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  There goes the neighborhood. : BongSlayerB
  • This made me lol. : joe.gonzalez
• comments from goonfleet are hilarious. "i wonder who's going to blow it up, Bob or Redswarm?" : Clay
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  Doesn't announcing shit like this immediately make you uncool? You should just roll into a neighborhood a... : TotalFusionOne
  • It'll be interesting to see what happens now. : Reptile
  • What I would've wanted to do is keep it hidden until the corp has 2 or 3, then go out and pwn someone's f : Arcanum
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  Time to start the countdown on how long it lasts. I haven't follwed EVE for ages but I always figured whe... : Tincan
  • it's going to get majorly assraped. everyone is going to attack just to be the first to take down a Titan... : Ctrl-Phreak
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    PS Go Amarr. : Tincan
    • Minmatar for life. : Goncyn
• Thats wicked. : Sgt_Boomstick
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  Who does the music in that video? Sooo peaceful. : Sgt_Boomstick
  • Massive Attack - Teardrop : datoo
• Whats the shield and armor/hull rating on a titan? I would imagine it would take a good amount of time to... : sanchez
• Best comment on that thread, Now fit some Miner IIs on it and show us how to PROPERLY use a titan! : Tincan
• So how do you park that thing? It always there if you log? : kelerian
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  Thats probably the ugliest ship model I've seen. The texture and details are pretty awful. : johnny skidmarks
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    The game is pretty old, y'know. It's getting retextured for the next expansion (all the ships are). : Modica Sol Solis
    • That doesnt explain why that model is complete ass. And EvE isnt that old. : johnny skidmarks
• It looks like a giant penis. A collosal penis, actually. : PenicillinX57
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  It almost looks like the surface texture is from a tree. How much bigger than the next step down is it? : Fred Garvin
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    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Eve_chart.jpg : sgtsanity
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      So each faction has one of these motherfuckers they can build? : Fred Garvin
      • Yeah, but it takes a hell of a long time. : Modica Sol Solis
      • Yep. And you can train skills across factions, so non-amarr can pilot amarr ships, etc. : sgtsanity
    • Oh damn. I'm way too slow. : ChibiJosh
  • Ship size comparison chart: http://www.eve-files.com/media/12/eve_chart-rmr.jpg : Reptile
  • i noticed that too... it looks odd... : Antilles_Prime
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  Is it possible to dock a Titan? If not... does it vanish when its pilot logs out? : ChibiJosh
  • no it exists forever in the universe until it is destroyed, and you can dock into it like a normal statio... : hobosapien
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    I would bet that thing will be docked 99.99% of the time. And yes, the pilot has full control over it... : Ratsofatsorat
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      Alright. I know ships that big can't use Jump Gates, so I wasn't sure if they could dock. : ChibiJosh
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        Actually, it turns out I'm wrong. Apparently they can't be docked. But if the pilot logs out, it will eme... : Ratsofatsorat
        • Well after it emergency warps it will still stay in space right? : sanchez
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  I hate Eve so much. Videos of it always get me excited, and then I remember how fucking boring it is to p... : Vincent Grayson
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    you're playing in the wrong places : Clay
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      I dunno, the gameplay just struck me as very slow when I did a trial a while back...much slower than any ... : Vincent Grayson
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        You..you can. : Modica Sol Solis
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          It sure didn't seem like it. : Vincent Grayson
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            Join Minmatar, grab a Rifter, and then go out and start poppin' rats. Within the first month, you should ... : Modica Sol Solis
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              Within the first month LOL : Magus
              • Webbers are a fairly advanced tech. And I'm being really generous. I had a webber within the first week. ... : Modica Sol Solis
      • You can do that. It's pretty much what I do I've been at war in empire and have just been killing stu... : JINKY
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    My only hate for EvE is the learning system. I just don't like the idea waiting for my skills to learn. I... : eldiablo01
    • The eve skill system is one of the great things about Eve. : trove
    • i love the skill system. otherwise it would be just another exp grind rpg. : broly1718
• Wow, that is awesome. : Magus
• EVE Ship Size Comparison: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Eve_chart.jpg This shows th... : ChibiJosh
