Evening Reading

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  I agree. Such a polished and great experience. My only regret was that it didn't last longer but it was... : SolrFlare
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    it wasn't a real cake, it doenst count. and all the guests ate the cake before you got there. ÂÂÂ... : barichnikov
    • "nice job. Hero." : pap26
• Here's the ending on YouTube, spoilers ahoy, but if you've seen it already and want to see it again: h... : AndyGoin
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  remember when i said i was going to burn you and you were all like, no way! : Maarten Goldstein
  • I loled. One of the best ending sections I've seen. : Gauss
  • Haha, that reminded me of Smash TV. : Grimp
• It's hard to overstate my satisfaction : deveus1
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  Just finished it. Amazing, I loved it. Also, From my understanding, the messages left on the walls, et : Visceral Monkey
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    That's really interesting, especially considering Aperture's appearance in HL2E2. Where did you learn tha... : Felraiser
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      I haven't played hl2e2 yet. I'm going on..The computer taking about her brain scan and that dying now wou : Visceral Monkey
      • Also, the AI talks about not being sure what's going on up on the surface. So here's how I see it: Ape : Visceral Monkey
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    That can't be right... because there are hints at where to go after she "breaks loose". I can understand : K1Bond007
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      wow, you missed like a 3rd of the game :( : chazums
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        No shit. I had no clue.. but I'm not the only one. There's a thread in the Portal discussion review where... : K1Bond007
        • that's not what he means. you haven't finished the game, by far : moshman
    • hehe, I KNEW there would be people like you : moshman
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      I havent played episode 2 yet, so I'll avoid that in case of a spoiler. I'm going on what I know from por... : Visceral Monkey
      • Not a spoiler to you then. I've been playing Ep2, but... well I'll just leave it at that. The above won't... : K1Bond007
    • I think the brain scan is a copy of the player BEFORE she ran the course. That's why the AI is able to ha : Visceral Monkey
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    The player, the female you control, is an android. I very vividly remember the computer voice calling me : glio1337
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      No, you get called an Android after you complete the level that the computer says is replacing a broken o : peanut-
      • That's how I saw this as well. : Visceral Monkey
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      I do remember that as well, but I assumed it was malfunctioning. However, that does make sense when you c : Visceral Monkey
      • I did wonder if it was all a test. Seeing as the testing stops on on 18/19 maybe test 19 is to kill the : chazums
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        Also you don't take any damage regardless of height fallen. : cause&effect
        • did you ever look at the legs of your character? Those things are there for that exact reason. : Prozium
    • no, thats only after the one room that was meant for training androids : moshman
  • I came to the same conclusion as VM. : rosewood
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  Seriously, Portal by itself is well worth $50. It is simply amazing. : Prozium
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    I wouldn't go that far but it is amazing. : chazums
    • between the 2-3hr campaign, advanced challenges, and time challenges this is going to keep me busy for at... : Prozium
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  BEST ENDING CREDITS EVER! : pigvomit
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    love the song at the end. : x4nth3
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      http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15309407 Link to the MP3. So awesome! HAhaha. : pigvomit
      • Yeah, I'm getting some funny looks for playing that in the office. : cause&effect
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  Ok, here's my complete Portal story theory in one place: *Note: This is without playing ep2, so maybe : Visceral Monkey
  • that seems pretty much spot on to me : moshman
  • Yup, sounds about right. And if not, Valve should steal your theory for themselves. : cause&effect
  • that is excellent : sikander
  • what?! possible HL2 Ep 2 spoiler within: I was totally with you until the whole copying thing becau : dantastic
  • anyone think the woman you play is Alyx mother?? : bbmar23
• Cake is awesome! : project13

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  Ouch? : Silent Sorrow
  • I know. Shit adds up pretty quickly. That monitor and video card are the ball-breakers when it comes to... : treefingers1
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  Why don't you go for the Q6600? 4 cores is better than 2, no? Especially if you win the lottery, like t... : treefingers1
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    almost an extra $100. : evil-cow
    • You're already spending $1500--or about four 360s (!)--might as well go all the way. And get more RAM, to... : Silent Sorrow
• Spent the $30 extra for an Antec P182. You'll thank me later. : CrustaR
• That looks almost identical to one I'm spec'ing out. : zanzares
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  do you need a system now? else, wait till q1 2008, the new intel nehalem comes out then and it's suppose... : vassili_zaitsev
