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  Yeah but the Marine combat is aces :D : tomservo
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    I swear it's better than HL2 combat and episodes :/ : abrasion
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      I actually don't think one is better than the other, they all have extremely cool moments. I think these ... : tomservo
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        Yeah but those marines, dude :( the voices, the movement, the grenade throwing, the radio chatter, they... : abrasion
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          Agreed. I was SO disappointed in how cheesy and stupid the marines were portrayed in Opposing Forces. : tomservo
          • yep, the hl marines were 200% more badass than those cheezy op for marines. : ballystix
    • Signed. : David Craddock
    • at the time HL's enemies were pretty cool and the general AI was a bigger leap from what else was out com... : mikecyb
    • Go back and play it now and say that. I did last year. They're not that smart anymore dude :/ Good s... : EvilDolemite
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    Um, I'm sorry, but it's just not. Let me sum up the marine AI. As soon as you're within line-of-sig : action roommate
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      I think you're oversimplifying things a tad. If I recall an interview I read correctly, a couple of Valv... : treefingers1
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        That may be true, but it does not come through in the gameplay. I did fail to mention that they show s : action roommate
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          Actually that's the problem, who cares how simple it is, it DOES come through in the gameplay, hence it b... : abrasion
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            Opinions are opinions, and as such, I'm just gonna have to flat-out disagree with you here. I've played : action roommate
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              The Combine never did much for me. They shoot you as soon as you're in line of sight, and pretty much ju : omnova
              • An individual combine solider is a pushover. In teams, however, their strength shows through. Even ... : action roommate
    • it doesn't matter how simple it was, it worked, and it still does. : jackalope
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  Hmm, only think about original HL that doesn't hold up for me is Xen. Also, I don't know why I bothere... : David Craddock
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    You pig fucker. I'm almost at the end of Disc 1 and you just HAD to spoil that for me! >:( : Orange Pylon
    • Seriously? Seriously?! : David Craddock
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  shits n giggles needs to die like metrosexual. : ifallible
  • Anyhoooo... : Afterglow
• ? i still like playing 1. : locater16
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  You know you don't even have to teleport into that ceiling teleporter place, right? HL1 was the game t... : quanta88
  • No, I don't know that. So how else do you get back to Nihilanth's room? : action roommate
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  (valve fanboi post incoming) I think in some ways valve has _defined_ FPS genre. Pacing doesn't mean mu... : sroylance
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    Well, I was talking to my brother about the game, who played it back when it was brand new, and he recall : action roommate
    • Ya, I really think you need to have played it back when it was released to really appreciate it to this d... : Scoots06
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  I love the entire game. Even Xen, though it is by far the weakest part. I don't really expect to be re... : Orange Pylon
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    Well that's been the problem for me - I had very much the wrong expectations. I wasn't expecting a qua : action roommate
    • It is pretty amazing how different HL2 is from HL1. HL2 and the episodes are much more focused (I guess ... : Orange Pylon
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      HL weapons are amazing!! Ok, the singleplayer could have gone without a couple of things, but the Gauss g... : Scoots06
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        Ok, here's my breakdown Pistol Excellent gun. Stays relevant all the way to the end. Mangum Sa... : action roommate
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          The satchel and the laser mines could have been left out (more useful for MP) but I think everything else... : Scoots06
          • No, the pistol is a much better use of 9mm ammo throughout the entire game. Marine? 4-6 pistol shots.... : action roommate
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  I'm glad they ditched the weird sonic puppies. : Judecca
  • i loved those guys. They were good stress relief. You could pretty much just beat them to death with a cr... : GloriousCow
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    haha I actually liked them. I wish Valve would make more of an effort connecting HL and HL2. I realize... : Scoots06
    • They actually had a bullsquid model with animations but it was cut :( : GloriousCow
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      plus more bee gun : RikiTiki2
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        Fuck that gun was cool. : node
        • I miss the Gauss gun. Especially in multiplayer. No greater lols durings lans than zapping someone thr... : [7]kami
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      Nothing is worse than underwater enemies in an FPS : Judecca
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        annoying flying enemies : GloriousCow
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          of which half-life has both : action roommate
          • yeah those hovering dudes who fire yellow balls at you - now those can go. : abrasion
      • i'm going to have to disagree and say enemies that run straight for you and then explode are far worse. : gokart.
