Evening Reading

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  If I was a moose and I didn't give people errections, I would be disapointed with my skill set. : rosewood
  • Strange I've never been turned on by a moose.... I bet there are tons of sad moose roaming around. : carazy
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  What makes you think you'll be massaged by a chick? :) : Balboa
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    That's what was scheduled. The girl had it arranged that way. Now, if I got a boner while being massage... : amrbean
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      You tell her that your gay... : rosewood
      • lmao i almost spit up my coffee : bozer
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      Whats worst getting an erection while a guy massages you, or the massage guy getting one .... : yourname00
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        Id feel pretty good about myself if my moose got an errection. : rosewood
        • Is moose like slang for Masseuse and Masseur? : carazy
        • not enough action from the wifey, eh? : reverend~heresy
• Don't worry about it. It's never happened to me and I'm very boner prone and get a lot of massages. : kgargonmagrix79
• think of rosie o'donald in a bikini while doing number crunching in your head. : reverend~heresy
• My girlfriend is studying massage therapy and has heard stories about girls massaging guys and the dudes ... : cookblaze
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  When I've gotten massages, you're lying face down on a table, so except for afterwards, no one's going to... : perstephanie
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    What if you're getting a full body massage? : carazy
    • this is where being asian comes in handy :( : reverend~heresy
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      There's always a blanket over you, but I suppose that's not as helpful as it could be. : perstephanie
      • amrbean goes camping! : fletch_
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  So you are naked with a towel over you and some chick is rubbing oil on you and you aren't supposed to ge... : mrwolf710
  • She looks like Clint Eastwood. : cerealSAM2
  • It's like a heavy blanket. See? That's completely different. : perstephanie
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  i'm in massage therapy school myself, gonna graduate this thursday actually. i would say don't worry abou... : oggypip
  • Sounds like a good plan to me. : SilverSnake
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    What do you mean most massage therapists are ready to deal with this sort of thing? Do you get like a sp... : TwiLyght
    • haha. good one. : reverend~heresy
• I got a 'slight' one when I went for my first-ever massage, which happened to be a couples massage with m... : tangles
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  duct it to your leg : Clay
  • err duct tape it to your leg : Clay
• Start crying and apologize profusely, then run out of the room. : aethyr
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  mabey you'll get a massage from a guy : tension
  • Niiiiiiiiice : TwiLyght
  • ramon'd : oHnOES
• Why don't you tell her: Baby the only way of endure the touch of another woman was thinking of you. Your ... : omontero
• Have your girl suck you off like 5-6 aggressively beforehand. Then if you get an erection, everyone ther... : losder5000
• I fall asleep during professional massages, its very relaxing : kevp
• * Z O O L A N D E R ' D * : trick
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  Masseuses ARE trained to varying extents to deal with the situation, but their comfort levels and eays of... : wizard-in-the-spire
  • you're like a month too late on this. How the hell did you end up in this old ER? : Prozium

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• I don't think it was the best episode ever. I do think it was one of the most creative ones in a long tim... : Entity
• THANK YOU for reminding me thiscame on tonight : Degenerate
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  No, I think the Scott Tenorman episode is the pinnacle of South Park, and it'll be hard for them to match... : sgtsanity
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    ^^ Scott Tenorman is one of the best episodes of anything ever. : Rauol Duke
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      I agree 100%. You scare me. : Bean
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        We could be happy together Bean... you and I. In the mountains where my folks had that farm... together..... : Rauol Duke
        • Okay then... you bring the beer, I'll bring the Astroglide! : Bean
    • Very true...also, now that I think back, the anime fighting episode was pretty amazing as well. This one... : Saman
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      I havent' seen it yet :( it's in my list. : abrasion
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        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii-6INI3xUo it's not complete, and i don't know how much of the episod... : mallrice
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          Full episode of tenorman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV92FRwQu-M : mallrice
          • hmm... The episode wasn't really that funny until the last minute or so. : Anti_dentite
    • Damn straight : riptyde
  • The Season 8 opener was pretty great too (the one where the kids pretend to be ninjas with weapons). Th... : Prozium
