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• I'm probably going with easy. : Jonathan
• I've been playing the 360 version on hard. : pancake humper
• medium first time through, 360 here. i can't aim for shit as it is, and when i tried the hard mode it was... : pyide
• Hard every time. : Drewus
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  easy + cheating. it's the way of the warrior. : AbortedFetusChristi
  • ninja dog : ariakaz
• i'm sure I'll beat it more than once, so probably medium the first time through and hard right afterwards : qwpeoriu
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  Medium on PC. I hate it when I play through a game and I get stuck b/c I don't have enough ammo or a bos... : rosewood
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    Normally, I do this too. While it's fun to have challenging fights, having to pound F9 multiple times to : hatelull
    • http://gmd.shackspace.com/picard.jpg : hatelull
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    That's exactly why I'll probably start with easy. : Jonathan
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      have you tried the demo? easy was a bit too easy. you really aren't forced to be creative in dealing with... : pyide
      • I played the demo on Medium and didn't really get pushed to hard but I figured the first levels are alway... : Jonathan
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    But how can you get stuck in Bioshock? If you die, you spawn back and run back to the fight. Eventually... : exigence7
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      Oh I just thought of the funniest way to play BioShock - No health kits or Ammo. Just you and the Wrench. : Jonathan
      • A friend of mine is doing exactly this. : SpaecKow
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  Generally I would play games, as rosewood said, for the story, but shit has been getting so easy recently... : SpaecKow
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    blame the consoles. ;) : hatelull
    • Yes I shall promptly, thank you for reminding me! Fuck you console queers! : SpaecKow
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  Easy. I'm in it for the story, not the combat : Thomas Hace
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    really? can't say I have EVER played a game strictly for the story. so even if the game itself wasn't... : atom519
    • i enjoy it on easy the first time around too, except hl2, because its already really easy. but im all abo... : not work safe
  • ^ same : randomnull
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  Hard because you get infinite respawns. Think about it...it doesn't seem like you can get completely stu... : exigence7
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    What about less ammo/plasmids? If you reached a checkpoint with little to no ammo, you are kind of stuck.... : byorn
    • Wrench? : exigence7
    • I think you always respawn with eve : Unleashed
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  I wish games explained the difference between difficulties. I don't mind hard when it is pulled off by be... : byorn
  • I miss Doom increased difficulty. Which was more fucking monsters. I don't think I've seen that since u... : tree8
  • YES - this pisses me off too. Some games also "punish" you for playing an easier mode by witholding bonus... : speon
• Medium the first play, Hard on the replay : tashtego
• Medium, then hard on the second time through. : DapperDan
• Hard. I don't bother with lesser difficulties any more. I always max out whatever is unlocked by defa... : walker270
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  Hard on PC. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • I'd like to clarify that it's not because I'm particularly good at videogames, it's just that I like to p... : Rice-Rocketeer
• Medium is really easy, I probably died less than 5 times throughout the whole game. : JINKY
• Medium to focus on story, then Hard a second time while mucking around with abilities. : BoKnows
• Also if I had one gripe about the game it would be the respawn where enemies stay just as hurt as you lef... : JINKY
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  Hard for sure, and I am really worried that the fact that you respawn is going to destroy the tension of ... : marmite
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    It didn't for SS2. : Rice-Rocketeer
    • Respawn was different in SS2 though, it cost you nanites( Money) which for a good portion of the early ga... : Iazu
• Hard ,I've been disappointed of most recent single player games because I breeze through them. But as so... : tree8
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  I too am trying to decide. They definitely took more hits to kill in the demo... but I noticed Splicers ... : sevogajre
  • This is what I'm doing as well. I'll go back on hard later, really digging the hell out of the environme... : spazzium
• I always start a game on Medium. Rarely will I move it to hard, even if I'm kicking ass all the way throu... : edgewise
• Hard! It's the best way to pace myself from playing a game all in one sitting. : bakanoodle
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  Easy. I'm playing it to enjoy the atmosphere and art direction. Plus I play games to relax, not to stre... : bipolar
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    If death is little more than a health pot in this game, what does easy mode offer? Enemies fall over dea... : walker270
