The next evolution in video gaming has been released. Behold the artistic merit of pounding feathered prehistoric beasts with a spiked chain. Marvel at the complex control scheme of WASD and spacebar. Sit shocked by the awing graphical fidelity of web-based gaming.

And the best part is, you can play as a guest. None of that registration or paying money crap.

No idea what I'm talking about? Welcome to Off-Road Velociraptor Safari.