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    While I agree with you, I still laugh my ass off watching the J-Lo/Ben Affleck epsidose. Taco flavored k : metralgia
    • I had a seizure spelling episode. : metralgia
    • I watched that with my g/f and we still make jokes about taco taco taco in funny accents. : abrasion
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    I love the Scott Tenorman episode, too... but I also really love the Civil War reenactment episode.. S'... : ]aratex[
    • That episode is so underrated, it's probably my most watched episode. Even if it's not my absolute favori... : aethyr
    • "Guys...Let's never piss Cartman off..." : AxeMan808
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    the chinkpokomon episode was also very funny also, and the elian gonzalez episode : creep
    • Chinpokomon ga daisuke yo! Oh, and btw, Wiki says that ""Chinpoko" is a children's euphemism for "penis" : Ride-My-Rocket
  • I agree. It was ok. : brickmatt
  • Scott Tenorman Must Die is the best South Park ever, hands down. : Serpico74
• The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers > * : SwiftyPants
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  It's up there. I don't play WoW but my gaming buddies on Ventrilo sound EXACTLY like the SP boys did in ... : owly
  • I'm very behind on my SP's...I havent seen half of the ones in the last 2 years. I need some DVD action ... : Saman
• Definitely up there... but Casa Bonita tops it. : stuka
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  the dead zone episode was pretty amazing. : grifter
  • Oh yeah! "Don't make me do it! wahwahwahwhah-nnnihnnihrrnnng!" : AxeMan808
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  best south park ever? are you insane? the only thing that made me laugh was cartman shitting all over his... : Cold Hate / Warm Blo
  • thank you. this circle jerk has gone on long enough : oHnOES
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  i really didnt like the episode and found it very annoying that blizzard sold out like that. count how m... : oHnOES
  • Sold out? Like they need the cash or the notoriety? If anything it was a pretty negative outlook on t : Lunatic Angelic
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    I agree, kind of. I was just annoyed that it was just a giant ad. : feek
    • I thought it was fuckin awesome that trey and matt were able to use real WoW footage for the episode. Th... : Prozium
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    "Sold out." They run a business. They aren't some indie band looking for credibility. They're here t... : cam3lt0sis
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      yeah dude, that's why they're always pushing censorship and butting heads with comedy central when they w... : Cold Hate / Warm Blo
      • I want some of your Warm Blo : rosewood
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        Reading Comprehension: -1 I'm talking about Blizzard. And in regards to Matt and Trey selling out? ... : cam3lt0sis
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          I bet you have ringworms all over your penis and balls : Cold Hate / Warm Blo
          • what. : cam3lt0sis
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  Critter Christmas : lord cecil
  • good god i loved that episode : cam3lt0sis
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  pwned has been around long before WoW has it not? : paravis
  • Much longer...but apparently WoW is the creator of many things that have been around for years. : judasen
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  I just watched it. Didn't think it was that great. : omnova
  • There were some good individual jokes in there, but overall it was kind of eh. : SpaecKow
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  No, I don't think it's one of their best. Scott Tenorman, Cojoined Fetus, Chinpokomon are all way better.... : edgewise
  • Yeah good call on the Chimpokomon, now there's an episode that did a much better job of brutalizing a pop... : SpaecKow

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  i gotcha : SockMonkeh
  • thank you : graceofdragons
• hehe that line was awesome : mnok
• Wallop has a few too many Web2.0 Words..."people collection" "audience" still really cool though : graceofdragons
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  what is this... Wallop? : NeoMoose
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    MS's? attempt at knocking over MySpace. : Lunatic Angelic
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      It's a Myspace without the incredibly shitty coding and layout. : graceofdragons
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        the thing is, myspace has a massive, entrenched community : RikiTiki2
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          not until like last year or the year before, i remember first starting it myself, all it takes is 1 frien... : graceofdragons
          • yeah, friendster had an entrenched community a couple of years ago, then it shit its own pants : mallrice
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  i suppose i'll take one too if there's any left .. nate dot carnahan at gmail dot com : strider_
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    Gotcha : theargent
    • thank you : strider_
  • I'd like one too. fpsdavid [at] gmail [dot] com. Thanks. : FPSDavid