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        Nothing is worse more terrifying than underwater enemies in an FPS : marmite
        • this. I'm afraid to go into water in Half-Life. I always dreaded having to kill those fucking things... : zerog83
  • I miss them and the weird huge mole with the tentacle face. : abrasion
  • I thought those things were cute. I didn't like killing them. : ArB
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  I have to wonder what your impressions of HL2 will be some 9 years after release. : carnivore
  • That would be interesting to see, wouldn't it? Maybe I'll talk to somebody 9-10 years from now who is ju... : action roommate
  • Probably the same as they are now. The whole point of this thing is that he hadn't played HL1 when it wa : action wombmate
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  1 is still such a terrific game. Not sure why you don't think it's aged well. : NastyJack
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    I don't think I'm saying it hasn't aged well, I think I'm saying I didn't have fun playing it. : action roommate
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      But you said it was good 10 years ago? : NastyJack
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        I'm saying I understand why it was good 10 years ago. I suppose that could be construed as a roundabou... : action roommate
        • That's what I got from it. Anyways it doesn't matter because you're so clearly wrong :) : NastyJack
• I understand where action roommate is coming from. This is obviously a somewhat more exaggerated situ... : basketofkittens
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  Just put yourself in 1998. Quake II and maybe Unreal were the pinnacle of FPS action games...sure, there... : EvilDolemite
  • Hell Half Life was one of the first FPS games I ever played set in a "modern day real world" type environ... : marmite
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  HL1 > HL2 : gyokuro
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    I used to agree, but since about two years ago I don't, and can't. : EvilDolemite
    • I didn't find HL2 very fun. Hell, Ep1 wasn't even that fun for me. Ep2 almost got it right but I felt... : windowpane

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  What about me? Why the fuck do I always get passed over? Everyone was thanking felicia yesterday! Eve... : Rice-Rocketeer
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    It's because I'm not a chick and I don't have a hot Australian accent, isn't it. ISN'T IT. FUCK. : Rice-Rocketeer
    • well you aren't and you don't :D i could listen to tastywheat talk forever. : laurgasms
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    Join the club buddy. Medics are the most important, yet most unappreciated class. : romulan
    • Rice-Rocketeer and Romulan are both elite pathologists who have made mowing down scouts trying to take my... : Lightzout
    • I agree. : ant_hillbilly
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      medics are sniveling bitches who take every opportunity to fish for a compliment about their skill at hol : aeg1x
      • I'm just joshin'. I don't really care if I get recognition or not. BUT...I do want to know if I can do... : Rice-Rocketeer
    • play a sniper when you are sick of medic. its the most selfish class! : hobbespanache
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    You didn't heal me one single friggin' time tonight. Not once. Cry some more. Have I played at all wit... : carrioN luggagE
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      :( I hardly play. : Rice-Rocketeer
      • Fix that shit, then. : carrioN luggagE
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    sorry, I was too busy killing you : askedrelic
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      i feel bad killing you but your team was full of some crappy spies earlier, lol. : laurgasms
      • You sure have a big opinion of yourself after being at the top of the scoreboard yesterday. I heard those... : ArB
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    Sweet Lew is a shitty medic, and yet people thank him for giving them the honor of him heal them, even wh... : Tommy Toolbag
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      you two are so hard for eachother. : hobbespanache
      • jealous? : Tommy Toolbag
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      Shitty? He's been really, really good when he heals me. : NastyJack
      • He's just upset that he has been without a video card for over a week since he sent it in for the EVGA up... : adodric
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    Whats your TF2 name? : NastyJack
    • I ask because if it's your shack name then I've never seen you on the server. : NastyJack
• All of you got blood on my suit. : Trips
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  I want to thank my amazing medics on Gravel Pit and Dustbowl. I topped all my heavy records on Gravel... : ConfusedUs
  • oh f you buddy. I always see you killing me. You and ieGod. : boomstickah
  • I just had a great Heavy round on Dustbowl, but no records, but it really felt like there should have bee... : carrioN luggagE
• http://img112.imageshack.us/my.php?image=numerounoor7.png (from last night) proof that i don't always suc... : laurgasms
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  the train on cp_well is a huge fag : electroly
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    Can the train kill Uber'd players? : CRasterImage
    • that's a good question. i wonder if it would just send you flying : electroly
    • Yes. It pushes them off to the side and smashes them. : ConfusedUs
  • That fucker needs his own score box. : Waffles!
• Good game everyone. I came in first a few rounds doin nothing but medic'ing. We got some great Heavy an... : liqker
• WTF, I get home from dinner and see 9 people on 69 and when the map loads up everyone's gone. I'm the sm... : bcyde
• I think I'm starting to get a handle on Spy. Stabbed lots of fuckers on Well and Gravel Pit. : skinlab133
• I like big butts and I can not lie : Waffles!
