First Post!

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 41 replies.

• Frontpage 98 : drucifer
• toggle

  Assembly : Patch-e
  • No, that was NBA JAM :) : orgcaptainnemo
• HY-COO : khaosman
• toggle

  its all php : Maarten Goldstein
  • toggle

    (including the comments) : Maarten Goldstein
    • toggle

      Finally gave up on Sander? : Phreakin
      • toggle

        well he's moved on to other things in his life, and it was easier for us to just start from scratch so we... : Maarten Goldstein
        • Not to mention it's now Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger. : Frozen Pixel
        • basic on a C64 : shavenewok
    • Well there's your problem... : RomSteady
  • have you tried the comments with your windows mobile phone yet? does it work at all? : ttyRazor
  • toggle

    YOU SHOULD HAVE USED RUBY ON RAILS ONLY A NOOB USES PHP!!!! : bradsh
    • That's what they keep telling me..... : zipper76
    • what's next maarten??? MYSQL??? HAHAHAHA OMG : bradsh
• toggle

  The blood of the innocent and a single pubic hair from Steve. And tequila. : Bean
  • No Zebra Cum? : Phreakin
  • toggle

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it : dognose
    • lolz : drucifer
    • Haha. I [lol] you, dognose! please, like I'd ever drive a Porsche or wear a Rolex. Aston Martin and Ta : Bean
    • hahaha : Frozen Pixel
    • so youre saying the shack is made with left arms : not work safe
• toggle

  It was made from the crystallized tears of banned shackers. : omnova
  • toggle

    Ahh....speaking of which, a banned Shacker sent me a message about my PHP Framework question and tagged i... : zipper76
    • toggle

      I love being confused for a mod. It's happened to me a few times even though I'm quite unmodly. : Omaha
      • toggle

        me too :( : drucifer
        • toggle

          you're a mod to me :( : oHnOES
          • I forget sometimes. : drucifer
      • toggle

        TFO messaged me when i went to florida and gave me all the insider tips on universal studios : oHnOES
        • haha - I'll have to SM him for that info! :) : ThomW
    • toggle

      I get Shackmessages from banned Shackers all the time, talking about the craziest shit. I don't know why,... : Bean
      • toggle

        you should post these : synack
        • I delete them, gotta keep the inbox tidy. :[ Plus, even though it's funny, I'm not going to air someone e... : Bean
• Fortran : afty
• slave labor : SockMonkeh
• HotDog Web Editor 1.3.1 : guido anchovy
• toggle

  It's all shell magic. $ tail /usr/local/bin/laryn.x > /dev/internte : Omaha
  • -f : Omaha
• it gets typed into MSWORD 97 and then sTeve his "save as webpage" : CoRDS
• Duct Tape, rope, and skittles. : skitzo

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 44 replies.

• Horrible - needs to be about 14 minutes longer, some screaming, and 15 layers of guitars : kgargonmagrix79
• toggle

  Reminds me of "Lick My Love Pump" : EvilDolemite
  • toggle

    Of what? hahahaha : Vantage
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPq0weuycyE : EvilDolemite
• You're really talented man, that was really good. : MagicWishMonkey
• toggle

  Nice one, I preferred the first half more than the last half, but it was good. : bcyde
  • toggle

    Really... What about the first half did you like more than the latter half? Thanks btw, glad you liked ... : Vantage
    • toggle

      Honestly, I can't really point to any single thing. It just felt simple and somber and for some reason s... : bcyde
      • toggle

        Haha no no, that's quite correct. At around 2:20 (the lead into where the left hand goes into open singl... : Vantage
        • toggle

          Cool, since we're sharing original music. I was wondering what your thoughts were on any of the followin... : bcyde
          • Pretty good stuff! Nice melodies. Kind of a more playful Keane. He needs to record some stuff professi... : Vantage
  • I liked the second half better : kelerian
• toggle

