Morning Discussion

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• call people "sport" and "old chap" a lot. : mechanicalgrape
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  Dress the part but also tell people you have AIDS. : SockMonkeh
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    He'd be better off going with TB or syphilis. : mechanicalgrape
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      No, the whole point of the AIDS is that it's a modern twist. : SockMonkeh
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        GRIDS: the retro modern twist. : wozzeck
        • Hahahaha : sgtsanity
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  don't forget your monocle : zerog83
  • + money hat and pocket watch. : ryuuseki
• Wear a futurey jumpsuit and act like you've landed on the "Gangs Of The Early Twentieth Century" planet. : algernoN8
• Go as Jay Gatsby. : c0bra
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  cough everywhere and say "ive got the consumption" : CoRDS
  • but just dress normally? : randomposter
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  If you can somehow take that costume and somehow incorporate flagpole sitting ill give you props. : chilln
  • ???????? : randomposter
• Dress as how the 1920s envisioned we would look today. Futurism had a few interesting ideas for fashion, : A Sponge
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  The final scene of There Will Be Blood is set in the '20s, if you want to go the obvious route. : sgtsanity
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    wear a 1920s suit and walk around with a milkshake. : Prozium
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      Or just carry a really long straw and drink everyone else's. : nurglich
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        or go around stealing other peoples drinks, chugging them, and then saying the obvious, "I DRINK YOUR... : Prozium
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          You can only steal so many martinis before you can't recognize what the drink is anymore. : nurglich
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            at that point you can just shout DRRRAIIINNNNAAAAAGGGGGEEEE.... DRRRAAIIIINNNNNNNAAGGGGE ELI YOU BOYYYYY! : SockMonkeh
            • Okay, I missed this last night, but that's pretty funny. : nurglich
• Dress as a flapper : .sticks.
• Look Mr. Bubbles! Err, give a toast to people who could not be here, on account of them being rubbed o... : locater16
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  Don't drink any alcohol. : aethyr
  • Gadzooks? Liquor? You cads, the law will be on us quicker than lickety split! : randomposter
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  Bioshock : not work safe
  • I was thinking a natty splicer suit or Big Daddy diving suit, but I guess that was more '40s : Dave-A
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  You need an undershirt, dress shirt, vest, suspenders, dress coat, over coat, underwear, shorts, slacks, ... : skitzo
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    but this is a modern twist, so underpants outside the trousers? : randomposter
    • that could work, I also forgot that a neck tie/bow tie/ or scarf is necessary. : skitzo
• blue jeans, suspenders, wife beater, done done and done. : Yabrodan
• show up with a LCD that has a native resolution of 1920x1200 : not work safe
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  !!! Wear a Barrel held up by suspenders and nothing else, and say you are a victim of the Great Depres... : skitzo
  • ahahaha awesome : randomposter
  • You're off a decade. (yes, I guess you could say it technically started in late 1929 it didn't really hit... : Prozium
• make some bathtub gin : mindshot

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  that's not food rationing, that's keeping assholes from hoarding food : MagicWishMonkey
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    I think the article is probably a tad alarmist. I tend to see rationing as something thats much more se... : Visceral Monkey
    • yea, articles like this tend to cause more problems than they solve. it's great how they don't bother ... : MagicWishMonkey
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    http://www.shacknews.com/frame_laryn.x?root=16750340&id=16750340&mode=refresh : aethyr
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      er, http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16750340#itemanchor_16750340 (mydocs post from earlier) : aethyr
      • Ha ha. I was just thinking about that post, too. : SwiftyPants
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  that's not food rationing, that's costco trying to keep as many members happy as possible. : cpt_gloval
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    no, they're using costco as an example, but it appears that Costco's supply is quickly dwindling in areas : slickdoody
    • NO RICE ARGHRHEHREFHE NOOOOO AHREHGEHF:EFDJ:SDLFJHEHA WHERE'S THE RICE?!?!@ : sKetchflow
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      well when rice runs out i'll just eat off the mcdonalds dollar menu : cpt_gloval
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        That's the reason why McDonald's is doing so well right now - food prices go up yet the dollar menu stays... : Nihilist
        • they should base international currency off of the mcdonalds dollar menu since the US dollar has flounder... : dantastic
    • eh, its a good way to encourage people to not immigrate to the US from those countries. : MisterPhoton
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  I'm honestly getting worried with all the news I'm hearing about food shortages and increased demand, etc... : Super Sparker
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    Fat people need to eat : scorpiusman
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      Correction, we need to eat the fat people. Two birds, one stone. : Horn
      • "Hey, what did that fat coward taste like?" "Chicken." : RomSteady
      • "Too bad about Dolphin Boy, though." "Yeah, he tasted terrible!" : zerog83
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    Why is that? Are you worried that you won't be able to afford it or that it won't be there at any price?... : pigvomit
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      Both. I just know this is a new thing. North America, eat smaller portions - fattiest. Asian and India,... : Super Sparker
      • er...fatties. : Super Sparker
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      The latter is what scares me. it seems like there is some fundamental Bad Shit going on, unrelated to th... : BingusLargus
      • Rice is expensive because Gas is expensive because Oil is expensive Everything is Expensive because of... : EvilDolemite
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        Rice is expensive because rice-producing countries are experiencing shortages and limiting exports. Ma... : aethyr
        • Well, farming rice is a *tad* different than farming corn. The crops aren't interchangeable. : pigvomit
        • but corn is so easy : cpt_gloval
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          I agree completely. Farm subsidies are a BAD idea. The whole point of a free-market economy is that you... : BingusLargus
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            They're intended to help smaller farmers who produce less products be able to recover from lost crops to ... : zerog83
            • also this - http://www.newwest.net/index.php/city/article/farming_park_avenue_farm_subsidies_from_manhatt... : zerog83
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              Farm subsidies exist mainly to preserve farmland from other forms of development (or abandonment) as a fa... : wozzeck
              • Heh, that did wonders where I lived. : Kaerof
          • Isn't the whole reason corn subsidies are so large now is that they were created to get people off the wh... : c0bra
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        There have been some major weather crisis in rice growing regions of the world in the last year. It's no ... : NexusOne
        • right not to mention last year we had record draughts here in tennensee. thank god this year its been rec... : italiano3d
  • I'm not. :P : DM7
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    you can thank the media for that : industro
    • That, and the increased demand for corn for producing ethanol. : Arcanum
  • maybe people need to stop having so many fucking kids : wtf242
  • don't be lol. seriously. i live in the heart of farmer country. it's really just a universal scare tactic... : italiano3d
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  and this is with all kinds of technology boosting yields in crops. one day genetic engineering will be t... : handofthrawn
  • It's already the only option - There are billions that don't have enough to eat right now. :/ : thetangent
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    According to this man http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Borlaug thats the current situation. : Turd Ferguson
    • THANK YOU - more people should know about this dude. Norman Borlaug knows this shit better than ANYONE. : thetangent
• man it's so dramatic when you use periods like that cause we were all "food rationing.. whateva.. who car... : [fry]