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      Also my wife will be watching much of the time so I want to make sure I look like a badass : bipolar
      • lol. : edgewise
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  You'll want to play through more than once, because it's so good. And if you care about getting all Achi : mitchwalker
  • Hehe, nice tag screwup. :( : mitchwalker

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• in lisp you can just implement your own "unless" if they don't have it :( : electroly
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  not a Ruby prog here., but I'd say that's actually less readable to me than than the "if" statement... ... : TPSReport
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    It's just more human readable. "Unless the scholarship can be edited by the current user" instead of "if : wtf242
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      to each his own I suppose, If the scholoship cannot be edited by the user, then do shit to me, is a... : TPSReport
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        You guys are being anal retentive. It's not a bad feature but it's not entirely spooge worthy either. And... : ieGod
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          you talk about anal retentive as if it's a bad thing... And don't even get me started on striving to w... : TPSReport
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            The problem is most self documenting code is really only self documenting in the coders ingenious little ... : ieGod
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              I hardly write any documentation at all. I just use extremely descriptive variable names, and write very : wtf242
              • You could improve that even further by switching from passive voice: assert_equal false, scholarship : theamazingrand0
        • I never said it was OMG awesome. just a tiny little thing I thought was cool : wtf242
    • I dunno, it only happens to be more human readable with that variable name because it reads like a senten... : lord cecil
    • I tend to not use if not myself but more if blah blah is false. : Chod
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      so...you are using your (imho completely nonsensical) "unless", which is the same as "if not"... So y : weaselmeister
      • well shit. fucked the tags up, but you get the idea. : weaselmeister
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        that was just a retarded little example that i didn't put much thought into. I didn't even think about th... : wtf242
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          I get what you are saying, I just can't come up with a valid use for it. If you really have to negate a c... : weaselmeister
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            yeah, if readability is paramount and you think that a conditional is particularly hard to follow, you're... : qwpeoriu
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              Don't be a smartass. I'm not saying that conditionals are hard to follow, I am saying that I don't like e : weaselmeister
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                how did my reply to your post generate this type of response ? : qwpeoriu
                • I thought you were being sarcastic with the whole "if you think that a conditional is particularly hard t... : weaselmeister
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  I know nothing about scripting, but can't Perl do something similar? Or the even more hideous "do xxx ... : Zero|DPX
  • perl and ruby have their similarities. : afrochops
  • Yep. Perl rocks my face off. : ieGod
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    The thing about Perl is that you can pretty much flip things on their head any way you want. :) If ther... : hawke
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      list comprehensions and blocks.. Ruby has those too. Sooo useful. stuff like... @people.ma | person | ... : wtf242
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        fucking code tag. who wrote this shit. : wtf242
        • fix it wtf242. the code tag doesn't just make the font monospaced, it has to disable shacktags too :( i... : electroly
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    There's a pretty common Ruby idiom that uses that construct: unless condition raise "Error!" : maddy
    • Goes the other way around, though: raise ArgumentError, "block required" unless block_given? : theamazingrand0
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  I've worked with a lisp variant that had an unless conditional. It has it's uses. : dopeman
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    like negating conditionals ? : qwpeoriu
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      George Boole is doing Euclidean cycles in his grave. : yonderboy
      • i don't know what any of that means : fletch_
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  I haven't used Python in a while, but i'm pretty sure it has similar features. I have found python to be ... : kinnoch
  • Ruby's even cleaner than Python (IMO), it's worth spending an afternoon looking at. : jcupitt
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    Not wanting to start a code-layout war but I've used languages where blocks are determined by tabs and I ... : nudel
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      I agree. On the list of things that shitty programmers tend to do, not properly indenting code is pretty... : electroly
