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• PSST... Dirtbox : manero
• PSST... 500 feet away minimum : haiku
• "PSST... I have a big cock." "PSST... I want to fuck you." "PSST... I'm standing right behind you."... : orgcaptainnemo
• PSST Don't tell mommy! : carazy
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  "PSST... I'm actually not a 12 year old, as much as it looks like it." : Entity
  • ewww, boy germs! : ChowYunCat
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    see, I knew I couldn't trust the shack on this one. lol. You don't see a lot of secret admiring anymore ... : sparkly
    • A restraining order is unique enough for ya? : Mad Brahmin Disease
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      Without knowing all the details, this "unique"ness of which you speak is something which I, personally, w : buroja
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        I think the personality of the girl should be brought into this as well. I mean, she's a quirky, cute gi... : sparkly
        • And those are the sorts of details that none of us are privy to. If you want to get some more constructi... : buroja
        • If she's the quirky type, she might be intrigued, but yeah, it could start seeming weird if you take this... : Borzoi
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      In the day and age of stalking, yeah, people are jaded. I think it's cool, then again, I'm just some t... : RevRaven
      • I dunno, personally I think "you have a beautiful soul that I want to eat" is creepier than "your clothes... : aethyr
      • "you have a beautiful soul" is fucking creepy. How can you say something like that about a person you do... : headbone
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      try 200+ roses in her room. I hear that works wonders! <3 : ChowYunCat
      • And if things don't work out, time-release bees in the roses. : Entity
    • The Shack just did you a huge favor. You're welcome. : Ajax
• PSST......Im watching you right now with my cock out. : mindshot
• "Psst, I'll meet you in your room tonight. I will be watching you sleep, watching your breasts rise and f... : Modica Sol Solis
• psst, i'm not really a stalker : Clay
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  You know what? That's really not a good idea in this day and age. Maybe in high school or something but a : Silent Sorrow
  • Even in high school I think that is a terrible idea. : lplasmatron
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  You should try doing something that's not so creepy. : Ajax
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    "PSST....I'M CREEPY." : brickmatt
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      PSST... I'm filing a restraining order and pressing charges. : Ajax
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        Lets see how many times we can make this joke. : orgcaptainnemo
        • PSST... http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=10857010 : Ajax
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  Stop that gay shit, because you're gonna get yourself in trouble. She's either gonna think you're a frea... : arizona bay
  • AND IF HE'S LUCKY, ALL THREE! : jcutner
• psst. i masturbate to your myspace pictures : donuthead
• That is lame. Please stop it. You're an adult. : chuck577
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  PSST... that's what it sounds like when I go pee pee : Chris Remo
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    PSST... that's the sound of me letting the air out of your tires so I can help you by giving you a ride ... : timmie
    • PSST... that's the sound of the world's tiniest audience. : Entity
• I know you think it's romantic, but it's just creepy. : ChibiJosh
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  I encourage this. You must post results though. : losder5000
  • this made me LOL : Dalant
• That is easily one of the creepiest fucking things I have read on the Shack. : bobo_the_clown
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  walk up to her at a bar and ask "are you going to be walking to your car by your self later? I'll be over... : Crimson
  • k Dane Cook :P : h o s t i l e
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  How about you just walk up to her and say "I think you're awesome" and "I think you're beautiful". : Orange Pylon
  • ^^^^ Actual conversations = actual results. This distant romantic stuff only works in the movies and on ... : trevis
• HI CUNTWHOREMOM SWEETY! I'M A GROWN MAN THAT HAS THE DATING SKILLS OF AN 8 YEAR OLD! DO YOU LIKE ME __ YE : Rauol Duke
• thats....creepy. seriously dude, just talk to her. and never ever mention that you sent those letters. : broly1718
• Worst. Idea. EVAR. If you dont get busted by the cops, you're gonna get killed by her father. : Phil
• This is going to end well : Mondo
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  PSST...It puts the lotion on its skin : sharpie
  • Hahahaha : bcyde
  • ...or else it gets the hose again. : trevis
  • hahahaha : Mad Brahmin Disease
• we just fired a guy like you for sexual harassment. be careful... actually, don't. : gokart.
