Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Releasing Tomorrow; This is Real and We Are Not Shitting You

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• So... are we going to see a live journal update? : Kentor
• There you are. : klearlyunseen
• thank God -- seriously, I pictured you clutching your chest after four simultaneous heart attacks : Postal
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  Good to see you're still with us dognose :D : jbury
  • It's beautiful : dognose
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  'Sup dognose. : GeorgeB3DR
  • It's so beautiful. Thank you. What an awesome day this is! : dognose
  • This is pretty much the funniest comment I expect to see in this thread. : Ride-My-Rocket
• high five to you my friend!! : happynoodle
• I saw Duke in the banner rotation up top and thought "Holy shit, is this DNF news?" Then I read it and : DOOManiac
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  lol...I'm happy for you more than anyone right now, man. : Wolfanoz
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    Agreed, I'm not really excited anymore about the game, but I'm happy for dognose : jonin
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      seriously, he deserves a game cameo. : Wolfanoz
      • hahahah IAWTP : dedgecko
      • There's gotta be a dognose easter egg. : kingdepork
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  Please buy a webcam so that we can all watch you watch the trailer. : tashtego
  • lol that'd be completely awesome : happynoodle
  • We probably couldn't see anything. His huge bonner would block the view.. : pillzer
  • Oh man this would blow away all those 2girls1cup reaction clips : astonish
  • YES! : spazzium
  • MAKE THIS HAPPEN DOGNOSE : rosewood
  • Sims 2: Dognose's Daze : Sailor of Fortune
  • I will pay you in Shackdollars to see this : johngloid
• I am so happy for you! (and me, too!) : rustified
• posting in a dognose joy thread : MurrayTheSkull
• He looks like Bruce Willis in that picture. : the city
• you ready for that DNF Release Party Shackmeet? : Korban
• Someone get dognose two boxes of tissues, one for each head. : zipperface
• Congrats dognose! Sniff joo! So happy for you man. : marblehead
• HI DOGNOSE ITS HAPPENING : virus
• it kind of looks like dognose minus the trenchcoat : jono181
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  Wonderful picture? Alright I'm not picky but jesus, this is what's noticably wrong. 1. The Nuke Lo... : Murdoc.
  • Look at how stupid you look posting this shit in a dognose/dnf feel the love thread. : moneyshot
  • Yeah, I see one glaring fault in this thread. : yossapw
  • Symmetry is beautiful. Duke is beautiful. Therefore, Symmetry is Dukeful. Any questions? : Vantage
  • the belt buckle is the biggest glaring fault in my opinion. What did they do, weight the belt buckle to ... : deathofrats
• Merry Christmas indeed, eh? : SiW73
• This of course is the thread I was waiting for. Amazing news! : spazzium
• Hey GB3DR, when does the demo come out? ...hehe. : markalbiar
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  It's funny, I found myself thinking "I wonder how Dognose reacted to this" when I first saw the headline! : phipple
  • ahaha same! : ImageOmega
• Are you gonna be alright? Someone go be with him in case he faints and starts bleeding. : stuka
• i'm pretty sure it's a screen cap from a gay porn movie. "cigar chompin' daddies 6" or something. : snackula

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• HAIL TO THE KING, BABY. WHAT A MESS. : jrock
• DAMN I'M LOOKING GOOD. : nutcrackr
• YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION FOR BIRTH CONTROL. : TabsAZ
• YOUR FACE, YOUR ASS, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? : delataur
• WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, CHRISTMAS? : Wolfanoz
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    I think it was actually "I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK" : valael
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    • FAIL. : wild falcon
    • "I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!" : Integra
• AFTER A FEW DAYS OF R AND R...I'LL BE READY FOR MORE ACTION!!!!! : Ryno
• NO ONE STEALS OUR CHICKS AND LIVES!!!! : r3dn3ck
• THOSE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY FOR SHOOTING UP MY RIDE. : famine101
• HOLY COW. HOLY SHIT!! : Cygnus X-1
• IT'S TIME TO ABORT YOUR WHOLE FRIGGIN' SPECIES! : tunis5000
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  • AHHHHH MUCH BETTER!!! : zeejay
• I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO... QUAKE : whacksauce
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  Maddog_Nukem: BALLSH OF SCHTEEL! >:D : RevRaven
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• NO WAY I'M EATING THIS SHIT : megarust32
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  SOMEBODY'S GOING TO FRIGGIN PAY FOR SCREWING UP MY VACATION : nutcrackr
  • You just made my day. :) : jojamboar
• LET'S ROCK! : verminer
• This thread has brought back so many wonderfull memories. : coyoterys
• THATS ONE DOOMED SPACE MARINE : Degenerate
• HOLY COW : computerBoy
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  DO YOU WANT TO WASH WANG OR DO YOU WANT TO WATCH WANG WASH WANG? : rustified
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    just what is this doing here?? SHAKE IT BABY! : grasshoppah
    • (I had to put in Shadow Warrior. I HAD to...) : rustified
• "what are you? some bottom beating scum sucking algae eater" : speckz
• *falling.......................................................................... *falling................. : kemical
• THIS IS K-TIT...K TIT....BRINGING YOU THE BREAST...UH, I MEAN BEST TUNES IN TOWN : ctlaltl33t
• I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH MYSELF : verminer
• LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT : ghostnote

