Evening Reading

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  picture of your penis beside a ruler. : steelsamurai
  • Done and done. : SatansFist
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    STOP! You use a xbox controller, everyone knows this. : voodooraze
    • Peters4Life, bitches. : Super Sparker
• point out that Neil Armstrong didnt have any experience walking on the moon - but NASA let him do it anyw... : hirez
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  An ex-boss of mine wrote a cover letter for his daughter and included a picture of her in revealing busin... : Polysorbate
  • PICS + DIVX please. : weaselmeister
  • So, SF should show a little cleavage then? : Fred Garvin
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  No one reads cover letters : haiku
  • 1/2 true. I only read them after i like the resume. :) : kainen1
• http://www.amazon.com/Cover-Letters-That-Knock-Dead/dp/1593377479/ref=sr_1_1/104-1455849-2717520?ie=UTF8&... : romulan

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• it doesn't feel watered-down if you're not cheating! : nomaad
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  It doesn't feel like survival horror to me at all. Feels like a melee-oriented FPS/adventure. : EvilDolemite
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    Yeah, that's probably a better classification for it. They do a number of survival horror-esque things i... : Rotten Deadite
    • I love the combat and the CSI shit : EvilDolemite
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  It's a hobo killing sim. : walker270
  • I just pretend they are all degenerate and it makes the game that much more fun. : FormerHPB

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  well there goes the only reason for liking CoM : boring gegtik
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    Why should this knowledge change anything? : Drewus
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      you're right it really isn't worth watching but i try to placate the masses : boring gegtik
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        How can so much wrong come from so few words gegtik? How do you do it? : scottythejock
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          a heady brew of practice and natural talent : boring gegtik
          • heady is right, ginger : Deathlove
  • failed troll attempt : anthonybean
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  Yep. Just look for when the camera gazes out the car with all the actors just out of frame. That's where : sgtsanity
  • In the coffee shop explosion at the beginning of the movie, the inside was shot on a different day to the... : Drewus
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  shortly after they enter the building you can notice the spots of blood on the camera disappearing if you... : aeg1x
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    The blood was accidentally sprayed onto the camera by one of the extra's. Supposedly the blood is all pai... : Drewus
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      I read that shot was actually one long take; from the dp / director ... can't remember where....but the o... : digitalsneek
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        No, that shot was stitched. For example, right before Theo enters the building he climbs over a waist-hig : sgtsanity
        • what the crap..i didn't notice all those details in the original film..wow. especially in the third clip... : deathofrats
        • boooooo that's so disapointing :( : digitalsneek
        • btw that link is fucking awesome thanks! : digitalsneek
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    i read that it was their last shot at the uncut scene; and the blood hit the camera...everything else wen... : digitalsneek
    • This is what I heard as well. Someone had to remove the spots of blood from the ensuing frames. : trOmblyj
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  So why did they pretend for so long that there were no cuts? So now we know that the making-of on the DVD... : rock elf
  • "Most of the press about the film has not mentioned the role of visual effects. Alfonso had a tremendous ... : Drewus
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  Man, Cinefex's website is awesome. http://www.cinefex.com/ : sgtsanity
  • just such a pricey magazine : hamachi
• Once the DVD extra's started coming out my sister started complaining that you can't trust Hollywood. Sh... : hawke
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  this is the mother of all super long unedited takes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K06wDn3XsZE : vassili_zaitsev
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Ark : digitalsneek
    • yeas, but does it have a tiny asian dude kicking the crap out of 2 dosen men while running up 10 stories? : vassili_zaitsev
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      Interesting, I'll have to watch that after I go to the Hermitage. : ColoradoCNC
      • Oh, and see also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rope_%28film%29 : ColoradoCNC
  • wrong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFBztV2pp3E this is. : anthonybean
  • that's awesome : action roommate
• the composite thing has been known for awhile, i think i made a post about it shortly after it was releas... : kydaimon

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• Are Trojans really necessary when using the back door? not like she'll have butt babies : voodooraze
• pidgin ftw! : PapaBoo

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• one bump and thats it : FrayLo

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• whaaaaaaaat... : Vantage
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  There are more of those? That was fucking funny as shit. Fuckface. : ThomW
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    Now who calls a fellow shacker a fuckface? : theargent
    • Someone whos fellow shacker is a fuckface : VegasX
• DONT FUCKING TOUCH SWORDS! : VegasX

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• bitdefender online scanner? : CRaY SV1

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• they probably took off heroes becase the dvds just came out. : nyranger66
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  You do know that NBC is pulling out of the iTunes Store, right? : Lone Swordsman
  • Not going to watch Heroes this season because of it. : baron calamity
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    why? : Bean
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      Because they wanted apple to raise the price for $5 and episode and only allow them to be viewed on two d... : baron calamity
      • well that's not very nice. :( : Bean
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        This is a kind of far-fetched theory, but hear me out: NBC makes more money off DVD sales of their shows : Debased
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          "NBC makes more money off DVD sales of their shows than they currently do online. I know, duh." Actual : maddy
          • Yeah, my theory depends a lot on giving NBC the benefit of the doubt. It's a lot simpler to sign this off... : Debased
      • except that exact rumor was publicly disproved : geedeck
  • I thought that was just busting balls hoping they could get more mmoney. : soggybagel