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  are you already acquainted with said person? or is it a total stranger? : nico2
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    I sit next to her in a class. I borrow her text book from time to time. I joke around with her a lot. Y... : sparkly
    • i predict this will end in comedy. for us, of course. : donuthead
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      why do you want to be her secret admirer? what movie do you see this playing out like? : sixfoot6
      • 8mm i hope : Mr.Fusion
• "psst...I'm hiding in your closet" "psst...I want a piece of your hair" "psst...please help me!!!" : VegasX
• Just sniff her panties and get it all over with. : Drewus
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  "I know where you live, ha ha ha" : jake2000
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    Yeah he must be getting relationship advice from Tobias : xjdrake32
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      Perhaps it would help to add some glitter to the note? : DOOManiac
      • and make sure to mention that you are a combination analyst and therapist. : sharpie
• This will end up terrible for you, but it'll be great for us! : nyranger66
• This will end badly... pix/divx please! : topkatz
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  This reminds me of the time I tried to be funny with my wife, and whispered in her ear: Bending you over : SiW73
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    Since when do they nuke for language? : aggressor
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      This particular language is nukable. Shit, I should just give up. This is turning out just like the e... : SiW73
      • well if you didn't censor it in the first place, you wouldnt be in this predicament! : nyranger66
• You're probably scaring the shit out of her. Just offer to take her to lunch one day & let her know y... : Colleton
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  TWENTY-ONE? JESUS CHRIST. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • This will work, by the way, if she is 15 years old. : Rice-Rocketeer
• PSST... Do you like me? [ ] Yes [ ] No : SockMonkeh
• You should steal the key to her house, break in, and leave hundreds of roses all over her room. : aethyr
• "I just jizzed in your gas tank" : not work safe
• You should stop. Seriously. : sharkII
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  NO. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9978425 : skitzo
  • hahahah oh man, your military stories are inspiring : proclone1
• You probably already ruined chances with her by doing those things. She'd probably creeped out as all ... : cam3lt0sis
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  the only way to resolve this is to hire a guy to pretend to be the note leaver, get him to get caught, th... : Morgin
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    This is pretty much the only way this could end well. : cam3lt0sis
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      as a movie, the girl would fall for the actor who got his ass kicked, then the truth being exposed and he... : das_runt
      • Pretty much. This is a fine example of people thinking movies = real life. : cam3lt0sis
      • http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120723/ : SockMonkeh
      • not if the guy getting his ass kicked was gay : eldiablo01
  • like Cyrano, only without swashbuckling or playwrite's wit : pharoah mike
• lol : iamgoat
• Pssss...I just pee'd on yer windshield. : drucifer
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  What made you think this is a good idea? : walker270
  • this was a terrible idea.. you should have atleast consulted the shack before you did something like t... : Flying h4x0r
• congratulations, you're creepy. : yakz
• This thread delivers! : SockMonkeh
• Wait, you're profile says your 21?! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! : walker270
• PSST... I'm in the house : dodob
• you can make this work.. youre too far in not to. gotta have her laughing at the cleverness of it, not l... : aurealis
• PSSST.... i rub myself to you every night : bradsh
• wait does this actually work!? I need to try this now : mikecyb
• Dude, the Shack is telling you something: What you're doing is a horrible idea at so many levels it's not... : stuka
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  See, this is why you need to ask the shack before you start entering creepy near-stalker territory. : ColoradoCNC
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    and when the shack thinks you're a creepy stalker, oh man, you are in some serious trouble : mikecyb
    • Man. I am so embarassed for him. It makes me feel awkward just thinking about it. : cam3lt0sis
• Nothing says insecure like staying home pining I am unwilling to meet you face to face and will use that : Lunatic Angelic
• Leave her a mix tape with Animotion - Obsession : darktweed
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  By the way, guys, I never put that second note on her car. Just the first one. I'm probably going to n... : sparkly
  • One mysterious note might be alright. Two mysterious notes is definitely crossing over into stalkerstan.... : Vantage
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    What sort of bookmark? Because even that might be pushing it. : algernoN8
    • http://www.pbase.com/jandrade/image/29241951 : aethyr
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    Ask her out to coffee next time you talk. What's the worst she can do, say no? : ColoradoCNC
    • Perhaps she will write it on a piece of paper and hide it in his stuff. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? NO MORE NOTES! : SockMonkeh
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      lol. I almost decided to make a note on a blue piece of paper that says "THIS NOTE IS BLUE!" : sparkly
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        :( come on man : SockMonkeh
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          I'm kidding, lol. I'm done with notes. Thanks shack. hahaha. : sparkly
          • Good luck then, Cap'n. : Rice-Rocketeer
          • Glad we could help! Now go pull your cock out and wave it around in front of her. : SockMonkeh
          • That's the classic OMG I FEEL DUMB NOW!@!@ line. : Phreakin
• pssss I know what you did last summer. : g.lee
• Are you a dog or a cat person? I like lions. <-- from Megaman ZX : walker270
• your profile says it all man : VegasX
• take a shit in your hand and throw it at her, chicks dig that. : mindshot
• Make sure to post the results for our amusement!! : quietb0y
• I asked thew wife what she thought about it and she looked at me and said "Psycho" and walked off. : oneshot
• PIC - Sparkly - you look like a stalker in this pic. http://www.joshlyon.com/index.php?v=view&i=3&p=Self... : g.lee
• Why don't you just poop on the hood of her car like you know you want to. : NastyJack
• dude she's going to call the cops. Some girls freak out when they see stuff like this. I had a friend who... : peter
• just leave a note in her textbook that says "leaving that note on your car was the dumbest thing I've eve... : Supine
• While every girl secretly dreams of getting sweet, flattering notes like that, no girl actually wants to ... : LeatherSleeves
