo :( Sif ruin the original. : seven
• awesome : [7]kami
• oh man that is great : handofthrawn

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  How did they find him? : Flying h4x0r
  • Patriot Act. : trove
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    His computer was broadcasting an IP address : rosewood
    • I didn't think 4chan stores them, heh so much for being anonymous. : Flying h4x0r
  • that website is not so anonymous after all. that guy probably ruined his life but is totally internet... : dahanese
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  "When another Web site visitor reposted the message on more mainstream sites and the news media learned : PlanetPerfecto
  • that part got a chuckle out of me too : RikiTiki2
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  What a shitty defense lawyer and judge. The entire site is a hoax and joke site and only out of touch gee... : crazywigga
  • he reposted it 40 times in 4 weeks. If it was a single post, he might have had a chance... but he kept sp... : sicko
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    posting hoax terrorist warnings isn't a joke when they put extra cops on duty and raise alert levels and ... : grendel
    • They'll put extra cops on duty and raise the alert levels for anything. : JimRune
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    i think you are trolling, but since it had real life damaging effects, and making such threats is illegal... : dahanese
    • remember the person who put up the ATHF "bombs" around boston that caused such a problem. that shows the... : handofthrawn
  • if you have a problem with the law, tell Congress, or elect someone to Congress who agrees with you : RikiTiki2
  • i would have loved to see his defense. imagine showing the judge the hundreds of illegal postings of shi : handofthrawn
  • I do find it amusing that anyone took something from 4chan seriously. : Evil Benius
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  How in the fuck is an unemployed ex-grocery store clerk gonna come up with twenty seven thousand dollars? : skitzo
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    His paychecks will get a little taken out for the rest of his life / I DECLARE: BANKRUPTCY! : rosewood
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      wage garnishment, sentence reassessment (prison time for $$), taking it from prison pay if he works while... : RikiTiki2
      • they knock another 10 bucks off every time he takes it in the ass while in prison : MagicWishMonkey
    • bankruptcy doesn't get you out of a lien :/ : biskits
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  federal prison? ouch : RikiTiki2
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    That's the good prison. State is where the anal action is. : Visceral Monkey
    • Yeah State prison systems are usually poorly funded. More so than the Federal system. Not enough money fo... : djkenohki
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  he placed them on 4chan.org, a Web site he described as "outrageous." That's putting it nicely. : Kaerof
  • At least it wasn't truly truly outrageous. : festivalman
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  Wauwatosa, Wis? I can see this, thats like the most boring fucking place ever, even worse in the winter. : chaosbot
  • I remember when my family would drive up to the north woods, you could see the water tower for Wauwatosa ... : Deathlove
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  Yeah, the guy is an idiot, but so is this "People have to know they can't go around posting these things ... : Wombat Woo
  • You do know that no security system can be 100% effective right? And that the illusion of omniscience is ... : Arctic Fox
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  "it scares the public" -- bad "and can expose weaknesses in security responses" -- Surely that is good... : nudel
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    Does the end justify the means? Is he in a position of capable and able disposition to adequately determi... : ieGod
    • I'm not saying they should thank him for scaring the public, nor that he would have done the best possibl... : nudel
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  LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL : boring gegtik
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    SO BORING. : seven
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      When keeping it internet... goes wrong : boring gegtik
      • ... in high speed chases : seven

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• no that is stupid : Patch-e
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  cool car mods or wanky asshole car mods? : SpaecKow
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    mainly performance stuff and then a new front bumper : arizona bay
    • That sounds cool and not wanky. : SpaecKow
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  YES! : drucifer
  • thanks, this was all the confirmation i needed. cuz you're an older guy so you know what you're talking ... : arizona bay
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  Fuck no : Serpico74
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    That's almost as stupid as that one shacker who just got out of college and wanted to lease a luxury car ... : Serpico74
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      i have no debt (besides from the next four years of school), and the loan is stafford subsidized, does th... : arizona bay
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        I would use that money for a 65" plazma instead lol : Melll