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  I just don't get why they didn't make the bad guy a Horde character. They were so spot on with a lot of t... : Entity
  • ... They were spot on with this, too. They even said that a character should have to accept a duel to : Ebu
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  anyone else? i_will_ignore_you at hotmail dot com : mallrice
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    anyone else have an invite, that is : mallrice
    • not if you're gonna ignore me :D : biskits
• This is the single greatest moment in gaming TV history. Its insanely funny...because its true. : Saman
• I loved it when Stan's dad died and was making all those gasping noises over Teamspeak. : edgewise
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  Can I get one of those invites too? angrytaxman at gmail dot com : angrytaxman
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    sent. : crummynz
    • Thanks. : angrytaxman
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  I'll take one. prozium ---> gmail : Prozium
  • also sent. : crummynz
• If there's any left can I get an invite? thesnizz AT gmail Thanks : joesnizzle
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  Any invites? scythide at gmail : scythide
  • thanks, got one! : scythide
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  Did I get skipped? fpsdavid [at] gmail : FPSDavid
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    still need one? i have 3. one goes to FPSDavid, then the next two responders. : burgertime
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      i'd like one NodTerrorist at gmail dot com : NodTerrorist
      • check yr inb0x : burgertime
    • nope, sharkii hooked me up. thanks though. : FPSDavid
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  I got ER'd, could use one at brianf80 at hotmail . com, thanks! : kelerian
  • sent : mlevan
  • dont think mine went through if someone wants to try again, or hotmails slow off its ass : kelerian
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  can i get one creptik @ gmail.com : oneshot
  • sure, headed your way : burgertime
  • Sent... : mlevan
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  can i get one? wjowsa at gmail : adev
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    sure, unless mlevan beats me to it! : burgertime
    • thanks : adev
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  Me, me, me! ricerocketeer at gmail dot com! : Rice-Rocketeer
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    you got it. : burgertime
    • Danke, Cap'n! (And thanks to crummynz, too! :) ) : Rice-Rocketeer
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    invite on its way : crummynz
    • ok NOT! burgertime got you : crummynz
• bandwagon'd swellenator [at] gmail.com : Smellsy
• i'll take one: ckjohn at gmail : ckj
• me too pls - david_a_berens@yahoo.com : Vangoghs Ear
• same here please: frizzo at gmail : Daeadin

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• so should we end in the Mall or what? : DonkeyPopsicle
• Stadium is already empty. We need a new target. : moogle
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  Damn, I'm in the stadium - but you guys already killed everyone. : PowerofA
  • there were fewer than 20 people in the whole place. : DonkeyPopsicle
  • *prays he moved character from stadium* : DarkWolf5
• Hahah fuck you guys. 3 minutes and everyone is dead already. : Ojalo1982
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  Logged off in the Topleaf Building after using APs raiding Clapton Stadium. 15 zombies in Topleaf as of 9... : ahlee
  • Same here. Munched some brains, gained a level. : Code RedBeard
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  OK, I'm saving AP to make it to the right sleeping location. Are we going to be spread too thin with 9 s... : Caboose
  • Ah, fuckit, I wanted the XP and spent my last AP munching on brains in Club Haidon. : Caboose
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  Used all my AP and went back to the mall. NE and NW sections have only 1 zombie each in them right now. : Toxy
  • My bad, I forgot I was standing outside... don't know how many are inside : Toxy
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  2 collapses! : Fyunch Click
  • need MoL @ bellamy bldg! : Fyunch Click
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  POLE MALL RAIDERS -- CLUB HAIDON IS NEXT! http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/map.php?menu=goto&suburb=86 fu : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Lights on inside! I smell fresh meat! : moogle
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    Got four hits on the barricades! Still up though. : classicfork
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      Got 2 collapses in. Down to QS. : Ojalo1982
      • got 2more collapses : e1ghtball
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    Damnit I attacked the barricade with 16AP and hit it once... : MrLobo
    • same here 20 ap and 1 hit : crunkfunk
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    does anyone else think we're stretching it a bit thin? maybe, between the mall, stadium, club, topleaf an... : draconic
    • I think we are only a few days from moving on anyway. The burb will be depopulated as dead survivors hea... : trove
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    You are inside Club Haidon. Coloured spotlights highlight an empty stage, and distorted music echoes over... : moogle
    • KILL LUMBERGH : Ride-My-Rocket