      • I further agree. Also, what's so bad about having to end statements with ; anyway? I know it was weird... : nudel
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  ... batch files have 'if not' which is the same thing. it moves the modifier (!) away from the expression : mallrice
  • every language has that. you're missing the point : wtf242
• This is your best post ever. : zakk
• BCPL had "unless" back in the day, very handy. Perl too, I think, which is I guess where Ruby got the ide... : jcupitt
• This is another LISPism that ruby adopted. Like ending predicates with ?'s (that's scheme, unless scheme ... : taronish

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  I guess it will take the pressure off of chloe for being the most awkward fucking character on that show. : skitzo
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    I hope Chloe died during childbirth in between seasons : Degenerate
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      So harsh, but so fucking lol :D : jbury
      • I swear to christ I'm not watching another episode until shes gone : Degenerate
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    I love Chloe. She's like the first character to be portrayed with low-grade Asperger's Syndrome on televi... : HojuSimpson
    • + going beserk with a submachinegun in season.. 3? : Toraz Chryx
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  oh for fucks sake. why didn't they just get Fran Dresher and be done with it. : Phil
  • Only if Jack gets to shoot her in the face about 20 times halfway through the season. : skitzo
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    Holy shit, she's 50 years old this year. I thought she was in her 30s. : Lunatic Angelic
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      Accd to IMDB, she's only 43 : MorrisatCNN
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        Francine Joy Drescher was born on September 30th, 1957 That's what IMDB is showing me. You mean Jeanine : Lunatic Angelic
        • Aye. I fail at reading comprehension. : MorrisatCNN
    • Knowing that she was in UHF, I knew she had to at least be in her 40's. : pigvomit
  • Fran Dresher as Jack's new joke cracking sidekick? : stump
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    That laugh will break any terrorist that Jack can't torture into talking. : Rauol Duke
    • Seriously. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  This show is so dead to me after last season. : swoopx
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    I think I have come to that conclusion as well :( Season 7 sounds like an awesome idea again, but they wi... : pancake humper
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      Have they released details on the new plot, or are you basing its awesomeness on the fact that they promi... : treefingers1
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        There was an article the other day about 24 and Season 7. Let me see if I can dig it up. : pancake humper
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          Found it on the wiki: There are some spoilers in the info I think. Nothing too major though. http:/... : pancake humper
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            They're totally going to stick Jack in a space shoot and blast him into orbit. : walker270
            • *space SUIT : walker270
            • MOONRAKER'd : K1Bond007
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            Thanks for digging that up. However, it's still mostly salesmanship on their part. Platitudes about mak... : treefingers1
            • I dunno. My ultimate 24 episode would be to have Jack start up a private mercenary/security firm and recr... : pancake humper
          • looks like it has potential : Flying h4x0r
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  I can't explain it, but I find her incredibly fucking cute. : Rauol Duke
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    I'm guessing it's her history of alcoholism. : Deathlove
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      she probably fucks like a rabbit : redfive
      • Sweet, because I come like a rabbit. : Rauol Duke
  • 50 years old... that Gap commercial was amazing, made her look 25. : Lunatic Angelic
  • Well she is a cute girl. She's cute. Actually, that's complicated, because she's no girl anymore, she's a... : SpaecKow
  • because she damn well is. : abrasion
• She was fine on West Wing, whatever. not like the show has a standard to uphold any more. : Deathlove
• Not guest star, regular character. : mancide
• I miss The Larry Sanders Show. : treefingers1
• Are we taking bets on which episode of the season she dies in? : pigvomit
• Please God no tank tops -- long sleeve only. : walker270
• Stephen Merchant and Shaun Majumder are both comedians and have done bit parts on 24. : Fred Garvin

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  They all listen to emo now it is the natural progression - first they get angry because they are rich ... : flagg209
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    emo is the new goth. im not even kidding... emo kids the past year have been invading the goth clubs i... : -=kodiak=-
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      they are essentially the same except one group wears black and the other wears brown, green, and glasses. : cpt_gloval
      • I've been saying this for years and no one believes me. All emo is is the new goth, with worse fashion se... : ColoradoCNC