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  the nice thing about these, is IF THEY ARE getting attacked in mass, they have a doomsday device which de... : hobosapien
  • happen to have one of these videos? : broly1718
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    Including the Titan? : Magus
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      It will damage the titan but the superstructure and shields are strong enough to withstand it. : Crimsonbeak
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        I think most stronger Battleships can withstand the Doomsday, as well, though they'd be powerfully fucked... : ChibiJosh
        • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7gyiwGgP-A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNu7vmSNHWU : Ratsofatsorat
  • Simple you have two forces, the first is the expendable force to get the titan to use the doomsday weapon... : Chod
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  That's pretty awesome. I really wish there was some kind of EVE TV because I have no interest to play it,... : carnivore
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    http://www.eve-online.com/evetv/ : Ratsofatsorat
    • don't i feel dumb... : carnivore

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• dress up as something scary instead. it's halloween. : porp
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  That's awesome. I'm going to be cowgirl, which sounds horribly boring in comparison to your costume. : helvetica
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    horribly hot you mean. : MatthewPhillips
    • Now Cowgirl Zombie.... http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-38,... : MatthewPhillips
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    Make the top half cowgirl with the hat and whatnot, and the bottom half actual cow. : Bean
    • like a Cow centaur! : Krypt_
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2KtpUp8jE ? : deathofrats
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  I generally stick to a Catholic Priest and then go to some huge club costume party since every girl dress : InfoBiter
  • ^^ Strap a little boy doll to your crotch to this costume : ShadowRam
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  GF's pushin for me to wear my Link Costume again, because she wants to do the Zelda thing... (problem i... : ShadowRam
  • It's a sweet costume though ;) : Piotyr
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  Probably steve irwin, but hopefully something else big will happen giving me something more fresh : judge
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    put a big stinger through your chest : oHnOES
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      actually was thinking about making the girlfriend dress up as a stringray, but yeah a big bloody cut thro... : judge
      • start making your "assasinated pope" costume : badspot
  • It would be better to go just as a Stingray. Everyone will be Irwin. : Skoal^Fyfan
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  im thinking raptor jesus : feek
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    I totally want to do this, but I don't have anything to do on Halloween yet : jessipoo
    • its cool, you could sit around the house as raptor jesus and that'd be fun. or you know give candy to kid... : feek
  • last year i was ninja jesus : Mr.SEX
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  I am dressing up as a giant red Crayola Crayon. : Bean
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    what color are you going to be? : judge
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      you fail at reading comprehension : Bean
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        what color crayon? : Draugluin
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          you fail too. : Bean
          • what brand of red crayola crayon? : mikecyb
          • just tell us already dammit! : Audhuml4
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  Uwe Boll. I figure boxing gloves with film coming out of the back of my shorts. : Wyvern
  • lol. film out of ass. I GET IT! : action roommate
• a zombie of course : RobFlinn
• I'm going as Halloween for Halloween. : EvilDolemite
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  Ghostbuster with Proton Pack (homemade, even lights up correctly!). Who ya gonna call? Me motherfucker... : RevRaven
  • make sure you Ctrl-L on the containment unit, so that somebody doesn't let out all the ghosts to teach yo... : sigpro
  • I NEED pics of this proton pack!!!! : Super Sparker
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    If a girl asks you about it, please tell her you bought it somewhere and did not make it. : phobium
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      hahaha best joke in the thread (as if a girl will talk to him in that getup) : judge
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        "hey baby, you wanna come back to my fire house and see my ecto-containment unit?" : Jayx77
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          then he gets to "slime" her : Old_Fart
          • ecto bukkake : Jayx77
• Drunk. : Boxelder
• Should go as Simon Belmont.. dishing out whip justice to chumps + it vaguely fits a holoween type theme : e1ghtball
• im going as the BTK killer : odin318
• I have some 80s rap mp3s... fat boys, LL Cool J, Newcleus... : Str8Dog
