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  I'd just like to express my excitement! : dmason
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    I would also like to express my excitement as well as sympathy for those i will crush with my prowess. : kbnerd
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      Can i join in this expression of excitedness? : zebosausamite
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        Surely! you also get one free LOL when you sign up for the mailing list. : kbnerd
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          My secret name for you is KeyBoardNerd : zebosausamite
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            my secret name for him is Kind Bud Nerd. : maldoror
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              i don't know what that means =-/ : kbnerd
              • He's a pot-smoker, Fokker. : Ride-My-Rocket
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            i heard you saying that in TF2 i didn't know you were talking to me. : kbnerd
            • I was! But then we started playing and it was time for SERIOUS BUSINESS. : zebosausamite
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  So when you say drafted, how exactly is that going to work? : maldoror
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    school yard style. captains pick teams. : kbnerd
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      Thats what I thought, and who picks captains? : maldoror
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        The mega captains will pick the captains. : mrwolf710
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          The ultra mega captains picks the mega captains. : mrwolf710
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            Who will pick the ultra mega captains? : maldoror
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              Super Ultra Mega Captains will pick the ultra mega captains. I really didn't think I would have to expla... : mrwolf710
              • Sorry I am a bit slow with such things. : maldoror
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  http://steamcommunity.com/id/CoBrASLiCE : Grimmadog
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    you are the infamous cobraslice? spiffy! : kbnerd
    • http://yojoe.com/cardback/93/images/93slicefront.jpg Now with real ninja action! : Grimmadog
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  People without mics should not be allowed in the Tourneys. That is all. : laurgasms
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    good point! : kbnerd
    • ........... : mmaster_pw
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    ^^^^ people who are on the mics more die less in a medic combo. i've also noticed usually the top score... : mXENO
    • Agreed. Once our team started talking last night we did a lot better. I still suck as a medic but I did... : mrwolf710
  • I finally hooked my mic up yesterday, so yay. : jenisthebest
• Any limit in mind yet? Or are we just going to wait until less and less people seem to be joining the gro... : Chepito.
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/grimp : Grimp
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/barnahog : Barnahog
• sweet, thanks for organizing this hirez. : dopeman
• Oh yes! Count me in! : Trips
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  Are there going to be any spectator spots available? : bcyde
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    I'm hoping that we might be able use sourceTV - one of the many things I'm looking into. : hirez
    • Awesome, unfortunately I won't be able to participate, but I'm really interested in seeing how this whole... : bcyde
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  what i dont get is how the draft is going to pull from everyone in the group. i know for a fact that ever... : laurgasms
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    I'd say over-draft for each team allowing for alternates. That way you should be able to provide a full ... : zebosausamite
    • Yes. You are correct - these are to gather the names of everyone that is interested. The specific details... : hirez
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  Do you have to be good to participate? : helvetica
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    Everybody is good at something in TF2! : Grimp
    • lol you haven't played with me then : felicia
  • no. you only have to be passionate about TF2 and the Shack. : hirez
  • No but girls can't play. Boys only :P : mrwolf710
• Damnit curse my video card for dieing. I wanna play =( !!!!!!!!!! : mmaster_pw
• I'm interested, but I'm assuming my time zone will be a problem. Also, people should have to use their s... : brickmatt
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/Captain_Wow : bipolar
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/BoogieME I hope the time difference will not be too much of a hindrance . : Nihil ME
• i wish i was around more, so i could do something like this. =( It sounds fun. : mindmann
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/reckedchords : zagzig32
• INVITE ME http://steamcommunity.com/id/rigormorts : Rigor Morts
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/neech : Neech
• PLZ 2 B ADD'D: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ChibiJosh : ChibiJosh
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  I'll give it a go! : rosewood
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    We should just get the [SE] guys back together. : nyranger66
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      Not if they all suck as bad as you, Mr. One-Class-Wonder. : brickmatt
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        It's called being a "specialist". At least I'm good at one class, you're terrible with all classes! : nyranger66
        • you really told him. : hirez
        • Lol, more like I'm awesome with several classes. Search your heart, you know it to be true. : brickmatt
• European in Canada: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197970780522 : zen!
• You know I'm down! http://steamcommunity.com/id/skankcore : skankcore
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  Setting up matches should also consider timezone, for example east coasters ping badly to west coast serv... : spectr3
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    yes - I'll be asking for time zones once the teams decided so matches can be (hopefully) scheduled to a s... : hirez
    • Can the zones partially decide how teams are formed? Or, maybe play matches on different servers (east, c... : spectr3
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/mmmmmoo : Mmmmmoo
• Guessing by the number of participants, is it gonna be 12 v 12 ? : judoka2
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/chuck577 : chuck577
• I would be more then interested in a TF2 Tournament. Steam name is todd_stevenson : Fluffy_Bunny
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  http://steamcommunity.com/id/flubba79 : flubba79
  • pretty please... (no invite yet) : flubba79
• I will accept the invite tonight when I get home from work. : Jayx77
• Thank you! - http://steamcommunity.com/id/slushmore : hotel96
• whoops forgot to check steam last night when I got home so accepted it now :D : mikecyb
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/tunis5000 : tunis5000
• Excited to see this getting some interest and momentum. As mentioned before, sourceTV would be excellent... : gnomish
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dashiz : D45hiz
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  When would you be planning to begin drafting and playing and whatnot? : Alicey
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    proposed timing: Draft between Xmas & New Years. Week of practice for the teams (maybe 2?). then start t... : hirez
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      Are the teams completely random or you are nominating captains that draft their players ? Not sure how... : MrLobo
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        plus everyone knows whose good and who isnt. it would be a circle jerk of all the good players on a few ... : oHnOES
        • I'm tempted to join, though since no one has played with me, no one knows if I'm any good, so I'll be the... : Audhuml4
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        next week we'll nominate Captains, (They can either accept or decline) and they will chose teams. : hirez
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          Can I propose that the picking (order) by the the captains be kept private? I don't really think it benef... : dmason
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            But then we can't make fun of those losers picked last. : boredguy
            • Ahem: It doesn't benefit anyone other than bored guy. : dmason
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            Yeah that's what we've done in the shackwest practices and I'm sure the tradition will be upheld here. No... : NastyJack
            • it'll be me and i'm okay with that. : kbnerd
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              I don't really understand this notion, why do we have to act like we are children and our feelings get hu... : dkrulz
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                yeah, what the hell? the draft should be held live over IRC. i want to see the picking damnit! the cap... : pyide
                • also, this way the people who don't want to see when they were picked can simply not join and skip it alt... : pyide
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                agreed, besides if you're picked lower than expected, then you will have all the more motivation to go ou... : lowpoly
                • No expectations! : Audhuml4
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/Edges/ Thanks : Edges
• Sign me up! http://steamcommunity.com/id/sliverowns : x[sliver]
• I'd love to join! Can't wait to mow some shackers down with my Sasha! : spyrext
• I don't think I'll be around for the tournament but I'd be up if I'm here. http://www.steamcommunity.co... : freshyk
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  I assume we're going to have the tournaments on one of the two main servers so that everyone can ping rea... : edgewise
  • yes, I'm going to be talking to the other admins about using their servers to set up matches as well as s... : hirez
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  I'm in! http://www.steamcommunity.com/xevo1979 : Xevo
  • You're not invited! : zebosausamite
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/Autechresaint (but in game I am DeathOfRats) : deathofrats
• Count me in http://steamcommunity.com/id/AhmNee : AhmNee
• I'm interested. http://steamcommunity.com/id/roboticpuppyeater/ : Robotic Puppy Eater
• I'm definitely interested. Especially if I get a better video card woo! steamid = confusedus : ConfusedUs
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  http://steamcommunity.com/id/ride-my-rocket : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Tagged: Steam TF2 profile : Ride-My-Rocket
• yeah why the fuck not? http://steamcommunity.com/id/SolsticeShack : Solstice
• I'll try it... http://steamcommunity.com/id/frame : lodgiikal
• I'd like to join up for the tourney.. I'm a little late to the party tho :( I need to get my steam accou... : Q-ball
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/dysphoria : dysphoria
• I is intrested! https://steamcommunity.com/id/theamazingrando : theamazingrand0
• http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197961324543 : x[vizor]
• http://steamcommunity.com/id/hardflip I'm back, prostitutes. : hardfl1p

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  OMG Need a mirror for that shot : ventro
  • Seriously. : NFXFSX
  • mirror from mikecyb: http://mikecyb.shackspace.com/DNF_Teaser_Shot.jpg : yossapw
• someone mirror the teaser. : mavmavv
• So he wasn't kidding. I'm shocked. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• link to screenie for us idiots who aren't registered? : johnsto
• seriously. mirror needed STAT : epit
• FUCK. YEAH. : ColoradoCNC
• MIRROR!!! MIRROR!!!! : pigvomit
• ib4 1000 replies : bipolar
• Need mirrored link!!! : Edges
• Mirror plzzz : tomservo
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  ib4 2000 replies : dmason
  • Holy crap this thread is just blowing up. : dmason
• Nice!! : mad-d00d
• ugh log in. fuck that. mirror? : xxiv
• WHAT IS HAPPENING : aaarrrgh
• mirror this shizat. : scapin
• Can you imagine what the stippers look like? God damn! : kaijuseijin
• I just pooped myself : Degenerate
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  Boom. Headshot. : GeorgeB3DR
  • Are you all out of bubble gum? : scapin
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    post of the year! : logik?