• I enjoyed my tenure as a sniper and scout on some of the games. Every class can be quite satisfying. T... : Sailor of Fortune

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• Metroid Prime and FF6. I've gotten over halfway on both of them, but I always get sidetracked by new game... : LoremIpsum
• Every Wii game I have bought. : Koral06
• All the Splinter Cells! I give stealth a bad name. : cause&effect
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  Wow Undying and Strangers Wrath are two that spring instantly to mind for me too. I got totally stuck in ... : marmite
  • oh and all the Theif Games. Started them all, but never finished any of them. : marmite
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  Ico. I feel like I should force myself to finish the damn thing. : peanut-
  • You really should. It's a short game, I think most people fail at the first hurdle and give up (i nearly ... : cause&effect
  • Yeah especially because the ending is so awesome. : marmite
• Any Final Fantasy game. : crummynz
• Recently: Final Fantasy 12; Odin Sphere; Persona 3; Phoenix Wright 3, which I haven't even unwrapped; Bea... : jan0r pants
• WoW. also Jade Empire : -efx-
• I don't even like thinking about this : Chris Remo
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  Deus Ex... : Afterglow
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    Stop posting and go finish it right fucking now. : peanut-
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      I can't get passed the second level. I just hate the mechanics of the game. The stealth is way to hard an... : marmite
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        You can do it in any of those ways or any combination of them. Your skills and weapons aren't very upgrad... : peanut-
        • ^^^ Liberty Island and Castle Clinton put me off the game the first couple of times I played it, but holy... : LoremIpsum
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          It just doesn't feel right to play (to me). It's not solid like a doom/quake/half life game. It feels rea... : marmite
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            It feels like you're cutting at my soul. : peanut-
            • I'm sorry. Maybe you could come over one day and play it in front of me. I think if I could see someone g... : marmite
    • I sat down tonight meaning to just play through HL2's Ravenholm chapter but next thing I know it's 6AM an... : Afterglow
    • i love peanut-s and he's correct, do it, do it now. : scottythejock
• All you have to know about the end of Undying is.....GIANT VAGINA! : Drewus
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  Baldurs Gate, Fallout 2. : action wombmate
  • Wow, that's a hell of a pair. Enjoy. : DinK
• HL2 Ep1... because it keeps giving me issues! now it can't load into a level at all >_< : moe6
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  Final Fantasy VII Golden Sun 2 Prince of Persia: The two thrones (or towers, can't remember) God of Wa... : GodZilly
  • Adding these after reading some replies: Metroid Prime 2, Jade Empire, Fallout 2 : GodZilly
• about 80% of them :( : 60days
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  Metroid Zero Mission, God of War, Episode 2, Bully : scottythejock
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    God the load times in Canis "Bully" Canim Edit destroyed that game. I stopped playing despite enjoying it... : marmite
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      I remember being initially annoyed but after a while got used to it.. it was when i first seriously thoug... : cause&effect
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        The compatibility is awesome, but you need a fat ps2 and you have to mod (softmod works fine) it to get t... : datoo
        • Don't really want to buy a fat PS2 just for HDAdvance/HDLoader. Might give the newer USBExtreme a go tho,... : cause&effect
    • I refuse to call it canis canem edit, such a stupid name, ITS ALL POLITICAL I TELLS YA : scottythejock
• Just finished BioShock tonight after starting it in September. I still need to go back and finish Episod... : boredguy
• Okami, Zelda: Twilight Princess, World in Conflict, Kingdom Hearts about a billion others... :( Half t... : Helter Skelter
• S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Barely got started with that one. : willy359
• Condemned, Chaos theory, R6: Vegas : r3dn3ck
• The Witcher : mega man
• Shadow of the Colossus, BioShock, HL2:EP2, KOTOR, STALKER, Company of Heroes. i almost never finish game... : deathmuppeter

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  Grenade puzzle? :O : tomservo
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    the one that opens up the rocket launcher for you : DrFlammable
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      That wasn't a puzzle, that was a retard check. : [7]kami
      • i nearly failed that check : scottythejock
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    in the part where get the beacon on the car, theres a spot where you can crawl through a van into an open : filthysock
    • Oh yeah! That was an AWESOME puzzle. I felt like a bad ass when I figured it out. : tomservo
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      lol i used the grav gun there too, i didn't even know what you were talking about : SockMonkeh
      • I used the grav gun as well. : MacemanInTW
      • Yep. I crammed some barrels under the big metal plate, then stood at the edge and G-gunned it up immedia... : Ride-My-Rocket
    • I tried using the grav gun but couldn't get enough air. : edgewise
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      wtf I don't remember that part at all : gmd
      • Stopping there was totally optional. It was the second "hidden cache" that shows up on your radar in t : action roommate
    • I didn't know wtf I was suppose to do at that part till I saw the body in the ceiling. : Waffles!
