Morning Discussion

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  they coulda just used boomstickah : multisync
  • holy shit hahahahahhah : Utopia
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    They would have but they couldn't find him. : filtersweep
    • :D : pancake humper
    • http://www.easyscreens.info/?v=2242 : aeg1x
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    Poor poor Nosa. : kingdepork
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      Hello master of boot_camp : Utopia
      • haha and now I'm an aging postal worker who plays console games. : kingdepork
  • you guys are all fags, and stop using my real name on shacknews, thanks. : boomstickah
• but will this replace Santa's coal in bad kids' stockings? : jrock
• I want my car made out of this! : Blackdawgg
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  All obvious jokes aside, the picture of the substance is pretty incredible. : riptyde
  • i feel like i am going to fall into it : mindshot
  • Look like a standard hockey puck to me : Utopia
• Seriously, is there anything carbon nanotubes CAN'T do? : reign27
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  They should call it "Rick James, bitch". : Maddog_Delphi97
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    BROTHER DARKNESS! : Modica Sol Solis
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      DAAAAAAAAAAAARKNESS!! : Maddog_Delphi97
      • you black as night eddie murphy : Dravenport
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  Imagine coating that on body armor and guns. Almost impossible to see in the dark even if you shine a fl... : Nighteyes
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    Well, you'd have to coat everything else in it lest it become visible by its silhouette. :P : sgtsanity
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      Just put it on a bus full of black guys. :) : Maddog_Delphi97
      • so racist : rosewood
  • It's probably not flexible in that form, and probably a lot less dark if they could make it more flexible... : adpalumbo
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    In pitch dark, yeah, it would be hard to spot. If it's lit at all (moonlight, for instance), it would pr... : Arcanum
    • I was thinking more of an urban setting, not out in the jungles. You would have to shine the light direct... : Nighteyes
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  can they make it into a slab that's 1x4x9? : elwood00
  • Hah hah : Dynotaku
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  its a like a tear in reality omg : GloriousCow
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    portable hole! : elwood00
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      what movie was something like this in... : the city
      • Dungeons & Dragons? : c0bra
      • roger rabbit jesus chirst people : spaceless
• They were interviewing the project lead on the radio today- of course, they brought up Spinal Tap and the... : Borzoi
• Wile E. Coyote is intrigued. : sgtsanity
• Whoah, no matter which way you look at it, it looks flat. : PenicillinX57
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  Hotblack Desiato is probably pretty interested in this stuff! : scythide
  • winnar : bipolar
• and now for the darkest most brutal gift of all... : goatboy
• It's like in UO when people discovered the pure black bug. : SockMonkeh
• I created the Ultra Blackdisc to be lolblack, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hol : coldfusioncs
• X-Files, anyone? : empathe
• i cant wait til they turn this into a car paint : arizona bay
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  WHAT IS IT DOING WITH ALL THAT LIGHT IT COLLECTS?!?!?!? : Dave-A
  • It becomes more and more angry. : CrustaR
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  bullshit, that's a PSX cd : davislovestacobell
  • it looks like the unfortunate burger incident i had on my BBQ once : Dave-A
• this is awesome, I can forsee so many uses for this. Mostly in Solar Energy ... : duncandun
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  The next Dethklok album is going to be recorded onto it. : SiW73
  • that'd be the most metal thing ever : empathe
• Charlie Murphy has finally been supplanted. : ra1n
• Can't wait to get my tints with this, son! : Mondo
• It reads like an article out of the Onion. : Vincent Grayson
• Now the iBeat Blaxx can use this and be called iBeat Blaxxer. : Matt Burris
• I'm quite sure that my heart is darker than that. : spiffymc
• Old news. http://www.foxnews.com/images/245067/0_61_snipes_wes.jpg : chuck577
• That's cool and all, but why is the picture taken on a plush carpet? : ChibiJosh
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  http://www2.vietbao.vn/images/viet2/van-hoa/20768879_images1501179_19_seal_klum.jpg : jimmy-buffett
  • lol how'd you find this post? you're almost 2 years too late : Trips

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• Yuck, granary. : carrioN luggagE
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  I want in Faggot! Who dare challenge us. Lets bring the rape train. : Jackass1233
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    v a l v e : trOmblyj
    • Oh wow. I didn't the Fag Lords were challenging us! im so scared now:( : Jackass1233
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  i can play if need be. jsut let me know : noobja
  • I excel with Heavy/Engi btw. Average with Demo, Medic, Spy, and Sniper. : noobja
• Hmm, I can put my project on hold for a day to play this if I'm picked. : DHAvatar
• I should be available if you need another! Let me know so I can plan on being there. : zebosausamite
• I should be there (and playing TF2) at that time : MrLobo
• Pick me asshole : H@rvester
• put me down as a reserve. I'll be home by then, but i think i'm cooking dinner tomorrow. : SolveChrist
• I am available if you need a good engineer or pyro : hotel96
• Im down, that is if you want me as a medic :) : itsjeff9
• if you need a crappy scout i'll probably be on. : lacker
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  Oh man I'm so for it. If you need a spy or all around badass, I'm your man. : Trips
  • My references: spy: http://i19.tinypic.com/6z76x4i.jpg medic: http://i1.tinypic.com/6ywbhnr.jpg ... : Trips
• i'd like to play : mXENO
• I'll play! : hamachi
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  I'm in.... I'm a heavy. : coraldayton
  • That is if you'll take me! : coraldayton
• I'm interested. : DrWaffles
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  I would like to medic for your team if i may. : maldoror
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    maldoror is a good medic. he doesn't get enough credit. : mXENO
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      maldoror is ace, good medics are hard to come by : okellyc
      • thanks. : maldoror
• ;( : thief
• pick me you giant faggot : SockMonkeh
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  OK - so far: tromblyj NYRanger66 jackass noobja MrLobo Harvester itsjeff Trips mXeno hamachi ... : trOmblyj
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    OK more complete list including classes: HWG: Zaun Venguard Medic: itsJeff jackass maldoror ... : trOmblyj
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      lol, ranger. I'm a better demo and he'll admit it. Also, we've got better medics. : brickmatt
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        This is the first of many scrims against valve. There will be many teams. This is only the first. : trOmblyj
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          You need at least one soldier in there. : brickmatt
          • Harvester is a good soldier. : DrFlammable
          • hamachi is a soldier : trOmblyj
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            also, i put in the primary class of these folks but most will be switching as necessary. we only have 12... : trOmblyj
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              You're gonna have some problems with your team competing with itself with these people. : DrFlammable
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                Pretty much. All those guys are top notch players who assume a medic will latch onto them. Which they... : alias