  You have a transcription? :) : KxRook
  • Well, didn't think anyone would be interested. If you are, I could try to figure out how to get this int... : Vantage
  • seconded! :) : steve_o
• toggle

  hey Vantage, what do you do for a living? you a musician? : MisterPhoton
  • toggle

    Well, if you mean do I make money doing this? Not a penny. If you know how I could, let me know. If ... : Vantage
    • toggle

      just curious because of your music teacher comment from earlier : MisterPhoton
      • toggle

        I'm also cool with doing music teachers for a living, but that hasn't quite worked out yet either. : Vantage
        • toggle

          I do a music teacher for a living! its pretty awesome do you teach in the same school, then? : MisterPhoton
          • Wait, what the hell is going on here? : smackpiece
          • toggle

            not the same school as my music teacher...I meant do you work in the same school as the music teacher you... : MisterPhoton
            • On occasion, fortuitously, yes. : Vantage
    • http://www.sellaband.com/ Who knows if it will take off or if it would receive your type of music, but... : KxRook
    • One of my friends put himself through University playing "new age" music in upscale lounges on weekends. : Fred Garvin
• toggle

  Good stuff. Makes me wish I practiced more. : Fred Garvin
  • toggle

    Thanks dude. Reminding myself that you and others have done this sort of stuff for a living is very insp... : Vantage
    • toggle

      For straight up piano stuff I am actually more of a Harold Budd kind of guy, but this is enjoyable. A few... : Fred Garvin
      • toggle

        Clinkers? Mistakes? Yeah, it happens when you really have no idea where the song will take you next, ha... : Vantage
        • toggle

          Harold Budd is the shit. Listen to La Bella Vista. Best ambient piano ever. : dopeman
          • What he said. : Fred Garvin
• toggle

  great job bud; got any more? : digitalsneek
  • toggle

    Yeah, here are a few other tunes I've posted recently: A lot of shackers liked this one: http://van... : Vantage
    • sick, downloading now man! : digitalsneek
    • toggle

      Good job man; I really liked all of them! PRESS A WICKED SOLO ALBUM!!! : digitalsneek
      • Haha thanks man. The encouragement I get from the shack means a lot to me, really. You guys are definit... : Vantage
• toggle

  you have any suggestions on either tabs/sheet music of stuff i can practice with? i'm sick to death of... : lakren
  • You know, I wish I did have something to recommend, but I haven't played anything except my own music for... : Vantage
• toggle

  It doesn't sound like you need much encouragement, but keep playing plz. :) : lefthighkick
  • I will, I'll take as much encouragement as I can get. :D : Vantage
• toggle

  I like music and i think this is great ! :) : Cashh
  • Thank you sir. :) : Vantage
• good stuff as always, really enjoy this type of music to relax to : kelerian

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 60 replies.

• toggle

  Christ knows. I didn't think the demo wainicative of the game, they said they'd knocked the up in a few ... : node
  • he meant the mac demo : GloriousCow
• toggle

  Its a racing game. New genre! : GloriousCow
  • I very seriously doubt that. It doesn't take that long to develop a racing game. Plus it's a bit of a wa... : red2lucas
  • toggle

    OMG FUCK FUCK what if it's a remake of autoduel? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoduel I think my he... : sroylance
    • Setting seems wrong, unfortunately : thaperfectdrug
• toggle

  I can't believe how far realtime rendering has come. With the exception of the people models, that was pr... : cause&effect
  • That's a bit beyond what's current, but not by much. There are definitely games out now that come close ... : EvilDolemite
  • toggle

    odd. I thought the HL2 engine even looks better. :9 : Skoal^Fyfan
    • It doesn't look better than that. : EvilDolemite
    • toggle

      You thought that Unreal Tournament looked better than Quake III too, didn't you? : capt tripps
      • toggle

        Hmm that's a tough one. Some of the UT levels were gorgeous, but Quake III had better character models. : EvilDolemite
        • toggle