  • i'm still using a dell inspiron 8600... 1.4Ghz centrino, 1GB ram, 80GB HDD, 128MB ATI 9600 Pro It's... : evil-cow
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    Question, if he bought the mother board listed, would he be able to swap in the nehalem chips later next ... : deathofrats
    • Considering it gets rid of the front side bus, probably not. : zanzares
  • Q1? Everything is see says H2. Full production in '09. : zanzares
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  Get the 640MB 8800 GTS or you'll regret it. : mrwolf710
  • I'm agreeing with this man unless you plan on upgrading to the 9000 series when it's released. : moogle
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    Why? : sumo-hacker
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      If you go and read on HardOCP or Anandtech or Tom's or Tech Report, or whatever hardware site you like, ,... : mrwolf710
      • Exactly. With a 20.1'' widescreen monitor you REALLY want a 640 mb GTS. Unles you enjoy not playing in n... : [7]kami
• the 8800 is cheaper at ncix: http://www.ncix.com/products/index.php?sku=22688&vpn=320-P2-N811-AR&manuf... : cptstern
• Why get a full ATX case for a uATX motherboard? Go with a nice uATX case like the Cooler-Master RC-541 in... : gyrfalcon
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  you could save alot of money on the monitor.... thats alot to pay for only 20 inches. how about this? htt... : hobbespanache
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    Why go from S-IPS to TN? And a larger pixel pitch? : zanzares
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      because you can save alot of money and have an better gaming experience, imo. however, it is true that ... : hobbespanache
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        I just prefer color fidelity and a fine pitch over a slightly faster response time. : zanzares
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          However, in a gaming system, response time is more important than exact color reproduction. And that ... : Ebu
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            Most of your non-TNs are down to 8ms. I can understand when they were 20+ about them being unsuitable for... : zanzares
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              this doesnt change the fact that you are paying a large ( like over $150) premium for an arguably inconse... : hobbespanache
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                I can see color banding on TNs. So for me they aren't an option. In games and Photoshop. I spent $500 on ... : zanzares
                • Web forum post : Ebu
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                  well if you arent the person who spent 500 dollars on a trinitron when you were sixteen, then you would w : hobbespanache
                  • It lasted from 96 'til 2004, so it was a good investment. : zanzares
                • I have an older 17 inch Samsung which I discovered was a TN Panel quite later on. It looks gorgeous [the ... : PlanetPerfecto
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      pardon my idiocy,but whats the heck is S-IPS and TN? : chilln
      • They are panel types, the internal tech for LCD displays. IPS and it's forms are considered superior, but... : PlanetPerfecto
• 20x dvd writers are out; get one with sata. Liteon or benq would be good. Also, dvd writers now come with... : vikramwillrock
• tagged for computer building time... : deathofrats
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  Argh, are prices ever going to really drop on the 8800? $300 seems like a lot to me for the 320mb version... : rudds
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    Everyone is pinning their hopes on the 9000 series in the first quarter. So 3-4 months. : zanzares
    • crysis will NOT play itself! : reverend~heresy
• I think i might have to do the same upgrade soon =/ : ant321
• Looks good here... : cjcharv
• Just noticed you're from MIssissauga. You ever check out www.logiccomputerhouse.com ? I think they're pro... : Werkin
• Go check out http://www.directcanada.com/ it is NCIX discount site plus since they are in BC you save ... : voodoo401
• Better deals: Replace that mobo with the Abit P35-e (SOLID mobo that overclocks with the best of the $200... : paravis
• 400 for a 20.1 inch monitor... what am i missing? Cant you get 24" ones for that price? : trevis

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• I would love to have the red eye for a ring tone. : Wombat Woo
• I'm still alive. : NFXFSX
• i'd totally buy an apeture science t shirt : AMikaboshi
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  The turrets saying "Are you there? Hello?" would be awesome for a ringtone. And yeah, I really just wan... : kek
  • Or a doorbell for haiku!! : forgottenzero
  • Put me down! : davantalus
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    Ringtone fodder: http://spazzium.shackspace.com/turret_floor.rar : spazzium
    • I love you. PortalRing is perfect!!! : davantalus
• I love the song at the end : Kenshin_
• Yes, portal was great. : datoo
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  this ain't bad: http://store.valvesoftware.com/productpages/apparel/product_PortalShirt.html : thaperfectdrug
  • I would much prefer one with the company logo & name that looks like a regular company shirt. I'd buy one... : Zeeliv
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  Absolutely loved Portal, BUT I wish they had linked it more directly to the Half-Life universe at the end : PenicillinX57
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    Play Episode 2 all the way through : hardfl1p
    • 0_0! : PenicillinX57
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      I just got to the part where you see the ship with Aperature Science crates on board and I almost flipped : shred.