    • I liked Alyx's response when you return to her with the rocket launcher, she was like, "Wow, that'll come : Sailor of Fortune
• lol that's pretty awesome : Draugluin
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  I got no achievements for 'cheating' by increasing my FOV. : abrasion
  • Always turn cheats back off after raising the FOV : vynn
• Haha, I did the same thing. Took quite a few running starts. : helvetica
• I just did this last night. I used the grav gun to get up, but it took me like 20 minutes, lol... So, gre... : suqur
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  I too got a reply from Chet Falisk. Here is what followed. I sent this Hi Gabe! blah blah blah blah : Lionhart32935
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    bahaha, i chuckled like a fool at the last line! : filthysock
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      This whole thread delivers like fedex : sroylance
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        an email log that doesn't suck? unpossible. : aethyr
        • Yeah I was debating posting this up for a while but decided the metacritic line was pure gold and was a d... : Lionhart32935
    • LOL, me too :) : thetangent
  • That is pure awesome. I only noticed last night that Robin Walker's in the Steam Shack group. That is als... : carrioN luggagE
  • win : duncandun
  • That is amusing. Thanks for sharing :) : Goncyn
  • Ah this reminds me I need to go read more Old Man Murray! : AndyGoin
  • hahah awesome : askedrelic
  • That closing line is excellent. : sgtsanity
  • lol, that's excellent. : action roommate
  • hahahahaha : tomservo
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    First chat log that I enjoyed. I think it's awesome the developers are exchanging e-mails like that with ... : carnivore
    • The best part was those responses were instantaneous. I got two e-mails from him, I sent an e-mail back,... : Lionhart32935
  • hahahahahahaha : Yanks
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    VALVE = AWESOME. :) Love how the company still has a sense of humour. : Rice-Rocketeer
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      Well, it's Chet. You couldn't pull out that guy's sense of humor with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. : Rotten Deadite
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        Actually, you might be able to. It's amazing what a little genital mutilation can do to a person. : ArB
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          i'd paste a link to a thread here but mr gibson nuked it. and scolded me. : bfzzzz
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            Sorry for getting you into trouble. : ArB
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              oh, it wasnt you. it was a few weeks ago. it was my fault, the link was quite disgusting and tasteless.... : bfzzzz
              • OUch, just thinking about it is making me hold onto mine. Well, I was holding onto it before I read this... : Githyanki
  • haha +inf : vynn
  • hahahahaha that's great : MikkleThePickle
  • hahhahahaha so awesome : Magus
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    old man muray was so awesome :( : sexninja!!!!
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      Chet Falisk was the old man murray guy? : Magus
      • Chet Faliszek and Eric Wolpaw were Old Man Murray. : freshyk
  • haha valve is awesome : Unleashed
  • "Hugs never got a 96 on the metacritic score." New Valve mission statement right there. : Serpico74
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    There's a reason we all suck Valve cock around here. : SiW73
    • and how! : Waffles!
    • that's funny I seem to remember everyone around here hating OMM when they were going : snuff
  • Hahahah that's awesome : TastyWheat
  • lol, this is awesome. : devi| dog
  • aaaaahahahahahah : JINKY
  • "Hugs never got a 96 on the metacritic score." If I worked at valve, I'd make everyone shirts with thi... : thekidd
  • And this is why Valve fucking rocks (except for making awesome, awesome games of course) : Fredrik S
  • first funny chat log ever. EVER : Gonzo
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  Is there a way to hear all the commentary tracks? I ran through the first few parts of EP2 but couldnt fi... : Gandalf
  • that bugged me as well, perhaps there's a folder we could extract from the content files... : filthysock
  • I used that GCFScape application to extract the audio commentary and listen to it one after the other. Wo... : project13
  • Innit there a "move to next node" function now? I know there is in Portal and TF2. : SpaecKow
• I solved #1 the same way too. Never thought of using the intended method. :p : vynn
• haha that's exactly how I solved that puzzle and everyone made fun of me :( : mikecyb
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  I don't remember the "little forest" where was that? : marmite
  • where you turn off the road into the river immediately prior to Dog's fight with the strider The forest i... : filthysock

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  I'll be there in about an hour :D:D : AlexXdude
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    an hour to connect, 4 seconds to disconnect after the first death. lololol : burning eye
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      your obsession with me is unsettling : AlexXdude
      • i have a shrine. : burning eye
• Someone test this shit. : RyDogg1
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  I must be dumb but where can I choose to join a specific IP address? : freshyk
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    in the server browser, change the source from Internet-> LAN-> Favorites and there'll be an "Add New Favo... : AlexXdude
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      What the hell. It's not showing up in the list. And when I try to add it again it says that it's already ... : freshyk
      • I had that happen me to me too yesterday, haven't been able to fix it either : AlexXdude
      • Yeah I just noticed that, it was showing up in the master browser list and now it's not. : RyDogg1
• oh snap, I've been itching for TF2 all day, but I'll hop in there a little later : InfoBiter
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  I get a bad IP address. to freshky: switch source to favorites and click add new favorite. : freakynipples69