          Really? I thought the Q3 engine trouched it in every department. : ShekkyBoy
          • Quake 3 would have been a much better overall game if it had a different theme that didn't suck. : omnova
    • i think its part of the 'uncanny valley' effect. I would agree that the source engine with HDR can look m... : GloriousCow
• toggle

  Maybe it's just a level tech demo and not even a game. We'll find out pretty soon though since he said th... : Serpico74
  • toggle

    when is E3 this year? : red2lucas
    • toggle

      in a month : Maarten Goldstein
      • toggle

        Thanks Maarty :) : red2lucas
        • toggle

          We're calling him Maarty now? It doesn't seem to strike the proper Maartone. : thaperfectdrug
          • toggle

            Yeah, kinda like Marty Scorsese. : red2lucas
            • So is the other guy Steve-o? Gibbo? : thaperfectdrug
          • toggle

            What about just Goldstein? or Goldy? Time for a change? : SlowMoFoe
            • toggle

              Whenever I hear Goldy I think of Mickey Rourke croaking it. : thaperfectdrug
              • toggle

                Maa-Gold (gots the ill communication) : SlowMoFoe
                • I'm stickin with Maarty : red2lucas
• Mac owners get a gay game about racing formulaic buggies down a large earthen corridor, PC gamers get the... : Athlon7
• Looks pretty sweet. Still a bit too low resolution to really get a sense of the graphics of the game, but... : ayesel
• toggle

  That hat haunts me. Doesn't look cool nor practical. Why does he wear it? What do the tassels signify? I ... : thaperfectdrug
  • toggle

    I think it does look pretty cool. People in post apocalyptic worlds wear all kinds of shit, why not silly... : SpaecKow
    • Interesting theory - after the hard rain, the sweeping plague, or the flooding rains; some emerge from ra : thaperfectdrug
• A racing game that you drive with your face using the small video-chat camera in all Macs. : sgtsanity
• nice! looking forward to seeing more of that good stuffs. : silentzero
• toggle

  This is nothing more than a tech demo. Their new game will not be based off this at all (aside from using... : sexninja!!!!
  • toggle

    He's not talking about the models, he's talking about getting it running on the mac. You can't build thos... : red2lucas
    • If that was all done in ten days games would take barely a year to develop content for. Which is not true... : SpaecKow
    • toggle

      If you notice, he referes to teh entire demo as "what theyve been working on" (ie, the engine) and by nam... : sexninja!!!!
      • toggle

        sexninja, those assets are not tech demo only : Maarten Goldstein
        • I know, but that doesnt mean that what he was showing is "id's next game" -- thats what im saying. obviou... : sexninja!!!!
      • toggle

        I can assure you they've used assets from the game they're working on. : red2lucas
        • toggle

          Has id ever demonstrated with content that isn't related to the game they're working on (even if that spe... : Arcanum
          • toggle

            I remember the initial Doom 3 demos looked awesome, but they were waaay outta date when the game finally ... : thaperfectdrug
            • toggle

              Escape from Butcher Bay really stole Doom 3's thunder. : GloriousCow
              • Almost... Riddick: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/Riddick_butcherbay_screenshot.jpg ... : thaperfectdrug
          • No, and neither has Epic. Certainly not for UE3. : SpaecKow
        • toggle

          How about workED on? The asian guy at the end looks a lot like the lab guy in Doom3 that unleashes the po : Cygnus X-1
          • Agree: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=14561782 He's even fucking around with a soul cube before he ... : thaperfectdrug
          • toggle

            The char doesn't look like anyone in Doom 3. If you're talking about Betruger, he's far more fatter in th... : SpaecKow
            • Not to mention the cars, the ridges, the sails, the structures, the trees etc. etc. : red2lucas
            • toggle

              This guy (the "missing scientist"): http://thaperfectdrug.shackspace.com/doom3.jpg : thaperfectdrug
              • toggle