                • 3 good medics can cover it. : maldoror
                • Fuck that. I know I can get kills without a medic and I'll be happy to give up medics to zaun and venguar... : NastyJack
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            Those players are good soldiers, my point is he doesn't have them playing the class. : brickmatt
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              thats a preliminary list, im sure the team composition will change depending on valve's team make up and ... : Jackass1233
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                I think it's cool he's got you as a medic. We all know you can do lots of other classes if you need to, i... : NastyJack
                • Yes, an omission in my list above is scout - which those two maps are scout-friendly. I've seen the abov... : trOmblyj
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                  I think im a decent medic, but I think where I really shine is in my battlefield awareness. If i'm trying... : Jackass1233
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                    <3 you : maldoror
                    • <3 u too : Jackass1233
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        thanks for your vote of confidence? : itsjeff9
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          You're a better spy than a medic. : brickmatt
          • ya right, I'd like 2 see anyone second that. half the time my kill death ratio is 50/50 : itsjeff9
      • I admit NOTHING : nyranger66
    • During the game I assume we'll play it by ear to see if we need to switch up the classes a bit. Example, ... : Trips
    • I will be there, thank you. : maldoror
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      2 engineer? o_O : alias
      • Yeah, I'd only play one on both of those maps. This isn't dustbowl. : brickmatt
    • awesome, 7pm Central time i'll be there. thanks! : itsjeff9
    • Sweet I'll try to be present if you need me. Also if you need some inside info and tactics I would not m... : MrLobo
    • fuck yeah! : hamachi
    • I'll throw my name in the hat if you need a spy. Boy would I like to front stab Valve. : monkeygone
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      suggestions: i think lakren is probably the best medic on the shack, you should get him on if you're able... : mXENO
      • Ranger is a great soldier. : brickmatt
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      I am way better @ soldier than engie IMO but I am also pretty good at engie when I'm not fucking around s... : H@rvester
      • You'll most likely be soldier most of the time - those aren't maps that need lots of engies. : trOmblyj
    • Might want to put me and Nasty down as demomen, and have ranger playing as a soldier, I do have 20+ more ... : Jackass1233
    • mXeno is a better soldier than the ones on that list. I'm just sayin :D : boomstickah
    • Erectin ah sentry! : noobja
• You probably don't need another pyro if you're playing (you stupid stupidhead) but if you need me, let me... : laurgasms
• You getting in extra practice for the tourney already? That's like starting spring football practice in ... : RyDogg1
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  i'll play as anything : DrFlammable
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    wait, nevermind. i hate playing granary and well. : DrFlammable
    • my thoughts exactly. : re4ctor
• I should be online for it too Venguard, HWG : okellyc
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  Who are you playing? : c0bra
  • Oh, nm missed the spoiler-tagged post. : c0bra
• With what they have coming ahead of them, they certainly need the practice... : Mad Jack McMad
• I'm there, if you need me! : camel_jockey
• I know you were probably waiting for me, but I won't be able to make it.... sorry. :( : zipper76
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  I'm wondering if this is connected to the Ubi challenge: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16026056#it... : Xevo
  • Also, I'm in if you need another. : Xevo
  • Yeah me and valve are in the same tournament. I guess they want a decent challenge since the other game ... : MrLobo
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  We need: Nastyjack Maladoror Itsjeff Monkeygonetoheven Drake32 Zaun Venguard Jackass Dmason cpt... : okellyc
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    You've got a lot of One Class Wonders on that team. : DrFlammable
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      Yeah it's a good team but not very flexible. : brickmatt
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        its more of a power house team, and who needs defence when you have drake and seven sniping with a forwar... : okellyc
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          A good spy would destroy that team I think. Also, you only really need 1 good sniper, especially on thos... : brickmatt
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            lol, spy. Against that team they'd be spotted so fast. : alias
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              thief would rip that team a new one. : brickmatt
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                I asked him but he wasn't available. He was the second player I asked. : trOmblyj
                • I'm talking about okellyc's list, but it's good you asked thief. : brickmatt
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                No. : alias
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                  You're clear articulation of the situation have made this a stimulating and engaging discussion, thank yo... : brickmatt
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                    Spies only work on pub servers because there are enough players on a team who are unaware of their capabi... : alias
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                      Once those two pyros go soldier for a bit, a spy would destroy the snipers and pick away at the medics an... : brickmatt
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                        You don't need pyros to spy check. You don't need pyros at all even. Spy checking is quite easy to do... : alias
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                          Thats just false though, great spy's like trips and thief arent even seen. They have enough awareness to ... : Jackass1233
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                            *Shrug* Try it against Valve and see? I find it fairly easy to kill spies that make even the most minor ... : alias
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                              I still see you, myself, and every other "great" player get stabbed by spies, even some of the lesser spi... : Jackass1233
                              • I can't do it all solo 100%. No one can. Get a few players doing so however then the chance of a backst... : alias
                        • I agree, if everyone on the team is using voice communication spies are going to have a lot harder time t... : dkrulz
                      • Yes -- to demoralize and distract when not even present! : thief
      • Im good at all classes, so theres. : monkeygone
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      i was gonna put you in there but i i cant remember what class you play most i just know you kill me alot,... : okellyc
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        I don't want to start a giant subthread, but I'm just gonna say that I like to try and balance myself and... : DrFlammable
        • I think its better to play like that, but due to my higher ping on shack servers im forced into HWG, Eng ... : okellyc
        • You're like me DrFaggable, it's all good. I mostly stick to a few favorite classes, but I play whatever ... : brickmatt
        • Balance is the key. I play all classes pretty much evenly. : D45hiz
  • My list is up: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16029580 Thanks for the input. : trOmblyj
• Sup? : brickmatt