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    It has to be something with their master server, like I can reset my router, see the server and everythin... : RyDogg1
    • Now try it, I think they told us in the documentation that it was UDP not TCP/ip for the forwarding. : RyDogg1
• is there a way to browse CoD4 servers via Steam? : ImageOmega
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  I can't see it in my bloody server list. : Rice-Rocketeer
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    I can not connect. : Rice-Rocketeer
    • Yeah, it times out. : Rice-Rocketeer
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    see if you can do a connect <ip> in the console. : RyDogg1
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      That's what I tried since it won't show up in my favourites. :( : Rice-Rocketeer
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        do password boxcar then connect <ip>, worked fine for me. : RyDogg1
        • Doesn't look like it is working. : Rice-Rocketeer
        • didn't work. : Matto357
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          doesn't work here either : AlexXdude
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            Okay one more time, I really think IW's master server is fucked. : RyDogg1
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              tried again with password in, still getting bad address. : freakynipples69
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                WTF, okay I give up. I'm seeing the server now in the browser list and I'm able to connect from inside a... : RyDogg1
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                  I'm in! : Cygnus X-1
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                    You are shitting me...I even see you in the console. : RyDogg1
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                      Gonna try again. : Rice-Rocketeer
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                        yeah igi in a few minutes too : AlexXdude
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                          Fuck, we're getting owned by you faggots. : Rice-Rocketeer
                          • Oh shit CARGO : Cygnus X-1
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  That was fun despite the ownage. : freshyk
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    It really was. I'm awful at this game. : Rice-Rocketeer
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      meh it's just like every other CoD game in terms of MP. Find the gun with the 1 hit kill and exploit the... : RyDogg1
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        They really should rename this game to 'Grenades.' no joke. : AlexXdude
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          That grenade drop on death perk is horrible. : freshyk
          • It's my way to get revenge from my temporary grave until I press F to respawn. : AlexXdude
      • Well, the hardcore mode is nice, since that means almost every guy is a 1-hit kill. Almost. : Rice-Rocketeer
      • Dude a lot of the guns in that game are lethal. I was using the m60 with the Stopping Power perk. 2 hits... : Cygnus X-1
      • i think it's really well balanced. skilled players can end up way ahead of everyone else almost regardles... : JINKY
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  Holy crap if there's a private shack server for this game I'm going to have to get it. : Dynotaku
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    There is now, please let me know if you guys have suggestions on maps and gameplay types. Once IW gets o... : RyDogg1
    • are there any plans for Linux server at all? : nyranger66
    • Guess the private server is gone, don't see it up anymore. : freakynipples69
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  shit i am seeing this now that i'm done for the night?! i'll be on tomorrow. i need the m60 grip! : dantastic
  • Me too! Metoo! : mittense
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  I hope to try tomorrow. I just tried the MP. It was alright. : thejm4n
  • I like it... its fun to levelup and unlock guns/ranks etc. keeps me playingeven though im rocking lowe... : chilln
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  I'm not impressed with COD4 graphics seem crappy and it's just point and shoot. : tKillbox
  • graphics crappy? Are you running on low settings or something? They are amazing. : freakynipples69

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• I'm gonna gather my recipient's stuff tomorrow. I'm gonna actually buy some things new but it'll be cheap... : Orange Pylon
• * should check their email = should check their shackmsg centre : sikander
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  Likes: Long walks on the beach; cats Dislikes: Shallow men; liars; people who lie : dognose
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    how about people who lie in wait? : Borzoi
    • Oh I'm all good with waiting :( : dognose
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  I'm sending out my stuff tomorrow, hopefully he/she will receive it before the Holidays... it's going pre... : drucifer
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    that's awesome. i have to set up the "i have sent the package" and "i have received it" forms on the WE s... : sikander
    • great, thanks : drucifer
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  WOOT I GOT A WHITE ELEPHANT! : dahanese
  • does he like peanuts? : dedgecko
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  Send me whatever, but I know what I'm sending out. I've been hiding this thing in my closet for a fucking : theamazingrand0
  • I hope whoever gets it regifts it next year too. Shit, maybe even this year if it's timed right. : SiW73
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    You and [fry] are the exact reason i didn't check NWS. : boredguy
    • We should have 3 checkboxes next year [ ] International [ ] NWS [ ] Likes big black cocks : Lightbulb
  • Holy christ. Why did I tick NWS? That's a deadly weapon. : Alicey
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  I think there should be a checkbox/authentication where you acknowledged that you received your WE inform : wild falcon
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    sure.. but what would it accomplish ? if they've signed up for it then they'll get matched. they're free ... : sikander
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      I'm just ever so slightly worried about my target because they haven't posted in awhile, and their postin... : wild falcon