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  i'm going to be a devil, because i have the world's coolest horns. this year, however, i have also acq... : dahanese
  • You might be able to make some sort of fallen angel costume with those horns and wings. : helvetica
• I'm going as a Shacker. I'll make a post on Wednesday about how I didn't get laid. : redfive
• I actually think I am not doing anything. My girlfriend will be away visting her daughter so no parties f... : Evil Benius
• I was thinking a simple mask similar to the one from Vanilla Sky :\ I s'psoe I'd be dressing up as Tom C... : thief
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  an octopus with 8 chainsaws : fletch_
  • pics + divx for sure at this home depot masterpiece! : Skoal^Fyfan
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  I don't know but apparently I have to dress up this year for the first time in forever so someone make su... : mikecyb
  • A MONKEY : dahanese
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  A grumpy, tired, aging economist. : UtilityMaximizer
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    Who hates ice-cream! : sgtsanity
    • NEVER! : UtilityMaximizer
• Pedestrian : industro
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  Power Ranger wrangler. With a flashlight in hand and a change of underwear for the Power Ranger if he has... : edgewise
  • I have a pooper scooper for Thomas the Tank Engine. : Fyunch Click
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    I also get to make sure he takes only one treat and says thank you. : edgewise
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      and then the dentist wont let him eat the treats amirite? : Jayx77
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        I let him eat candy every day. Of course, his teeth get brushed properly before bedtime, so I'm not worri... : edgewise
        • What kind of a father are you??? : datoo
• Either rufio from hook or going as the beastie boys with 2 of my friends from sabatoge. : mastarp
• Rainbow Brite! : Normality
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  my 9 yr old daughter will be a nurse, my 2 yr old daughter will be a indian, my infant son will be a bumb... : Jayx77
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    Do you need a picture of me for reference? : intothefray
    • why are you a bumble bee too? : Jayx77
  • in before "naughty nurse?" : Korban
• Clive Winston. : MurrayTheSkull
• A poor person. : felicia
• I just talked to my mom. She and my dad are going to a party. She got an idea that he would go as a pirat : ki11_viru5
• a bridesmaid. My sister's getting married on the 28th, so I'm missing the only party I would've gone to ... : perstephanie
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  http://www.amazon.com/Reno-911-Dangle-Adult-Costume/dp/B000HB0UB6/ref=pd_sbs_a_1_img/002-5993738-8380830?... : Magus
  • What the hell? http://www.amazon.com/Ball-Chain-Couples-Costume-Adult/dp/B000HAOLT4/ref=pd_sbs_a_2/103-9... : ki11_viru5
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  I'm being House. Got the jacket, cane, and attitude. Now if only I could lose another 40 lbs : TotalFusionOne
  • house is an underweight stick : proclone1
• For years I've wanted to go as Darth Helmet but I never have the time/skills to make the costume. : Prozium
• anti-virus and i are going as zombies or pirates, we're not sure which one yet. she is going to be a s... : virus
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  ill wear my shirt that says "im just here for the boo's" : podizzle
  • haha, i get it! : Korban
  • I must get that shirt at all costs... : drucifer
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  Lulu + moogle. I'm not lulu : geedeck
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    I'm not sure which one would make you gayer : gndagger
    • Well, I'd be with my gf, so no matter what I wear, at the end of the night I'm having sex with a girl. ... : geedeck
• Mario. My girlfriend is going to be Peach. Her suggestion too. : ieGod
• what's a good costume to get random girls to come up and touch me? yes I'm shameless and desperate : cuntry bumpkin
• Rape victim, most likely : snoozy
• I want to do Walker Texas Ranger, but I'm not sure it's worth the money, effort and time. I'll probably j... : tomservo

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  Not as emo as awp whiners.. i think a couple of shackers have commited suicide after being awped. : aelius
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    It is just not so fun to play against. The only way to beat an AWP player is to have the person miss. ... : alias
    • Or buy a smoke and a few flashes. So many people bitch about it but round after round the obvious points... : Boxelder
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      I used to be able to take out awpers with sig.. but they did something to that gun to make it a POS. : intothefray
      • The famaas is great for picking targets out over a long distance. : ArtilleryMarker
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    yeah it's just not fun to go up against an awper. for example in maps like dust2, awping from spawn, or a... : evil-cow
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      i think my main problem with awp complaints is this: it's part of the game, a gun anyone can buy when the... : aelius