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  Why are we using corn for fuel? :| : jan0r pants
  • because cars can't take saturated fat : scorpiusman
  • because rice is too expensive : cpt_gloval
  • This man is correct. : Omaha
  • Monsanto? : azenmaster
  • Because people are stupid. : Arcanum
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    Most of the corn we grow is just for the starch and is of negligible nutritional value. It is used primar... : Psigun
    • My point of this post was to show that corn isn't going to help this situation any even if ethanol produc... : Psigun
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      good post. so hard to find shit that does not have corn syrup in it these days : wtf242
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        A bit tangential, though, since corn-for-ethanol is not necessarily replacing corn-for-"food". The sugg... : Arcanum
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          I'm no farmer but I imagine just switching from crude corn used as a base for processed products and food... : Psigun
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            The concern I was trying to point out isn't crude corn -> food corn or food corn -> crude corn. It's oth... : Arcanum
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              Good points. I essentially agree. The problem is that crude corn is such a profitable crop due to governm... : Psigun
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                So the stance I take is for the government to back off and let farmers make real food as it is demanded p... : Psigun
                • I broadly agree. The subsidies on corn especially should be cut back, if not eliminated entirely. : Arcanum
        • I left out the connection and tried to shore up my point in my reply. Still somewhat tangential though. :... : Psigun
      • i've started seeing a reemergence of straight sugar in a couple things. It makes me happy. : sKetchflow
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      My uncle planted the least amount of wheat he has ever planted b/c he will make so much more off of corn ... : rosewood
      • That said, I just bought a 10lb bag of flour for $10 today. : rosewood
      • Note I'm not saying corn or farmers are the problem on this topic. I don't blame the farmers at all for g... : Psigun
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      i like to eat corn on the cob :( : dantastic
      • That's actually a different kind of corn than the vast majority of what is produced and what is used to m... : Psigun
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    This subject could very well help McCain win the election. Obama and Hillary were all about trumpeting t... : Nihilist
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      Iowa corn is not a healthy food anyways. It'd be better off as fuel than corn syrup or feed for obese, dy... : Psigun
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        Is there a reason for this? Can any "food" corn be grown there? I can't see how one can grow and the ot... : pigvomit
        • Exactly. The government massively subsidizes the corn used for livestock feed and corn syrup. It's all ab... : Psigun
  • atkins : Dravenport
  • Because despite all the talk about capitalism and free markets in this country, we live in a centrally pl... : zen2k
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    More like why is everyone planting corn now? BLING! BLING! That's why. \m/ Capitalism \m/ : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • more like \m/ Government Subsidies \m/ : sexninja!!!!
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  This is food rationing: http://arnews.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/venezuela-10-cuadras-de-cola-para-comprar-... : L0opet
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    Thank you for putting this into perspective. We cry when we have to wait in line for our Wii's, imagine ... : pigvomit
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      Yup, the family that I still have there tells me they go twice a week at 4am and stay until around 4-6pm.... : L0opet
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        That really sucks. Has it always been that way or just recently? : pigvomit
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          Has been for a while, it's getting worse now though. But it wasn't like this at all before Chavez took po... : L0opet
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            How does he retain his popularity? Does he cast blame on others for this? Uniting with their suffering ... : pigvomit
            • He blames capitalism... : L0opet
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      it's still a visible sign of an economic fluctuation, and i'm happy that people are taking notice : biskits
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        Well, I wouldn't say it's all that huge of a deal. People always seem to assume that their food should b... : pigvomit
        • i think our lack of broad perspective is what forces economic change, and in that sense it's a very very ... : biskits
    • pretty sure our grand parents think we are all idiots. : sKetchflow
  • that's the result of price controls, not rationing. : DonkeyPopsicle
  • man that fucking sucks : dantastic
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  dahanese, what have you done?! : biskits
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    uh wut : dahanese
    • Obviously by leaving New York you have forced the New York Sun to start publishing articles from Californ... : Jonathan
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      weren't you the one that bought like 10 bags of rice the other day? : biskits
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        mix me up with mydocs again and i will gut you like a fish :[ : dahanese
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          you shackchicks are all so violent :( : c0bra
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            ...and then lovingly fillet you and panfry you tableside with a shallots and a hint of lemon?? : dahanese
            • whatever you say Mrs. Lector. : c0bra
          • The only thing I punch is dough. =( : helvetica
        • eh, you're all just walking vaginas to me. : biskits
        • MERCURY : deject
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        NO she's the poledancing tuna-hating one MyDocs is the rice hoarding boyfriend running over hit & run ... : EvilDolemite
        • clarity, thy name is EvilDolemite : DonkeyPopsicle
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        I know you didn't just confuse me with dirtyknees. : My Documents
        • *PULLS UP CHAIR AND GRABS POPCORN* : Jayx77
        • lol? : das_runt
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        My Docs seems like the cool, mysterious one who seems kinda easy but not for you. dahanese seems like th : walker270
        • lol, troof! : biskits
        • lol : [fry]
        • I think you are my hero : cltcprd
        • Awesome : whistler
        • nuclear launch detected : Downforce
        • oh shi : Mad Brahmin Disease
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          4th wall 4th wall! : sKetchflow
          • hahah this will be epic : askedrelic
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          I don't think I even knew My Docs was a girl and I've been here like 8 years. what the hell. : NastyJack
          • :[ : SockMonkeh
          • this is the internet where it doesnt matter : mega man
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            She has pretty red hair :x : pancake humper
            • she's a redhead!? : thetangent
          • what the hell indeed NastyJack, how the hell did you miss that? : deject
          • shacknews is post-gender : datoo
          • I didn't know you were a girl until just now nasty : Jackass1233
        • omfghahahaha : virus
        • ahahahahah : AlexXdude
        • Haha, good one. : CrustaR
        • SockMonkeh, reporting in! : SockMonkeh
        • hahahahah : MagicWishMonkey
        • lol'd : retardhumper
        • OH SHI : Jayx77
        • Boom. : Phil
        • Unbelievable : Optimus Prime
        • yeah seriously, what a fucking cunt. : dahanese
        • brilliant : carnivore
        • hahahaha : randomposter
        • ahahhaha : AllYourBase
        • Posting in this legendary thread. : darkT
        • lol'd oh my : mmaster_pw
        • to the moon with this thread, alice! : jrock
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16768747#itemanchor_16768747 : cjcharv
• hmmmm yeah that is not good. :( maybe we need the oil for food program in reverse or something :( : Downforce
• There are also anecdotal reports that some consumers are hoarding grain stocks. Would that be Jasmine ... : Wolfanoz
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  Wait until we get that black muslim in the white house. it'll be all "no more pizza, mayonaise, oh and K... : Phil
  • black people don't like pizza? god I am so out of touch, i need to watch more BET. : NexusOne
  • If he can get gas back to $2, sure fuck whitey. (I have some shoe polish here somewhere) : baron calamity
  • I'm definitely not voting for Clinton then! : .sticks.
