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  err cumin. need to proofread shit before i post it : wtf242
  • I thought you were trying to make a point - didn't know it was a typo. Anyway, geebus. That is a freaky... : sHugamom
  • lolz : drucifer
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  what kind of cum? zebra? : RikiTiki2
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    I dunno, but that's the wrong way to make sticky rice! : Arcanum
    • Damnit! Yesterday was the whole "Dragon Boat Festival" thing here in Taiwan, and I've been eating assort... : MacemanInTW
• hahahahahahahahahahahaha : mr.sleepy
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  2 TABLESPOONS Cayenne?!?! Jesus. : godwit
  • The cum cancels it out I guess. : o0JediBeavis0o
  • Cayenne and CUM lool : monikerdaven
• someone loves the rickcock : askedrelic
• L O L : NeoMoose
• i had to read this three times before i realized why it was INF'd : Korban
• thank you anonymous moderator : smoove
• wtf for realz : kydaimon
• haha, I thought you did that on purpose. thank god there isn't an edit post feature ;) : MagicWishMonkey
• lolz : opengl128
• what : Serpico74
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  I'm never eating anything you make ever. ever. : rosewood
  • ^^^ : ThomW
• hahahahaha : warpdude
• So thats why you asked me to send you jars of my semen. : not work safe
• It's official: you're worse than Not Work Safe. Just hang yourself now. : genjuro
• hahahah oh man : NastyJack
• can't stop laughing. : ejectorpod
• Hahaha! I thought you were joking at first. : CrustaR
• oh man. Holy crap : Zero|DPX
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  PotM : indosauros
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    no, the POTM will not be used in that form, unlike the temporary interesting tag of old : Maarten Goldstein
    • I figured. Plus, as much as I cuss, I doubt my fucking posts would ever qualify, even if I do have a mom... : rosewood
• hahaha oh fuck : cam3lt0sis
• This post might be my new favorite ever : PlanetPerfecto
• This thread delivers. : Thresher
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  show me a gamer who wouldn't lol at that >:| : cam3lt0sis
  • meant for maarten... i totally clicked reply too... this shit's been going haywire on me >:| : cam3lt0sis
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  hay look a funny typo that definitely wasn't on purpose oh look wtf242 : lakren
  • thankfully you're here to clear that up for us. : pandastrong
• haha that had to be intentional. stil funny though : hobosapien
• oh man. talk about a Freudian slip. : hirez
• did i read "cum"? wtf indeed : Rigor Morts
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  http://wtf-rice.ytmnd.com/ lol : ThomW
  • haha you fag : wtf242
  • omg...i'm dieing....hahahahaha : Rigor Morts
  • oh my god beautiful job haha : cam3lt0sis
  • lol, nice. : sharkII
  • Nice. Though.. 1 cup. Damnit, I'm going to have to cut back on my consumption to allow for the calories... : Zhaneel
  • Oh that's just fucking beautiful! Excellent job! : theargent
  • hahaha lollers : derelict515
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    What a unique anon for my neighborhood ladies cookbook! Sex-Mex. rice. complete with music. Good ol'... : sHugamom
    • more like cockbook : multisync
    • Sex-Mex needs more recognition. : Entity
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    lol, I saw this on YTMND first and was wondering if there was a connection. : the archvile
    • That's frightening. haha : ThomW
  • that's surprisingly low in protein. : Borzoi
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    Finally a use for all those times we can't stop pumping : rosewood
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      New DNF screenshots? Let me grab some rice! : dognose : ThomW
      • well done, twice even : pharoah mike
  • haha...Step 4: SPRAY MAN-JUICE : ScrawnyJohnny
  • Hahahaha : Evil Benius
  • fucking awesome : yAak
  • I was expecting a tit with small crevices that had brown rice growing out of them, but that works too : pharoah mike
  • Oh god HAHAHA! : yosemiteclimber
  • HAAAAAAAHAHAAHHAhahaa : lookitzpancakes
  • That was funny last night. Today, at work, it's really funny. And then I left it open long enough to hear... : Jumperus
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : DewFuel
• and this is the reason the shack doesnt have a "edit" button. LOL'd. : Fredrik S
• Mexican rice with Man Sauce : capt tripps
• There are tears running down my eyes as I type. Can't stop laughing : TastyWheat
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  The "killing small children" really seals the deal. : notd665
  • That and "I'm still sweating". It's all great. : Serpico74
• a spoonful of cum makes the medicine go down. the medicine go doooown the medicine go down. : [fry]
• Freudian slip, it's alright : spiffymc
• WTF242... this is an excellent post. : crummynz
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  you guys act like you don't add cum to all of your meals. : sharpie
  • It's good in desserts. The icing on the cake, both literally and figuratively. : Orange Pylon