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        It is not in this sense. Wheather or not you emerge victorius depends only on Alucard missing you. That... : alias
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          Or taking a different route that is not as easily awpable (like going B instead of short or long A on dus... : aelius
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            Long A is generally not a good place to go against AWP either though, so you end up only able to attack B... : alias
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              that's what i meant, B instead of (short OR long A) : aelius
              • Not to mention going to the double doors either through middle (carefully avoiding awp by staying towards... : InfoBiter
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                So the choice becomes: A) and get 2-3 people instantly lost or B) get owned by the 3 people ent... : alias
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                  Best way to avoid an awper is to consistently hit them, it's almost impossible to aim the gun while being... : InfoBiter
                  • See I could swear the sig had more target blowback but less damage than the ak while also having better a... : intothefray
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                    I use the MP5 all the time and it never helps me :( : alias
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                      You miss? : InfoBiter
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                        I'm [MP5]Fireman, you seem to think I do sorta well sometimes I gather? : alias
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                          Close up, and you own me, but you love to full auto and just run, at a distance this isn't effective. T : InfoBiter
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                            It's hard to aim your timing on gun sounds. I swear the reload sound is off by 5 seconds and they're alre... : intothefray
                            • I've never had this problem. : InfoBiter
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    whatever. awp restricted servers are way more fun. encourages attacking instead of camping, etc, etc. ... : smax
    • IAWTP, i do the same thing. the whole "its a part of the game" is nonsense. if i golden showered on you w... : odin318
• Voted. : alias
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  Wow, no love for Italy? It's one of the better pub maps. I don't play there but I voted anyway :P. : Boxelder
  • Itally had a 100 point lead all through the last vote. : intothefray
  • the Ts generally own it and every time it comes up in the rotation people start quitting a lot of the tim... : Old_Fart
  • I expected everyone to vote for office, dust2, italy, prodigy, and train, and so I voted for other maps I... : jrock
• I was looking at the pistol price data.. Seems they include the starting pistols when a rifle isn't purch... : intothefray
• holler when one or two custom maps are added to the main server where they'll actually get the population : jrock
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  BTW some of those custom maps are buggy. I noted a few of the issues here: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz... : jrock
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    You're welcome to submit replacements. : intothefray
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      just figured you'd care if maps are buggy or broken... you know after all the effort it took to get any c... : jrock
      • iawtp : bradsh
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        I agree with you but don't read into what he said so much. Intothefray I'm sure has had to deal with his ... : ki11_viru5
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          I think he did over complicate that. If you don't want more added and only those removed that's fine. Wha... : intothefray
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            Hey I'd be happy to help test them out a bit. Btw, it looks like LostTemple isn't in either mappack... du... : jrock
            • Oops, I thought that zip looked small to have 3 maps. Crap... : intothefray
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        post links my good man. i was the one who posted those maps initially, i know some of them are buggy. ... : evil-cow
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          post links to what? as I said, i tried out the maps (you) posted and noticed a couple of them have some s... : jrock
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            you said you know of some 3rd party maps that you'd like played? i meant post links to those. : evil-cow
            • the ones i already recommended are LostTemple and Kismayo. Those are on the list and should be in the map... : jrock
• needs more contra love, srsly that map rocks : Patch-e
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  All those custom maps seem designed for like 20+ players at least. Just too big for normal 10-15 people ... : alias
  • Contra can be played with 10-15. I got into that map at a 6-6 LAN tournament (that my team won natural... : Patch-e
  • We need to add de_cpl_mill into the mix, that map is great for good competition. : InfoBiter