    • decade. : spectr3
  • Thanks : freshyk
  • holy fuck George! I bet you break that 1000 users now! : cltcprd
  • :D :D :D :D : liqker
  • George: will there be a special shack-only unedited version? please? : MisterPhoton
  • ell oh ell. wtg George.. I'm waiting with quivering anticipation. : beastrabban
• whattttttttttttttttttttt : Downforce
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  http://mikecyb.shackspace.com/DNF_Teaser_Shot.jpg : mikecyb
  • ^^^ shackspace mirror : mikecyb
  • awesome. : draconic
  • Always bet on Duke!!!! : TroZ
  • OH SHIT! : NFXFSX
  • Quite shiny! : mad-d00d
  • Thank you! Also, it's a fake, totally photoshoped. I need DivX with the pics to prove authenticity. : dmason
  • Oh yeah!!! DOGNOSE!!! LOOK! : pigvomit
  • is it ok to say I love the cock duke after seeing this? : epit
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    ahahaha sweet jesus. his arms look like my wang : tomservo
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      which means it's awesome. : tomservo
      • it's good you clarified that. i didnt want to confuse it with antonyms of awesome. : j0nchan
  • O_O : Downforce
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    bruce willis 4ever : bipolar
    • Haha I thought the same thing. It looks just like Bruce Willis in Fifth Element. : OverloadUT
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    dognose, new wallpaper!!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Someone needs to photoshop Dognose's head on that immediately. : deveus1
      • Actually I want dognose to have a picture taken of him in the same pose. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Holy goddamn hell. Some of the textures look like crap but I don't fucking care I WANT IT NOW. : OverloadUT
  • Are they still using Unreal Engine 2.0? Doesn't quite look like 3.0 :o : GrimmyD
  • oooooh shiiiiit! : logik?
  • I can get behind this. : mavmavv
  • ROIDS, ROIDS, ROIDS! : Rice-Rocketeer
  • Duke is using some serious HGH these days : grabbie
  • Ah ha ha holy shit, that is awesome : EvilDolemite
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    i can't believe people are already bitching about the graphics in this subthread : wtf242
    • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=13456491 : GrimmyD
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      no shit, I don't see ANYTHING to be bitching about in that shot if it's in-game. : Old_Fart
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        If it's an in-game shot then it's pretty good, but for a promotional touched-up shot there are definitely... : OverloadUT
        • George has criticized touched up screenshots at least once that I know of, so I guess in-game. : Orange Pylon
    • gamers : tomservo
    • Where/ I dont see any comments about that. : hobosapien
  • Cool. : freshyk
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    holy shit : dognose
    • lol : ventro
    • [lol] : logik?
    • epic post. : aaarrrgh
    • YES : Downforce
    • dognose, I agree. : CrustaR
    • No one deserves this more than you. : dmason
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      lol, i wish you had a webcam to capture your face when you saw that : grabbie
      • ¯\(o_º)/¯ : pyros
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      iawtdn : sexninja!!!!
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        Thank you for calling me, sexninja!!!!. I love you : dognose
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          This post warms my heart. :D : tomservo
          • Once I could talk, I told sexninja!!!! that I would let Duke punch me, and sexninja!!!! said "If I was in... : dognose
    • w00t! : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • :D : mikecyb
    • I hope you have the right codec for the video:D : pieman
    • it's almost time dognose : Dravenport
    • the most historical "holy shit" in shack history : bozer
    • This is your thread baby, your thread. : node
    • much love for dognose : MisterPhoton
    • how did you let yossapw scoop you on this, buddy? =) : deveus1
    • yay dognose : Mister Groin
    • lol it's finally happening: Dognose is imploding. : Rotten Deadite
    • I'm very happy for you mr. nose. Hopefully all of your expectations will be met. : infallible
    • lol, I had been looking for his reaction post and this is somehow even better than I expected : ckaps
    • you can make it to tomorrow dognose!! : deject
    • 10/10 : xoque
    • man the pumps! : 60days
    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : mmaster_pw
    • post of the decade : NeoMoose
    • :) :) :) :) this post makes me happy! : g0nk
    • hell yes \m/ : Shadowdane
    • woof : r3dn3ck
    • 2001 : Mustang|
    • best news ever : Dimmona
    • This post delivers! : silentw
    • ahaha i can't believe i missed this post. WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! : Phil
  • dognose was right! DNF is gonna 0wn >:( : sexninja!!!!
  • apparently Duke can bench over 1200lbs : Old_Fart
  • WTF OMFG! !!!!!!!! : Mmmmmoo
  • pointy elbows. : p4ck3tloss
  • * N E W W A L L P A P E R ' D * : virus
  • Fucking awesome. : megarust32
  • He is like "Bring it" OMG this is so fucking awesome : dognose
  • That looks SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOT!!! : warcrow
  • brings new meaning to the phrase "guns 'n' ammo" : jrock
• GIVE ME A GODDAMN MIRROR BEFORE I IMPLODE. >:( : draconic
• holy shit. : NeoMoose
• How is there not a mirror yet? I finally get a job and a blocked-by-websense DNF screenie gets released.... : dmason
• SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! : pigvomit
• Hell is freezing over, someone mirror that pic : grabbie
• incoming internet explosion : erotic sock
• this is an early (or late) april fools joke. : bfzzzz
• I'll send Dognose new pants and underwear...give me his address. : soggybagel
• OMFG link us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : bninja
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  omg!!!! holy crap!!!! is dognose alright? did he faint!?!?!? : Korban
  • I think he might've had a heart attack. : aaarrrgh
  • oh fuck, i'm seriously tearing up! i don't think i've ever been this excited, happy, and TOTALLY FUCKIN'... : Korban
• Looks to me like Duke Fucking Nukem, by Golly. . : creeping-judas
• George, if you are trolling us, I will be very upset =( : deveus1
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  ba-da-boom, big ba-da boom : oHnOES
  • lol The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later. : oHnOES
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  Is it coming? Is it coming?! : Kentor
  • This game is nevar coming out lol I am armchair game industry analyst. cat. : freshyk
• the end times are definitely approaching.... : t0ad
• WHAT THE FUCK. ACCOUNT VERIFICATION BY ADMINISTRATOR? C'MON, GEORGEB. YOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR IT. : Rice-Rocketeer
• So does this start the ~6 months to release timer? : TroZ
• longest thread incoming : goatjc
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  Um is he benching like 1,000 lbs? Wow! : pigvomit
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    DUKE NUKEM BENCHES TANKS! : NFXFSX
    • Duke Nukem = Chuck Norris : Iwannaacura
  • Like Dr. Dre at the music awards : The Key
  • 1,000 lbs of FREEDOM : tomservo
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    1125, it looks like. : riptyde
    • That would be awesome if that was the release date. 11/25. : deathofrats
• omfg awesome! posting in epic thread : pieman
• PLEASE I hope this means it will be out soon, not "release awesome trailer like we did in 2001 and then g... : Serpico74
• armegeddon! : bwine
• OMG! The teaser video tomorrow should 0wn. : CrustaR
• george why you gotta overload your server so i can't see it. : dahanese
• Batten down the hatches! Teh intrawebs are going to asplode! : shortbuscaptain
• Jesus fucking Christ I still can't believe it. : dmason
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  Imageshack mirror: http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2180/dnfteasershotuk1.jpg : Crankladon
  • lol imageshack. that ought to last a few minutes ;) : eldersveld
  • I didn't know Dognose smoked cigars. : .sticks.
• I pooped myself : GloriousCow
• oh my oh my oh my : Snuffles-
• bullshit! can't wait. : Nihilist
• Cool! : d fluke
• 2008 is the year of DNF, i can feel it : electroly
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  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I knew it. Eat it. Eait NOW! : avatar_58
  • eat what? : xxiv
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  haha. hes all veiny. ew! : chilln
  • veiny with a slight sheen of sweat....OH YEAH : Borzoi
• If the video is just Duke pumping iron, how many of you will actually fap to it? : pigvomit
• Uhhhh... whoa. : NastyJack
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  woah : skizl
  • This week we SCORE TOUCHDOWNS FOR DUKE! : Omaha
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  summary, please? server's down. =( : mindmann
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    He is getting ready to kick some alien ass and I have chills and I think I'm going to cry : dognose
    • someone make dognose a poster of this stat : dahanese
    • well, you know we support you here, dognose. you're among friends. =( : mindmann
    • lol, like winning the lottery! : sergeon
  • Duke Nukem fucking the MOON. : GloriousCow
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    Last Saturday we had our annual company Christmas party. It was a lot of fun as usual but it featured on... : oHnOES
    • ^^^^^^^ here is what it said in the forum post : oHnOES
    • awesome. thanks for the cut + paste. the context is helpful. Definitely looking forward to this video. : mindmann
    • First teaser? More like the 3rd one. : razlebol
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  Cool thing is, that character model looks like it could be in a real game. Not a doctored-up video. So ... : EvilDolemite
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    doesnt really look like duke nukem though, at least not how i remember him looking. : jujubees
    • Duke, like Max Payne, has undergone extensive plastic surgery. : EvilDolemite
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  haha, awesome : Drewus
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    Also, the Duke 3d music started playing in my head the moment i saw that picture : Drewus
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      DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, DUN, DAAAAA DA DA DA DAAAA DA DAAAAAAAAA : eldersveld
      • http://www.netzwerkomaha.com/pub/videos/DNF2001_HiQ.mov Everyone else is posting it why shouldn't I? : Omaha
• Fuck yes. : daedraug
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  wasn't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPX_y7wP_ko the "first" teaser trailer? : skunk_ape
  • No, I think the first one was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOPjBoClw0, but the one you posted is still... : Omaha
  • yep. I remember how exciting that was when it came out. : re-verse
• That looks nice. : chuck577
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  lol server is too busy when trying to register : Dravenport
  • There were 900 people online, then I refreshed and there's 1300 online. So yeah. Haha. : Hello Kitty
  • FUCK FUCK FUCK MIRROR? : p4ck3tloss
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  Slightly bummed George isn't making the announcement via YTMND like he said he would: http://www.shacknew... : Serpico74
  • nobody said its gold yet... : GloriousCow
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    well that's the gold announcement. this is just a teaser trailer. : ventro
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      Ah, you're right, you're right... : Serpico74
      • Although a teaser announcement via YTMND would also be nice! : Serpico74
  • he's talking about putting it on ytmnd when it goes gold. however, he did announce this on an online foru... : dahanese
• OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD : RobFlinn
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  meh : jrock
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    ^^^ Git 'em boys! : pigvomit
    • hehehe ;) : jrock
  • ur fuckin ded! >:( : Q-ball
  • meh indeed : mwasher
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  so is it just the picture? no announcement or video, or some text to go with the picture? : snicker-snack 2
  • video tomorrow : logik?