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        Was there a cake in there? : rosewood
        • Of course : shred.
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      I kind of wish I hadn't clicked this but I'm kinda curious now (I'm maybe halfway done with ep2) : mikecyb
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        well in portal you find a room with a projection of how aperture is better than black mesa. they are comp : barichnikov
        • right I saw that but he said play episode 2 when someone said they want gordon to get a portal gun so... ... : mikecyb
• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15308747#itemanchor_15308747 : oatmela
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  I finally got stuck in a level for more than 30 seconds. Advanced level, the one with the sentry guns in... : rosewood
  • I just got stuck there, too... : DianeOfTheMoon
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    So, umm are you still maintaining that you finished the whole normal game in 45 minutes? : Arsenal
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      steam says 1.8 hours for my playthrough, I'd imagine you could do it a bit shorter than that : Gauss
      • Thats 1hr48, see i can imagine that, and i can see getting down to doing it in 45 mins on the 3rd or so r : Arsenal
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      It took me 3.1 hours to finish the main game. Does that make me slightly retarded? : treefingers1
      • Depends whether you were playing it with the sole intent of finishing it as fast as possible or if you we... : Arsenal
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        yeah mine was 3.3 but I fucked around a lot : mikecyb
        • yah mine was 3.4 : Shadowdane
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      I totally found that difficult to believe. When I saw his post, I checked out his steam id page and he h... : cornchak
      • it means rosewood is a dirty liar? : mikecyb
    • You can see my post history. I thought it was over when I burned so I quit out, went to bed. Opened it ... : rosewood
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    Does anyone know how many advanced levels there are? I only have 6. They are numbers 13-18. Do I have to ... : eldiablo01
    • no, just those six : Maarten Goldstein
  • Fuck that level. I just finished it, and I never want to see it again. I was ninja stacking boxes so fr... : fleabug
• The cake is a lie : synack
• It was fantastic. I still haven't wiped the smile off my face. : DapperDan
• Such an awesome game! I just finished a second playthrough, and I honestly have no idea how Episode 2 ... : DasCracky
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  Portal was awesome! However I'm a little disappointed that you can't shoot a new portal through an exist : TroZ
  • You can stick your nose through and do it, but yea you can't shoot one through it directly. : stonedonkey
• I'm on the last level and loved it so far. One hell of a puzzle. And I nearly spilled soda out of my mout... : pap26
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  i <3 my weighted companion cube t-shirt : stgulik
  • The weighted companion cube does not speak. : davantalus
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  anyone else notice the little heel... things... your character has, are the same thing that Eli uses for ... : duncandun
  • It looks that way. : NFXFSX
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    Yeah, I figure because she is barefoot, she needs those. Also, since there is no falling damage, even ... : fleabug
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      The developer commentary said they put them in for that reason. it was confusing the testers. : chazums
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        Oh, I suppose a run through with commentary is in order then! : fleabug
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          I turned right around after the first time through and immediately played it again with commentary. You ... : Johnny Law
          • yeah that sucks. : chazums
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    Also somewhat resembles Stalker legs : Orange Pylon
    • I thought this too. : Warlock
• definitely awesome, the credits song is just <3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI credits ... : duncandun
• absolutely amazing, wish it was longer. oh well, freakin awesome for what it was : boarder2
• I just beat it too..... the game was brilliant. LOVED all of the ending and the credits : MikkleThePickle
• hahah. oh man. just finished. absolutely brilliant. : hirez
• Not finished, but damn I love the humour. <3 the OMM guys, shame Erik left Double Fine though. :( : node
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  I love the fact that at the end of test 19, after I escaped the fire, I wasn't sure for a second if I had : rock elf
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    lol yeah for a second there I thought I had accidentally broken the game by getting around that whole dea : Lionhart32935
    • haha, me too. : chazums
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  I'm on 18 and can't figure out how to get the cube :( : oatmela
  • damn, I got the cube and am on the next part with the momentum leaping. holy shit. : oatmela

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• http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15309221 : slickdoody
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  http://supermonkeyballz.shackspace.com/portal_still_alive.mp3 : electroly
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    You guys are so awesome. : omnova
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      We do what we must because we can. : slickdoody
      • And you keep on trying until you run out of cake! PS - THE CAKE IS A LIE : Bean
  • Awesomeness to you sir : Kaerof
  • yay :D : Noobler
  • sweeet! ty sir. : lightly inclined
  • If this game doesn't win some awards in a few months, I'm blaming Chris Remo : rosewood
