Evening Reading

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  TOO MUCH ACTION, ZERO PLOT? that's why it was fantastic. and you call yourself a man. : dahanese
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    iawtp. it's the fucking transformers movie. i didn't buy a ticket pondering the technicalities of the tra... : xxiv
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      Hmmm no. The explosions and transformations got boring real fast. At some point you're just wondering wtf... : mystifier
      • That's the thing, the action was boring. I don't need deep meaning in my action movies, hell, some of the... : Serpico74
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    Put the cube in my chest!! I will sarcrafice..NO WAIT! HOLD IT UP TO MEGATRON! YESSSSssss! : Skoal^Fyfan
    • well optimus wasn't sure if the kid could do that, you know? that was just good luck. also i'm sure they... : dahanese
    • that was the dumbest thing I've seen. : mystifier
  • you know it isn't good when THAT MUCH FUCKING ACTION gets really REALLY tedious : cpt_gloval
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  Agreed, when they pulled out the AC-130 I started giggling maniacally. : festivalman
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    I did the same thing... had flash backs to C&C Generals : BubbaPut
    • C&C Generals...no way. Desert Combat. I told my buddy. "Hey, I've done that." right when it starte... : hawke
  • yeah that bit was fucking awesome : mrfunky3000
  • Indeed I heard him say something about a 105, after they just showed the A-10 and I was confused for a ha... : Turd Ferguson
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  Giant robots invaded from outerspace to look for a cube. Trying to expand that plot any deeper would hav... : qwpeoriu
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    Given the rationale for Optimus's makeover, I'm still scratching my head over the Allspark's magic trick.... : Wadmaasi
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      Yeah, that's ticking me off. It least make it HEAVY...but he carry's it like a box of wheaties. : hawke
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        Another thing about the Allspark that bothered me was that all the Transformers it makes are Decepticons.... : Wadmaasi
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          yeah, that was weird. i decided the allspark was neutral but if it just released random energy, it would : dahanese
          • Yeah, that's what I was talking about up there ^^^. : Wadmaasi
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            I think it's because all modern technology were based on Megatron, and since he's evil, the stuff based o : mrfunky3000
            • Hey, that's a decent rationale. : Wadmaasi
            • I wanted to see more of Face hugging steering wheel on hot chick and Xbox 360 rampage. : Fail_Safe
• I totally don't understand how anyone could not think this was the best movie of all time. Holy shit it w... : .ka`boom.zZz.
• ......Man card. NOW! : NFXFSX
• what is wrong with you? : ki11_viru5
• It's a typical "summer blockbuster". What do you expect? : CrustaR
• Let's review here. You actually wanted a plot from a movie based on TRANSFORMERS? I don't understand. ... : jason bergman
• too much... what? : Gauss
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  As far as I know, they haven't made the crying robots movie, with a deep plot, and Optimus reading poetry... : PowerofA
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    they did, that's the ang lee version : Gauss
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      Brokeback cybertron : gmd
      • lol. : xxiv
      • hahahahahaha : Skoal^Fyfan
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        haha homos in disguise : Mad Brahmin Disease
        • Bee boo bwraa brap brap My eye! : lolpatrol
      • gives a whole new meaning to the Transformers facial scene : Frozen Pixel
  • I liked it. It was a fun popcorn flick. : Frozen Pixel
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    yes they did, it was that lame ass A.I. movie. and you know what? it blew. : dahanese
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      if i get divorced will you marry me? My wife liked ai and hated transformers... At least she kept her mo... : .sticks.
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        lol. i promise my good features are out weighed by my overbearing annoyances. i never can get the laundry... : dahanese
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          my wife already puts up with that crap from me, maybe I'll stay with her. We even each other out :) : .sticks.