      • now where will I find pale chicks wearing black lacy things pretending to be vampires? :[ : ttyRazor
    • Hey, are these the people I see wearing really tight pants tapered at the ankles and with Converse-style ... : Silent Sorrow
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  back in 1986 I told one of my friends that this new rap music he loved so much was a passing fad. MAY... : steelsamurai
  • Rap will most likely do the same thing that rock did in the late eighties when all the hair bands looked ... : Ajax
  • email him that article today and claim "Victory". : edgewise
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  Dre's Detox this Fall will take care of that. Also Eminem's final solo album this December. : h o s t i l e
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    Being a Dre fan, I thought his last album sucked balls. So I don't have alot of faith in a new one. : Phreakin
    • 2001? How could you not like at least 50% of that album? : h o s t i l e
  • it was the dopest song I eva wrote, in ninety-fo : sparkly
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    Has Dre confirmed that it is actually, finally, going to come out this year? : ColoradoCNC
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      UPDATE: Still waiting for the Dre and Ice Cube album that he said would come out 4 years ago. : Phreakin
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        Did the Dre and Rakim album ever come out? : cause&effect
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          No. Dre & Rakim had a falling out due to creative differences and the album was never finished. : Ajax
          • Bugger. That sounded like a match made in heaven.. ah well.. at least I'll never get tired of Paid In Ful... : cause&effect
    • Eminem said on some radio show in June that it would definitely be out THIS year. : h o s t i l e
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  It's about freaking time. : Dynotaku
  • *sigh* : ColoradoCNC
• Well maybe the Beastie Boys should stop releasing instrumental albums! : voodooraze
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  Good. I hope mainstream rap goes the way of the cock-rock hair band. : Ajax
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    does that mean when people who listened to it turn 40 or so there will be a nostalgia fueled resurgence w... : mikecyb
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      Exactly. But luckily we'll only be subjected to it late at night or on Sunday afternoons when Time/Life M... : Ajax
      • that has to signify some kind of apocalypse : mikecyb
      • Holly shit dude. That blew my mind. : trevis
      • Remember those good old days? Of course! Who could forget layin back with a fat ass J, sippin on gin ... : nurglich
  • Whitesnake!!! : -efx-
• I wouldn't judge that yet until Kanye's new album is out... : Amnesty_intl2
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  It's all about underground. : bcyde
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    seriously. i have a little pet theory that says the only worthwhile art comes from struggling artists. : cpt_gloval
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      aka the guys that cant get guns and bitchez to sing about. : -=kodiak=-
      • doesn't follow. any broke retard can have a gun : cpt_gloval
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      Two groups I've been really feeling lately: Blue Scholars - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En8DwCeKa6M ... : bcyde
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        ahh Blue Scholars are our local boys. i've caught them a couple times around Seattle. good stuff. have yo... : cpt_gloval
        • I've got like 3 albums from Blue Scholars, just missed a show with them in LA recently. I'll check out... : bcyde
      • I really liked the Blue Scholars cd I heard (Burnt Offerings? or is that my favorite song off the cd...) : derelict515
  • Which artist had the video where he was working in a comic book store and kept seeing strange things? : ChibiJosh
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  So what are the suburban white kids buying then? : pigvomit
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    Maroon 5 and Fall Out Boy, duh! : Ajax
    • Don't forget the HARD ROCKIN Avenged Sevenfold. : Phreakin
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      Maroon 5 makes me angry. : Boxelder
      • This love has taken its toll on me! She said Goodbye too many times before. And her heart is breaking in ... : pyros
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      Fall Out Boy just totally blows my mind. How can people like such incomprehensible, pretentious music? ... : jforman
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        A friend of mine, in a band, usually into top notch rock and metal, has fallout boy as his guilty pleasur... : node
        • you mean like...evanescence? : snackula
      • Is it just me or is everyone of their fucking songs basically "Waaah, my penis wwaaaaaaah!" : SpaecKow
  • just reading about paris hilton : hamachi
  • Skynyrd! : snackula
  • I know my little brothers (suburban white kids, jr. high almost high school) buy what I tell them too... ... : paravis
• Rap can be so good when it's not thug life, nigga this nigga that fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck : Entity
• Still going strong!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVEGzlSufuU : Phreakin
