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• 'ahhh bong water you had to kick me in the nuts one day before finishing college.' : ki11_viru5
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  you put your laptop in the oven? : newek
  • yeah before i found the hairdryer : eggnoodles
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  ahhh college you had to kick me in the nuts more like your stoner dumb ass kicked yourself in the nuts... : Patch-e
  • You are right. : Ebu
  • no kidding : Bantis
  • ahahahaha so true : PlanetPerfecto
  • you put it....in the oven...? : opengl128
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  you are a living cartoon character : IcomeINpeace
  • ACME makes laptops now. : not work safe
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  lol : electroly
  • sucks that it probably could've been okay if you didn't fry it. i spilled gatorade on an ibook once and ... : electroly
  • college hahahah : askedrelic
• so, youre one day away from finishing and you cant put the bong down. comon man focus! : Theos
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  now how exactly did you get bongwater IN your laptop? tried to smoke it? : hirez
  • bake, not smoke : eggnoodles
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  at least it went out on a high note : dodob
  • no im using it right now, its still good its still good : eggnoodles
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    that's one way to weed out the poor students : riptyde
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      only the budding intellectuals will remain : hobbespanache
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        Stop with the potshots please >:( : dognose
        • 420 make puns everyday : boring gegtik
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          but eggnoodles future is up in smoke! : hirez
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            maybe he can sing tele-grams. : voodooraze
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              this is why i love this joint : get_navi
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                You sure are blunt about it. : voodooraze
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                  his ass is grass : PlanetPerfecto
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                    unless Spidey can get away from Mary Jane fast enough to save it : RikiTiki2
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                      This won't disrupt his cocky shwagger and fancy stride : strider_
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                        I think you broke the chain :[ : RikiTiki2
                        • No he didn't "This won't disrupt his cocky shwagger and fancy stride", but you just did. :( : angrytaxman
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                          he misspelled swagger on purpose, n00b : biskits
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                            D: i don't know what a shwagger is D: : RikiTiki2
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                              I'll save it! In the future, please "do be" careful around laptops. : spiderfill
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                                Nope. I'm pretty sure the buzz is gone. =( : Pacalon
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                                  This is the chief problem with chains. : Freon
                                  • If your computer is too sticky icky, you need to let it dry before you fire it up. : Zyrrael
            • eggnoodle vapourised his future : shavenewok
• aaaaaahahahhahahahahah : JINKY
• ^^^ Still high. : spazzium
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  theres a lesson here somewhere. : timaste
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    drugs are bad... mmmkay? : beastrabban
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      i was already lolling at the post but then i read: "then realize hey theres water in my laptop keyboard b : mr.sleepy
      • Seriously, that's a huge wtf, accomplishable only by a true stoner. : cam3lt0sis
  • I'm pretty sure it's buy Dell laptops. lol : ThomW
• You put your laptop in the oven. lol : Colleton
• shit in the cd-rom drive just for good measure : grandmasterlee
• hahahahahahahahahahahaha : mr.sleepy
• Not only are you high while trying to finish a project, but you failed to create any backups? : cam3lt0sis
• That weed must be amazing! Why else would you cook your laptop, hhahahhaha. : voodooraze
• POTHEAD OF THE YEAR!!! : donlo
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  ah college...who among us hasn't baked a laptop at least once...good memories : brewsterdog
  • baking while you are baked is bad, but giving a hit to an inanimate object after you take a hit? PRICELES : donlo
• Good work buddy. :O : Orange Pylon
• you're giving some of us a bad name here : derelict515
• all I can do is laugh. : Megara9
• you have won the internet : takio
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  This text should be on your resume so employers know what you went through in order to apply with them. ... : GeorgeB3DR
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    This may explain some things. : Phil
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      You still post boobies, or no? : GeorgeB3DR
      • lol : Phil
      • odam! : yosemiteclimber
      • hahahah : pilgrimage
      • hahahaha : moshman
      • snap : lightly inclined
      • This was a grade A exchange. : cam3lt0sis
      • Sub-thread delivers. : pillzer
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    The OP would have fit perfectly into the movie "Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle" : AlexXdude
    • ahahaha : ki11_viru5
    • Dude, you just don't get it until you've tried reliving the movie. It's a journey. : askedrelic
  • thx for the pro tip! ill also mention that despite this little mix-up i handed the project in on time :) : eggnoodles
• This makes for an awesome mental image. I imagine a guy very relaxed, maybe even in his bed, with his la... : khaosman
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  Is your rug alright? : Boxelder
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    wood floors : eggnoodles
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      You should get a rug, it'll really tie the room together. : Boxelder
      • Unless a chinaman pees on it : drbriefs
• This laptop is a great analogy to you and your attitude towards credit cards and cash flow. ;) : Serpico74
• They fucking let you into college? : reelbk
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  you should find a way to turn the casing into a bong : pandastrong
