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• O_O : Bean
• Oompa Loompa Prom Night : RomSteady
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  and here's what they'll look like when they're 70: http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/hotproperty/arc... : the archvile
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    It's Bob Barker's and John McCain's illegitimate black baby! : RomSteady
    • Orange baby you racist. : sKetchflow
• Look's like lakren had fun at the prom : H@rvester
• if their faces are really that color then the world is a sad sad place : shred.
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  that has to be a joke right? : Unleashed
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    : | http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2006/07/purpl... : djkenohki
    • HAHAHA. the girl i am seeing has met the guy in the first picture. : d0pamine
    • AJHAHHAHAH http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/02/hcwdb-of-week-millennium-bag.html : ctlaltl33t
• did they use those tanning lotions? lol, if one application is good, 3 must be better! how did the girl... : vassili_zaitsev
• Good grief! : xZanU
• Willy Wonka should come with a warning label from now on : RikiTiki2
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  Oh, Hey Alien Bob. http://fukung.net/v/3007/AlienBob01.jpg : great-white
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    WTF? WTF WTF WTF : reelbk
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      that's from some weird photo gallery where the artist was trying to make some sort of point about humanit... : RikiTiki2
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        I'd like to see the rest. I wonder if they're similarly WTF. : davantalus
        • nm, read further down. : davantalus
  • lol : pyide
  • That's from a set called 'Her Place' by American surrealist photographer Charlie White (b. 1972 Philadelp : notd665
  • Alien Bob gonna rape a creamy bitch. : sKetchflow
  • Laffo, that rules. : xZanU
  • Where the normie womenz at? : lodit
• I love that fucking picture : Degenerate
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  Oh my god, that guy. There's a great thread on some UFC forum where they just rip that guy and his friend... : lookitzpancakes
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    all i remember is it had mma in the url : synack
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      Dammit, someone must have that bookmarked! : lookitzpancakes
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        The original forum thread of that I had bookmarked was at: http://www.sherdog.net/forums/showthread.php?t... : DingoStoleMyBaby
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          Damn, that sucks....cool that you still have the link though. : lookitzpancakes
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            I have Lee Hotti's myspace bookmarked also :[ http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vie... : DingoStoleMyBaby
            • hahahaahhahhaa nice : lookitzpancakes
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  3rd best flowchart ever: http://fukung.net/v/8331/eda86e22c4d0575c8f06e2ccc72e63cf.jpg : DOOManiac
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    More charts need to (rock out). : Sarcastro
    • http://xkcd.com/210/ : DOOManiac
  • Haha, I love it :D : Noobler
  • I'm so printing this out and putting it up in my cubicle : action roommate
  • This is fantastic. : omnova
  • Genius : mr.sleepy
  • This song would be legenwait for itdary on rock band. Maybe they're waiting for the release of the piano/... : Prozium
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    3rd best? That is THE best flowchart ever! I'm going to enlarge it and print it poster-sized and hang it ... : Bean
    • alright Bean!!! >:D : Colleton
• I want to introduce those 2 to Mr. Left and Mr. Right : red2lucas
• lolz http://fukung.net/v/247/100m_finish.jpg : timmie
• You want to laugh, over at Sherdog there was a thread going for quite a while. We laughed our asses off a... : Hatchetforce

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  virtual valerie. my teenage years were spent making her clit go woowooowoowwoooowooowowwoooow then me ji... : bfzzzz
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    Seek help. : Sebastian-TEC
    • yeah i know. i have gotten a few whores for manual stimulation, even paid a hundred fiddy for some vagin... : bfzzzz
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  Tetris : drucifer
  • more like Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers : Postal
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  That's a big gap, there's no way i could pick a single game : Drewus
  • It Came From The Desert is up there though : Drewus
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  hounded on the c64 : shavenewok
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    FUCK THAT 2IN1 WAS THE BEST ON C64 : bfzzzz
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      how can you limit to one though? Wizball, wonder boy, thing on a spring, elite, bionic commando, head ... : shavenewok
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        true, but the one that stands out in my mind is 2in1. the flight sim faggotry was crap, but the space sh... : bfzzzz
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          that's about the time it took to load too : shavenewok
          • Oh, yeah, loved those half hour load times. And games on cassette tape! : Arctic Fox
      • Wonder Boy! Good call! : nudelphi
• Civilization, or possibly Colonization. I played both of those A LOT. : SilverSnake
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  Starcraft : [7]kami
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    Didn't that come out in '98? : Sebastian-TEC