• Need a pyro? : Thresher
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  i'd play : lakren
  • It wouldn't be fair, you'd take all the kills. : DrFlammable
• *waves his medigun* : TastyWheat
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  Tomorrow night? 9PM Eastern? If you want me, I'll be there. : dmason
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    Wait. I mean. PLEEEAAASE can I play? : dmason
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      Are you a captain in hirez's tourney yet? Cause if not I want you and thief on my team. : brickmatt
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        I am not a captain. : dmason
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          Woot, I call dibs. : brickmatt
          • Well, it's a draft with trades. So really, some pretty interesting teams could rise out of that. : dmason
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  Predictions on how this is going to go: It'll look close but Shack will lose :( Probably try tactic... : alias
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    It will be on sourceTV and I'll post the details when I get them. : trOmblyj
    • Should be awesome but I won't be able to watch it live. Ah well, hope everyone has fun! : alias
  • I think we'll lose on granary, I think on well, once we have adjusted to Valve's primary team composition... : Jackass1233
• Oh wow this is going to be awesome. I love the team you've assembled. Zaun + Venguard with those awesome ... : NastyJack
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  Wow, I totally missed this thread. Good luck guys. In the future if you're switching teams up, I'd reco... : bcyde
  • We're gonna make em wish they never made the game. : NastyJack
  • Whoah, I just noticed on your team you don't have any scouts. Shouldn't there be some scouts especially ... : bcyde
• I'll be offended if I don't get picked. : duncandun

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  gay : multisync
  • how did you configure your pre-order? : lacker
  • clashes with your pink ipod? : Antilles_Prime
• none of us have tried one yet : RikiTiki2
• Heh, your impressions are as good as anyone else's thus far. Doesn't come out for like 2 weeks. : ckaps
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  Personally, I don't think it's worth the money. Like all of Apple's products, it's pretty, but I think ... : MrBradski
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    Wow the XPS looks pretty good actually. : D45hiz
    • Damn! That is like the first dell product I have been impressed by. I might actually have to ebay my MB... : D45hiz
    • Yeah I've been looking for something like that Dell : Dave-A
• Perusing the specs, I would've gone with my Dell XPS m1330 even if the Air was available at the time. ... : Arcanum
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  Got any plans to watch DVDs on a plane or anything? Cause if so then you don't want one. : bigmaki
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    why? just buy the optical add on and you are golden : oatmela
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      Wouldn't the ultraportability aspect of it be reduced if you have carry around a bunch of addons? : freshyk
      • "A bunch"? Besides, you could also just go with a digitally released movie (as Apple would like), or rip... : adpalumbo
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      You feel like lugging that around along with it? Kind of defeats the purpose of having a laptop that thin... : bigmaki
      • Yeah, that alone would kill most of your weight savings. : Arcanum
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        yeah, lugging around a .5lb optical drive...god it would probably break your back in a few minutes. : oatmela
        • I can see where they are coming from, I wouldn't want to either, but still an easy solution like posted b... : dilutedq
        • Its just less convenient if you are going to carry around all the time. Why not just have a model with o... : D45hiz
    • I wonder how that hurts the battery life. : D45hiz
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    just rip the dvd ahead of time? : derelict515
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      And store it on that massive HDD... : Jimbo Ro
      • Because a Compressed and Ripped DVD takes up SO MUCH HD SPACE. I fit atleast 5 movies and tons of music ... : dilutedq
  • Rip DVD's keep on hd problem solved : dilutedq
  • itunes : bolus
  • not really? I mean, 95% of the time, im writing code, either at work, in grad school, at the coffee shop.... : Antilles_Prime
• I would totally purchase it if it weren't ridiculously priced. It looks awesome, I really want experienc... : dilutedq
• not worth the loss of the many extra features of a normal macbook, let alone the extra cost. I could o... : Arsenal
• useless, i want a tablet. : Enigme
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  It's bigger, heavier, and costs 3 times more than the ASUS Eee PC. It only has one USB port and no wir... : protozone
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    Asus needs to come up with an Eee with a little bit bigger screen and integrated blue tooth and I am ther... : c_man_tmt
    • There is an Eee PC with smaller speakers and a larger screen coming out sometime this year, but no one se... : protozone
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    You're comparing a 7" laptop to a 13.3". I think they're aimed at very different markets... : derelict515
    • Antiles_Prime said the ultra portability aspect appealed to him. The Eee PC probably appeals to him more ... : protozone
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  The Mac Book is a better deal and only a bit heavier. If I had to have an ultra portable, I'd go with a ... : Thresher
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    oh god did you just recommend a sony laptop : warpdude
    • Yeah. I think they're spiffy. : Thresher

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  Sign up as Degenerate : ThomW
  • naw, jcutner : Dave-A
• I'm just going to sterilize myself now so I don't have to play these terrible things. : geedeck
• you should find that 9 year old and punch him in the face five times, then seven, then five again : alarm cock
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  it's on now: http://haiku.shacknews.com/frogatron.jpg : haiku
  • Ahahaha, what the fuck. : brickmatt
  • I am laughing so hard. You are so fucking gay. : pupismyname
  • oh for fuck's sake : filtersweep
  • jackass : drucifer
  • fagatron meets frogatron : Ajax
  • Hahahahahaha oh dear. : omnova
  • i think not work safe is wearing off on you. : cltcprd
  • frame that and put it on your wall : spaceless
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    Ms Birdy is such a bitch : tomservo
    • Notice it's not Mrs.? Noone wants to marry a bitch that signs certificates like that ... : Matt Burris
• dude, my 7yr old daughter has a webkinz. wtf. : action roommate
• Look at it on the flip-side. When that kid starts to register for other things on the Internet, and se : Rice-Rocketeer
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  haiku what is a webkinz : FrayLo
  • See picture above. Warning may contain massive amounts of multisync. : Fred Garvin
• probably LOTRO haiku : duncandun
• what does this site do! : spaceless
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  my nieces and nephews LOVE those things......my sister has spent a fortune on them :p : Rigor Morts
  • what the fuck do you do with them, do you go on adventures or what? : spaceless
• wtf are you talking about : bfzzzz
• My sister loves that thing, please stay away from my sister, she's only 11 : mattfl
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  Why the hell do you have a webkinz? Some kind of pedo? : TheArtMan
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    Someone gave me a Webkinz as a gift, and my nieces love webkinz and have dozens of them, so when they fou... : haiku
    • that's awesome. : FrayLo
    • Your one super cool uncle! :) : bitter ego
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  Check it out! I got him a little frog throne and some clothes! http://haiku.shacknews.com/kingfrogatron.j... : haiku