  • DOORS OPEN : Ojalo1982
  • 7 brain containers! : Daggoth
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    Alex is down to 48 : funnynamehere
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      I ran out of ap when he was at 2hp :( : e1ghtball
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        No Ap here either. Must get lurching gait. : funnynamehere
        • that's next on my list.. I got my rend flesh tonight though \m/ : e1ghtball
  • Bahahah I infected everyone inside. : moogle
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    i ransacked the whole stadium : Clay
    • Awesome. It's not worth the AP to tear down the barricades, IMO. : Ride-My-Rocket
• Do you guys have any competition at all? I know the resistance supposedly exists, but I never see anyone... : Ecks
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  Currently 6 zombies at the Bellamy building, which is loosely barricaded. : Johnny Law
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    Have you broken in yet? 7 brains inside... : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Correction. 3. : rabididiotchild
• Well that sucked, I used all my AP chasing behind the bodies you guys left behind. I didn't get to attack... : PowerofA
• sorry Gareth Brown ..was hitting f5 and attacking a survivor was my last action..so I kinda attacked you ... : IcomeINpeace
• AUTO REPAIR ZOMBIES One square south-west of Statham Auto Repair is Coxon Auto Repair, which I believe : das_runt
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  Bellamy has StayAlive23(43hp) and drek47(46hp) still alive. The gen is down also. : Umbr
  • 9:35 PM I killed both of them. Bellamy is clear. 8 zeds inside. : ann thracks
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  5 Brain Bins left. : Durandal07
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    Oh FFS, I got Max Z Illian to 1 HP and then missed with all my last three attacks :( : Zero|DPX
    • Doh, I was attacking 03255057 down to 46hp. : Durandal07
• got about 40 xp, leveled up, got lurching gait...all in all, a very nice night :) : davislovestacobell
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  CAN SOMEBODY AT COPELAND REPORT # OF ZEDS INSIDE? We have 13 at Topleaf right now... : Ride-My-Rocket
  • 9 inside, some more outside, i think. : Xhost
  • 10 I do believe : zakazi
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  I, for one, am just offended as hell that the West Grayside threat level has not yet been raised to Extre : Colleton
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    The rating algorithm is based # of 50+ hordes, which is inaccurate. Our horde was able to take out a 3-s... : Ride-My-Rocket
    • this is still a good thing. if more harmans come in for our eating, thats always a good thing, we dont ha... : Crimson
    • plus a higher threat rating would mean harmaanz would be ovoiding the place , and us, like the plague we ... : e1ghtball
    • it isn't just horde size: "Most buildings wide open or zombie-infested; or hostile zombie mobs of 150+... : Toxy
    • If you devle into the discussion page for the suburb warning, those guys take those ratings very seriousl... : trove
    • Probably by the time we've hit a higher rating the burb will be a desolate wasteland and we'll want to mo... : moogle
  • At least half the buildings still have substantial barricades. Once all the safehouses have been cleared... : rabididiotchild
• 13 zeds at Club Haidon 3 brain buckets remaining... : scosno
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  WE NEED 5 MORE ZEDS TO SLEEP @ COPELAND, PLZ : Ride-My-Rocket
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    I can be there in 5 hours (need AP recharge). : aethyr
    • Stay put -- 11 is good for now. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • 11 of us in there atm. : locash
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  So where is everyone at right now? I'm still at the NE corner of the pole mall. : AlexXdude
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    I think they're raiding Club Haidon ( http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/map.php?menu=goto&coord=51|84 ) stil... : Ride-My-Rocket
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      Lumberg is now dead and Hinora is at 38 HP. : AlexXdude
      • I finished off Hinora. No survivors left there. : skizl
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  Someone kill my new pure zombie Asylum Lunatic in TopLeaf please, have 25hp. : Lunatic Angelic
  • Oh... well.. you're down to 19 HP now. :) : Ride-My-Rocket
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  TWO HUMANS IN TOPLEAF! ONE IS DOWN TO 19 HP! : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Open Ze Doors! : zen2k
  • Someone open doors please : ann thracks
  • I'm out of AP. :( : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Grrr, I'm out of AP and only 5 XP away from hiting level 13 :( : AlexXdude
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    Everyone is dead. : brickmatt
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      everyone zombies or everyone humans? : azenmaster
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        Humans, they're toast. : brickmatt
        • Humans, the other white meat. : Johnny Law
• anyone else zombie-ing it up? where to? : azenmaster
• can someone kill me? im in the copeland building : firehawk
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  THURSDAY PM POST-MORTEM Looks like there's even less resistance left than we expected in West Grayside. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • All hail General Maximus Rocketus. : AlexXdude
