The Most Awesome Force the Planet's Ever Witnessed

Aren't they lovely? Aren't they glorious?

I love everything about Off-Road Velociraptor Safari.

I love that the goal of the game is to export velociraptors, a vital good contributing to the growth of the global economy.

I love that you play as a velociraptor wearing a hat and a monocle, adding a subtle hint of intra-species, classist genocide to the rich atmosphere.

I love that you can play it seriously for points, or just tear around and totally own these fucking dinosaurs.

I love that after hours of playing, I've discovered even more ways to kill dinosaurs, diabolical schemes that the game actually recognizes and rewards.

I love that the game runs smoothly and doesn't require a huge mess of extraneous installations.

"It's been doing well so far," said Off-Road Raptor creator Matt Wegner, replying to our fan mail. "The big complaint is the beefy system requirements, which we're working to bring down."

I love you, Matt Wegner.