  • hey look its a party at my house on friday night : spaceless
  • He looks like an old black man about to sing the blues. : Modica Sol Solis
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    What does that third icon in the tool bar do? Looks like the emit radiation button. : freshyk
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      That makes him laugh. The first one makes him smile, the second one makes him wave, and then there is the... : haiku
      • be sure to buy the 'yiff' button. : GloriousCow
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. : Rice-Rocketeer
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      The best part of this may be the advertisement: "GET A JOB!" : Rice-Rocketeer
      • hahahahahahahahah : Chris Remo
      • haha yeah that was my favorite part as well : mikecyb
      • oh shit that's funny : SiW73
  • christ : bfzzzz
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    dude, you have a lot of kinzcash! my kids have a horse, a reindeer, a cat, a dog, and a koala. I bough... : mmogger
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      Yeah 1800 seems like a lot, but the sofa I want is W950. It goes pretty quick when you want good design! ... : haiku
      • You're going to be playing a lot of Battleship in your future. Also, the trivia games. 14,000 takes a whi... : mmogger
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  i have one of these sitting on my desk, a cat webkinz, what do I do with it? : heff
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    Register it on the site, and get a username in the process. Then give me your username so we can add each... : haiku
    • ok, I'm on it. I'll SM you shortly. : heff
• What is this? Is it like Animal Crossing on the PC? If it is, I'll come to Chicago and stab your bike tir... : Frozen Pixel
• i couldn't believe someone took erotic sock (with a space) on xbox live. i had to register eroticsock ins... : erotic sock
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  haha I just took Frogatron to the clinic! Dr. Quack said he is a very healthy webkinz, but I just got him... : haiku
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    http://haiku.shacknews.com/frogatronaids.jpg : haiku
    • Don't forget to play Gem Hunt, you don't want to miss out on the Webkinz Crown of Wonder : mmogger
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      His health points has already gone down 1 point since your last screenshot. :( : freshyk
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        I know I made him dance around the room for like 10 minutes and I think it tired the little faggot out. I... : haiku
        • PoTY. : ateam311
    • did he get a lollipop? : g0nk
    • MEDICAL DUCK : indosauros
    • for some reason i keep thinking of lemiwinks : captain hampton
    • That doctor has no pants : rosewood
  • Dr. Quack. Get it? GET IT?!? : brickmatt
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  http://haiku.shacknews.com/frogatronroids.jpg I just took him to do some weight lifting. He is only a lev... : haiku
  • check SM, little T. Warner is ready. : heff
  • If this game had cage fighting, I'd play. : brickmatt
• wow : wtf242
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  haiku, what the fuck is a Webkinz? The only time I've heard the term is from some 6-10 year olds at the k... : Bean
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    I'm not saying this facetiously. I played the shit out of Pokemon and all that. I don't know what it is. ... : Bean
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      Webkinz are little stuffed animals you buy at stores, and each one is unique and comes with a secret webk... : haiku
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        Is this a virtual world in which the shack can organize a hostile takeover and earn another spot in wiki? : skitzo
        • ^^^^ : rosewood
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        so can the webkinz go on visits to each other like in animal crossing, or no? : Bean
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          So far as I know. I haven't gotten to try yet because my niece is being a bitch and won't add me to her ... : haiku
          • December 31, 2007 Over the past week, technical difficulties have reduced the level of service of Webk... : ateam311
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            Hang on, she's participating in virtual pet snobbery and your place isn't good enough for her? That's awe... : Bean
            • They are both individuals of questionable morality and ethics, but no this isn't the one running the rack... : haiku
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  Dare I suggest a shack Webkinz community startup?? : mattfl
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    heff and I just added each other!! I bet Shack could start an empire in the webkinz world : haiku
    • LOL, they sell these things in the 7-11's here, theres even webkinz trading cards! : mattfl
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      start a guild : Mr.SEX
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        this could be the next WoW as shackers try to level up their webkinz! : mattfl
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          little T. Warner : http://www.easyscreens.info/?v=2245 : heff
          • Now with sunglasses: http://www.easyscreens.info/?v=2246 : heff
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            You're on my list now but you show up offline! : haiku
            • same, i'm not sure what's wrong with it. : heff
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  haiku: if you go to the quizzy's corner you can get mad cash for the webkinz store (especially since the ... : heff
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    Brilliant!! I just aced the Arts section and earned W225! Oh this makes life so much better. : haiku
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      jesus you need to get laid. Chicago shackettes, anyone willing to take one for the team? : bipolar
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        You're the one sitting here fucking off on a gaming forum. I'm entertaining my nieces and making their li... : haiku
        • MASSIVE DAMAGE : FiReaNG3L
        • Yeah, and tomorrow you'll be dressing up Barbies and playing tea party in a pink dress. : omnova
        • poTAYto poTAHto : bipolar
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  Oh my God I think I'm going to be sick. lmfao : ateam311
  • P.S. I'm gonna go buy one of these fuckers this weekend. Need to find a retailer down here and I'm set. : ateam311

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  I think Leno and Conan are doing their own writing. And if you ask me, Conan has the best chance of su... : Maddog_Delphi97
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    Conan, Stewart, and Colbert are NOT writing. As well-intentioned WGA members they are cannot put pen to ... : adpalumbo
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      Well, what about Leno? Didn't Leno find a loophole of sorts where he's allowed to write his jokes? Or a... : Maddog_Delphi97
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        I honestly don't know with Leno, but presumably he doesn't have the balls to be use written material eith... : adpalumbo
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          http://blog.mises.org/archives/007643.asp Hmmm... : Maddog_Delphi97
          • http://defamer.com/341693/strike-turns-jay-leno-and-jimmy-kimmel-into-unlikely-couchfellows : Maddog_Delphi97
          • Let's not beat around the bush. Employers are evil. Those who engage in employers tactics can dress up th... : SenorSpine
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      Does improv not count as writing? I mean, I understand that it's improvised, but it's still effectively c... : Vincent Grayson
      • It isn't protected in the WGA contract, so it doesn't count, no. The WGA is one of those BIG UNIONS and ... : adpalumbo
