Evening Reading

Well its a new week.. I spent some time reshuffling my entertainment center so that it is actually simple to use again. Generally having to push 22 buttons to watch TV is a bad thing.

- Business loves VR
- Lost looking for an end
- Beyond iphone, and Blackberry attempts a response
- Handwriting kills

Lastly, looks like OJ's hypothetical is getting published. Oh and prequel!

Steve Gibson is the cofounder of Shacknews.com. Originally known as sCary's Quakeholio back in 1996, Steve is now President of Gearbox Publishing after selling Shacknews to GameFly in 2009.

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    January 15, 2007 6:00 PM

    Don;t you guys start 24 threads anymore?

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      January 15, 2007 6:01 PM

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      January 15, 2007 6:01 PM

      Has anybody seen a 24 thread yet? I'm just waiting for one to start...

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      January 15, 2007 6:01 PM

      some of us do, some of us don't.

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      January 15, 2007 6:01 PM

      ARGH. I have to watch the second half later tonight!

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      January 15, 2007 6:02 PM

      n00b, they're JBPH threads.

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      January 15, 2007 6:02 PM

      let me try this again...

      apparently not.

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      January 15, 2007 6:04 PM

      first disc of ff7 is still lame :(

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      January 15, 2007 6:13 PM

      wow the 24 successfully make every female character an emotional idiot...wait

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        January 15, 2007 6:14 PM

        hahaha - the TV adds 10 pounds of EMO chick

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        January 15, 2007 6:19 PM

        wow the 24 successfully make every female character who isn't Jack an emotional complete idiot...wait

        Fixed.

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      January 15, 2007 6:26 PM

      I actually met motherfucking Jack Bauer last night at a bar. I was playing WOW while my roommates and girlfriend went to a bar down the road (lol nerd, you say as you post on an internet gaming website).

      I got a call from my girlfriend saying Kiefer Sutherland was in the bar with them(!!) I immediately got in the car and drove over in 5 minutes 12 miles through LA traffic. I went in, and they laughed at me as I tried to eyeball him without looking like an ass. He was drinking with a couple girls, and at one point got up holding a bottle of wine and did a little dance then killed a man with it.

      At one point I noticed him walk outside, and my roommates started to go outside to have a smoke. I pretty much had to join them. When we got out there he was talking about football with some guy wearing a Pats cap, and being from boston, I interjected myself into the conversation. We bullshitted for a while, although I was a little nervous most of the time. I mainly associate his face with painful death, and expected at any minute that we'd all be kidnapped or blown up by terrorism.

      He was drunk (of course) and hitting on my roommate (of course - her tits were pretty much falling out of her shirt), and overall a really fun guy.

      After he went back inside, I asked the door man if they get celebrities there often (it's on santa monica in hollywood). "Yeah, every couple weeks," he said, as the guy who played Bud Bundy walked out of the bar.

      Pics of roommate: http://drewmarlowe.com/pictures/Thanksgiving/IMG_1129.jpg

      Pics of Kiefer: http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/Buzzard295/jack_vampire2.gif

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        January 15, 2007 6:29 PM

        loboca's sister saw him on the street the other day

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          January 15, 2007 6:30 PM

          Michael Jackson came to my house to use the bathroom

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        January 15, 2007 6:29 PM

        I see what you did there.

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        January 15, 2007 6:58 PM

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        January 15, 2007 6:59 PM

        you have to drink this! there's no time!

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        January 16, 2007 12:37 AM

        I saw Bud Bundy in line for a movie once. Speaking as someone who is 5'8", not tall by any means, that dude is short. Like, he could ride around in a kangaroo pouch.

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      January 15, 2007 6:30 PM

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      January 15, 2007 6:48 PM

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        January 15, 2007 10:37 PM

        Shackers give me faith...I don't know anymore, after watching Jack shoot Curtis and then a fucking nuke going off in LA I am worried how this season will be able to be on only once a week...God Damn. I was worried that the whole Curtis not liking Assad but I didn't think it was going to end up like that, and then...I mean...OMFG who else has to die for Jack to save LA?!

        P.S. PLEASE DON'T KILL KIM, PLEASE DON'T KILL KIM...