• Yaaaay! :D : Orange Pylon
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  Best post ever. : yosemiteclimber
  • Did you miss? : intothefray
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  cs.shackbattles.com:27017 I fucked up and did a : instead of a . join us on custom map server!! : intothefray
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    ^^^^ come play!!! : intothefray
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      Still goin strong. : intothefray
      • Until we noticed everyone didn't have the 1st map pack. : intothefray
  • Ooooooooo yes. : Orange Pylon
  • oh shit custom maps IGI : mista mista
• god damn, need more love for tides : feek

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  whats yer budget : filthysock
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    Under 150$ AUD unless it's fucking swish. I normally do a combination of things, card, wine, flowers, ... : abrasion
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      i found that a ticket to see a band she likes plus their CDs was a good combo. : filthysock
      • or this! http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12924329 : filthysock
      • She doesn't really listen to music much, similar to me really. Besides I'm not a concert guy and I wou... : abrasion
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  iPod Nano? : thaperfectdrug
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    I gave her an mp3 player just to be nice just 3 months ago :( - I should've waited since I knew she want... : abrasion
    • See what happens when you're nice? : thaperfectdrug
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  Take her to a pistol range and then have lunch doing a hot dog eating contest. : tomservo
  • She loves shooting but we just did that on the holiday too,........... : abrasion
• PTDB while singing "Little Red Corvette". It's every woman's dream gift. : ColoradoCNC
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  If it were my birthday, I'd want a DS. : felicia
  • She's not a gamer sadly :( so unfortunately that wouldn't be a good idea. : abrasion
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    I almost had my girlfriend convinced she would like one. Then she pulls the "I don't have time for one" s... : ieGod
    • I think I'd be dumped if I got her one :) - she doesn't have time for regular gaming on a normal home co... : abrasion
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  can you guys imagine dating abrasion? i mean, he must complain all the time : FrayLo
  • ...maybe she's really into S&M... : angrytaxman
  • Maybe his birthday gift would be an entire without complaining. Not very practical, since that's an impos : Bold
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  Do something romantic. Sorry, I just watched The Notebook. : hardfl1p
  • She just made hints at a watch over email but they were blatant because I was saying how much trouble I'm... : abrasion
• I keep trying to make the boy buy me this http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/jewelry/791e/ It fits none ... : perstephanie
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  See, this is bullshit. How the hell are guys supposed to be able to top last year's birthday, anniversar... : TwiLyght
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    Forget her birthday every other year and then the rest will always be better than the last : joe.gonzalez
    • now that is a plan! : Skoal^Fyfan
  • Yeah that's a serious problem which I think I need to buck this year - because the previous 3 years I've ... : abrasion
  • They seriously don't have to. : perstephanie
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    You don't have to top it, you just have to not be a total tool and do things like not say "happy birthday... : jessipoo
    • I don't even watch wrestling and that sounds awesome. : zakk
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      lol yeah, shut up ya old bitch and make me a sammich! : rand04
      • hahaha, awesome : fatman
      • lol : hobosapien
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        It's the sort of thing that is lol on the internets, but not so much in real life. : jessipoo
        • If it actually happened in RL, the guy should get kicked in the nuts. : rand04
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    i went on a surprise visit to korea for my girlfriend's ( now wife ) birthday. i'm cursed for life as i w... : sikander
    • North or South? North's probably more memorable. : eldersveld
• Something non-penis. : eldersveld
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  Personalized purse? I had a roomate who had this business where they take a picture and dyed it into a c... : exigence7
  • She just got one :( : abrasion
• How about a quality, silicone-based vibe? : thaperfectdrug
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  White water rafting is so much fucking fun. So is bungee jumping. She sounds like the outdoorsy, tomboyis... : Modica Sol Solis
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    I'VE GOT IT! Get that girl a clit piercing, stat! : joe.gonzalez
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      She might be into the nipple or clit one day but not yet. : abrasion
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        I still suggest whitewater rafting. Do something memorable, I say, not just a gift. : Modica Sol Solis