• wtf242 killed self with worldspawn : Freon
• Yep. Nominating this one... : fleabug
• Two missing letters take this from a Rachel Ray impersonation to Post Of The Year material. Bravo. ta : Bruzilla
• You know what we all forgot? wtf242 post : ThomW

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• Will, buddy, stop doing this to me :( : moogle
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  How reliable is this though? I mean, why would they delay it? I mean, I guess it they're doing a conso... : Vincent Grayson
  • The biggest reason I'd see for them to delay this is the mechanics just aren't done and Will Wright has a... : not work safe
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  oh jesus, this is horrible : oHnOES
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    w[test]w w{test}w test test :( : burgertime
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      a[test]a test c[test]c test test test test h[test]h test j[test]j k[test]k test m[test]m tes : burgertime
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        0[test]0 1[test]1 2[test]2 3[test]3 4[test]4 5[test]5 6[test]6 7[test]7 8[test]8 9[test]9 a{t : burgertime
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          ![test]! @[test]@ test $[test]$ %[test]% ^[test]^ &[test]& test ([test]( )[test]) +[test]+ =[t... : burgertime
          • I see you. Stop that. : moogle
• Thats it. I'm giving up on this title. :( : uglysad
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  I fucking hate Kotaku, I fucking hate Game Informer and I fucking hate EA. Fiscal 09 is like, next year c... : SpaecKow
  • If it's just next year, that's not new information. There was a press conference (I think) a month or tw... : Arcanum
• on the bright side my PC upgrade can wait a little while longer. : Omning
• Quoth the spore: "Nevermore". How could you work on one game for so long without going crazy? It would be... : thaperfectdrug
• Whatever. I'm just going to write it off at this point. If they decide to ship it in the future, maybe I'... : Visceral Monkey
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  I've been saying it since the beginning--Spore looks like a terrible game. Sure, the combination of tech... : PenicillinX57
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    It'll affect gameplay, but what I can't figure out is how they're going to balance the game that there is... : ThomW
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      I think it was stated somewhere that you can block particular content if you want. Also, it has definite... : Arcanum
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        in addition, there could easily be balancing patches like plenty of other complex games. EA/Sim games lik... : derelict515
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          That's stupid. If you can figure out how to download the game illegally, then you can find a way to get t... : datoo
          • the patches generally require some sort of online authentication as far as I know. I believe most Maxis g... : derelict515
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      I'd imagine the balance to making a dominant hulking creature bristling with legs and claws is either: a : algernoN8
      • Honestly, none of the previews ever gave me the impression something like that was ever an issue in the g... : Vincent Grayson
  • Given that its WIll Wright I think I'm going to wait till there's at least gameplay impressions from some... : derelict515
• Wow, Spore is at .75DNF. : pyrogen
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  I think I found out why they keep delaying the game. Check out this exclusive photo that I found on the R... : angrytaxman
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    3/10 : nyranger66
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      yeah, that was pretty bad. : captain hampton
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        Did you guys see the name of the author? Look again if you didn't. : angrytaxman
        • ok, that is pretty funny, but the photochop skills need work. : captain hampton
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    It would be funny to make a joke about Will Wright sucking at games development if he did in fact suck at... : SpaecKow
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      Actually it was a joke about the author of the book that I photoshopped. Look again and you'll understand... : angrytaxman
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        Oh, LOL! That went way over my head (and others I think). Nice one! : crummynz
        • It's the little touches that matter :) : angrytaxman
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  Looked boring as bat shit anyway /ducks : red2lucas
  • i think they should release spore for free : mr.sleepy
  • Bat shit isn't that boring. It's flamable! : Arcanum
• WRYYYYYght?! : BlackCat9
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  Oh, yeah, EA's publishing it. They probably have to take extra time to find places to put advertising int... : BlackCat9