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    I can probably lead a raid tomorrow @ 9 PM EDT. : Zero|DPX
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      Also I confess that I find the idea of tearing down every barricade in the suburb, ransacking every build... : Zero|DPX
      • I had a really crazy idea for a long term plan for doing something like that in 9 subburbs (3 x 3) in one : TroZ
      • I say we leave the place in ruins and move on to greener pastures. It took us about a week to decimate t... : Toxy
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        I'd do it, but know we'd lose some Horde interest. Now, what I really want to do is be the ones to t... : Ride-My-Rocket
        • this sounds like a really interesting idea. i also believe that with enough leveling and extra members j... : davislovestacobell
  • oh shi.. If BSG on at raid-time and also the shackhype is to be believed then there won't be many village : e1ghtball
  • That's it, I'm starting a wiki on this Maarten character. : Daggoth
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    if we ain't raiding tomorrow, i'll spend my ap making zombie sounds :D : Xhost
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      Might want to wander around looking for humans. Their usual safehouses have all been turned into buffets... : Toxy
      • Even though it appears West Grayside is clear, I think I still have some intel to share for raider hit-an... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    The stadium seems to be getting hit-and-run'd in the stadium. We're down to 2 zombies in each of the wes... : Arcanum
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      Yeah, we've given the order to fall back to the mall. : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Ooops, missed that. *shambles back to the mall* And wow, that first sentence of my post was a bit of ... : Arcanum
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  How did the mall raid go? : Rotten Deadite
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    its now the Zombie Fortress of Shopping Goodness. : hirez
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      BARGAHNZ!!! : smax
      • I lolled, hard.. maybe just 'cause I'm tired though : e1ghtball
    • OLOL!!! : Ride-My-Rocket
  • Read these: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/West_Grayside - current events section http://wiki.urba... : TroZ
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  DID YOU GUYS READ THIS? I'm pretty sure this was posted today as the date is october 5th; http://wi... : AlexXdude
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    One of their dudes did bring up something that I was thinking: our mighty lord of appelflappen should be ... : e1ghtball
    • That was me actually : TroZ
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    http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Maarten make it funny and stuff :( : Daggoth
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      In addition to the Maarten's <place> of Appelflappen remarks above, the text is always written in spraypa : Lunatic Angelic
      • shush! : Daggoth
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        But..... I did it on all 3 mall squares.... : DarkWolf5
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          I started it, then you killed my scout. >:( : Lunatic Angelic
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            I aint no PK. You call me a PKer again and I'll have to kill you! But yeah I take no credit for the messa... : DarkWolf5
            • Haha I meant you as in, the 200 headed beast that is Shack Horde, you, heh. : Lunatic Angelic
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        Oh, now this shit is just fucking brilliant: Rumours that a member of the Knights Templar survivor gro : Ride-My-Rocket
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          lol, I think zombies should be able to write in blood on the walls once a building is cleared. : DarkWolf5
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            I prefer homebrewed feces, myself. : Ride-My-Rocket
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              Zombies poop? O_o : DarkWolf5
              • BREHNZ IN, POOPZAUT! : Ride-My-Rocket
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      we should all eventually get death rattle and figure out how to say 'maaaaaaaaarten', so we can keep sayi... : Xhost
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        Can't happen, only certain characters can be used by a zombie and M and A are not included. They would ge... : DarkWolf5
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          Actually I mean the characters that arn't M A are stripped. Or something like that.Either way it's not po... : DarkWolf5
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            Maaaarhrn... Maaaarhrn... : Johnny Law
            • maaaaMZhMZn... maaaaMZhMZn... : Ride-My-Rocket
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          Not true -- just check this out in the E-to-Z translator ( http://www.siddhant.name/games/ud/english2zomb : Ride-My-Rocket
          • AR mNMRZHG haBBHA bMZaARnRZ ZRHRMZ mRA aBZBZHAMNZRMNaBZBZHAn! : Colleton
  • ha, Shacknews Episode 1: Aftermath : manero
