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  With a description like that, of course! http://stoldark.com/Shack/oneshot/mega_game.swf : ieGod
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    Well that is actully close but the ball is really small and yuo draw lines trying to guide the ball to a ... : oneshot
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      you mean Jezzball, the old Windows 95 game? : biskits
      • Man, I got so totally addicted to that game when I started working. It was the first game that came to my... : zehh
      • 95 3.1 Awesome game. : sanchez
    • KIRBY'S CANVAS CURSE! BEST GAME EVER! : yoonix
  • I think it's broken, nothing happens... : gakera
  • lol : DonkeyPopsicle
  • fucking GOLF CLAP : dopefish
  • You win, Sir. You win. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • Awesome. : Zero|DPX
  • hahahahaha : yAak
  • Oh jeebus, well done. : crummynz
  • no way ahahahha : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Best game I've played in a long time! : losimagic
  • Does this use the Unreal 3 engine? : warcrow
  • I saw this on the LOL ' D page and just clicked on the game, and it made go WTF until I read the post. T... : mrfunky3000
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    anyone get past level 1? : ermac
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      yeah, but i'm stuck on level 3 currently : wtf242
      • ^^ h4x : Flying h4x0r
      • they need to tighten up the graphics a little bit on level 3 : dewdman
    • you have to draw certain things to advance in levels. : DrFlammable
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    GOTY. Nothing else comes close. : Redfield
    • I no longer care about TF2 or QW:ET : metralgia
  • i beat the game yo's! http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/32/186/1862759080.jpg : nandu666
  • bahahaha very nice I don't get it : WarhawK
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    way to steal textures. : creep
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      I know, that black one is straight from doom 3. : sanchez
      • No it wasn't. It WAS Doom 3. : Orange Pylon
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    Haha! I just got the joke. You made that especially for him. : Grim_Grom
    • ^^^Captain Obvious right here : Bantis
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  www.addictinggames.com/paintballthegame.html : Nixx2004
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    That's gotta be the easiest game ever made. : Haku-Jin
    • it was harder than Prey : Zibro
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    Is the third level....a cock? hahaha : aggressor
    • hahahah thats great : papaskot
    • And after you finish, you've shot your load. : anonimo
  • Thats the one thanks : oneshot
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    I can't believe i just spent a fucking half hour playing that. Jesus fucking cruise almighty. : ki11_viru5
    • haha I thought the same thing : cryptical
  • This game is actually a great time waster on the Wii www.wiicade.com : snagger
  • i cant believe i just played that for almost an hour. : virus
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    this is the easiset game ever : spector
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      yeah its kinda silly when everything can be done in 2-3 tries at most : derelict515
      • Several levels don't even require you to *do* anything. . . : YamatoTwinkie
    • I'm stuck on the "Closed - Smith" level. I can't get the ball to get enough momentum to bounce up. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Damn this is addicting. : coyoterys
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    i can't believe i played all the way to the end... : spl
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      http://spl.shackspace.com/paintballEnd.JPG : spl
      • I got the same exact time for minutes. What a waste of time after the first 10 puzzles. : handofthrawn
• hahahaha : MikkleThePickle
• anybody figure out level 14? : smax

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• I like the cut. : boomstickah
• frothy! : DonkeyPopsicle
• \m/ : Sapiens
• Wow, that looks great! : AndyGoin
• way better, nice : snicker-snack 2
• noice : sanchez
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  Every time my wife does that "over the eye" thing, she ends up getting it styled away after a day or two.... : RomSteady
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    you can brush it out of the way and tuck it behind the ear, too. : dahanese
    • Her hair never stays. It's like an unruly kitten. (PRL'd) : RomSteady
• Looks nice! : helvetica
• oh and props to justsayno for hooking me up with dop dop salon. it was worth every penny and i got a head... : dahanese
• we've secretly replaced these shackers dahanese with folgers emo dahanese, lets see if they notice : fletch_
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  hah awesome. your hair looks like mine. :[ : wtf242
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    Like this sort of hair: http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/screamo/index.htm ? : helvetica
