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  how much better is the new job? don't abandon ship if it's only a slight improvement. : Postal
  • Its wayyyy better. Bit more money, way cooler people to work with, closer to where I live, private insura... : theghostofsmdever
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    Well I called the recruiter and she said thanks for nothing dick in a very passive aggressive English way... : theghostofsmdever
    • gg dude!! : dodob
    • Haha. At least you were straightforward about it. GL in your new job! : nomaad
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      er, maybe you should have secured job #2 first... : aethyr
      • agreed : AMikaboshi
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  If you call them and tell them, there will be no guilt. It is worse for the recruiter to have someone not... : drucifer
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    Well I was going to write a letter and tell them. I wasn't supposed to start until Tuesday. I just got th... : theghostofsmdever
    • Holy crap. Fucking call man. Doing that via a letter is sorta lame. : zakk
• Call and thank them for the opportunity, but no. Just be honest. : melt_core
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  Call them and tell them that you want more money. : DingoStoleMyBaby
  • I didn't really want to work there in the first place. It was with a big evil insurance company : theghostofsmdever
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  Unless you signed a contract with them just call them up and thank them but say you have reevaluated your... : Crimsonbeak
  • Even if he signed you still have a few days to withdraw, no? : melt_core
• Ages ago I applied for 2 jobs, I started one, went to work on my first day and when I got home I had a me... : marmite
• call them, fuck it. they wouldn't think twice if they had foudn a better guy : moshman
• Don't be a dick. Give them a call. : Drewus
• dude you're smdever, just don't even show up to the first job and let them think you are dead or somethin... : kill9
• i would much rather write than call, but i gotta say you should probably call them in this case. : changejar419

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• His best line comes later. :) : cerealSAM2
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  the actor portraying him in the movie is gonna have to be phenomenal. : shavenewok
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    in this subthread pick the actor to play Rorschach : smax
    • Thomas Haden Church : woddemandred
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      this is gonna sound weird but stay with me here Joe Piscopo! : smax
      • That would be brilliant. I'd even settle for Cillian Murphy as well. : drbriefs
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      In a movie magazine, someone suggested Paddy Considine, I think on the strenth of Dead Mans Shoes alone h... : scottythejock
      • Cillian Murphy? : shavenewok
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      Christian Bale. : -efx-
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        Too pretty, he's meant to be ugly. : yoshimi20
        • ^^^ this guy is a fgt ;) : jbury
    • Carrot Top : cerealSAM2

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  Utah's really feeling the fact Williams is not 100%. I think Utah's be a lot closer if he could play lik... : Scrimbo Obeer
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    Utah had no chance in this series. Everything that they are good at the Spurs do better. I figured it wou... : Pettytheft
    • It's sad, really. The Jazz seem so... demoralized. : Scrimbo Obeer
    • so true. what's sad is that although the spurs own the jazz (and have for many years), the jazz would hav... : but why
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  every game in the cavs/pistons series has come down to the wire. that series really should be 3-1 clevela... : maulla
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    I know man, those 79-81 games are SOOOO intense. Damn! I just wish they'd start scoring more. So dull.... : boomstickah
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      its ok, you arent used to watching teams that can play effective defense. : maulla
      • EXCITING BASKETBALLS ... : boomstickah
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        im pretty sure it's that the teams play horrific mefirst-ball, not the defense. : the_doctor
        • im pretty sure you have no idea what youre talking about in relation to this series. especially in rel... : maulla
• hes coming back for more, timmy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0GiPPR_pG8 : maulla
• Man, the Jazz got nuked off the face of the earth. Spurs keep playing like that, they'll have another tit... : mmogger
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  Watching the Spurs in the playoffs is like watching an instructional video on the fundamentals of basketb : Bean
  • we need to clone a team of jordans : reverend~heresy

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  he's reading an email joke from 1996 : boring gegtik
  • Geez they don't call you boring for nothing do they : red2lucas
• haha ;) true. : melt_core
• haha! This is great!! : peter