• I blame ethanol. Fuck Iowa and your first cockusis. : rosewood
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  rice shortage?? What caused that?? : Megara9
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    too many people being born in rice-eating countries : MisterPhoton
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      just this season, all of a sudden? : Megara9
      • It was one guy. You wouldn't believe...so many babies : EvilDolemite
      • Was an interesting article about the conflict-risk increase due to the increasing food prices a few weeks... : woddemandred
  • Poor growing conditions in rice-producing countries, coupled with decreased supplies of other grains bein... : algernoN8
  • edgewise, that rice eating bastard. : Visceral Monkey
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    1. over the last few years, retail supply channels reduce warehouse and in-store inventory to reduce over... : Caboose
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      ahh, this makes sense. Thankyou. Edgewise is still not off the hook, though. : Megara9
      • Oh, and it should be pointed out that the crops for this year are expected to increase from last year. : woddemandred
    • Well thought out. : pigvomit
    • +inf! : biskits
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      thankyou for not blaming Australia. which is what the NYpost did : CoRDS
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        we eat too much rice? : shavenewok
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          apparently : CoRDS
          • i love rice :( Doesn't help that I work in a part of town that has the best Vietnamese restaurants. : shavenewok
        • fwied wice : randomposter
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      I've also heard that more resources are being diverted in places like China to raising animals. Not sure ... : Fred Garvin
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        I think in the end, the price the farmers see will return to equilibrium. If they plant less rice and th... : Caboose
        • I actually think it's a bad move for China. Hell, I think we all should be eating less meat. It takes so ... : Fred Garvin
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    too many suburban white kids buying Hondas : mmogger
    • I'm amazed it took this long for a ricer comment. :D : pigvomit
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  Good thing I'm stocked up on money and guns. Good luck fuckers! : jimmy-buffett
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    Do you have enough religion to cling to? Don't forget that! : askedrelic
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      I believe in the Church of Mossberg and the apostle Beretta. : stump
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        I want a pistol-grip Mossberg 500 special purpose with a tactical light on the front. Not that I'm especi... : Psigun
        • I have the 550 and it pretty much rules. : stump
• When we thing of food rationning we think of central planning. This is just store policy. : melt_core
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  As long as there is no shortage of Bacon, chicken nuggets (or strips) or hot dogs, I don't care. : not work safe
  • didnt u hear? all the pigs grew wings and flew away. : mindshot

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  agility helps speed, speed decides who hits first. Also agility helps hitting % and dodging %. Agains... : azenmaster
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    Also, 1 agi = 1 ap : mystifier
    • Rogues 1 agi = 2 ap : Vincenoir
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  Awe shit, so all the other threads got deleted? Man, I wish I would have screenshot some of my favorite c... : ladytrick
  • Uh, no. They're still around, just old. : felicia
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    Eaten by the langoliers... : ZeroSignal
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      I love new people : felicia
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        FRESH MEAT : felicia
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          HOW SWEET : Ride-My-Rocket
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            lets make PIES out of her!! : m0rfus
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              I'll go Mrs. Lovett right back on you! But yes, n00b alert, sorry guyz. Carry on. : ladytrick
              • lol : felicia
        • Hmmm? : Rotten Deadite
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    This might help/be interesting: http://shackfaq.portax.net/about.php All the other threads (AKA chatti... : Nixx2004
    • Hey, thanks. I guess I had a blonde moment, your linked that other old post, I should have known that the... : ladytrick
  • awesome XBL nick : razorblade79
  • Was it mine? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Roll initiative. : woddemandred
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    Roll fizzlebeef. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Big McLargeHuge : trOmblyj
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  So now in ADD I'm playing the "get your training points to max before you level" game instead of the ACTU... : slickdoody
  • just keep levelling up, since you get more TPT as you level up you're going to get better anyways. : azenmaster
  • me too and it's boring as hell. : perstephanie
  • Yeah, I was in the same boat as you, but after I hit lvl 10 I can't stop bitching about the time it takes... : ladytrick
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  Do you almost WANT to lose a fight eventually to go to hospital? the 20 min hospital is way quicker than ... : Skoal^Fyfan
  • Nope -- you regen at the same rate in or out of the hospital. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Eh, not really. Good thing about being in the hospital is you can't be looted, so that's a good time to p... : Nixx2004
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  Man I really thought this was a thread about Attention Deficit Disorder. : Duffman8369
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    me too. guess that game is taking off. i should get involved (goal line blitz isnt enough) : handofthrawn
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      me three, I was thinking about the relevance of add when fighting... must look similar to a narcoleptic s... : razorblade79
      • The other day I was actually using ADD to deal with my ADD - I had a bunch of smallish things to do, but ... : perstephanie
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  Is SailorOfFortune an actual shacker or is he just putting the pic in his profile? I don't remember seei... : MilkDud
  • yeah, I really want to attack that guy too... : boofy
  • Oops. Looks like he's been around a while. : MilkDud
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  Any officers around to give me 15 gas? I'll throw some more stuff in the safe if needed. I'm stuck in n... : MilkDud
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    OK. I think the plan is 1 gas = 1 water, but whatever. : Nixx2004
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      Ok, can I get 10 gas then? I'll give 10 water. : MilkDud
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        Arg, too late. I don't have a ton of water, so I can't give 15 yet, so I'll give 10 and repay the rest l... : MilkDud