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    hahaha right, thats bad about ea now. Not that they rush buggy games anymore. You ea basher need to look ... : Neech
    • Adding new stupidity doesn't make the complaints about existing stupidity any more or less valid. : Arcanum
    • what? : cam3lt0sis
• Aren't they working versions for the 360 & PS3 as well? : MagicWishMonkey
• I figure it's just no fun. He has some really cool technology....but when they have people actually pl... : hawke
• 2009? You have to be fucking kidding me : oatmela
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  i gotta be honest with you guys after seeing him speak live, and after watching him show off his own g... : virus
  • I was impressed by everything he showed. I was not impressed by the lack of an actual game to play whi... : fleabug
  • I wouldn't call that a "complete walkthrough". It seems more like a general overview to me. Would you c... : Arcanum
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  I imagine Game Informer is just reporting on the same analyst conference call that the online press repor... : Chris Remo
  • lol @ print press : SpaecKow
• hopefully he's adding more *game* to the tech demo : Draugluin
• u gotta think of the developers that created this reality for us...... : mindshot

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  yes, shakers. more fun than shackers. heh : Reverend Sinn
  • mellon shakers? : ant_hillbilly
• good job. did you quit or get fired? : Mr.SEX
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  you'll just leave us with the bill hobo : fletch_
  • i'm a cute grrl. i always leave the boys with the bill. =) : Reverend Sinn
• I'm an hour out of the city :/ : Bantis
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  For some reason I just read this as "Hey Chicken Shakers" : stygian_whisper
  • chicken shakers! i love to shake the chicken. : Reverend Sinn
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  hey, sam is that you? : not work safe
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    depends on who you are.... : Reverend Sinn
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      your mother. lol get off my internet : not work safe
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        my mother will kick your ass for impersonating her. and you get off MY interwebs! : Reverend Sinn
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          I was here first! check your shack messages. : not work safe
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            oh no! my cloak of anonymousness has been penetrated! eeep! : Reverend Sinn
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              WORLDS COLLIDING : not work safe
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                god, could you please keep your friends off of here, we have enough cocklove as it is : felicia
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                  blame ghostmac. he's the one that got me hooked. and there can never be too much cocklove. who doesn'... : Reverend Sinn
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                    god now i have to watch what i say and actually think before I post. ;) : not work safe
                    • well that's no fun at all. speaking of..did you see my latest ink? hehe : Reverend Sinn
              • I LOVE LAMP : Reverend Sinn
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  Have we (chicago shackers) ever actually had a Shack Meet where people showed up? : knitemare
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    maybe it's time we do.... : Reverend Sinn
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      If it happens at a time when I can make it, I'll show up. : knitemare
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        well. i'm jobless. so anytime works for me. as long as there is booze as i am a professional drinker. =) : Reverend Sinn
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          good thing you're a pro, you can have mine as I don't drink. Set something up, I'm sure being a chick th... : knitemare
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            hahah sure..when no one pays attention to who i am i get nothing. then someone stumbles onto my website a... : Reverend Sinn
            • Plenty of people have seen my sites, I still don't get replies. You should be happy :) : knitemare
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              You know the drill.. Internet girl alert and shackers come running. Askedrelic should be posting anytime : krym3
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                i've been in the geek world for over half my life. i'm used to it. =) : Reverend Sinn
                • let me buy you a drink then baby : askedrelic
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    yup we've had 2. we had 8-10 at the first one and maybe 7 or so at the second? : Mr.SEX
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      how many chicago shackers are there? : Reverend Sinn
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        Hi : ashkie
