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• I'll never forget the first time I listened to it. What a great listen. : alarm cock
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  also: fuck tomservo : filtersweep
  • quakecon 07 is gonna 0wn : sexninja!!!!
  • Well this explains why I tried to turn my penis into a Bloomin' Onion today with a potato peeler. : tomservo
• it's getting better all the time! : Postal
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  what about when it's 64? : Fyunch Click
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    his love life will be broken in half and so will his income and his assests : deep gray
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      will he still need it? Will he Still feed it? : Fyunch Click
      • when he's what age? : crummynz
    • so lovely Rita, she's leaving home? : Postal
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  He was never a Dr. was he? : Demius
  • mr. pib is a replica of dr. pepper. but a bullshit replica because he didn't get his degree... RIP : papaskot
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  also: fuck the beetles sorry, had to troll cuz filter trolled a beetles troll :( anyway i'll be leaving y : papaskot
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    i agree someone should shoot the guy who wrote those songs : cpt_gloval
    • lol : Slowtreme
• I agree. : rasputinreborn
• what about brian pepers? : jono181

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• :I : silentzero
• Umm, NO. : geneshifter

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• I thought the christmas special was a prequel to the first season : Gandalf

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  It's 15 second in and I hate her. : NastyJack
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    didnt even watch and i hate her youtube idiots are the dumbest thing on the internet : lakren
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      i'm also in love with the nutty filipino chick who imitates her family : multisync
      • blah blah love blah blah filipino chick blah blah blah SHOCKING!!! : action wombmate
    • That's what I was thinking before I watched it, but this chick doesn't seem that bad. : red2lucas
• same here, dayum : fathertime
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  agh stop talking out of the side of your mouth : synack
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    It's cute : red2lucas
    • i would agree if she had a sense of uncertainty or wasn't sure about herself or the content normally i... : synack
  • seriously, sagmouth talking like mary jo buttafuco : skunk_ape
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  What a cunt. hahah just kidding I didn't watch it. : theghostofsmdever
  • hahah.. : aurealis
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  i'd love to fuck her from behind with one hand pulling at that long hair and the other groping those tast... : multisync
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    I'd fuck her missionary, with both hands over her mouth. : pyros
    • That's what the ballgag is for : Ebu
• She's not really wrong, too bad she comes off as such a shrill harpy about it all. My spine feels funny ... : action wombmate
• I'm hypnotized by her eyebrow movements. : helvetica
• when does the mugging happen? : deep gray
• While I don't necessarily disagree with what she says in principle, I do disagree with her attitude and p... : Vantage
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  why the fuck is she lecturing at me? and why does she keep saying "us"? : kill9
  • wait, she's actually talking? I didn't even notice! : nyranger66
• she totally stole the crooked mouth thing from Allison Stokke. What a slut. : Degenerate
• when do we see her boobs? : Korban
• WHAT A FRESH SURPRISING PERSPECTIVE : Chris Remo
• I have an easy solution for this: Cock in her mouth. Swallow. Repeat. : laidback
• Hayyyyy miss thaaannng : tomservo
• LOL @ her blatant hypocracy. The attempt at getting her voice and sexy face/hair/tits out to many people... : ifallible
• I don't like that hairstyle so I can't listen to what she's saying. I THINK I'M TOO SUPERFICIAL! : yoonix