• "Psst... IT'S OVER WHEN I SAY IT'S OVER" : skitzo
• The really cool part, is Google will eventually hit this page, and she'll be able to search for "PSST...I... : weevil bob
• bwahahahahahahah : electroly
• what the hell man : phobium
• PSSST you're a stalker. : 5150Joker
• I'm embarrassed. : johnny nada
• hi mr. stalker! that never works. just talk to her. : hirez
• Verdict from my girlfriend: You are creepy as hell. : Evil Benius
• ****-----> You should put this picture on her car with the caption "PSST, I'm watching you" http://www... : Bobthecow81

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  wow that’s "edgy" whatever will they do next. : theghostofsmdever
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    they were talking about, 5 minutes ago, hey maybe we'll go all day.. we can go as long as we want... and ... : lakren
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      I love how the other radio personalities are ripping into Opie, lol : Super Sparker
      • This is awful radio, btw. Just fucking horrible. : Super Sparker
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  lakren what is this I'm sure it sucks : genjuro
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    hey genjuro, have you picked up okami yet? : Mr.SEX
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      Not yet but I probably will around the beginning of October : genjuro
      • i want it but i decided paying off credit card debt was more important :( :( :( damn it looks awesome ... : Mr.SEX
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  HOWARD STERNS BALLS!!!!! : voodooraze
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    bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey : cygnus
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      Who dis? : Fyunch Click
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        Fuck you Artie... Hi Fred! : voodooraze
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          Oh My. : Fyunch Click
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            anyone with a voice that deep must have a big dong! : cygnus
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              Hello hello! : voodooraze
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                you like to suck dicks don't ya : Patch-e
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                  I LIKE TO KILL DEER : RyDogg1
                  • Richard, this is your father... : Patch-e
                  • ok, this made me burst out laughing : Mustang|
                • Hey now! : Fyunch Click
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  I really hate most popular DJs. Thank god we still have Drew Garabo here in Orlando :\ Even though 104... : TotalFusionOne
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    How did they fuck him over? : Super Sparker
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      Called him into the office about an hour before he was to go on air one night and said "We're moving the ... : TotalFusionOne
      • That's radio in general though. It's not rare to have a DJ go to the station and find their shit at the... : Super Sparker
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  People still listen to radio? How quaint. : baron calamity
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    It's a cheap way to listen to music while mobile. It's also a good way of finding music you javen't hear... : lightsam
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      I haven't listen to the radio in years and the few times I've had to recently its either talk, hip hop or... : baron calamity
      • The station that O&A are on used to play new and old rock, but they switched over to endless talkshows an... : lightsam
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        They put on what they're paid to put on, and the majority of it is pure garbage. It's why I picked up a S... : Entity
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          ONE EIGHT HUNDRED M A T T R E SSSSSSSSS I love when Howard sings that commercial. : Patch-e
          • the Artie heroin confession in mid commercial break made the cost of Sirius priceless the other day. : Fyunch Click
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    Fuck terestrial radio. Satellite for MOTHER FUCKING LIFE... : RyDogg1
    • ^^^^^ my new car came with one, and while I wasn't really happy about it, once I started listening I'm ab... : Dimmona
    • hells yes. I love my sirius. : hirez
• R.I.P. KSJO :( I miss the Dirty Fridays. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  O&A just called into Jagger here in Dallas, Mondo told them the show sucked yesterday lolz : multisync
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    ...what happened? they start screaming at another show? : lakren
    • YES, there was lots of screaming, and dead babies everywhere. : bitter ego
  • haha yea I did : Mondo

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  I can change that, what's your number? : darktweed
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    four five six, seven eight nine ten : drucifer
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      Is the area code on that 123? : darktweed
      • omg, you are on to me : drucifer
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  you should get married, and it won't be so weird! ;D : Clay
  • rofl : action roommate
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  it's best to start drinking, just in case : haccess
  • yes indeed. : mindshot
• me either. well I got some saucy texts, but they don't really count (I can pretend if I want though). w... : mikecyb
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  Just go into multisync's room, lazy ass. : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    he's not here. : action roommate
    • Well, get naked, slip into his bed and wait for him! : Mad Brahmin Disease
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  Welcome to pretty much every night of my life. Enjoy. : jahulio2
  • you have the warm glow of the shack though : drucifer
• you and me both. looks like it'll be a night full of video games. : pandastrong
• the only action I'm getting is listening to my neighbor and her boyfriend go at it : ttyRazor
• no CoH? : hobosapien
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  WoW : edgewise
  • Don't you tempt me w/that you evil, evil man : action roommate
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  i sent you a saucy shackmessage so you don't feel bad : crummynz
  • omg thx! *hug* : action roommate
  • It was a huge ASCII penis-bird wasn't it? : Maddog_Delphi97
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  least you're not at work :( : Omning
  • D'oh... Beat me to it. Guess I could read the thread before I reply. At least we're in it together! : weevil bob
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  burro to the rescue! I'm drunk and ready to cha-cha! : digitalburro
  • ok, omw : action roommate
• I have plans! Pizza + "Batman Begins". w00t! So lonely. :-( : Bold
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  What you need, is a congressional aid. : capt tripps
  • rofl : filtersweep
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  PSSST.... I think you're awesome. : blank
  • lmao : Mansmells
