We want your best Microsoft Paint rendition of a Big Daddy. What's he doing when he's not bringing the pain to Rapture interlopers? Doing his laundry? Does he have a day job? Show us, but please stick to Paint or a similarly rudimentary piece of software. Enter as many times as you like!Submit your entry by posting a URL in this thread. Hosts include Shackspace if you've got it (33% off Mercury!), Flickr, Photobucket, ImageShack (no relation), TinyPic, and so on. Get your entries in by Monday, 2:00pm CST.
The winner will receive a BioShock syringe pen, light-up drink mixer, medium t-shirt (sorry, big or very little readers), and his or her choice of a BioShock Xbox 360 faceplate or mousepad. The runner-up will receive a t-shirt and whichever item the winner did not choose. Those faceplates are big bucks on eBay!