• "When I first signed to Tommy Boy, [the A&R person] would take us to different shows and to art museums,"... : Yanks
• Thank you baby Jesus. : Visceral Monkey
• hopefully country music is next : qwpeoriu
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  This is why hip hop will never die. The females that listen to rap fuel the mainstream crap. Most of th... : chuck577
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zNs7J4L0AI nws : chuck577
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  It's the obnoxious club anthems that are dying - fuck them and I hope the legion of asscunts that have be... : genjuro
  • what's a 'fuck off buddy-acts'? : kydaimon
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    are still dropping albums with jewel-encrusted fonts on the cover? : skruff
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      Who? No Limit and the other shitty southern acts? I'm not sure but I think they can afford to pay actual ... : genjuro
      • sorry for the typo, yeah I was talking about no limit regrettably, I bought a couple of their albums b... : skruff
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    Hey baron you ever heard Dalek? : NastyJack
    • yeah I own Filthy Tongue : genjuro
  • Yeah, what do they expect? They tied themselves to the 15 year old fad gravy train, and now there's no mo... : SpaecKow
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    Why does this post have silent movie style graphics at the top and bottom of it? O_o : ColoradoCNC
    • don't question The Baron's posting style : redfive
• this is for all those super-scientifical, uh, geniuses turned underground "thug" who think hip-hop is dea : Solar Jetman
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  i hate rap, i hate everything about it. : esmokah
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    want a cookie? : kydaimon
    • no thanks, i'm good. : esmokah
• You wannt hear me scream? Play some rap. : capt tripps
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  When White and Nerdy was a huge hit, it was pretty clear the genre was over. : baron calamity
  • I still want one of those puffy jackets. : timmie
  • but I love that song! : hamachi
  • Seriously. Hip-hop culture has been in a parody loop for about 10 years now, but the insiders don't seem... : action wombmate
• I like radio rap as well as 'underground' rap. : arizona bay
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  after pac died.... rap imploded and gave birth to ... C RAP. Seriously.... ugh. Aside from Dre/Eminem ... : paravis
  • granted pac continues to release albums.... shocking how much this guy recorded in his short life span. : paravis
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    eminem is garbage, sorry. : arizona bay
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      eminem is one of the most skilled rappers (or poets... whatever) that has ever lived. Generally his albu... : paravis
      • Stopped being any kind of interesting after Marshall Mathers. : SpaecKow
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        If by "quality" you mean urges to kill your mother and rapping about it, then I'd agree. : Matt Burris
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          meant production and lyrical skill mainly. Dre has always been good at producing some nice beats. Conte... : paravis
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            I'd agree with this, except Eminem's voice is horrible. He does have decent beats, but the lyrics are in... : devi| dog
            • yeah content wise yes... but his ability to tell long detailed stories with rhyming and his vocabulary wa... : paravis
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      Recent albums maybe, but his first few CDs were amazing. There really isn't another MC who could compare ... : ColoradoCNC
      • yeah, honestly I think the stupid crap tracks they used as MTV videos/singles misled a lot of people abou... : paravis
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    Wu Tang have so many better tunes than Tupac. : spdon
    • true : kydaimon
    • I love Wu Tang but I really gotta disagree on this one. They are definitely really close behind, though. : ColoradoCNC
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      tupac was just so much of a bigger character than all of them put together, though I was a fan of them. ... : paravis
      • As artsy as he may have been, he was in essence just another thug who did very little to promote any kind : action wombmate
      • Wu Tang made better tunes, and were very original. Tupac was really mainstream, he's like the Elton John ... : spdon
• Why would we? It was cool in the 90's now it's about GRILLZ and MONEYZ AND BITCHESSSS and DRIVING SUPERCA... : abrasion

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  Screens, take two: http://www.armedassault.com/pic_arma2/ArmA2burning.jpg http://www.armedassault.com/p... : Dslyecxi
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    >:( I'm still waiting to get a new PC to play the original one. : pigvomit
    • lol me too : SockMonkeh
  • That looks great. Is this the same engine as VBS2 then? : nomaad
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  Apparently they figured out a way to cut down the load from trees/grass and such by 25% in this version, ... : Dslyecxi
  • haha I was going to make fun of the forests in that hind pic before I saw this post. good news! : burningtrees
• how succesful was arma commercially out of curiosity? : sexninja!!!!
