Daily Filter: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 13: The Masters, Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Dear Esther Mac port confirmed
Killing Floor hits a million sales, discounted on Steam
Jam Live Music Arcade announced for PS3, Xbox 360
Metal Gear Online to quietly die this summer
Computer Demons
by Steve Gibson, Mar 06, 2000 2:00am PSTIn case you didnt have enough stuff to worry about downloading off the internet. Virus scanners just might not be enough, According to this article about 10% of all computers are now posessed by demons. I'm gonna be setting up one of those liquid cooled CPU deals and busting out with holy water though. Seems reasonable.
Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, "Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."update Jack - Looks like someone's watching too much Buffy.
Comments
These are the people that bring you Psychic Advice from Serena, Battered wives fight back with witchcraft, Bullfighter banned from sport for life, and the obligatory Bat Boy. What the hell do you expect?
[revolver]
Dick Suck Lips
http://krunge.phester.org/
:)
If I search the buffy msg boards for \'Morbid\', pray tell what will I find?
So who does Steve prefer now that he has been fully corrupted? Is he a \'Faith\' man, or a \'Buffy\' guy?
#21 - LOL!
..oh wait... that\'s my operating system.
my mistake.
Vantage.
*click*
amaze me. Keep is comming, I luv it.
If you wish to keep you computer absofreakinlootly demon free...
Send you money$ to Gareth Bryne c/o CASH MONEY ONLY @
FlybyniteReligion.com
/me slaps himself upside the head
i doubt anyone would call http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/ \"the press\"
\"VOICES HEARD ON MARS SURFACE\"
\"TOP SECRET PHOTO OF BASE ON MARS\"
mm\'kay
jack, wtf kind of an update is that?
What a stupid story. Shame on the press for even publishing and bringing attention to such nonsense (and that goes for you too steve ;).
DOOD 1 4m 4 DêmOn ånD i 4m haX0r1Ng y0UR c0MPUteR
1f yOú brOw5e p0Rn 1 wÃLl Têl1 JEEBUS Ã¥nD h3 wilL seNd yOU TO 7h3 p1T5 OF hel1
SAVE ME JEEBUS!!!!!
The minister said he probed one such case, actually logging
onto the parishioner\'s computer himself. To his surprise, an
artificial-intelligence program fired up -- without him clicking it
on. \"The program began talking directly to me, openly
mocked me,\" he recalls. \"It typed out, \'Preacher, you are a
weakling and your God is a damn liar.\' \"
Then the device went haywire and started printing out what
looked like gobbledygook.
\"I later had an expert in dead languages examine the text,\"
the minister said. \"It turned out to be a stream of obscenities
written in a 2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect!\"
yes!
that \"2,800-year-old Mesopotamian dialect\" can be none other than ASCII!! =)
that explains the mysterious magical mystical missing VXD files from windows the other night that made me have to...... do some \"cleansing\"
/me calls a priest
this is the excuse i should use when i\'m caught d/l\'ing pr0n
\"Decent, happily married family men were drawn
irresistibly to pornographic websites and forced to witness
unspeakable abominations.
\"Housewives who had never expressed an impure thought
were entering Internet chat rooms and found themselves
spewing foul, debasing language they would never use
normally.