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  redeem code : bradsh
  • thanks :) Wasn't sure if that was the place to put it in or not, seemed to obvious to me :p : gendail
• lucky you!congrats i tried to stay up till 9 am no could do :( : supermonkeyballz

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• how did you procure my home movies?? : scottythejock
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  whats he looking at? the ceiling? close your eyes kid and use your imagination! : Chupa808
  • Yes, I love how he's just lying there, all dead. : aaarrrgh
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  creepiest mom ever. : biskits
  • lol feels good doesn't it? : bakanoodle
• Ron Howard got his start in a PSA? : digitalsneek
• No audio here, but is she gonna help him finish off atleast? : Werkin
• Best youtube reply: "He wasn't jacking... guys go wump wump wump wump wump wump wump, not wump.....wum... : Zeeliv
• Well that brought out all kinds of weird feelings, because that's pretty much exactly what my mom said th... : fleabug
• What in the fuck. : ColoradoCNC
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  I left my chest full of Playboys open and unlocked one day, and my favorite centerfold pinned up to the c... : SatansLilHelper
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    I hope to hell this is the start of a letter to Forums : boring gegtik
    • I didn't get any penthouses until years later. : SatansLilHelper
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  Ricky is an ugly fucking kid : VegasX
  • ginger hater! : Hiro
  • you were checking out the 13 year old masturbating in bed too eh : spaceless

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• Sorry should have mentioned its a PNY VCG88GTS32XPB GeForce 8800GTS 320MB graphics card and a GIGABYTE ... : Jenings
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  Once again the monkey saves the day. http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3986/casemonkeywm9.jpg It w... : devi| dog
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    Case monkey has horrible taste in beer. : sigpro
    • I agree, case monkey is poppy bitch anyway. He just drinks it because it's green, he always winds up shi... : devi| dog
  • Acceptable loses there. Right on, thanks the monkey. Looks like the monkey knows how to par-tay mig... : Jenings
• I'm sure it'll work with the motherboard...The question is will it fit in your case? My 8800GTS barely fi... : Gnowknayme

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  How long have you been playing? I took bass lessons several years ago but had to stop since I couldn't af... : Magus
  • been playing about 7 years now. Mostly jazz and classic rock. Love the instrument. I never took lessons, ... : bogombo
• I love the fact that by ignoring context clues, this post could be about a very bizarre freshwater fish f... : hatelull
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  Bass: for talented musicians who have no interest in getting laid : EvilDolemite
  • ahaha, I love it. : bogombo
• Rock on - I'm going to buy a bass and start lessons soon - I have always wanted to play that! : flagg209
• Yeah, I miss fishing, too. *cries : geneshifter
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  I ordered a custom Carvin 7-string last week! Can't wait to get it. : GreatGooglyMoogly
  • Guitar, that is. : GreatGooglyMoogly

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• Splitters can reduce signal strength, however you make it sound like it was always hooked up. : Wombat Woo
• You want a splitter that doesn't "mess" with the frequency range that cable modems work on, as far as I k... : PlanetPerfecto
• It can cause connection problems if you get a cheap one. Sometimes (like once every few months) I have t... : guido anchovy
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  channel vision makes good splitters - http://www.channelvision.com/index/49 also if there are ports on... : industro
  • What connector should she get if she wishes to remove the splitter altogether? i.e., bridge 2 coaxial cab... : Afterglow
• did you install that splitter? : steelsamurai
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  I had the bitch upstairs accuse my housemate and I of, "tapping into her Internet" Like she came and ... : Toraz Chryx
  • She actually called my landlord. It's a bungalow house and we live in the basement apartment. The cable c... : Afterglow

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• When in doubt, go with DOC or RTF. I use the latter, because it can be opened by virtually anything. : Lone Swordsman
• try asking them? its not like they are gonna be like "this guys a dumbass!" ......or....they may. : Rigor Morts
• LaTeX : boring gegtik
• you can't go wrong with .doc, .pdf is kinda spiffy but more hassle for them potentially. : MoreVespeneGas
• I always sent a .doc file unless they provided me with an application in another format. : scottythejock
• Doc/PDF is what I go with, with a "other formats available on request". : Audhuml4
• .txt : the moon and antarctica
• I always went with a PDF personally. I find that people are less scared of getting a virus from one of th... : digital_d
• Record yourself shirtless, possibly crying under a blanket, reading your resume line for line into your w... : royalally
• Personally I like PDF because it's not able to be edited or fucked up by them, and the formatting is guar... : EvilDolemite
• I always do PDF : Hiro

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  x1950 AGP ? : mafu5150
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    yup...is there an issue with these cards? : burning eye
    • Not with the cards, it's the drivers. I have one too & didn't read the release notes for 7.8 - I'm runni... : mafu5150