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  the curse of monkey island : AbortedFetusChristi
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    i honestly can't think of a better series of adventure games. even thought 3 and 4 weren't as good, st... : shavenewok
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      psst lucasarts : dodob
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        GODDAMN IT I READ THAT AS SIERRA. : dodob
        • o_O What the?!?! : voodooraze
• Shock Troopers : gingerninja
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  I just bought Grim Fandango : TastyWheat
  • oh how I envy you :) : MikkleThePickle
  • I fucking suck at that game, the puzzles just feel so obscure. I'm fine with some adventure games, but no... : node
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  Planescape: Torment (and it was indeed as awesome as promised) : jbury
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    i have that, i've had it for a year and a half and never got around to installing it. i suck : shavenewok
    • Do yourself a favour and install it right now - you won't regret it /shill : jbury
  • High on my list. Never finished an Infinity Engine game. I've played, lost the save and restarted BG2 so ... : node
  • i just bought that :) : delataur
• Starcraft, Full Throttle, Planescape: Torment. All played for the first time in the last year, all still ... : rock elf
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  Day of the Tentacle. Holy shit was it awesome. : treefingers1
  • I still think Laverne is a great character :) : Postal
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  I'm enjoying The Longest Journey at the moment. The puzzles are fucked up though. "Inflate the punctured ... : peanut-
  • haha yeah the puzzles in that game are pretty bad, but the game itself is really good. Great story and ch... : Anti_dentite
• Discworld: Noir. :) That was a pretty cool game. Not nearly as kickass as the first Discworld game wit... : SilverSnake
• Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis. : dodob

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• I'll have a number one, with curly fries and a pepsi : fletch_
• I worked for them for 15 years. Good luck. : marblehead

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• Ahh how reads the front page anyways.. nuke plz. : stonedonkey

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• :-( you don't like metroid. that makes me weep. : dahanese
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  Wow...you should turn in your gamer card. The game is a blast. : melkore
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    Having to scan everything is getting quite tedious, and I can't get used to the controls. : furiouscrak
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      tip: you don't HAVE to scan everything. there is very little that has to be scanned for you to progress. ... : pyide
      • I probably wouldn't have beaten it without hint mode :/ : crummynz
• Ugh... I have nothing to say to you. : K1Bond007
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  Its an FPS! First Person Scanner. But is there anything more fun than rolling around in morph ball for... : thaperfectdrug
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    Yeah, that's why it's kinda boring... but the story seems like it could get pretty cool, I'd like to see... : furiouscrak
    • Its worth it. I hated the button-look, and the respawing creatures, and the progress-bar hell of scanning : thaperfectdrug
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  I am forced to agree. I was never really absorbed into Metroid Prime. I was so spoiled by the absolute ... : Omaha
  • Give it up, man. Metroid Prime is at least as good. At least. : omnova
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  Phendrana Drifts is one of the coolest areas in the entire game IMO, so if you don't like that section th... : qwpeoriu
  • oh crap i guess i should have spoiler'd that, but it's just a frickin' name : qwpeoriu
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    Fair enough. I've just got there. I am starting to wonder whether I am just tired of the chozo ruins le : furiouscrak
    • The pirates are coming man. You'll encounter more of them before long. : ConfusedUs
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      Phendrana is awesome. The Chozo ruins suck. Things are about to get real cool, stick with it. : Modica Sol Solis
      • The Chozo ruins are great until those goddamned Chozo Ghosts show up. They take forever to kill, even wit : ConfusedUs
    • Fighting the space pirates is cool just because of the music. : crummynz
• The game is all about adventure, and immersion/atmosphere. I felt the same way sometimes, but it was j... : megarust32
• I pretty much felt the same way as you and forgot to play it at roughly that point. : Eej
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  The first time I saw Phendrana Drifts was the first time I said to myself, "This game really is a masterp... : Yanks
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    hah, same thing for me really. Right when I got to Phendrana Drifts I was like "ok this is one of the bes... : haiku
    • I loved the music in Phendrana Drifts, and how it seemed to match up so perfectly with the environment. : crummynz
• Prime 1 and 2 is everything done right in a game. Absolute perfection. : Madwacker
• The game is awesome, but I never managed to beat the last boss. Even though I once watched a speedrun mov... : razorblade79