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          K, all covered now. Donated 15 total. : MilkDud
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            The 'whatever' was supposed to mean I wasn't too worried about the exchange rate, heh. No stress if you a... : Nixx2004
            • Yea, I know. But I hate being "that guy". : MilkDud
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  Follow-up question: Is it possible to not drive the car? I can't find gas and have plenty of water... : boofy
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    Always plenty of gas and water in the I-68 city. If you need a gas or water loan, just contact myself or... : Ride-My-Rocket
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      Okay...can I borrow some gas then? Need to get back to I-68 from NeoCity. So 17 gas would be awesome (I... : boofy
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        Sent. : Nixx2004
        • thanks! : boofy
        • I just donated the 17 gas back into the safe...hope that was right. : boofy
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    I don't think they have cars listed in the Monster Manual. : Dynotaku
    • 6th Edition recognizes the "Space-Demons-With-Lasers-In-Space Monsters Compendium", adurr. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  Last night, I began compiling info about the items in ADD: names, stats, location, cost, minimum level re... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    i fixed a minor bug where searches would return other people's forum/posts, so now it's ALL PRIVATE. I ca... : afterdoomsday
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      Hmm... so maybe that's not the securest way to go. =P : Ride-My-Rocket
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        post them on the secret forum : azenmaster
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          SM me -- I'm not sure I'm privy to that info yet. : Ride-My-Rocket
          • SM'd : azenmaster
    • I think someone called your mom fat. But then we kicked him out of the clan. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      I hope you dont mind the shack taking over the game :D : naabster
      • I need to find some more people to fight you guys ! how bout this other forum twin of yours where you hav... : afterdoomsday
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    ;) No worries, we've got our own stash of that. lol, and on our own offsite forum. Still worried that on... : ladytrick
    • I think you're trying to trick us, lady. : azenmaster
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      get it guys, she's a trick! omg! : felicia
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        more like a trap! : azenmaster
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          snatch? : m0rfus
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            with teeth! : shortbuscaptain
            • ha ha, a bad case of vagina dentata. http://www.teethmovie.com/ : ladytrick
          • you haz one? : ladytrick
    • omg rofl : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      WHAT A PIG TO TRICK A MAN LIKE YOU DID : Ride-My-Rocket
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        You can't use shack only memes on new people like that, it's just unfair. : Jonathan
        • yeah I agree, what a pig you are : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      does anything you write actually have any brain power behind it? : dahanese
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        Dude, she used a winkie-face. AND she found our secret thread! mrh? : Ride-My-Rocket
        • LAFF : dahanese
        • A tad bit of deja vu, eh? : Kentor
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        I peed on the shack to mark my territory : azenmaster
        • careful not to get an electric shock! : dahanese
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        You still sore at me for all those muggings? *sniff sniff* : ladytrick
        • why would i be? it's part of the game! it's the way you express yourself, hence my comment. : dahanese
        • Sniffing just isn't the same unless it's dognose. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  I am getting my ass kicked by this guy AcidNightmare Can the Shack bust some hurtin on this guy to tea... : sesmaster
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    Link to profile? : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Nm, got him. He won't be bothering you for a few hours. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Yeah he's beating on me pretty bad too. : Rotten Deadite
    • He moved to Neo City after I kept him in the hospital for 1+ hours. Let me know if you need any more hel... : Ride-My-Rocket
  • This guy rapes me like my Bavarian uncle, alas, I am too weak to help. : reelbk
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  Hey, somebody pull a Reinforced Leather Jacket and send it to me (FreshMeat) please? : Rotten Deadite
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    Done. : Nixx2004
    • Thanks! : Rotten Deadite
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  question - is it bad form to attack someone who is online? Some guy just messaged me that I've put him in... : hirez
  • I think so. : Jonathan
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    Yep, it is. Basically would you want it done to you? Trying to train stats, etc and someone puts you in t... : Nixx2004
    • huh. ok, I've been hit a bunch of times while online. ok. good to know. : hirez
  • yeah, do all your attacking while the other player's offline... I don't even try to loot people when they... : prime8
  • It's not "bad," in that it's a perfectly legal way to play, but it can piss people off and invite retalia... : Ojalo1982
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  I just got one-shotted. WTF? I just picked a fight with some level4 cyborg (and I'm lvl5) and he hit ... : Rotten Deadite
  • They probably maxed out their stats. : Jonathan
  • I've had the same experience but he crit me on 4 hits in a row, he was 2 levels below me. : sanchez
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    Yeah, he probably has the maximum number of training points in each of his stats. : Ride-My-Rocket
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      yeah it's kind of a bugger when that happens. i've been trying to remember to train in my downtime at wor... : dahanese
      • I finally maxed out my stats today at L22. Took me since L8 to do that... : Ride-My-Rocket
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  I think I just found a major flaw in the crime EXP ... way waaay waaaaaaay too easy to level up in fact !... : afterdoomsday
  • That would explain why 80% of my attempts this AM are failing. : Ride-My-Rocket

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  did that list just tell me I MUST HEAR slipknot and korn? : Deathlove
  • You just saved me from clicking that link. Thank you. : Tissen
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  Limp Bizkit – Chocolate Starfish & the Hot Dog Flavored Water Really? : Sexpansion Pack
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    unless they are trying to say "you must hear fail" then this list fails miserably : sexninja!!!!