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    http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/50457 : Maarten Goldstein
    • "We are not shitting you" God Bless You Shack. : stonedonkey
  • Look at the front page, or click on the link at the root of the post. : tomservo
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    TOMORROW AT NOON CST = VIDEO !!!!?!?!?!!111111 : Downforce
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      I am not going in to work tomorrow : dognose
      • I just cancelled 2 paying client appointments : Downforce
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        FUCK! The boss isn't letting me miss work tomorrow, there is a big move I have to work! : dognose
        • Give me your work places phone #. They may be getting a call about a bomb :) : NastyJack
        • I will speak to your boss. "This is not the dognose you are looking for. Move along." : Downforce
        • I'll see if I can hack your work's network and broadcast the trailer on every screen in the building. : Orange Pylon
        • Take a break at noon. Watch video. Profit. : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • With your background, this absolutely qualifies as a religious observance. We'll back ya up on it. : pigvomit
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    hey slapnuts, read the 3drealms post! : bfzzzz
    • the link that was shackdotted? thanks buddy! : snicker-snack 2
  • snicker-snack 2? What happened to 1? : CrustaR
  • Teaser video tomorrow at noon cst. : Hello Kitty
  • The link explains everything. : slax0r
  • video tomorrow I think : RobFlinn
  • game is getting released tomorrow at noon cst : sanchez
• me want it now!!!! : sanchez
• Wow... here's hoping its as good as we all hope. : Q-ball
• WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?~!!?! : Jackass1233
• shacknews mirror, fags http://www.shacknews.com/screenshots.x?gallery=8915&game_id=4886 : sexninja!!!!
• hot damn, i take a walk out side and come back to this and the front page stuff. Happy friggin holidays! : smacknca
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  I just crypukebleedshitted : VegasX
  • seriously I think I am going to jack off into a fucking Tornado right now : VegasX
• lol the server is too busy at the moment. pwned. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Digg it: http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/NEW_Image_from_Duke_Nukem_Forever_released_Video_tomorrow : BlackCat9
  • Done : Kentor
• Thank fucking god we're finally going to get a gaming thread with more replies than those attention whori... : OverloadUT
• whoa. :O : delataur
• TRIP TO VEGAS TIME?!?!?! : itsjames
• Belated "LETS ROCK : soggybagel
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  YES Getting in on this epic thread! : Chepito.
  • Yes but you must get in on the one on the front page and of course the one tomorrow when the trailer hits... : hashd
• Got to be a part of this epic thread, just because! : spiderfill
• Needs more strippers. : Bruzilla
• Nice headline: Duke Nukem Forever Trailer Releasing Tomorrow; This is Real and We Are Not Shitting You : Rag and Bone Man
• wait til the end: george forgot to remove the line that says "coming xmas 2002" : ]pm[chem
• SO HAPPY HERE, OMG!!! : Enigme
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  HOLY SHIT! Is 2008 the year I can finally use http://www.stevesilva.net/stuff/3drcert.JPG ?!! : sneak
  • Dude, that's hilarious : d fluke
  • Hahahah : Serpico74
  • Perhaps, sneak. Perhaps. : CrustaR
  • Hahahah. awesome. : soggybagel
  • Fucking awesome. : pigvomit
  • hahahaha : delataur
  • Hahaha I sincerely hope you do. It specifically says it's good for 3d Realms games! : OverloadUT
  • hahaha thats awesome : sikander
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    ahhaha its a good thing you didn't use that as a gag gift for your WE :D : RobFlinn
    • LOL ...I actually found it while looking for something to include in my WE :) Speaking of WE, I'll be ... : sneak
  • Auction time? : Enigme
  • is that you? bet that hair is all gone by now : boomstickah
  • ahahahahahhah : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • this is epic. EPIC. YOU SIR, WIN : Downforce
  • hahaha. : AMikaboshi
  • This is historic!! : TPSReport
  • That is one of the most awesome things I have ever seen. : Goncyn
  • hahah oh my god. I'm sure GeorgeB will honor this. : edgewise
  • hahaha : furiouscrak
  • lawl : Jiven
  • hahahah, fucking awesome. : burningtrees
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    Hopefully they are willing to account for price inflation, lol. : Merconium
    • the dollar is worth quite a bit less today though :( awesome letter and offer though! : jrock
  • haha, that's friggin' fantastic! You'll have to keep us updated when it's released.. : Hiro
  • you have to divx yourself going into ebgames or gamestop and giving that to the clerk when trying to purc... : infiltrator`
  • All of those expensed lap dances are apparently about to pay off! : rocksockm
• Anybody going to predict a release date, lets do it! I'm saying in under 6 months. : pieman
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  I don't want to be the one with sand in the vagina, but haven't they released several trailers over the y... : Finestaut
  • Yeah, my initial response was 'this'll buy them another 5 years'. : dooberzoo
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  I don't understand Digg.. an article from ign gets 2 diggs and is on the front page of gaming... the link... : stonedonkey
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    seriously, every shacker with a Digg account needs to dig our story to the TOP, as we should be the undis... : MisterPhoton
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      Why does anyone care? I can see Digg being useful for blogs who need to generate hits, but does Shacknews... : bozer
      • shacknews hits = Steve money = happy Steve supporting Steve is better than supporting Gamespot or IGN ... : MisterPhoton
      • Seriously, all digg is now is stupid conspiracy theory links and crap. : mavmavv
    • It won't matter. The hard-core digg people will intentionally bury any links that they didn't personally... : riptyde
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=11834452 : aaarrrgh
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  INTERNET STATUS: MELTDOWN : Durandal07
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    if today is meltdown then tomorrow there will be a black hole jet : delataur
    • I fully expect the Internet to just completely break tomorrow. : OverloadUT
• Pre-MOTHER FUCKING-Order'd! : Str8Dog
• This has to be a lie! If it's not, it's a sign of the end times!!! DNF is a myth!! : thetangent
• THIS IS THE FINAL SIGN! JESUS CHRIST IS RETURNING AND WE WILL FEEL HIS WRATH! : walker270
• oh my god : lakren
• dude wtf! : lodgiikal
• I think the entire internet broke. : p4ck3tloss
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  :D : virus
  • ...is that screenshot DOGNOSE?!? : virus
• Time to start saving for that DNF giveaway I promised several years ago... : Odoyle
• MIRROR since I and everyone else missed it http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15819167 : p4ck3tloss
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  Who is now going to plan on building a new system in the next 6 months for this? I know I am : RobFlinn
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    360+50inch 1080p plasma 5.1 surround>7 year old PC with 23inch cinema display : VegasX
    • I've never done this before, but I'm buying both. : pigvomit
  • I was on the fence about building a new system, but I will be if the game looks this damn good. : liqker
  • I did this for HL2, just be warned, don't build until you are completely guaranteed a release date :(. ... : pieman
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  This thread had better put the doom/quake threads to shame. : Q-ball
  • Duke3D > Quake : delataur
  • that's tomorrow. wait for the movie thread. this is a WARMUP. an... APPETIZER. the PRL is going to sa... : Downforce
• 11 years ago I was finishing junior high. : mindshot
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  DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HISTERIA! : AMikaboshi
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    TOTAL PROTONIC REVERSAL! : pigvomit
    • THIS MAN HAS NO DICK : skinlab133
  • MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY : thetangent
• from google news search :( Phantom Lapboard isn’t vaporware after all Coolest Gadgets, U : p4ck3tloss
• Posting in this historic thread...2008 is going to be way to good to us! : PenicillinX57
• ! Historic pants crap moment! Yay for us! Yay for 3DR! Yay for dognose! Yay for Duke! ! : RevRaven
• Wow, this is exiciting. : Robotic Puppy Eater
• mommy : dael
• Amazing! : chungathebunga
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  I'm a bit surprised. I just hope they're not making the dumb mistake of starting some kind of years-long ... : FlatlineDixay
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    FlatlineDIxay shacnkews marketing expert.. How many A+ titles have you released? : boomstickah
    • In the last ten years you mean? : FlatlineDixay
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  digg it bitches!!!!!!1 http://digg.com/gaming_news/Duke_Nukem_Forever_Trailer_Releasing_Tomorrow : boomstickah
  • I submitted that, I hope I didn't screw up. It seemed to make its way to the front page quickly enough. : rock elf
• This is the most surprising thing in the history of things. : pyrogen
• I just hope that people don't expect too much from this. I mean, when I think of the word "teaser", I'm e... : Orange Pylon
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  There is lots of information that one could gleen from this picture. First, Duke is wearing sunglasses... : OverloadUT
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    I don't want any of that. I just want WSAD, mouse1 fire, mouse2 detonate pipebombs. And blow the holy... : EvilDolemite
    • ^^^^^ : pigvomit
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      I want a 3rd person shooter with RPG like leveling up, 2 gun carry limit, universal ammo, bullet time, WW... : edgewise
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        also needs a cover system, lots of cutscenes and an in-game PDA : delataur
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          and a flashlight : mindmann
          • remove jumping. Perhaps have duke shed some tears? : crockroches
    • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ No need for innovation when it comes to DUKE FUCKING NUKEM! : NFXFSX
  • Fuck that. I have waited almost 10 years to plant the Mighty Boot (TM) in some begging alien's face! W : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Definitely on all of those. Also I bet the first half of the game revolves around lifting weights. Also i... : systatic
    • We're definitely on to something here. A weighlifting minigame is a must. : OverloadUT
    • :'( : Lightbulb
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  I hope it supports Glide. : MeenMunky
  • 3dfx for life! : RevRaven
• I'm excited, but theres no way im holding my breath... : great-white
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  what does it say? : oatmela
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    http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15819546#itemanchor_15819546 : oHnOES