  • fuck that, use the entire stove : strider_
• Is this an accredited college? : snuff
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  You attending the University of Phoenix? : dawurz
  • hahahahah : cam3lt0sis
  • This is major lols. : Yanks
  • haha that's mean. : whodares
• hahahahahahaa, haahahahah : FushigiDenki
• this post cleared up many of your previous ones : kelerian
• I just turned your post into a bong! : EvilDolemite
• hhhaahahahhahahahahahaa : mr.sleepy
• Hahahaha! : freshyk
• they let you into college??! : moshman
• what the hell, dude? if i could smack you, i would. : reverend~heresy
• http://freon.shackspace.com/misc/belushi-college.jpeg : Freon
• omfg. I am up so early and have never laughed so hard in my life : bagelcc
• oh my jesus. : lightly inclined
• i bet your laptop now works a good bit slower, is speeding up its fans uncontrolled and has a ravenous ap... : naabster
• Epic. : aaarrrgh
• excellent trip report : Smellsy
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  you put it in the oven? wtf? : ditchbag
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    thats a good way to dry things out, assuming you leave the door open and on the lowest setting : GloriousCow
    • You don't dry out a wet laptop, you take it apart and clean it. Residue from whatever spilled on it is mo... : inarius
• This like: FUCK, I JUST HAD THIS FREAK ACCIDENT WHERE I SAT DOWN TO WORK AND I SPILLED DOPE INTO THE B... : whodares
• lol i sympathize : fletch_
• Wait, it still fucking works? How much bong water did you spill in the thing? : d0gbert
• I'm in tears. xD : pillzer
• Are the movie rights for sale? : socksta

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• OMG THIS EPISODE WAS CRAZY!! DO YOU THINK THAT I live on the west coast so I haven't seen it yet ~ : darkT
• This episode better kick ass! I have a feeling it will though.. :) : Shadowdane
• With this whole going to 2009, 48 more episodes shit; i think i'm gonna call it quits after this season a... : Bantis
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  Oh man, John Locke died! : SockMonkeh
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    Well, he got shot, anyway... : ezkilla2
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      the island will heal him, just as it did mikhail : Patch-e
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        I dunno, I thought 4 of the main cast memebers were supposed to die by the end of the season. : SockMonkeh
        • true.. but maybe locke will die and fulfill his destiny to be come jacob!... or maybe he will just live i : Patch-e
      • Mikail didn't die because the fence wasn't set to lethal. He said so. : Fail_Safe
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  Did anyone else see an old man in the chair for a split second? : Mister Groin
  • if so i expect screencaps at SA shortly : bradsh
  • Yeah! Anyone got a freeze frame of that? : ezkilla2
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    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e360/Sporkguy/jacob.jpg : Patch-e
    • lol, god bless the internet : SockMonkeh
    • in case that one goes down: http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3220/jacobnh3.jpg : Patch-e
    • looks like locke with w/ a beard and a wig : captain hampton
    • Looks like Kenny Loggins : skunk_ape
  • No, I missed that. Someone better get a screen cap. : SockMonkeh
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  This was the weirdest episode of them all. They've been alluding to Him (presumably Jacob) for a long tim... : K1Bond007
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    I think him, jacob, is Locke or something weird like that : Patch-e
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      Well because it's Lost... Jacob is most likely Ben's father (who is named Roger on the show). In the Bibl : K1Bond007
      • They already found Roger's body. : tree8
• I am confident in that Locke doesnt die, I think jacob or "the Island" will save him. Either way this epi : klearlyunseen
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  Crazy Jacob Theory: What if Ben is keeping Jacob prisoner in that shack by the gray powder? Maybe that : Mister Groin
  • this was what I felt as well. : klearlyunseen
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  I'm sorry, but that episode just sucked. I'm going to finish the season and watch it again in 2009 when e... : Bantis
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    I thought it was very entertaining. Why didn't you like it? : cookblaze
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      To me it feels like they still have no real idea where they're going; it's just random tangents with tons... : Bantis
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        I like it for some reason but I do agree with you somewhat. Tonights episode put it in "nothing can possi... : bozer
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          i dunno that is what I really like about the show the mystery.. too many people now a days are "OMG, I n... : Shadowdane
          • agreed, or at least shut the fuck up about it. :) : SockMonkeh
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            See, it's one thing to have mystery, but its another to seem like you're just making shit up as you go. A... : Bantis
            • Sawyer's performance last week was pretty good. : ripper9
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              So, what, you want them to unlock the whole mystery behind the island and then spend the rest of the show... : SockMonkeh
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                No, I want it to be a mix of both. Most "mystery" shows aren't 100% mystery, there's overall development,... : Bantis
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                  It's not that we're defensive over the show. I can understand why you might not like it. So stop watching : SockMonkeh
                  • I've made it a point to not post for a while, then things started to get better until last week, now it j... : Bantis
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    Okay, see you then. Later Bantis. I better not see you in any Lost threads until then. : FushigiDenki
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      Oh i'll be in lost threads till the end of the season! And once again, i'm forced to ask why you give a s... : Bantis
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        lol, you make a post bitching about a tv show and then bitch at me for replying? Hello internets... O : FushigiDenki
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          I'm not bitching my friend, I'm asking :) It just seems when people post something negative about the sho... : Bantis
          • heheh, well I'm here to support your anti-Lost ways! Consider me your sponsor in keeping you Lost free p... : FushigiDenki
