Nicholas Martin Breckon Has Got It Going On
Nicholas, I beg of you. Please call this whole thing off. I don't want to hurt you. You are not invincible. I don't want to do this. Don't make me...
Nicholas, I beg of you. Please call this whole thing off. I don't want to hurt you. You are not invincible. I don't want to do this. Don't make me hurt you. Please.
Maybe this song, written with sincere apologies to Flight of the Conchords, will help:
Hey there Nick, I see you looking down
Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown
Just because Sponge gets more traffic than you
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do
Sure you're weedy and kinda sly
But some site out there must be needy for a weedy sly guy
They want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay
Just hear me out when I say
Nick, you've got it going on
Everyone gets to know your personality
When they get to know your masochistic tendency
I said Nick, you've got it going on
Not in a gay way
Just in a hey man, I wanted to say
That you're doing okay way
Why can't a Shacknews guy tell a Shacknews guy
That he thinks his actions were fly
Not all the time, obviously
Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem
Don't let anybody tell you you're not hirable
Because you're desirable
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
If I say you have a boom ow ow
Come on Nick, help me out now
Nick, you've got it going on
Well that's the conclusion that I've come to
But that doesn't mean that I want to hurt you
Nick, you've got it going on
No doubt about it
We'd be getting crazy
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady
Oooooh if one of us was a lady
And I was your man, if I was your man
Well sometimes it gets lonely
And I ne-heed a woman
And I imagine you with some bosoms
In fact, one time when we touring
And I was really lonely
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel
I put a wig on you
When you were sleeping I put a wig on you
And I just laid there and spooned you
Oh, Nick you've got it going on.
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Cause Nick to receive physical injury. Capture it on video. Post on the shack!