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      thanks. So this is what the end of the world is like eh? : oatmela
      • its the end of the world as we know it and I feeelll fffffiinnnneee! : RobFlinn
• :O : Squirrely
• I knew it! Santa has checked my profile page.. this is epic! : Mmmmmoo
• how can i not join in on this epic post? : agentlead
• Ya know, I like what they've done with his look there. This might actually work. : node
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  is it gonna 0wn? : skynet
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    not only is it going to 0wn, but maybe even pwn. : xxiv
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      Duke doesn't say all that l33t bullshit! : onji
      • DUKE SAYS WHATEVER HE WANTS TO SAY. : xxiv
• http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/Primate_bucket/I_Want_To_Believe.jpg : theamazingrand0
• Wow. Just Wow. Merry Christmas Internet! : xoque
• And who said Christmas miracles were not real! : Normality
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  Time to party like it's 1999 : egg5hen
  • more like 1997 amirite : cpt_gloval
• wow I leave for 4 hours and this happens, holy shit! : ant_hillbilly
• holy titty fucking christ : Yanks
• omg i need to hear duke talk some trash! bring it 3dr! : grendel
• Fuck yeah. : Fyunch Click
• 0_o r u srsly!? : Jiven
• meh : Albemuth
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    FIRST MEMBER : king_darius
    • it's going to be really fun trying to guess shacknames : Caboose
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  Someone must record dognose seeing the trailer. : jonin
  • what he'll do to the screen would be unsuitable for those under 18 : Postal
  • Seeing the new DNF teaser will be like seeing goatse for the first time for dognose. : Wolfanoz
• Fuck. Yes. :D:DD:D:D:D:D:D : steve_o
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  I'm freaking out man : Degenerate
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    breathe, damnit, breathe! : cltcprd
    • I stopped on the way home and bought an oxygen tank : Degenerate
• OK 3DREALMS NEEDS TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER SO I CAN SEE THE FUCKING SITE PLEASE : virus
• The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later. Cocktease! I'm gonna need to whip out... : Ovate
• lol its still not coming out. : Lawgiver
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  This thread pisses in the face of anyone who's gone "lolz does anyone even care about DNF lolz" : EvilDolemite
  • plus the over 300 comments in the story itself : Degenerate
• YAHOOO!!!!!! : Waffles!
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  Ensign, set a course for DNF...MAXIMUM ShackHype Factor ENGAGE. : HojuSimpson
  • DNF HOLY SHIT!!! : pukerat
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  OH MY GOD *cuts dick off* : arizona bay
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    whoa guy! i think you're over reacting : papaskot
    • tbh, he's under-reacting. : ventro
• "I can't stop pumping cum" has never been so appropriate. : NeoMoose
• if this is bullshot, I will rape every single one of you. : ghost hacker
• so apparently duke is going to use the punching attack more often : infiltrator`
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  i can't see anything but i'm assuming it means the next duke is coming soon : industro
  • yes, tomorrow at noon. : mindmann
  • I mirrored the image on shackspace way back up the thread somewhere : mikecyb
• I had a feeling this was coming from some comments over the past couple of days. FUCKING AWESOME THO! : scottythejock
• I posted once already in this thread, but I'm just so excited I have to do it again!! : warcrow
• HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : Ryno
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  but what if it comes out now and it sucks (no offense GB)? :( : sKetchflow
  • it can't. it won't. in the words of the distinguished nose, "it's gonna own". : industro
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    You wont have to worry about that : Degenerate
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      Doom 3, although not a complete failure, definitely wasn't what everyone was hyped about. : sKetchflow
      • Half-Life 2 was well worth the extra year wait. : dmason
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        Dont you ever compare DNF to Doom3 again mister! : Degenerate
        • I just have issues with insecurity :( : sKetchflow
      • i will slap you! : industro
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    We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. : Orange Pylon
    • And then we'll burn it behind us! : c0bra
• So Phantom ships AND DNF announcement in the same week!?! *faints* : SeaLlama
• Don't get too excited until they actually announce a demo or a release date. : Lone Swordsman
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  Meh HOLY MOTHER OF COWS : grandmasterlee
  • you leave her out of it :( : GloriousCow
• omg omg omg wut : thekidd
• Posting in this historic thread. : -efx-
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  callin it, remember this. Hype has already killed this game. Even if it is an excellent game, the hype : paravis
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    absolute bullshit, it's the complete opposite. I don't care if it's a great game or not, and anyone who j... : lakren
    • I agree, and the humor is what will set it apart from "other" FPSs. I'm not looking for the 2nd coming i... : cltcprd
    • I'm not going to view this game as a rabid Duke fan, as I didn't care much for the original to begin with... : paravis
  • You are wrong. The hype is what will make me LOVE this game even if it's complete and utter shit. I will ... : OverloadUT
• See, I told you dognose tells the truth even when he lies. : felicia
• Why does George B. want to kill dognose??? : Anti_dentite
• I hope this is really really good. : redfive
• So, when do we tell Dognose this is all a practical joke on him? : SolrFlare
• Can you fucking believe it? : yossapw
• hey what's going n in this duke forever thread? :D : metalremains
• Mickey Rourke is Duke Nukem now? : Saman
• ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! : tomatoactivator
• its an exciting time to be alive : strider_
• I wonder if that Bombshell character is still in it? : RobFlinn
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  omg I'm masterbating furiously!! by the length of this thread one would think there was a new chick intro : GonzoRookie
  • Her name is Duke. : Moonbase Commander
• د.ن.ف. ذاهب إلى اÃ... : Flying h4x0r
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  * 1 2 - 1 8 - 2 0 0 7 * NEVAR FORGET * : itsjames
  • * N E V E R F O R G O T T E N ' D * : virus
• PLEASE TELL ME SO! : Freon
• Looks like Duke is channeling some Jack Nicholson : HojuSimpson
• OH MY FUCKING GOD. : TastyWheat
• officially stoked : haccess
• i better get in on this. Awesome. : burning eye
• I'm so jaded that I didn't even raise an eyebrow at this. Am I dead inside? : lyme

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  Logitech MX518. : omnova
  • ^^ best value : DJ Clipdat
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    I have the red mx 510, so I second this suggestion. Logitech knows their stuff. : avatar_58
    • I also have a 510, it's great! : ckaps
  • ^^ honestly use this : Mr.SEX
  • I love my MX518 also. : maldoror
  • The mouse of champions. : Mad Jack McMad
  • agreed : Draugluin
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    best mouse ever, doesn't work on macs unless you want to buy a program. How dumb is that. So glad I got r... : boomstickah
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      really? that sucks- since this would be for my imac : Mmmmmoo
      • as long as you buy USB overdrive stuff will work. Without that it will click stuff, but forget about b... : boomstickah
    • My mx518 works fine with my osx partition, not sure about the resolution change on the fly aspect but as ... : maldoror
  • Yup. Mine wore out after about 3 years, compared all the new hotness in mice, and went back for another ... : bipolar
• What do you consider not too expensive? : Degenerate
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  less than $60, i guess : Mmmmmoo
  • I was going to suggest a habu but I dont think you can find it under $60 yet. : Degenerate
• If your budget is tight, I guess MX518 is the best c/b. But there are some nice recent models, like the G... : Nitrium
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  i know you said not too expensive but i recommend the logitech g9. a mouse generally lasts you quite a wh... : xxiv
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    good one THE BEST ONE I'm about to buy another g9 for my laptop just because the g5 seems rough by com... : walker270
    • yeah i really am loving mine. : xxiv
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      my brother just got a g9 and it seems too small for my hands : SockMonkeh
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        SockMonkeh, what do you use right now? : CrustaR
        • Logitech MX500. Hasn't failed me yet, though I think I'd prefer something with a flat design instead of t... : SockMonkeh
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        even with the larger shell? : xxiv
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          The two shells he has are the same size. : SockMonkeh
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            weird. there one that is noticeably larger than the other. http://www.newegg.com/product/product.asp?... : xxiv
            • Interesting. The two that his came with are a smooth grip and a textured grip but they are the same size. : SockMonkeh
  • G9 looks a bit too much : Mmmmmoo
  • I agree here. You might as well push your budget up the additional $20 or so and get a G9. There really i... : Syixxs
• microsoft intellimouse 3.0 best ever : Iwannaacura
• Spend the extra money on a Logitech G9. : walker270
• Logitech LX3 : semaphore
• ive been quite pleased with this one from creative: http://us.creative.com/products/product.asp?category=... : jujubees
• i've been using an MX310 for a bit and it has treated me well. extra bonus if you are a lefty because thi... : cpt_gloval
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  I'm just wondering who at Logitech thought it's ugly bubbley liquid face design was a good idea? Good ... : My Documents
  • ^^^ Intended for MX510/518 subthread. :[ : My Documents
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    I like the design http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418E7H3ZYHL._AA280_.jpg : avatar_58
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      I think that photo is a misrepresentation of the actual design. Before getting my red MX510, I was expec... : My Documents
      • Hmm? Mine looks exactly like whats pictured. It's sort of marble-like. I guess the design (the dark VS li... : avatar_58
      • it has that gay "battle damage" design, right? : cpt_gloval
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  mx1000 or the new mx revolution. (i havent used the revolution but the mx1000 has 10 buttons : oHnOES
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    Negative on the Revolution. It sucks. Anyone considering one should check out the threads on here about i... : ckaps
    • i've had no issues with my revolution : boring gegtik