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• Oh im prepared, as long as I get even just a small taste of duke, then itll be worth it. : klearlyunseen
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  Full credit for keeping the glasses and not doing lameass modern wraparound shades or something. : SpaecKow
  • No goatee, though? It definitely worked for Jak! : House
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    At this point they really should be doing a product tie-in with Ray-Ban....... : cell9song
    • i always just felt that they were the crappy dollar pair you see in line at the grocery store. hes a bit... : logan
• Where's the Shack exclusive screenshot? : vynn
• Current Mood: Teased : rosewood
• WE STILL BELIEVE GEORGE! : Str8Dog
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  No worries man, get this footage out to the Shack and the internets in general, and you've bought yoursel... : Mad Jack McMad
  • dont encourage him. : klearlyunseen
  • ...or a lot more heat from people who think the game will be out next week. : zehh
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  teaser is cool, but this cant be like a 120x60 animated gif. :) : smacknca
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    It'll be an hd video, probably about a minute long and 100 megs or so. : GeorgeB3DR
    • Make it a shack/indie exclusive, just to piss off gamspygnspot9.0 :) : Beady
    • awesome, what more could we ask for. its like you gave us all an early holiday present! : smacknca
    • Minute long? Longer than I expected tbh : Orange Pylon
    • excellent : FushigiDenki
  • It can if it is in YTMND form : Serpico74
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  .... don't tease me bro! : pyros
  • Haha, I can just imagine Duke saying "Don't tase me, Bro" in-game. : Beady
• Thanks George - looking forward to seeing it :) : jbury
• Can´t stop the train now George. : PnCia
• There is nothing you could ever do to stop this force of love. :D : Audhuml4
• I think the gaming public will be excited to know that you are, in fact, actually making a game, and that... : jad3d
• George... you know we're gonna mod the teaser. The teams are already in place. www.planetdukennukemfore... : ifallible
• cocktease!!!! : pieman
• George, they went berserk over a screen. Don't worry. People will eat it up ;) : avatar_58
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  Just as long as it isn't a stupid long reveal of the title, with epic music... : deathofrats
  • I am expecting this so that I won't be disappointed. I am expecting at least a release window, though, s... : Rich McNinch
  • 50 seconds of title, followed by 10 seconds of credits. in HD. : Damodred
  • that or 30 seconds of "recap" footage from DN3D : YamatoTwinkie
• Will there be gameplay footage? : megarust32
• As long as it has in-game footage, I don't care. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  teaser? when is this coming out? 2020? hahaha : virtualsinner
  • LOLOL new joek : delataur
• I'm excited to see what you guys have done. The feedback on this is gonna be epic. Be prepared : grabbie
• is it going to be CINEMATICS? please no. : Flinz
• All text right? NEXT SUMMER DUKE NUKEM WILL BLOW YOU AWAY AND WORDS WILL FLY AT YOU VERY... : K1Bond007
• So, just to be clear, does your previous "we'll start releasing media about 6 months prior to release" st... : Arcanum
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  I'm going to hell for lol'ing this post. : silentw
  • You say that like you weren't going to Hell anyway.... : Arcanum
• hell yes! : Unleashed
• a teaser is totally what we need, after fifty years.... : Madwacker
• O.M.G. now I won't be able to sleep tonight!! : GonzoRookie
• I've never met you but I feel like you're part of the family! It's great that you give the Shack that pe... : treefingers1
• so the game is going gold next week?!?!? : infiltrator`
• omg it's finally christmas ! : Charmplus
• Man I can't wait until this teaser is out. You know what would be awesome? If the "full blown trailer" is... : RevRaven
• JESUS CHRIST GEORGE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE'RE ALL DROOLING RIGHT NOW? FUCK : virus
• Sounds like the greatest Christmas party ever. Cant wait : spiderfill
• BALLS OF STEEL : Nighteyes
• I love you, George! : BanjoBoy
• Ya know, I had a girlfriend like you once. I dumped her due to blueballs. : Spoetzl
• \m/\m/ : Wolfanoz
• Please have some in game play footage! : speckz
• We would actually prefer a game, not another teasr/trailer. Focus your time on making that, instead of ga... : -hero-
• I still watch the 2001 trailer when I'm in the mood for a "teaser." : Priest77
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  Is Jon St. John still the voice of Duke Nukem ? : imperator
  • No, Duke Nukem is the voice of Jon St. John : Beady
  • also this is stated in the article ... doh : imperator
• George, may I suggest a fast engine change.. : needlez
• GEORGE - I HAVE A HUGE BONER FOR YOUr game! : GBeer11