      • yeah, but signups were only what, a month or two ago? my target hasn't posted since Sept 2006! I have no ... : tashtego
• please to be sending me a hot girl WE buddy! : med1c
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  if you send, i will not get till christmas :( : buzzbat
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    Why is that? Out of town for awhile or something? : Chod
    • I am either on co-op or at school. I would get it sent here but who knows when you my WE would send it an... : buzzbat
• Well, Mr. WE guy. I have fantasies that you work in a recording studio and have all sorts of extra audio... : Vantage
• the only thing of note for me is i dont drink. so no beers. : anthonybean
• I'm all about NWS and video games, and pretty much anything else. : ColoradoCNC
• Thanks for putting all the effort into this, sikander. You're a rad dude. I put some sexy clothes in min... : ArB
• send me whatever, i'll appreciate anything...except human excretions : davislovestacobell
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  Hi WE2007 buddy!! Please don't send me any man products, like man socks, man razors or man jerk-off lotio... : Borzoi
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    if you're not a man you need to put that info + pics + divx in your profile : RikiTiki2
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      hey i value being forgotten off the "girls of the shack" list over and over again. : Borzoi
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        well I don't : RikiTiki2
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          it's ok, i'll remember you're a girl more often then, luv. : Borzoi
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            is your name pronounced "bor-zo-ee" or "bor-zoy" or "bor-zwah" : electroly
            • Bor-zoy....but i do like this bor-zwah concept : Borzoi
  • Jergens Man Jerk-Off Lotion: For a masucline tug : ColoradoCNC
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    Well you know what you're getting now, right? : SiW73
    • in that case, someone's gonna get some tube socks & cheap lotion next year from me...... : Borzoi
• I like musical instruments. they're fun. also 250+ watt bass amps : RikiTiki2
• I shall begin assembling a package of doom. I suppose I'm into pretty standard nerdery, comic books, r... : algernoN8
• Hey, WE buddy! I'm in to Kung Fu movies and Death Metal and playing guitar and pen & paper RPGs and coff... : Rotten Deadite
• check my profile for updates, mz white elephant : feek
• I sent mine already :O : radula
• I feel sorry for my WE. *evil chuckle* : judasen
• i like video games of all types, have an xbox360, and love hockey. *shrug* :) : virus
• I like games, not RPGs though and music : moshman
• Surprise me.. but preferably cold hard cash. : Edges
• guys: this isn't a fucking secret santa. : feek
• Hi WE buddy! I like cash. Nah, quirky funny weird stuff is good. Fleshlights and lube, that sort of th... : skunk_ape
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  As long as it doesn't stink up the place it's all good! : pwnage1232
  • That's what she sai... Oh. : Lightbulb
• I like anything old and obscure that by all rights I should know about but probably don't. books, music,... : bipolar
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  I hope my WE posts here, because his tiny post history gives no clues. : marmite
  • Same here. : Koral06
  • damn it post already I see you online! P.s. I like everything. I have a saturn but no memory cards and... : marmite
• i want a real woman : kingfish
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  I guess I'd be into the type of shit they have at thinkgeek.com. Stuff like nerdy toys are always fun. ... : wild falcon
  • OH, and something sexy or vibrating for the lady! can't neglect the woman : wild falcon
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  As I have not posted much either, well, let's see. I am interested in weird local foods from around the w... : Alicey
  • Oh, and my shirt size is a US 12, UK 14, French 42, German 40, Italian 46, Australian 16, Japanese 15 app... : Alicey
• Jesus, another high profile poster. Oh God the pressure... : alnya
• Nice work sikander. I'll be sending out a bunch of funny crap, some local foodstuffs for that internat... : OwenButler
• I never owned a console, never will most likely. I think that's it. : yossapw
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  So excited, my WE is someone awesome. This will be fun. : felicia
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    Oh, and I like everything. And I have a Wii and an Xbox 360 and an HD TV. And if my box doesn't come w... : felicia
    • And thanks for doing this, sikander! : felicia
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  I don't have any game systems, and my game rig is 4 years old. : drucifer
  • I've got a copy of The Sims you can have. : RatBastard
• I mainly joined this to get rid of the stuff I've got lying around to a good cause, so I'll be greatful f... : bigmanwithagun
• Thanks a ton, i was one of those people who had no idea about the check box. Been busy past week. : broly1718

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  Rent it? : freshyk
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    Again, this is a completely reasonable solution to this problem. Single Player - check 8-12 hours of ... : Porkasaurus
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      I sense a seriously lack of commitment here. Also, it's probably going to be rented out for the next ... : Ctrl-Phreak
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        Mine is on the way from Gamefly. I haven't had trouble getting new games from them so long as it's on my ... : Magus
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          I've gotten every new game i've wanted shipped on release day in the past 3 months - Bioshock - Ace C... : sigpro
          • Yeah, definitely. 5 of 8 of those I got shipped to me the day they were released... and they were the onl... : Magus
      • Lack of commitment - more like cost effectiveness. I won't commit to a product that provides me no benefi... : Porkasaurus
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  how many of these opinions were from people who finished the game? : Dave-A
  • Fuck that, how many even played it. : jake
• at the very least it should be a fun distraction. : .sticks.