• I love my G5 gaming mouse. The little weights to make it heavier + on-the-fly DPI adjustment is great if ... : zerog83
• thanks guys. unfortunately,i can't find the 518 at best buy's site.. but there is the g5. it's more than ... : Mmmmmoo
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  I still like cords better than wireless, I don't care what anyone says I notice lag... Microsoft Inte... : stonedonkey
  • are you basing this on using MS wireless mice? : cpt_gloval
  • There is really, really no lag any more. Not on highend wireless mice. : EvilDolemite
  • are you using a shitty lcd? : oHnOES
  • i like you too man : CoRDS
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  MX518, best damn mouse period. should run you $30-40 : Jayx77
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    Whats the difference between the MX518 and the 510 btw? I own the 510 and I'm just curious. Is the 518 la... : avatar_58
    • No, afaik, the 518 is still optical, just has a higher DPI. : ckaps
    • They are pretty close from what I have heard. I havent tried the 510 so I cant comment on that one. Hi... : Jayx77
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  I love my G9. Best purchase ever. : coraldayton
  • http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826104079 Special on newegg. : coraldayton
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    Is the G9 actually comfortable? It just looks so bulky and ugly (IMO) that I can't imagine it feeling nic... : ckaps
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      It's actually smaller than it looks. Actually it's the smallest mouse I've used outside of notebook mice,... : Dynotaku
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        I will have to check these out in store to see how comfortable they are, but I am really surprised to hea... : ckaps
        • Keep in mind there are 2 shells for it. I use the smaller of the 2 with the rougher surface. I imagine pe... : Dynotaku
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  Logitech g9 is on sale right now for like $45. Its easily the best mouse i've ever touched. : re-verse
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    If you go here: http://passwird.com/ , then search for G9, you'll see it. I can't seem to link directly t... : re-verse
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      ^^Thanks. : CrustaR
      • Oh, lame, it's a $20 mail-in rebate. :[ : CrustaR
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        motherfucker i just bought this like 4 days ago and spend 65 or whatever. oh well. : xxiv
        • also $10 off if you snag it from buy.com using google checkout...just pulled the trigger on this one : t0ad
  • Link to deal, please... : CrustaR
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  logitech's wireless mice would be cooler if they didn't require putting on the base to charge. i wnat to ... : cpt_gloval
  • thats a really good idea and im surprised no one has done it already. why cant they put in a miniusb conn... : railchu
• I have an A4 that I like pretty well. http://www.a4tech.us/ : smegmar

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  Books, check 'em out! : slickdoody
  • At your library : zerog83
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    I know one other person in the world that knows this commercial. We used to sing it at college and every... : zebosausamite
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      Ya, I always thought it was really common for people in my age group. I'm surprised more shackers didn't... : slickdoody
      • who the fuck was the rap group that did that song? was it anyone of note or just a random group of obscur... : zerog83
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        I lol'd immediately, btw : zerog83
        • I like you then. : zebosausamite
• FWIW the first book was the weakest of the three in my opinion, you'll like the rest even better! : boring gegtik
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  Every dollar you contribute to this movie lets the Jesus-hating terrorists advance 3 spaces and collect $... : eseiat
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    this was the sole reason I wanted to go see it, because the fundies had their panties in a wad over it... : Str8Dog
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      Agreed, but seeing New Line take a $120 Million loss (estimated) on a film makes me happy in my soul as w... : eseiat
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        Why do you throw chip at New Line : EvilDolemite
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          Im curious about this as well.. New Line let Wes Craven make Nightmare on Elm Street.. they are ok in my ... : Str8Dog
          • And NoES gave us a young Heather Langenkamp, who was the inspiration for many, many teenage rub-out sessi... : riptyde
    • It's amazing to see the box office difference between the two because of that. : pigvomit
  • lol : hamachi
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  yah! the whole theater went "WHOA" at that part. : hirez
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    whole theater erupted in uneasy laughter at my showing. it might have been since it was halfway advertis... : sticman77
    • I was thinking while we were watching the movie that it was pretty damn violent for a children's movie. T... : Str8Dog
    • yeah, they clearly didn't market this movie effectively. they should have gone after the LOTRs crowd inst... : zebrigazi
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  Dude, it's got Bear Warriors. What more can you ask for? : famine101
  • I'll bet Stephen Colbert's head exploded when he saw it. : Rotten Deadite
• Agreed. It was really violent, darkly subversive, and the kids weren't fucking irritating. : jessipoo
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  How the hell does this movie have 40% on rotten tomatoes? It's not a total stinker. : pyros
  • Because it's a binary choice. : K1Bond007
• I chuckled a little when Kidman spanked her monkey. : ultramega
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  books are way better. i'm glad you liked the movie though. that means you are about to have an epic readi... : dahanese
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    totally I am tearing through the books, I love all the detail that is missing from the movie. : Str8Dog
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      not that it's directly connected in any way but after this trilogy is done you might consider pcking up t... : boring gegtik
      • added it to my amazon wishlist ill check it out : Str8Dog
    • i am 1/3 through the last book, and my friend bought me the follow up book about lyra for christmas. : dahanese
• The movie was paced like shit. Other than that it was pretty good. I am listening to the audiobook of ... : OverloadUT
• I liked it, but everyone else in my group of 5 didn't care for it, especially the one guy who read the bo... : feek
• As a big fan of the books, I found it hard to enjoy the movie. I felt it would've been good if it was dou... : renegade732
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  I don't understand the controversy, after having seen the movie and read the first 160 pages or so of the... : Str8Dog
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    I was in the same boat.. it picks up steam and by early in the third book it's pretty much like being bea... : boring gegtik
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      hahaha ok so its a preemptive strike! : Str8Dog
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        pretty much. : hamachi
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          With the box office totals from TGC, it looks like their strike was successful. : pigvomit
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            ever since OGC I can't look at that acronym anymore : boring gegtik
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              Oh yeah, TGC looks like an Ithorian (star wars) whacking off. : pigvomit
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                TGC -- NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE!!!! : boring gegtik
                • and hung like Dyson vacum : sesmaster
• Polar Bears walk up to this shit : MatthewPhillips
• Fuck yes, Iorek is a bad ass. (book 2 and 3 spoilers) Although he doesn't get as much attention after boo : Chrrs
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  DID IT SHOW THE GUY THAT WAS TRYING TO KIDNAP LYRA GET HEADSHOTTED BY AN ARROW? : duncandun
  • they did show the dudes getting hit with arrows, but I don't recall a headshot... : Str8Dog
  • Might have, but I can't remember with all the fighting going on, but the scientist chick from Deep Blue S... : Totenjaeger
  • LOL @ UT references in this thread. : Rice-Rocketeer
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  God dude, I thought it was pathetic. Plot all out of order, events happening totally different just so t : kainen1
  • oh god : duncandun
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  Haha you did exactly what the Catholic church was afraid you were going to do. : riptyde
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    yeah I just read the wikipedia page that explained why Donahue suggested the boycott... and it was exactl... : Str8Dog
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      Once you are finished with the books, please let us know if you stop believing in God, so we can send you... : riptyde
      • What if you stopped before you decided to read the books? : uglysad
      • I think I am a pretty well known Atheist on the shack. : Str8Dog
• i really disliked that movie. the pacing was really terrible, and i thought the story overall was pretty... : pandastrong
• CEMENTED! I am going this weekend. : p4ck3tloss

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• When I got my red rider beebee gun and shot my eye out. : gmd
• tyco RC buggies. those things went faster than i could run. would even last about 20 minutes on 8x durace... : cpt_gloval
• Waking up early and stepping outside of my door, and my parents had left a trail of Commodore 64 games st... : MatthewPhillips
• my first atari, that I had to attach to my first t.v. when I still needed rabbit ears to get reception. ... : PapaBoo
• Castle of Grayskull /He Man toys probably : bozer
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  I remember getting the original NES and hooking up the powerpad. We played track and field all morning, ... : silent77
  • My parents never bought me a videogame-related gift :( They thought they were useless. I did manage to ... : EvilDolemite
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  did you ever learn how to play anything cool : Chandler55
  • Well if you pressed a button it would play Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go" so I guess that counts : EvilDolemite
• Getting my original NES. My god I was so excited. In fact, it lead to a horribly embarrassing pictu... : pigvomit
• When I got the huge KNEX rollercoaster. Man that thing was awesome. : OverloadUT
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  motherfucking AT-AT, that shit was huge + battery powered : bipolar
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    btw its pronounce At-At, Ay tee ay tee is for humongous fags : bipolar
    • It's never been "at at" you're wrong, boy : EvilDolemite
    • Oh man, the last thread about this was monstrous. ay tee ay tee : logik?
