Evening Reading

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• hmm, too many nows. : mechanicalgrape
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  Nope, we'll probably stick to one chatty a day now : Maarten Goldstein
  • Good stuff! Kinda sucked getting split between two chattys. : node
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    Really? I enjoy the two chatty a day format. Keeps things fresh. : mechanicalgrape
    • think about this... "The Daily Chat" brought to you by, you guessed it, Frank Stallone!" : AroundTheFur1380
  • Nice. : NFXFSX
  • but i want to read your daily ramblings. : porp
  • Aw I missed the "omg too early" posts in FP, and chatting with fellow Europeans. : ShekkyBoy
  • the anti-jugglers are going to firebomb your house : multisync
  • there goes your job security : kevp
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    Any chance for a name change then? Maybe something like "Daily Chatty" or "Daily Chatter" or "Shack Chat... : knitemare
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      maybe Boxed Up Chatty : Maarten Goldstein
      • Chatty of Cool Kids : mikecyb
      • this is funnier if you've read the Boxed Up Briefs comments. : Omning
    • Morning Coffee. : skitzo
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      I'm still fond of Whites Only. : [fry]
      • "White on Black" : EvilDolemite
  • Seriously? That sucks. : skinlab133
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    LAME. : maulla
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      haha, what does it matter : Maarten Goldstein
      • OH IT MATTERS. j/k - doesn't really matter ... i liked it though :) : virus
      • because we LOVE you. :-( : marblehead
      • My day doesn't officially start until you post. : rosewood
      • I like a clean chatty to start the day. :( : ThomW
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        it makes all of the stupid threads last even longer. : maulla
        • especially while collapse is broken :( : maulla
      • Apparently, you moved maulla's cheese : action roommate
      • without first post i have no purpose in life : SockMonkeh
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        Villagers demand two chat threads a day : skitzo
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          Build More Chatthreads! : -efx-
          • the red ranger needs food badly : dedgecko
          • You must construct additional chat threads! : DrFlammable
      • i like 2 chatty threads a day during the week, then i like one monster chatty over the weekend : burgertime
      • You know it doesn't matter, which is why I think we should just make it one huge chatty and never change ... : carazy
      • what the heck else do you do around here? : kevp
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        Refreshing the shack and seeing the same damn mega threads from 20 hours ago? : Optimus Prime
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          yeah, that's my main issue. all these old threads from last night. :( : pupismyname
          • need self-destructing threads : burgertime
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            it wouldn't be bad if collapse settings were stored! : multisync
            • This is true, but then it'd be the same empty chatty for a whole day! :( : Ebu
      • we must destroy and rebuild. twice daily. : aurealis
      • It tends to stagnate conversation. The same threads are bumped throughout the day and it feels as if the... : bRAINsick
      • you don't understand shacknews like i do : askedrelic
      • I hate the new Shack. : Mad Brahmin Disease
      • Seriously Maarten, us Shackers want two chatties! Please reconsider :) : kahuuna
      • We wanna guess the movie quote :( : dognose
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    But that means that us Europeans will probably never see a nice clean chatty again :( : losimagic
    • It's all because of Maartens deep-seeded hatred for Europeans. : Omning
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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Stale leftover conversations from the night before :( : rosewood
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      I agree completely. A new First Chat is like putting on clean underwear every day. : skinlab133
      • errrm First Post.... : skinlab133
  • there's nothing like seeing a nice fresh chatty, twice a day is more gooder! : aethyr
  • My day feels awkward without a FP. Like my morning jerk in the shower, I just don't feel right without i... : liqker
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    I'm curious what the reasoning is. : rock elf
    • Their 'business' is the frontpage & fileshack. Comments system seems to be seen by 5% of the people who ... : Optimus Prime
  • I prefer this since you will only have that awkward cross over once a day instead of twice. : Evil Benius
  • You know, it might be good to have a better visual break from each day. Like how each part of BUB is done... : Frozen Pixel
  • >: | : the city
  • Yay! : brickmatt
• without post numbers, a First Post! chatty doesn't make much sense does it! : Patch-e