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  still in the stadium. should i move back to copeland or topleaf for the night, or just stay put here or ... : davislovestacobell
  • Fall back to the mall... no reason to stay in the stadium. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  any humans left anywhere for european zombies? : bamb
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    Intel reports there's 10+ survivors holed up in Hayte Library, just across the line in Tapton. Here's a ... : Ride-My-Rocket
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      started moving there but ran into a human and cleaned out my AP.. thanx anyway : bamb
      • Np... whatever gets you XP, at this point. West Grayside is looking fairly desolate. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • smashed at barricades until I ran out of AP : conandan
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    They've cleared us out of Stratham Auto Repair, adjacent to Topleaf, and barricaded it up to extremely he... : alphane
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      Are there still zeds in Topleaf? I'm standing outside Stratham with 33 ap. Hopefully I'll be online wh... : Balboa
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        19 of us in Topleaf. : genom
        • I got stuck with a needle a few hours ago, so the harmans still know we're nearby and are doing recon. : BlackCat9
      • I'll be there in a bit with ~20 AP. Be sure to keep Topleaf reinforced w/ 10-15 zeds, though -- fall bac... : Ride-My-Rocket
    • I got 3 smashes on the auto repair, sitting with 25 AP now. We need more Z's to come and smash! : MisterPhoton
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      Statham Auto is open! http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/map.php?menu=goto&coord=54|85 : Ride-My-Rocket
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        2 humans inside: Sebastian Nox (57 HP), MaDoc (57 HP). I destroyed the generator and the radio, and I da... : Ride-My-Rocket
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          ^^^ 11:19am EST : Ride-My-Rocket
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            I spent a lot of APs smashing into Statham. I'm inside now, but out of APs. Should we smash stuff as APs ... : Dusty_Slim
            • Eat brains first -- the other stuff is just gravy. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  Where is everyone? Where should I be heading? I'm in shore hills now : kgargonmagrix79
  • The Horde is in West Grayside, but that may change soon -- I need to talk to Zero|DPX about what our next... : Ride-My-Rocket

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  I don't think it's terrible, but it is definitely not worth anything above $35. Also, whoever designe... : sharpie
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    the alternative to that being no optimizations and worse performance : kill9
    • worse performance would be a staggering feat : bradsh
    • howzabout a completely different engine that doesn't require it? This is the only, ONLY, game that pulls ... : sharpie
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  Aren't you glad you bought the full game ? : rosewood
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    The regular demo is out now. : Ratsofatsorat
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      Link for download?? : lookitzpancakes
      • http://gau-pc.de/ : crummynz
    • Downloading now. Should be interesting. : Orange Pylon
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  seconded, it's terrible. I have been a big supporter of their games but this one is truly horrid. The... : heff
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    The graphics are awful. The environments look like those from Vietnam with futuristic buildings and vehi... : manlyman
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      It seems to me that the BF franchise is always just shy of becoming a train wreck. It's like every second... : systatic
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        no, this is worse. im not even going to waste my money, and i barely feel like playing the demo anymore. ... : bradsh
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          were there ads in the demo or are they still placeholders? : nico2
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            placeholders. seems kinda slimy : bradsh
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              False advertising in my book, I cant judge how obnoxious they'll really be with them turned off. Oh, E... : Noobler
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                Literally! Hurrr : aeg1x
                • Ugh, how did I not see that one. hurrr indeed, lol : Noobler
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        that kinda what its sounding like.. but I kinda enjoyed BF: Vietnam, BF1942 was clearly better. But BF:... : Shadowdane
        • BF: V really did have its moments. I had a lot of fun with that game with my friends over the phone. : lookitzpancakes
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          I got Vietnam with that BF1942 box set. I didn't play it for too long, but hearing "Ride of the Valkyries... : Orange Pylon
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            Vietnam was MUCH better than 2142. I wish I hadn't purchased this game.. perhaps I can get a refund from ... : heff
            • Hey, at least you're saying this after actually playing the game. I still want to try the demo, mainly ou... : Orange Pylon