    • IAWTPATATFTW : HojuSimpson
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      so how do you pronounce AT-ST fag? : derelict515
      • "Scout Walker". Duh! : Bold
  • no fucking way! O_O Pics? DIVX? : thetangent
  • I got one of those too that was awesome till i tried riding on it :( : storyeye
• it was my earliest christmas memory. i remember waking up and going into the living room to find the tree... : AMikaboshi
• getting an intellivision + burger tine : t0ad
• There was this one rough year for my family when I was about 5 or 6. I got this lame plastic knock off a... : Edges
• I got a bike for christmas one year that looked like a motorcycle. It was effing awesome. That thing we... : trevis
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  I gave my little brother a guitar last year, and he cried. : jessipoo
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    He was never born to rock. : Drewus
    • He was super poor at the time and never expected it. Also, shut up. : jessipoo
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    I think yours is the only one about giving something instead of receiving something. : jenisthebest
    • i like to give crazy presents. it's fun! : jessipoo
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    sounds like he will be playing lots of Bright Eyes : bipolar
    • lol : FrayLo
  • my father gave my sister a full sized electronic piano for her apartment last year. they both almost crie... : dahanese
• Probably getting Ocarina and spending all day and night playing it, completely avoiding all my shitty rel... : Drewus
• When I got the Turbografx-16. It was actually enough Toys-R-Us gift certificates to buy a TG16, so I had... : filtersweep
• The one and only time it snowed enough to accumulate on the ground in Austin, TX. It was 1985, I ws 5 ye... : slax0r
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  The year I got left alone by everyone and got to play my xbox for the whole day. Seriously. I fucking... : Solstice
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    i long for the day when i'm not expected to drive back to my parents' house for christmas and can spend m... : electroly
    • It seriously was every flavour of awesome. No such luck this year :( : Solstice
  • Fucking Scrooge :( : EvilDolemite
  • Oi! Me and you are on the same page : Malku
• the christmas when i was 16. it was the first christmas i woke up and walked downstairs and my father was... : dahanese
• Oh I thought of another good one: One year my dad decided to get my brother and I a basketball hoop fo... : EvilDolemite
• Probably last year. Getting stuck in Chicago on 12/22 because of the blizzard in Denver. Had a "Planes ... : riptyde
• The year I got TIE Fighter. : Omaha
• Opening up a present which was the Legend of Zelda : VegasX
• Waking up early before anyone else and seeing sticks/twigs in my stocking. I used to play with stick : DM7
• probably the year I got the SNES. Super Mario World was unlike anything else I had seen, or played. ... : pandastrong
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  One year my aunt had just come home from getting her masters degree over at Oxford university and she had... : virus
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    what the fuck : walker270
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      i told you she was psycho! lol : virus
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        Morbid curiosity -- did she lose an eye? : walker270
        • nope - they rescued her vision, but she was stuck wearing an eye-patch for close to 6 months because they... : virus
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    Ahahahah, the imagery here is beautiful : d fluke
    • a modern Greek tragedy! : Merconium
  • someone needs to reenact this : spaceless
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    tell us what happened at your wedding! : jenisthebest
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      Ok so basically this psycho lady who we call my aunt is a jealous, raging bitch with massive issues with ... : virus
      • She sounds awesome. I'd make sure to invite her to everything just to so we could fuck with her. She'... : walker270
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        hahahahahah I love how every family has that one crazy person. : hamachi
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          Yeah, there's always at least one. Luckily, if I ever get married (lol), the crazy one in my family has a : Bean
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            how often does he try and ask you to use your lawyering powers to get him out of jail? I just love hea... : hamachi
            • Fortunately he never has. We don't really communicate. I have a few relatives in jail, and I speak to mos... : Bean
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          I feel deprived. I don't have any crazy people :( : jenisthebest
          • oh shit maybe that makes me the crazy person : jenisthebest
      • How did she have the reflexes to catch that bouquet after getting stabbed in the eye by a porcelain shard... : king_darius
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        proof of perfect body accusation plz. also, lols at fat bitch. thats awesome : epit
        • this is all i got: http://virus.shackspace.com/wedding_pics/just_married6.JPG : virus
      • Give me her phone number, I want to talk to that one. : DM7
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        Epic. I can't but wonder what turns people into that. : Merconium
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          It seems pretty obvious, she's extremely jealous of her sister and hates herself. : ventro
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            no no - this is my DAD's sister!!! LOL (my dad is normal!) : virus
            • sister brother. : ventro
      • Seriously need to see PICS of this aunt. : Edges
      • She'd be perfect to lead a WoW raid : grandmasterlee
  • hahaha holy crap we need the wedding story plz : nomaad
  • i'm guessing no more christmas presents for her! : erotic sock
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    • no, more like "insane, self-centered cunt who cares about nothing but herself, including her own daughter... : virus
  • i would have kicked her in the head while she was down. blamed it on the masks. : dahanese
  • wow. that's some amazing drama right there : hamachi
  • This woman is a teacher? God save the children. : lowayne
  • lol - from now on only buy her sharp things : Enigme
  • dude, I would so watch a reality show about this woman : BenMurphy
• The year I gave my son a Mega Fort. He was so happy. : edgewise
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  remember one year that there were so many presents under the tree, they spilled out all over the living r... : -=kodiak=-
  • CROSSFIRE! CROSSFIRE : EvilDolemite
  • heh. i remember a year like that. my family exchanges "non-santa" christmas gifts on christmas eve. one y... : mindmann
• when me and my brother got a goddamn SNES : JINKY
• When we got our NES, every relative got us a game. We literally got like a dozen games and a case to hol... : DinK
• Playing Thief 1 by the light of a Christmas tree, I think. Got the game a few weeks prior, but in the ru... : Lone Swordsman
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  the one when i got a Nintendo 64 : Korban
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    So that video was of you? ;) : DM7
    • thank god someone picked up on this. i'd be very disappointed if nobody on a gaming website got this. : Korban
• NES : opengl128
• My 2 older brothers and I got a card from out grandparents which took us on a treasure hunt which ended u... : bad_fish
• I still remember getting Optimus Prime. I really wanted it bad and I got it. I still remember looking u... : Freon
• Christmas 1989. That was the year I unwrapped a gameboy w/ Super mario Land, and the powerglove all on c... : Prozium
• the day I gave my father a card saying that I had missed him for 25 years as he was a heavy drinker and I... : stgdz
• 1982 - I got Castle Grayskull and Snake Mountain...my sister got a new stereo for her room which I ended ... : Saman

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  Firefox, Pidgin, Filezilla Paint.NET isn't bad either, but not in the same league as the first three. ... : ThomW
  • Adium is great freeware so is irfanview : boring gegtik
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    What makes you say that about Paint.Net ? : sharkII
    • Maybe because it's Damn Dirty Microsoft-based software. : Schnapple
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      he hates .NET and all it touches : Dave-A
      • Well it could be that because Firefox, Pidgin, etc. are all made from and of 100% open source technologie... : Schnapple
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        I <3 .NET It pays the bills : ThomW
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          i thought that was ur skillz : Dave-A
          • more like System.Skillz : smegmar
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      Firefox, Pidgin and Filezilla are great apps. Paint.NET is decent, but it's not like the best paint appl... : ThomW
      • ok, gotcha. : sharkII
• GNU/Linux no really : johnsto
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  eclipse : topkatz
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    i prefer netbeans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : boring gegtik
    • Does it have something like perspectives? What about plugins to handle dev of other languages like eclip... : topkatz
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  Firefox. Am also a big fan of Filezilla. : riptyde
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    Oh, and altho it's a web app and may not fit your question: LogMeIn.com : riptyde
    • no, any software. : mavmavv
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    ^ this plus Thunderbird I really like Thunderbird portable. : MagicWishMonkey
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      I forgot Thunderbird. That program rocks as well. : ThomW
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        My biggest complaint is that it tends to crash during auto-updates, and by crash I mean it totally hoses ... : MagicWishMonkey
        • Thunderbird used to be pretty flaky for me, now I'm very happy with it (and Lightning, the calendar add-o... : SiW73
• To be pedantic, Firefox could have been closed source but still allowed you to use all those extensions. ... : SiW73
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  PostgreSQL. : bcyde
  • postgres is awesome, as is Miranda IM : Clay
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  firefox, irfanview, foobar, and media player classic : anthonybean
  • Yes, MPC and VLC. I forgot about those. : mavmavv
• vim : dmason
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  FireFox, Pidgin, Filezilla, RivaTuner, SpeedFan, LeechFTP. ATiTool and Motherboard Monitor back in the da... : jrock
  • lol LeechFTP I still have that installed. It's not open source, is it? : ThomW
• Firefox, Vim, foobar, and PuTTY are on my Quick Launch bar. Also Pidgin. : Goncyn
• 7zip Notepad++ Launchy TrueCrypt : poknatcha
• Firefox and OpenOffice for me. : skizl
• firefox, thunderbird : JohnnyDanger
• gom player is also nice. : xxiv
• Firefox, Filezilla, Pidgin, VLC player. : freshyk
• Irfanview, Winamp, Gimp : Solstice
• XBMC!!! Also KeePass and Notepad++. : OverloadUT
• Foxit. : Mad Brahmin Disease