• Busy making clogs, chewing on appelflappen and of course, being hot and wet. : Wolfanoz
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  New Chatty: SERIOUS BUSINESS : Silent Wolf
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    And there's the end of the thread. : AndyGoin
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      you know who else thought this was the end of the thread? hitler. : Deathlove
      • Which is funny, because besides bringing up hitler and nazis and such the only other threadkiller with as... : AndyGoin
• No one has been called a giant faggot yet though, nor has anyone been told to DIAF : rosewood
• I liked the 2 chat threads :( : baronzemo78
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  Man, this chatty is getting gigantic and stale really fast. :( : DrFlammable
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    Lets insult each other and see if that freshens the topic much : Optimus Prime
    • I bet you smell unpleasant! : DrFlammable
• must...have..two...threads...daily... : agentlead

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  $$$$$ : ki11_viru5
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    i like money! : shavenewok
    • i like money too! we should hang out : ForkingAxle
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  I heard the new single the other day on XM and was like "Really? They got back together for this?" It was... : Rauol Duke
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    really... what did you expect from a band named tool : conandan
    • I liked their first 3 albums... of course I was like 16-20 when they came out so what the fuck did I know... : Rauol Duke
  • Totally agreed. The song was actually better than I thought it'd be but forgettable is exactly the right ... : NastyJack
  • couldn't disagree with you more. Not to mention, the few other tracks I've heard are phenomenal. : paravis
• That sounds shitty, but that sounds like something that the record company dreamed up rather than Corgan.... : smoove
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  is it smashing pumpkins or the label? : synack
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    Wouldn't he have enough clout to end this nonsense if he wanted to? I think he would. So either way it's ... : NastyJack
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      Record labels >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> artist. I thought this was a given. : paravis
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        No. It's not a given. You're mistaken. : NastyJack
        • oh ok, now we understand : synack
        • don't know what planet you're living on! : paravis
  • ^^^^^^^^^^^ : cpt. ken
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  lol... BONUS TRACKS. What is the problem here? Just because you refuse to buy the cd from target/bb/itu... : paravis
  • Is that bonus or bone us? : capt tripps
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  that sounds like the kind of marketing campaign an idiot would have on his luggage : Solar Jetman
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    you can compare this to Halo 3's three editions. If you don't like it, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT. The us... : paravis
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      Yeah and what does that do to independent retailers? How many Smashing Pumpkins fans are going to walk in... : NastyJack
      • im guessing very few people will even know about this. : paravis
    • Except of course, for the TITLE TRACK. Yeah, okay, who wants that, right? : MaJeStu
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  It's like begging people to torrent their album instead of paying for it.. : melt_core
  • My first thought too. : Merconium
  • Yeah, basically. : dmason
  • See you on a FTP server real soon! : Ride-My-Rocket
• no worse than what guns n roses did with use your illusions. only they took one good cd added a bunch... : CoRDS
• Sounds like something that radiohead would do. : capt tripps
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  In response to this new apple ad about Youtube on iphone.... http://www.apple.com/iphone/ads/ad5/hd.html... : historyinthemaking
  • ugh, still not used to the reply button up top not being for a new post... sorry. : historyinthemaking
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  this is the sort of bullshit that encourages people to downtown the album illegally : HeXoN
  • But someone needs to uptown it first! : melt_core
• Thats the dumbest thing I have ever heard. /scratches CD off list to buy. : suicidemachine
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  you had to buy vinyl to get the title version of Siamese Dream i sort of see your argument, being that... : sketchuout
  • oh, and opinion: pitchfork is just a bunch of whiners, i can't stand to read anything from them : sketchuout
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    I think indie sellers are pretty much getting by on customer loyalty at this point. I know the one in my ... : NastyJack
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      Billy shouldn't be the scapegoat just because he's not fighting this. i'm sure he's just thrilled to be ... : sketchuout