                Besides both of them being asian I don't see an similarities, that dude is pudgy as well. lol all azn loo... : SpaecKow
                • Really doesn't matter at all :) : thaperfectdrug
              • LOL, look at the difference in detail for starters. : red2lucas
  • toggle

    Dude, there's no way they threw together all that artwork in 10 days. That's a ludicrous waste of preciou... : rudds
    • toggle

      Thats not what im saying. What im saying is what you did NOT see was a video from their new game. Everyon... : sexninja!!!!
      • If that's what you're saying then I agree with you 100% : red2lucas
• it's racing game where you try to get off the course and meet the man with the silly hat wtf is so hard t... : thebigbeefsandwich
• john carmack is such a huge nerd! : datoo
• Fallout : Ebu

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 66 replies.

• toggle

  Gameplay Programmer/Software Engineer http://www.telltalegames.com/company/jobs/gameplayprogrammer Sc : jake2000
  • I wanna work there. I have no skills though. : edgewise
  • i have the means to get out there and find a place. i havent worked since 2002 but id be willing to work... : oHnOES
  • What if I mix roles into a Software Gameplay position? : Lionel2b
  • toggle

    Lemme guess the salaries: Gameplay Programmer/Software Engineer $45k Scripter $40k Senior Soft : suqur
    • I hope not for the location. : SiW73
    • Senior Software Engineer $58k good luck with that : cpnkegel
    • toggle

      There's no way the Producer is making more than the Senior SEs. Probably less than the rest : Judecca
      • toggle

        hummm???? At ubisoft the producers are paid in the 6 figures... don't know where you get that from?? : mnok
        • For what it's worth, at Telltale a producer is probably going to manage a team of like 12 people. At Ubi,... : jake2000
        • Only the top producers and there is like 5 of them max. : Enigme
    • I think that you're highly underestimating the cost of a CPA controller. : azenmaster
  • toggle

    to apply you must have shipped at least one title to ship a title, you must be hired by a game developer... : Flynn
    • I think where your thinking is wrong is on the 2nd point. : suqur
    • toggle

      There are job listings out there that don't require one title shipped. They generally aren't advertised t... : dravalen
      • toggle

        Man this particular post started out so promising. I read "don't require one tit!" then I clicked to read... : bstrad
        • If it means anything, there ARE job listings out there that require two tits. : RomSteady
    • The Gameplay Programmer/Software Engineer job doesn't require industry experience. If I were younger I wo... : bad_fish
    • nah, I know we've hired guys straight out of school : cpnkegel
  • I've seen Entourage. I'll be a producer! Hell, I've even seen The Producers! : pigvomit
  • toggle

    when are you guys going to be hiring artists? :( : Frozen Pixel
    • toggle

      We just hired a cinematographer and an animation director! What sort of thing are you looking for? : jake2000
      • toggle

        You mean you hired a cinematographer cinematographer? How does that work in the workflow of a project? Do... : Serpico74
        • toggle

          PS - website is ancient and is desperately in need of new recent content. : Serpico74
          • Dude, that is a nice portfolio. Recent content would probably be good, but there is some awesome high pr... : Zhaneel
        • toggle

          !! YOU FILMED A HANSON VIDEO : multisync
          • Achievement UNLOCKED : Frozen Pixel
          • INORITE!?! seriously though, I still like the way it looks. At the time it was a very different look f : Serpico74
        • toggle

          Our games are really dependent on camerawork to help the storytelling along, since really our games (and ... : jake2000
          • toggle

            Do you create the camera movement/animation in a modeling program, and then export it out to the engine? ... : CrustaR
            • toggle

              Some camerawork is done in Maya and exported, and some is done using camera tools built for the game engi... : jake2000
              • Nifty! : CrustaR
          • toggle

            Got it. Just curious since it seems like a real-life cinematographer would be helpful in terms of consult : Serpico74
            • The guy we have filling the 'cinematographer' position was an animation director and art director for fil... : jake2000
        • Wow man, excellent portfolio, worked on some high end shit. Great work. My favorite? Between Angels An... : et72
        • toggle