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          howdy! : Reverend Sinn
          • yep i think thats about all of them. : not work safe
      • present : kill9
      • here too. : knitemare
      • Me too, me too. : ripper9
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        i'm currently in the bushes outside of mr.sex's apartment : Deathlove
        • what a coincidence, me too! stop makin noise...we'll be discovered. : Reverend Sinn
    • damn, missed both. I'll have to make the next one if there is one. : knitemare
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  umm, i don't think i'm supposed to look at your homepage at work... : cltcprd
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    didn't you read my bio? it clearly states i am NSFW. on many levels. : Reverend Sinn
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      I did, but curiosity got the best of me :( : cltcprd
      • hahah happens to me all the time. : Reverend Sinn
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      can you come to my next SoCal Meet? : krym3
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        depends on when it is. i'm planning on going out to la for a photo shoot and to get some more inkwork. pr... : Reverend Sinn
        • ANNOUNCEMENT, SOCal Shack meet now scheduled sometime in August : krym3
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          Personal Shill, My GF is a makeup artist if you need one ;) : krym3
          • duley noted....remind me. i'd be very interested. : Reverend Sinn
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    WTF.... I was in Chicago for almost 6 months... You're tatted up and a redhead???? Goddamnit, we HAD a Sh... : Rauol Duke
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      people actually went? I remember nothing but "crap I can't make it" posts. : knitemare
      • Yeah there were at least 10 or so people, we mostly barhopped after dinner, and then we went to Mr Sex's ... : Rauol Duke
    • That's what happens when you leave Chicago. : Chod
    • it's actually pink. just to clarify. : Reverend Sinn
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  I have a feeling you're not really a reverend. : ColoradoCNC
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    actually, i am. =) : Reverend Sinn
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      I imagine your Sunday mass must be hugely popular. BTW, I have a friend in Colorado who's looking at ... : ColoradoCNC
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        hehe indeed it is. =) i msg'd you. hope it helps! : Reverend Sinn
        • THanks! : ColoradoCNC

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  Is that a woman? What a fucking AWESOME mouth on that motherfucker, they insult like nothing else around ... : abrasion
  • 2:20 is about when i lost it when that long rant was followed by "balls balls balls balls balls balls of ... : pharoah mike
• OMG that was so fuckin hilarious! I don't understand why she got so pissed tho... I mean seriously just ... : Galadriel07
• oh god, Duke saves the day yet again! : AlexXdude
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  Looks like dognose has been busy. Hmmm..... : GeorgeB3DR
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    Please put "I've got balls of steeeeeel" in DNF. I need it. : vile
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      Blow it out your ass. : AlexXdude
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        I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck! ...balls balls balls balls balls balls.......... ... : vile
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          i almost crapped myself when i heard "balls balls balls balls balls balls" : Korban
          • that was hilarious : Mmmmmoo
• hahaha... she sounds like such a nice lady. : MagicWishMonkey
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  LOL, I love Vent pranks. I want more -50DKP stuff. Have there been any other funny WOW clips recently? : baronzemo78
  • Seconded, this stuff is hilarious. : ripper9
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  Never really noticed that Duke kinda sounds like Jack Nicholson. Anyhoo.. by the end, it's just sad ... : K1Bond007
  • I am getting chills! : tashtego
• God thats awesome, also, that lady knows how to run her mouth. : InfoBiter
• haha that was great. anyone have links to more? : onji
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  What is vent? is it like Roger Wilco? : cncpun
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    You pay for a server to talk on. : h o s t i l e
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      Vent can be self hosted also. : Jonathan
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        really do u need a lot of bandwidth to do so? : h o s t i l e
        • http://www.ventrilo.com/purchase.php - I probably wouldn't use Vent if I was running a server after readi... : Jonathan
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          unless they changed it you could only have 8 people logged on to your server without going to a hosting c... : carazy