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      http://www.turnofthecrank.com/wtf/hair.jpg : wtf242
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        why in hell do you have a weird emo bob thing? also you have way fewer layers in the back than i do. I WI... : dahanese
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          emo bob thing? you mean just the picture? yeah it's a lame picture, but it really shows how long my hair ... : wtf242
          • also i think your hair looks awesome. much much better. I also like the color, although i am color blind ... : wtf242
• Personally i think this haircut would suit you better: http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/F/E/Long4.JPG ... : Silent Wolf
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  Am I seeing things, or did you die your eyebrows, too? : SwiftyPants
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    wow, you are swift indeed. she did. i trusted her. : dahanese
    • I'm trying to picture eyebrows with "roots" showing. Please take pictures when this happens. : SwiftyPants
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  i'd totally do the 2nd chick : reverend~heresy
  • hahahaha : SockMonkeh
  • mike wanted to post that he'd traded up for a new roommate. :-( : dahanese
• oh gad i love it! i love the color <3 : jessipoo
• GAMERCHIC OF THE YEAR 2007!!! : Skoal^Fyfan
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  you stole my haircut! And my haircolor o.O : Megara9
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    You gals should totally have a make-out session to determine who keeps the hair style and color. : Super Sparker
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      only if the shackboys do the same : Megara9
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        Well, that wtf242 doesn't look too bad :P : woddemandred
        • heeeere kitty kitty.. : Megara9
      • This compromise is acceptable. : BenMurphy
      • Won't be the first time! : askedrelic
• think of all the uber quality penis you will get now! : kingfish
• Wow, it's like one of those makeover shows. : Fred Garvin
• Looks good!!! : suicidemachine
• Smokin. : Phil
• Looks good! Your new style is an improvement! : romulan
• Do the curtains match the carpet?! :D lol, i kid i kid. Rock'n new haircut, man, I like it alot. Now p... : warcrow
• I liked old and busted :\ : Ebu
• Wow, that new cut looks great. : Drewus
• The second shot is also enhanced by cleavage :D : Mr.Fusion
• Holy.... wow... That is a major change. Damn... hawt. : Zhaneel
• Very nice... : NFXFSX
• Penif approved! Makes you look alot.....nastier? : Crankladon
• matches the eye color. Nice! :) : Optimus Prime
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  *ahem* http://www.playedpodcast.com/elizabeth/ : warcrow
  • Aw man, the old pic was awesome. : Drewus
  • still had red zombie eyes hot : AbortedFetusChristi
• That color is awesome and you pull it off well. Great cut too. : justsayno
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  aaugh redeye fucking flash photography!! : Majuju
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    it's not a damned photoshoot it was showing an internet gaming forum a hair cut at 1 am JEEZ : dahanese
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      I just hate redeye so very much it is my nemesis I totally agree with the 'new hotness' on the red hai... : Majuju
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        well now asked said we need to have a naked photoshoot without red eye. : dahanese
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          I just want to play around with my penis DSLR and hot chicks :( : askedrelic
          • Have Rebel XT, will travel :( : Majuju
• Lookin' good Dahanese. : NastyJack
• much better : feek
• why do you do this to me? Teh hair is teh hotness. : graceofdragons
• Very nice. I like. : Arcanum
• new cut looks awesome! : knitemare
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  do you have that desktop available for download : sgtsanity
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    On second thought, that joke came out stupid. : sgtsanity
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      it's okay, it's late. also the high res are up on mike's server silly. : dahanese
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        oh also if anyone makes a wallpaper of me and actually uses it past a joke, i'm scrubbing myself with ble... : dahanese
        • that would be worth doing just to see the result! : Bean
        • Didn't that happen already? You can't go back... : thaperfectdrug
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      You know when people post their desktops and people ask for the wallpaper without the icons except in thi... : sgtsanity
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        more like sgtinsanity : mikecyb
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          I'm writing a newspaper column right now on how video games (specifically Will Wright-ish video games) ar... : sgtsanity