          OMFG a Paris Hilton one. : Zhaneel
          • I wanted to beat my skull with a hammer on that one. : Serpico74
      • I'm a Character/Environment Artist mainly. Mid level : Frozen Pixel
  • toggle

    how does one become a Producer? what's the standard career path? : das_runt
    • toggle

      eat lots of Management Skittles (actual management skills sols separately) : Frozen Pixel
      • toggle

        is that really it tho? like, is it just whoever a game company has on hand that has tenure with the compa... : das_runt
        • Do you like managing schedules? Do you like the status of dozens of people at the front of your mind at a... : jake2000
        • It goes to the least anti-social nerd who has worked their way through management and thereby lost all ne... : Zhaneel
  • toggle

    how does one start a career as a producer for video games. Does Project management experience help? it se... : donlo
    • ah crap already been asked :( : donlo
  • toggle

    There's no way I'll work for a studio that counts so poorly. : melt_core
    • We'll be letting the first 999,993 hires go, for budgetary reasons. : jake2000
  • toggle

    US GAAP sucks! IFRS forever! (lol accountants) I could almost apply as controller. : azenmaster
    • if I weren't canadian, that is. : azenmaster
• I want to work at telltale as a graphic designer =( : not work safe
• toggle

  Maybe I should apply so I'll have a chance to ship more than one episode. : RomSteady
  • lol.. Telltale Games - We're the Only Ones Who Know WTF In Episodic Gaming : SiW73
• toggle

  why didn't you post when you had the animator job open. :( : Fredrik S
  • I forgot :( : jake2000
• id like to be a fun tester . to test to see if the game is fun(see worms), or just a chore (see wow) : CoRDS
• toggle

  Do the CSI games come with awesome Herratio punchlines? : VegasX
  • toggle

    It has a "Remove sunglasses" button : d fluke
    • toggle

      Ohhh man : Mondo
      • toggle

        don't forget the sunglasses/hand on hip combo either! : shavenewok
        • toggle

          or the step-to-the-side-removesunglasses-catchypunchline button : VegasX
          • O'rly? http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=14566379 : Frozen Pixel
• If you hire a Shacker, will the CSI games cease sucking? : Lone Swordsman
• How about interns :D : thief
• If i didn't already have a great job, i'd love to work on the S&M games. : Drewus
• I liked the Bone game you guys did :) : MoreVespeneGas

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 44 replies.

• toggle

  Get a Trapper Keeper and hit her in the face with it. : Phil
  • Well done, Phil. I laughed my face off. : Goncyn
• toggle

  I had a job like that, and the best thing that ever happened to me was that I got fired. : manero
  • same here :) http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9795002 : cpt_gloval
• toggle

  Do the closest stuff first? I mean like in terms of being physically NEAR you. Or maybe the farthest away... : Amnesty_intl2
  • No, No its not stupid. I apreciate every little tip that ppl provide. I'm a retard when it comes to this ... : SlowMoFoe
• Tell me more about your sex life. : stump
• toggle

  any kind of organizational structure is going to depend very much on your work style and personality. Fo... : sroylance
  • ^^^Really, it all depends on you. People are different and handle organization differently. I work best w... : SatansFist
• get a secretary : Unleashed
• toggle

  so you log on aim once and that's it? : kydaimon
  • I've been busy with work - duh? :P It's not my main IM, I use MSN mostly. : SlowMoFoe
• http://www.amazon.com/Getting-Things-Done-Stress-Free-Productivity/dp/0142000280 find the audiobook (I... : epit
• You need to go buy one of those little digital organizer thingies. Get one of the better ones that you ca... : mmogger
• toggle

  Book.... "Getting Things Done" by David Allen. : wtf242
  • toggle

    ^^^ Even if you don't pick up his whole system (and few do), it's still tip-laden and ultimately very app... : sgtsanity
    • ^^^ Totally. Even just understanding 1 or 2 of his principles helps tremendously : spiderfill
  • toggle