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            Version 2.1.2 of the server could host 200 connections : Jonathan
            • That was a very long time ago. You've had to use a hosting company for a while now. : Chod
        • The free version only hosts 8 people. it uses very little resources. : Tommy Toolbag
• real classy sounding lady : [fry]
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  If people only understood that when they are getting pranked its only worse to get upset or give any reac... : handofthrawn
  • i'm kind of surprised no one in the chat recognized Duke's voice :( : pharoah mike
• lol, blow it out your ass : delataur
• Its like a Martin Scorsese film. : pieman
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  Pranks like this always seem just plain mean rather than funny to me. : Zero|DPX
  • you were the one flipping out, weren't you? : Korban
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  lmao... "I'mma kill you. Old style" does she mean with like...axes or jousting or some shit? : changejar419
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    She will cause him to fall and break a hip in the shower. : EvilDolemite
    • omg ahahahaha : datoo
    • ahahahhahaha : bradsh
  • Sharpened stick : vile
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  What is this? I'm at work with no speakers. Is Duke Nukem in it? I want to see Duke Nukem :( : dognose
  • If you watch the video you will see duke nukem!!! But it'll be pretty boring. : carazy
  • someone using a Duke Nukem soundboard to REALLY piss off some lady or really young boy : Korban
  • go comandeer some speakers...! did i spell comandeer right? wow what a silly word... : supermonkeyballz
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  God I love nerds. : fry975
  • Definetly need more links like this. : chris.salyers
• i'm gonna fucking kill you OLD STYLE wtf?? : Slowtreme
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  The same guys made this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Sr3aCd6mE My favorite. : Serpico74
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    I'd love to know where all those video clips are from - the people running from the explosion and the car... : abrasion
    • the cartoon stuff is from the 'Do the Evolution' video (Pearl Jam) that iirc Todd McFarlane produced. : eskimo spy
    • The cartoon is a music video, maybe umm pearl jam I think song title something about "revolution" its a c... : mojo the helpr monke
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    OMG that was fucking hilarious. I'm crying here at work. : trove
    • I'm sitting here in my room. Pitch black, and the screen. : Skoal^Fyfan
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    dude has a ton of them http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=VideoCompiler : carazy
    • The guys in this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Sr3aCd6mE crack me up so bad. : GonzoRookie
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, this shit is the funniest shit I've ever seen on the internet. Ever. : Super Sparker
    • OH SHIT! THE FOLLOW UP! Lindsey VS WOW Players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiZYVXDmkO0&mode=related&... : Super Sparker
• This is absolutely amazing. : lookitzpancakes
• LOL that's hilarious : tunis5000
• hahaha that bitch is psycho. : khaosman
• oh my god this one has me crying so hard right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJEMrVBaIrI&mode=rela : khaosman
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  There are a few clips of these vent pranks and I swear that some of the voices are former guild mates. S... : Chod
  • I (well, we, our group) have a series of recordings that would probably destroy the mmo nerd internets on... : Gauss
• Get your mother: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09eJPv4CgA : Serpico74
• hahah, oh my god I'm crying here...my tummy hurts lol : Frozen Pixel
• I wish I remembered my damn headphones today. : amrbean
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  Same guy vs WoW nerds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3n-MSHmbxA : Serpico74
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    HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OVER HERE! I CAN'T BREATH! LOLOLOLOL! : Super Sparker
    • LOL. OMG, this is better than the Duke one! : Super Sparker
• wtf so many quotes he was only using like 3 : judge
• That is cool! Actually I haven't seen it yet. I am just posting this so that I can search for it later. : CRasterImage
• Holy crap that is amazing. The ending should´ve been "Always bet on Duke" though. : PnCia
• Haha...I'm crying laughing right now. : ColoradoCNC
• haha duke + nerd rage equals good times balls balls balls balls balls : egg5hen
• rofltastic. so good. : Downforce
• I think this is the funniest one of this dude's: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMYfjB5EPao : vile
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  DNF - Day 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrgnmPVroV4&mode=related&search= : Silent Jay
