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Evening Reading

by Steve Gibson, Oct 30, 2007 6:00pm PDT
Related Topics – Wack News

Considering how hot Quake Wars was going in to this year it doesnt really feel like the buzz went anywhere. Kind of got hit in the head by all those other major releases. Gonna give things a try though with that new Quake Wars patch.

Lastly, I gave the Crysis demo a run and I was really quite entertained. The game had way more polish to the interface mechanics than I expected. An absolute beast on system resources though. Made my shiny quad core cry in agony.


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    This has just been the weirdest day ever…
    So I came to work this morning, and was met at the door by a girl from the office, lets call her Sugar Tits (Sugar covered tits…. uhm). I’ve had kind of a puppy dog crush on her for several months now (nice tits, great ass and lips that just scream “fuck me, and fuck me hard!”) so naturally I turned on the old charm, smiled my colgate award winning smile and said hello. Then I noticed she was crying. Like the gentleman I always am, I asked her what was wrong, and she told me. Looking back, I’m surprised she told me at all, all our previous conversations had usually ended with me drooling down her cleavage mumbling something incoherent, but I guess she thought we shared a special bond or some shit…
    Well prepare yourselves, she told me the manager actually fucking fingered her in the copyroom while she was filling the copier! I couldn’t believe what I was hearing! First of all, if anyone should get to finger her, it should be me (been working hard for ages to land that particular piece of ass), second of all you have to picture this guy. He’s about 45, consists mostly of lard and has what seems like permanent sweat beads dotting his forehead. Top all of this off with a nice little Hitler mustache that has a tendency to attract several kinds of food…. Nice.
    At this point I had a flash of him sitting contently in his ugly ergonomic chair sniffing his fingers, with a disgusting little grin on his face. And Sugar Tits kept looking at me as if she was expecting me to do something. So I thought… WTF, if my wit and extraordinary saliva control hasn’t won her over yet, maybe a knight in shining armor stunt will.
    So I pumped up my chest and told her I would take care of it and bullshitted my way through some womens equality in the workplace shit.
    Set with resolution to tell the manager where he should stick his fingers next time, I went to his office. Without knocking I pushed the door open, ready to give him a piece of my mind, acutely aware that Sugar Tits had followed in my wake of destruction.
    And… he wasn’t there. I turned around and Sugar Tits was inclining her tear soaked face towards the copyroom, the bastard was still in there. I pumped up my chest once again, displaying my manly frame for all to see and marched towards the buzzing sounds of copiers and printers.
    As I came to the door the manager turned and looked first at me, then at Sugar Tits.
    And odd look passed over his face and he told me to shut the door, this seemed like a private conversation. I turned, smiled warmly at Sugar Tits and closed the door. Within seconds I heard the sound of metal hitting the floor. Then I felt his hand on my hip.
    My first reaction was to elbow the freak, but when I tried to move my arm, nothing happened. The hand slid from my hip down the front of my pants to my crotch. It squeezed lightly. I felt myself harden instantly. Betrayed by my own body parts I croaked “WTF are you doing?”. He answered by turning me around, opening my pants and exposing my swelling package. He looked at me with lust in his eyes and said “I advocate equal rights in the workplace”.
    My thoughts became a blur of anxiety and loathing mixed with anticipation and lust. He went down on his knees and closed his mouth around my pulsating member. Within seconds of his tongue touching my skin I was near bursting. He ran his hand up my butt cheek and gently but firmly stuck his finger up my ass. I came harder than I’ve ever come before.
    Hmmm… what can I say? I must love the cock.
    Nov 01, 2007 11:40am PDT
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