          • good idea! i should start giving girls tips on how to like boy things. i bet i could make some money ... : dahanese
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  hey guys just saw transformers I thought it sucked because it had too many robots. : gmd
  • and too many explosions kthx. : xsii
• Yeah they totally needed to have more chicks trying to figure out which guy she needed to hook up with. : carazy
• Really? People actually liked the summer popcorn flick dialog over stuff blowing up? "It's a living vi... : Dynotaku
• The problem wasn't plot as much as it was plot delivery... : Skoal^Fyfan
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  Too much action wasn't the problem, too much action that made zero fucking sense and looked like shit was... : Serpico74
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    maybe your theater sucked... The action sequences looked awesome at mine. : cltcprd
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      The theater I went to is one of the best in Los Angeles. No, it is that the robot hand-to-hand action was... : Serpico74
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        The reason for that was because he couldnt push and throw him for fear of him landing on a human or hurti... : X Fuzion
        • When Prime says "One shall stand and one shall fall" the camera was on Sam, not on Prime of any of the ot... : Serpico74
      • The fight with Megatron was beyond lame. I was really looking forward to seeing them duke it out . . . a... : jedi_27
• I was hoping for more sad clowns and/or mimes and deep life introspection with a french attitude myself. ... : .sticks.
• I really hope someone bans you for this. : SiW73
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  I might be just blindly optimistic here guys, but I think he was kidding... : halophoenix
  • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=14710411#itemanchor_14710411 : Gauss
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  I agree with your first sentence, but not the rest. Details: from the opening scene, the movie grabbe : biskits
  • It is kind of fucked up. Michael Bay makes a career out of not telling stories about people, then the opp : Serpico74
• Transformers is the equivalent of a 2 and a half hour orgasm. Haters be damned! : kaijuseijin
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  I got so tired of seeing Transformer threads and feeling left out I just purchased tickets for a Digital... : Athlon7
  • just remember to turn your brain off and enjoy the ride. : cltcprd
• Michael Bay was like BASF but with my childhood memories. The one scene without robotic combat or explos... : lee majors

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  The guidelines have been updated. The moderators figure that since everything else has been redesigned, t : UtilityMaximizer
  • and beware the WTFHorse : multisync
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    Raoul is the ying to Multisync's wangyang. : Fyunch Click
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      Shacktag failure. And I now go cry in the corner. : Fyunch Click
      • It's alright, I still lol'ed. : basketofkittens
  • Somewhere in that post, I'm being oppressed :( : Audhuml4
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    Does this mean that Rauol Duke will soften up for primetime? Like Conan O'Brien when he takes over The To... : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Go die of fucking AIDS. : Rauol Duke
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        Wait I fucked that up.... I meant HUGS NOT DRUGS. RESPECT WOMEN. : Rauol Duke
        • that's disgusting.... keep that shit out of here. : .sticks.
      • Yay! :D : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    isn't the Russian reversal (In Soviet Russia...) allowed now? : RikiTiki2
    • All catchprases are on thin ice. As soon as they get out of hand, we start nuking. : filtersweep
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    so which 2 moderators did raoul and sgtsanity kill? : Mr.SEX
    • they replaced two secret mods, fry and evildolemite : multisync
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    Paranoid Android is a mod? : dognose
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      wouldn't mods know who the others are? : RikiTiki2
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        identities aren't disclosed haven't you seen mr and mrs smith? its like that : multisync
        • Only there are like 12 Brad Pitts and only 2 Angelina Jolies. :( : Rauol Duke
      • Some are encased in shadow and flame! Others get chided a lot. It really depends. : Paranoid Android
    • hirez has always been a mod. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    Wow, congrats sgtsanity :) : crummynz
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      The most informative poster can now informative things. Uh oh. Every post about an NPR story on dyin... : Nick Breckon
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        We're actually just lazy and wanted him to do his own work : geedeck
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          Really, I'm just here so that they don't have to deal with the political threads. : sgtsanity
          • That really is the gist of it. : tomservo
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    I will have you all know the first thing I did when Raoul was made a mod was insult him via text message.... : zakk
    • Hi five for not being the new guys anymore! : brickmatt
  • i like the sound of "organizational nuke" : delataur
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    R.D. is a mod now? Does this mean I can't shoot that motherfucker int he face with a shotty any more? : Fred Garvin
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      Just like before, you can try. But mostly you'll miss. Still. : brickmatt