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        Who else is doing this sort of thing? I'm honestly asking, I don't know of anyone but then I order all my... : NastyJack
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          i worked at a record label, and we setup deals like this for all of our artists, although most of them we... : sketchuout
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            Hmm I just know I've yet to come across a CD that had different versions for different sellers and I buy ... : NastyJack
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              google search for best buy exclusive shows Bravery, Primus, Maroon 5 The Eagles are releasing a new al... : sketchuout
              • Crazy. What a crappy trend. : NastyJack
• look at their tour too. ass ends of the country for weeks, fuck the rest of the US, we're heading to euro... : draconic
• didn't SP release their last album for free? Maybe they just have some extra tracks they don'tw ant on t... : aethyr
• I thought it was pretty much agreed by everyone that Billy Corgan was a giant faggot, irrespective of the... : Sacred Sperm
• This info makes me sad. :( : lefthighkick
• I'm pretty sure it's to encourage people to torrent it. : jake2000
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  What the fuck ever happened to Seven? : Arsenal
  • hahaha, I miss that guy : Halen
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  Is there a reason someone would want these CD's? If they were good then I don't see the problem. But my g... : Porkasaurus
  • yeah given their track record.... gish, siamese dream, pisces iscariot, mcis... adore. All amazing album... : paravis

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  the cartoon chick? : drucifer
  • she needs more tentacles it be really sexy. : Fyunch Click
• that playful slightly husky voice... soooooo hot. : steelsamurai
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  Someone linked to a bunch of esurance chick porn once. That I did think was wrong, wrong, absolutely posi... : thaperfectdrug
  • What? Porn...wow, I hate people. : soggybagel
  • but you still fapped right? : whodares
  • 1. what esurance chick, 2. link : dodob
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    A quick google image search for "esurance" provides a few interesting examples. : Orange Pylon
    • i'd hit it : dodob
  • need links to prove it. : virus
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  my mom is convinced i should sue them since their character is *obviously* based off me. ok, so she's a ... : Reverend Sinn
  • A/S/L? : Orange Pylon
  • The esurance chick is a dominatrix too? : Bean
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    Oh, comments like this require pics + divx. : PoopStewart
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      just a guess: http://www.reverendsinn.com/ : burningtrees
      • Wowsers : dmason
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        aren't you guys supposed to be all geeky and shit? i'm surprised it took you this long to find it. : Reverend Sinn
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          haha I had no idea really. If it's not in a big red bannar, I just don't pay attention I guess. : pigvomit
          • so my name should be in a big red box? i am, after all, nsfw. permanently. : Reverend Sinn
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          It's not easy googling with one hand, you know. : Orange Pylon
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            it's not that hard. i do it all the time. =) : Reverend Sinn
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              How do you do it? Do you keep the free hand centered on the keyboard so you can reach all the keys equall... : Orange Pylon
              • i keep the free hand in the middle. seems to be easiest. : Reverend Sinn
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          I would say you're still pretty new around and haven't exposed yourself that much. But I replied here... : askedrelic
          • This is so damn funny to me. : thief
          • heh booze is good. : Reverend Sinn
          • i left the office right after i posted in that one, it turned into a monster one damn : fletch_
      • I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of shackers suddenly orgasmed and were suddenly s... : oHnOES
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        who is the other girl? http://www.reverendsinn.com/gallery/forbidden/images/forbiddencity_21.jpg unles... : fletch_
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          the grrl with the pink dreads in vinyl is me. the other grrl is just some victim. : Reverend Sinn
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            ahh ok, i knew which one was you, the other one looked potentially hot i was hoping she was a performer w... : fletch_
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              no. she's a skanky lying bitch who tried to get in my boyfriends pants at the time. unless you just want ... : Reverend Sinn