    ^^^ EOT right here. Get this immediately. : PoopStewart
    • Acquiring Book on Tape .. will post back with updates. : SlowMoFoe
• Every Monday I spend the first half of the day with my calendar and I plan out what I need to do when. I... : jlavrenz
• toggle

  i've had good luck with using categories for my outlook tasks. i have numbered categories (1-5) that indi... : cpt_gloval
  • toggle

    See, that sounds like more work than I do in my job to begin with :( It's sad that I have this view on or... : SlowMoFoe
    • i understand. there's a certain amount of overhead involved with being organized, and you don't want that... : cpt_gloval
• toggle

  Once upon a time when someone else asked about organization, someone linked this: http://www.backpackit.c... : kamtrouble
  • excellent. This might be the ticket, thanks man :) : SlowMoFoe
• toggle

  Probably not what you want to hear, but good eating habits and proper sleep hygiene make a huge differenc... : Languid_Heap
  • Thanks. I've been using FitDay.com and trying to track my eating habits, so I guess I have that part down... : SlowMoFoe
• Thanks to EVERYONE who provided advice and support. I am going to try everyone's suggestions, even Phil's : SlowMoFoe
• toggle

  This is something I learned in my Consultant days a long time ago and still do to this day. I specific... : bombay
  • toggle

    Holy crap. Wow? Thanks! To be honest, I like everything you said. I am going to try to keep my notebook o... : SlowMoFoe
    • My hand writting is horrid as well. But I can read what I write, and I really don't care if other people ... : bombay
• toggle

  But, you are SlowMoFoe ... if you were FastMoFoe, that'd be different. It might be time for a makeover... : sHugamom
  • ha ha ha ha ♥ U sHugamom. : SlowMoFoe
• tell her "im marrying you so you can organize me " : CoRDS
• toggle

  Do the most important stuff first thing in the morning. I like to write down stuff that needs to get don... : helvetica
  • I suppose its not literally 1000 things. Sorry if I disappointed anyone. I tend to exaggerate! Today I pr... : SlowMoFoe
• toggle

  Dump the unsupportive bitch, and get a job you can handle. You can't fight the tide, man. : MaJeStu
  • toggle

    I didn't say everything in my post. If it were a simple case of her being unsupportive or questioning her : SlowMoFoe
    • One of the best lessons I learned over the years - It is ok to go home with more on your plate than when ... : bombay
    • If she is being a bitch about the relationship not being easy mode right now, it can only get worse. Shit... : crazywigga
• I use the memo pad on my blackberry so much for when I am away from my desk. I also have a yahoo calen... : Jayx77
• It sounds like you're really determined to "get a fucking grip on shit," and that's really the key right : lefthighkick
• get a new fiancee : ditchbag

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 77 replies.

• toggle

  why does it need a woman's perspective if it's going on your dick? : SockMonkeh
  • toggle

    Well the barbed wire condoms covered sold poorly, so they decided to try something new. : perstephanie
    • no no I think he means why should we care about the woman's perspective, they are woman therefore they do... : sesmaster
    • toggle

      No, I meant mindfuck specifically. :) : SockMonkeh
      • toggle

        ...it was a gay joke. : SockMonkeh
        • I don't get it. : Super Sparker
        • toggle

          oh is it because i'm going to use them to plug a dude in the ass? : mindfuck
          • precisely : SockMonkeh
        • toggle

          In that case maybe he should buy another brand. : perstephanie
          • toggle

            Aw do I have to? I was kinda hoping to use them on my girlfriend. =[ : mindfuck
            • Yes, you have to. All comments made on the shack are legally binding. : perstephanie
    • Hmmm good idea. I want a condom that looks like a vicious shark. : pigvomit
  • toggle

    I think "women's perspective" means that it comes with a free diner if used. : HojuSimpson
    • toggle