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• pix or it didnt happen : oHnOES
• no but that is pretty funny lol : kill9
• Lets see a before and after pic please, might be a chance you looked like a retard before the haircut. : oneshot
• yeah, just happened to me 2 days ago :( : ttyRazor
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  pics stat : eeeealmo
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    http://www.danrichardson.net/annex/images/haircut.jpg : drucifer
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      isnt that a famous reggae artist? : eeeealmo
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        yes. Natty McDrednuts : drucifer
        • thats what people used to call me :( : eeeealmo
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      that might be the stupidest thing I have ever seen on the internet, and that's saying something : strider_
      • it is! : drucifer
    • Hahaha, awesome. : timmie
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  I've never gotten really bad results, but sometimes the stylists can be really dense when trying to compr : action wombmate
  • Apparently hair grows at different rates depending on location, according to one "stylist" I asked. *s... : SwiftyPants
• Also just to top it off he made my side burns pointy. It looks ridiculous... I just cut off my sideburns ... : judoka2
• Yes. Today. I said take a fucking inch off all around. I don't see how this translates into take a fuckin... : pyros
• That's why I cut my hair by myself, CONAIR for the win =) : Izakhar
• No. I haven't switched barbers in over three years. In fact, I don't even have to tell her how to cut my ... : The Key
• it's hair... it'll grow back - just wear a hat til it does. : beastrabban
• Pics already! : Drewus
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  That's why I pay 60.00 for my haircut. : Athlon7
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    60 bucks? Seriously? : dixieboi
    • Yep, after taxes and tip it comes to about 70.00. It's a really great (and of course gay) guy at Toni an... : Athlon7
• Hey, at least you didn't get a free hair cut on the companies dime. : skitzo
• you gotta clarify better than "Short, but not too short" ;) : paravis
• Fuck that shit. Flowbee is cheap and fast and get the job done right. : eldiablo01
• First Choice Haircutters is like a box of choclates... : ShadowRam

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• a lot of water : drucifer
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  vodka+red bull : strider_
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    aye, space out 3 or 4 of those with shots in between and you'll be well set. : changejar419
    • It's better with tequila : sroylance
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  I hear coffee or other caffeinated beverages can help keep a person awake, but that's just what I've hear... : tunis5000
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    I need to get drunk. Next week the network admin is out and i'm all alone. Tonight I need to be shit fa... : wykd
    • Irish coffee : hbalce1
    • I missed the drunk part, sorry bout that. Well I like Ice Cappuccinos with Baileys and/or Kahlua : tunis5000
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  alright, one Kaffee Hiroshima coming right up. you'll need: a good old filter coffee machine, a cup and ... : AbortedFetusChristi
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    oh, you said drink as in getting drunk. I guess you could pour some vodka in that without affecting the t... : AbortedFetusChristi
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      I think whiskey might be good with that. Thanks. : wykd
      • actually yeah, whiskey would go better with it than vodka. keep in mind that your stomach lining will hat... : AbortedFetusChristi
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    wait ... pour the brewed liquid BACK into the back of the machine? Are you crazy? Thats one way to kill a... : SlowMoFoe
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      didn't kill the ones we used it with. probably harmful to rodents and small children though : AbortedFetusChristi
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        no but, it would leave the inside of the coffee machine caked in ... coffee gunk. How do you clean that s... : SlowMoFoe
        • Was wondering the same. You using a coffee filter machine, or a Moka Express (http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... : code-e255
• there's a vodka called V2 with taurine and caffeine in it, i had it mixed with red bull and it made me 0_ : mattsull85
• rum and coke : Boxelder
• Jolt Cola. : RevRaven
• Irish coffee is the only logical answer : Frozen Pixel
• Coffee + Sobroso! : Sylvanus

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  I want this bad, but do I have to pay? : marmite
  • I'm a basic member and they let me in. : Lionel2b
  • nm, they make it really hard to find the bit where you sign up for basic membership. I was trying to sign... : marmite
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  Oh awesome, thanks for the heads up. Downloading now... seems like their download manager is the way to g... : Noobler
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    Yeah, I just installed the dl manager too. I like it. : freshyk
    • Agreed, it's faster for me, and I can pause if I want to... :) : code-e255
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  Yet another US only beta. Boo... : GrimmyD
  • Change your account to say US, apparently this works. : Athlon7
• thanks : USteppin
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  Awesome, trying to download now but when my estimated start time gets down to about 1:00 left, it gets bu... : skankcore
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    mine is doing this too :( : aeg1x
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      finally worked :) 250kb, not bad for a free service (it ain't no fileshack though...) : skankcore
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        yep mine just started too... I guess they fixed whatever was fucking it up. : aeg1x
        • Well stop it, my speed just went down :P : skankcore
• So wtf, the download manager refuses to close. gg gamespot. : famine101