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            you're like if they took two Chris Remos and mashed them together and then removed the vocabulary section... : mikecyb
            • I'm really tired too. That probably explains my inability to use commas, em-dashes, semi-colons, or colon... : sgtsanity
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        just shutup now and cut losses : askedrelic
        • "Quit while you're behind" works too but in this case the double entendre is too juicy : PlanetPerfecto
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        stay away from me : dahanese (#4968) « : Mr.Fusion
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          all right mister fusion. enough impersonating me now. I AM ON TO YOU : dahanese
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            just kidding, you rock : dahanese (#5009) « : Mr.Fusion
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              wow thanks dahanese! you are truly a friend : Mr.Fusion
              • Not bad, not bad... : ieGod
      • holy crap this explaination makes it worse : SockMonkeh
• Exactly 342.7% better! : thaperfectdrug
• approval! : yAak
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  i like the old one better. less, "i cut myself at night" ish. : vassili_zaitsev
  • Yay, at least I'm not alone. : Ebu
• Mmmm...I like dark red hair. : Rice-Rocketeer
• looks damn good! : Jayx77
• Substantial improvement, good for you. : Visceral Monkey
• I'd hit it. : Ajax
• ooh, well done : Modica Sol Solis
• you cheeky monkey! I like it, now we can do it with the lights on! : digitalburro
• redheads really do have more fun. : creep
• I like it. Not as short as I had imagined you wanting, which is a good thing. : Judicus
• Much better. Red hair ftw : derelict515
• <3. I say that a lot... : The Key
• Yay! Cuuute! looks great =] : Frozen Pixel
• that is way awesome! : Galadriel07
• definitely less frumpy, but you still didn't take my advice! >:( : p4ck3tloss
• I like it. you look purdy. : DOOManiac
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  Your hair looks like the same color as TheMonkeyWench's. Hot. : Ecks
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    Is Ecks calling for a 1-on-1 Lez-Off? : TastyWheat
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      when is he NOT calling for a lez-off? : jessipoo
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        When I'm asking for a gay-off. : Ecks
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          you said it, not me :P : jessipoo
          • Hey, I'm just trying to give something for the ladies too. : Ecks
• The contrast between this post and the one yesterday is cool. : romulan
• Neato-torpedo. That's what the kids say now, right? : algernoN8
• wuzzle wozle : electrolight
• haha i was skimming this and didnt even look who posted it, i just assumed it was part of the show your g... : Morgin
• So where's your new myspace page with all the Goth music? : Mad Brahmin Disease
• looks great, the colour suits you. : chazums
• Calvin! : davantalus
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  That's shorter than shoulder length, right? It looks it but the angle could be misleading. Looks really g... : Jonathan
  • Batman angles are the rage on MySpace : drucifer
• A+++ I like it : ckj
• yum! : g0nk
• Does the carpet match the curtains?? : mr.sleepy
• i'll take one, please. : SlamDunk
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  just don't let it cover your eyes and it's awesome. : smax
  • I agree. Don't let it cover your face too much. : ki11_viru5
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  A/S/L??? :O : mystifier
  • r u 4 reel? : yedrin
• very nice! : edgewise
• Huzzah! Welcome to the red head club. We'll teach you the secret handshake soon. : MorrisatCNN
• Yep, looks much better :) : SiW73
• emo : OrkO
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  You're all pathetic. : SlimyPetunia
  • That's mean : ventro

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  You should get a real guitar and dedicate as much time to that.... you'd be a rockstar by now. : Juno
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    Yeah! Or get a real GUN instead of playing Counter-Strike--think how good of a shooter you'd be! Or get a... : Bold
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      seriously, though.... guitars get you chicks, free drinks, and fame, for not that big of an investment. ... : Juno
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        because people just want to rock out with this game. nothing complicated really. : MurrayTheSkull
        • FREE DRINKS AND CHICKS, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!? : Juno
      • i think it's because guitar hero is way, way, way easier than actually playing the guitar. i bought gh2 ... : electroly
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        Because 999 out of 1,000 guitarists won't be in a band that anyone gives a shit about, and will end up ri... : EvilDolemite
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          dude, hit up some shitty local bar for $40 bucks a night : Juno