• Open Source is overrated, IMO. We all use Firefox because it's a better program, not because we can see t... : nudel
• FF, VLC. I use to be a linux nut but just stopped caring and use windows again. : Visceral Monkey
• Firefox, Thunderbird, Amarok, Irssi : jabxvi

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• straight? lol : lakren
• pearl. : hirez
• Little cocks. And balls. : EvilDolemite
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  Pooka shell is probably what he is thinking. Abercrombie or American Eagle will have them on the cheap, ... : rossimo
  • ^iatwp : glio1337
• when i was in high school and early college i would get necklaces from american eagle : FrayLo
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  i think a standard gold rope chain would be appropriate. one that fits the neck and doesn't dangle at al... : PapaBoo
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    she's 15 :[ : laurgasms
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      what's the age of consent in Florida? : PapaBoo
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        16. Oh and the first time I met this chick she was putting her shirt back on. I knew I liked her when she... : laurgasms
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          what exactly was the joke? : PapaBoo
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            "I just had your brother's dick in me, LOL" : MisterPhoton
            • lol : ThomW
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            The second time I met her she said something like "Nice to meet you, with all of my clothes on this time.... : laurgasms
            • sounds like a cool chick, hope your brother doesn't get in trouble or anything : PapaBoo
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          For those worried about the legal implications of this situation, FL law enforcement agencies have no jur... : Tommy Toolbag
          • Yeah, because that's totally putting my mind at ease. : Moonbase Commander
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      hang on, he's 18 and she's 15? uhhh : filthysock
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        he's not fuckin her until her 16th birthday. : laurgasms
        • Does he think Chris Hanson will really care? : Tommy Toolbag
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          but then he'll be 19 and she 16. Thats means she's in school and he's the creepy older dude banging a sch... : filthysock
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            when i was 16 i was dating an 18 year old. my 20 year old friend dates 27 year olds. i don't expect it to... : laurgasms
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              no 18yo would be dating my 15yo daughter. that's why god made shotguns and plenty of ammo. : metalremains
              • her mom is his boss and her mom adores him. he's a much better kid than her last boyfriend. who egged my ... : laurgasms
              • ...so that after you shoot him once (and he dies), you can riddle his body with shotgun pellets? To le : Rice-Rocketeer
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              I'm 28 and my girlfriend is 20. SO SCREW YOU GUYS : jbury
              • Yes but you are both legal. It's different when you hit 20. : deathofrats
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            Oh please. It's 3 years. Surely you don't subscribe to that nonsensical logic? Maturity is not based on a... : avatar_58
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              I'm 29, my wife is 26, it's no big deal now, but I don't think I would be dating her if she was 15 : PapaBoo
              • you'd be in jail : azenmaster
              • Jopapaboo? : boredguy
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              So what if he was 13 and she was 10? : Tommy Toolbag
              • Then it would be 5 years ago? : Ebu
            • The age thing becomes less of an issue as you get older. 28 and 20 isn't so bad. 18 and 15 is a little cr... : ColoradoCNC
        • but you just said she was naked with him. That's still just as illegal. : deathofrats
        • lol, bs. he's already hit it by now : ColoradoCNC
    • postmark it 6 months? : handofthrawn
    • Like the shack cares about that one... : ColoradoCNC
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  last year a shacker made this beautiful steel pendant for me modelled after this: http://us.st11.yimg.com... : dahanese
  • wow, that is nice. classy looking. :D : laurgasms
• Iced out Jesus.. http://www.wholesale.misterbling.com/java/jesushead/large/jesus1.jpg : theghostofsmdever
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  i have a simple black string one with an incan symbol, doesn't look gay at all. : filthysock
  • SARCASM [|||||||||||!!!!] : boring gegtik
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  a leather choker : Shadowdane
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    sniff My GF gave me one when we started dating :) : kanix
    • slaveboy? : glio1337
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  Well what kind of guy is he? Prep, Goth, Redneck, Surfer? These are important questions to know what ki : carazy
  • I don't know. He is honestly like a mini-me and I'm surprised he hasn't gotten a shack account yet. He's ... : laurgasms
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  http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=8237241 : sticman77
  • complete lols, haha : oHnOES
  • wow. haha. Since when is the labyrinth emo/punk/goth? : bakanoodle
• just make one out of concertina wire : spigot
• A chain necklace is the only thing I can think of unless you want to get him a Flava Flav Clock. http:... : chuck577
• A straight up gold chain. : pgharavi
• a simple, woven sterling silver chain would do just fine. Low key, not a nuisance. Got mine when I was 17... : zerog83
• gold heart shaped locket. : edgewise
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  18 year olds wear those tattered rope neckalces with shells or metal balls in them. Stuff like: http:/... : glio1337
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    no get him something at least a little classy :-( : dahanese
    • Thats the style for 16-2* year olds : glio1337
  • something like this also; http://www.alltribes.com/product_image.php?imageid=1008548&getbig=1 : FrayLo
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  http://www.hategun.com/blog/images/mrt.jpg : c0bra
  • Hahaha <3 Mr. T! : tfboc
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  Get your boyfriend to ejaculate on his neck. : spectr3
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    My greatest fantasy cum true. : laurgasms
    • just email him this link http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15817353#itemanchor_15817353 and tell him me... : sticman77
• Get him a necklace made with the ears and fingers of vietnam villagers. : gmd
• He's breaking up with a girl for a dude? sounds pretty gay to me. : voodooraze
• Get him a true warriors necklace, the UFC octagon necklace: http://ufcstore.seenon.com/detail.php?p=53... : filtersweep
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  I wear a necklace and a wrist band. Used to have an anklet too. Not gay. : sKetchflow
  • Anklet even sounds gay. Sorry man, you lose. : famine101
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    anklet might be overdoing it, bro. : xxiv
    • and by "bro" he means "boi" : jrock
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    I'm all for wrist bands. Leather and skulls and shit, that's how I do it. But necklaces and anklets are q... : voodooraze
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      anklets are as wrong as two boys fucking. : xxiv
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        As long as I'm not one of the "boys" I say have at it! : voodooraze
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          it's a saying voodoo, just a saying. : xxiv
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            Is it an offer? : voodooraze
            • sure man i can set you up with two dudes, for a price. : xxiv
  • LIVESTRONG : gmd
  • WRISTSTRONG : TwiLyght
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  Any of these will do: http://pufone.org/blog/in-gold-we-trust/ : ErneX
  • i kinda want that tie. i could put fridge magnets on it and have a different phrase every day. : re4ctor
• http://www.blingbot.com/images/30mm_rope_gold.jpg : Str8Dog
• Get him some protein and a blowout while your at it. : re4ctor
• a CLAW! (or shark's tooth) : heff
• anything that is NOT a necklace.. : jaga
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  Dinosaur Necklace: http://www.tattydevine.com/boutique/product_info.php?cPath=1_17&products_id=137 ! : helvetica
  • ahahaha my best friend and i have a big inside joke about dinosaurs, i would totally get her this... if i... : laurgasms
  • omg WANT : jessipoo
• HERE YA GO it's nice and manly, but looks comfortable too. http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/4828923... : voodooraze
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  Get a tiny vial and fill it with your blood. Then put it on a necklace and give it to him. Totally cree... : mrwolf710
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    That sounds freaking awesome to me. : voodooraze
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      yeah....sooo....about the whole, you coming down to my house thing.......... : pancake humper
      • You want some of my blood don't you? : voodooraze
  • ^^ Make sure it's moonblood. : walker270
• a G-Unit Spinner : glory hole
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  You realize I work for a titanium jewelry manufacturer right? dahanese can attest to our stuff. We specia... : pancake humper
  • omg, interested. : laurgasms
  • I want some bling in the shape of the shack logo! : voodooraze
  • ^^ he is FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE : dahanese
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  Laurgasms, something from Bico: http://www.bico.com.au/ I wear the f14 stylus chain and occasionall... : Vantage
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    soo is there any way to get this stuff in the US? it's real nice but i cant seem to find any way that i w... : laurgasms
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      Well, bico pacific is the north american distributor: http://www.bicopacific.com/home.html I presume r... : Vantage
      • seems like thats the kind of info you should have on your website. :[ : laurgasms
• hemp? i dunno. : mathyou

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  i like mine with goat cheese, artichoke hearts, basil, and tomato slices ^_^ : jessipoo
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    gross :( : GloriousCow
    • cow cheese 4 lyfe : spaceless
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    i like mine brushed with olive oil, and with pear and blue cheese. : mindmann
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      I discovered "Provel" cheese in St. Louis. It's, well, interesting: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prov... : eldersveld
      • huh. interesting. haven't had that. : mindmann
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  Oregano. : ejectorpod
  • Oregano and garlic are my favorite pizza toppings, on mozzarella. If only I could make the crust like the... : Odoyle
• a box looking structure that has a door on the front and it gets really hot inside, sometimes u put cats ... : mindshot
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  you need a crust, some kind of sauce, toppings, a baking stone, and a pizza peel : wtf242