        • I just emailed her and promised her I won't beat her this year. : abrasion
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  I'm getting my wife a day spa treatment. Wax-a Brazillian!!! : rand04
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    I second this. Those places will spend all day giving you massages, spa baths, pedicures, whatever. And ... : eldersveld
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      This isn't a bad idea, since I cancelled a trip for this while on holiday - hmmmmmmmmm : abrasion
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        Seriously, it's great. Especially if she's going to be/has been stressed. : rand04
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          Yeah, so be sure to piss her off right before. : eldersveld
          • lol. my wife has been flat out at her job and being a mum for the past 6 months, that's why I figured she... : rand04
  • There are ones where you can go as a couple - I've never been to one, but I've seen them on the list when... : Waverider
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  give her a baby! : lacker
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    You know what I think about them >:( - I'd give her a coathanger and a12 month pescription to the pill ma... : abrasion
    • Just make her sign a waiver where she agrees to let you sell them. Then turn her into a baby factory and ... : tomservo
• skydiving? : hobosapien
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  What about a weekend retreat/papmper thing at Daylesford? : shavenewok
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    That's exactly what I'm thinking but it's pricey I think. : abrasion
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      Flipping jesus, it's pricey http://daylesforddayspa.com.au/pamper.html : abrasion
      • lol @ "detoxification" : eldersveld
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      maybe the Dandenongs? : shavenewok
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        Is there a spa resort there? : abrasion
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          http://www.mangionlaser.com.au/buttons/day-spa.htm : shavenewok
          • fuck this shit is expensive : shavenewok
          • Well at least I wouldn't have to drive all the way to Dayelsford. : abrasion
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  Kayaking is always a good time. : ChibiJosh
  • I second this. Go chillax on a lake and just be. It's real nice. : Modica Sol Solis
  • Not a bad idea but I'm not sure she enjoys water if I recall. : abrasion
• bow tie + penis = profit : reverend~heresy
• Take her on a nice trip to LIBYA!! i hear its nice this time of year. : Ulfie

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  Let's tear down those barricades at the Rolle Library in Kempsterbank and rape some muthafuckas. : AlexXdude
  • Should we do this as a formal PM raid in 45 mins? : Ride-My-Rocket
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    There's nobody in here. : losder5000
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      They're in one of the surrounding buildings then. We must find them and slaughter them. : AlexXdude
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        There tends to always be a bunch in the nearby PD. : moogle
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          I just busted into the Rolle Library, no one in there, so should we all move to the PD, 1NW from the libr... : AlexXdude
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            Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, too. : Ride-My-Rocket
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              I vote for tittus general hospital (3x NW). Then the next day we can hit the cell phone tower and cut the... : FiReaNG3L
              • I got revived and was in that hospital and just left, no one was in there when I left 15 minutes ago : judge
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        I can go look around, I got res'd by some jerk. Have to wait though, I'm almost out of AP. : losder5000
        • I couldn't get into the police station. Being human kind of sucks. I have a lot of books though. : losder5000
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  Someone set us up the raid. I'm at 48AP in Jillard ready to kill some shit. I have memories of life. : NastyJack
  • I'm there ready to rock. : ejectorpod
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  All raiders report! 43 AP, 50% claws, no MoL. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • 25 AP, 50% Claws, MoL. : AlexXdude
  • Only 16AP, 50% claws + tangling grasp and lurching gait. : moogle
  • 50 AP, 50% claws, MoL. : lord warlock
  • 31 AP, 50% claw 3 dmg, 1 AP per move : FiReaNG3L
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  What are we hitting tonight? A police dep or an hospital? Maybe we could hit the McNeil_Towers! This way ... : FiReaNG3L
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    BRING US THE ONE YOU CALL MCNEIL! : Prozium
    • I wanna know where the zombies at : manero
    • I AM LUHRR OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI EIGHT! : Ride-My-Rocket
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  7:30pm EST Raiding Party Our target is Burdett Way Police Dept in Kempsterbank ( http://redrum.soul-fant : Ride-My-Rocket