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      that's correct - even Warcraft II came out in late 1995 : Postal
      • O shi. I thought SC came out in '94. My bad. : [7]kami
      • which was an awesome game too : kainen1
• PC/Console/Overall? PC: Probably either Wing Commander 2 or Space Quest III Console: FF1 or Mario ... : riptyde
• PC: Descent Console: Too many to rate properly. : SolrFlare
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  X-Wing Series : thewindcriesmary
  • Seconded. I loved these games. : Arctic Fox
• Civnet. First time a game really addicted me. : thekidd
• Yeah, Starcon 2 or Descent : kainen1
• Command and Conquer / Mechwarrior 2. We got our first real computer around 1996 though so I wasn't playin... : aeg1x
• Wasteland : smax
• Doctor. : anhero
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  smb3 : xxiv
  • ^^^^^^ : changejar419
• Yoshi's Island :[ : dognose
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  Quakeworld : red2lucas
  • He said 1995, not 1996 : Old_Fart
• Until 1995 all I had to play was a ZX Spectrum - so Spy Hunter :( : SpaecKow
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  TIE Fighter : Evil Benius
  • Definitely gets my vote on PC. First 8 hour gaming session. : zakazi
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  Wing Commander, probably. : woddemandred
  • on the Amiga, of course. : woddemandred
• Descent for sure. It was the first PC game bought for our first PC, and is probably the cause of my obses... : Noobler
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  Ultima VII. : dirge23
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    Ah but which part? :p Black Gate was better cause u could kill Spark. : nudelphi
    • I consider both games with the expansion packs to be one game overall. Ultima VII has more of that sandbo... : dirge23
• Mech Warrior 2 : hirez
• sonic, wonderboy, shinobi i loved my game gear warcraft 2 : dfz0r
• Wolfenstein 3D : phate81
• Mike Tyson's Punchout : PapaBoo
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  C=64 Gunship. I don't think any game has gotten taken as much time from me. : AxeMan808
  • Same! (Gunship C-64) Followed by Ultima IV (Commodore 64). : MatthewPhillips
• Final Fantasy VI : Stage
• I don't know if this was in that time period but I remember the first real computer game I got into besid : DM7
• too many to think of, but I put a lot of quarters into Mortal Kombat 2 : tunis5000
• starcon2, doom2 (wtf, not in the list yet!?), sf2, smb3 : duderonomy

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  Wintermute : shavenewok
  • Agreed! : Sebastian-TEC
• There's a question? SHODAN is vastly more sinister than GlaDOS. : Arcanum
• HAL : dmason
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  Johnny Five, he'll do ANYTHING to stay alive. : thewriter
  • Worst. Blowjob. Ever. : shavenewok
• Shodan by a mile : sanchez
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  SHODAN, also was a more fun boss fight imo. : getfrisky
  • Nah : thewriter
• HAL-9000 : DrWaffles
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  SHODAN would kick GLaDOS's ass, no contest. : Haku-Jin
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    let's say both shodan and glados somehow end up in the same facility/ship/whatever, and both struggle for... : sch44cker
    • SHODAN would kick GLaDOS's ass, no contest. : Haku-Jin
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  GladOS is not sinister. : EvilDolemite
  • Agreed. GladOS was not sinister. Much. Well, she sure scared the crap out of me when I was told to ass... : IHATEDUST
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    Until you incinerate the morality module that was installed after she flooded the Enrichment Center with : OverloadUT
    • Nah, not even then. Insane perhaps, but not sinister. Even "egomaniacal" is arguable. : Arcanum
    • Yea, but to be fair the Deadly was in massive sarcasm quotes : uglysad
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    GladOS is sinister. How is she not sinister? Seriously. : SpaecKow
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      Because, IMO, she has good intentions. This is based on a long theory I previously wrote about (which is : K1Bond007
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        Even if she doesn't have good intentions, she's still not sinister. She's too bughouse-nuts to be sinist... : Arcanum
        • You don't have to be rubbing your palms and twiddling your fingers to be sinister. Sinister just means me... : SpaecKow
  • Agreed. As great as GladOS is, she's like a Zero Calorie Diet Shodan. : DOOManiac
• Skynet : NFXFSX
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  Durandal : SolrFlare
  • nice. : mankeroo
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  how do you leave out HAL : feek
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    sorry I must have missed 2001: the game, only pro: it's got LOTS OF PLAY TIME : thewriter
    • He didn't say game AI, he said fictional AI. : Arcanum
• SHODAN, clearly. She literally warped reality itself to remake the universe in her image. : Conan
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  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserker_(Saberhagen) : sKetchflow
  • would you like to suck my cock BERRRRSERRRRKERRRRR : thewriter
• the zionist-run media : stamps
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  Man, this is some marvel comics message board bullshit. : great-white
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    Eh, it's not that bad. The question is pretty clear, and the answer doesn't particularly depend on the u... : Arcanum
    • Dang, I wonder who would... : great-white
• Definitely HAL. : Begawkiness
• While GLaDOS is homicidal, she is nowhere near as sinister or egomaniacal as SHODAN. SHODAN believes she... : deject