      • Imoshootuindehassboy. : Fred Garvin
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      What retard fanfic did this ever happen in, because that shit never occurred in a game. : Rauol Duke
      • Tonight, Rainbow 6, faggot. Bring your best lube. : Fred Garvin
  • P.S. The rule is ALL chatlogs are not funny right? : Fred Garvin
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    Raoul Duke a mod? of fuck this i quit.. : g0nk
    • ps. *hugs* : g0nk
    • Banned for profanity. : Rauol Duke
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      Promise? For real and true? : brickmatt
      • kiss my Death Star... : g0nk
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      After the reign of Jokemon, Mutlisync and Gegtik, nothing is shocking anymore. : Fyunch Click
      • gegtik's a mod still??? : RikiTiki2
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      Seriously, how much dick did he have to suck for that position? : askedrelic
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        a whole bunch, i made sure of that : multisync
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          There was quite a bit of dicksuckerry, yes. : Rauol Duke
          • haha dicksuckerry would make a good name for an ice cream store : askedrelic
      • With multisync on staff, how much do you think? Lols. Lots. : brickmatt
    • Well something good has already come from Raoul's new position. Bravo mods! : FormerHPB
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    LOL RAUOL DUKE. Also the stupid response thing, does that mean we can't have those super subthreads wher... : soggybagel
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      They can only be started by Drucifer. Anyone else starting a pun thread will be nuked and banned for a we... : Rauol Duke
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        And when drucifer starts one, I'll nuke and ban him for a week. : Ajax
        • I'll nuke myself : drucifer
  • Yay, you haven't completely forsaken us! Hope everything is going well with you. : smoove
  • oh man, rauol, CONGRATS! : dahanese
  • april fools! hahaha... oh shi- : mikecyb
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    ahahahahahahahaah;LKAHS;DKJASHD;KFJH;k hahahaha;LKJHAHAHAHAHA : [fry]
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      hey rauol maybe your wife will take you back now : [fry]
      • oh shits : Mr.SEX
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        Im an important man in the E-Community [fry]. Im not to be trifled with. : Rauol Duke
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          hopefully on the first day of modschool they can teach you what an apostrophe is. honestly though you'... : [fry]
          • Fry, please stop poking the sleeping bear with your penis. : sigpro
          • You win this round sir. : Rauol Duke
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            thanks for letting us know your opinion : smellslikefish
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              Since I don't want to give any lurkers an incorrect view of what is acceptable on Shacknews.com I feel it... : [fry]
              • your gay : JINKY
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            so, in essence, i'm the next mod? : g0nk
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              i think you should b running the site by that definition : multisync
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                so, when do i get to start suckin'? : g0nk
                • About 33 years ago? : Ajax
          • On day 2 it's all sentences beginning with capital letters. : steelsamurai
    • you'll be the next mod I bet : mikecyb
  • Raoul Duke will make a fine mod. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!! : burningtrees
  • Raoul Duke? I fucking quit. : tomservo
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    oh shit . . . . : jedi_27
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      Sup. : Rauol Duke
      • DUN DUN DUUUUUN : drucifer
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    No more full-length porn videos? I'm confused, are Randomnull's videos considered full-length, or are we ... : Orange Pylon
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      Scenes = not full length Full DVD rips = full length It's always been like this. : tomservo
      • Ah. I'm too busy jerkin' it to know this stuff. : Orange Pylon
  • oh good. more people to nuke me. : mavmavv
• WELCOME BACK, MR. KOT-TAIR! : carrioN luggagE
• Holy crap a UMax post! : Do_Or_Die
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  zomg, are you back to lead our tanks to flaming, twisted glory again? : RikiTiki2
  • Yeah, right. There will be no glory, not for him and not for you. UtilityMaximizer has grown old and w : Ajax
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  He has risen from our ranks to light our darkest hour. : Prozium
  • light = muzzle flash bullet = rauol is a mod : Deathlove
• hi umax how the fuck are you? : mrfunky3000
• uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuMAAAAAAX!!!! HI2U : virus
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  What's Bob Hope? : elwood00
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    Back in the day, Mr. Hope's death was reposted and reposted throughout the following day or two and so it... : sgtsanity
    • i didn't realize he was dead : boomstickah
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  i just updated the guidelines. : pupismyname
  • I just lowered my standards : drucifer
  • hahahah great footnotes : askedrelic
• Bump for Saturday folks. : sgtsanity

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  where'd u sell at? : multisync
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    I put up the add the other day on craigslist. Seems like the best one is Sanfran. Its the default one whe... : Iwannaacura