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  Cars! Circles! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! : omnova
  • I hope you slip and fall right off of the internet forever. : Ajax
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  They'll be gone in two weeks : genjuro
  • QQ You complain about the shack black collective (SBC) being against you and then this. : boomstickah
  • ASSHOLE Jump in. : Ajax
• yah I had a blast tonight.. will be up for more tomorrow! :D : Shadowdane
• HWM? IS THERE A HWM AJAX : TastyWheat
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  I'm not buying this game and I'm covering my monitor with Post-it notes until the hype dies. : pwnage1232
  • FORZA 2 IS SO GOOD IT WASHED MY DISHES!!!! : Drewus
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  Do you put rims on all your cars : tomservo
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    are there stairs in your house? : boomstickah
    • Are you in Europe? : tomservo
  • Stay the fuck out of my racing game threads. : Ajax
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  someone please tell me to buy this over ArmA! : Bantis
  • buy it. its more fun than jerking off in the sink! : porp
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    Do you have a decent PC? If yes, buy ArmA. If not, buy Forza 2. : Drewus
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      I do, but like i mentioned in the earlier thread, I spent like 100+ hours on gran turismo 4, and every re... : Bantis
      • Go for Forza 2 then, it's guaranteed fun if you like cars (which you obviously do) and want to smash into... : Drewus
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    sell a customer some bullshit spend an extra hour installing it and buy both : boomstickah
    • haha I'm saving up right now; the only reason I'm buying a game is i've got a 66 bucks of instore credit : Bantis
  • haha, as if you'd need someone to tell you to do that : cam3lt0sis
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    To add to the "buy it" reasons. If you've played the demo of Forza 2, the full release is actually bette... : SolrFlare
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      How much control do you have over the customization? I'm really interested in that : Bantis
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        Moreso than in the GT series : Drewus
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          well, how does it compare to gran turismo? Do you have a lot of tuning options? Parts? etc : Bantis
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            No idea, i'm going off what i've read in reviews and on the official forums. All i know is, the custom... : Drewus
            • Also engine/exhaust modifications supposedly change the note of the car. Sure it's pointless, but it's st... : Drewus
    • Yup... I have to say it's probably the best racer I have played in years; well worth the purchase. It ... : NoCopy
• Yeah, that was good stuff tonight. I should have my 914 up to A class by tomorrow night though. Then I ... : SolrFlare
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  I'd get this, but you fuckers never helped me get going with GRAW2. So suck it. : brickmatt
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    blah blah blah blah brickmatt post blah blah : Ajax
    • Oh my lol, Ajax. Ok, this is now on the top of my Gamefly queue, so you wheel-using assholes can rape me... : brickmatt
• Blargh, I hope that race I disconnected from didn't hose the game like what happens sometimes with the Ha... : Noobler
• I suck so bad at that game. I was over at Patch-E's for a couple hours last night playing Halo 3 and I s : ThomW

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  what did you expect? you're buying a pokemon game. i have no idea how this transition from pokemon from... : arizona bay
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    lol, i was actually joking with her about it while my friends gave me shit. it is exactly what i expecte... : yAak
    • yeah, umm.... it's for my kid sister... I swear : drucifer
    • Your friends just aren't thinking about it properly. It's basically pit-fighting animals wrapped in a cu... : Arcanum
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      Did she meet the NTS 615 requirements? : GodZilly
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        jesus christ, how many engineers are shackers?! : steve_o
        • I thought it was an ISO standard? Damn Bl1ngBl1ng... : GodZilly
  • Don't hate the player, hate the game. : NastyJack
  • Red/Green/Blue came out before the cartoon series, hype, etc. And they've been slowly building up depth o... : geedeck
  • Pretty much everything involving Pokemon is trash, except the games. : Orange Pylon
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  dude, amazon. : Deathlove
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    ...delivered in a plain brown wrapper, for privacy. : freezejeans
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      With NOT PENIS CREME POKEMON written on the outside! : Bean
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        Hey, that's #3 on www.urbandictionary.com http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plain%20brown... : Barbarian
        • It's from a famous SNL skit with Steve Martin - http://www.jibjab.com/view/131160 : Bean
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  you should tell her you that you wouldn't have to buy it if she did more than just lay there during sex. : ibrokn
  • this would have been a perfect response, no joke : Modica Sol Solis
• The 7 yr. old kid (owner's kid) at a local chinese restaurant spent half of an hour trying to convince me... : mindmann
• punch her in the face. i get weird looks wherever i go playing pokemon and i don't give a crap. i'm aweso... : dahanese
• after playing it a bit, i dont hate you all... mostly : yAak
• I'm still resisting it. You fuckers are making it hard though. : tfboc
• shoulda said "BITCH SLAP I CHOOSE YOU!!!" : donlo
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  Show her your penis next time. She'll stop laughing. : Sturm08
  • or laugh even harder.... : SMBYourFather
• If this hype continues, I will have to buy a NDS just for pokemon. Or I buy the 3rd gen GBA version (can ... : razorblade79
• go back tomorrow. POKEMANZ LET ME SHOW U THEM : dodob
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  why is everyone getting diamond and not pearl? :( : dodob
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    what's the difference? i got my gf pearl and i've been thinking of getting diamond, just cause you gotta... : esmokah
    • There's so many jokes of a sexual nature in there I don't even know where to begin : xcmantis
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      mikecyb explained it best: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=14457106 the pearl has a pink cover. the ... : dodob
      • haha! : esmokah
• She probably secretly wanted you to to flip her over the counter and bone her there and then. : node