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  attention whore^^^^^^^^^^^^ : conandan
  • Nope. Listening to moving music. That's all. There's more to it and I'll be happy to share. Felicia a... : Sylvanus
• I think human knowledge and perception is finite, so yeah I'll jump on that wagon. : cpt_gloval
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  Almost absolutely. We are finite critters in an infinite universe. It is conceivable that we don't have... : Thresher
  • I feel awed every time I open my refrigerator... that's a lot of mashed taters! : MagicWishMonkey
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  What kind of a question is that? Something more that we know? You'd be stupid to admit we know everything... : crummynz
  • Agreed. The mention of religion puts the question in a different context than may be intended. : DinK
• I've been to the sixth dimension. Its not that great. : silent prophet
• Yes. : dognose

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  i was looking through that guy's art and was kinda disappointed, seems like generic fantasy stuff http... : lakren
  • No, these http://www.tor.com/erikson/ are generic and boring. :( The UK covers are pretty sweet, IMO. : Magus
• this series sounds very interesting, but is it almost done? id love to just get it all at once and have a... : deep gray

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• i just came : father_crown
• come on we need 3 more guys! : headbone
• no drugs?? "( : ghost hacker
• huhwtf? : sroylance
• sausagefest : judasen

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• THi siw hy you don't use machines when you masturbate :( : pigz

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• lamb of god Opeth In Flames etc : burning eye
• http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=19913000&MyToken=4f406991-e8cd-... : romulan

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• Can it boot Vista off Boot Camp? : yoonix
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  How many seconds per frame? : Fred Garvin
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    and people say mac users are arrogant : manero
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      That's arrogance? It's a fucking joke pal. Seriously, how can a virtualized PC run as fast as on that isn... : Fred Garvin
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        The speed difference is unnoticeable if you have enough memory because virtualization is built into the c... : boomstickah
        • There is the question of graphics subsystem overhead here. : Toraz Chryx
        • well its unnoticeable unless your a picky motherfucker who does sound design and production :D <3 ... : boomstickah
      • How can you even add and subtract numbers so fast on a piece of silicon?! It's crazy! Hardware virtua... : Amadan
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        Your mac hate is just funny: http://www.shacknews.com/jazz/search2.x?query=mac&user=Fred+Garvin&type=a... : ErneX
        • Hey Genius, how about checking the posts that come up in that search where I say I will probably buy a Ma... : Fred Garvin
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  i don't understand the differences between parallels and bootcamp. I figured it was just software that m... : burning eye
  • bootcamp = boots the machine into windows parallels = run windows in a window under MacOS : Toraz Chryx
  • oh lord parallels is 1000000% cooler than bootcamp. Parallels lets your run windows while running OS ... : boomstickah
  • Boot Camp basically allows you to create a partition and install Windows onto that partition. You have to... : yoonix
• about time they added snapshots : electroly
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  Q: Would this be a good solution for my brother who just bought a MacBook Pro and wants to play games lik... : SlowMoFoe
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    It's hard to say without actually using it to see what the performance is like. I can tell you that graph... : yoonix
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      hmm ... well he isnt really savvy enough to do a dual-boot solution, and I'm not able to help him with th... : SlowMoFoe
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        Hmm, is it possible to do Dual-Boot on a mac without reinstalling OSX? (For your average dumb mac user, t... : SlowMoFoe
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          http://images.apple.com/macosx/bootcamp/pdf/Boot_Camp_Beta_Setup_Guide_v1.2.pdf : Toraz Chryx
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            Thank you Toraz. I will pass this along to him. tl;dr y/n? : SlowMoFoe
            • y : Toraz Chryx
        • Oh, yeah, it's cake (seriously). You just have to use Boot Camp to resize the main partition and install ... : yoonix
• Now Apple needs to add NVIDIA cards to their laptops. : ThereCanBeOnlyOneCat
• Awesome! : ventro

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• Sad.............. : pun][sher
• Strange that a pig of that size would not generate attention being a pet, I mean come on it's a huge fuck... : shortbuscaptain

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• the server : deep gray
• I'll be down in a few, hang on!! >:) : Maddog_Delphi97
• GIIGIIIIGIGIGI!!!! : virus
• IGI 11 on italy : mista mista
• 14 on office : Maddog_Delphi97