  • I'm there! : ejectorpod
  • 5min people! : moogle
  • it just creaked : manero
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    There are 12 people inside. : DarkWolf5
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      Tx for scouting. =) : Ride-My-Rocket
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        There are also other, more populated targets. : DarkWolf5
        • i'm going to hang out and conserve AP for combat. down to 28. : manero
        • We can move to them if we finish this place off quickly. : moogle
  • sweet sweet sweet brains : hamachi
  • Whoa, tons of humans in there. Damnit. How many times can I mis in a row?? :( : Colleton
  • Awesome; I logged on just in time to do like 6 damage to someone. ...I'm so weak :(:( : perstephanie
  • ZOMBIE ALERT!!! There is a live human in the cop shop killing zombies. Get out or attack, hurry!!! : Colleton
• # Jambalaya Fingerbang extracted a DNA sample from you. (yesterday) Best. Nick. Ever. : manero
• free kill on me at the PD : judge
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  BEGIN ASSAULT ON BARRICADES : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Got my 2 creaks in. : FiReaNG3L
    • we need the 27 zombies 1 click SE in the library to come help. : manero
    • i hit it 3 times for good measure. And creaks != collapses : cltcprd
  • Okay, did my part. Come on guys break it down! : Ojalo1982
  • i got my 2 collapses in : Xhost
  • Got my 2 hits in. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • ok, i've hit it 4 times...time for someone else to buck up :) : cltcprd
  • YOU MUST ATTACK UNTIL A SECTION COLLAPSES : Ride-My-Rocket
  • OPEN THE DOORS! : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Okay, got my two collapses in. Down to loose. : lord warlock
    • Aaaand I need to post more quickly. : lord warlock
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    BARRICADES DOWN TO LIGHTLY BARRICADED! There's supposed to be 12 humans inside. We're 17 outside and t : AlexXdude
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      DOORS OPEN, GO GO GO!!! : AlexXdude
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        Wow - I went in there with 1 XP and left with 89. I had 2 kills. Great work braineaters. : trOmblyj
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          How many are left in there? I think we did a pretty solid job of raping them. : AlexXdude
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            2 humans left, one with only 5 HP (probably dead by now). I started with 6 XP, ended with 60. 2 kills,... : Colleton
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              Ahahah awesome, guess they weren't expecting a surprise attack like that. :D :D Shacknews prevails yet ag... : AlexXdude
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                heh, yeah. That cop shop got butt-raped tonight. :) : Colleton
                • Yeah, especially after this: http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=12927276 : AlexXdude
    • GRAGGHH!!!! : manero
  • It's down. Who's opening? : Ojalo1982
  • Focus on SHAKAMA, JIM WEIR, TEVER and BRAINJEB. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    Fucking ip moves limit. I'll see if I can hack on to my neighbor's wireless. : Ojalo1982
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      See if Torpark helps: http://torpark.nfshost.com/ : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Cool thanks, but I got on. Unsecured wireless ftw! I'm not a bad person, usually. : Ojalo1982
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    Had to pull out, out of APs, still atleast 8 humans in there. : AlexXdude
    • ditto. i need a good zombie safehouse. : manero
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    Here are their most powerful humans: BrainJeb - 44 HP Jim Weir - 56 HP Tever - 54 HP : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Tever's down to 50 HP now or so : AlexXdude
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      BrainJeb is down to 14 HP! : Ride-My-Rocket
      • Dead, no more APs :( : FiReaNG3L
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    Ran out of AP 3 XP short of levelling :( : Zero|DPX
    • At least you have Ankle Grab now. : Ride-My-Rocket
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    CAN ANYBODY REPORT ON HUMANS LEFT, HP COUNTS? : Ride-My-Rocket
    • Jim Wier: 33 hp Broken: 14 hp Tever: ?hp : Ojalo1982
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    I'm out. That was awesome, but I never get any kills. Stop stealing my kills bitches! : Ojalo1982
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      Kills don't count for anything anyway. : Ride-My-Rocket
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        You get bonus XP for kills. : Colleton
        • Plus that sweet, sweet satisfaction. And brains. Brains too. : Ojalo1982
        • Ah, you're right -- +10 XP for a kill. : Ride-My-Rocket
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      I don't get any kills because ZombieMe misses ALL THE TIME. : perstephanie
      • Took me 16 AP to get my 2 crumbles in (@ 50% claws, even). : Ride-My-Rocket
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        It doesn't help that you don't have Vigour Mortis, which is a big problem. : SwiftyPants