      *dinner* Though a free diner with a condom sounds like a cool deal. : HojuSimpson
      • Some guy who wants to eat her out or a building full of greasy food? : perstephanie
  • bareback only : diddlyd
  • Women have a perspective? : re-verse
• toggle

  Trojan always seemed a poor choice for the name of a condom. Brings to mind pictures of little greek guy... : trove
  • toggle

    Now I have this image of little wooden condoms carrying tiny tiny soldiers into a vagina. Also I am laugh... : perstephanie
    • toggle

      They should have gone with Spartan as their name. Imagine the marketing slogans! : HojuSimpson
      • THIS... IS... CONTRACEPTION!!! : mindfuck
      • I can imagine the marketing people saying this: "Hey, the Spartans don't get their women pregnant!" ... : Maddog_Delphi97
      • toggle

        "A thousand tadpoles of the Persian Empire descend upon you! Our tadpoles will blot out the sun!" : HojuSimpson
        • toggle

          Then we will fuck in the shade. : mindfuck
          • aka fuck where the sun don't shine : SockMonkeh
    • Same here. My god thats terrible, but so so funny. : MacemanInTW
• Do they bitch and moan and spend your cash when you put them on your dick? : .sticks.
• black ones : PapaBoo
• mindfuck has been letting those safety briefings get to him. : xxiv
• toggle

  their vibrating cockring is fun : thaperfectdrug
  • tfo? : xxiv
• toggle

  True story: I bought extra thin condoms thinking that it was referring to the material itself. Little di... : Athlon7
  • I never knew that's what it meant. So that means that ultra thin and sensitive mean two entirely differe... : dltrem
  • toggle

    I'm totally not buying that that's what it means. I think you were right in the first place. : perstephanie
    • toggle

      it may mean just thin material, but i swear they are impossible for a normal man to wear. They try to cho... : TheTick
      • toggle

        Yeah exactly, I literally couldn't get it on : ( WTF is up with that? I really do think that it also me... : Athlon7
        • That's crazy. : perstephanie
        • It's a trick, it cuts off the circulation at the base of your dick when you can't feel anything, you don'... : snuff
    • hey, you're up to 5 replies in a condom thread! : porp
    • I haven't looked very hard, but this is the first Google link for "ultra thin condom." http://www.cond... : dltrem
  • ditto. There was no way in hell I could get one of those things on my dick. Made for tiny wanged people. : TheTick
  • This would be a great time to use the self-checkout ;) : Demius
  • toggle

    Negative: Thats not what it means. Elexa are SMALL in general. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=14569746... : SlowMoFoe
    • In before a bunch of little pee pee'd people post about how tight they were. they are a little bit snu : krym3
• There should be Narcissus brand condoms you can give to people when you want them to go fuck themselves. : mechanicalgrape
• I have had nothing but bad luck with Trojans. Much breakage. Lifestyles has always treated me well. ... : riptyde
• toggle

  so if its from a womens perspective i would assume it would deaden all feeling for the guy but they would... : donlo
  • toggle

    Maybe it just breaks ridiculously easily and comes with child support paperwork in the box? : mindfuck
    • toggle

      Yes. All women want babies. And we want to raise them alone, and we want half their genes to come from so... : perstephanie
      • i knew it. : mindfuck
      • As a male this sounds like an ideal situation! : zakk
      • THIS THREAD IS SERIOUS BUSINESS : sexninja!!!!
      • thread-shitter :( : Ebu
      • Yes; I've seen it happen. Next question, please. : CrustaR
      • perstephanie post : oHnOES
      • toggle

        http://lostinlouisville.com/blog/nutrigrain-baaaabies.jpg : helvetica
        • That commercial/spoof/whatever is one of my all-time favorites! : Bean
        • yikes : drucifer
      • So did you miss all of the facetious in this sub-thread on purpose just so you could rant or was this an ... : Ajax
      • toggle

        LOL SHE IS BACK YAY : felicia
        • she's been back for a while, get with it : SockMonkeh
    • toggle