• People on ga-forum.com that are playing it seem to like it. : aethyr
• Most of those guys never even played the game, rent it if you're interested and form your own opinion. Ga... : Magus
• hello easily suggestable shacker! : Dravenport
• Played it for 2 hours so far its great fun : MoreVespeneGas
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  Gabe on Assassin's Creed: I want to talk about Assassins Creed but first I need to get something out o... : Kentor
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    that's a good review of the reviews : RikiTiki2
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      now Remo needs to review this review of reviews : ttyRazor
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        wait..I thought reviews were the reviewers opinions of the game? So Penny Arcade feels it necessary to s... : judasen
        • Did you even read what they wrote? : Conan
  • that explains a lot. : tension
  • Did he review the reviews? That's awesome. : Ctrl-Phreak
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    wow, dude. that is pretty interesting. I'm stoked to play this game now. And to think I nearly gave into ... : Magus
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      I'm surprised so many jumped on the "no game this hyped can be good and these reviews prove it!" bandwago... : ttyRazor
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        Well at least around here, most of it was due to haiku saying it would suck, and since he is (sigh) usual... : Magus
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          As I posted in another thread, it's also a case of a decent/ok game coming out at the same time as a shit... : SolrFlare
          • Yeah it's kinda sad but I may never get around to Kane & Lynch, Blacksite, and Timeshift due to time. : Magus
      • While I agree his post was rational, I hardly think it covered all the problems I have seen reviewers gri... : Toth21
  • That's cool and after watching the GameSpot video review, I want the game for sure. Just not right now, ... : AndyGoin
  • awesome. ubi rarely disappoints me so I'll be picking this up. maybe not immediately since I'm still work... : afrochops
  • For the record Price of Persia warrior within kicked ass, but very interesting post none-the-less. : dnuts
  • that was an interesting read. i have to give them some credit for how they advertise. : Hoax
  • Wow. That was an incredible read. I'm definitely buying the game now. : lookitzpancakes
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    Gabe's spot on here, and my fellow game reviewers really dropped the ball on this one. : notd665
    • i don't know if they dropped the ball, i mean the game still has an 89% on gamerankings. some reviewers a... : JINKY
  • Poor haiku =( : the city
• who cares what the nerds here have to say, the game looks fun so give it a go, im sure youll like it as l... : klearlyunseen
• Fuck it, I bought it, I've only played for about an hour or so total but so far, I'm glad I bought it. I... : boarder2
• Fuck the haters, Gamespot's review was right on. I just finished a 4 hour session, and I haven't even sc... : Tripps
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  I picked this up for $40 tonight, Fry's didn't even have it out on the shelf yet, but Best Buy matched to : Lunatic Angelic
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    The people at my local Best Buy are pricks and won't price match Fry's because they say it's too far away... : Ctrl-Phreak
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      What the hell? There's like 20 Fry's in California and they won't price match one 20 miles from you in C : Lunatic Angelic
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        The Closest one is Anaheim, which is like 30 miles away. They didn't give me any specific distance requir... : Ctrl-Phreak
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          City of Industry is closer to Riverside no? : Lunatic Angelic
          • Anaheim is a little bit closer I think, it's probably damn near the same though. Google says both are ... : Ctrl-Phreak
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      I was wondering if there was a distance requirement. What was it? I have a BB with a CC about 70 miles ... : thejm4n
      • generally has to be in the same city, or 5miles or less from what ive been told before. : ant_hillbilly
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      at least you have one in your state. New York FTL >:( : AMikaboshi
      • For real....they just shut down both CompUSAs where I live. Suck. In other news, thank God for NewEgg. : speon
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  I just got done playing over FIVE hours straight of it. It is nearly 2 now and I need to go to bed. Howev... : byorn
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    Do people realize you can jump in the game, although you don't really need it, since the context actions ... : jake
    • anyone find a use for jumping straight up yet? : sharpie
    • Heh, I noticed this too, during the demonstration. lol internets...or something : speon

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  I'm not all convinced with that weird ad-looking blurb at the bottom, plus I've never heard of "News of t... : RikiTiki2
  • One of the mini-plotlines in Grey's Anatomy focused on a (hot) girl with this problem. It sounds hot but ... : pupismyname
  • News of the World is a well-known (but shite) British tabloid. : johnsto
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  I'd give her an 8.. An 8 inch dick OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'm off to bed, thanks and goodnight. : AndyGoin
  • it's funny because I quite frequently misread your name as AndyGroin. : SpaecKow
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    Where you are going to get an 8 inch dick? : Ctrl-Phreak
    • he thrusts 4 times : aeg1x
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    Say you promise 8 but only have 6 then what? Is there overdraft protection for these kind of things? :[ : My Documents
    • oh snap! fucking ice-burn : med1c
    • bollocks : Lightzout
• http://www.happynews.com/ : Nali4Freedom
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  .. but isnt higher than a 5 either. : chilln
  • She has the horrid white trash look. Bleh. : Link.