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      January 15, 2007 6:48 PM

      OMGWTFBBQ!

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      January 15, 2007 6:48 PM

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      January 15, 2007 6:49 PM

      OH SHIT!

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      January 15, 2007 6:49 PM

      haha this show has just gone ridiculous

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      January 15, 2007 6:50 PM

      I tried to start a thread, but it blew up. On another note. HOLY SHIT!

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      January 15, 2007 6:50 PM

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      January 15, 2007 6:53 PM

      Oh shit, ithappened.

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      January 15, 2007 6:53 PM

      SWEET!!!!

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      January 15, 2007 6:53 PM

      OH SHIT AGAIN!

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      January 15, 2007 6:53 PM

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      January 15, 2007 6:54 PM

      HE CAN'T QUIT NOW

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      January 15, 2007 6:55 PM

      I didn't think that shit would happen, how in the hell are they gonna deal with that.

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      January 15, 2007 6:55 PM

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      January 15, 2007 6:55 PM

      Oh snap! (major episode spoiler)

      LOS ANGELES HIT
      5k DEAD

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      January 15, 2007 6:56 PM

      I. Have. Offically. Seen. It. All.

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      January 15, 2007 6:56 PM

      looks like we're gonna need more CTU guys

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      January 15, 2007 6:56 PM

      oh my god. fucking crazy

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      January 15, 2007 6:56 PM

      OH FERFUCKSAKE. NO MORE I TELL YOU. I am DONE with this show. I mean. BAH.

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        January 15, 2007 6:58 PM

        what are all these i'm done posts?

        that was awesome, i'll never understand you people who are all "OMG! I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS AGAIN!" after every show.

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        January 15, 2007 6:59 PM

        I wonder how many people are going to feel about this way?

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        January 15, 2007 7:10 PM

        its ok.. even jack bauer thought he was done

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      January 15, 2007 6:57 PM

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        January 15, 2007 6:58 PM

        I see what you did there. 1970s, represent!

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          January 15, 2007 6:59 PM

          Oh crap, for some reason I was thinking THREE MILE, which would've been funny. Never mind, nuthin' to see here.

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            January 15, 2007 7:00 PM

            yes you are 2 seasons behind :)

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        January 15, 2007 7:12 PM

        Of course. You could tell from the preview from last night when Bauer is looking up and some sort of bright yellow light suddenly illuminates his face.

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      January 15, 2007 7:00 PM

      Well now they did it, they done pissed the bauer off.

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      January 15, 2007 7:00 PM

      Oh damn.

      Just... damn.

      The way that last episode ended..

      damn.

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      January 15, 2007 7:02 PM

      At first i though oh great, theres a shocker They have to stop a nukeBut I never thought that shit would happen.

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        January 15, 2007 7:03 PM

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          January 15, 2007 7:06 PM

          Another thing.. during the episode, Jack wasn't at the scene, no heros at the site to stop it - it had to blow

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      January 15, 2007 7:05 PM

      I CANT WAIT to find out what that ron howard ( next ep preview spoilers ->) illuminati looking guy from last season's whole deal has been. I am so glad jack finally catches up with him next ep. I have wanted to know who he was, what hes working towards etc since last season!

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      January 15, 2007 7:07 PM

      Holy fuck, awesome two episodes tonight, and an awesome two yesterday
      Season off to a tremendous start so far!

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      January 15, 2007 7:11 PM

      I knew it was coming but still... god damn.

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      January 15, 2007 7:13 PM

      great, great 4 hour season opening. I love the shot against the sun as Jack was cracking up and the sun kept going over his shoulder in and out. Really cool. The ending was kinda expected, but still.. to see it was pretty damn bad ass.
      And for those of you that complain, Jack will hunt you down and tear your throat out with his teeth!

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        January 15, 2007 7:15 PM

        I think that must explain why he's always a hoarse-whisperer (get it? "hoarse whisperer? ah, never mind)--all that roughage from the man flesh he's scarfing down as he takes out throat after throat is bound to cause some vocal chord damage.

