Daikatana Strategy Guide Shipping!

From the lost Daikatana Strategy Guide chapter:

\"Turn right at the Ego Stone, and this will take you up to the Wasteful Pavilions. On your right you\'ll stop to refresh yourself in the Spring of Eternal Publicity, which will renew all your flagging Confidence Stats. Ok, whew. Now, just around the corner... Be sure that your Inflat-a-Tit is primed, because you\'re about to go up against one of the deadliest foes yet: PublisherTron! He\'ll immediately circle-strafe you while uttering outrageous insults like, \'Where is our game, Romero? Where the fuck is our game? Where is our fucking 20 million dollars!\' But just zap him with your Delay Ray, and when the interactive dialogue pops up, respond to his taunts with one of the following choices:

a) I shall defeat you, PublisherTron, and issue a 3/4\" pewter likeness of myself and Killcreek getting it on!

b) Save your demands for someone who likes to work!

c) If you send those Euro-gangsters around here one more time threatening to break my legs, I\'ll wipe every hard drive in these offices clean!\"

Bah. The US has gun control issues. Europe has Austria....... everyone has their own problems. The day the US gets gun control straight, Germans will eradicate hate-mongers and Neo Nazism.

#190 what does this have to do with Daikatana, the Romero or his beetch the Killcreek? Save your personal issues for IRC or Aol Teenchat :)

Has anyone ever noticed that Romero is pimping his bitch more than Daikatana? mean christ...everyone ALMOST forgot about Daikatana when they heard wind of Killcreek being in Playboy...then now we\'ve got their \"Strategy Guide\" give me a fucking break! The only people who buy those, can\'t read, or are into Pokemon trading cards..and this particular Strategy Guide happens to have a full page fold out of Killcreek??!! What about the fucking game romero?? I could care less about your geek girlfriend..jesus...although I cant fully give him shit, being the Crackwhore, WAS my ex-fiance... http://www.idsoftware.com/psteed

/kris hall

Who cares; we\'re all going to hell in 2006. Thus sayeth the LORD.

#36

The kids are american.
So we are not going to ban rocks in germany.

BNA!
http://www.the-man.de

uhm, how much acid did you take last night? and were you watching public access at the time?

#173 No nekkid pics yet :(

I don\'t think we\'ll see \'em until Daikatana comes out. At least we will have something to look forward to.

-Dunbar

Uh, excuse me, but....

WHERE IS THE FUCKING GAME?

Romero will make you his bitch when he can find the game at some
store and he digs the $ out of his couch and rolls it up and hopes
the clerk will take puke soaked coinage w/lint on it.

Where are the fucking nekkid KillCreek pics already??? IS she in the march issue of Playboy?

I really should listen to my own advice; but after reading that this flame war was supposedly started by a German, I can\'t help but to post this link:

http://www.jpfo.org/jpfo1.htm

Enjoy!

-Dunbar

Your accusations are false.

Did someone from Ion Storm hop in here and start a flame war over firearms in America to distract us from making fun of Daikatana and John Romero? Come on people, get a life. If you really want something to rail against, how about medical mistakes? A recent study by the National Academy of Sciences shows that as many as 98,000 Americans die yearly from medical mistakes by health care professionals. Makes you think next time you go to the hospital.

I can\'t remember who was for hunting rifles but against sniper rifles; well I hate to tell you they are the same thing, just depends what you are hunting with them.

-Dunbar

In america we go rabbit hunting with these.

http://www.securityarms.com/galleryfiles/240.htm

When i want to say... take down a deer, well I would settle for less than this:

http://www.securityarms.com/galleryfiles/350.htm

but if I were in a fight with your mom I\'d use this:

http://www.3dshack.com/cgi-bin/pic.cgi?iotd/massage.jpg

smackdaddy.

heheh

Now wait just a minute here, we have a strategy but no game.Hmmmmm that doesn\'t sound right - strategy -no game -no game - no strategy.Well let me see if I summed this up correctly - no game - no strategy, but in this case - no game - we have strategy. Now how can you have a strategy without a game.Okay lets try it this way and see if it sound right-strategy - no game , nope doesn\'t sound right.
Well at least I have the Daikatana screensaver.


Nali war cow phear the beast ----MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How exciting: another debate on gun control. Why, this one is so out of hand, people are actually forgetting to slag a game that isn\'t even out yet, and to make matters worse, they aren\'t even talking about Killcreek\'s boobs.

Guns don\'t kill people. Bullets do.

Don\'t ban guns.

Ban bullets.