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    yeah, that wasn't funny at all. : grandmasterlee
    • are you fucking kidding me? that was GREAT. GI Joe reference Hey Kid... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v= : DrFlammable
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    Yeah, racist slurs. That's real hilarious. : Zero|DPX
    • I agree, I don't think simply being mean and offensive equals comedy. The first one was funnier. : datoo
  • Ok, that's retarded. : melt_core
  • SERIOUS BUSINESS. : Warlock
• hahahah, oh god that is great. : jabxvi
• Holy shit that was hilarious, wow. LOLS. : timaste
• While it was sad how annoyed the 'leader' got, I don't find hacking someone's server and ruining their ga... : Ebu
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  out of curiosity, is GeorgeB allowed to laugh at this or is he suppose to be pissed about some sort of co... : Korban
  • are you calling george b a faggot : boring gegtik
• What's a vent? : NastyJack
• this one is awesome http://youtube.com/watch?v=xLUwHuEO65I : timaste
• I can't stop laughing....LOL. HAHAHAHAHAHA! BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS... : Super Sparker
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  LOL - Duck Hunt Edition: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbCMTV0Vb58&mode=related&search= : Super Sparker
  • I kinda hate to laugh because he's being such a prick, but it's too fucking funny. : Freon
  • He forgot the dog's laughing. :( : DOOManiac
• haahahah she got chills at the end HAHAAH so funny : headbone
• hahahahahahahahaha : NFXFSX
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Dz48Z8J0E&mode=related&search= : owly
• tagged for when i have speakers.. : deathofrats
• This, is a fucking awesome thread. +Win all around. : royalally
• Some of his videos are petty funny. See what you think of one: http://www.youtube.com/user/VideoCompi... : Maddog_Delphi97

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  probably because it's subscriber only : thebigbeefsandwich
  • yep.. i really hate Fileplanet. I had it for 2 months and canceled it as I got such horrid transfer sp... : Shadowdane
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    no it's not, there are 30,000 free keys going to be given out shortly :) : tsteltz
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      Do you know when?! Also, I prefered Pancake Humper, it was a way cooler name :( : AlexXdude
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        The paid keys are going out today, if you already have a fileplanet account I can get you the link to get... : tsteltz
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          Post the link because I have a paid FP account : Phreakin
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            http://www.fileplanet.com/betas/qw_sneakpeek_subs_key.aspx : tsteltz
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              So wtf are the hardware requirements if I have max everything on that list and don't qualify? : Phreakin
              • I dunno why they are doing that. I got in on the sneak peak beta a couple days ago and it didn't ask me f... : tsteltz
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          I only have one of those free accounts though : AlexXdude
          • I had a second key but I gave it to moogle yesterday :( Sorry! keep refreshing this: http://www.fi... : tsteltz
    • So they will talk about it shortly? : carnivore
• they say i don't meet the minimum hardware requirements :< : shavenewok
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  OMG OMG OMG OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. DOWNLOADING NOW!!!!! : lookitzpancakes
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    hey, welcome back! : thaperfectdrug
    • Thanks, man! : lookitzpancakes
  • sup man, you get that computer? : boomstickah
• wtf! i had no idea : onji
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  we're only talking about how many ads it has : askedrelic
  • ugh I saw that thread yesterday, it made my eyes bleed. The ads in QW are like so non-existant it's funny... : tsteltz
• zomg it's tsteltz : RikiTiki2
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  What are the chances of me finding a decent server from over here in Russia? I seem to get good pings fro... : ColoradoCNC
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    probably good, there should be plenty of euro servers : Mansmells
    • Okay, downloading now. (Yay for roommates with Fileplanet logins) I'll hop on and kill some of you tom... : ColoradoCNC
• downloading now! : burning eye
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  so if i spend 7 bucks and sub right now i can d/l the beta? : maulla
  • 7 bucks is why no ones talking about it. that, and everyone's being faggots about in-game advertising. ... : Phil
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  IMPRESSIONS I've been playing for a little over an hour now, and, while I'm enjoying the game...it see... : lookitzpancakes
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    yes, its more BF2 than ET :( : nadasurf2