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  AM : GloriousCow
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    Easily. For those who don't know, a computer game was based on this short story: http://web.archive.org/w... : sgtsanity
    • I went to a panel at Worldcon 97 called "social issues and body modification in transhuman science fictio : Conan
    • I can't believe I've never read that. : windowpane
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  40licks : mechanicalgrape
  • he's really been off his game lately. ever since the shack updated his footprint's pretty much gone : RikiTiki2
• 01 : capt tripps
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  Colossus. From Colossus: The Forbin Project. He actually managed to take over the world, unlike the o... : creeping-judas
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    Is that a game? Yea, for some reason if shodan and glados are so powerful and intelligent, why do they k... : sch44cker
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      Movie. Older. Pretty good. Has a bit of cold war stuff in it. The U.S. and Soviets both create "T... : creeping-judas
      • Destruction, even. : creeping-judas
      • Sounds cool, where can I get it? : sch44cker
• V'GER : pigvomit

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• Good read : Mondo
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  I love the Stardock guys. Seriously...the dudes at Stardock have good heads on their shoulders. And... : Rice-Rocketeer
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    Now rice-rocketeer, all we need is someone like Stardock to make us a Vampire Bloodlines type game and we... : SpaecKow
    • :O MY MIND = BLOWN. *Fap, fap.* : Rice-Rocketeer
• just for listing total annihilation i am going to go buy this Sins game thingy tomorrow : blarrr
• Two thumbs up. Would read again. : capt tripps
• this should be posted in every PC gaming or piracy thread. : aeg1x
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  Interesting read. It's an interesting perspective on piracy, but I don't know if I totally agree with it.... : rustified
  • Personally I went through this continual cycle of upgrading my pc to play the touted latest and greatest ... : massdev
  • He listed bioshock as a game he enjoys playing not as a game that supports his ideas. : thewindcriesmary
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    He lists it as a game he likes as a consumer, not a game that is supported by the market. What that re... : cannelbrae
    • Bioshock yes, HL2 no. HL2 is a very successful game. Partly because it does run on so many PC configurati... : aeg1x
• great comments, thanks for the link : MikkleThePickle
• Shit I am really digging this dude. : timaste
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  Interesting read, they make some good points. I like those guys. There are few western developers outside... : Hoax
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    x installations allowed has now been taken off. : SpaecKow
    • Hmn yeah but even after the patch movement and mouse controls feel extremely sluggish. The core gameplay ... : Hoax
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    According to the numbers I've seen, Crysis sellthrough ... very poor relative to the investment EA made i... : cannelbrae
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      According to Ea it went platinum which should be around 1 million copies. Its still in the top ten in the... : Hoax
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        I remember seeing that Crysis cost somewhere around $20 million to develop. So, yeah, with a million sold... : Autocrawler
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          development costs don't include distribution / packaging / advertising though afaik. I don't know how big... : aeg1x
          • Often higher than the dev cost itself. particularly advertising. :( : cannelbrae
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  i think that guy is still kind of missing the point on copy protection. copy protection hurts paying cust... : JINKY
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    I think you need to read the article again : MikkleThePickle
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      what? i'm just talking about the "because we're nice guys" part and i'm saying, no, it's not, it's becaus... : JINKY
      • The real big reason for copy protection is to hold off the time between retail release and the crack. The... : DarkWolf5
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        hmm.. it's pretty amazing to me that you are still not understanding this article. You say he's missing t... : MikkleThePickle
        • ^^^^^^^ I think Jinky missread that bit. : SilverSnake
  • lol did you even click on the link, let alone read the article? : jackalope
  • wow u fail on all fronts : thewindcriesmary
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    But it is 100% effective in stopping casual piracy. I think you're making the mistake of the game develo... : bipolar
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      but casual piracy isn't the real problem : Clay
      • It isn't, because these measures are taken. If all games for the last decade had zero copy protection, c... : bipolar
• this pretty much sums it up for me on how i feel about copy protection Our customers make the rules, not : smacknca
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  my friends tell me that pirate copies of games almost always include a txt file telling you to buy the ga... : XchumpoX
  • The pirates aren't the people who crack the game. The pirates are the people who download it and play thr... : cannelbrae
• now that's an admirable attitude to have about game dev : vynn
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  Thanks for this link. Very good read and the dude totally has a point. Come to think of it, i might have ... : [7]kami