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                usually i just emotionally damage them, i guess i could go to spect3r's school of anal though : fletch_
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                  let me teach you a few things and then i'll introduce you to her. : Reverend Sinn
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                    i can't go sub, i don't think it'd work out, i am in chicago though : fletch_
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                      i didn't say be my bitch. i said let me teach you a few things that may be useful. : Reverend Sinn
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                        why would i want to learn how to fuck a girl up? : fletch_
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                          why wouldn't you, is the question. =) : Reverend Sinn
                          • i'm sold, where do i sign up? : fletch_
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        The link for kittens doesn't work btw. :[ : notd665
        • i know. i'm lazy in changing and hoping bonsai kittens comes back. i miss that site. =( : Reverend Sinn
        • Glad I'm not the only one who found this. : DOOManiac
      • oh hai i have her address. hi2u miss sinn, how u doin? : khaosman
  • you're a "hot" cartoon chick? : boarder2
  • This one time... pics? : thief
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    Did you know what you were getting into with that? : pigvomit
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      i don't need to post pics - i have a website. and yes, i am a hot cartoon ninja grrl. : Reverend Sinn
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        I knew the shack had at least one cartoon character. : thief
        • genjuro = baby huey : Deathlove
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        Hook me up with Kim Possible, will ya? or Daphne from Scooby Doo. : edgewise
        • daphne is a whore. i'll see what i can do. : Reverend Sinn
        • Kim Possible? Someone likes 'em young. : Orange Pylon
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          jesus edgewise kim possible is like 15 : fletch_
          • hahaha I lol'd in real life at this. : SenorSpine
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            15 in cartoon years... : edgewise
            • is that like dog years? : Reverend Sinn
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              if there's ink on the cel... : Fyunch Click
              • ... you won't go to hell. : MaJeStu
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          Daphne and Velma together please. : Ajax
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            the pot scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back was sooooo close to being perfect. Until the whole dock c... : Fyunch Click
            • and by dock I mean dog. : Fyunch Click
            • Kevin Smith knows what's up. : Ajax
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              Doc Cock is an awesome username : thaperfectdrug
              • and Spiderman villain : judasen
  • consider me a fanboy : aurealis
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    Posting in this historic 'new girl on the shack' thread. : spectr3
    • hahaha : Reverend Sinn
  • LOL : felicia
• lol I was thinking that just last night! great minds think alike : lord_omega
• Erin Esurance's voice is performed by Mo Mallady.... Picture: http://www.planetcheck.com/aboutus.ht... : Thresher

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  two crabs enter. one crab leaves : oHnOES
  • Then, later, the other one leaves, after emerging from his hiding place in the little castle. : Omaha
  • First rule of Crab Club: Don't talk about Crab Club!!! : CRasterImage
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    One shall stand, One shall fall : Optimus Prime
    • There can be only one!!! : CRasterImage
  • I played the Startrek Kirk vs Spock battle song in my head as I read that. : red2lucas
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  check the filter : drucifer
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    THAT LITTLE BASTARD. Holy shit. That's exactly where he was. And the filter has a top on it! Man... : systatic
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      er was ut dead? : oHnOES
      • No. He's fine. : systatic
    • I saw that on Finding Nemo : drucifer
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      Drucifer: Crab Whisperer : thaperfectdrug
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        I peeench : drucifer
        • ^^ subthread delivers! ^^ : Cygnus X-1
        • www.majuju.com/pinchcrab.gif : Majuju
        • No peench. : Ride-My-Rocket
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      Those guys are crazy about escaping aquariums. I had to get this metal mesh they use to cover gutters an... : loboVT
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        He obviously found his way up the filter tube, but that filter tube was a good distance from the bottom. ... : systatic