  • Hahahaha. :) Well played! Topical! : Rice-Rocketeer
  • ahaha, bravo sir : action roommate
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    *sigh* : sparkly
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      you know u started a catchphrase on the shack now.....it will never go away. : mindshot
      • I know. I can only hope that I redeem myself in the near future. : sparkly
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  At least you're not at work... >:( : weevil bob
  • if he were at work, he'd have gotten 20 IM's asking him to go out, to which he'd have to say no. : edgewise
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  i came back from a sausage fest at a bar to go to a different bar with some girls... and now they have de... : pharoah mike
  • bros before hoes strikes again! : pharoah mike
• What's your screen name? I'll send one your way. : omnova
• Hey baby, my wife is out for the night and the kids are asleep, why don't you slide on by... You are a... : Deathlove
• S4 bitch. Meet me in the stabin' cabin : mega man

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• Raven Shield, Deus Ex, Crusader: No Remorse : SockMonkeh
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  Rogue Spear/Raven Shield The Specialists Natural Selection Dune 2 (2000 didn't count, neither did Empe... : GrimmyD
  • OpFlash would be sweet on something like the Source engine. : jcutner
• Darklands : trOmblyj
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  Jedi Knight in the HL2 engine. Terra Nova, Mechwarrior 2 (and GBL) for whatever engine would be best for... : bcyde
  • For reals, we need a remake of Terra Nova post-fucking-haste. I love that game. : roushimsx
• i don't think Raven is involved in Quake Wars are they? i know splash damage are the main ones working on... : Mansmells
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  i'd love to see avp done again : chazums
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    i think the doom 3 engine would suit it better, than the source engine : jcutner
    • i'm not sure the d3 engine could handle the number of enemies or the deformable enemies. Maybe it would ... : chazums
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  SYSTEM FUCKING SHOCK 1. THREAD OVER. : Sgt_Boomstick
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    With most of these games it's less about graphics and more about control systems. SysShock 2 and Crusader... : node
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      Whats wrong with SS2's control scheme? : Sgt_Boomstick
      • Not much. SS1's control system turns a lot of people off, though. Even those who work hard to get the g : Enkidu
• Ultima and Thief Series : kramweil
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  FYI, Raven isn't making Quakewars, it's Splash Damage (the Enemy Territory / Q3F Guys). : NoCopy
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    oh my bad. what is raven up to then? : jcutner
    • Good Question? : NoCopy
    • Marvel Ultimate Alliance and ??? : node
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      Marvel: Ultimate Alliance and a next-gen Wolfenstein game. : Chris Remo
      • Because we need another game set in WWII. For real. : Ajax
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  Privateer, Archon 2, Magic Carpet, Carmageddon... : Stoned Gargoyle
  • I'm surprised there isn't a carmageddon mod for GTA3/VC/SA PC.. : jcutner
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    forgot, Ascendancy, Ultima 7, and Descent. : Stoned Gargoyle
    • I'd love a new Descent. That game was one of the best shooters ever. : Modica Sol Solis
  • X-com in the CoH engine : YamatoTwinkie
• Alien vs. Predator in the Doom 3 engine. : Arcanum
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  Tibes on the modified doom engine from Quake Wars : haiku
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    the latest tribes looked pretty good though, didn't it? : jcutner
    • I guess it looked ok, but it was unfun and the engine felt like poopies : haiku
• Ultima Online (but thats in the works) and Star Wars Galaxies. : johnny skidmarks
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  System Shock 1/2 and AvP with the Doom 3 / Quake 4 engine. : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • Tetrisphere or Klax - doesn't matter what engine, as long as it's shiny. : NoCopy
  • Oh, man. System Shock 1/2 on the Doom 3 engine... MMMMMMMMMMM. : Rice-Rocketeer
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  Shadow Warrior on the new UnrealEngine : ColoradoCNC
  • cliffyb wanta some wang?! : jcutner
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  MDK 1&2, Giants: Citizen Kabuto : Barnahog
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    well, I dunno if we should mess with the classics :p : jcutner
    • Maybe just MDK 1, the others hold up well graphically. : Barnahog
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  Interstate '76 : vigilante
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    oh my god yes. well, i guess we kind of have it, with Full Auto... : jcutner
    • No kind of have. It must be remade with the exact same gameplay and feel with brand new graphics. For P... : knitemare
  • "Hey Stampede, how 'bout a poem?" : WarhawK
• I always say Oregon Trail. : iamgoat
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  Might & Magic: World of Xeen on the Oblivion engine. : mechanicalgrape
  • or the first might and magic game. it was awesome. one of the best classicaly style rpg games ever. you c... : wtf242
• NOLF 1 & 2 pls. : someWayne
• TWINSEN on live arcade! :) and interstate '76 on unreal maybe? : cpt_gloval
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  SHOGO would be pwn. : DOOManiac
  • Shogo + Squishie Mod : johnny nada
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    i never actually played SHOGO, is it a mech game? : jcutner
    • It's a FPS, even the levels where you are in a mech it handles just like a FPS : Nighteyes
• Half-Life (waiting for Black Mesa!), NOLF 1 and 2 (though not so much the latter), Deus Ex, Max Payne usi... : K1Bond007
• SiN using the Half-Life 2 and Source engine! oh wait.... : WarhawK

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• sounds good to me. 1ap to move makes relocating no biggie. : sigpro
• looks good, I don't think its any harder for newbies to get to then before. We're only moving a burb over... : twostar
• Needs fewer line-breaks. =P I support the move to W. Grayside, though. Taking over Shackleville woul... : Ride-My-Rocket
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  but then the Templar will have won! : DonkeyPopsicle
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    Templar has already lost. Our 8pm raiding parties are 2x as big as their entire group. We wiped them ou : Ride-My-Rocket
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      hahaha are you kidding ? They didn't even have a chance to put up a fight. Good thing we are not hassl... : MrLobo
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        It's true that humans can kill zombies easier / faster than zombies can kill humans. However, at best sh : Ride-My-Rocket
        • So you're saying you want to cut and run? : Toxy
• I agree. Move for brains. screw with some other folks, get more press. : Fyunch Click