    • Hmm, I have a hard time believing this. It's not impossible, but really, their shows are going roughly j... : Freon
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      alright now you're just getting technical about what "writing" means : Sparhawk6
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        It's not me, it's the WGA. The upshot is that the production process is a lot different, and there's a m... : adpalumbo
        • Conan's having a ball spinning his ring for up to about 30 seconds! : Maddog_Delphi97
      • which is exactly what those fucking twat fuckhole lawyers do when they hammer out the very, very intricat... : Bean
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  The average american spends 9 years of their life watching television. Who the fuck cares. : ryuuseki
  • The average american? : pupismyname
  • oh oh how long does the average american spend talking on the phone? : Jenings
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  Everyone else that works on the show is out of work while it's off the air. I'm guessing they don't make... : dltrem
  • Most of those shows were paying their workers while shut down, although the money was coming from various... : adpalumbo
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  Fuck the writers and unions in general. : Lord Grey
  • It's the studios that are being a bunch of greedy cunts. : Modica Sol Solis
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    yeah fuck the writers! fuck the unions too! meanwhile the writers, like the ones for The Office, wr... : FrayLo
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      ^^^^ im typically not a fan of unions/striking however the writers do seem to be getting fucked a bit. t... : Dravenport
      • Fucked "a bit?" Like just with one of those baby Jesus dildos? : Freon
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      Its just I always read shit about auto worker unions and how theyre so bad. This is the same thing except... : Lord Grey
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        tell me more about why exactly unions are bad. because you read shit about auto worker unions? : FrayLo
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          Originally they were for the safety of the workers. We now have OSHA and other guidelines for that. Now t... : Lord Grey
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            safety was only part of it. more generally, they stood against unfair practices/working conditions. : dromo5
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              and there's laws and regulations for working practices now, too. : snagger
              • i wonder if there was a group of people, perhaps representing the interests of the workers, who advocated... : dromo5
        • Unions are the exact same collusion that companies exhibit in that they make scarce a resource to artific... : DianeOfTheMoon
      • are you always this judgmental without the facts? : dromo5
      • Blue collar UNIONS are often bad because they got propped up and abused by organized crime organizations.... : adpalumbo
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        As with so many things, there's a whole spectrum. There are a great many unions that only exist to artif... : DinK
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          Actually, what they want is 2.5% of the gross revenue on any "new media", which is before costs...and the... : DianeOfTheMoon
          • Most studios operate at about a 5-7 percent profit margin That's FUD right there, much like what you'r... : adpalumbo
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      Good writers are few and far between, there are a lot of hacks in hollywood that will benefit from this a... : skitzo
      • true, although the counterargument to that would be that good writers likely couldn't last long enough to... : ttyRazor
    • As with nearly every union these days, if the employee doesn't feel that he is being treated well, then h... : Anti_dentite
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    • Exactly, let people do what they want but don't have the government protect one side vs the other. Like ... : DinK
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    It would certainly be interesting if production companies just hired replacements. I would think that te... : DinK
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      if they do hire people, and then the companies make a deal with the WGA, everyone they hired will be blac... : Dravenport
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        Well the idea would be that they're permanent replacements because they'll clearly work for far less than... : DinK
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          Hiring permanent replacements would mean that some of the most seasoned and talented writers would NEVER ... : adpalumbo
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            The most seasoned and talented writers could negotiate pretty nice deals on their own, possibly even bett... : DinK
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              The WGA contract sets a scale -- a sort of minimum wage, with some factors going in. Star talent already... : adpalumbo
              • Yeah I didn't say the union's benefits would all just evaporate. It might still make sense for some. Bu... : DinK
    • Ever had a pen stuck up your ass sideways? That's why you don't cross the line. : DarkWolf5
  • i can't watch my shows! fuck the writers cause they're not me! : dromo5
  • yeah big corporations are so much more entertaining : alexthegreat2
  • yeah screw em, after all who will stand up for the international conglomerates? : Jenings
  • I certainly trust corporations to hold my personal well-being in high esteem no matter how unprofitable i... : Kaerof
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  It sounds like there's just going to be a bigger push towards reality television. :( : Flying h4x0r
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    Yup, and that's going to really show next year since the strike is now running through next year's develo... : adpalumbo
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      I am guessing that the latest this strike lasts is June. Between now and then you have a bunch of writer... : rosewood
      • I'm sure there's good ideas, but "development" season is more than that. It effects production quality s... : adpalumbo
• I think in the long run this will bring on the death of television. We will see more user generated video... : Lord Grey
• I couldn't care. Conan has been great without the writers. : ant_hillbilly
• Well for anyone interested: this is a great article that is a perfect example of what this strike is REA... : Dookeyfingers
• what really sucks is that there won't be any new shows next year :( : Flynn
• I think it is time to pay the writers their money already : rosewood

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  Profile: Updated! Also, team captains, please pick me I promise I will not fuck around anymore and I wil... : dopeman
  • It's a trick! Get an axe! : dmason
  • Okay, I might fuck around but if I kill a bunch of people while doing so.. then I'll stick with it. : dopeman
  • I similarly promise not to say anything about prosperity, Jesus, confidence, determination, hope or belie... : A Sponge
• WORD OF THE YEAR TIME: w00t! : zebosausamite
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  I can't wait much longer. I might have to kill someone. : dmason
  • /wave : zebosausamite
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    Also, I hope JPB is on my team. : dmason
    • I want to be on brickmatt and ranger's and trips's and... oh wait. dammit. : thief
    • I hope I'm on your team as well. : WaterSign
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      if i have ever considered muting one person, it would be him. : laurgasms
      • agreed also, my steam page is updated with all the requested information :D : andrew``
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  updated : duncandun
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    me too : jenisthebest
    • me too http://steamcommunity.com/id/nietzsche_does_zen : zen!