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          they can swim : drucifer
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            I haven't observed this feat yet, but I did see him trying to climb onto the aquarium wall from the top o... : systatic
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              watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8OLMSg9zjE : drucifer
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                I see. : systatic
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                  By the way, somewhere between last night and today he also lost one of his claws. :\ I'm not feeling very... : systatic
                  • they grow back, no worries! : dahanese
        • the crab on the grassy knoll helped him : DrZettl
      • what : oHnOES
  • nice, 8.2 : mikecyb
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    http://www.shacknews.com/settings/comments.x : Mad Brahmin Disease
    • [lol] : Githyanki
    • I thought the exact same thing. : ki11_viru5
  • Solves shack and aquarium problems. : sammyl
• You had better sleep with one eye open tonight. : sharkII
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  I enjoyed this light and breezy thread. A+, post more crab tales pls. : steelsamurai
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    Not enough crabs posts here on the shack : Mondo
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      crab shack. a+ : oHnOES
      • now being served with real butter : DrZettl
    • This one time, with this chick, and then it itched for like.. weeks. Little fuckers can swim and get stuc... : pyros
    • crabs, I have those : felicia
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  saw red claw crabs fast 10 times in a row : dodob
  • robster craws :( : drucifer
• This. Is. Claw-plagh! : dmason
• check your pants? : pullmyfinger
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  I pinch. : Prozium
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    How goes the pink-eye? : dmason
    • I ate 3 brains on my way home from work! : Prozium
• weren't there two of those'd : kydaimon

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  I didn't realize what the USPS logo was until I was about 17. I always thought it was some weird guy with... : not work safe
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    holy shit I thought I was going to take this secret with me to my grave, what the fuck : mikecyb
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      http://www.lubbockonline.com/images/051298/usps.jpg Its just so weird. : not work safe
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        i have no idea what you're talking about. : pupismyname
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          http://www.vectorbug.com/pics/USlolS.jpg : not work safe
          • hahaha okay that makes sense.... but still... how the... I love this thread already. : tomservo
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            how do you explain the giant bird beak coming out of his ass? I see where you were coming from, though. : skizl
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              that's his arm and he's pulling his picked inside out : mikecyb
              • and by picked I mean pocket :( : mikecyb
            • Its totally a cape. : Judicus
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            ahahahahahahahahahahahah haahahahah ah ahahahahah hahhahahahahahahahaah haha : Chris Remo
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              I'm with Remo on this one. : Ctrl-Phreak
              • yeah that's some serious lol wtf right there : mrfunky3000
          • no wonder you can't keep a fucking job : multisync
          • I thought you were talking about Zip, not the bird. Wow. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mr._ZIP... : Thresher
          • ....wow : Evil Benius
          • this is pretty goddamn funny. : erotic sock
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            I'm looking at this trying to see it, but I just can't. I see an eagle. : Entity
            • Cover the white bit with your finger. : eldersveld
            • Yeah, even with the shit photoshopped onto it I had trouble seeing what he is talking about. : Ctrl-Phreak
          • haha good lord : fletch_
          • Don't worry, that's exactly what I saw when I was a kid too. : rossimo
      • hahahahahahaha : tomservo
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        I can't see it :( : Chris Remo
        • it's like magic eye, only instead of losing focus to see the hidden image you have to be retarded to see ... : mikecyb
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        Jesus christ that's worse than rosewood saying "dapeachy" mode for depeche mode. : forgottenzero
        • ahahahahahahahaa : ki11_viru5
        • This place never forgets : rosewood
        • I had a friend who refused to believe the band INXS was pronounced "in excess" and not "Inks". : e1ghtball
  • Same! And he's holding a vacuum cleaner. : Bold
  • reminds me of the Montreal Expos logo... i always thought it said "elb" : robbomc