        • have no use for a tv : arizona bay
    • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=14144653 so awesome. : warpdude
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  Oh come on AB that's so typical azn behaviour. FIGHT THE URGE! : darkT
  • i havent ever lived beyond my means, i have no debt after undergrad, have a pretty good 401k started, sol... : arizona bay
  • yes but you can get an assload of Type R stickers for 5 large : bipolar
• I don't see anything wrong with investing in rice. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Dude, If you do your car mods and things work out for you; it's worth it. If you do therm and thing... : nubitup
• Save $500 for candy and CDs : handofthrawn
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  You realize that if you spend that money, you're needlessly paying interest on it despite the fact that y... : ateam311
  • Actually, just sitting on it = paying monthly interest. And to answer your question, no... I'd give it ba... : ateam311
  • no interest until i grad : arizona bay
  • omeganewb, did you quit :( : moe6
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  These seems like...a bad idea. : Evil Benius
  • ...and this seems like bad english. : Evil Benius
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  doesn't sound like a good idea to me, but it's nice to be irresponsible every once in awhile as long as i... : xxiv
  • i doubt im gonna do it, and even if i do all the mods i wanted would come in at prob just under $2k. jus... : arizona bay
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  it wont get you more pussy is that is what you are asking : creep
  • Unless you put "Pussy Wagon" on the back. : festivalman
• While I love to do it, it is a waste of money. I have modded most of mine, and I always regret it in t... : topkatz
• From what I take it you're reasonably comfortable financially, right? Is this something that you would do... : ieGod
• I can't tell if this is a serious post or not. : devi| dog
• yeah : pancake humper
• Only if that car mod is a good bike to promote exercise and save fuel costs. : Lightzout
• if you don't do it now, when will you? slap on some turbo's or something. : moe6
• Is your car front wheel drive? If yes - then no. : seven
• Just buy a shitload of rice instead. : SockMonkeh

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• this guy ---> : mwasher
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  Now..I'm about 6' and 145lbs....considered "skinny" by most....but I think I'd just about piss myself and... : PlanetPerfecto
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    6' and 145lbs? jesus christ eat something. : mwasher
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      Heh. You know what, I always get this, but when you see me in person, I look healthy. It's just my build ... : PlanetPerfecto
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        drink some beer! : mwasher
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          I ate an entire pizza in one sitting today, :( If I drink beer now I will explode : PlanetPerfecto
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            What are you running on, dark matter? : TastyWheat
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              The Spice fuels me. Always the spice. : PlanetPerfecto
              • Curry? : drucifer
          • personal pan pizza? : clain
          • I ate a large papa johns for dinner .... 2 nights ago. I'm 6'5 and about 170-175lbs. I'm sure my meta... : Danny5225
          • U need sammiches. : ifallible
  • "Someone got stuck." "Send more kids!" : lolpatrol
  • dont feel bad. i am about as thin as you. : d0pamine
  • I used to be like that. 6' 3" and 160 lbs on a good day. And I had to eat like a farm hand just to main... : randomjgj
  • That would be pretty terrifying. Imagine getting stuck in the base between the drop and the loop. How do ... : ieGod
• I would totally do this : spiffymc
• That would be so awesome to ride, doesn't look that bad. : bling1bling
• omfg. I want to ride that SOOOOOOOOO bad. : sicko
• what is most scary is the bathing suit... or lack there of : conandan
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  that chick is so fucking hot! : sludge vohaul
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    I can't believe her top didn't come off : ( : proclone1
    • I was so disappointed. : Karnov
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    you should come to germany, girls of her type are everywhere. : moshman
    • Better looking even : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Best part, I don't understand a thing they say. Every word means: TAKE ME YOU STUD! : Slowtreme
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        Hope you enjoy your stay at the Grey Bar Hotel. : action wombmate
        • It took me a minute to figure out why I would be staying at a Gay Bar. : Githyanki
  • Yeah definitely : nomaad
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  that looks pretty sweet actually, but how do they keep the water running through the loop? there must be ... : headbone
  • I'm sure that's it. : edgewise
  • No jets, only sharp razors. For slicing. : whistler
• im such a fat sopping wet pussy, I would never ride that. : klearlyunseen
• scariest? more like want-to-try-now! looking... : SlamDunk
• how fucking awesome is that. also, lol @ germans and their speedos : moshman
• safest way to feel a free fall! : dahanese
• Looks fun, but not all that scary. : Magus
• I've been on an "almost freefall" waterslide in Germany and it was scary as hell already. : zen!