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      January 15, 2007 7:14 PM

      Major problem: WTF were the writers thinking with Curtis? That was perhaps the most ridiculous main character death I've ever seen. Admittedly, Curtis was a throw-away character (3 seasons and never once developed), but him suddenly going batshit insane like that? And then as further insult, none of the other characters seem to give a shit. Bill Buchanon is like "good job, Jack!" What a bunch of bullshit. The poor guy gets shot in the throat and nobody bats an eye.

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        January 15, 2007 7:16 PM

        Dude, it isn't clear that Curtis is dead. Bauer was aiming. He must have went for the shoulder, amirite?

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          January 15, 2007 7:23 PM

          looked like the throat to me. just above the bulletproof vest

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            January 15, 2007 7:25 PM

            Damn, looked like he was still alive. Like he was maybe just in shock or something.

            Oh well. America, fuck yeah!

            Yes? No? Maybe?

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              January 15, 2007 7:36 PM

              To me It looks like Jack took him out with a shot to the throat.Otherwise i don't think he'd be hurling

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            January 15, 2007 7:26 PM

            Cut the spinal cord, stopped Curtis from pulling the trigger.

            I teared up at the uncomprehending look on Curtis's face as he died.
            :(

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              January 15, 2007 9:51 PM

              I didn't even know the character and I like Dayum son..

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        January 15, 2007 7:16 PM

        That's what they did to Tony, so screw Curtis. >:(

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        January 15, 2007 7:17 PM

        agreed. also, is he really dead or is he gonna make it? cause u think he got shot in the throat instead of the head so he can still live

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        January 15, 2007 7:17 PM

        I don't know if he's actually dead for sure but I would not be sad if so. He's a douchebag character, always has been, and the show is better off without him.

        Bring back Chase or something.

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          January 15, 2007 7:18 PM

          There have been the commercials with the CTU agent that can deliver coffee, so at least they have someone in line.

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        January 15, 2007 7:18 PM

        Dude had his whole platoon taken out, no chance for retribution and they guy who did it was just pardened by the country he was trying to protect. Could lead to going bat shit. Still think Jack could have shot him in the shoulder, but maybe Jack's aim wasn't intentional

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          January 15, 2007 7:19 PM

          Jack's aim is never unintentional.

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            January 15, 2007 7:25 PM

            I think it was, he was really having a hard time shooting anyone. I think the 20 months in China really did him in. Skills included.

            He had to use both hands and a log to take out one terrorist outside of Bashir's house. Two years ago it would have been silent hand-to-hand

            2 years ago he would have taken that guy on the subway no problem, he pretty much got his ass kicked till he kicked him out the back.

            He had to basically tell Curtis to make the call on when to go into the house. He wasn't sure he was sharp enough to make the call.

            He hesitated when torturing that guy before Assad shoved the knife in his knee.

            He also had to focus really hard, he noticably squinted, when aiming at Curtis. I don't think he shot him in the throat on purpose. I really think he was aiming somewhere else. Just happened that his aim was off, hit him in the throat.

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          January 15, 2007 7:21 PM

          But if he had only shot him in the shoulder he would have probably killed Assad. It was the only way to be sure. I'm more upset at how none of the other characters expressed any emotion. Everyone was like, "Curtis suddenly went crazy and Jack shot him dead? Oh fucking well." It just doesn't make any sense!

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        January 15, 2007 7:19 PM

        MAJOR SPOILER: The Larry King interview had Ricky Schroder as part of the cast, saying that he is a CTU agent.. I bet he's going to come in to replace Curtis..

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        January 15, 2007 7:28 PM

        Another thought If Assad ends up being a really evil terrorist and is just playing everybody for fools, then Jack is going to look really silly for killing Curtis. And knowing this show, I wouldn't put this "twist" past them.

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          January 15, 2007 7:33 PM

          Yeah, this also crossed my mind. Very much an option at this point.. that Assad and Fayed are still somehow working together.

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          January 15, 2007 7:36 PM

          yeah except if jack hadn't shown up to save assad he would have been missile'd... jack showed up like 3 min before it happened and they didn't believe him remember?

          however, knowing 24, he probably will end up being evil. Plus, there will definitely be a mole in CTU as always

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        January 15, 2007 7:34 PM

        have you not watched 24 before?