• that was pretty awesome : bradsh
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  Awesome episode, I love the Twilight Zone feel to everything. : wykd
  • exactly, it feels like a long epic twilight zone that once this series is over its going to be a testamen... : klearlyunseen
• great stuff as usual Locke better not die or I'm gonna be very upset. Also they need more Jack and Julie : tunis5000
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  so is the the guy that ben first met as a kid in the jungle the same guy that brought juliette to the isl : infiltrator`
  • yeah that was weird. i cant tell if thats supposed to be part of the show or just a weird casting choice. : SockMonkeh
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    same guy, it is supposed to be implied that he is older than ben : Patch-e
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      but come on... that much older?!?! lets say he looked around 35? when ben was like 12? now ben looks 45? : infiltrator`
      • is it that hard to accept? along with all of the other mysteries on the island? black cloud of smoke, vis : Unleashed
      • No shit. Even though it might be minor, that's the main thing I want to know after this ep!! : invisible_kid
      • I don't find it all that hard to accept. It may be logically explained by the fact that Richard was an or : K1Bond007
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    This had me confused as well. It's clearly the same guy, but now we've got anti-aging weirdness on the i... : opengl128
    • Yep, I'm surprised more people aren't commenting on this. : feek
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  So...the original inhabitants of the island are immortal but cannot reproduce? : kek
  • Partially correct. The Others cannot seemingly reproduce which is why they kidnap the women and children : K1Bond007
• holy FUCK what just happened : the_doctor
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  You guys noticed that short couple of frames where you could see Jacob right? : FushigiDenki
  • and clearly it's Dennis Hopper : Simulacrum
• note to self: come back here in 16 hours : NastyNorman
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  What an amazing episode. In fact, the last four or five have been absolutely killer. Full of action, gr... : EvilDolemite
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    Questions: How could the Dharma people possibly set up all of the other hatches given the fact they were : kek
    • My own thoughts: How could the Dharma people possibly set up all of the other hatches given the fact the : byorn
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  WOW that was great...got some questions answered that have been around the entire series. : byorn
  • like what? new mysteries always make me forget shit that gets answered :/ : mankeroo
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  What the hell is up with Richard?! I don't know WHAT to think about him. This guy: http://imdb.com/name/n... : byorn
  • haha, I remeber him in the Tick, geez that was ages ago : DaMojo
• the last two episodes have been some of the most awesome, whacked out, greatest, TV episodes in the serie : smax
• That was awesome and Bantis has been messed up by too much EQ2 & Wow lore. : D : devi| dog
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  More pictures of you-know-who: http://losteastereggs.blogspot.com/2007/05/11-frames-of-jacob.html : Dimmona
  • That's Kris Kristofferson! : stump
  • needs more hidef : feek
  • creepy... cool link. show is definetly getting better, its about dang time. : chilln
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  you can tell that Jacob is Locke looks at his forehead : alsey7
  • I think it's probably the island/the smoke monster. also, anyone else think that ben's mom was the smoke : feek
  • I thought the same thing as well. Locke with a wig? : YamatoTwinkie
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    LOCKE IS THE SMOKE MOSTER. not really but how cool would that be? : smax
    • Maybe he is... After the smoke monster killed the black guy (Forgot his name), didn't he say to Locke, yo : judoka2
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  oh fuck that was scary. I just went and read some spoilers and I think these next two weeks of television... : boomstickah
  • link to spoilers, and Ill sm you what I know happens in the next ep of heroes : klearlyunseen
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  marked for later : fsck
  • I won't get to watch this until tomorrow afternoon. :( : Flying h4x0r
• Is there only 1 episode left of Heroes and Lost? : wykd
• What happened to Annie? Is Russo really Annie? How do you explain the french accent? Remember Russo sa : jake
• So does is the island the the fountain of youth? : jake

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• Found out a little more: double clicking the trees spins them around : exigence7
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  clicking the "new yorker" or whatever that text on the right gives you three weird symbols. Gee this is f... : oatmela
  • you can drag them into the guy : multisync
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    OK. You can attach those and the trees to the circle, and then spin them around (move mouse around on th... : exigence7
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      There are 4 symbols I've found. : zanzaban
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        Are they the same? I've found 2 different sets of 4 symbols. : exigence7
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          Bird with lightning bolts, bird vs snakes, snake vs spears, and the tree thingy. : zanzaban
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            How did you find those? : exigence7
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              Click anything brighter. Lower right, middle left, the Yorker sign. : zanzaban
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                Got it. So, we need to figure out the combination. Attach them to the circle, then rotate them around. : exigence7
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                  did you notice the slight difference in the symbols? : multisync
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                    No. Good catch. : exigence7
                    • If you attach the symbols to the circle then click to bring up another set the old symbols will stay ther... : basketofkittens
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                    Yeah, just noticed that. It looks like one version of each is different. : zeroprey
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                      Here's the clues: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=14373298 : zeroprey