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  http://steamcommunity.com/id/mrwolf710 Not sure if I signed up yet. : mrwolf710
  • yep, you did! : hirez
• YAY!!! : skinlab133
• updated : Zeeliv
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  I will be gone Friday-Monday of this week... Will this affect my draftability? : WaterSign
  • As far as I'm aware, only captains have to be present for the drafts. : zebosausamite
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/digitald/ : digital_d
• profile: updated! http://steamcommunity.com/id//shackvirus : virus
• oh yeahhhhh. : windowpane
• yaaay updated! :D : mikecyb
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  OK, how do I make myself and my flamethrower eligible for the draft? : trOmblyj
  • http://steamcommunity.com/id/tromblyj : trOmblyj
  • ^ pick me and I'll give you rcon. I give goooood rcon. ;) : trOmblyj
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/vynn : vynn
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  MADDOG: can you please name your team "The J/O Buds"? : jenisthebest
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    Wait, what? I'm a captain? : Maddog_Delphi97
    • I thought you were! Maybe I'm wrong. : jenisthebest
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  We probably have to be good to do this, huh? : invisible_kid
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    http://steamcommunity.com/id/invisible_kid If I go undrafted because I am not as good as everyone else... : invisible_kid
    • PS In case it was missed I want in ^_^ : invisible_kid
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    No, though I wonder how competitive some people will get. : thief
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      I'm not awful or anything, I just know I tend to never be at the top in points on Shack server games and ... : invisible_kid
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        Points are more a poor indicator of team support than a good one. Not only does it not list time in the ... : thief
        • This man speaks many truths. : bcyde
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          Wait, Demo is my favorite when defending. You son of a bitch!!! : invisible_kid
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            Coward. : thief
            • Thief. : invisible_kid
    • I expect certain people here to take this seriously as fuck (you know who you are) : Old_Fart
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    There are 200 people signed up. There are not 200 people who regularly top scoreboards on shack servers. ... : NastyJack
    • Wait, there's a scoreboard? :P : Alco23
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  Count me in! http://steamcommunity.com/id/Liability : paroxym
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    You want them to add a liability to their teams? : RomSteady
    • Hell yea I do... I promise I'll try to be a liability to the other team more often than my own. : paroxym
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  I hope this isn't like Soccer in grade school where I was one of the last ones picked. :p : vynn
  • Considering how well you play scout, I doubt that will happen. : bcyde
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    I guarantee this won't happen. : lowpoly
    • I like that guarantee! : vynn
  • no, that will be my place. : Old_Fart
  • If you're one of the last ones picked, you must be on a stacked team because the other teams didn't do a ... : Grimp
  • lol i was always picked last too. the irony was i was always one of the best players. stupid fucking ki... : romulan
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/captain_wow -- updated that server pings great to me btw : bipolar
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  I can tell you right now, my ping will SUCK. But ima fix my isp so I wont lag. NO LAG. >_> >_< Please... : Cliffzorz
  • Hey cool! My ping is only 212. Thats better than I usually get on dallas or 69. I like this server. : Cliffzorz
• Profile updated, and pinging ~50 to the server. Looks like a winner. : carrioN luggagE
• Profile updated and my ping to the server is 93. : razlebol
• Excellent. : Chepito.
• Profile updated. I'll check for Pingage on the server tonight after work. : coraldayton
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  I suppose I would like to play: http://steamcommunity.com/id/c0bra : c0bra
  • Yay, profile updated. : c0bra
• I would like to participate in this tourney! http://steamcommunity.com/id/papaskot : papaskot
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  How many teams are we looking to fill? Will this be like an NCAA bracket tourney? And it's all about ha... : coyoterys
  • 15 teams (maybe 16, post incoming about that), Double Elimination Tournament, YES its all about having fu... : hirez
• Please pick me. I'm a nice guy. http://steamcommunity.com/id/p13 : project13
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  How much of a time commitment is this going to be again? I'm thinking of signing up so many posts with s : Agrona
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    Right, I had the same concern, so I didn't sign up. :-( I'd love to play, but I'm worried that one or mo... : Bold
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      That's why we're listing times available. : thief
      • But my availability changes from week to week. : Bold
• REPOST If you are interested in joining my team for any reason, simply SM me with your steam profile link... : dkrulz
• and feel free to write a little blurb or whatever about where you think you can help, etc. I've found it ... : lowpoly
• profile updated- I ping 60 to the server you listed. : Old_Fart
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  Important Question - do we want 15 or 16 teams. So I was working on the bracket system, and realized ... : hirez
  • more teams = more games = more fun. : trOmblyj
  • I say 16 myself simply because of the bitching that will happen with a bye. : Old_Fart
  • 16 teams, make it even and fair. : re4ctor
  • more teams, less per team. : thief
  • 16 > 15 : zebosausamite
  • Another vote for more teams. : dmason
  • 16 teams sound fair and easy to work with. 200+ players joined so far means we'll have at least 12 per te... : Alco23
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    • Vynn should be captain--that way he can make up for all those HS soccer memories. : thief
    • *RAISES HAND ... i guess I'll volunteer if nobody else wants to do it :) : virus
    • How many captains do we have so far? : Maddog_Delphi97
    • I nominate thief or dmason. : brickmatt
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  I wonder why my steam profile page isn't updating completely. The stats in the game are different that wh... : theamazingrand0
  • I think it only updates your stats every 2 weeks. someone correct me if that's wrong (this is the Shack a... : Old_Fart
• Profile updated! http://steamcommunity.com/id/SolveChrist : SolveChrist
• will do when i get home. : xxiv
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  I would update my profile if I could login. Seriously wtf I thought I knew my password but it's not taki... : tunis5000
  • will update when I get home in 15 - 20 min. : zerog83
  • http://steamcommunity.com/id/tunis5000 : tunis5000
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/alkion updated. Ping for me is about the same as it is to #69, so not too ba... : Alkion
• updated, ping is 55ms to the server : cygnus
• I would just like to make it known to all captains before the draft, that I have never touched a woman in... : coyoterys
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  profile: Updated! My ping to that server is in the 160 - 170 range. Typical for a USA server. And perfec... : ysbreker
  • i'm rocking a 50ms ping time here : buzzbat
• Profile updated: http://steamcommunity.com/id/SailorofFortune : Sailor of Fortune
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  i better be on a cool team. cool captains you know who you are : electroly
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    Haha... Cool team FTW! Hopefully whichever team I get on everyone will have mics. Vital for team-com..... : Alco23