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  If we really want to do this, then I propose that at 9 PM EST we do a raid somewhere in West Grayside. ... : Zero|DPX
  • ^^^ Zero|DPX is leading tonight's raid. : Ride-My-Rocket
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  We could attempt a raid on St. Luke's Church and Ware Way in Kempsterbank. Those are the HQ of the Kemps... : classicfork
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    Ment Ware Walk. And then Sunday night we could move to a new suburb by then most of us should have 50 AP... : classicfork
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      St. Luke's Church would be a better choice than Ware Walk, as we can head SW from there to get to Woolly ... : Zero|DPX
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        I agree with classicfork, let's hang around kempsterbank for an extra day or two and raid another buildin... : AlexXdude
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          why : Clay
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            So everyone can regen some AP before moving to a new suburb, to make sure there's no brains left and to m... : AlexXdude
            • We normally raid at 8 PM EST. People should be roughly full by then. For people who aren't, that's thei... : Zero|DPX
        • If we can find proof there's brains still in Kempsterbank... : Ride-My-Rocket
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  Path from Jillard -> Wooly Crescent : Clay
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    http://redrum.soul-fantasy.net/map.php?menu=route&coord=56|75&dcoord=53|83 : Clay
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      There's nothing at Woolly Crescent, is there? : Ride-My-Rocket
      • oh, that's right next to a cemetery, we might piss off people who consider cemeteries to be revive/neutra... : twostar
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  I'm concerned about the close proximity to a mall. We will have a lot of very well equipped high-level hu... : ChibiJosh
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    I would hope by now that everyone has ankle grab. As long as you have it dying doesn't mean a damn thing ... : moogle
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      And that's the advantage of being a zombie, right? There's no survivor skill that allows them to stand u... : Ride-My-Rocket
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        Once they are killed they become a zombie. If they have Ankle Grab has a Zombie they can get up for 1 AP... : MrLobo
        • Exactly. Whereas it doesn't mean shit for us to die it inconveniences them a ton. : moogle
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      i'm 30XP from leveling to 2 and getting AG. : manero
      • i'm standing in Ebbutt road. Feel free to attack me to get some exp : Clay
    • I don't have ankle grab yet : perstephanie
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    I don't think a mall really makes humans much more well equipped. My human started around the same time ... : Kentor
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      It's a very well-fortified location with all of the supplies you need in one convenient place. If we're ... : Ride-My-Rocket
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        As far as I'm concerned, there is only one supply humans need: ammo. If you aren't very close to a mall ... : Kentor
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          Med-kits are great too. The search rate for a survivor with full shopping skills in a mall with a genera... : boredguy
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            Can you confirm this? http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12952686 : Kentor
            • Yeah, bargain hunting increases your chance of finding something at a mall store by 25%. The gun store i... : boredguy
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      Malls make it much easier for humans. I used to exclusively go to malls to do my full load outs and then ... : DarkWolf5
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        Wait a second, the shopping skill works for ammo as well???? : Kentor
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          Yup http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Search_Odds : DarkWolf5
          • Well, I guess malls are a lot more dangerous then. Kind of wish I went with the shopping tree before hea... : Kentor
• I'm about 6 hours from you guys (and that's with arriving with 0 AP). Don't move too far. : Ebu
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  I've relocated there. Sick of logging in dead outside of Darnell... ugh. : bounty838
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    I too have re-located. just point me towards something to eat so I can get AG and I'll be happy : hamachi
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      direkill is at the pole mall, having a little snack on him now.... : twostar
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        3 up, 1 left from Woolly : twostar
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          Is the snack still alive? HP? : Ride-My-Rocket
          • *urp* Sorry had a craving and finished him. : twostar
• relocated to Woolly Crescent, free exp to anyone who wants to help me re-zombie myself. : reeb
• Maybe we should move the two hordes to different suburbs so that those of us with multiple characters can... : perstephanie
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  Just Relocated and there was a human there, but I'm out of AP : fatalsync
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    I moved in that direction and ran into a human on the street and abused him down to 6HP. I burned all my ... : Dante
    • Where is this delicious human now? : kingdok
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  I'm down at Woolly Crescent now, as well Btw, whomever RobFlinn is -- sorry, I just mauled you once. My... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    So is a raid for sure happening later tonight in West Grayside? : NastyJack
    • Raid @ 9pm EST , led by Zero|DPX. Look for his pre-raid posts either in First Post or Evening Reading. : Ride-My-Rocket
• I have also moved to Woolly Crescent. No tasty fleshlings spotted on the trip down. : kingdok
• am at wooly crescent as well. need crunchings and munchings. : Fyunch Click
• Relocated to Wooly Crescent : moogle
• Start a turf war with RRF. : darktweed
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  EVERYONE RELOCATE TO WOOLLY CRESCENT IN WEST GRAYSIDE The tide seems to have turned irreversibly, and ... : Zero|DPX
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    I'm there now. but someone made me into a non-zombie.. so chew away! : hamachi
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      I am level 1 and I tried attacking you but I missed like 5 times in a row and now I am out of AP. I'll... : jiminybooth
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        If you're out of AP, you're not going to have much in 3.5 hours. : Zero|DPX
        • Hey, XP is XP. : brickmatt
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      Welcome back to the dark side, chum. You were delicious. : kingdok