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        January 15, 2007 7:59 PM

        Did they actually confirm that he was dead?

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        January 15, 2007 10:14 PM

        I disagree: I feel Curtis might of been the only one acting normal. If this man has been a terrorist for 20 years and responsible for as many deaths as they have said I would of acted the same way. Then when you know the back story it is extremely understandable he would act in such a way. Also Bauer then quits after he shoots Curtis so its not like everything was taken lightly.

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      January 15, 2007 7:18 PM

      my only gripe about 24 is why does all this shit happen in LA.. jesus christ.. there ARE other areas of the country..

      otherwise FUCK YEA KILL EM ALL JACK!!!

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        January 15, 2007 7:19 PM

        IIRC, the reason is that since it's one "day", they need an area with fairly consistent appearance year-round, and LA's a good city for that.

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      January 15, 2007 7:28 PM

      welp. That episode did deliver.

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        January 15, 2007 7:35 PM

        hahaha what?

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          January 15, 2007 7:40 PM

          it delivered. i wasn't left going "meh".

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            January 15, 2007 7:41 PM

            i think i misread that as you saying it DIDN'T deliver

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      January 15, 2007 7:44 PM

      I liked Chloe better when she was just an analyst. Too hard to take her seriously.

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        January 15, 2007 7:45 PM

        the milo/morris bit was lame. why must they always put some lame subplot in there?

        but other than that, YES.

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      January 15, 2007 7:45 PM

      is anyone else wondering how fayed is still alive? he was in the previews for next episode but he had to have been in the blast radius of the nuke. he was in the scene moments before the swat dudes rushed in and the nuke went off. did i miss some kind of secret underground nuke chamber?

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        January 15, 2007 7:47 PM

        remember: LA traffic does not exist in the 24 world

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          January 15, 2007 7:48 PM

          well then what about fallout? if jack saw the blast isn't he gonna die from radiation poisoning?

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            January 15, 2007 7:49 PM

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            January 15, 2007 7:51 PM

            jack is in granada hills which is south of valencia roughly 10-15 miles or so and separated by mountains. also in ep5. they explain the fallout is moving away from LA, so very little fallout threat in san fernan. valley or in LA

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            January 15, 2007 7:59 PM

            I think that's what's irritating me so much, actually. I mean, seriously, they showed it like it was really close to him, etc.

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              January 15, 2007 8:02 PM

              again...jack was rougly 15 miles away with mountains in between and winds blowing away from where he is... other than the flawless traffic in the 24 world, it's actually conceivable.

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        January 15, 2007 7:48 PM

        he left, and they stated that the nuke only had about a 1/2 mile radius.. 5 minute drive and yer outta the blast zone

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          January 15, 2007 7:52 PM

          spoiler: in ep. 5 they explain that the blast radius from this nuke was 1 sq. mile and that initial casualties are in the 12k range

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            January 15, 2007 7:56 PM

            You might want to point out you're spoiling episode 5 :|

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              January 15, 2007 7:58 PM

              sorry... i tried to label it spoiler. should have been more specific

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                January 15, 2007 8:01 PM

                but why???? it wasn't that bad a spoiler, i wouldn't stress it, but in the future you might try "future episode spoiler" or something

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                  January 15, 2007 8:04 PM

                  Some of us are really anal about spoilers.

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                    January 15, 2007 8:05 PM

                    yeah, i know, i was just making a joke about his name.

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        January 15, 2007 7:49 PM

        No... he walked out to the car and at that point told Ahmed to kill the son. That's when he left. He got away by 20 minutes or so.

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      January 15, 2007 7:45 PM

      I watched last nights abit ago. I hope Chloe dies in a fire

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        January 15, 2007 7:47 PM

        I'm sorry what

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        January 15, 2007 7:50 PM

        You misspelled Sandra Palmer. Fuck her. I hope she gets captured and dies a slow, painful death.

        Oh and aids too. I hope she gets it.

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          January 15, 2007 10:19 PM

          Palmer women are always annoying.

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        January 15, 2007 7:51 PM

        maybe you should die in a fire, you ever think about that?