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  Very. It outsold OFP in many regions. : Dslyecxi
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    God, reply. :( : Dslyecxi
    • i was doing that for a while too :D : SockMonkeh
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  Is this "Game 2" or is that still in production? : tomservo
  • Still in production, different engine completely if I remember right. They need to reveal more informa... : shortbuscaptain
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    This isn't really "Game 2", I don't think. : Dslyecxi
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      What is Game 2? :( : tomservo
      • Unfortunately, no one can be told what Game 2 is... you have to see it for yourself. : SockMonkeh
      • The sequel to Game. : crummynz
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  How exactly does a country become "post-soviet"? : Sexpansion Pack
  • I interpreted it as a fictional country that was once part of the Soviet Union, which is real...wait...wh... : pigvomit
  • A country that used to be part of the USSR before it broke up? : timmie
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  Is this "Game 2.0"? : saundz
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    Not quite. It probably shares some design elements with that, but this is a shorter-term project than "Ga... : Dslyecxi
    • That's strange, their website suggests this ArmA 2 aka Game 2: Today at Games Convention in Leipzig, : burningtrees
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  errr, corpse? freudian slip? : Fyunch Click
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    United States Marine Corpse Force sounds fucking BADASS : thaperfectdrug
    • They must have their roots in Iraq. : Fyunch Click
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    europeans... Marine Corps (pronounced Core) Force Recon : dedgecko
    • He isn't a euro. : Fyunch Click
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  didn't ArmA 1 JUST come out? and aren't you the only one that plays it? :P : Korban
  • Sounds like BuzzKill 2.0 just went GOLD! : thaperfectdrug
  • Just because I don't post about every time we play it doesn't mean there aren't very large turnouts. We g... : Dslyecxi
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  Way too soon, seriously. : K1Bond007
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    Wait. An ETA of two years after the first game came out is too soon? I'm rather happy it's not going to b... : Dslyecxi
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      Maybe 2 years for you, but for the overwhelming majority of players in America it just came out in May. H... : K1Bond007
      • Really, if it's a solid game and warrants the price, does it matter how soon after it comes out? It's alm... : Dslyecxi
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  That sound you hear is the exasperated moans of the ACE ArmA1 team. : Lone Swordsman
  • Why? They have a year to do stuff, and porting into ArmA2 will undoubtedly be extremely easy. : Dslyecxi

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• http://www.stf.sk.ca/teaching_res/library/teach_mat_centre/tmc/images/dragon.gif : fletch_
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  http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=No%20More%20Money : -=kodiak=-
  • http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/580792/2/istockphoto_580792_money_hat.jpg : askedrelic
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  http://chunks.net/speed%20bump.gif : Chunks
  • haha cats : wtf242
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQzIg0CPW5Q Couldn't find a gif in time, sorry : gakera
• http://www.asns14.dsl.pipex.com/images/Buzby/Make_someone_happy.gif : sparkly
• http://www.sacredart-murals.co.uk/images/Downloads/Wallpaper/unicorn_2_1024.jpg : TroZ
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  Is it a 3d printer? Because that would rule. If your answer is no I don't even want the explanation. : geedeck
  • it prints money! : mikecyb
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  A printer? Am I missing something here? : Phreakin
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    it prints porn : askedrelic
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      Shit, it had better print fucking vaginas. : Visceral Monkey
      • With money coming out of them : Phreakin
  • Sounds like he's leasing a business printer... those things can retail for >$20k easy. We lease ours b... : MagicWishMonkey
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    I am buying an Epson Pro 7880 wide format printer to print posters and art prints. : wtf242
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      How big will it go? Will you print stuff for me? :-) : jasonepowell
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        24" x ????? as long as you want. : wtf242
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          I'm pretty serious about the prints thing. Once you figure out cost, let me know. I have about a half d... : jasonepowell
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            yeah I'll definitely print stuff for shackers once i figure out the cost. the paper and ink are expensive... : wtf242
            • Yeah, wide format is a lot of moneys. But so satisfying! : Yanks
            • if you want SM some questions and I will pass them to my granpa and see if he can help. He's had an epson... : sigpro
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              have my experience with these things? the wife is constantly complaining about hers. : cpt_gloval
              • my any : cpt_gloval
              • nope! It should definitely be an experience. : wtf242
            • i was just going to ask about this : mattsull85
    • Ah HA! I knew it was a "wide format" type printer. : Hiro
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  oh my documents, what will you say next : [fry]
  • :[ : Slowtreme
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  $1500 deposit? Uh, wtf kind of printer IS it? Or do you mean a plotter (aka large industrial inkjet or ... : Hiro