      • I liked BF:V :( : ColoradoCNC
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  what a shame. BF1942 was such an awesome idea that could have yielded an incredible series of games, but ... : edgewise
  • Rallisport was pretty tight. I wonder why their BF games are so sloppy? : Fred Garvin
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  I think it sucks because of the lack any type of unlock. Full game will be more diverse : Kn4w
  • The demo doesn't allow unlocks like the beta? : mittense
• ... Really? I'm a fan of the franchise in general (save Battlefield: Vietnam), and I thought the BF214... : mittense
• Hm. I disagree with "terrible" (note: I got the demo from a torrent, not preorder - but i think thats oka... : Vangoghs Ear
• yeah the beta demo was complete crap. : jrock
• I couldn't help it. I had to go out and beat up a kid and steal his computer so I could try the demo and... : rosewood
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  it will be the first BF game I don't buy and that is sad. I'm playing CS more and more these days..which ... : IcomeINpeace
  • dark messiah mulitplayer will be your savior. : kbnerd
  • why not BF2?? CS:S annoys me to no end... if you haven't played BF2 in a while, give it another try th... : Shadowdane
• Well that figures. I download the thing and install, fire it up and wait thru initial 4.5 minute load, I ... : Noobler
• Hmm.. I actually like the beta. The new unlocks which were in the previous beta were interesting enough f... : laidback
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  3615 Ports required. Are they crazy??? In order to play the Battlefield 2142 demo online, you must hav : matthaeus
  • hahahahahaha! : Delusional
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    what.. i didn't open any ports on my router & it works fine. Unless you have some insanely secure route... : Shadowdane
    • I don't think the game uses all the ports everytime. Thats the list of ports the game may use. Thats a hu... : matthaeus
• Am I the only one getting random disconnects from the EA Master Server during a game? : tangles
• On a positive note, they seem to have increased the level load times over BF2. : tangles
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  Who cares? ADS! : Pneum0
  • Even in the future, people still drink Aquafina. : SixDemonBag

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  I hope they don't ruin Fallout by making it like Oblivion or Morrowind. : Modica Sol Solis
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    I would be ok with a fallout that was updated to be like oblivion, especially if its by bethesda. May... : not work safe
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      I guess I'm biased, since I hate Morrowind and Oblivion, and I can barely stand Bethesda's development an... : Modica Sol Solis
      • Go back to nma-fallout, troll. : h0rus
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      but the good parts of fallout are the plot, gameplay, and atmosphere. bethesda knows nothing of these! : JINKY
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        Bingo. Nor do they have ever had any idea how to make progression mean something. : Modica Sol Solis
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          <WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHH/> : jake
          • hahahahaha : DarkWolf5
        • i need to remind myself to put both my contacts in before I start typing posts :( : Modica Sol Solis
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        What?!@?! Have you guys even played Oblivion? Atmosphere: I don't think any game to date has beat the... : manlyman
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          Atmosphere: I don't think any game to date has beat the feeling of being riding a horse in a deep forest : Modica Sol Solis
          • I'm not a huge fan of the models in Oblivion, but the models in EQ2 are just awful. : Sexpansion Pack
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            Keep in mind, Fallout consists in a Wasteland, and your beef with Oblivion would actually fit perfectly i... : rasputinreborn
            • consists takes place :( : rasputinreborn
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            The charm of Fallout begins with Character creation... They simply MUST NOT screw that up... I mean c... : zakazi
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              Bloody Mess was awesome if you planned to use a flamethrower or full auto weapon extensively.. That "o... : ]aratex[
              • Haha, I loved the death animations... though I don't recall the fire dance... sad... : zakazi
            • I'd actually love to see Fallout RPG with a combat system like Gears of War / Mass Effect (3rd person ov... : YamatoTwinkie
      • Millions of Morrowind and Oblivion fans think you're full of shit. It doesn't have to be Fallout to have ... : h0rus
    • As long as they made it visceral and beautiful, and AWESOME, yeah. Oblivion's combat system gets OLD f... : Rice-Rocketeer
  • Just don't use the stupid ass levelling and auto difficulty adjustment system from Oblivion and I'll be h... : sanchez
  • If my insider is right, then it won't be as bad as I thought. :) : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Elder Scrolls MMO? : das_runt
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    Please god no. : NastyJack
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      While I wouldn't want an MMO, I think 2-4 player co-op would be good in Oblivion. : red2lucas