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                        Where the heck do you get that dragon thingy? : Chod
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                          Fourth skyscraper from the left. Click on the white light strip near the top. : exigence7
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                            Where's the tree symbol? I got the other 3. : stump
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                              Bright light in the top left of the picture. : exigence7
                              • wtf. You mean the lightning? Only bright light I have in the sky is the top right. : stump
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                        ok how do you get the other sets to appear? the clues picture one of each symbol, and i'm assuming where... : multisync
                        • They all appear by clicking different parts of the picture. Be careful to get the right symbol, they are ... : zeroprey
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                        k, i set all 4 like the clues show, but get nothing.. : g0nk
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                          same here, and I got them just as the clues and the right ones! : ErneX
                          • Yeah, I'm stumped too. Even double checked it all. : zeroprey
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                        someone needs to put them together and attach the circle corners, in like photoshop or something- thy al... : multisync
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                          http://g0nk.com/pics/Picture1.jpg : g0nk
                          • this is just as I have them : ErneX
                          • well yea i have that- i mean attach the 4 website pictures, maybe it's something we're missing. the pict... : multisync
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                          Put the symbols in order based off of what these sites say, not where the pictures show. http://www.ag... : Chod
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                            it was always pulsing. Someone take the 4 images from these sites and photoshop it into 1 image, attach... : multisync
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                              hold please.. : g0nk
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                                No no, he's right. Look at the letters from those pictures. They are anagrams for "Dark days are coming... : exigence7
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                                  GOT IT! Spell out "dark days are coming", but then rotate the symbols as they appear on the picture. : exigence7
                                  • the only one which is rotated is the bumblebee thing : multisync
                                  • for solution, check my post below... : MisterPhoton
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                                    For instance, "Dark" is the phoenix bird and should be in the top left. If you were to rotate the pictur... : exigence7
                                    • Hooray I actually figured something out. : Chod
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                                http://g0nk.com/pics/Picture2.jpg : g0nk
                                • see tha's what we were missing. The orientation based on the face of the sun! : multisync
                            • Bah you are right. Also I noticed that 3 of the words are directly backwards, only "coming" is not. : Chod
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                              http://server6.pictiger.com/img/74140/computer-games-and-screenshots/puzzlesolved.jpg : MisterPhoton
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                                wooyay! that did it! : g0nk
                                • click on Cry Gaia.. takes you here.. http://www.darkdemonscrygaia.com/fallenearth/ : g0nk
                              • you fucking rule, I'm in : ErneX
                          • If you make it look like this is works. Spoiler for anyone who wants to solve it themselves. http://kota... : zeroprey
    • It looks like Da Vincis Vitruvian Man : zeroprey
    • so far i have found 3 symbols what are we supposed to do? : sesmaster
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  Here is one in context: http://www.emblems.arts.gla.ac.uk/french/emblem.php?id=FPAb130 : zanzaban
  • Another: http://www.emblems.arts.gla.ac.uk/french/emblem.php?id=FPAb152 : zanzaban
  • And another: http://www.emblems.arts.gla.ac.uk/french/emblem.php?id=FPAa071 : zanzaban
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    And the last: http://www.emblems.arts.gla.ac.uk/french/emblem.php?id=FPAb14 : zanzaban
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      error.. : g0nk
      • Fixed. http://www.emblems.arts.gla.ac.uk/french/emblem.php?id=FPAb149 : zanzaban
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  All 4 symbols are form the book, Devises heroïques (1557) by Paradin, Claude. Translated, Heroic D... : zanzaban
  • http://www.emblems.arts.gla.ac.uk/french/contents.php?id=FPAb : zanzaban
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  ok, Speculation?? After cracking the flash thing, it takes you to what looks like screenshot page. ... : g0nk
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    Not only the screenshots but there are two countdowns occuring. Right now one is at roughly 000.20.58... : Chod
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      those are countdowns to the release of those screenshots.. reading the forum on this, and the symbols ... : g0nk
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        Yeah I approve of this particular strategy. : Chod
        • the coordinates form a huge pentagram... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v610/AlexTB/coords2.jpg : g0nk
• ITS DNF!!!!!!!! : bradsh
• DNF finally revealed? : Dimmona
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_World_Online : g0nk
• Why does no-one think this is for Fallout 3? : scottythejock

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• can't wait for El Tigger Cub's first post : RikiTiki2
• CONGRATS ON THE LITTLE RASCAL!!!!! : voodooraze
• CONGRATS!!!! Best wishes to the new family. : Thresher
• Congratulations!!! : edlin
• I'm glad everything is OK. That's just a lil peanut. : drucifer
• Congrats! :D : GrimmyD
• Congrats man! : mankeroo
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  Congratulations! : dltrem
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    Congrats! : Snif DeCrac
    • Do'h! : Snif DeCrac
• Welcome to the shack kids club! : .sticks.