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    printer is not out yet. To reserve one I had to pay half.. printer is only $3,000 : wtf242
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      shoulda got the 9880. : Trepex
      • considered it but that's 5k~ and 44" is uber big. I think the majority of stuff i print will be smaller..... : wtf242
• http://www.epson.com/cgi-bin/Store/WideFormat/WideFormatDetail.jsp?BV_UseBVCookie=yes&oid=-12982 That ... : xtofuconsumerx
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  Is this for work or what? You're a programmer what are you doing : genjuro
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    hi resolution code printouts, duh : mwasher
    • also, everything is bigger in texas : mwasher
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    new website i am working on that deals with printing art prints and posters : wtf242
    • You should also make frames that go with them, too. ;) : CrustaR
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      Does it do giclée? : zanzares
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        yep. prints on canvas even if you wanted to. : wtf242
        • This is the correct answer(s). : zanzares
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      printing your art work or art work you get the rights to? : kevp
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        making and selling prints from artists, they get a % of the profit type thing. : wtf242
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          Kind of like http://www.imagekind.com/ ? : gameagog
          • not really. more community based. i guess similar in that prints will be sold, but that's about it. : wtf242
• http://drucifer.shackspace.com/gaymower1.gif : drucifer
• http://virus.shackspace.com/gifs/notthefather.gif : virus
• http://wild_falcon.shackspace.com/ww2.gif : wild falcon
• http://ajax.shackspace.com/Pictures/stop-posting.gif : Ajax
• http://www.nflight.com/files/kawaiinotmoon.gif : helvetica
• http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9350/speedbumpcz8.gif : smax
• http://tomservo.shackspace.com/avatar.gif : tomservo

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• pretty charp, mang : drucifer
• getting ready to drive to Redmond and lay down the hate? : RikiTiki2
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  Oh god it's Michael Jackson : phobium
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    lol, my first thought too. : mavmavv
    • thanks guys :( It's so I can be seen! : Silent Wolf
• You sexy bitch. : notd665
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  nice, it has a place for your manpurse... seriously though, nice ride. : neblix
  • heheh, came with the bike, already taken off ;) : Silent Wolf
• Yamaha Virago right? : Q-ball
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  lol Wild Hogs : proclone1
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    that's a goddamn insult to Martin Lawrence : genjuro
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      Not as much as Blue Streak was : rosewood
      • brian stop writing jokes for peter : fletch_
• nice bike, be careful : arizona bay
• I see you tied your purse to the front, very chic! : yosemiteclimber
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  I cant tell the manufacturer (obviously not a harley..looks like a honda to me)? : hobosapien
  • honda shadow spirit : Silent Wolf
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  nice! you actually carrying tools in that bag? :p : burningtrees
  • You don't need stinking tools for a metric bike. Besides, if something does happen a Harley guy will come... : mancide
  • The tool is on the bike. j/k nice ride. : phil_mckraken
• pretty sweet, man : cyclonebee
• no wifebeater and flip flops? gay! : fletch_
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  get some gloves man : opengl128
  • I have some just was banging around a local park there. : Silent Wolf
• It's like a St. Bernard bike, carrying a bit o' whiskey around it's neck : melt_core
• I love how your purse attached to the handlebars. : FormerHPB
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  Oh no, someone's stealing it!! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • .... =( lol : fletch_
  • ahahhahahah! ahahahah! lol! ahahahha! : Reeves
  • damn. : carnivore
  • queue music. you know the one. : changejar419
  • i had to laugh at this. : Silent Wolf
  • ahahah, thank you : sparkly
  • lol : ThomW
  • omg hahahahahah : cpt. ken
• ain't going to get a baby seat on that. : chazums
• hopefully in a few weeks! : Mr.SEX
• Sweet looking but ditch the bag/purse in the front : kanix

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• better than half-life 2, even. different, but better : mr.sleepy
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  don't you jab yourself with needles in the game : Patch-e
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    yeah but it's not like your'e injecting heroin. THEYRE HYPO'S! : mr.sleepy
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      you're injecting hippos? : Bingo
      • Those are some biiiig needles. : guido anchovy
      • I hear it makes you hungry. : bakanoodle
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      gateway to heroin? : MoreVespeneGas
      • Notin' liek a fist fulla laitnin' : smegmar
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  are you playing on PC? : pyide
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    no, i dont think my PC would run it. it'd be slow as hell : mr.sleepy
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      are you not online? my friends list says you haven't played in 4 days :( : pyide
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        i am right now! : mr.sleepy
        • http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/profile.aspx?pp=0&GamerTag=sleeeeeeeeeeepy did you change your name... : pyide
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      youre kidding right/ also lol at you for selling the gx2. you idiot : boomstickah
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        lol what?? He sold the computer he won? Why? : deathofrats
        • bling : Ebu
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  Did you play System Shock 2? : systatic