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      I sort of get the impression that this is less a "these are the best albums of all time" list and more of... : Schnapple
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        i like S&M, but i am probably in a minority here : blindi0815
        • i enjoyed it too : Maarten Goldstein
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          I've really tried but I can't stand it. St. Anger works when I'm in the right mood but yeah, it hasn't he... : Schnapple
          • i think the drums killed st.anger for me. some of the songs are so awesome when played live with a proper... : blindi0815
        • I enjoy that album as well. Apparently i'm not a real Metallica fan. : Duffman8369
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        the only problem with S&M is the singing, if metallica was an instrumental band that album would be passa... : boring gegtik
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          Metallica would have always been better as instrumental. Their lyrics since before the Black album hav... : EvilDolemite
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            I've seen the champs live twice and they are so kickass : boring gegtik
            • Instrumentally they are way better than metallica could ever aspire to be. Hypermetal ftw. : boring gegtik
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            err most of their lyrics were typical trash metal stuff and not really 13-year-old angst. i dont see wher... : blindi0815
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              Not emo-angst like today, but raging against the establishment/injustice teenage anger shit : EvilDolemite
              • then we agree to disagree i think : blindi0815
              • I don't give a shit what the content was, I usually see vocals as another instrument anyway. It's the fac... : boring gegtik
  • list discredited : EvilDolemite
  • Maybe they meant 10001 albums that will kill you. : Duffman8369
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    This is the weirdest list I've ever seen. Why are Limp bizkit and Linkin Park on the same list as the You... : genjuro
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      It's probably like the Rolling Stones lists. They don't want to leave anyone out so you can tell they bui... : NastyJack
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        And by The Rolling Stones I of course mean Rolling Stones. : NastyJack
        • Rolling Stone? :D And yeah, I completely agree. When it comes to actual music, Rolling Stone's coverag... : Sexpansion Pack
  • That's so bizarre, because if you're going to pick a Limp Bizkit album, why the fuck pick that one? Three... : SenorSpine
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  fuck this list I listen to whatever the fuck I want. : deject
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    You listen to Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park : snuff
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      fuck that shit. this is not everything in my winamp library, but it's a large portion of it: http://w... : deject
      • http://www.last.fm/user/deject/ : deject
• i think it is an interesting list of contemporary music. a quick guess that i have between 80 and 100 of ... : blindi0815
• yeah half or more of that list is plain retarded. : dopeman
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  Haven't had a thorough look through the list yet, but I already have an issue with it. There are 4 REM... : Sacred Sperm
  • yup : dante2010
• This list fails. : CrustaR
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  needs more jeff buckley : thief
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    Uh, is 'Sketches' really that important? : Sacred Sperm
    • Yup. : thief
• Where are the other 9000? : skitfish
• 50 Cent?! Is this list just trying to fucking piss me off? : ayesel
• I own almost all of the albums from the 50's and 60's : MisterPhoton
• Only 2 Fela Kuti albums?!?! : kramweil
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  10001? that's a bit much. i made a 100 list about a year ago and it was pretty well rounded, and not... : industro
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    it's a typo. should be 100001. : dirge23
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      Yes it was a typo - it should be 1111100110 There are 10 kinds of people in the world... : Schnapple
      • Don't worry, Bender. There's no such thing as 2. : dirge23
• AKA "Here's my entire music collection, I like it and so should you." : Geoffrois
• might as well have Vantage do this. here's 8 trillion albums you need to hear before you die lol inter... : Downforce
• This list is retarded. : c0bra
• wow they narrowed it down to 10001 albums. good fucking job : mega man
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  I was hoping that number was binary. :( : sgtsanity
  • Yea 17 albums wouldn't be so bad. : c0bra
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  their list for the 2000's is terrible : sKetchflow
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    Heh, there's been good [mainstream] music made in the 2000's? : ladytrick
    • Ummm yes. Obviously. : NastyJack
    • Lots. And this is coming from someone who loves his underground hiphop and his weirdo electronica. : aaarrrgh
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  where the fuck is madvillain, and the cold vein, fuck this shit, fuck. : aaarrrgh
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    Sorry Bork Borkel Borkenman, obviously this man does not share your gay love of EL-P. If you love EL-P so... : genjuro
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      I posted just to get a reaction from you. : aaarrrgh
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        I thought Europeans were supposed to be peace-loving polite people. You know, one day I'm going to be in... : genjuro
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          Well, I must be the exception that proves the rule then. : aaarrrgh
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            Shut up. Just shut up. I am tired of this. I hate the Swedish. : genjuro
            • Yes. Yes indeed. But so do we all. That Silversnake is a right bastard. : aaarrrgh
• this is idiotic and useless. : skryte
• Wow, there are SO MANY bad albums on that list it's not even funny. : thetangent
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  pfff this is the only album you must hear before you die Ministry – Psalm 69 (Way to Succeed and the... : -=kodiak=-
  • I dunno, they did at least think to put Digital Underground - Sex Packets on there : Schnapple
• No Alan Parsons, Loreena McKennitt, Dream Theater, Opeth... They don't even list The Crystal Method (w... : Vantage

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  Uncharted: Drakes Fortune : hawthor
  • And Ratchet and Clank Future. The two are my favourite PS3 exclusives. : TwiLyght
• Uncharted is pretty fun, Resistance is a bore, and Motorstorm is ok. : pigvomit
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  Super Stardust HD from PSN. GT5 Prologue if you like racing games. Heavenly Sword is supposed to be ok bu... : pancake humper
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    I'm a big fan of Heavenly Sword and would highly recommend it...as short as it was, it was one of my favo... : Vincent Grayson
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      Isn't Monsters just a tower defense game? I haven't played it so maybe you could explain the huge draw to... : pancake humper
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        The presentation is pretty good. I'm gonna buy it when it goes down in price from $10. : pigvomit
        • The style of it looks really pleasing. It seems like a laid back game but I heard it gets pretty intense ... : pancake humper
      • Yes, it's like tower defense but a lot more fun (IMO)...the variety of towers combined with having to lea... : Vincent Grayson
      • Coop tower defense. It's also has different stage where you need to use different tactics. 1080p. Super c... : razlebol
    • I just finished Heavenly Sword after borrowing it from work and I thought it was fun. I wish it was a li... : bcyde
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  Lair might be fun now that it supports analog. Anyone try the new controls yet? : pigvomit
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    That shit wouldn't be fun if the controller was an actual dragon. : SiW73
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      Did you like Rogue Squadron? It plays pretty much like that. The factor 5 formula... : pigvomit
      • I don't mind the gameplay, I wanted to like the game - like you say, Rogue Squadron with dragons! How ca... : SiW73
    • lol. : ant_hillbilly
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    Yeah, I am curious about it too. Still too expansive though. : razlebol
    • I almost bought it last week used. It was $34.99 and I had a 25% discount coupon. : pigvomit
  • Oo they finally redid them? Tempting. : phokz