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  Just get a wrt54gl and put tomato on it, set it to be a wireless client, and you'll be good to go! : guido anchovy
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    later tonight I'm going to experiment with putting my WRT's in WDS rather than having one as a wireless c... : Toraz Chryx
    • This is what I do at home. One is the main router and the other is set to WDS. Works great! : guido anchovy

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  What a fucking asshole. My condolences. I've fought and won against harder stuff, but I guess if you can ... : PlanetPerfecto
  • well at least he didn't stick him with the full ticket. i hate speedtraps : MagicWishMonkey
• You gotta fight, for your right, to whatever : rosewood
• fight that. for sure. : mystikal
• I would have shot him on the spot but that's just me. : SockMonkeh
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  wait so you were doing the speed limit, and then while you were in an intersection where it would be impo... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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    And do you have anyway of even knowing that the speed limit changed? No. So fuck him. Walk into court, ... : rosewood
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      MY bad i ment to say that i was stopped at a intersection and then sped up to the limit thats when he pul... : n00b_sauce
      • so it's not like you were in the intersection and the streetlight with the flashy lights were hanging dir... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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      he was in a school zone anyway. Lights dont have to be on for the law to apply. 7:30 am = time kids are w... : Iwannaacura
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        The asshole traffic women here turn the school zone lights on an hour early these days. Unless it's the ... : guido anchovy
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          You're asking for trouble there. But way to snub the man by driving what is arguably 20+ mph above the s... : crockroches
          • Some do, some don't. The one I drive by does not have the when flashing sign because it's 900 years old.... : guido anchovy
      • the school zone is only active when the lights are on and flashing and the cones are out. You dont slow d... : Chupa808
• Let's file this one under ridiculous. : Audhuml4
• if you go to court, you can probably get out of that one. : Gonzo
• go to court for this. : FrayLo
• you should have killed him and his child. leave his wife out of it though. : arizona bay
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  As unlucky as you are, the signs have times on them, all this 'take it to court' business might be more t... : crockroches
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    a lot of times those signs that pretain to flashing lights like that usually say something along the line... : ^-SeaWolf-^
    • the times mean nothing. the zone is in effect when the lights are on and the cones are out. : Chupa808
  • if you take it to court, it's going to cost you more than the ticket. even though you were in the right,... : industro

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• take it back? Tell her that while you appreciate her generosity, you think $300 is way too much for a key : Modulus
• Return it and take her out to a fancy dinner when she yells at you for not liking something she bought yo... : mattfl
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  Take it back and explain that while it was a nice keyboard it had some flaws that you found after trying ... : sigpro
  • well, i can't really try it because the place won't accept oopen box returns, only exchanges. lol : vassili_zaitsev
• Obviously dump her : VegasX
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  Tell her it's too much, return it and buy something both of you can enjoy at the same time. (ex. Romanti... : Edges
  • lol @ both enjoying a dildo : spaceless

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  NO CAR BUYING MEN ON THE SHACK? : Rice-Rocketeer
  • We all take transit, walk or bike like Al Gore told us to. : stump
• A co-worker went this route. He sent faxes to all the fleet manages at the 4 local honda dealerships sayi... : mattfl
• Best way to do it. Fleet managers have a low bullshit level. You might have to try a different dealersh... : EvilDolemite
• emailing? give me a break dude. best way to get a good price: go in there, test drive a couple cars, : romulan

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• Interference from wireless devices? : EvilDolemite
• Howcome I saw some posts about it being maybe due to an older building and/or advice to get a traffic sni... : father_crown

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  Check it in my profile now for a quicker preview, it's pretty nifty, lots of functionality for such a sma... : node
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    i would link mine but the guy who bought my char changed the name =/!! : Iwannaacura
    • lol, it's not your char anymore then is it, silly! :) : node
• I've got nothing but 'WoW Armory Server down blah blah' for the past couple of house using the BBcode on ... : royalally
• nice, threw it in my profile : skruff

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• LOL Kid's hair kept getting bigger and bigger till finally it was so long he just made dreads. good times... : Slowtreme
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  I was just thinking I needed to buy this a few weeks ago as the wife had never seen it. : stonedonkey
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    She also had no idea who ShoNuff and Bruce Leroy were... I married a young one. : stonedonkey
    • omg ... get that woman schooled ... STAT! : virus
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      WHO'S THE MASTA? : burningtrees
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        I was just trying to explain to my wife how great (in an 80s way) that movie was. gotta go find it now : hamachi
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          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBlTsHsr5Ig&mode=related&search= dear lord.. I <3 youtube. : stonedonkey
          • oh how can i make that song a ring tone ?! : kanix
• I think Kid and Play's best movie was Class Act. : bcyde
• I'm no dancer but I learned that one (the last one) from my step-sister in high school and I did it at a ... : bullet

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• older building on campus? : hatelull
• My guess is interference from some unkown source. Get a wireless traffic sniffing utility (like airsnort)... : digital_d

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• dude; old news; that ipod is like a 2nd gen 'classic'....SOOOO old! :P : digitalsneek