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Evening Reading

by Chris Faylor, Feb 05, 2008 8:20pm PST

I figured you folks would fancy a fresh canvas to fill with your humorous anecdotes!

And a sampling of today's video game news, in the off chance you find yourself interested in that sort of thing:







  • Dear Developers of Advance Wars: Days of Ruin.

    In particular, the person that wrote Waylain Flies Again.

    Far be it from me, a mere casual gamer, to plumb the ultimate depths of your stupidity. How can I describe my loathing, my deep and burning hatred for you? I shall start off by calling you a failure. You are a failure at your job, you are a failure with your life, and the only thing that is preventing your house being burned down is the fact that some vengeful gamer has not located your house and put a big pushpin on google maps. Why, why could you possibly think it was a good idea to have absolutely no factories except the ones next to your HQ? Why did you think it was a good idea to put a gigantic mountain range in the middle of the map, making units take 6 turns to reach the enemy? Why did you think that giving the enemy an easily defendable, and large quantity of cities, and an air commander would possibly be fun? I am currently sitting at turn 55, no closer to victory than turn 1. With the amount of time it takes to get across the map, the enemy not only has the counter unit built, but deployed in the best possible spot.

    I am seriously thinking of stopping this campaign just because this mission is so awful.

    XOXO Die in a Fire
    Cottc Cid