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        hoorj!! I least I get to yell out LAMP! before I was eaten. : hamachi
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          Yeah, that was funny as hell: http://img269.imageshack.us/my.php?image=laaaaaaampjk9.jpg : Ride-My-Rocket
          • I hope we are as amusing to others in this game. I totally dig this stuff. : hamachi
  • Finally, I meet up with you guys. Level 3 zombie at the Woolly Crescent. : skizl
  • Roger that : genom
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    Good Christ, there's 28 of us there. : Ride-My-Rocket
    • awww fuck i went to holly crescent not wolly crescent : manero
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    OK, I'm there. I mentioned this mall as a possible raid target a few days back... Well, we're there no... : Colleton
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      A mall could be a lot of fun, we might want to wait till tomorow though. : losder5000
      • Zero|DPX made the point that we would probably get our asses kicked, and after reading the mall siege art... : Colleton
  • human outside holly crescent police department in west grayside with 30ish hps right now : e v i l
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  Bahaha: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Kempsterbank_Neighbourhood_Watch : ieGod
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    Attn SHACKHORDE MEMBERS (especially funkykoval) While I enjoy Zombie on Zombie action as much as the n... : Toxy
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      You need to get yourself Ankle Grab, stat. Then dying is a laugh. : ChibiJosh
      • 25 exp away from it :) But even though I'll be ok, other low-level zombies in the horde might not be s... : Toxy
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        is Ankle Grab more important than death grip/rend flesh? I probably get killed 2/3 of the time, on avera... : DonkeyPopsicle
        • Just crunching the numbers a little, it looks like for a brand new zombie who already has lurching gait, ... : Toxy
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  TONIGHT'S RAID AT 9 PM EDT/6 PM PDT Tonight in celebration of the move to West Grayside we'll be hitti... : Zero|DPX
  • Roger that, I be there! : Colleton
  • Glad the time moved today... I'm interviewing a guy from 4:45 to 5:30 and it would have been awkward to h... : Johnny Law
  • I'll be in there like swimwear : Toxy
  • I'm standing by with only 27 AP after having to lurch to the new position. Hopefully I can rack up at le... : manero
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  ATTN 9pm RAIDERS -- READ THIS ASAP! 1) Go to the UD section of my Shack profile ( http://www.shacknews.c... : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Now all I have to do is remember to update my list at 8pm. :p : SwiftyPants
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      I'll be right over to do it for you, and wipe yer ass. : Ride-My-Rocket
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        Could you add an id attribute to the UL tag for the Shacker list? I'll see if I can make it update autom... : SwiftyPants
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          Should the id property of the UL tag be their profile ID# or their name? : Ride-My-Rocket
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            No no, just something like: <ul id='list'> <li>Aaarg</li> <li>SwiftyPants</li> </ul> That wa... : SwiftyPants
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              Added (id="ShackList"). Btw, I just saw 150 is the max # of contact you can have on your list. Oops. =... : Ride-My-Rocket
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                Heh. Oops. Although, I'm sure in time we can cull the numbers. I doubt there are 200 active accounts. : SwiftyPants
                • True dat. I'll work on loading all this info into a SQL Server database and creating a web interface for... : Ride-My-Rocket
  • 7:38pm Aight, I added everyone who Shackmessaged me, and I'm outta here. Good luck, and happy hunting! : Ride-My-Rocket
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  i swear, you can't go anywhere these days without someone sticking you with a needle and bringing you bac... : draconic
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    nobody ever does that to me. :( i need body building and a flak jacket : smax
    • It's happened to me loads, but I've always been infected. Total pain in the ass. :( : Balboa
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      just stand around the mall for a bit. i ran out of AP, died, and someone poked me. this will be the uh.. ... : draconic
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        ^^ keeps getting "poked" behind the mall : Ebu
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          well, they called it a syringe.. : draconic
          • You trust anyone in a lab coat, don't you? : Ride-My-Rocket
  • i'd kill for a revive heh : Clay
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  Dudes please eat me. Im at Woolly Crescent : crunkfunk
  • Thanks you were delicious! : Xevo
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  Zombie Spray 1N : aethyr
  • Prof McCrud (lvl 1 sci) was here too, but ran off : Balboa
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  For Discussion: Per the Sacred Ground Policy, all cemeteries are considered revive points, and therefore ... : Clay
  • sure, we want to make sure we don't push the humans out of the suburb, and doing that will give us more b... : DonkeyPopsicle
  • I'm for adhereing. : trOmblyj
  • I say we adhere. 1) We won't be attacking zombies ourselves, there's little point 2) Any revived huma... : SwiftyPants
  • Yeah, cemetaries are off limits. They're like food vending machines, FFS. : Ride-My-Rocket
• Hey, Shackhorde - you guys can munch on me as much as you like. Doesn't seem like I can even be of help i... : Rice-Rocketeer
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  I move out to meet up with you guys and I get slaughtered in your block by Shackers. :\ : Lunatic Angelic
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    I still don't understand why this happens. Don't kill other shackers already people! : Toxy
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      The name even had Shack in the title. : Lunatic Angelic
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        could it have been a person who we killed before that hasn't been revived yet? He might be out for some ... : aethyr
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          I was assuming he checked the person's info page to see what group he was in : Toxy
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            http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=649338 Tehchaz did the dead. : trove
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              Xevo killed CrunkFunk. http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=648503 : trove
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                http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12953858 : Balboa
                • I wasn't sure. When I logged on I had both of those as zombie killing zombies. : trove