• I plan to do the same over the summer. Also for Little Big Planet though - that game looks amazing. : Begawkiness
• I really enjoyed Uncharted. : pun][sher
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  uncharted is one of the best games ive ever played : bozer
  • A lot of fun :) : pun][sher
  • It's true, I played it four times. i was even replaying it today. : Boxelder
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    it's fun, but it's not even in the top 100 for me. Best game on PS3 by a mile though. : cltcprd
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      You can seriously name 100 games better than Uncharted? : SiW73
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        http://top100.ign.com/2005/091-100.html : cltcprd
        • also it's not even in the top 200 all-time on gamerankings.com so it's not like my post is crazy talk. : cltcprd
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          It's better than River City Ransom. These lists often let nostalgia get in the way of reality. : treefingers1
          • ^^^^^ For example, GoldenEye is shit. : SiW73
  • I wouldn't praise it nearly that highly, but it is indeed a lot of fun, glad I gave it a second chance : derelict515
• The quiet part is rather surprising considering that the PSU is internal. I love my Elite but I hope Mic... : Wombat Woo
• You are quite dirty : semaphore
• I was late to the party for Skate for 360 so I got it for the PS3 with a giftcard. Enjoying it. : timaste
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  Ehh, don't listen too anyone saying Drake\Ratchet\ect. They're just PS3 fanboys who've been starved of gr... : locater16
  • *yawn* : pigvomit
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    I hate sony as much as the next guy but Uncharted is really awesome. If you like adventure/indiana jones/... : bozer
    • IAWTP. Ratchet was fun, too, although not my fav in the series. : guido anchovy
  • 3 out of 3 games which ..... are not available for the PS3, in a thread where he asked for PS3 games. : Entity
  • lol : razlebol
  • Can we just ban this idiot now? : Bantis
• PixelJunk: Monsters : melkore
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  Every PS3 "recommend me a game" always involve the same 3 games. When will this change? : Matt Burris
  • MGS4 has to come out sometime. : Kentor
  • when people read threads before they post about them : Boxelder
  • When people realize Everyday Shooter is the one game to rule them all. : pyide
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  WARHAWK : Boxelder
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    haha, I keep thinking about buying this one... : walker270
    • tons of people playing still. : Boxelder
  • I've heard GREAT things about Warhawk. It's one game I've never had time for, but always consider buying... : treefingers1
• Uncharted should be your first priority. : armybob
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  My PS3 is fuckin loud... once the fans need to kick on, oh lordy... its obnoxious. : illwill18
  • I have the same issue. : pigvomit
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  The quietest console you've ever heard? It wasn't long ago that consoles were pretty much physically inc... : DinK
  • my NES is super loud. that damn door is so squeeky everytime I load or unload cartridges! : chilln
• It's not out yet, but Resistance 2 is going to easily justify your purchase. The jump from Resistance 1 ... : treefingers1
• lol the PS3 is sure quiet when its off and you're playing the 360 : gyokuro

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  SON OF A BITCH 8*( : mwasher
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    MISSION FAILED : NFXFSX
    • the sad thing is I triple checked my shacktags : mwasher
• FAILURE : mattfl
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  One week to go! : -sk-
  • I cannot wait !!! hold me :( : mwasher
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  I saw an ad that Rogers Video is giving a $70 video value pack ($70 worth of video rentals?) if you pre-o... : Bull
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    Want to bet it's 70 $1 off a rental coupons? : Fred Garvin
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      Better than $70 worth of popcorn or something. The people there didn't seem to know anything about it ... : Bull
      • Yeah, I got one of their coupon books once. It was like a "$300 value" and there were a few free movies o... : Fred Garvin
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    Where did you see this? : doctorbfunk
    • I got a Rogers ad with the Mississauga News on Friday. : Bull
• Anybody seen any really good deals on this yet? Free overnight shipping would be pretty sweet :D : Degenerate
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  the nrg-500 challenge is PISSING me the fuck off. it was semi easy on the pc because i had MOUSE LOOK an... : oHnOES
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upUOY8-S9W4 : riptyde
    • ive been trying that but i cant get it. ive only tried it a few times though. i read it in the 100% faq... : oHnOES
• Yeah I'm starting to get real excited for this one now. : Entity
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  Is there any reasonably ethical way to procure this game early? : spiderfill
  • get a job at Rockstar : Degenerate
  • yes...if you know certain people or work at certain place :p : Iwannaacura
  • Time travel? As long as you don't meet your future self and get into any kind of time continuum meddling,... : zehh
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  FUCK YEAH. i got a 360 this weekend for it. ADD ME PLZ. xboxlive = feeked : feek
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    you can add me ... same as my shackname go ahead and do it as I may not be logging into my 360 until t... : mwasher
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      alright. i keep forgetting this isnt the wii where we both have to add eachother. i will do it when i get... : feek
      • yea I'll try to remember to just jump on and accept it. I got tons of people on my list who are shacker... : mwasher
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        If you go to xbox.com you can actually add people to your friends list from there. : boredguy
        • Or you can when they're not doing maintenance on it. : boredguy
  • Xbox Live: ryd0gg1 : RyDogg1
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    ill add you now, im watching some shows : oHnOES
    • lol live is down : oHnOES
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    add me blah blah, gamertag is ole gravy legs : pancake humper
    • im adding you, you bastard : oHnOES
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      I thought you sold your 360, I deleted you : Jayx77
      • Jokes on you : pancake humper
  • me too. xbl: classicmfk : mindfk
  • gamertag is grdraconic. hell yeah. going xbl gold for this when it comes out. : draconic
  • boxcutter80 : grifter
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    I'd like to jump on this xbox live friend adding train. xbl: DaSnizz Also, only 8 days left, can't wa... : joesnizzle
    • Just sent friend requests to everyone in this sub-thread : joesnizzle
  • added... : dedgecko
  • add me add me! xboxlive = The Z Word : .faxen
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  read an article about the sound design on the game on gamesradar - I'm so psyched for this game. I rem... : seven
  • Also - hope it doesn't require high def and 5.1 :( I'm stuck on an SD TV with mono at present... : seven
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  Hmm..My amazon says my copy is shipping tomorrow :/ : Skoal^Fyfan
  • ?!?!?! : mwasher
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    That's the rumor on the internets. Pre-orders shipping tomorrow from some places. Newegg being another on... : pancake humper
    • Yeah, shipping tomorrow. Going out on Monday :) I guess. : -sk-
    • ?!?!?! :( I wish they would just let everywhere break the street date on this one. : mwasher
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      I just ordered from Newegg, I really dont want to wait in line at midnight. : Jayx77
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        This game is not going to be sold out anywhere. They have been running copies of it for almost a month no... : pancake humper
        • Except maybe EB/GameStop where it will be sold out because the stores are only ordering 60 copies and hol... : pancake humper
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          but it supposedly went gold a week ago? : pyide
          • no, it was only announced by take two a week ago. The gold master had been finalized and sent to produ... : dedgecko
          • lol, GTA IV has been finished for awhile and has been being pressed. They just announced it during stockh... : pancake humper
  • I usually avoid online preorders but hearing things such as this makes me want to cry for not doing so! : atom519
  • nice, amazon.ca is saying that too. I just preordered, so hopefully it ships tomorrow :) : re4ctor