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  If you've already beaten Gears, I'd say definitely go for Crackdown. : qwpeoriu
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    although i don't know if crackdown offers co-op over splitscreen if you need that : qwpeoriu
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      sadly, last time I checked it did not : MikkleThePickle
      • damn, it looked promising too :/ : aelius
• um, Halo 1/halo 2. Something not like gears, Marvel ultimate alliance. I'm sure plenty others are out t... : paravis
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  crackdown, end thread. : ant_hillbilly
  • ugh ya there right no split screen, my bad. : ant_hillbilly
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  Earth Defense Force 2017 : rasputinreborn
  • ^ only if you like fun games though : crummynz
  • Just picked this up from blockbuster, thanks dudes : aelius
• Marvel Ultimate Alliance. I'm not a comic book fan, but the game is cool. Wolverine and Deadpool ftw. : tsuba
• Lego Star Wars ][. No blood. Just bricks. : Fyunch Click
• Rainbow Six Vegas : nurikabe
• Hope you weren't planning on getting a ton of acheivements out of it :B : rasputinreborn

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• Well, better than used probably? Not all refurbisheds are going to be the same. What monitor is it? : paravis
• Was it an fw900? : paravis
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  i have one. it is getting old now and is pretty fuzzy. i won't buy another CRT again. : d0pamine
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    agreed; I gave up on CRTs last year because a new one that I bought seemed out of focus. : the archvile
    • get this: I bought an fw900 (the legendary 24in best of the best CRT) used. Screens in flawless shape. ... : paravis
    • I gave up in... 2004 I think it was, when a new Iiyama VisionMaster Pro 514/HM204DT was completely hopele... : Toraz Chryx
• depends how good their QA/RMA dept is. Changing a tube won't guarantee you a good monitor, and neither d... : BobBarker

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  google a video game 'rocker' chair : jane911
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    the good ones seem to be 70+ :( : Bantis
    • $70+ is reasonable for a comfy chair. I got a microsuede office chair for about $120, and it's a steal. S... : drhazard

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• ya dun gat er'd : paravis

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  gj getting out of rochester. it's a trap. : Yanks
  • thanks, its about fucking time (24 years ) : papaskot
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  not so sure hadley's going to be all that different. western ma and upstate ny sort of all just blend in... : beastrabban
  • well at least there's less lake effect snow. I had a college roommate from Rochester, and he showed me a... : the archvile
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  That area is very nice. Most of western MA reminds me of deliverance, but Hadley/Amherst is a beacon of ... : sroylance
  • maybe I should visit; I went to Springfield once, and it reminded me of the worst parts of downtown Bosto... : the archvile

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  X10 tuberculosis? I Googled... O_o : tomservo
  • XDR-TB is what it is called, I just forgot the name when I wrote my post. I think that is TB with bloom a... : haiku
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    Tiny, Wireless, phlegmmy : drucifer
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      and with a ad campaign far beyond it's size. : Fyunch Click
      • well, you never know where it will popup. : drucifer
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  http://www.tv-b-gone.com/ : manero
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    The site makes it look fake, yet I must have this. : tomservo
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      I have one, it works. : manero
      • On any and all televisions I presume? I'm buying one. : tomservo
• Lou Dobbs will not be denied. : Thresher
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  We have to get cable because I always have cnn on. : not work safe
  • You barely know how to read : haiku
• any of the main stream media outlets are like that... garbage : ghost hacker
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  Thats a good question, I've always wondered how much an hour of TV actually costs. : skitzo
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    That is an hour minus capital expenditures though. So things like broadcasting stations, cabling, the gen... : haiku
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      I know on average a 30 second spot on primetime cost 30~40k, there are generally 15 minutes of commercial... : skitzo
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        Also, I wonder if they get money from the cable companies to broadcast their stuff. They prolly do. : skitzo
        • Damn.. i need to make my own network. : skitzo
• I listen to NPR and the BBC for my news. Don't care much for CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, or the local news; it... : the archvile

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  Microphone Mute, my friend. Microphone Mute. : EvilDolemite
  • I did that, he went around trying to melee me in the back for the rest of the level. : Qapf
• take off your headset helps, keep it plugged in. Or mute, but thats crazy talk., : paravis
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  Boy, I'm really missing out on so much fun in online gaming. : Rotten Deadite
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    With your friends, it's fun. : EvilDolemite
    • Without your friends, its hell : Qapf
• Oh god, im playing 2v2 training now and my teammate doesn't speak english : Qapf