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    What do you use to find stuff in the GCF files? Is there an app, or do you just hex edit it? : Gonzo
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      Yeah, there's an app, they're kinda like zip files : crummynz
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        Part of the Source SDK or separate? : Gonzo
        • GCFScape : fleabug
    • http://nemesis.thewavelength.net/index.php?p=26 : slickdoody
  • Jesus, when this first played, I just couldn't pick my jaw off the floor. It was just so ... perfect! : Matt Burris
  • lol I added this to itunes and then hit mute right as itunes auto-started playing it. My speakers were at... : cdbeckman
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    is this something that I shouldn't play until I finish the game in order to fully experience it? : the archvile
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      absolutely. It's kinda spoilerish, but mostly it's the icing on the cake of a great game. lolz. : slickdoody
      • Not true, the icing on the cake are lies. : Matt Burris
    • Yes. : ColoradoCNC
  • thank you kind sir! : byorn
  • awesome.. thank you! : Shadowdane
  • thank you, thank you, thank you : DapperDan
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  someone has the sound files of the turrets ? : barichnikov
  • Yes please if anyone has found them, i had a quick look earlier with no success. : Arsenal
  • I'll probably do this tonight, I'll try to put something up in shackspace (assuming it's cool with the mo... : spazzium
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    Don't know if it's against Shack rules, so I won't post the files, but they're pretty easy to find if you... : Gonzo
    • I'd say posting them is a no-no. It is, afterall, copyrighted music. : slickdoody
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  By the way, the guy who wrote that song did the "re: your brains" song we adopted for UD.. : Visceral Monkey
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    UD? : bradsh
    • Urban Dead. : silentw
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  enjoy! http://spazzium.shackspace.com/turret_floor.rar : spazzium
  • it is saying it is corrupt : Crimsonbeak
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    File is corrupt, won't extract. : Matt Burris
    • no hard feelings : pancake humper
  • seems to be corrupt :( : Arsenal
  • Damn it! OK let me try this again. : spazzium
  • Fixed, hit that link again. Owned by ascii transfer mode. : spazzium
  • awesome : duncandun
• I just wish that there was a way to watch the credits on demand : TheQuad

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  zzhardzlinezz@yahoo.com : xpogox
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    worst email address and worst shack username ever. for one person to hold both is amazing : electroly
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      best reply ever from best poster. : xpogox
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        you should find the guy who registered "pogo" but never posted, and force him to give up his shackname : electroly
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          You should reply to every post I make with witty comments. : xpogox
          • i can make this happen if you want : electroly
    • haha : oHnOES
  • Sent. Enjoy. : Nick Breckon
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  I've got a gift of episode 1 (no HL2). Post if you want it. First name I recognize gets it. : ConfusedUs
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    i'll take it : Ziz
    • don't ya know me? : Ziz
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  I have HL2 to give away. First 3 to reply to this thread get their names written on individual pieces... : IcomeINpeace
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    bah..shack message me if you want it. was gonna do a funny video and everything :( : IcomeINpeace
    • i woulda replied but got HL2 : Ziz
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  who ever wants to give away their Ep1 sm me , kthx : X-GOUKI
  • i'd like EP1 also anyone... anyone... : Ziz
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  I've got both as well, SM me for HL2 or Ep1. : Vincent Grayson
  • sm.ed : barichnikov
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  Guess my favorite football player (college or pro) and you get HL2 and EP1 : gmd
  • ray finkle : jujubees
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpknD1_nlq0 : X-GOUKI
  • Is there any other answer? : BoKnows
  • Marcos Vick : Ziz
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    Faggy McSteroids : sharpie
    • hahaahhaha im tired i laguhed : Utopia
• benkoosa at hotmail com also steamID ;) : barichnikov
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  First reply gets HL2. I never bought EP1 so I can't gift that : bRAINsick
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    mine! : IcomeINpeace
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      email address? : bRAINsick
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        just kidding...trying to get rid of mine..not bites. :( : IcomeINpeace
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          Why are you toying with my emotions? :( : bRAINsick
          • if a shacker contacts me I will send him/her your way. I didn't think it would be this hard to get rid of... : IcomeINpeace
• well if anyone got ep1 my email is ziz_q@yahoo.com : Ziz
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  I'll gift HL2 and EP1 first come first serve, reply below. : spazzium
  • ep1 plz : t0ad
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    below : Ziz
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      DOH! : Ziz
      • somebody give this guy something : aurealis
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    benkoosa steamID benkoosa at homail : barichnikov
    • :( : barichnikov
  • t0ad and Ziz check your SMs : spazzium
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  free halflife 2 here. say oilers are fuckin' awesome for it. : logik?