    • If you are on my team and you don't have a mic I will personally kill you. : SockMonkeh
• SIGN ME UP!!!! http://steamcommunity.com/id/JonathanParkerBedrava : WaterSign
• Profile: UPDATED My ping to that server is about 150ms~ totally playable! http://steamcommunity.com : r3dn3ck
• Steam Profile Updated http://steamcommunity.com/id/sauerkrause Ping of 50 - 70ms to that server, good ... : zerog83
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  Here you go http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993435497 If it looks terrible then you can yel... : Malku
  • Crap... forgot to say I do'nt play as spy : Malku
• I'm in the group, but I can't seem to find any Shack servers other than Shack#69. I'll check the ping ... : AhmNee
• Ping is good. Profile updated. : Robotic Puppy Eater
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  That server is pretty awesome - I'm getting ~50ms ping! Any update on SourceTV? : sergeon
  • thats next on my list of things to figure out! : hirez
• Profile updated. Ping is good, btw. : jimmy_legs
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  I only get a 13 ping there :( : chuck577
  • oh man, sucks for you. : edgewise
• updated. average ping of 48 : xxiv
• lol @ NKOTB. Updated profile. http://steamcommunity.com/id/laurgasms : laurgasms
• Profile updated: http://steamcommunity.com/id/das_runt/ I'll have to ping later as I'm at work right n... : das_runt
• What if you're not super fucking awesome and just so-so awesome? Can I still sign up and not have my tea... : classicfork
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  Why do some profiles show as names and others as numbers? : Thresher
  • NM, I figured it out. Profile updated. : Thresher
• updated profile and pinging a wonderful 32ms to that server... : .frame
• I'm in!!! http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197981371708 : classicfork
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  Did you ever discuss what happens to losing teams? Will they play for the worst loser? : Sailor of Fortune
  • its a DE tournament, once you lose 2 you are out, and that's your team's place in the tourney. : hirez
• I ping ~40-50 to that server. Looks good to me! : Trips
• http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197960357752/home i wanna play!!!!!!!! : infiltrator`
• Updated my profile; about 50ms ping : zipper76
• updated. http://steamcommunity.com/id/afrochops : afrochops
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  How do I ping in Vista? I type in "ping 8.12.68.50:27015" in my Run box thingy, but then it just closes i... : Rice-Rocketeer
  • start - run - cmd- ping IP address. You don't need the port : sigpro
  • remove the :xxxxxx part : trOmblyj
  • Dude just add it to your favorite servers list in Steam. :O : SockMonkeh
• Profile updated. My ping is 69, good server for me. : DHAvatar
• ping: 60, profile updated : Sze Ior
• Server is great for me, 50 ping. : SockMonkeh
• doh, i ping 130 : spectr3
• pings great, ~40 : romulan
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/ninjamoo Profile updated : ninjamoo
• server is good, around 60-70 I'm in for this Tourney! http://steamcommunity.com/id/DeadlyDeadpool : mrseldowski
• I get ping ~80-90. Good enough for me. :) : Alco23

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• yeah, one of my favorites too. I can't wait to check it out on DVD. : oatmela
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  Is this movie anything like Garden State? I hated Garden State. : darcspeed
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    It's probably got the same status in the indie community, but it's not pretentious at all. Awesome movie. : disposition
    • i think it was pretty pretentious to begin with, but bearably so. : alarm cock
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    Garden State? More like Emo State. Seriously, Garden State wasn't too hot. : TwiLyght
    • Screw you. I liked it. :p : AhmNee
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  i loved it but it made me feel old. kids don't really talk like that, right? it was a weird mix of snoop ... : [fry]
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    i don't know man, kids in high school are pretty dumb. Just look at a random myspace page. I was at th... : AlexXdude
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      Is "What's good" some kind of new slang to you? That's been around for years. It's no different than "How... : Modica Sol Solis
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        I've never heard anyone say that before : AlexXdude
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          either way it sounds retarded, people need to stick to "How's it goin" : AlexXdude
          • i'll also accept "sup" and "what's happenin'" : [fry]
        • I hear it all the time, but then again I'm black and it's, as far as I know, a pretty popular slang phras... : Modica Sol Solis
      • I have never heard of this before : thetangent
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      thank god dude is timeless. it's like the blue jeans of cool vernacular. : [fry]
      • Dude? Duuuuuude. : thetangent
    • the correct response would be "weh" : shika.art
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    They really do : EvilDolemite
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      ^^^^yup. You guys are just out of touch : askedrelic
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        i'll SM you or soul collossus if i need some tipzees : [fry]
        • Excellent, finally my linguistic knowledge of fourteeneeze will pay. : askedrelic
      • How do you know this, asked? : CrustaR
  • Wizard! : invisible_kid
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  It was pretty good but it was too over-the-top Indie. I actually groaned at some of the dialogue. : Modica Sol Solis
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    yeah that was my only complaint. she was TOO smart/quick/clever/witty whatever at some points for it to s... : [fry]
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      HONEST TO BLOG! : hatelull
      • argh i almost stopped watching after that : industro
      • I'm forshizz up the spout. : oatmela
    • My thoughts exactly. : dmason
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      There were several instances in that movie in which I wanted to punch her as hard as I could in the stoma... : skitzo
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        Jennifer Garner would be so mad at you. : digitalsneek
        • The only upside to that movie is I got to see it at a sneak preview at universal. I got a free t-shirt, ... : skitzo
• Definitely well-made with a nice story, but the dialogue is just way too clever for its own good at times... : MaxPete82
• It's a good film. At times I thought the dialog was simply too clever for it's own good honest to blog! : hatelull
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  Wow, I couldn't disagree more. I thought the whole movie was shit. I hated the characters, especially J... : critch
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    I agree. The worse was the dialogue. I could not stand to listen to people in that movie talk... nobody (... : pyros
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      Sounds like a 90 minute dawson's creek episode. : darcspeed
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        Yes, it was like a 90 minute Gilmore Girls episode, with a bigger budget. : pyros
        • And I thank The Moon And Antarctica for this: http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=16026222#itemanchor... : pyros
      • I was thinking Gilmore Girls; besides Juno's dad, all the male characters are not likeable : egg5hen
    • You must hate David Mamet. : Super Sparker
    • Sounds like Clerks, the delivery and no-pause dialogue had the same problems. Except Clerks is a damn goo... : avatar_58
• She was adorable as Kitty Pryde in X-Men and just as adorable in this movie. : HojuSimpson
• the ending was way too cheeseball for me, but overall an enjoyable flick : datoo
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  The only redeeming quality of that film was that Cut Chemist was the chemistry teacher. That made me lol : haiku