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• But it's not June 1 : TastyWheat
• http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=14507780 : GrimmyD
• oh didnt know anyone replied : ke_rico

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  Jesus that brings me back to the old Sega Cd days. : skitzo
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    Old Sega Cd days? Story time!! : Maddog_Delphi97
    • Jurassic Park on sega cd had the same setup, you click a direction that was available and you walked towa... : skitzo
• http://mashable.com/2007/05/31/top-15-google-street-view-sightings/ More cool shit found on Google Str... : Maddog_Delphi97
• i like how all the searches are always for museums. : ibrokn
• holy shit, you can 'drive' down the streets!!!! soon everything will be on google maps ... skynet? : ghost hacker

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  Expect to be getting chicks soon. : skankcore
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    chick... car only has two seats :( : ghost hacker
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      It has a trunk! Actually, no, I think that went away with the stage 3 weight reduction. Come to think o... : Arcanum
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        I was just about to ask about a trunk but the PRL said "NO." : skankcore
        • Yeah, that little car is just shy of B-class. I think I'm getting close to the limit of how far it can g... : Arcanum

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  You need to expand on that. WHY is it that Duke3d's level design > Half-Life's? : Maddog_Delphi97
  • I think you know why... : Lionel2b
  • strippers... : Demius
  • Levelord : ifallible
• Nah. : EvilDolemite

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• Only thing I can suggest is make sure the correct audio driver is selected in the Audio options, and your... : hunterkiller
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  What kind of soundcard? I think Sonar no supports ASIO as an in/out method for interfacing with the card.... : Halen
  • no = now : Halen

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• They've been going down hill for a while. I still use them, because the price is hard to beat, but my pat... : Thresher
• I was getting about 500k last night. : crummynz
• Last night it was still maxing out my line at about 700K/sec. I'm not home to test it right now though. : skunk_ape
• ISPs sometimes throttle newsgroup ports as well, just fyi. I assume usenetserver lets you connect via a ... : paravis
• I've tested a ton of hosts, and the best I've found value wise is newshosting $14/m. Max speed you can g... : paravis

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  spoiler? : biskits
  • It's a deleted scene from a movie. I don't think it's a spoiler. : Maddog_Delphi97
  • http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/9137/untitled12os2.jpg god what a waste of time : deep gray
• Hahahah, that was hilarious : Thresher
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  Holy shit that was hilarious. I love how the guy in the background is trying to control his laughter. : Drewus
  • You can also tell that the girl is laughing. : Drewus
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  another one, hehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=154KVUTpe7A can't wait to see this movie! : Frozen Pixel
  • hahah awesome : SatansFist
• oh god, that's the dude from that "what's it gonna be" song/video. love it. : Supine
• the 'cause I was bangin my wife' part was the best : ghost hacker

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• I'd love to see this stuff on them when they get older. Will definitely be more funny. But by then they'l... : Lionel2b
• APPLAUSE : TastyWheat
• wow, that took me a second. awesome. : sammyl

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  I just did what you're trying to do with Audacity, although I have a regular line-in mic. Enabling "What-... : skankcore
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    Where does it mute the mic exactly? Within Audacity, or in the windows volume control? : mechanicalgrape
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      Windows volume control. : skankcore
      • I think I might need to get a line-in mic, this usb one doesn't seem to want to cooperate. : mechanicalgrape
• i've been using audacity to record some beats I have been making through fruity loops... twice a week me ... : ghost hacker

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• Who cares? Get a warranty from wherever you purchase it. I just got my 360 over the weekend and it's fu... : wykd
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  Costco. : WorkParticle
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    O shi, what are the prices! : krym3
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      509.99 from costco bundled with gears of war http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11181368... : hbalce1
      • my recommendation as well.... from personal experience. Get this and you'll be set. : MikkleThePickle
• Just buy two and you should be good : Lionel2b
• I would guess its somewhere around 8% : Shadowdane
• Happy geeks play 360. Unhappy geeks complain on the internet. That's why it seems so skewed. : TastyWheat
• Even if it fails after 6 months, the ~10 days turnaround for a new one from MS is totally worth all the f... : rasputinreborn

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• The Montage! : cltcprd (#4172) « : sigpro