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• Mario vs. Donkey Kong is great. It's perfect as a portable title. : Pneum0
• Fire Emblem! : omnova
• i'm playing minish cap, and it's been a lot of fun so far. advanced wars is cool, but it can get frus... : mindmann
• bump? : whodares
• advance wars, super mario, metroid, castlevania, final fantasy games : fsck
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  a few of my favorites: aria of sorrow advance wars 1/2 mario golf mario tennis metroid zero mission ... : pyide
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    I was thinking the zelda games might be fun too. I like RPGs. : whodares
    • if you haven't played link to the past, definitely get that. minish cap is good too, but i never finished... : pyide
    • mario golf and tennis have a lot of RPG elements. both were made by camelot, who did the golden sun games... : pyide
• I saw a kid playing a totally sweet shiny yellow GBA SP :o : dodob
• mario kart is pretty sweet : flasher 907

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  masturbation : Bean
  • Abso-fucking-lutely : Madwacker
  • furiously : FrayLo
• Well, hm. Have you any issues with the slow torture and murder of innocents? : eldersveld
• Water boarding always worked for me. : soggybagel
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  It takes a while, but meditation is awesome when done correctly. : skitzo
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    But where, or how can I learn this? Is it something that can be learned on my own, or do I need to go to ... : angrytaxman
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      I've read a few books on it, and have practiced for years. The key is relaxing your body to a point wher... : skitzo
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        Any recomendations on books to read? : angrytaxman
        • Mediation - Jose Lorenzo - Fuentes was the first book i got in the military. : skitzo
• I concentrate on specific thing. Sometimes it'll be a place i've been to. I'll try to remember the emotio... : mista mista
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  after reading the last line of your post i have conluded that you're doomed :( those were my two suggesti... : SockMonkeh
  • I knew they'd be quite common so I threw that in at the end. : angrytaxman
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  Have some scotch. : ant_hillbilly
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    failed in reading comprehension ===> : ant_hillbilly
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      Admit it, you're drunk right now :) : angrytaxman
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        he's probably pretty relaxed too! : SockMonkeh
        • ROFL! : code-e255
• Sure, I meant to write up a meditation guide anyway, here's a short version. First off if you are stre... : grandmasterlee
• strenuous excercise really helps me with the controlled breathing afterwards, you may want to pound out s... : PlanetPerfecto
• I do this. Sit with palms up in your lap, 5 breaths, hold each fora 5 count, last being the biggest/longe... : oldschoolbob-o
• Either jsut chill the hell out and realize your going to die anyway, or if you want a natural drug take ... : locater16
• swimming laps. You don't get all sweaty, but you get enough of a workout that your body becomes drained a... : Megara9
• lifting and angry music : cam3lt0sis
• i spin poi, but it is very frustrating to learn and you might be counteracting what you are trying to do ... : esmokah
• food is nice : RikiTiki2
• kickboxing. get a free standing punch bag and go nuts : steve_o
• I like to strangle myself with shoelaces whilst masturbating onto my feet... that helps : jbury