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  pfft, that's not a loop. it looks like a high banked turn to me :/ : pyide
  • IAWTP : Zero|DPX
  • i bet you hate everything and enjoy nothing!~!!!!!!11 : moshman
• Its like flushing a turd!! : ihya
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  I would go head first : drucifer
  • And do a handstand under a water stream? We've discussed this already man, why do women always have to do... : TastyWheat
• Pansies. That looks fun as hell. Shit, dude, the video shows an old guy and a girl doing it and it scar : action wombmate
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  Ladies - it's just a waterslide. : seven
  • there are spiders on it :O : Deathlove
• thats pretty awesome. : moe6

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• Chinese meeting? : [7]kami
• I AM TOTALLY FUCKING KEEN FOR THIS. NAME THE TIME AND PLACE. (Note: Not yellow) : TastyWheat
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  hahaha the three monkeys is such a shithole. i have work drinks on the 20th (with a client) so i'll come ... : erotic sock
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    Name a better place, I am in no way attached to the three monkeys and I always hoped it would end up a pu... : SpaecKow
    • Oh it will : TastyWheat
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      actually, i only know yuppy pubs that get all full and too noisy with shitty music. i'm not the best pers... : erotic sock
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        I propose meeting for food in the city, downing a few beers while there and then making a snap decision. ... : TastyWheat
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          Folks down for japanese? : SpaecKow
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            As long as there's beer and hot waitresses I clearly don't give a shit what I'm eating but yeah I love pr... : TastyWheat
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              Then we're in good luck cause Takeru has both of those things. : SpaecKow
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                are we able to drag cords out to this one? : erotic sock
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                  I hope so, but I bet he'll be like "WAH DO IT IN SUTHERLAND" he's lazy. : SpaecKow
                  • for some reason i thought he lived up north. : erotic sock
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                    I went to a party in sutherland once.. there was a keg, and a ferrari.. it was weird. : Arsenal
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                      sutherland fuckers never leave the shire. they're all OOH THE SHIRE IS SO AWESOME. IT'S SO GREAT. I LOVE ... : erotic sock
                      • Palm and Whale beach have always been awesome when i've stayed up there.. though i don't see how you coul... : Arsenal
  • You locals just decide on a classy pub and let's go there seriously, I am going to get SO DRUNK : TastyWheat
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  I'm in the city now.. should be done setting up these computers in about half an hour. : Arsenal
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    Not tonite. We're going on the 20th. I will send an SM to everyone with details later tonight! : SpaecKow
    • Hahah I just had a mental image of Arsenal waiting at a japanese restaurant for 2 weeks hahaha he had a m... : TastyWheat
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      I hope i'm not still here on the 20th! Nah, that should be good.. knowing these clients lawyers i'll prob... : Arsenal
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        I'm voting Hot Waitress Japan Eatery then we see what happens afterwards : TastyWheat
        • Sounds good to me, although if its on sussex street it seems likely we'll end up in cockle bay/kings stre... : Arsenal
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  I can't make the next few weeks because they're stuffed full of exams :( fuck uni 4 realz : aeg1x
  • NO. you'd better come! i'll hurt you otherwise. emotionally, of course. : erotic sock
  • Aw c'mon it's one night out! : TastyWheat
  • aeg1x when do your exams finish? : SpaecKow
  • Do you have exams on Saturdays? That is shit. :( : Arsenal
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    exams on how to knit dresses? : seven
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      Are you up for this shit or not? : SpaecKow
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        hell no. But have fun :D : seven
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          You know when I threatened to assault you with my genetalia, that was just jesting sir, we'd love to have... : SpaecKow
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            i've met seven. chances are he'd enjoy genitalia assault. : erotic sock
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              we have not met. I'd remember it. I'm a very meek personality. Surely I'd remember you. : seven
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                we have so. we didn't know it at the time. you worked with matt. we met at his birthday last year (or was... : erotic sock
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                  AHHAHAHAHAH "isn't apparent" when seven showed up to my NYE party I thought the Smashing Pumpkins had arr... : TastyWheat
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                    I fucking hate you both so much right now. : seven
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                      come to the shackmeet and kick our asses then. : erotic sock
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                        heh - last time I left the house was... Tasty's party. Not sure why :/ : seven
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                          i bet you look all dishevelled with a 5 o'clock shadow on your head. : erotic sock
                          • I am wearing my yd. jeans and polo shirt - I'm shevelled enough. And in the middle of watching Painkiller... : seven
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          Please come, and bring Anton! : Arsenal
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            wait - what? WHAT? : seven
            • yes, thats right. All this time i have been using you to get to Anton (from Rage in Placid Lake). H... : Arsenal
  • I'm going to go anyway :D : Sacred Sperm
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  hmmm that's about $500 return for me. Can any of you bums put me up for a few nights? : red2lucas
  • Hell I've got a spare room at my place in Wollongong if need be. : TastyWheat
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  Maybe I should drive up........... : Drewus
  • You have good opinions about moooovies, I'd love to meet you! : SpaecKow
  • Shit yeah! : TastyWheat
• Boo too far away from where I will be :( : Evil Benius