      Maybe it's like a Cracker Jack box? Some have job promotions, some have a restraining order, some have a ... : HojuSimpson
      • That's more like it. : perstephanie
      • I want the decoder whistle : felicia
• when your done take it off and give it to the woman to cuddle with for 20mins. : CoRDS
• toggle

  Eh, i bought them because they were they were on sale at Ralph's. In general, we both find that the cond : krym3
  • toggle

    yes but how does HE feel about them? : VegasX
    • toggle

      You tell me. : krym3
      • toggle

        good comeback : scottythejock
        • Why you hatin' on the gay love! : krym3
• Yes. They're normal ones are small though :( : SlowMoFoe
• A "women's perspective" condom is not the way to go for masturbating. : johnny nada
• toggle

  What's wrong with Magnums? : MoreVespeneGas
  • You could fit an infant in one, and thats dangerous. : skitzo
  • If you say you prefer Magnums, the Shack will react with comments of how you're fooling yourself into thi... : pres589
• My GF loved the mint sensations, but for some reason we can't find them anywhere anymore. : rhuntley12

Thread Truncated. Click to see all 37 replies.

• toggle

  what's wrong with coldplay :( : xxiv
  • toggle

    I used to laugh at coldplay, use the "you know how i know you're gay..." joke for those that liked them, ... : pigvomit
    • toggle

      You know how I know you're gay? : weaselmeister
      • He had sex with the guy from Coldplay? : perstephanie
  • They work great as pop, but don't have any tension rise or resolution. Keane is even worse, with the furt... : sgtsanity
• toggle

  buckethead : not work safe
  • seconded. : Rag and Bone Man
  • he's from a diff planet, i can't help but pick my jaw off the floor whenever i watch him play. even after... : cygnus
• WE ARE! : SockMonkeh
• Dave Grohl : PapaBoo
• toggle

  Jack White, maybe? : sgtsanity
  • toggle

    Meg White is the next Neil Peart. : DonkeyPopsicle
    • Ugh. : slax0r
• I would say Tom Morello, but he seems to be "previous gen" by your standards. : Lone Swordsman
• dude from SOAD : thaperfectdrug
• Tom Morello, though I wasn't a huge fan of his work with Audioslave, the guy can create some of the catch... : cygnus
• bands with crazy soloists, or just great rock bands with noteworthy guitar elements to them? : liquidlies
• avril is probably the best of this generation. : CoRDS
• devin townsend? : lakren
• toggle

  Mainstream rock has not been about guitar solos for the longest time now : spiderfill
  • toggle

    it has also sucked for exactly the same amount of time : SockMonkeh
    • the solos were taken out cos the dead kennedys said they suck . : CoRDS
• Wolfmother? : Amnesty_intl2
• Metal-wise? http://www.myspace.com/tonydanzatapdanceextravaganza http://www.unearth.tv/ http://www.mes... : Rotten Deadite
• Those guys from Dragonforce. Not the tightest guitarists in the world, but holy shit does it sound awesom... : thecray
• toggle

  Stephen Malkmus, J Mascis, Mick Barr, Doug Martsch, Jonny Greenwood, Thurston Moore and Lee Ranaldo. : NastyJack
  • toggle

    The 48-year old Thurston Moore from 'Sonic Youth'? : MatthewPhillips
    • Yeah I just threw them in because they are still relevant to this generation. He's definitely an old dude... : NastyJack
• Tim Reynolds is a pretty amazing guitar player. : orgcaptainnemo
• toggle

  dimebag :( : Jayx77
  • toggle

    ^^^^ =( : fleabug
    • ^^ :( :( : oatmela
• john frusciante : aurealis
• Dave Navarro? John Petrucci? Kurt Rosenwinkle for jazz. : Cygnus X-1
• Rodrigo y Gabriela Maybe no one has heard them, but I cannot get over how awesome they are. http://www.y... : williamIII
• Joe Satriani and Steve Vai : Yoshifumi