• congrats! : redfive
• You must name him El Gato! Congrats, and don't forget a mother's day gift ;) : yosemiteclimber
• That is excellent that he is doing that well for being born at that size. Congratulations. : themelon
• Guess he couldn't wait to GTFO! :D : thaperfectdrug
• gratz dude glad to hear everyones doing well : Lightzout
• awesome! glad he's doing well! take care of that little guy! : hirez
• grats dude 8) : Deathlove
• woooot! congrats : timaste
• lol someone got laid. congrats dude! : askedrelic
• congratulations!!! we're expecting our daughter mid-june. so many shack babies being born.. it's kind o... : beastrabban
• Congratulations. :D : freshyk
• Congrats man : bcyde
• Teach him how to roundhouse now. : MurrayTheSkull
• awesome man, the three of you keep healthy! : sixfoot6
• congrats! : mindmann
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  congrats! : Patch-e
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    You're fkn lucky. I was going to show up at your place on Saturday morning before the sun came up with a... : ThomW
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      lol, I haven't listened to your voicemail yet... does this mean the party is cancelled?! : Patch-e
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        Yeah. I didn't know it was canceled when I left the message. I was calling to nag you about what was so... : ThomW
        • Dudes, Mother's Day :( : Patch-e
• congrats on procreating : oatmela
• you named your son the same name as yours? : jono181
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  Be sure to be a boring, asshole parent whose latest record is Phil Collins' No Jacket Required. You'll r... : Lone Swordsman
  • It's a rockin' good record, sport! : Sarcastro
  • My mom's was Huey Lewis and the News' Sports. : Deathlove
• scary!!! congratulations? : Megara9
• 2lbs 7oz? Is he and mom ok? : Phreakin
• Congrats, Dad ;)! : snowwolf
• PICS+DIVX MAN!!!! : donlo
• CONGRATS!! I hope everything goes ok brutha! : Silent Wolf
• Congratulations!!! Your boys can swim and your wife's oven works! : Bean
• congrats!!! : mrfunky3000
• Ahh congratulations!! :) : Galadriel07
• Best gifts in life are kids and a wife..... : balaams_ass
• Congrats! action roommate and I were premature (as twins often are) and I can tell you with all certaint... : action wombmate
• Congrats! : chazums
• congrats! : prime8
• yay! congrats! : xsii
• congrats and good luck. hope everyone makes it out in tip top shape. : ibrokn
• Congrats! There is nothing like being a Dad, you will love it. : Force[FED]
• yay!! congrats man!! : g0nk
• congrats dude! : ZeroSignal
• I'm really happy for you--especially that all are well. : Merconium
• Awesome man, take care! : kgargonmagrix79
• Congrats! You guys will be terrific parents. :) : ThomW
• congratulations! :D : silent prophet
• Congrats! : helvetica
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  So 37 - 5 = 35? : Jumperus
  • Jumperus = jumping to conclusions mat fan He said 37 weeks is considered full term. The kid might well : scottythejock
• gratz dude! : slickdoody
• Nice! Congrats! Kids are great. : FormerHPB
• Congrats, you can put in a handbag like paris hilton : fletch_
• Congrats man! : Evil Benius
• he is about 13 inches long WOW! Congrats! :) : rosewood
• CONGRATS BRO! : Wolfanoz
• Congrats! I was 6 weeks premie I think. Or 5. And look me now! lol : Yanks
• Congrats! You have a verymini-you! : scottythejock

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• omg omg omg : jcutner
• I'm at work :( : chazums
• Demo: Forza 2 Name: Forza Motorsport 2 Demo Price: Free Availability: Available to Gold members in ... : jcutner
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  downloading now : CoRDS
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    How big is it? : chazums
    • nm ~650Mb : chazums
    • 691.00 mb : jcutner
• I'm not seeing it on marketplace :( : bRAINsick
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  goddammit, can't see it at all :( : warpdude
  • sweet, just showed up. d/ling! : warpdude
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  Not seeing it yet either. Agh! : Noobler
  • Woot, downloading now as of 3:24am Mountain : Noobler
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  It's here. If you don't see it under New Arrivals, check the Genres list. : badman
  • Nope. Some datacenters are lagging, I think : Balboa
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    I don't see it in any lists : bRAINsick
    • me neither : warpdude
• Downloading now.. : realityescapeartist
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  http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a268/graphite03/fba9c4d8.jpg : jcutner
  • i didn't believe all of these other guys, but jcutner, there's a man I can trust. : Foxhawk
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  downroading : pyide
  • i see what u did there 35% yays : Noobler
• Yay, it's hit the UK. Incidentally, smug-mode activated: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=14370257 (E... : Balboa
• Alright, everyone log off the internet so I can download this thing. : Ajax
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  So has anyone played it? I can't download it until tomorrow? Tell me!! : Big Luke
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    Still downloading here... hit 35% in like 5 minutes, but an hour later, I'm only at 76%. Anyone lucky... : Noobler
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      it's pretty cool = ) : Break
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        I'll get it. Visuals aren't as nice as I expected, but the sound design is pretty fucking cool and the ga... : badman
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          Yeah it definitely doesn't look as good as I thought it would. : aeg1x
          • probably because it's 60fps now. : pyide
      • bleh, no online racing in the demo : pyide
      • Well damn, now I feel bad for missing the first Forza. Really fun, and I spent way more time with it than... : Noobler
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  lap times thread? McLaren - 51:24 : moshman
  • McLaren - 50.758 (i took a pic too if anyone doesn't believe me) i could go faster too, maybe knock i... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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  OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!! it's great. it is beyond beautiful. it is as of this moment ... : ^-SeaWolf-^
  • oh my one complaint now is the steering is just a weeee bit too light on the controller. not a big deal ... : ^-SeaWolf-^