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    And I thought Jennifer Garner was way awesome at her character : haiku
    • true that : AlexXdude
  • Also the point of the movie where I went from tolerating it to actively thinking it totally blows was "Is... : haiku
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  No interest in seeing it. : felicia
  • Same here. I'd Probably rent it to see what the hype was about.. : thejm4n
  • I guess you don't like good movies :( : bakanoodle
  • You're so blase. : the moon and antarctica
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  Did you like this movie more because you have a hard-on for Ellen Page and Michael Cera? Taking away you : industro
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    She was 16 and had a driver's license...OMGWTF!!! Also, the obscure music stuff that a few people have... : invisible_kid
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      It's trying to build credit for itself by using something that only the "cool people" in the audience wou... : industro
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        Maybe those are the movies and music the writer and director were into..? : EvilDolemite
        • I'm reading my post again and it's a little short-sighted so I take that part back. THE REST I STILL S... : industro
  • What, are movies just not allowed to mention music unless it's Britney Spears or the Rolling Stones or so... : nurglich
  • I had a drivers license at 16 :( I dunno, it sounds like a lot of people had problems with the dialog ... : liqker
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    I loved her dialogue...it's just part of what the movie is. Like say, Brick. The dialogue in that was fuc... : Vincent Grayson
    • Yeah Brick I watched multiple times just because I had a hard time keeping up with the dialogue, but that... : SenorSpine
• me and the lady saw knocked up and this consecutively, and now she insists on a rubber :( : spectr3
• The trailer looks wacky cute, but it's not one I'm rushing out to see. I'll probably see it whenever what... : tomservo
• did she cry to win any sort of nomination? loloololol : Downforce
• Finally, someone else who's seen Hard Candy. That film definitely put her on my must watch list for just ... : AhmNee
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  The "hip" dialog annoyed the hell out of me. They went way too far. other than that awesome movie : wtf242
  • yeah the dialog tried too hard but i thought it was pretty good : Mr.SEX
• I thought it did a good job at what it was supposed to do, but it didn't break any new ground or anything... : CrustaR
• Very good comedy, with well done drama. I liked it a lot. : brickmatt
• i thought it was pretty awesome. a little annoying at times but overall pretty great : JINKY
• is this movie laugh out loud funny or subtle-funny like little miss sunshine : jane911
• Don't go see with one other dude who has a blue collar job. Not bad but sort of a chick flick. I went b... : losder5000

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  The resume itself was very short, and then he added this at the bottom: Hobbies: Juggling: pins, b... : jenisthebest
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    hahah why would you include that kind of info? : Clay
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      you'd be surprised at the weird shit people put on their resumes. I like when they include head shots. : jenisthebest
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        do you get awesome Tobais style headshots? : kikilupo
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          with glitter? : Clay
          • there was one guy who submitted his resume on glossy blue paper with a cover page that was just a giant c... : jenisthebest
      • So do you hire them if they successfully achieve total cranial detonation with a low caliber bullet to th... : Omaha
      • Including a heat shot is common in Latin America. In school I had to convince this one guy from Mexico t... : TwiLyght
      • *quietly removes headshot from cover letter* : snagger
      • I like when they put their name in like 144 point font. I tried to tell a girl I know not to do this, hav... : steelsamurai
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      Looking through resumes I would get a laugh out of that. As long as he is qualified on the rest he would... : D45hiz
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        Objective: to have balls of steel : Maddog_Delphi97
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          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno : Freon
          • Blow it out ur ass! : Maddog_Delphi97
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        yeah, it doesn't seem like he's a moron, he's just poking fun at himself : Clay
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          i like the part about his "man area" : jenisthebest
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            i have a man area :( : Clay
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              http://files.squabble.org/clay/floorplan.gif please note, the "Loft" area marked as "Clay's Room" has ... : Clay
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                thats like 8 : 2 ratio hahahah : askedrelic
                • is your wife fat, why does she need so much space? : askedrelic
              • You aren't allowed in the master bedroom? : c0bra
              • Control point is being contested! : Grimp
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                domination victory : aeg1x
                • she already got that when she made him shut down Squabble : bipolar
              • but you get like half the garage too right? : smoove
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            That's one of my favorite parts! Just because I have one two and I am painting it this weekend! : D45hiz
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              orange and brown? : jenisthebest
              • Blue and orange! Go bears! Well the lady won't me do the dark orange and blue so we are meeting in the mi... : D45hiz
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            I can't wait. Mine's being built right now. My arcade machines and video game systems will finally have... : ThomW
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              My entire house is my "man area," but I try to make it less manny. : c0bra
              • Then it's not a real man area, is it? : Ride-My-Rocket
              • make it more manny calavera : deject
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              i... want a man area like that :( : jenisthebest
              • Get back in the kitchen and bake me a ham sammich. : Ride-My-Rocket
            • Heh, we're in the process of buying a place. I'm trying to decide whether I want to rename the family ro... : DinK
            • you better hold a shackmeet once that gets done : askedrelic
          • dude i have my man room. i'm in it right now. fucking computer, LCD tv mounted to the wall, xbox 360 m... : [fry]
  • sounds like a shacker, hire him. : TheArtMan
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    best one i saw was a guy that included all his ballroom dancing achievements and awards in his resume for... : shavenewok
    • hahahahahaha that's awesome. : jenisthebest
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      If I ever get my Impenetrable Defense achievement in TF2 you better believe it's going on my resume. 18pt... : A Sponge
      • Let them know that you're also FULLY CHARGED! : Trips
      • :P got that ages ago : deject
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  oh and this is my favourite email from a manager at another company: I had Chad update his resume. ... : jenisthebest
  • Oh man that's a hilarious typo. : Ajax
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    I bet he was clicking on 'Recall Message' about 7 seconds after he clicked Send : stump
    • so many people ask me about that and then tell me that AOL is better then exchange email then : Mondo
  • Ahhhh haha : Mondo
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    jokes aside that is a good quality : [fry]
    • especially when it comes to cooking! : shavenewok