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  RAID IN 40 MINUTES See details here: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12953777 Also don't attack o... : Zero|DPX
  • If you want a lite snack there are 5 brains in the Club Haidon 2w 1s I think of the current location. 4 o... : scanline
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    I am there and have done my smash0ring : Supine
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      are there any brains left to eat? : hamachi
      • oops. meant for the club mentioned above. : hamachi
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    DOORS ARE OPEN! BRAIN BUFFET!! : Supine
    • Holy shit this is a lot of brains. : moogle
    • Still 10 or so brains in there. : Ojalo1982
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    just walked to the PD, doors were open and schro, karatekid87, xxxxxkkk, wreakjavik, 50more, windtalk... : judge
    • Jarodydipietro is active and headshotted me :( : Supine
  • Lightly barricaded, I got in one collapse on it. : Johnny Law
  • Barricade is down, but the doors are closed : Colleton
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    karatekid87 is down to 12 : wheat
    • nm, I spoke too soon, he's dead now... bwahaha! In fact, I've watched about 5 humans die right in front ... : wheat
  • Looks like I racked up a kill while I was in there. Bailed back to home base. 82XP, 2AP. : manero
  • bah, too many brains. not enough AP to taste them all :( : Supine
  • Damn, there are a lot of humans in there. : Colleton
  • that was awesome, seeing 48HP guys drop in seconds due to mass crushing bites of zombies. I got one ki... : redfive
  • Still around 10 humans left! : Zero|DPX
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    I'm done, back at Wolley Grove with the horde. I only had less than 30 AP after moving to W. Grayside ... : Colleton
    • Done as well - 2 kills, 83XP. Nearly to level. Only question is Tangling Grasp or MoL... : genom
    • I'm out of AP :( : MurrayTheSkull
    • Where is this place in relation to Jillard Building? Im at full AP : AlexXdude
  • narseapol is down to 18. : Edges
  • damn, i must have just missed the fun. there's no more humans left, and i only have 3 ap left :( : davislovestacobell
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  Well after seeing this game get over 100 posts every day I figured I'd try it again. Made a character aw... : Nixx2004
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    You have to link to your profile for us to add you. : NastyJack
    • http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=40012 Damn, joined over a year ago. Wonder if I should start ... : Nixx2004
    • Damn, I can't add over 150 users on my contact list... boo! : wheat
  • Doh I'm not on the list http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=648920 : judge
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  Anyone left I was at Best Buy?!? : classicfork
  • Go to the appointed place. There are still 5 brains left. : Edges

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  needs more ghostface killah : bozer
  • i 2nd this notion : lodit
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  someone update IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/ : jrock
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    Not bad! http://www.hairboutique.com/tips/images/RobertDowneyJr008_250h.jpg : Wolfanoz
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      No I mean update his films list: Actor - filmography (In Production) (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s : jrock
      • oh right, tags don't work inside Code : jrock
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  And if there is anyone qualified to play "Wino" Tony Stark, it's Robert Downey, Jr. Personally, I think ... : buroja
  • agreed, it's a perfect fit : haccess
  • Wino and drug addict. :D : Wolfanoz
  • it was hilarious when he was on the stern show promiting kiss kiss bang bang and stern did not ask him on : mikecyb
• I'm excited for this movie. I'd be happy if they just made a movie of the Iron Man Extremis arc. : kokopelli
• too short and too squatty >:( : dodob
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  As I said last night http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12948575 This may be the most brilliant or insane... : baron calamity
  • Downey Jr. can ACT. He is awesome. : rasputinreborn
• He was funny in Scanner Darkly : pebui
• this gets a thumbs up from me : Clay
• I still say he's naked under there. : malevolence
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  okay, i just had an orgasm. HOT. : dahanese
  • Please tell us more about this hot orgasm you had.. : deathofrats
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    Misreply? : Modulus
    • no. both iron man (not civil war iron man) and RDJ are dreamy. : dahanese
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  I'm glad he has made a comeback. Stay away from the drugs man! : pigvomit
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    but, i thought drugs weren't bad? i thought that was the shack concensus at least. : deathofrats
    • some drugs arent bad, other are, you really need to split them up. "drugs" is a pretty useless term. : SockMonkeh
    • When you have a career that continually gets fucked over from your drug habit, drugs are bad. He has had... : pigvomit
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      i am detecting some passive aggressive questioning of the shack's view on drugs here. : carnivore
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        i am detecting some passive aggressive questioning of my passive aggressive questioning of the shack's vi... : deathofrats
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          Really? I thought I was stating an observation. : carnivore
          • I AM A DETECTIVE! DO NOT SHOOT! : losder5000
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      No man, free will is bad. : rasputinreborn
      • God must've been really coked up when he made that choice. : skitzo
    • Maybe amongst the drug users of the shack, sure : action roommate
    • drugs aren't bad, drug abuse is (ps this would include smoking cigarettes, alcoholics and being addicted ... : derelict515
  • He needs to stay away from Substance D is all : knepus
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  isnt ironman supposed to be a black guy? : hobosapien
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    No, that was his buddy. : FushigiDenki
    • His buddy...Superfly????? : baron calamity
    • That was his pilot, James Rhodes : retardhumper
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    nick fury is way cooler than iron man will ever be. : dahanese
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      this is pretty much unarguable : Clay
      • http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119781/ Greatest movie ever made. Sam L Jackson has said he wants to... : lightsam
  • You're thinking Warmachine. : algernoN8
  • That's the Ghostface Killaaaaaaah : cookblaze
• This movie just earned a spot on the radar. : FushigiDenki

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• I watched the office yesterday after watching the previous 2 seasons on dvd. I can tell you one thing fo... : carazy