      • A Guild Wars system would be sweet. Towns are global instances, country side and dungeons are private. : jake
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  But they've already announced Fallout 3. : Sexpansion Pack
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    Maybe they'll announce it announce it : Schnapple
    • World of Fallout : Solar Jetman
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  My nipples get hard just thinking about Fallout 3 in the Oblivion engine....thats the ONLY engine around ... : Saman
  • I'd like to see Fallout 3 in the Alan Wake engine. That would be pure sex. Also, as far as I remember, ... : buroja
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  Oblivion expansion most likely : smax
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    As I understand it there are no more expansions for Oblivion, just downloadable content. My guess is it's... : Sexpansion Pack
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      what makes you say there will be no expansion? : eeeealmo
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        They've confirmed they'd rather nickle and dime with micro-transactions rather than a full expansion. : abrasion
        • oh really? please link to this. : eeeealmo
        • actually i'm pretty sure there is going to be an expansion, but this announcement is surely about fallout... : kill9
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  Terminator Rampage 2! I'll never forget that game]s : abrasion
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    I clicked on your spoiler tag expecting to see: Electric Boogaloo : coyoterys
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      Not quite, but I'll never forget the SHIT CODING that is Terminator Rampage. "AWESOME A DOOM CLONE, ... : abrasion
      • DX4-100, oh shoot I remember that beast... It was like Pentium... I admit I never quite got it since Pent... : zakazi
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  Have they officially announced Oblivion for the PS3 yet? : pyrogen
  • yup : mikage
• its going to be cock rings for your Oblivion character. Only $4.99 : odin318
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  "You'll find out, for example, how I got a thick layer of desert sand all over my white Old Navy shirt." ... : CrazyPants
  • Well, the origin of your name is pretty clear now.... : Arcanum
  • wow... someone is bored. :P Awesome stuff though. ;) You should email this to Bethsoft. ;) : SilverSnake
  • This deserves a +INF : lookitzpancakes
  • It all makes sense now. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • hahaha, holy shit : FushigiDenki
  • Hahah, that's awesome. : ahlee
  • This is probably the most intense post of the year. : feek
  • this should be +inf big time : barichnikov
  • Tinfoil hat: engaged! : action roommate
  • Masterfully epic. :D : rasputinreborn
  • Thank you, I thoroughly enjoyed! Shame not everyone did! : SpaecKow
  • its true^^^^ : askedrelic
  • this post is quite +inf : ColoradoCNC
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    I disagree. : notd665
    • I'm okay with you being wrong. : CrazyPants
  • Nice, I enjoyed this. : lightly inclined
  • well done. : sharkII
  • Butt sex? Who's havin butt sex? : ]aratex[
  • haha that's just great. : kevp
• All I know is that dogmeat better be in it. : DarkWolf5
• Well, that would explain the desert sand. If they're doing it in the Oblivion engine, it's possible they... : Arcanum
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  I agree with Sexpansion Pack, this is most likely their new Elder Scrolls game. They’ve alre... : SpaecKow
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    do you realize what the development cycle of elder scrolls games is like? i highly doubt they are going ... : kill9
    • That's kinda why I'm thinking it will be Fallout with a couple screenshots or maybe a video. : Arcanum
    • Which is why they're not doing any expansion packs for Oblivion, they wanna get right into it. Plus, ... : SpaecKow
• Seems highly unlikely that it'd be anything but Fallout 3. I'm sure it'll be Elder Scrolls'd up, too. Hop... : systatic
• If they mess up Fallout 3 I will do everything in my power to find who is responsible and deliver to them... : lord cecil
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  I gotta laugh at the concept of announcing announcments. : omnova
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    i gotta agree here. ridiculous! : pyide
    • Its just a blog entry. Not a pre-release or teaser trailer/ : baron calamity
• The reason he had sand on his shirt was because he was shooting guns in a desert. : Chris Remo
• I'd bet it is. I still can't get either of the people I know at Bethesda to tell me anything :( : Vincent Grayson
• Its about time. Its been 2 and half years since they annouced Fallout 3. We should be seeing something. : baron calamity
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  NOTE TO SELF: go apply at Bethesda. Seriously. : MisterPhoton
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    NOTE TO SELF: I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver. : rosewood
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      NOTE TO SELF: kibble and bits and bits and bits. : MisterPhoton
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        NOTE TO SELF: Bacon, bacon, bacon, I SMELL BACON!! : g0nk
        • NOTE TO SELF: STOP MAKING NOTES TO SELF!! : Maddog_Delphi97