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  coma is short for comatose : CoRDS
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    which makes even less sense. "he fell into a comatose after the crash" : pupismyname
    • i guess its short for "a comatose state". Like Arizona! : thaperfectdrug
  • you mean acoma is short for acomatose. : not work safe
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    no its not, coma is a noun, comatose is adjective, he went comatose, he fell into a coma : fletch_
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      its a verb. what's bob doing? "hes all comatose" : CoRDS
      • lol... what? : fletch_
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        You're still using it as an adjective. Perhaps you mean "he's comatosing." : Chris Remo
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          cords is gaying it up : fletch_
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            if it was up to me id have called it a chazwazza : CoRDS
            • I see you've played knifey-spoony before ... : strider_
• i used to think the word "pergola" was "bergola" because my mother has a bit of an accent and often prono... : erotic sock
• On TV, when they'd say, "brought to you by" I thought they were saying "broctued by" (like brok-tyood). T... : PoopStewart
• hey pup : felicia
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  "For all intents and purposes". I thought it was "for all intensive purposes" until last month. :( : Super Sparker
  • i hear people say that all the time. i've even seen it in a few emails at work. : pupismyname
  • i think about 50% of the world were right there with you on that one. : erotic sock
  • For all intents and purposes though, "intensive purposes" works just fine. : spiderfill
  • I don't think people really ever use this phrase. The only people who use it are those who figure ou... : Spezzer
• Escape goat. Always getting blamed, always being framed. : thaperfectdrug
• Up until I was like 11, on TV when they would say "Eastern and Pacific" I thought that they were saying "... : skizl
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  Bruce Springsteen - "Barn in the U.S.A." Yep. : indosauros
  • now that is awesome. : pupismyname
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  I used to think the lyrics to a certain Metallica song went "Soviet! Threat no more! ..." : DOOManiac
  • my girlfriend likes to sing "my lunch time determines my dinner time" to frantic, in place of "my lifesty... : erotic sock
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    Someone I know thought "Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire" was "Give me four, gi... : Spezzer
    • that person had down syndrome, right? : sexninja!!!!
• i though the guy from the Turok series was the same dude, but apparently it wasnt (i only really played t... : X-GOUKI
• That's okay, I thought Alzheimer's disease was "Old Timers" disease...make sense...right? : Snif DeCrac
• I used to think shampoo had actual poo in it when I was little :( : Frozen Pixel
• Until very recently I thought that when planes were taxiing, they were being propelled by the little whee... : owly
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  I just realized today that the Volkswagen logo is a V on top of a W. : DonkeyPopsicle
  • Hahaha. For the longest time I thought it was just a really odd "W" and wondered where the hell the "V" w... : eldersveld
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen : spiderfill
• "I'm here to kick ass and shoot guns, and I'm all outta guns." : dognose
• you fail because the state of a coma is comatose : sexninja!!!!
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  Until I was something like 12 years old, I always thought they were saying "Oh, I wear glasses because I : Paranoid Android
  • At least you could see the word on TV. Stupid astigmatism >:( : thaperfectdrug
  • i thought that too, and it's the opposite of acoma. : pupismyname
  • haha, me too, except i was more like 20 before I ever actually saw it written. : e1ghtball
• I use to think it was "those japs were as fast as lightening". :( : warcrow
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  As a little kid I though that Salt and Pepper song 'Push It' was saying "Haaa, pussy...pussy good....Haa... : Senor PoopyPants
  • I thought it was, "sssaaa SMOOSH IT! PICK UP MORE ZITS!" : warcrow
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  Only recently I found out there's an arrow pointing right in the FedEx logo between the E and the x. : V3N0M
  • Oh, and as a kid, I thought the name of a popular craft-work and hobby store was "Lewiscrap" as opposed t... : V3N0M
• I thought my dad's radial arm saw was called a "radio alarm saw" : YamatoTwinkie
• for years I forgot the word "idea" and just said "i.d." as in "I have no i.d." and "I have an i.d.! Let ... : rosewood
• my mom used to do this with cars, she honestly thought she was driving an Alumina, because everytime she ... : pharoah mike
• Until 3 weeks ago "Excuse me, while i kiss the sky" - Hendrix, Purple Haze : skitzo
• I always thought "albeit" was a French word pronounced "al-BAY". People gave me weird looks when I tried... : Zero|DPX