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  wow, anti depressants causing more orgasms? can i please have that drug. : dahanese
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    It's a suppository. : chazums
    • GOOD NEWS!!! : klearlyunseen
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  pfft, that's nothing. i just orgasmed 200 times in one second looking at that picture sleepy posted. : cpt. ken
  • And me with that Best Buy link earlier. : dognose
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  I wonder if 2girls1cup would set her off before all the action starts : TastyWheat
  • think of all the inappropriate places she might orgasm. it's just awfully hilarious : cpt. ken
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  She goes on (with some credit to the format of the article) about how bad this can be for her, then it en : Big Luke
  • Obviously it's annoying and inconvenient much of the time, but she's trying to take the good with the bad... : Chris Remo
  • 50/75 maybe? : itsjeff9
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    Dude ... she's a woman! Not being able to make up their mind is a born talent of their's. : Matt Burris
    • that misplaced apostrophe is fuckin w/my head : action roommate
• Welp. Goodbye Innocence : Malku
• needs more gap : sirkne
• damn, that chick is a hole in one. imagine the kind of ego you could build banging her! : bfzzzz
• Wait she touches ppl hair and in her interview she says if I run to the loo, my co-workers know to give m... : Koral06
• wtf you lied : mega man
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  That would suck : felicia
  • sure. : ifallible
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  Hopefully men don't ever get that condition. We'd die from dehydration. But I can imagine worse ways to : RatBastard
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    I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD DIE LIKE THIS! but I'd always really hoped. : Toraz Chryx
    • this thread is full of futurama : klearlyunseen
• This paper (along with the Daily Mail, which people have posted like it's gospel with that nympho coma wo... : tashtego
• lol fat, you'd think with all that sex she would burn off some pounds : kill9

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  It is quite awesome. The first part I saw the ending music sequence was...bliss. : rustified
  • lol...bliss?? : feek
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  I said "wow" too. "Wow, that was lame," I said. : Chris Remo
  • ♥ : dognose
  • you hate freedom : Morgin
  • you are dead inside. : mwasher
  • YAY! : p4ck3tloss
  • this is why we can't have nice things :( : cpt. ken
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    Agreed, the story is mostly nonsense and an attempt to be an M. Night movie. : FushigiDenki
    • What a twist! : rustified
    • With even more stupidity and plot holes. : Stage
  • Go watch Shazam again, Chris. : rustified
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    thank you, someone agrees with me. maybe i'm dumb but i didn't get that movie at all. : FrayLo
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      Any movie I have to run to the Internet to understand what I just saw = lose. Memento, I'm looking at y... : dognose
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        Memento wasn't hard to understand. They explain the whole thing at the end. : slax0r
        • did aliens do it? : MagicWishMonkey
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        Wait, it's ok you didn't like Donnie Darko, but Memento? no no no no...take that back, TAKE IT BACK :( : Frozen Pixel
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          I didn't much care for Fight Club either :( : dognose
          • You're fucking dead to me. : ColoradoCNC
          • but, that movie had a cool explosion :( : Frozen Pixel
          • What do you have against things that are good? : rustified
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            So basically you don't like any good movies. : MatzL.E.
            • This has already been established many times. : datoo
          • self-castration is going too far! : jaga
      • but donnie darko doesn't even fall into this category. donnie darko is just a cheap "twist at the end" mo... : p4ck3tloss
  • Don't worry Chris, everybody is wrong about something eventually. This is just your time. : ColoradoCNC
  • Oh man Chris, you just said what I would equate to the equivalent of saying "I hate cats" on these boards... : soggybagel
  • heh, I didn't care for it at much either : MikkleThePickle
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    ^^^ Loved Transformers : devi| dog
    • gg deductive reasoning : My Documents
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      did he really? lol. : jackalope
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        It wouldn't matter, he likes crackdown so devil dog hates him anyway. : pigvomit
        • It's no Peggle, that's for sure : D : devi| dog
    • I didn't see Transformers and don't plan to : Chris Remo
    • who didnt : xsii
  • i love you : Bantis
  • lol. : noobja
  • True dat. Way over hyped. : pigvomit
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    I was gonna post "ok and now everyone will post about how Raymo is right and Donnie Darko sucks", but it'... : judasen
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      I don't think it's surprising at all. When someone posts a contrary opinion, it often breaks down like t... : Chris Remo
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        you're wrong it is surprising : aeg1x
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          your mom was surprising : Chris Remo
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            I said interesting, not surprising. and your mom was interesting : judasen
            • ...in bed. : rustified
  • Wow, i thought exactly the same. : [7]kami
  • wrong. : MatzL.E.
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    I thought it was good, then again I saw it before it became the Emo's national anthem : VegasX
    • I'll agree with you, to an extent. It WAS a fun movie. But, Christ-damn, all the pseudo psycho babble abo... : p4ck3tloss
  • it's funny because it's true. : pyide
  • I figured you'd use a higher quantity of more detailed words myself. : abrasion
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    it was a pretty poor film i thought with a few interesting motif's used to hide the failings of the film ... : disembodied potato
    • The acting was excellent which put it above most indie films. : filthysock
    • Once I overheard this college-aged girl talking about movies. She said, "You know what I love about movi... : Chris Remo
• i'm gonna see Southland Tales. worst case scenario, it will be a glorious disaster. : fatbeaner
• that movie is a trip. i was just digging up the soundtrack the other day. : aurealis