  • hrmm.... I just pre-ordered it, says delivery estimate is April 30th that delivery estimate better cha... : MagicWishMonkey
  • Huh?? When did you order? I ordered on 3/20 and it says mine won't show up until 5/1. : silent77
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    ok i was planning on going with amazon. doing it now. : feek
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      what the hell, the shipping estimates are all over. 1 day is april 30th, but standard is the 29th?? and f... : feek
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        ok just newegg'd. here's to getitng it tuesday, if not before then. : feek
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          Mine says backorder on Newegg :( : .faxen
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            how could it be backordered?? i better look into this. : feek
            • Doesn't say it anymore, but it did when I initially placed my order. Now it just gives me the pre-order ... : .faxen
  • what the hell, i preordered this like a month ago on amazon with prime shipping and the delivery estimate... : wvuong
  • Mine says April 30th. : afrochops
• You bastards are all going to get it so far ahead of me :( I have it on order from Playasia but we'll se... : snowwolf
• Looks like most of the US retailers already have this in stock and European distributors don't know jack ... : -sk-
• First part of interview with art director: http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=133192 : Carnivac
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  http://gtaremo.ytmnd.com : Wolfanoz
  • <3, pure genius : grayscale
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  I want to know if anybody is having luck getting it early, since it looks like a lot of places are gettin... : opengl128
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    Retailers have the easiest change of getting it early pending you work in those departments. When i wo... : Iwannaacura
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      wow that shit was definitely not cool at the Best Buy I worked at : mwasher
      • yea we had a pretty "young" best buy. Most of the people were all 20-30's. So they knew whats up the med... : Iwannaacura
  • I know at circuit city you arent getting it "early" because the computers wont let you sell it until rele... : chilln
• 1 week....woot. : thejm4n
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  Chances I can just walk into a 'big box' store and buy it without a preorder? : grayscale
  • pretty good, just go to a 24 hour walmart or walk into BB,CC when it opens. : Iwannaacura
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    100%, there will be no shortage of this game... : maulla
    • except at gamestop, eb: "did you preorder" : Merconium
• I wonder if gamefly will get enough copies if I send out mine today, since that's the only game left in m... : Draco
• XD : tomservo
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  Too late to get on this train, I suppose. : Omaha
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    ? Nope : two50six
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      I thought this game was sold out in every possible way by now : Omaha
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        Nope, it is selling out in a lot of places but there are plenty you can still pre-order from : two50six
        • and plenty of places that don't do pre-orders where you can grab it on release day. : pyide
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  Anyone getting it for the PS3? I don't wanna be lonely anymore. :( PSNid - smackpiece : smackpiece
  • Hey to you PS3 brother. I'd sign up for it if everything I Heard here didn't tell me there was no way to... : Omaha
  • im buying it for my bro's ps3. I dont have PSNID yet though ill make one soon then we can shoot eachother... : Iwannaacura
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    So that's why you haven't been on Live :( Traitor. : pancake humper
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      Get a PS3 plz. When HOME comes out we can crash at my virtual apartment where we can watch dog porn on m... : smackpiece
      • Sorry dude. Only Fart pr0n looks good on a 100-foot TV. : baronzemo78
      • I am planning on getting the MGS4 bundle most likely. I want the Gunmetal one if it's not $6,000 and they... : pancake humper
  • i am. psn: zigaroo : zigaroo
  • I have a PS3 but I haven't done any multiplayer stuff yet. That might change with GTA IV. : baronzemo78
  • awww yeah! psnid - dognit : Prototype
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  • 8=====( ~)~~~~ : mwasher
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  I got my copy yesterday. Sucks to be you guys! : Drewus
  • Isn't the Australian one censored? : Jonathan
  • WHAT THE FUCK : atom519
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    if you are lying: BAN, if you are not lying: BAN!! : mwasher
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      i'm lying :D : Drewus
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        BAN : mwasher
        • :( : Drewus
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        where are you getting it from? I figure cheapgames.com.au is the best bet. : aeg1x
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          www.dvdcrave.com.au Those guys have never done me wrong, and i've always gotten new releases a couple ... : Drewus
          • Have you not played it yet? : byorn
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    no you didn't : busdriver3030
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      I DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! : Drewus
      • why aren't you banned yet... grrrr. : mwasher
  • not seeing it here: http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/profile.aspx?GamerTag=drewus01 : byorn
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  My anticipation is reaching EPIC proportions! I have been consuming EVERY bit of info I can find. : AltZero
  • Me too! I worked for one hour today, and spent the remaining seven reading stuff about GTA, and I already... : bundy
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  What is GTA4's "song"? VC had "I Ran (So Far Away)" and San Andreas had "Welcome to the Jungle". Is it "G... : hardfl1p
  • I bet it has Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" in it. : mwasher
  • probably "Get Innocuous" by LCD Soundsystem : Postal
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  I'm pimping out my Girlfriend to try and get me a early copy tonight after class, we are hitting target, ... : RetroRedEyeJr
  • Hahahah. Good luck with that :D : -sk-
  • the game doesnt come out for another week.... good luck trying to pull that off. : Iwannaacura
  • also post pics of how she looks in her braless outfit too. : Iwannaacura
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    I doubt they even have physical stock yet. : Fred Garvin
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      yea it's apparently shipping to stores tomorrow : mwasher
      • However, this should not deter him from posting naked pics of his GF on the Shack. After all we would all : Fred Garvin
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      thats not true Fred I have mine already : MisterPhoton
      • You suck, but my point still stands. I bet most places don't have stock. It takes a long time to manufact... : Fred Garvin
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    hey I got a copy early from a friend who works at Target, they got them today. I'll sell it to you for nu... : MisterPhoton
    • east coast? : RetroRedEyeJr
  • i will overnight you a copy of the game tomorrow* if you post your gf's tits on the shack. *may not re : mindfk
  • lol we tried circut city first and of course the first person to ask if they could hepl her was of unknow... : RetroRedEyeJr
• New screenshots from IGN: http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/827/827005/imgs_1.html New interview fro... : -sk-
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  You know, for all the media which has come out for this game recently, I've yet to see any straight-up ga... : Entity
  • Embargo ends this week so I'm sure we'll see something before the release. : -sk-
  • gameplay footage should be up tonight or tomorrow as many places are probably receiving shipments. : Iwannaacura
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  I wasn't eager for this game until I was told about the multiplayer. That's going to rock hard tasty soc... : Grumbeld
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    "rock hard tasty socks" 8| : mwasher
    • Sometimes I refuse to make sense. : Grumbeld

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  Ahhh, the Good To Go pic. Classic. : pimpium
  • which one is that? : sKetchflow
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  uhm some of the unclothed pictures are also "kinda young" as in 16 year old like that cheerleader girl th... : Hoax
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    nevermind i was wrong. googled the news. i mixed up stories. thats becca manns and she is 19. : Hoax