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  Shrek 1 and 2 were horrible, ugly, unfunny pieces of shit. I don't expect Shrek 3 to be any better. : Serpico74
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    Thanks, I know whose opinion I'm not listening to. : BlackCat9
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      Writing = shitty pop culture dependant crap Character design = ugly Art direction = ugly Lighting = ug... : Serpico74
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        I'd have to agree on all accounts. : Drewus
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          The Shrek 3 billboards blew my mind. There were a bunch near me that were focused on different characters... : Serpico74
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            I thought 1 and 2 looked pretty good for the art direction. It's a damn cartoon style movie, not a realis... : jonas54
            • It's a damn cartoon style movie, not a realistic CGI movie. Yes. Style and design matters even more in : Serpico74
• Word on the street is, it's not all that great. Check it out if you like Shrek I guess. I was never a fan... : Drewus
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  I thought Shrek 2 was funnier and better than Shrek 3. : Mmmmmoo
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    yeah.. they have kids in this one. I anticipate many pute/poop/tiny-fart/tiny-burp jokes : Megara9
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      that word was supposed to be "puke". Urgh. I should really go to bed : Megara9
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        you shouldn't go to bed right now, the donut shop will open in half an hour. also, I haven't seen shre... : AbortedFetusChristi
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          well I can't argue with persuasion like that! :) "want to pop round to the shop?" "you've just been ... : Megara9
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            "Annette - that Sergeant Angel's coming into your shop. Get a look at his arse." : AbortedFetusChristi
            • heehee! I love you so much right now. : Megara9
        • The kids aren't in the vast majority of the movie, if that helps. : DinK
• I liked Shrek 2 better, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit : MikkleThePickle
• I don't really remember it much. After we got all seated i snuck out for 10-15 and ordered a couple drin... : romulan
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  3 was nothing special. 1 had charm and the jokes, 2 was moderately better, but the only part of 3 that w... : dopeman
  • sorry, zeppelin :( : dopeman
• Terrible. Avoid. : nomaad
• There was one scene that made it all worthwhile for me, and it involved the gingerbread man. Fuck, I stil... : drbriefs
• Shrek is one of the worst animated movie franchises ever. Everything serpico said is true. : -efx-
• It was good. I enjoyed the 3. I tend not to compare them to other movies. It is either good or bad for me... : razlebol

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  i'm competing at louisville : Zibro
  • haha, good luck! maybe we'll see ya on the teevee? but then you really don't need luck with your gay h : pyide

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• I had a feeling it would suck when Major Nelson described it as "the highly anticipated demo" and yet I'd... : Balboa

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  If you want easy, try Sony Vegas : ctlaltl33t
  • I whole heartedly agree with this. Spend a couple of days with this program and you'll get some nice edit... : drbriefs
• I'd say Final Cut Express (or Studio if you're serious), but I doubt you're about to buy a whole new comp... : Postal

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  Here http://img372.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whinyfagothg0.jpg : oneshot
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    haha.. god job : naabster
    • + one more "o" : naabster
  • don't be jealous = ) : Break
  • Dont hate the Playa : Githyanki

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• repost not report. i'm going back to bed. : jonin

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• At last people will know! They thought I was a shill when I said it was the best game I got to play at E3... : Borzoi
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  Sounds fun :( no vista or 360 : megarust32
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    Heh, I got the achievement that said someone on the server was playing on PC, but I can't say I've run in... : Vincent Grayson
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      Or the Live Gold subscription plan required for voice chatting to more than one person at a time. Not ... : GreatGooglyMoogly
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        Hmm. $50 a year for enhanced online play for Halo2, Shadowrun, and UNO (later this year). That's quite ... : capt tripps
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          seriously who pays $50 a year for Xbox Live Gold : MikkleThePickle
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            Are there more than 2 games for XBox Live Gold? : capt tripps
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              There are dozens yah? : Johnny Law
              • ...I see what you did there. : Johnny Law
• It's really good but I still maintain it is not worth $60 and I will buy it the day it goes down in price... : Yanks
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  Any game can be fun for an hour or two. Report back in two weeks when it will inevitably be collecting d... : PenicillinX57
  • Will do :) And you're likely right, I get bored with shit real quick. On the other hand, I like having... : Vincent Grayson
• give a nice long first impressions we can read please... the lack of reviews so far is shitty :/ : jbury

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• Walt is pretty much my hero. : notd665
• thank you : Dalant
• Awesome. Can't wait for the rest. : Serpico74
• Neat, danke : rasputinreborn
• Part 2 they discuss Mac vs PC ads. Bill says nothing just laughs along.... : Cygnus X-1
• This is cool, but it's pretty much nerd porn! : nyranger66
• damn they need to get the other parts up soon : mXENO
• that's awesome, thanks : MikkleThePickle
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  Gah, part 3 please! Listening to these two extremely successful businessmen talk is great. : Serpico74
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    it's up!! : feek
    • ZOMG : Serpico74
• nice.... they're on 6/7 now : MikkleThePickle
• damn, this is seriously one of the most interesting things i've seen on the internet in a while. but i'll... : feek
• I'm just eating this up... so awesome : MikkleThePickle
• I understand why to some extent, but it's annoying that they don't mention other companies or sites by na... : Cygnus X-1
• I'm supposed to be asleep but this is too good. : Serpico74
• Great stuff. Going to finish this later. : nomaad
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  these hosts suck. they make horrible jokes and they have horrible chemistry together. their prepared qu... : mXENO
  • jobs and gates however are mmmmfascinating to listen to : mXENO

