Dangerous High School Girls Attack!

by Nick Breckon, Feb 04, 2008 2:35pm PST

Play the demo of the board game-styled video game that is sweeping across the small-town girl gaming scene of America! Play Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble!

I'll let the game's website do the dirty work: "Welcome to 1920s Brigiton, USA! This fantastical little town is the home of wily young girls, steadfast boys, and small-minded adults. Discover the town's destructive secret, pass judgement, expel the wicked, and then graduate with style."

Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble boasts these fabulous features:

Confront oppressive adults and malicious peers.
Defeat their avarice with naughty little games.
Win useful tools like lip rouge, crowbars, boyfriends, and cigarette lighters.
Victory after victory, you'll increase their talents and challenge tougher foes.
Hook up with all 13 boyfriends.
At least 20 hours of story and gameplay.

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By: Dynotaku x Show Full Post

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If dating games were realistic, the guy gets girl games would have you jumping through all kinds of hoops to land a honey, but in the reverse of this, how hard can it be. It seems like all you'd need is a 'bend over and present' button and you'd win.

Guy: Wanna do it?
Girl: Get lost creep.

vs.

Girl: Wanna do it?
Guy: Duh.

Feb 04, 2008 4:48pm PST

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If dating games were realistic, the guy gets girl games would have you jumping through all kinds of hoops... : Dynotaku
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- That's assuming that getting some ass is the end goal. If that was it, yeah, it'd be pretty easy. But the... : WildDanimal

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Man, how hypocritical can things get? "Hook up with 13 boyfriends", "Win useful tools such as boyfriends". If a game like this were made for men and they claimed the same "Fabulous features" such as "Hook up with 13 girls" and "Win useful tools such as girlfriends" the game would immediately be bashed by every female rights oriented group on the planet for being misogynist and objectifying women.

Feb 05, 2008 7:55am PST

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Man, how hypocritical can things get? "Hook up with 13 boyfriends", "Win useful tools such as boyfriends... : adampk17
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  It's supposed to be a joke. And the Man Game actually was made, so yeah. : geedeck
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    Which "man game" are you refering to? : adampk17
    - Leisure Suit Larry? : pharoah mike

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By: IHATEDUST x Show Full Post

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Over 9000 Boyfriends?? What???

Feb 04, 2008 2:52pm PST

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Over 9000 Boyfriends?? What??? : IHATEDUST
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- In a row? : nurglich
- LOL, Clerks ftw : adampk17

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By: pimpium x Show Full Post

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I played this last night. Made it to the end of the demo. It's a simple board game style game. Can't say I would pay 20 bucks for it though.

It was a diversion.

Feb 05, 2008 6:27am PST

I played this last night. Made it to the end of the demo. It's a simple board game style game. Can't say ... : pimpium

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By: Lemming4242 x Show Full Post

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Sounds like Samuel L. Bronkowitz has started a game company...

Feb 04, 2008 11:16pm PST

Sounds like Samuel L. Bronkowitz has started a game company... : Lemming4242

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By: Wandergeist x Show Full Post

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It really sounds like this post is about 56 days early.

Feb 04, 2008 4:36pm PST

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It really sounds like this post is about 56 days early. : Wandergeist
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- that one took me a second. : anhero

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By: xpaladin x Show Full Post

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GOTY competition starting early this year, I see

Feb 04, 2008 5:37pm PST

GOTY competition starting early this year, I see : xpaladin

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By: wytefang x Show Full Post

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"Hook up with all 13 boyfriends?" - Sounds like your average female teenager these days!

You GO, suffrage!

Feb 04, 2008 4:48pm PST

"Hook up with all 13 boyfriends?" - Sounds like your average female teenager these days! You GO, suff... : wytefang

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By: Madwacker x Show Full Post

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First off -- what the fuck?

Ok, now to point out the funny. Most of the stuff we all play will/does/has garnered a general statement from peers, parents, adults, friends, gf/wives etc. To us it's normal. Then something like this comes out that makes our kind think exactly the same thing... wtf?! heh

Feb 04, 2008 4:38pm PST

First off -- what the fuck? Ok, now to point out the funny. Most of the stuff we all play will/do... : Madwacker

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This game seems to be comprised entirely of tom foolery.

Feb 04, 2008 4:31pm PST

This game seems to be comprised entirely of tom foolery. : Splinebastard

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What... the... hell...?!

Feb 04, 2008 3:47pm PST

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What... the... hell...?! : aznboysix
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- No honestly, I heard a lot of good stuff about this game. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=667 An : zehh

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By: Degenerate x Show Full Post

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Hook up with all 13 boyfriends.

oh now I have to play!

Feb 04, 2008 3:56pm PST

Hook up with all 13 boyfriends. oh now I have to play! : Degenerate

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By: Magitek x Show Full Post

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what

Feb 04, 2008 2:41pm PST

what : Magitek

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