• Brothers & Sisters - AWFUL. If possible, worse than I expected. 6 Degrees - So far, just eh. It's fr... : sukkot
• Here's my take on some of the new shows so far : Heroes : I think it's great and will continue watchin... : stump
• I just know I'm sick of seeing Dirt commercials on FX when I watch Nip/Tuck : action roommate
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  Survivor just lost me as a viewer. They mixed all the teams up so now I don't give a shit. : edgewise
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    Yeah, TEAM AZN was kicking ass. : smoove
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      they were going to run the fucking table, man! Yul finding the idol on the second episode was awesome too... : edgewise
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        i was so proud of the azns after he found the idol. i saw him analyzing the clue and trying to figure ev... : FrayLo
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          admittedly though, they did stack the deck a bit. the asian team not only had 3 men/2 women, but 4 were y... : edgewise
          • don't forget about the \m/ heavy metal dude!!! : FrayLo
  • ohshit! i haven't watched last night yet. damn. azns should just align together til the end anywya. : FrayLo
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    They had to do that soon, the format wouldn't work very long [ http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=1290170... : MatthewPhillips
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      they could have made it work just fine. So what if it was 3 vs 5? the teams with 5 would just sit 2 peopl... : edgewise
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        The problem is if it's 3 VS 5, then that's not exactly fair for challenges that require strength; pretty : MatthewPhillips
        • I don't see a problem sitting 12 people out. The challenge is still between 4 teams. : edgewise
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    I don't know why they bothered splitting the people up by race if it was lasting a whopping two episodes.... : ThomW
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      it can still happen. they'll align and take each other to the end if they're smart. : FrayLo
      • yeah, but by that time the team might not care about racial affiliation anymore and thus, the whole seaso... : edgewise
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      They need a hook each Season to get people interested. Even the die hards like me who have watched every ... : MatthewPhillips
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        they need to get rid of the voting. last place finisher in the challenge gets kicked off the island. I do... : edgewise
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          Exactly, instead of fabricating relationships and situations, let them happen naturally. That's what I... : MatthewPhillips
          • well, they have to keep it like this or else it will be 12 navy seals entering every time. : edgewise
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    i never gave a shit in the first place. if got too much reality in my life to be interested in reality tv... : odin318
    • Being a Norse God is serious business. : MatthewPhillips
  • yeah, they should have combined two of the teams but I guess they thought that would have been like killi... : Nation
• standoff is pretty good if you haven't seen that yet. : connor
• I watched an episode of Bones Wednesday night and thought it was quite entertaining. I want to get the f... : hatelull
• Heroes – I haven’t liked a pilot this much in years. I hope they can keep it u... : trevis
• Dexter on Showtime looks really good. : bcyde
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  Jericho - I read on the TV IV over at SA that the show should pick up ~ ep 4-5 after the writers convince : rosewood
  • I was thinking about Lost and why it is so much better than shows like Jericho. good example(minor 1 : smax
• Kidnapped and Studio 60 are my favorite new shows this year. Wasn't going to watch Kidnapped since I did... : riptyde
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  Eureka motherfuckers! Great show on Sci-fi with a perfect mix of humor, sci-fi stuff, and drama. Most of ... : Stoned Gargoyle
  • Dr. Who season 2(of the new shows) starts tonight. The New Doctor is fucking great though, I am not sure : Stoned Gargoyle
  • Yeah, Eureka is definitely fun to watch -- some eps more than others, of course. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    yeah, I really enjoyed last weeks episode. : ki11_viru5
    • I loved it when they were going through the history of the house AI and got to Global Thermonuclear War. : Stoned Gargoyle
  • this week's ep (H.O.U.S.E. rules) sucked. Otherwise I've enjoyed them... : BulletPro
• Studio 60 - boring nuff said The Unit - could be more awesome as another shacker said if they had mult... : eldiablo01
• Agreed about Heroes and Smith. Prepared to be flamed about Heroes. I disagree about Studio 60, but un... : brickmatt
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  The Unit is a decent show. The wives, I believe, are the hook for women. It kind of reminds me of the A-T... : K1Bond007
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    Yeah the UNIT is by no means bad.. I watched every episode last season but somewhere along the way it bec... : bozer
    • Yeah, it'd be great if they did an infiltration to a location, complete the mission (or fail), and then t... : stump
    • I find it hard to follow sometimes to be honest. Like the first episode of this season. Half way through ... : K1Bond007
• judge judy - she's back with more attitude than ever : raunchy
• Standoff sucks Heros sucks, but has potential Justice really sucks Studio 60 is great : walker270
• Earl and Office episodes were excellent this week. : thejm4n
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  Why is it that PRISON BREAK never gets any love in these types of threads? It is consistently the most e... : treefingers1
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    have they broken out of prison yet? : Krypt_
    • Yes, that was last season. Now they're on the run and trying to find the old dude's money. : walker270
    • unlike Lost, this show actually goes somewhere, so the answer is yes they did in the 1st season : derelict515
  • I'm really loving Prison Break. Almost caught up in Season 2 now (gotta watch 5 and 6 tonight.. and 7 if... : Vantage
  • Prison Break is awesome... and michael scofield is DAMN SHARP... i can't wait until monday, so i ca... : Flying h4x0r
• Wait... Heroes is about superheroes? I just thought it was some lame show about firefighters or baseball ... : Dynotaku
• six degrees has good acting but HORRIBLE writing. that won't last : peon73
• The wire ? - prob the best show on at the moment imho : smellslikefish
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  Ugly Betty looked like it could be funny. I didnt watch it though. : johnny skidmarks
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    It's based on a Spanish telenovela... not so sure on that one. : sukkot
    • yeah, there is nothing funny from other cultures. : johnny skidmarks
• Heroes looks good. It was the first episode, maybe they focused a little too much on the setup, but it ha... : Ebu