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    I was thinking about doing the same. I'm interested in Sins, everyone speaks very highly about it, I just... : SilverSnake
    • Won't have time to play it tho. Gotta level the warlock. :) : [7]kami
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  Awesome read! While the other devs talk out of thier buttocks and blames pirates this one actually comes ... : samduhman
  • *cough* cliffybitch *cough* : sch44cker
• What he says really should be taken as common sense by developers and publishers. Sad that it isn't. : phate81
• Excellent read. : Arctic Fox
• This gets under my skin. A lot of what he said was basically an insult to gamers everywhere, the other ha... : pixelat3d

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• Holy CARP! I am. :D : wytefang
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  maybe we'll finally get some fucking tyranids : GloriousCow
  • fuck i hope so :( : Unleashed
  • If they don't have tyranids again it'll be a huge fucking disappointment. >:( : Psigun
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    I am hoping for Tyranids and a larger battlefield scope / zoom level this time. : enyakk
    • fuk yes. and zerg! and spaceships!!! : radula
  • damn straight : chazums
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  That looks like the silhouette of a Tauren to me :( : SpaecKow
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    its definitely a space marine: http://uk.games-workshop.com/spacemarines/who-are/images/marine-vignette.j... : GloriousCow
    • OSHIT : SpaecKow
    • Nicely spotted :) : jbury
    • Second one has a gap, the first one doesn't, but other then that they are suspiciously similar in the sil... : SilverSnake
    • I knew it was a Power Fist immediately, but that seals it. COMMENCE FAPPING : node
  • I was thinking Arrakoa : fishbone
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  For the fucking Emperor. : Albemuth
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    FOR CHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS! : Sebastian-TEC
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      Xeno spotted. FOR THE EMPEROR!!! : Moonbase Commander
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        SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK! : Sebastian-TEC
        • Bless the mind too small for doubt! : SpaecKow
    • i live to serve... : radula
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    Even in death, I still serve : marmite
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      This just sucks. : Sebastian-TEC
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        dreadnaughts ftw... or did I quote it wrong? : marmite
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          No. You got the quote right. It just sucks, the guy died, but he still has to serve even after he died. G... : Sebastian-TEC
          • oh I see! lol : marmite
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            You've got it wrong, the Dreadnaughts are hardcore beach bums: http://evenindeathistillsurf.ytmnd.com... : jasoncrowley
            • \mn/ : nomaad
  • witchcraft, heresy, and mutation! : Postal
• I want Tyrannids + just one type of resource/capture point. Simple economy, flat and diverse tech tree...... : SpaecKow
• Ugh, do want. also want to get good at RTS games : Noobler
• Where's the tyranids? : Nullzero
• my god exclusive access to FM Live Beta! : lausai
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  omfg football manager live beta WANT : Foxhawk
  • yeah fuck dawn of war 2! STATS PAGES IS WHERE ITS AT! : dantastic
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  With Starcraft 2 on the horizon my interest in DOW2 is small. Very very small. Which is a shame, cause th... : [7]kami
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    Nothing wrong with lovin both is there? I know I will be. ;) : samduhman
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      Would love to, but i don't have the time for that. WoW + SC2 = lol. : [7]kami
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        WoW itself is lol at playing any other games. : Evil Benius
        • Figured if there was a game that can make the difference, it's SC2. Double e-crack. : [7]kami
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    I wouldn't be surpised at all if the 3 races in DOW2 are Space Marines, Eldar and Tyranids. : thewindcriesmary
    • Three? More like 10. There are already nine in Soulstorm. : Lone Swordsman
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    I'm completely the other way around. Now that I'm thinking about DOW2 I've forgotten all about Starcraft ... : marmite
    • I'm the same, I never really got into SC but I love the DoW game and expansions : jbury
    • IAWTP. : Autocrawler
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      Judging the Warhammer Online i've just seen at a friends house, times have changed radically. What a ... : [7]kami
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        I don't play MMO's or even have an interest in "fantasy" style games. goblins, dragons, elves, swords and... : marmite
        • Touché : [7]kami
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    I think SC2 will be polished and balanced like no other. DoW2, I would hope for ground breaking and inter... : geedeck
    • This is right on the money. Having said that. Relic are pretty damn awesome at what they do. : marmite
• A moment of laxity spawns a lifetime of heresy. : DM7
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  Heresy grows from idleness. : nephilem
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    Someone needs to tell this to 3D Realms. :( : Sebastian-TEC
    • They would reply: "Eat shit and die!" : sch44cker