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by Steve Gibson, Feb 27, 2000 4:32am PST

So I'm chilling at Albertsons buying some ice cream at 3am to make some 'special shakes' (typical Saturday night). As I walk up to check-out I say 'whuzup' to the lady at the counter being as I'm always so damn friendly. She just gives me a blank stare. So I give her another 'whazup' with a bit more 'flava' in there. She then gives me this 'oh you poor pathetic fool' look like I have no idea what a dumbass I look like. So.... the total comes out to be like 3.64 and just to be a rat bastard I give her 3.79 *after* she rings it up as 4.00. Who'da'foo'now?






  • OK, I\'ve got a GREAT use for this messageboard. I\'m going to post a toll free number from a fucking piece of spam I got today. This MLM Pyramid scheme ass ape left no way to reply to the mail (fucked up header info) except by calling his voicemail or by *faxing* my email address to unsubscribe. Here\'s a deal- If anyone has any similar spam, I\'ll call their number and yell at the mailbox or just play some music onto the voicemail for 5-10 minutes. Just do the same to this dickfeeder. Here it is:
    1 800 587 9046 ext. 1310
    Or you can fax him at 1 800 546 3685
    email should not be used for unsolicited spam, especially when unsubscribing requires faxing. Go get this cracksniffer, and accept my thanks.














  • #39, The Ruskie\'s get the credit for overuse of shittatics because of their current economic plight so you can\'t blame them entirely. I still think they\'re weasles though.

    -infinite entrance console popups
    -endless exit mousetraps
    -the most misleading blind links you\'ve ever seen.
    -They try and get away with zero content by twisting the bannerfarm concept.
    -javascript from hell (forced bookmarking, window maximizing, menu removal)
    -java/activex from hell
    -much more...

    Just like any stale ad campaign, it wears its welcome. CTR and conversions with these shittactics are crap as well, but they still think it\'s effective. Basically, pr0n surfers wised up to shit a long time ago, but the ruskie\'s and other greedy newbies havn\'t.













  • #26, And?

    I love Chilli\'s... Buffalo Wings or BBQ Ribs & a Heineken... mmm. I think we all expect that kind of \"dropping the food on the floor\" or \"rat shit in the salad dressing\" stuff. But for the most part, out of sight, out of mind. That is... until Eye Witness news does their monthly scare story on \"Think Your Food is Safe!? Guess Again! - more at 11\" ......

    Germs are good for ya! You\'re immune system needs practice! :) (G.Carlin)
    I tell ya... Americans are getting softer by the minute. In another decade the pussification of America will be complete. bah. :) :)