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      Paypal?.... this sounds like it can end badly. : sharkII
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        ive never had a problem with paypal.... : papaskot
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          he can reverse the charge if he wants : Bantis
          • its not that easy to scam...or else how'd it still be in business? : papaskot
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        Well theres two ways you can do payments in paypal. 1) you leave your account at 0.00 balance all the ... : Iwannaacura
        • http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=14708727#itemanchor_14708727 : sharkII
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          Yes they can get their money back. They will charge your paypal account and it will get in the negative. ... : razlebol
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            Is there really no way to avoid this in paypal? Why would anyone use something that anyone can just char... : aethyr
            • paypal ALWAYS sides with the buyer, you have to prove EVERYTHING as a seller and nothing as a buyer : zagzig32
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  Good for you. A whole world of additional games awaits you!!! : baronzemo78
  • Don't you just mean world? : Totenjaeger
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  I stopped playing my 70 priest 2 weeks ago... I could never sell though. I've dumped so much time into t... : semaphore
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    Yea i did think of that played since january 04. But im done with the game why keep it? Im not coming bac... : Iwannaacura
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      didn't wow come out in november of 04? : xxiv
      • End of november yes, but it was hard to get a hold of a copy during the first weeks. : GodZilly
    • I may want to try the Northrend expansion when it comes out... I am definitely done with Outlands though. : semaphore
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    I smell a relapse brewing. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • unless you sell it or delete your characters. you will play again. : xxiv
• <morpheus>Welcome back to the real world....</morpheus> : Skoal^Fyfan
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  sold my 70 warlock for 100 just to get it out of my sight. never looked back, would never reroll. : xxiv
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    wtf? Why is everyone selling now? GCR is all foreign too :( : Phreakin
    • My original rogue was in GCR when the game came out. If anyone remembers Hollister (bad rogue!) I think c... : Iwannaacura
    • i could go into a few specifics, but overall it just stopped being fun. : xxiv
• I sold mine for like 150. I cant imagine going back. Too many other things to do. : mavmavv
• I have sold more than 15 different Accounts and never had any problems. : krym3
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  Sold my Dark Age of Camelot account when I started collage. Got convinced by a class mate after 1 year to... : GodZilly
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    My want to try another college. : sharkII
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      I finished college without any problems. I didn't spend my study time playing WoW, I spent my spare time ... : GodZilly
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        But you spelled college wrong in your post. : sharkII
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          You spelled 'may' wrong in yours. So? : Ebu
          • My college sucked. : sharkII
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          http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=college : GodZilly
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            That is correct, and not how you spelled in the op. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=collage. : sharkII
            • Ah I see, you're right. I've gotten lazier with the years and don't proof read my posts. I'm sorry if you... : GodZilly
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    Yeah. I was amazed just how free I felt once I quit. My wife is so much happier too and that counts for a... : baronzemo78
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      i don't understand this at all. why'd you feel compelled to play in the first place? how does it differ... : Mr.SEX
      • yes. it is evil and takes up all of your time. very very compelling for some weird reason. I finally quit... : TheTick
• I seriously don't understand why Crack and heroine are illegal if MMOS are not. : spdon
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  That's what they all say. You'll be back. They always come back. : CrustaR
  • ^^^^^ : halophoenix
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  I've been told my account with a 70 mage, priest, hunter, warrior and rogue could push $2000+ : Entity
  • oh wait, the rogue's on a seperate account. So scratch that, it wouldn't be in the group. : Entity
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  About 10 years ago when Asheron's Call and EQ were the greatest thing since sliced bread I sold my lvl 75... : neblix
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    no way, i used to stay on top of that shit. what server was that?? the highest i saw any auction go for w... : feek
    • Morningthaw. I parted out the 10 hoary coats for about $300 each, the GSA went for about $500 apiece, I ... : neblix
• I sold my 70 lock about 3 months ago. Never looked back......well.....I just rolled a shaman and am level... : fredrickvaughn
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  I got $1500 for my 70 bar wench : gmd
  • I usually just get them drunk. : drucifer
• no way. I played it in beta, loved it, played it after launch till 60, took a break, came back to play ho... : Gauss