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  That explains the dead hooker next to your bed. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    That wasn't arbitrary. Turning my wardrobe into a smokehouse and hickory-smoking her, however, was : woddemandred
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      Tasty! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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        It was one heck of a breakfast. : woddemandred
        • Must go down great with a gallon of goat blood. : Mad Brahmin Disease

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• Above statement tendered into evidence, your honour. : TastyWheat
• meh. People love celebrity gossip. There are magazines and everything. : Megara9
• I'm sorry Phil, but the court asked for definitive proof. How does this evidence (jessicaalbaslumberpart... : gireal
• its not fucking fair when you think up all of the insults yourself. : sharpie
• Look, Capt. Obvious was browsing for tranny porn again! :) : Mad Brahmin Disease
• I often browse afterellen.com, does that make me... something? : woddemandred

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  ... is there really actually honestly a movie called "gothic vampires from hell"? that's damn near as ba... : AbortedFetusChristi
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    I just watched it, well most of it... on and off. It hurt. Hold me, AbortedFetusChristi. :( mega-viole : tomservo
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      Couldn't MST3K it? : eldersveld
      • It was fun at first, but then I realized my Satellite of Love friends weren't there, like I always rely o... : tomservo
    • it'll be alright sweetie, just be here, pressed against my tits, ready to cry. I sure as hell wish I c : AbortedFetusChristi
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  Other services are available for your testicle sack needs. : pwnage1232
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    hahahaha I may call upon you and your Toyota Yaris for a favor..... : tomservo
    • l.m.a.o! : Megara9
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  You mention deep hurting. What about rock-climbing? Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis? : algernoN8
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    I plan to use those for other reviews, as well as maybe some Slab Bulkhead and Thick McRunfast :D : tomservo
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      Start comparing flicks to "Earth Versus Soup," while you're at it. : algernoN8
      • When I do reviews, I can choose to use my real name or my pseudonym. For the occasional bad review of a l : tomservo
• Is there any nudity in it? /Patrick Stewart : notd665
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  The City Weekly? Do you write for them often? Why don't we hang out more? :( : forgottenzero
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    SLUG :( But I'm hoping to move up to City Weekly eventually! I'm paying my dues with Shitpires and the... : tomservo
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      Tomorrow I'll be freaking out trying to get some sleep for the most important post-college job interview ... : forgottenzero
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        Hahahaha. What job, and where? What are you doing Friday night? Wanna go have some good beers and some fo... : tomservo
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          forgottenzero will you be my date Friday night : tomservo
          • I would be if I didn't work the whole time D: : pwnage1232

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• Not as funny as the first episode, but still delivers. I expect more good things! : skankcore
• i'm too legit to quit smoking ha : pyide
• lol "what does this remind u of" - michael blows a banana what the hell : Chandler55

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• Shacknews: The Musical : drbriefs
• Srsly, no one else here can relate? ;) : great-white
• http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/ : mrfunky3000
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  war is a bad word now or something? : strandgeck
  • did this come out around S11 though? (no excuse but i think that might be the reason) : shavenewok

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• I hope more people get to see Paprika, and also have an open mind with it; such a great film : Bantis
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  i absolutely hated every second of that :( : burning eye
  • Then you sir, do suck. : skankcore
  • The movie intro or the song? : dopeman
• \m/ need to find it playing out here :( : dopeman

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  I think that would work, although I've only used a stamp about 4 times in my life. : devi| dog
  • I know! I'll write an explanatory note to the postman. : thief
• If the stamp hasn't been postmarked or otherwise altered and the postage is correct, it should work. : Xin Jing Client 1a
• try that new stuff called glue : papaskot
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  i don't understand what you're trying to do. why do you need to tape it instead of just affixing it norm... : electroly
  • and you know postage just went up right? if the stamp is really that old that the adhesive has worn off ... : electroly