  • Warren Moon was the bomb. oh wait... : Kniggit
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    Canucks are fuckin awesome! : jamesray
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      Not tonight, that's for sure. : stump
      • I know :( : jamesray
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    Oilers were awesome in the eighties? : Afterglow
    • none of you get shit! : logik?
    • Warren MOON!! : tomservo
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    Houston Oilers!!! Houston Oilers!!! Houston Oilers!!! Houston Oilers Number OOOOONE!!! : Bean
    • I love when they left and some sad sack was playing that record at the town hall steps for a week. : hamachi
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    oilers = awesome That close enough? : Nation
    • steam account email addy please! : logik?
  • oilers are fuckin' awesome for it. : Kaiser
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  i need ep1 if anyone has it available : mwasher
  • (steam id is 'mwasher' if that matters) : mwasher
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  Still have HL2 to give to someone, just SM me and it's yours. : racer5
  • Same here. : Githyanki
  • shackmsg'd : doomed
  • Sent to jujubees. : racer5
• Spare an Ep1 pass if there are any left? : kagath
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  Still anyone having a HL2 giveaway left? : razorblade79
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    Nothing left? This would make my weekend, with my gf not coming back until sunday evening... :( : razorblade79
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      Do you only want HL2? I can hook you up... shackmessage me your email address tomorrow (or I guess that ... : Johnny Law
      • shackmsg'ed :) : razorblade79
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  Shackmessage me if you want my gift copy of HL2. : Zero|DPX
  • Claimed by Zips. : Zero|DPX
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  How do you give shit away? : node
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    If you've bought multiple copies it should show up as a 'gift' in your 'my games' in Steam. Click on the ... : cause&effect
    • Oh right, i'm just being dumb, only one copy on this account. : node
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  KillerBServer.com : MissingSock
  • if you spam the place up with stuff like that you will be gone very very soon. : moshman
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  If anyone wants my copy of HL2, it's up for grabs. : helvetica
  • I'll take it. : TShandy
• HL2/Ep1 giveaway: Will go to the first person to tell me the correct answer to "Who is the best college ... : bipolar

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• The cake is a lie. : Matt Burris
• It says right here in your personnel file; unlikeable. : haiku
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  I'm still alive. : NFXFSX
  • Final Thought P.S. I'm still Alive : n00b_sauce
• Your life was a mathematical mistake : rosewood
• Remember when we tried to murder you? ha.. ha.. : Demius
• Black Mesa? haha THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE. : Damodred
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  I wonder if these are spoilers for one who's not played. I don't want to read/hear the funny before I pla... : carrioN luggagE
  • Then you should definitely collapse this thread. : freshyk
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  Probably, half the damn threads I'm not even sure what people are talking about so I just assume its some... : Chod
  • When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you. : Bean
  • You just keep on trying until you run out of cake. : SolrFlare
  • For the good of all of us! (Except the ones who are dead) : Bean
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  That was GREAT ! Oh oh its the girl from the experiment ! : barichnikov
  • Yea, I caught that one. Funny shit! : Visceral Monkey
• A good person wouldn't be here : spiderfill
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  Portal is fun, but a bit short for $20. I've been playing for about 90 minutes and I am on level 16/19. : aethyr
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    I think the last 2 levels, especially the last, take longer than most of the early ones combined. : freshyk
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      glad to hear. People can make their own levels right? Hopefully there will be some good ones, I like th... : aethyr
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        you can tell in the commentaries who finished it, and who didnt. you think we don't know. in a couple of ... : barichnikov
        • yup, that pretty much sums it up : theWhite
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    If anyone here bought pOrtal by itself, then they deserve everything they get in life : rosewood
    • Which is a lot. Sure, the main game is short, but all of the challenges and what not make up for it. It... : Grumbeld
  • Sure the "story mode" is ~ 2 hours long, but I already have 7 hours in the game. The real interesting pu... : DinK