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            Dude, what the fuck has GH got to do with going out to bars? Nothing, so go away. : breal0
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              I'm saying, you can be a REAL guitar hero. : Juno
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                Or a REAL airplane pilot. But sometimes it's fun just to play a game, y'know? : Bold
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                  you are absolutely NO fun. fuckin' go get drunk and go live it up, ya know? : Juno
                  • so this is why pilots drink too much! : delataur
                  • ...says the 21-year old. New to the bar scene, eh? Protip: the rest of us grownups have been to bars. For... : Bold
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            hahaha, it's not even remotely that simple : Halen
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              yes it is. Try it. : Juno
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                Do you play the guitar? No? I hope not. I set you a challenge - go out and get a guitar and head to a ba : losimagic
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                  OH WAIT I PLAY AT A BAR EVERY WEEK you tard : Juno
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                    ^ personal attack - I am sad :( : losimagic
                    • it was a lovingly mean tard slur :o( : Juno
              • Been there, done that. If you want to do well, it takes time and work. It's not instantaneous. It's diffe... : Halen
    • Apples and oranges doesn't even begin here. : systatic
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    Don't be THAT guy. I've played real guitar for over 10 years, and Guitar Hero is still a hell of alot ... : Drewus
    • Agreed. I have a college degree in music, and I think GH/GH2 is a blast. And even though I've been teachi : Bold
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      have you played the PS2 karaoke game? not the american idol one.... the other one. I'm a total rocks... : Juno
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        Singstar? : Drewus
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          Yes! I kinda cheated, coz I sang a few of the songs in a Mormon dance rock band (I'm not Mormon), but I t... : Juno
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            The only time i've played that game was at a shitty club in Melbourne ( for you Melbournians it was that ... : Drewus
            • Also Ray Muzyka sings like he's a fucking pop idol. He ended up winning the entire night. : Drewus
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        But why bother with karaoke??? Why not go out and get singing lessons, then go to local auditions?? Then ... : breal0
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          actually, I'm trying my hand at that... I'm a frontman in a local dance band... and it'really DOES get yo... : Juno
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            dance band? Ooooooookay : Drewus
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              uh, what else do people do to music? Dancing + Music = win : Juno
              • Um, listen to it? : Drewus
          • I, nor most people (I suspect), would ever want to be in a band. The fantasy of it might be good, but in ... : breal0
  • I beat Hangar 18 on hard after 3 weeks or so. How many years of practice would it take to play it for rea... : lord cecil
  • Ah and if you dedicated the same amount of time to real guitar as mastering Guitar Hero (probably a hundr... : EvilDolemite
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    What's funny is that I basically don't play Guitar Hero anymore at all for this reason. I have GH2 on PS... : Chris Remo
    • I had the same thing. After sinking about a month into Guitar Hero, I realised I hadn't picked up my real... : peanut-
  • Juno, what the hell are you doing ? : ki11_viru5
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  guitar hero is to rocking as the fleshlight is to sexoring : gyokuro
  • I apply the same logic to first person shooters, which is why I murder bad guys and terrorists on my time... : Serpico74
  • so pretty shit then and not at all like the real thing? : trelain
  • a cheap and easy alternative that gives you all the good feelings and none of the hassle? damn straight, ... : AbortedFetusChristi
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  GH2 needs a quick save (judging by all the posts). : cause&effect
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    eh? It autosaves after every song. : DinK
    • Twas a joke. I picked GH2 up yesterday and am having a blast.. just 4-5 starred the first 30 songs on Med... : cause&effect
  • The checkpoints are too sparse. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Tier 7 on hard is worse than tier 8. I failed the last two songs my first time through on 360, and I bel... : DinK
  • Gemini on expert took me forever to get. : c0mpatibl3
  • ummmm tier 8 is really hard with psycobilly freakout it was the first song that I failed on... and contin... : carazy