    • This subthread makes me sad. Is it at least a good 'mix' of BF2 and ET? TL; 'u{Don't}u Read' follow... : hawke
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    • As I said, I'm going to give it more playtime, but it just doesn't feel like ET. I'm not sure what it is,... : lookitzpancakes
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      just because it's objective based with classes doesnt mean its like ET. maps are much larger, there are a... : nadasurf2
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      • if what happened with the Wolf ET test is any indication the feel of being on foot should improve with th... : Mansmells
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• sounds pretty cool : feek
• I'd live there. : EvilDolemite
• It kicks ass. Nice weather, lots of stuff to do. Can't beat the beer either. : sigpro
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  Downtown is great, the traffic sucks. : orgcaptainnemo
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    doesn't it have busses and trains? : oatmela
    • Buses, sure. No idea about trains. : orgcaptainnemo
    • think they have a lot of light rail.from what i've heard of the public transport in the city it makes it ... : feek
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      lots of buses and MAX (light rail) runs all downtown and out to the west side of Beaverton. They are tryi... : sigpro
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        A place with the name of Beaverton should have the streets paved with pussy, with pussy mailboxes and sna... : Fyunch Click
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          hahah it's much less exciting than that : cpt_gloval
          • So I figured. But I can dream. Maybe there can be a Beaverton on WhoreIsland. : Fyunch Click
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          it actually does : Degenerate
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            Shouldn't you be trolling the Catholic grade school forums? :p : Fyunch Click
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              link plz : Degenerate
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                www.catholichighschoolgirlsintrouble.com : Fyunch Click
                • oh you naughty boy : Degenerate
    • yeah the transit system is great. Alot of times when we go downtown we'll just take the train in and walk... : Degenerate
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  I once followed the trail there with my 4 oxen, 3 spare wheel axles, 20 boxes of ammo and 200lbs of food.... : TwiLyght
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    i loved to hunt along the way : PapaBoo
    • wow I did this too, they definitely have a lot buffalo to shoot. : ant_hillbilly
    • I always went after the bears. Those lame squirrels only gave like 1lb of food. I'd use more just resti... : TwiLyght
• Great place, especially if you're in to beer. I haven't met many people who lived there for a while and ... : primate13
• that guy on breaker high left to go back to portland oregon : jcutner
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  Some runner guy was from there.. I watched a movie bout him once... he died in a car crash :( : stonedonkey
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    Steve Prefontaine was from Coos Bay Or. (south on the coast) and went to college in Eugene. : sigpro
    • Stay away from Coos Bay...lived there for a few years and never want to go back... : Snif DeCrac
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  I can smell the Patchoulli oil emanating from that place all the way down here. : edgewise
  • You're harshing their buzz, man. Jeez. Man. : EvilDolemite
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    but thats not actually coming from Portland. Its the hippys who used to live in Portland and sold out to ... : Degenerate
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      I was gonna say it was all the Dirties on 13th street in Eugene he's smelling. : sigpro
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        I still need to go check out Eugene and Bend : Degenerate
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          Skip Eugene during the summer. It's pretty much dead when college isn't in. Bend is nice but gets really ... : sigpro
          • Then again if you want to avoid the college kids in bars and stuff go during the summer. : sigpro
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          have you been to Baker City? pretty much nothing "to do" but there's hiking to be had nearby and the Blue... : cpt_gloval
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            dont think so. where is it? : Degenerate
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              300 mi west of portland on 84. : cpt_gloval
              • westeast /turns mental map right side up : cpt_gloval
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                I was gonna say 300 miles west puts you pretty much into the Ocean. : sigpro
                • that's out in international waters! : cltcprd