• Does that mean I'll not get the funny for years to come? :( : losimagic
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  Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. Helllooo THAT'S YOU, THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND : Kaerof
  • hahaha that whole fight was hilarious What's wrong with your legs?! : aeg1x
• WHEEEEEE : chazums
• Why don't you marry it if you love it so much. : skunk_ape
• Remember, the Apreture Science Bring Your Daughter To Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested... ... : fleabug
• You are not even walking in the right direction ... - Hello is anybody there ? : Nihil ME
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  I will forever be calling them Weighted Storage Cubes. Give the massive "crates in games" article they di... : node
  • yeah I couldn't get over that, it was a sly in-joke that was hilarious without being overdone it also ... : Gauss
• I'll give it a month before mods start nuking and there are complaint posts about it : PlanetPerfecto
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  "Aperture Science: we do what we must, because we can!" : cause&effect
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    fast thing goes in, fast thing comes out! : Lionhart32935
    • fast speedy : chazums
  • But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake! : Aragoat
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  Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'goodbye' and you were like 'no way' : pyide
  • I laughed so hard at that. : chazums
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    the way that she says 'no way' is just so great. Laughed hard at that. : aaarrrgh
    • agreed. probably the line that sticks out most in my mind. : Werkin
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  Apperture Science would like to take this time to remind you that the weighted companion cube, cannot ind... : ColoradoCNC
  • If it does talk, just ignore it. : AgentPothead
• You have euthanized your companion cube faster than anyone else. Congratulations. : Fyunch Click
• Oh, what's that over there? That thing has numbers on it! : Masem
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  maybe for the next month or so, but we'll be back to our old shenanigans soon enough : RikiTiki2
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    By cruise! Post + Username for the win! Lolz! i'm so banned : cause&effect
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      P + U doesn't work with me unless we're talking mongoose or the Jungle Book :( : RikiTiki2
      • and maybe Tikis : RikiTiki2

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  i thought the senate decided not to grant you a triumph? : thaperfectdrug
  • They knew what was good for them. : trOmblyj
• I dig that tune. : jonin
• best song ever : NFXFSX
• Anyway this cake is great, its so delicious and moist. : trOmblyj
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  Anybody know the significance of the way they spell 'GLaD'? : famine101
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    It's the AI's name. GLaD-OS : ConfusedUs
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      Ha, I must have missed that. I presume it's also an acronym? : famine101
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        No idea. : ConfusedUs
        • Gladys is a womans name. : trOmblyj
      • ya, it's in the DOLLAR$ and SENSE presentation that's shown in two of the side rooms towards the end. I ... : slickdoody
      • Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. : Helter Skelter
      • Yeah if you find the login detail to http://www.aperturescience.com/ have a look there the login info : chazums
• high five!! : AlexXdude
• It's hard to overstate my satisfaction : mikecyb
• We do what we must because we can. : VinnieTheSquid
• For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead. The cake is a lie : Grumbeld
• <3<3<3 : cdbeckman
• portal was awsome. a++++++++++ : AMikaboshi
• You just keep on trying, until you run out of cake : pieman
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  ah! found the song in the GCF. WOOT! Now I can put it on my mp3 player! : slickdoody
  • I'm gonna play it at work tomorrow and mess with the co workers : jonin
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    is there an app that lets you browse GCF files? : Gonzo
    • GCFScape is what you want http://nemesis.thewavelength.net/index.php?p=26 : paroxym
• I'm still doing what I assume are the tutorial levels and Jesus Christ it's already got me freaked out an... : Deathlove
• I'm not even angry, I'm being so sincere right now : ColoradoCNC
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  Update: STILL ROCKING OUT TO THIS SONG : trOmblyj
  • hells yes. portal kicks ass. : anthonybean
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  So true. Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye." and you were l... : silentw
  • I love how it did the "NO WAY" part in a deep voice. : Matt Burris
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    I, uh...I may've set that clip as the ringtone on my cell phone. : Majuju
    • Brilliant! : Damodred
