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Chapped Hands?

by Jack Mathews, Mar 09, 2000 2:28pm PST
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Well here's the answer in yet another strange story. CNN.COM reports Nintendo handing out protective gloves in settlement. That's right, it seems that all the people playing Mario Party are getting blisters and cuts on their hands. I don't think it's from the game, though :) Irregardless, Nintendo now has to give each household with Mario Party up to four protective gloves! Yep, that's right. God bless America.




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  • underbookification is in Websters, by the way. It means:


    Underbookification originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that \"there is no such word.\" There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use \"book\" instead.





    ;)

  • #50: So you\'re saying i can add any prefix and/or suffix to any word and it will be a technically, grammatically correct word? i can take the word \"book\" and create the word \"underbookification\" and be grammatically correct? sorry but that\'s just wrong, no matter who might have said it. i actually have read books on grammar and english usage, and i find the concept you\'re suggesting to be utterly ludicrous. please point me to a reference that will confirm this rule. i\'ve read plenty and i\'m sure i would have noticed a rule like that.






  • #47: I can\'t think of a way to prove it to you, it\'s just somethin I know. A friend of mine does Linguistics at uni and my father was an English teacher so I pick up all these strange facts about grammar and speech. The best thing to do would be to check out some grammar or linguistics textbooks if your that keen. I may be wrong, but as far as I know that\'s the way it works. I must admit I didn\'t believe it the first time I heard it either.

    (Oh remember where I heard it now. I was in my English class in Year 11 and my teacher was giving us a class on grammar after correcting essays.... yeah pretty boring I know... we fooled around making stupidly long words in class)
















  • #25: the difference there is that drills aren\'t made for you to use on your fingers. but mickey d\'s coffee is supposed to come in contact with your flesh, and according to that article they were serving it at a temperature that would give you 3rd degree burns if you drink it right away. in that case it is dangerous to use it for its intended purpose. on the other hand, everybody knows coffee is hot, and that it will hurt if you spill it on yourself or drink it too fast. i have a scar from third degree burn from \"household\" coffee that i got when i was six years old. i wonder why mcdonald\'s wasn\'t considered negligent *before* someone spilled the coffee on their crotch. probly because it is a fact of life that hot coffee is hot. seems like she got hurt pretty bad though, which sucks. but i bet if she were at her neighbor\'s house and burned herself with a cup of coffee, she wouldn\'t be suing.





  • You know, I had Jury Duty for the first time a few weeks ago (after being threatened with a fine and imprisonment if ignored my final summons. :) I remember it as an experience to sit on my ass for 2 days as much as a chance to reinforce my cynicism.

    The civil case was about some old lady suing the city of new york for an \"improperly maintained sidewalk curb\" because she slipped and fell while getting out of her cab, twisting her ankle. Oh, and this happened way back in 1988 if I remember right. When the judge asked if any of us potential jurors had any problems being fair and impartial in this particular case, half of us (of 30 or so) said yes and were excused.

    pfft.