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• itsa me, mario : boring gegtik
• "I'm gonna shoot you in the face!" : Hello Kitty
• I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck. : dognose
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  Die monster. You don't belong in this world. : fsck
  • what is a man? a miserable little pile of secrets! but enough talk, HAVE AT YOU! : pyide
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  What are you talking about, Quake 4 has tons of memorable quotes! : kungfusquirrel
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    give examples plz : oatmela
    • "my poooood... it's on fiiIIIIiire!" "oh no... it CAAAHN'T beeee... it's ze MAAAKROOON!" 'memorable : kungfusquirrel
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  Those merchants in Diablo that had the same greeting each time nearly drove me crazy-cuckoo-bananas. Espe... : thaperfectdrug
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    I liked the "Shtay awhile and listen" : mindmann
    • I have fond memories of that one as well. : edlin
    • "I sense a soul in search of answers!" : thaperfectdrug
    • Deckard Connery! : SockMonkeh
  • the butcher is a sadistic creature that delights in the torture and pain of others! : skruff
  • You now speak with Ormus : Turd Ferguson
• You spoony bard! : mindmann
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  FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS : Mondo
  • What can change the nature of a man? : Mondo
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  JOB DONE : kydaimon
  • ZUG ZUG : GrimmyD
• its.... its... PINK! The truth is, pretty much any classic lucas arts adventure game I can quote quite a ... : baron calamity
• what're ya buyeen? : kydaimon
• War. War never changes. : ZombieAcademy
• Prey's opening dialogue is surprisingly mature! it's nice to have a character with a background that cle : Postal
• oh, and MDK2: "good gravy, that's Edmonton!" : Postal
• Warcraft II is a treasure trove of em. even the setup. "Your sound card works perfectly." : RikiTiki2
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  You can quote hundreds, even thousands of lines from Lucasarts adventure games. : ripper9
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    okay, well then lets say a game made in the last three years then, and lucas arts shut down that division... : oatmela
    • There are a lot of memorable lines in WoW, but more so if you were a raider. Getting your ass kicked rep... : Chod
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      Neverwinter Nights 2 has some pretty good dialogue. : daedraug
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        Not to mention I think Sand is the best Voiced character ever : Mondo
        • Yeah I'm playing through again just to keep him in my party at all times, kind of ignored him the first t... : daedraug
    • Also Bloodlines came out in 2004 and has probably the most entertaining dialogue I've seen in a game. : daedraug
  • I'm not putting my mouth on that! : kagath
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  Hey, you in the shirt! : delataur
  • ^^^ yes, I love that quote : qwpeoriu
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  Well your selection isn't exactly a rogues' gallery of games that should be memorable in terms of dialogu... : David Craddock
  • No, I admit I don't play RTS and MMO, but my points was that "popular games" seem to have arbitrary dialo... : oatmela
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  Go for the eyes boo! : trove
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    Minsc and Boo ftw! : prfectjon
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      Ah, we're all heroes here, you and boo and I.. rangers and hamsters everywhere, rejoice! : Mondo
      • Butt-kicking! For goodness! : prfectjon
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  I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime. : DonkeyPopsicle
  • hahahahaha : eldersveld
  • Paul! I thought you were in Hong Kong. : BlackCat9
  • All I have to do is take a very large prime number, and multiply! : Daggoth
• I see you never finished Deus Ex. : Liquid
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  DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR! : Daggoth
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    "You almost became a Jill sandwich!" : David Craddock
    • Jill...here's a lock pick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you. : Super Sparker
• I liked the dialog in Psychonauts. That was just a solid game, for me. : mindmann
• "I'm looking for some sailors" "Want to play lucky hit" : fry975
• Didn't we just have a thread about this? And the previous thread starter linked to Half Life 2 stuff? : not work safe
• Now, this next slide demonstrates our new, more agressive corporate strategy : r3dn3ck
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  Gee, you named all FPS's. Of course they aren't known for their dialogue. Adventure and/or RPG games h... : Nixx2004
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    well, I do remember "well met" from Oblivion, if that counts. : oatmela
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      You must be the one known as the hero of Kvatch! Look at the muscles on you! Greetings Citizen! : Mondo
      • Best was: "I heard a rumor you're an idiot? Is that true?" : thaperfectdrug
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      I saw a mudcrap down by the pond the other day. Nasty creatures; I steer clear of them. Also, powdere : Ojalo1982
      • deer : Ojalo1982
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    Duke3d and shadow warrior had good dialogue..... : mindmann
    • good?! you mean AWESOME : RikiTiki2
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      You want to wash wang, or you want to watch wang wash wang? : Daggoth
      • Ohhh, Lo Wang drop soap. You bend over get it! that was good fun, it was : delataur
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        I absolutely loved the writing in the first two Soul Reaver games. Sure, it might have been a little melo... : mechanicalgrape
        • eh.... meant for OP. : mechanicalgrape
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  You should play Vampire:Bloodlines as a malkavian. : daedraug
  • ^^^^^^^^ You look familiar. Were you ever on a milk carton? And of course. Police don't have an : Toraz Chryx
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  Logan, I thought you died! : freshyk
  • I DID! : pyide
• I liked "in the test chamberrrrr" Quake 2 "of people being.... being .. disassembled." (or something l... : re-verse
• Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hill. Soon that city will be real, and we will be crowned its : eldersveld
• pretty much any line of dialogue from a monkey island game? : brewsterdog
• Barney: "Did you hear a cat just now? That damn thing haunts me!" : thaperfectdrug
• deus ex has a couple really lame conversations imo.. like the convo w/ paul when you first meet up with h... : wetard
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  shit, MGS series, resident evils, silent hills, command and conquer, starcraft, diablo, sIn, duke nukem, ... : X-GOUKI
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    i've played most of those games and cannot remember a single line of dialogue : oatmela
    • Perhaps you have a bad memory? and hate freedom! : Chod
    • my name.....is...........DAVID : Mondo
• http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0187405/quotes : dnuts
• Gotta give one last shout out to Anachronox, great dialouge : Mondo
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  Player: "Is it a first offense?" Character: "Let's assume...no." From Oblivion. :D http://www.you... : Arcanum
  • what. the. fuck. O_O : Toraz Chryx
  • Fucking LOL! : crummynz
• alyx: "A Combine zombie. Zombie Combine. That's, that's like a... ah... a Zombine! Right? Heh.. *sighs an... : strider_
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  HAUL ASS OR DIE : bradsh
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    http://bidwell.ytmnd.com/ : kungfusquirrel
    • it really is awesome : bradsh
• Babies must sleep. Babies must rest. Wise is the one who does not waken them. Leave this place now, or we : sundance
• "My eye is copper, my brow is lead..." : tedv
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  WELCOME TO MAHS, MARINE : Omaha
  • "Since you're the ranking FNG, you get to find him!" : Arcanum
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  "Quit Taffin Around" Guard in Thief "Looks nice, I think I'll take it" Thief in Thief : donlo
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    Also, that whole 'My lord is better than your lord' argument and bow fight in Thief 2 : Toraz Chryx
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      oh god that was great : donlo
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        ffs, wish I could find a transcript of that on the intarweb. : Toraz Chryx
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          lifted from TTLG Guard One: And I'm telling you that the only stench heartier than your rotting burric... : speon
          • Ahhh, Life of the Party. : thewriter
          • The material was good to begin with, but the voice acting was great. The Lady's guard just gets so offend... : Delithio
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      OH GOD YES. Just reading this post makes me want to install Thief 2 again and level skip to Life of the P... : Daggoth
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        KOTOR. HK-47. "Meatbag". 'Nuff said. : action wombmate
        • Meant for root. I hate the Shack sometimes >:( : action wombmate
    • That was awesome. Rivaled Shakespeare in the creative insult department, and I'm not exaggerating. : Conan
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      Here's the audio from that Thief 2, er, conversation: http://thelastcandle.net/otherStor/Thief%202%20-... : Ninja Techno
      • bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha : Toraz Chryx
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  Vlad was one of those old-fashioned bad guys with honor and morals, which almost made him one of the good... : SockMonkeh
  • Betrayer. In truth, it was I who was betrayed. Still I am hunted, still I am hated. Now my blind eyes see... : SockMonkeh
• they took my baby! : brewsterdog
• Minsc from Baldurs Gate 1&2 was pretty funny. That and some of the G-Mans lines from HL were pretty good ... : locater16
• I do remember one quite clearly from Far Cry: "You would have made...a magnificent specimen." : Arcanum
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  GET OUTTA THERE, IT'S GONNA BLOW! : jcutner
  • STICK TOGETHER TEAM! : SockMonkeh
  • YOU TAKE THE POINT!!!! : donlo
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    Worst game ever. : AlexXdude
    • GO GO GO Form up team Ahh counterstrike, the mecca of excellent dialogue in a game : locater16
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  I absolutely loved the writing in the first two Soul Reaver games. Sure, it might have been a little melo... : mechanicalgrape
  • Oh no. Every time you show up something monumental and terrible happens. : sevogajre
• President Ronnie has been kidnapped by the ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie? : TroZ
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  Dude... Max Payne. Also the opening and etc of Prince of Persia. : K1Bond007
  • That would be SOT and etc. for the latter. : K1Bond007
  • Max Payne is the best game : AlexXdude
• off the top of my head... MGS "snaaaaaaaaaaaaake" "you're a soldier! finish your mission! prove you : Foxhawk
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  Ninety percent of Psychonauts. 100% of The Milkman Conspiracy. : Deathlove
  • The demo of Psychonauts made me want to stab people. : Arcanum
  • oh god. i forgot about the milkman conspiracy. i need to play that again just to go through that level ag... : mindmann
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  GET OUT OF HERE STALKER GET OUT OF HERE STALKER : mrfunky3000
  • DONT STAND THERE I SAID COME INDONT STAND THERE I SAID COME INDONT : not work safe
• I'M A LITTLE FUCKIN BUSY HERE - Company of Heroes, made me laugh every time : Magus
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  Giants: "Would you lads mind helping me rescue Timmy? For I'm just an old man, plus... me balls are saggy... : Caboose
  • that game was pure awesome : ErneX
  • I remember almost falling out of my chair in laughter when that happened. : dltrem
• lol, did you see DOOM the movie? did that even have dialogue? like the new C&C : radula
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  Yup, you're pretty right about that. Writing in games is so incredibly sub-standard. I have to go back ... : GeorgeB3DR
  • can you drop a little about DNF's writing? :P : RikiTiki2
• I can quote both Sam & Max and Full Throttle almost entirely. : theamazingrand0
• The sanctity of this place has been fouled : sevogajre
• All the good dialogue for games got spent in Torment, they ran out after that. : Vincent Grayson
• The Paper Mario games always have great dialogue, or at least moments of great dialogue. : Boxelder