  • she says .... that was great ! its crazy i love that in a undescriptible way. holy fuck : barichnikov
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  cutest turrets ever. that's how I want all my computerized utilities to sound in the future. : barichnikov
  • Is anyone there? Would you come over here? : SolrFlare
• Update PS: I'm still rocking out to this song. : trOmblyj

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• Push her down the stairs, pre-emptive strike style. : pres589
• I hope he's never my attending. : zanzares
• what confuses me is that suddenly the last 8 words are spelled correctly and make sense. : perstephanie
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  Cairo?! : RikiTiki2
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    medical school?! : Amadan
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      lol this was my thought : aurealis
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        People in medical may appear to be intelligent but on the internet they're just as dumb as your average i... : freshyk
        • school*. Goddamit. : freshyk
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          In person, too. :( Some of them anyway. : perstephanie
          • tru dat baby gurl : freshyk
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    * Cairo, Georgia * Cairo, Illinois * Cairo Township, Minnesota * Cairo, Missouri ... : zanzares
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      you forgot egypt : reverend~heresy
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        they probably speak better english than in any of the other cairo's : mindshot
        • true. true. : RikiTiki2
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        yea he's in egypt, she's from dubai where they both went to school : aurealis
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          It's actually more disturbing that non-native english speakers are typing like that. : Amadan
          • no wonder the terrists hate us : RikiTiki2
• I think he's initiated phase 2 of his plan to remove you. : Sailor of Fortune
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  you're in phoenix? nice. WE NEED A FUCKING SHACKMEET : hobosapien
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=15275563 !! : aurealis
  • i, too, am in phx : reverend~heresy
• respond with: "hey doktor, ken i git a bito da'rugs from ya? mebe sum perkos or oxies? keep it reel." : hirez
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  holla hey bro dont h8 the playa you no? lol .. srsly tho yr gurl is fine and if ur enough of a man u got ... : GloriousCow
  • hahah : aurealis
• the best part is that he's probably been dreaming of sending this message for years. he spent days writin... : JINKY
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  oh god this made me laugh so hard : med1c
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    why? he never went to med1cal school? : reverend~heresy
    • ouch :( that hurt : med1c
• holler at your fucking boy : Mondo
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  this is what makes me sad about people. how. the. fuck. does a med studen (or anyone remotely educated) ... : papaskot
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    also, pic+divx, plz. : papaskot
    • jesus, that took long enough : [7]kami
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  THAT motherfucker is going to be a doctor? Jesus fucking Christ. : vile
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    wat up kyd? youz got sinuses n shit? : lightly inclined
    • haha, like idioacrazy: You shit's all fucked up'n'shit! : papaskot
  • your chart says you're fucked up, you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded : Mondo
• That message is awesome, I'd print it out, take it with me to work and hang it on the wall for a good lau... : razorblade79
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  medical school!? no no NO, sweet jesus NO. : aethyr
  • er, that was supposed to be "skool" with a k. : aethyr
• yo homie that shits be mad dope, nahmsayin? : jarek99
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  I wonder if he refused learning about STDs? : trove
  • He is probably a pioneer in STD transmission research. : freshyk
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  I don't understand why people can't write correctly on the Internet. I don't mind the abbreviations and w... : K1Bond007
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    I'm such an old woman... When I send text messages on my phone I use complete sentences, including approp... : edlin
    • If that makes you an old woman, I must be an old man. : coldfusioncs
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  medical skool : bradsh
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    don't worry, he's boostin' up his long distance keyboard communication skills : Foxhawk
    • as opposed to his short-range keyboard communication skills which are probably also sadly lacking. : skryte
• She should reply with the exact same message except with proper vocabulary and grammar. Then in the sign-... : Afterglow
• Why has no one asked the most important question yet: Where are pics+divx of aurealis' gf? : ColoradoCNC