        • Stop by GarageGames for free pretzel day : timaste
• AWESOME CITY ALERT : cpt_gloval
• It's supposedly a city or something, with a bunch of buildings and people. Maybe some roads. : Krypt_
• I heard the beer there is awesome. : ant_hillbilly
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  It's not bad...it is kinda dirty though : VegasX
  • That's just patchouli oil mixed with malted barley : EvilDolemite
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  Great beer, okay people, crummy weather. : Dimmona
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    The weather seems rather nice and mild to me. 80 in summer, little snow in winter. Some rain. : EvilDolemite
    • some rain?!? haha, have you ever been to Portland? : cltcprd
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  i really want to visit Portland.. plane tickets are too expensive right now though. : wtf242
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    210 each way. Not bad, but not great. I miss the 99 round trip tickets I used to be able to get from Port... : sigpro
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      Hmm actually priceline has airfare + hotel + car for 5 days for only $900. not too bad.. .but i would pro... : wtf242
      • I've spend 22 bucks on beer in 2 days. : sigpro
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  The first thing I noticed when I visited Portland (I live in downtown Chicago now) back in March was how ... : feratu
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    ^^ awesome write up right here ^^ : Degenerate
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      ^^ hippy : cltcprd
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        dont be hatin : Degenerate
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          well you're certainly not a hipster or a yuppie. That only leaves one choice still bitter at you for : cltcprd
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            dude, if you saw a steakhouse name "The Keg" would you not assume they had a nice beer selection? I d... : Degenerate
            • you were in fucking RENTON! Everything south of I-90 is a crapshoot :( : cltcprd
  • oh and good luck getting to the ocean in an hour (fucking slow ass drivers on 26W) : cltcprd
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    Man I just realized I forgot to mention Voodoo Donuts. 3AM Bacon Maple Log was top notch. : feratu
    • It sounds like you had a very full trip : Degenerate
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    are the women hot? do they shave under their arms? : wtf242
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      theres a lot of hot women I think. : Degenerate
      • The women are definitely hotter out there than in the midwest. : feratu
    • to both: yes, but only when the sun is out : cpt_gloval
  • Interesting. Thanks for your thoughts. : oatmela
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  My stepson who tried to cut his own dick off chose to live in Portland. What could go wrong? : RomSteady
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    ok, we need a story here stat. : Degenerate
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      He tried to cut his own dick off. What else needs to be said? : RomSteady
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        1) Who - ok we have this one covered. 2) What - I think we can skip this one too 3) Where - ????? ... : Degenerate
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          3) His apartment where he lived alone. 4) Back when I was working for Layton City, so I'd place it at ... : RomSteady
          • oh holy christ. Is he doing ok now? : Degenerate
      • maybe.... OUCH perhaps. : Phil
• Not much of anything really : rosewood
• Greatest. Place. Evar. : Snif DeCrac
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  I was unemployed there for 6 months and had a great time ! : qwpeoriu
  • you were living the good life : Degenerate
• I think they got fucking lucky with the NBA draft, bastards. : lowpoly
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  nice little city, I'd go there again : mikecyb
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    can we pay next time plz? : Degenerate
    • next time I go back I doubt I'll be on business, so okay! : mikecyb
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  The only time I've ever been swindled was in Portland. Other than that, nice clean little city. : not work safe
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    how the heck do you get swindled? : cpt_gloval
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      he wasn't in the big city 5 minutes before someone slipped him a Mickey and stole his wallet. : drucifer
      • It was probably the guy who tried to sell him Snake Oil *adjusts monocle* : VegasX
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      he probably rode the train. wtf is that crap? : mikecyb
      • dude the max is rockin :( : Degenerate
• I don't think of Portland, Oregon...at all. : VegasX
• I've only been there a few times, but from what I remember it's a beautiful and amazing city. : sparkly