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    and corn meal or polenta (very important) : wtf242
    • i love the smell that the corn meal makes on the hot stone. : mindmann
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    See, i dont have the peel/stone either. Which will hinder this I am sure, but I will figure it out. : great-white
    • well if it's a pre-baked crust you should be fine. they are really only requirements if you make your own... : wtf242
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      You do not need a pizza stone. You're set with what you have. : perstephanie
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        Good to hear, i was just gonna toss it either directly on the rack, or onto the back of a baking sheet. I... : great-white
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          Yes. The better method is to use a stone. : Bean
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            Well, im using premade crust. But thanks, that doesnt help me at all :( : great-white
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              Well if it's a premade crust, why the fuck bother? Tear it up and throw it in the toilet and flush. It'll : Bean
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                Thanks for the real advice. :( I want pizza tonight, and good dough generally needs a day to rise doesn'... : great-white
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                  ps. Is there a general duration i should bake it for, or does should I just watch the thing till crispy+m... : great-white
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                    i cook my pizzas at 550(highest the oven will go) for 6~ minutes. : wtf242
                    • He can't be doing that with a premade (and precooked) crust though. : Bean
                  • Well, that's a tougher call. What are you putting on it? Since you're using a premade crust, I'd turn the... : Bean
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                  i usually let my dough rise for about an hour on the counter. way better and way cheaper than buying it p... : cpt_gloval
                  • I may attempt home made this weekend. Thanks guys. : great-white
• Fresh Basil??? : hashd
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  FUCKING GARLIC : eldersveld
  • Preach on brutha : afty04
• MagicMushrooms : Haku-Jin
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  just go get a tombstone : arizona bay
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    Hell no. If I eat frozen pizza it better be Califonia Pizza Kitchen. : great-white
    • have you guys had home run inn frozen pizza from the store? so good : spaceless
• an oven. : Bean
• basil : drucifer
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  basil + oregano + onion powder + garlic powder + parmesean cheese = win : sexninja!!!!
  • powdered onion and garlic? :( : drucifer
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  make sure you use TOMATO SAUCE, not whatever pasta sauce you have rotting in a jar in the fridge : cpt_gloval
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    rgr. I was just gonna pick up one of those red cans of it. I like light sauce, will the small can suffic... : great-white
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      should be good. i usually make a pair of 12" pies with one short can. : cpt_gloval
      • oh and i recommend getting the salt added variety. might be bad for you i dunno but unsalted tomato sauce... : cpt_gloval

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  i basically just troll them. joke around and make them laugh. don't be all serious : wtf242
  • i think i'm going to try this : FrayLo
  • This sounds interesting. I've kinda been doing this. : Warlock
  • sorta like your post history amirite? : redfive
  • Yes! Dating advice from wtf242. This has got to be a winning strategy! : Githyanki
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  i've been on match for fucking 2.5 months and no one has responded to my emails. i think the profile i'm... : FrayLo
  • This sounds like what I do. I get more people that message me because of the crazy shit I have in my prof... : Warlock
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  Spell check, grammar check, don't talk about boobs. : perstephanie
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    I appreciate the joke, but I spend too much time working on the messages because of these things. :( And ... : Warlock
    • If you're spending too much time on the messages then you're probably coming across like you're applying ... : Haku-Jin
    • Having done the online dating thing, seriously, the first two cannot be overstated. I've seen an insane n... : perstephanie
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    hay babeh u have nise boobalies! emale me, kthxbye! : Bean
    • Gap? y/n? : Warlock
• Three words: Ten Inch Dick. That should do it : Thresher
• It's also hard to find non-college students that have decent jobs in my age range. : Warlock
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  a friend of mine fucked a couple chicks off of eharmony, maybe theyre easier and/or more desperate. of co... : sexninja!!!!
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    Is eHarmony the best paysite? I'm digging okCupid, but there's not nearly enough local girls on it. : Warlock
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      There is plentyoffish.com too, I am on these sites, but not actively trying to date anyone. Still getting... : Chunks
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        I started on Plentyoffish, and there's even less females in my area on there. The webdesign sucks too. ok... : Warlock
        • The funniest thing for me is that I just browse and browse and browse.. then I see someone I think is per... : Chunks
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          http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=makeshifttwerp I keep my profiles vague and (hopefully) somewhat clever... : lyme
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            Thanks for the advice.. I'll resend a couple of messages to people. : Warlock
            • One girl I met online said she received almost a hundred smiles/winks/flirts/messages within two days of ... : TwiLyght
    • A friend of mine said match.com seems to work relatively well for Americans. I prefer the pay sites beca... : TwiLyght
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  feel free to use any of my puns.... ask her if she likes Hard Dickens Cider : drucifer
  • actually, don't use that one... : drucifer
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  create a fake female profile, look at the responses you get, then don't be like any of them. : Caboose
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    that'd actually be an interesting experiment (from a guys perspective anyway) : 60days
    • I have one friend whose two roommates have profiles on the same dating site she does. She says it's appa... : Caboose
• This is going to be an epic thread : wasylm
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  You've got to write short and sweet why she caught your interest. Which means you've got to ask yourself ... : Crazy Juice
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    Then smear yourself in peanut butter and blood and send her a picture along with your tender words of fee... : jessipoo
    • & get Maddog to do a dramatic reading of those tender words and attach that to the message :) : exponen7
  • Thanks for the advice. : Warlock
  • I didn't mean it to come out, that you shouldn't be paying attention your sexual feelings for her. I'd sa... : Crazy Juice
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  Query: I have a little section about how I like my job... but in the education section, is it better to p... : Warlock
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    I'd just put "PhD/Post-Doctoral" and then if they ask, just say you have a "Playa-Hatin Degree" : Bean
    • LOL'd. : Warlock
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    if you're embarassed about it, put Nothing. If you're fine with it, put "dropped out." : Caboose
    • I'm proud of where I am now. I'll keep it at dropped out. Thanks. : Warlock
  • I put I was a full time Unicyclist on my profile. Don't give them too much information! : wtf242
  • I would mention that you went to college, but spin it so its sounds less negative. Something like "2 year... : re4ctor
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  "Hey, I'm from 'insert hometown here', I like 'insert interests here', and I see that you enjoy 'insert c : felicia
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    Wait.. should I actually insert things in those spots, or is that part of the charm? :( I was thinking th... : Warlock
    • I used to use the "So, you like stuff?" message when I used to use myspace and the like (I realise it's a... : exponen7
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  Just say that you enjoy the occasional tornado. : skizl
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    Is this a joke about my ex? :( Still cleaning up in her wake. : Warlock
    • No it's just a reference to the JO buddy thing. I don't know anything about your ex, I'm not really that... : skizl
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  Hi, I'm "subject name here," and I'm the pride of "subject home town here." : oatmela
  • felicia beat you to it. :< : Warlock
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    pwnd : felicia
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      :( : oatmela
      • wait a second, when did Felicia get the Internet?? : oatmela
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  what site are you looking at? i've responded to one guy once on a dating site thing before deciding i... : dahanese
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    okCupid and PlentyofFish. : Warlock
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      i have no idea about either of those. i know match.com is a fuckbuddy system. chemistry.com i have heard ... : dahanese
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        i wish match.com would work for me as a fuckbuddy system. God. : FrayLo
        • i also must say i believe dating sites work drastically different for chicks and men. one must spray and ... : dahanese
• I AM HUNG LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING SOUP CAN : VegasX
• Chicks get billions of messages on these services and only reply to a couple. Just keep sending messages : OverloadUT
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  Are you talking about your first message to a specific lady or just a profile blurb? If you're trying to ... : Miresse
  • Thanks for the advice! : Warlock
• Do you have any cute pets you could put as a picture in your profile? Maybe a fluffy hamster or something... : helvetica
• Smartass comments. Most attempts will fail and you won't get a response, get over it and realize you're o... : Audhuml4
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  heh. i should ask my dad....he was dating 6 women at once through yahoo match. Pretty impressive. i have ... : mindmann
  • Is he retired? How would anyone even have the time to be dating 6 women at once? : TwiLyght
• Humor, it's important but not too much cheese, just the right amount. Indifference, don't seem needy ... : greh kleh
• I know it's been covered a bit by others here but I read quite a bit of stuff from guys like Mystery and ... : exponen7