        • So, I suppose in celebration of my attaining Ankle Grab this morning, feel free to attack me for free XP ... : SwiftyPants
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        The trick, when you level up is to get Death Grip for an extra 15% for hands and then get Rend Flesh, whi... : AlexXdude
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          Sweet. ...if I ever level up. Which I can't do unless I can hit something! haha. : perstephanie
          • What's the link to your profile? I don't have you on my list :( : AlexXdude
      • I missed a lot tonight too, but got lucky and got 2 kills. : Colleton
  • ALL DEAD! : moogle
• ITS OPEN GO GO GO! : FiReaNG3L
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  35 attacks. 5 of them landed. WUT : j33uk
  • Same here. I only landed 4 or 5 attacks. : Dusty_Slim
  • read the wiki on multiple characters and penalties maybe : judge
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  Updated Contact List From Ride-My-Rocket's profile just now: http://s87354177.onlinehome.us/hack/comp.ht... : SwiftyPants
  • Is this the subthread where I request my name to be added? :( http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=66... : Daggoth
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  Looks like I'm late to the party. Are any more buildings getting hit? : ChibiJosh
  • I'm with this guy. I missed out by like 5 minutes. : Dante
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    Recent Pop Levels 5 Bornard - one at 12hp, one at 6hp 2 Jillard Building 23 Whitenoll Building 0 Bur... : DarkWolf5
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      Hit the Whitenoll bldg then? It's right next door. : Dante
      • I've got 2 collapses in. : Dante
    • Whitenoll looks tasty - do we have enough AP left for a second raid? Otherwise, that'd be a nice targe... : genom
  • Totally my fault -- I blew the raid whistle 30mins too early. From now on, 8pm EST always. : Ride-My-Rocket
  • You guys get to defend our asses from all the zombie hunters that seem to be retaliating right now :D : Ojalo1982
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  Human in PD! : moogle
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    Who is it? SOMEONE KILL HIM! >:D : AlexXdude
    • He came and ran. I missed him by 2 minutes. : trove
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  always late for the party..same place still? also why are zombies nameless? : IcomeINpeace
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    Nameless unless you add them to your contact list. : moogle
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      just shows horde of zombies..no individual way to choose/add them..or I'm blind. : IcomeINpeace
      • 1) Go to my profile ( http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=Ride-My-Rocket#UrbanDead ) 2) Click on eac... : Ride-My-Rocket
  • I got 35AP and a hunger, where's the brains ? : aethyr
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  Next target? : brickmatt
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    Whitenoll bldg next door. : Dante
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      Barricades down to heavily. : trove
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        Down to lightly. I'm wasted. : trove
        • BARRICADE DOWN! Someone open the doors! : ChibiJosh
    • I just used 12AP clawing @ the door, still heavily barricaded. : aethyr
    • lightly barricaded now : crunkfunk
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      I've got 2 collapses on the barricade and 30AP left. : ChibiJosh
      • Barricades down, someone open the door : mad-d00d
    • Doors ready to be opened! : VinnieTheSquid
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      OH GOD somebody has to know how to open doors. Help us shack! : Dante
      • They are now open. : trove
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        about 20 humans inside! hmmm brains! : mad-d00d
        • Its like a meat market : crunkfunk
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          Dammit! Someone shut the doors on us! : genom
          • oh shi someone's playing defense. we're all about to be dead. : Dante
          • ran out of AP :( Chris Time lvl 6 with 42hp : mad-d00d
          • I spent my last ap opening them. : trove
        • some are awake in there! need more zombies! : hirez
      • I just killed the gen in whitenoll. : Fyunch Click
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      Lots of meaty human brains here! : aethyr
      • Czar has 38 HP Jim Dontkillmestein has 48 HP Big JD5 has 58 HP flawedlogik has 58 HP Doctor McFire ha... : aethyr
      • many high level guys I see : crunkfunk
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      Doors are secured again... boo! : wheat
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        haha, all of us in there are fucked : Dante
        • DOORS ARE OPEN!!! : whippy
      • Grarr, open up let me in! : Johnny Law
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      7 humans still in here! : Modulus
      • heading over... : Crimson
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    I wonder if any humans went back to Penni Drive Fire Station? : aethyr
    • I have it down to loosely barricaded, anyone able to open the doors? : wheat
• I got the damn error again about too many actions from the same account. Here's the thing: it says, what... : Rotten Deadite