• Hey Mr. Freeman, looks like you're in the barrel today. : Torm
• You must gather your party before venturing forth. Wanna go to tha bear pits tomorrow? Heh. A thron : speon
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  It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.... and I'm all out of gum. Who here doesn't know where that'... : Dimmona
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    You mean like They Live or is that the joke? : trove
    • :'( : Dimmona
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  Metal Gear Solid. "A Hind D?" "Meryl?" "Meryl!" "This is Snake. Do you read me, Colonel?" "L... : RevRaven
  • And the greatest exchange ever... "What's your name? Your real name? Name means nothing on the battle... : RevRaven
• NOLF had fantastic dialog, including the shit that had nothing to do with anything. (Or should I say, es... : rosewood
• While I can't exactly quote lines from the games, Thief and System Shock 2 had 'memorable' dialogue for m : Rag and Bone Man
• I can't use these two things together - The Dig : red2lucas
• What can change the nature of a man? : Jumperus
• jill take this since you are the master of unlocking! [you aquire lockpick] : xxiv
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  I'm not puttin' my lips on that - Full Throttle. : GeorgeB3DR
  • Hahaha! brilliant, forgot about that. You know what would look better on your nose? THE BAR. When I : speon
  • "Where'd you get those forks?" "Next to the knives and spoons." : Chris Remo
  • I don't like art. I also don't like whatever that is. : Conan
• Also...this is a large reason why movies like Aliens or Star Wars rule. They are incredibly quotable. : GeorgeB3DR
• Yes, that is a cow. : SwiftyPants
• FOX FOX Fox fox.....DIE. : Super Sparker
• My Favourite is Sam's dialogue when you try and pick up the Desoto repeatedly. "I can't pick that up" ... : shavenewok
• The dialogue in the classic RPGs is easily as good as the best movies. Fallout, Planescape, Baldur's Gat... : Ravenkettle
• "Hell to da no!" - Cole Train : diddlyd
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  "Never get out of the car." - i76 : pres589
  • Oh fuck I need a remake of that game. : Super Sparker
• You know the difference between you and the you five minutes ago? The you five minutes ago had five minut : thewriter
• Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper ri : YamatoTwinkie
• all of KCHAT. : pyide
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  "i'm gonna shoot you in the FACE!" : gyokuro
  • Sup quote buddy. : Hello Kitty
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  I shall kill you...with DEATH! -Anachronox : sparkly
  • I fucking love that game. Best thing they ever did with the Quake 2 engine right there. : Orange Pylon
• "I'm looking for sailors", of course. : Borzoi
• that one droid in kotor had some good lines, the one that called humans meatbags and such... i can't reme... : one baby to another
• SOTC. "It doesn't matter." : -mu-
• Discworld didn't have too many memorable lines, but it had some damn clever ones. : Orange Pylon
• I can't seen how people get pulled into the writing in games. It has always seemed like an afterthought,... : tree8
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  Weellcome. What'r you buyin? Greetings stranger! : deathofrats
  • Not enough cash! ... Stranger. : crummynz
• stay awhile...staaay forever : skruff
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  "What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!" "But enough talk, have at you!" : GodZilly
  • you win. : pyide
• Goggolor is immune to bullets! And love. - Psychonauts. : Dynotaku
• Sam: Percent sign, ampersand, dollar sign! Max: And colon, semicolon, too! Tool-Bending Guy: What are y : SilverSnake
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  KOTOR. HK-47. "Meatbag". 'Nuff said. : action wombmate
  • HK-47: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine... Revan: Maybe later... : Balboa
• You look like you need a monkey. : marmite
• http://cals.arizona.edu/~rahr/bad_dudes.bmp : klearlyunseen
• I hear the Fighters Guild is recruiting again. Not bad work if you've got the stones for it. : timmie
• There's some solid writing in Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines, too. Nothing that I'd call exemplary o... : action wombmate
• I can blv this thread hasn't yet picked up "Look at you, Hacker... a pathetic creature of meat and bone." : ThrillKill
• "aw, look at the cuddly bear in the woods. cuddly bear in the woods!?!?" : mista mista
• "Greetings you senile old hag!" -Kingdom o' Magic : GodZilly
• I Can't use the Skeleton Arm with that : alnya
• L-l-l-look at you ha-hacker, a p-p-p-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. I'll stand on my head to m : woddemandred
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  WELCOME STRANGER! What are you buying?? : OrkO
  • what're ya sellin? ahh.. i'll buy it at a high price. : pyide
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  "What can make the nature of a man?" : Anti_dentite
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    change damn it, change... : lightly inclined
    • I know, I realized as soon as I hit the post button! : Anti_dentite
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  I'm selling these fine leather jackets. : Chris Remo
  • LucasArts adventures don't count anymore. (Because they have too much...) "Don't touch it, Max. You'll : skankcore
• God of War 1 had a pretty good story. Very memorable. : _hiob_
• Want some Rye? Course you do! : shavenewok
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  Another thing I'd like to add regarding this - To be certain, there are lots of gret movies with lots of : action wombmate
  • Holy typos, Batman. Time to stop posting just before going to sleep. : action wombmate
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  People constantly replay movies, not games. : wild falcon
  • We're hardcore; we don't count. :) : wild falcon
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  Oh, and I'm quite often reciting comments from Gears of War... I'll take those... SHIT YEAH! WHOOO! : SilverSnake
  • Starcraft one-liners still get some use amongst my college friends and I. : action wombmate
• HEY!! HEY!! HEY!! ... : Drewus
• Capital! The Gray Fox : ijjz
• I use a quote from Kyrandia 2 almost daily! Whenever I say "I'm full," the other person almost always res... : helvetica
• Prey had something cool in it, but I can't remember. : Pneum0
• does deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaath... count? : Hiro
• "closer... come closer... and BURN!" I dunno, I thought WoW adding voices to TBC boss encounters were ... : chilln