Portal, despite being the best game of 2007, has spawned so many painfully unfunny internet memes regarding companion cubes and cake that I'm starting to wonder if we should just shut our comment section down. Fortunately, to reverse that trend at least a bit, the guys at The Leet World have produced a genuinely amusing machinima documentary detailing the quotidian mundanities of two automated Portal turrets.

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You'll learn why turrets hate companion cubes, how they feel about various current TV shows and first person shooters, and more. I particularly like seeing their thought process behind their frequent exclamations to the player.