    • I was getting the same impression so you think all these girls are legal? : Jenings
  • I got the same impression. ABORT! : ashkie
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  Pointy elbows? http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Single/Anorexic.jpg.html : mojo the helpr monke
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    hahahahahaha her smile seems to say "i'm so pretty. so pretty so pretty so pretty so pretty so prettty pr... : [fry]
    • and then rips the head off : rosewood
• The Internets has phailed you! : cjcharv
• http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Heterochromia_NN/Epic_motivator.jpg.html : dirge23
• http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Pro/LeonidasDebbie.jpg.html : doomed

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• Oh shit! Time to leave work. : dmason
• The unlocks only, or Goldrush too? : EvilDolemite
• I think we would have heard something about it before now if this was it. : Horn
• O_O : Downforce
• nothing on my Steam page >< : itsjeff9
• *runs out the door for home* : MisterClaw
• nothing here? : sanchez
• OMFG, I am speeding home right this second : Trips
• lies! : ant_hillbilly
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  nope, just a small update :( : thekidd
  • Awww. :( : dmason
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  Only thing updating in Steam for me is Garry's Mod. : My Documents
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    :[ : manero
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      yep only garry's mod : manero
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        garry's mod has been perpetually updating ever since I purchased it. Anyone know how to stop this madn... : dedgecko
        • Right-click, pause update, right-click, resume update always works for me. : My Documents
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  ok - steam updating... lets see if TF2 updates... : virus
  • It did for me ... :-) : Nation
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  look what I can do! :D http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrFlammable/stats/TF2 : DrFlammable
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    you just broke the internet. Nice work : itsjames
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      I can still get to mine : Nation
      • look closer bricks will be shat : itsjames
  • >:( : DrWaffles
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    hahahahaah oh the stats must be corrupted and crashing again Most damage: 89,971 (as Spy) Most b : Downforce
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      nope, that is accurate. that 89,891 damage was from one backstab. Ask Jackhammer Johnson. I was trying to... : DrFlammable
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        lol what. come on now. that one back stab would have to hit like 450 people at the same time. man why... : Downforce
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          It's not stats fucking up. I backstabbed Jackhammer Johnson when I got that record. : DrFlammable
          • also: not hacking. why would i post it if i was hacking, anyways. haha : DrFlammable
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            I'm still /boggle. you did 90 THOUSAND damage in no longer than 9:38. lolwhat. don't fuck with me h : Downforce
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              I'm not fucking with you. There were only 3 people in the server when I got the damage record anyways, an... : DrFlammable
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                I...just... uhhh.... well then could a sniper fully charged do like 1.8 trillion damage on a headshot or... : Downforce
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                  I'm just going to say that it's not a stat bug nor me hacking any of valve's shit. : DrFlammable
                  • He didn't hack, and it's not a bug, trust me I was there. : FlamingGimp
            • No kidding, I have 10 backstabs and my damage record is only 4,500 as Sniper..so obviously there's some s... : EvilDolemite
      • He did. He backstabbed me so hard it did 90k damage. : FlamingGimp
    • decent damage, mine's over 10 million as spy, though. : lakren
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    And that's why stats don't mean shit in this game. The whole thing needs to be reset for everyone. Start ... : K1Bond007
    • haha that's not a bug at all, fyi. : DrFlammable
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    Too bad your medic stuff won't get you unlocks, heh. : Bob_Loblaw
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      why not? : DrFlammable
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        Well for the in-round stuff. I figured you'd spent a while doing this and I thought I read that anything ... : Bob_Loblaw
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          Even if the achievements aren't retroactive, I'm not worried about it. I can take care of it easily. :) : DrFlammable
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            not if you have a terrible accident and both your hands have to amputated. : datoo
            • That's true. I guess I better hope that doesn't happen! : DrFlammable
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    Look at my Longest Life: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197961298870/stats/TF2 Hahah nearl... : EvilDolemite
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      That's a bug, though. Mine are not. ;) except for my most time alive as Demo, that is a bug. : DrFlammable
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        That backstab is horseshit! : EvilDolemite
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          If you don't believe me ask Jackhammer. : DrFlammable
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            No I mean it's a bug, just like the longest life. Backstabs just don't do that kind of damage. : EvilDolemite
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              You have to realise that both the level design and coding divisions of Valve have been approaching Flamma... : A Sponge
              • I thought they were fighting over which group got to nuke him from orbit. Oh well, my mistake. : omnova
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                Haha, so far you are the closest person in this thread to guess why my stats are like that. :D : DrFlammable
                • I'm on to you!!!! /shakes fist must be some mod, server setting, something. there is something afoot ... : Downforce
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                  You wouldn't have anything to do with this achievementbox map, now would you? : omnova
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                    nope, these stats were all made on dustbowl : DrFlammable
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                      With my help. : FlamingGimp
                      • I'm actually really curious. Is it reproducible? : omnova
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                  Yesterday you told everyone who would listen, and many more who wouldn't, what you were up to, doofus. : A Sponge
                  • :D you win! : DrFlammable
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            Did the force of it crush him through the map? Gib him? : Merconium
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              Haha no, it was just a backstab that looked like anything you would see on the shack server. : DrFlammable
              • That's too bad. It should have sent the physics engine nuts. : Merconium
    • only 5? i have 54 hours. http://steamcommunity.com/id/mmmmmoo/stats/TF2 : Mmmmmoo
  • http://steamcommunity.com/id/rosewood/stats/TF2 - all of my stats are legit : rosewood
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    http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970477008/stats/TF2 wtf, why isn't my stats that good like : Maddog_Delphi97
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      Are you trying to bait me Maddog? : rosewood
      • No, Rosewood. : Maddog_Delphi97
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      wow, 400+ hours? Impressive. : bipolar
      • :D : Maddog_Delphi97
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    This subthread is hilarious, you guys are A) focusing on the wrong thing and B)overreacting. keep it u... : FlamingGimp
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      I'm having clue overload. I need The Mystery Machine to show up and help me out. it's so blatantly con : Downforce
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        My current guess is, based yesterday's inquisitions, that DrFlammable created a plugin that made players ... : omnova
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          Ok, from one backstab. So much for that theory. : omnova
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            I think there's a flag of "two hundred times more" somewhere. afaik there isn't a "crit" backstab. it'... : Downforce