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        January 15, 2007 8:02 PM

        Same here. Maybe it'll burn off her monobrow expression, the only one she had during all 4 first episodes.

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      January 15, 2007 7:53 PM

      When are they gonna kill That little bald bastard with the glasses?That fuckers been in i think every season, and I still don't know wtf that guys doing.

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        January 15, 2007 7:58 PM

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          January 15, 2007 7:59 PM

          From next week's preview -- you know the guy who was calling the shots on tricky dicky last season.

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          January 15, 2007 8:00 PM

          The dude jack punches in the preview for next week. He's always involved in shit somehow, but I don't think it ever explained exactly what the guy does.

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      January 15, 2007 8:12 PM

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        January 15, 2007 8:13 PM

        Hollywood is a massive threat to them clearly.

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        January 15, 2007 8:20 PM

        budget

        The show is making massive money. No need for them to build new sets and film in new locations.

        Plus LA has that sun-drenched pre-apocalypse feel that works so well.

        There are also remote deserts located within 30 mins of the city, which the production crew seems to love.

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        January 15, 2007 8:37 PM

        I mentioned this elsewhere in the thread, but I believe the reasoning is that LA's weather is pretty static, and it needs to be that way for the entire 6 months or so of filming to look like they're taking place on the same day.

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          January 15, 2007 8:43 PM

          Hmm interesting. Still, I'd love to see JB just tearing ass around NYC. Kind of like Diehard 3 except w/out the sucking.

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        January 16, 2007 6:08 AM

        Jack doesnt know his way around NYC

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      January 15, 2007 8:38 PM

      All 4 episodes will be for sale tomorrow in stores if you missed it last night and tonight like I did. I'll be looking forward to reading this thread afterwards >:(

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      January 15, 2007 9:54 PM

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      January 15, 2007 10:03 PM

      HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!?

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      January 15, 2007 10:04 PM

      Anyone else caught Morris mentioning nuke/Wilshire? Didn't he say it before CTU even knew there were nukes involved? Sounds like he is in it.

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        January 15, 2007 10:12 PM

        Well he was off doing something else once too

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          January 15, 2007 10:20 PM

          Yeah, he was constantly messing with something else.

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            January 15, 2007 10:25 PM

            Morris can't possibly be a mole. How can CTU have *another* one? It would just be ridiculous. Which means that he is one, of course.

            Seriously though, I bet he is using CTU resources for personal gain. Making money by redirecting satellites or something stupid for some private industry. Not a terrorist.

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        January 15, 2007 10:23 PM

        I wondered the same. I mean if that army sergeant was in on it, who knows...

        regarding Morris: also... the nukes were RUSSIAN, so what of Morris' background ??? DOES HE HAVE RUSSIAN TIES OR SOMETHING? that army sergeant might have... ????

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      January 15, 2007 10:04 PM

      is anyone else laughing at the fact that Kumar & his brother were both in tonight's episode?

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      January 15, 2007 10:06 PM

      Okay, that was insane. I had an idea what was going to happen thanks to Drudge Report but it was still shocking to see the mushroom cloud. :((

      Jack : What the hell? He pusses out on sticking some terrorist fuck for information but then goes ahead and shoots one of his only friends in the neck? He better make up for this with some serious scumbag ass whooping for the rest of the season.

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        January 15, 2007 10:11 PM

        He is scarred mentally and psyically from being held in China and all the shit that has happened for the past 6 seasons. But now it appears he is super pissed now that the fucks did a nuke.

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      January 15, 2007 10:17 PM

      yeah, well, uh.. the adama maneuver was still better. srsly.

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      January 15, 2007 10:19 PM

      holy mother fucking shitbuckets. this is up SEVERAL notches now.

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      January 16, 2007 12:03 AM

      I'm so sad... :( Why!!!

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        January 16, 2007 12:05 AM

        because you gotta wait till next week

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        January 16, 2007 12:09 AM

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          January 16, 2007 12:32 AM

          Yeah, I liked Curtis' character a lot. He never complained about getting the short end of the stick. He's CTU's lead field agent but always has to hand it over to Jack when he decides to come back. He looked so sad and betrayed when he got shot. It's almost like they kill characters for ratings, not plot.

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