I don't suppose you've heard of this new first person shooter game on the Xbox 360, Halo 3? No? Understandable. We at Shacknews didn't really feel like Microsoft did enough to promote this entry into the otherwise unremarkable Halo series and asked Shackers to suggest some new ways of reaching the poor untouched masses. Many stepped forward to meet this challenge, and we thank all. And while I regret the act of having to say one is better than another, here are best of the bunch:

• Helvetica spells out how crafty the Master Chief is, even on paper.
• ChongerX has Mjolinor armor for little Spartans to be.
• itsjeff9 suggests that AAA liked Halo 1 better
• It's not worth asking Jason Bergman what he's doing.
• And our contest winner Sailor of Fortune can build a bridge to your heart, then blow it up.