  • yeah, never beat it though. came close : mr.sleepy
• The Plasmids promote steroid use I guess. : Dynotaku
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  Drug and alcohol use, injecting foreign substances into your body...and that's just the demo. : RomSteady
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    You can smoke cigs for eve also. : pigvomit
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      I got drunk and electrocuted myself. : ThomW
      • Self-love and plasmids: A horrifying combination. : RomSteady
• I think injecting your character with large syringes full of crazy shit falls under that umbrella with th... : topkatz
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  Did they complain about killing little children? : hardfl1p
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    No, but Jack Thompson did. : mancide
    • lol rly? : kydaimon
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  You get health from liquor, but lose mana. (but 2 liquors in a row get you drunk for a second or two) ... : hawke
  • booze hound plasmoid \m/ : askedrelic
  • It's blue just like it. : Fail_Safe
  • booze hound is the fuckin shit : JINKY
• Max Payne got me addicted to painkillers so you should heed these warnings. :P : K1Bond007
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  i thought that was funny, i'm some guy. i just crashed in the ocean and now i'm in magical underwater lan... : nandu666
  • Haha yes I was like wtf in the demo. Clearly stabbing myself with random unknown liquids is the right th... : Chod
• yeah sleepy this game is awesome. I love the action--just total chaos : gyokuro
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  Has anyone else discovered the Framerate Unlock option? So smooooooooooth on my Xbox360. : dengar65
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    really, I havent tried it yet I saw the option though and have been running it at normal fps. You havent ... : ant_hillbilly
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      The unlock will speed it up, but introduces thrashing, which may or may not bother you. (it's never bothe... : Entity
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        You mean tearing, like it just disables Vsync? : DinK
        • I believe that's what I heard on the 1up podcast : derelict515
        • I think he means disc thrashing/reading Though i'm prolly wrong. : Drewus

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  I envision other posters as characters from Magnum P.I. : pigvomit
  • Cool, picture me as Higgins. : bcyde
• Even though I've seen pictures of Multisync I'm still going to think of him as Tony Stark... : Jonathan
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  PapaBoo: a jolly santa claus looking fellow : Patch-e
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    but you know what I look like. I'm on video! : PapaBoo
    • I am upset you didn't look like santa when I met you at duke's : Patch-e
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    http://degenerate.shackspace.com/Shack/papaboo.wmv : Degenerate
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      I was showing this to someone here in Greenville and went straight to that link, knowing it would be ther... : PapaBoo
      • forevermore : Degenerate
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  i imagine an obese man who finds his penis via trial and error : fletch_
  • <- I laughed. : Vangoghs Ear
  • lol : MoreVespeneGas
• i just assumed all shackers look like this: http://angrykeyboarder.com/images/off/RichardStallmanBrussels... : snackula
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  I picture Degenerate looking like Alan Keyes : gmd
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    wtf is that? : Degenerate
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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Alan_Keyes.jpg I like it! : Degenerate
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        This one is better http://www.peteykins.com/sparklepony/NaugaKeyes.jpg : sigpro
        • my teeth arent pointy >:( : Degenerate
      • He reminds me of an older, fatter Eddie Griffin. : pigvomit
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      HAHAHA you be black now. : sigpro
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        Degenegro : gmd
        • lol : edgewise
        • hahaha : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • lol : PapaBoo
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  I picture Phil as a slightly heftier Al Bundy. Maybe with a slight Texas accent. : Rauol Duke
  • Yeah, Al Bundy is probably the best description of how I see him. : pigvomit
  • I agree. I was actually about to post something similar. : CrustaR
  • Exactly. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • strangly enough your mental image is johnny depp in Fear and Loathing : smax
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  The movie hackers - I assume everyone from the shack looks like those dudes : flagg209
  • I wouldn't mind looking like Jonny Lee Miller or Jesse Bradford although probably not Matthew Lillard. : Jonathan
  • rollerblades? :/ : mattsull85
• i picture phil LOOKS like jeff foxworthy : mankeroo
• Phil in my head is a cross between Andy Dick and Carrot Top, but without the good looks. : sesmaster
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  I picture sesmaster as an 360 controller. : bcyde
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    ahah, oh man... just when I was starting to block that from memory :( : bakanoodle
    • forevermore : PapaBoo
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  qwpeoriu: a hung over guy in a pokaroo costume who stumbles down the street with a liquor bottle kicking ... : ieGod
  • That's about right. : sigpro
• I picture Phil as Kyle Gass from Tenacious D. : edgewise
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  i picture gOnk as a drunk stormtrooper throwing empty beer bottles at people : shavenewok
  • whilst idling polishing an imperial Scion : thaperfectdrug
• My image of rosewood used to be some skinny hip-looking techie dude. Boy was that parade rained on. : mechanicalgrape